Dutch lad edition
cara
anime
crayon pop
maisie
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm leftists????????????
Sophie
>>57989702
>>57989811
and if you're a student, you can get $100 free digitalocean credit from github
or just use a free micro amazon web services instance
gonna get pretty drooooonk tonight lads haha lol :^)
rip
i am muslim
>>57989920
this is an 18+ website if you want to talk to leftists try reddit
>>57989921
How come Ginger girls are so qt but ginger lads look like monsters?
>>57989921
she looks like a weirdo mix of my cousin and sister
its unreal
>>57989987
>>57989987
unironically planning your demise
ummm... rightists???
>tfw you're in the top 5% of /brit/ posters in terms of quality
or just buy a netflix account for like 50p off a dnv
*does a listen*
ah yes, very impressive
if you're a leftist then reply to this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3a_utQlCdU
me, after popping a molly at the club :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36e4eCZ2TpI
do you like arty shit lads
>>57990042
ironically planning our 2nd date
Claiming my waifu
proofs??
show me your résumé
>>57990087
Good pick desu
>Russians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8
>>57990114
appeal to my cock
not an argument
Cooking a lovely beef stew lads.
Will bubble it over night, allow the luxurious fumes to percolate and intermingle within the pot.
Life just gets worse and worse
>>57990106
actually imagine how hard that lads life is
hasn't even got a learning disability to soften it all
poor chap
>>57990167
the French tho, it's kinda expected
Muslims are the forefront against Tumblr
>>57989920
debate me
>>57990106
>molly
FOY
tfw you get a snapchat and you think it's her but it's actually your sister
baka
Watched The IT Crowd and Brass Eye today.
What next?
>>57990193
yeah it's fucked, i feel pretty bad for him :/
at least weed seems to calm him down a lot (skip ahead to 2:00 to see)
>>57990256
flight of the conchords
>>57990253
does your sister send lewd pics to you x
Really really anxious that she has enabled mobile phone verification on Facebook
I was thinking the month I have to wait would be relaxing, think I had already won but now it's just stress, worrying that this is a huge dead end
>>57990106
these cunts are just putting it on
stoners are subhuman scum willing to pretend to have serious illnesses to fool people into legalising drugs
*shit myself*
*blame the torries*
>>57990256
I'm Alan Partidge
>>57990280
Source for this lad?
>>57990261
and he's allowed to grow a plant or two for personal use
>>57990320
Seen it
>>57990316
just the one R lad
>>57990316
facepalming at this
really don't understand the whole "My tweets and retweets don't represent my opinions" thing
Is that just legal protection
>>57990102
debate me
>>57990327
https://www.flickr.com/photos/aureaagency/sets/72157661963744631
>>57990385
garth marenghi
>>57990102
pakis in
>>57990433
ah yes a true masterpiece
me on the right
fug dudes
my wrist hurts because i went to sleep with it in a weird position
i just want it to feel normal :((
lol
>>57990474
looks like a normie-autist hybrid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmUOJR-GwA
>>57990561
literally me
George Pickering.
AYE
gonna roll a cheeky spliff
>>57990409
I've only ever seen 'don't represent the opinions of [employer]/[affiliated organisation]' desu.
>>57990413
wew lad
good stuff
>>57990590
>>57990413
bloomin heck
imagine being a pretty woman lads
fookin 'ell
ruddy nora and all the rest of it
>>57990564
Noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSN5RIG2TZ8
check out my new Ben 10 bag lads.
>>57990590
>>57990102
hoping for a bremain. come at me
t. ban ki-moon
>>57990534
was it your wanking wrist or non wanking wrist
>>57990008
not surprising given you live in the fucking uk
>>57990657
lol
How do you get over someone lads? I'm tired of moping around all day feeling sorry for myself. Is it just a case of waiting for the feelings to go away?
>>57990692
british people can look quite varied
>>57990657
kek. Is Ben 10 Halal?
>>57990721
do something productive
>>57990721
have you considered taking up an addiction of some kind? works quite well imo
>>57990721
turn your longing into hate then turn that hate into better yourself to prove yourself better than them
>>57990743
lmao
business plan: start taxing (You)s
@57990812
b l o o d y
l
o
o
d
y
>>57990812
bad post
>>57990678
wanking wrist, but i feel like i could still have a good wank... i usually only take a few minutes to cum once i've found some good porn ^_^
just found out i have an IQ of 180 on an internet test lads
i am just way beyond everyone else
>>57990744
No, they all have Ben 10 bags
literal Russians
>>57990721
I say think about it as much as possible, desensitise yourself to the issue, makes it go away faster
bus turds
>>57990721
Serves you right Normie scum
>>57990812
how do you plan on doing that?
>lmao
>>57990721
distract yourself with hobbies, y-you do have hobbies right?
hmm most interesting
A dream is a wish your heart makes
When you're fast asleep
In dreams you will have a bf
Whatever you wish for you keep
Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your bf will come smiling through
No matter how your heart is grieving
If you keep on believing
The dream that you wish will come true
>>57990945
me on the right
>A dream is a wish your heart makes
>When you're fast asleep
>In dreams you will have a bf
>Whatever you wish for you keep
>Have faith in your dreams and someday
>Your bf will come smiling through
>No matter how your heart is grieving
>If you keep on believing
>The dream that you wish will come true
>>57990868
good website
i like it when they have sex in the middle of the living room
>>57990945
do you know how cheap it would be to travel to croatia?
asking for a friend
not looking too good on the weed purchasing front lads
debating smoking my THC crystals from the bottom of my grinder
for now though, going to do a curry poo and mull over life
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
it's me
was with actual human irl friends tonight lads
just couldn't be arsed, so came home and got weed on the way. stoned shitposting with saturday night /brit/ is my real home xxx
relatively cheap
good travel destination desu
heard they're good at hugging too
>>57991013
choon
>>57991007
act like a white man for once in your life mate
>>57990945
:'( dreams are the only time I'm happy :'(
>>57991047
>>57991007
umm, hello? dark net markets?? it's like you don't even know what the current year is...
>>57991013
that literally is me though wahey
check out the pupils on these girls
wgm
bco, iw
>>57990837
hmm be careful la you don't want to hurt your wanking wrist
>>57990990
saw this handjob yesterday haha
>>57991103
how do i download it off clyp? wanna make it my ringtone haha
>cornwall is so economically deprived that it gets EU funding
everytime i think of big black dicks i get a hard on
>>57991150
>wanna make it my ringtone
>>57990982
Is that Desklad in the middle with the monster energy? always imagined him more as a bear than a twink desu
>>57991140
wew
that'll be me and my gf one day
>>57991150
>wanna make it my ringtone haha
don't
>>57990102
yeah sometimes i start with the left but as i cum i use my right to really pump it out
>>57991150
https://a.clyp.it/g1uppqph.ogg
>>57990721
you can basically go scorched earth and think of everything you hated about her and convince yourself you hate her
or you can just keep on keeping on and eventually one day you'll wake up and feel a little less shitty, and then a little less shitty even still the next day and then after a while, you feel ok
>>57991239
haha
oi oi
>>57990670
why do you love Bremen so much
IRA killed another guy in Belfast yesterday ...
how do we convince them to turn their violent rage on people who actually deserve to be fucking violently murdered (leftists/multikultists/cultural marxists etc) as opposed to random sods who owe them a few quid??
>>57991198
>>57991208
What would happen if you put a society of communists onto a unsettled island and let them start and run a country under communism
>>57991362
who did they kill?
>>57991344
>hanseatic league
literally based af imo. Love kings lynn as well
Has anyone played the Doom beta?
Thoughts?
>>57991362
Legalize drugs
>>57991417
stinks of pish lad/ulster
he drove his scooter on their territory and was gunned down
>>57991400
The island would get billions in Jewish funding and attempt to spread and infect other countries
>Legalize
fuck off yank
>>57991400
america would try and put a stop to it
https://youtu.be/_2pHiCwRV40
oi
>>57991400
Communism probably. If they had the abundance of resources that Communism usually states as a requirement
>>57991417
>who did they kill?
Michael McGibbon
>>57991400
They'd invent capitalism so a rich person can exist to feed the rest of the people
>>57991472
choon
>>57991385
image is making me feel nauseous, is that the gimmick, no one can argue it because they feel sick after reading it because its such a visual mess?
>>57991518
Good post
Meet me in the field of intellectual battle, pleb
>Birmingham claims to be the second city
>doesn't even have a good football team
tfw no greater birmingham authority
European Cups/Champions Leagues:
Birmingham - 1
London - 1
>villa literally invented the football league system
>>57991594
They have a top-tier mosque tbf
should i move to birmingham or edinburgh
>>57991594
>Over 1,000,000 (One Million) inhabitants
>0 (Zero) Premier League football teams
>>57991709
Edinburgh
>>57991657
this desu
The '''counties''' of West Midlands and Greater Manchester, were formed at the same time, would have preferred to be called Greater Birmingham
>>57991709
birmingham
>>57991709
neither we're full
>>57990982
>being the ugly one
top kek m8
>>57991709
love birmingham desu but would rather yanks go to edinburgh and get wet
>>57991664
Nottingham - 2
>>57991709
Fuck off, we're full.
Drinking without eating here
Feels naughty
>>57991709
100% Edinburgh, don't listen to the Birmingham paki shills
>>57991715
>Over a million citizens and it doesn't even have a subway
still not really feeling tired from 2 hours of sleep :/
>>57991709
birmingham is better because there's more muslims inshallah
>>57991759
Midlands - 3
Southerners BTFO
>>57991789
new metro system is nearly finished
>>57991789
>subway
FOY
best cities in england:
>Birmingham
>Bristol
>Exeter
is the north even tryin haha
>>57991709
edinburgh is actually a great place
birmingham is nice but the people let it down
>1,00,000 people
>1,00,00 pakis
>>57991592
debate me
>>57990994
pretty cheap flights if you plan ahead
>>57991830
Utter twaddle.
>>57991874
>1,00,00
what are you doing
>>57991830
I don't understand
>>57991789
Went in a subway near the bull ring last time I went
think it was a halal one haha
TUNE
U
N
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvV5mryQF1I
>>57991833
>metro system
It's like a man with a baby dick saying size doesn't matter.
>1,00,00
>>57991851
THE """""CITY""""" OF EXETER
>The """"""midlands""""""
>Neither the North nor South wants to claim them
>>57991918
can confirm it was definitely halal
>>57991844
I'm not a brit 2bh. What is it with the brits and their lack of subway systems for large cities? Only London has them in this country.
This is crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEMYVFxvOKM&feature=youtu.be
https://youtu.be/Na360I-dfXg
>>57992018
>subway
FOY
Don't know if I should drop one tab of acid so I'm able to shit post or drop a few and align my chakra
Cute shota anime
>>57992009
>>57992013
>the memes are real
business idea: make a survivor type game show where tribes are formed and run by the tribesman common political alignment so communist tribe vs capitalism tribe
you could reversal weeks where capitalists have to live like communists hahaha
>>57991362
IRA are just a glorified drug ring at this point, better to form a new right-wing movement that can purge those elements (which now includes the IRA and Sinn Fein tbqh)
>>57992018
>dirty heavy rock
>land ownership that extends from centre of earth to the heavens
makes it hard to build them 2bh, so we use surface systems
>>57991761
>>57991746
don't worry. i'm white
>>57992035
London seems to be jewing the rest of you out of a subway. Every city the size of your other cities has them in Europe.
>Memepiss Poo-pie
>>57992075
>Poor and run-down like the North
>Full of shitskins like the South
>"Best of both worlds"
>>57992112
>land ownership that extends from centre of earth to the heavens
Is this true?
>>57992169
Hitting a bit close to home there lad
delete this
hi hello
What would you do for free, lads?
>>57992147
don't want a bloody subway
we've got canals
(more than venice)
>>57992239
hey m8
>>57992169
fantastic post
sensing hostility
going to turn off reddit flag for a few days
>It's a poleaboo posts in the comfy motd thread
Explain yourself you muppet
>>57992272
what a little bitch
>>57992272
reddit flags are very, very gay anyway
that settles it then. i'm moving to edinburgh
>>57992193
kinda
theres limits on it, but yeah you basically own the land underneath. There's exceptions for things like fracking but you've still gotta let people know so it just involves a fuckton of people in any big infrastructure development. They're building sewers under london at the moment and literally thousands of people are involved in the planning application, and all have the choice to contest it and stuff so it just makes it expensive
>>57992297
doxxed :/
>>57992321
no pls
we need to boost the white numbers up a bit
>>57992313
>very gay
are you 12?
>>57992297
who's this?
>>57992297
>>57992321
>voluntarily living with choochters
Enjoy m8 :^)
>>57992411
who's that?
>>57992440
brum
>brum is brum
why didn't I think of this before
>>57992332
That's a shame, you're on the continent so you must know that most cities have a subway like back home. Everyone here is getting a really shitty deal on public infrastructure.
IN:
>birmingham
>maisie
>game of thrones
>UKIP
>legalising hand guns
OUT:
>Edinburgh
>Big dave
>the EU
>reddit flags
>K pop
>>57992457
on the left?
>>57992469
silly post
Honestly upper-caste Indians are more British than the Brits themselves at this point, they were frozen in that post-war, pre-Americanisation mindset when the Raj ended.
Also >tfw no posh Indian gf
current brum isn't old brum lads. soz.
dutch brum is dead to us now. rip you soft cunt.
http://strawpoll.me/7391787/
>>57991709
EDINBURGH
Birmingham is a paki filled shithole
>>57992487
>>maisie
>>game of thrones
>>UKIP
>>legalising hand guns
>>57992525
fuck off pajeet
>>57992499
right
he is from brum after all haha
>>57992529
what happened to zoe
What the fuck happened to The Guardian?
>>57992472
ayy true. We have a decent amount more heavy rail coverage than most european cities 2bh, if only trains werent so fucking expensive here
>>57992469
The last I remember from him is that he left the Netherlands for jihad in Canada, then he slipped over the yank border and then he stopped posting here.
If he posts I think he will have a Cuban flag.
>>57992568
i see him in brizzle from time to time.
>>57992544
out: you
>>57992544
>the only one he didn't laugh at was birmingham
good feel
>>57992568
went to fight for isis
>>57990280
Them legs are superb.
off to the boozer
>>57992570
>we
>here
i mean in britain aha
>>57992631
will you be sipping guinness in your nearest irish pub?
>Tfw Scot
>Tfw have to deal with all the garbage an Old firm Sunday brings tomorrow
>>57992626
yes quite
>>57992609
>half paki, half black cross-dresser
is there no better person to describe britain
>>57992631
*preemptively pumps your stomach*