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Dutch lad edition
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cara
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anime
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crayon pop
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maisie
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmm leftists????????????
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Sophie
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>>57989702
>>57989811
and if you're a student, you can get $100 free digitalocean credit from github

or just use a free micro amazon web services instance
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gonna get pretty drooooonk tonight lads haha lol :^)
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>>57989920
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rip
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i am muslim
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>>57989920
this is an 18+ website if you want to talk to leftists try reddit
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>>57989921
How come Ginger girls are so qt but ginger lads look like monsters?
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>>57989921

she looks like a weirdo mix of my cousin and sister

its unreal
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>>57989987
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>>57989987
unironically planning your demise
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ummm... rightists???
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>tfw you're in the top 5% of /brit/ posters in terms of quality
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or just buy a netflix account for like 50p off a dnv
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*does a listen*

ah yes, very impressive
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if you're a leftist then reply to this post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3a_utQlCdU

me, after popping a molly at the club :^)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36e4eCZ2TpI
do you like arty shit lads
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>>57990042
ironically planning our 2nd date
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Claiming my waifu
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proofs??
show me your résumé
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>>57990087
Good pick desu
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>Russians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8
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>>57990114
appeal to my cock
not an argument
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Cooking a lovely beef stew lads.

Will bubble it over night, allow the luxurious fumes to percolate and intermingle within the pot.
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Life just gets worse and worse
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>>57990106

actually imagine how hard that lads life is
hasn't even got a learning disability to soften it all
poor chap
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>>57990167
the French tho, it's kinda expected
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Muslims are the forefront against Tumblr
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>>57989920
debate me
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>>57990106
>molly
FOY
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tfw you get a snapchat and you think it's her but it's actually your sister

baka
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Watched The IT Crowd and Brass Eye today.

What next?
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>>57990193
yeah it's fucked, i feel pretty bad for him :/

at least weed seems to calm him down a lot (skip ahead to 2:00 to see)
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>>57990256
flight of the conchords
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>>57990253
does your sister send lewd pics to you x
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Really really anxious that she has enabled mobile phone verification on Facebook

I was thinking the month I have to wait would be relaxing, think I had already won but now it's just stress, worrying that this is a huge dead end
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>>57990106
these cunts are just putting it on

stoners are subhuman scum willing to pretend to have serious illnesses to fool people into legalising drugs
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*shit myself*
*blame the torries*
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>>57990256
I'm Alan Partidge
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>>57990280
Source for this lad?
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>>57990261
and he's allowed to grow a plant or two for personal use
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>>57990320
Seen it
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>>57990316

just the one R lad
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>>57990285
no
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>>57990316
facepalming at this
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really don't understand the whole "My tweets and retweets don't represent my opinions" thing

Is that just legal protection
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>>57990102
debate me
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>>57990327
https://www.flickr.com/photos/aureaagency/sets/72157661963744631
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>>57990385

garth marenghi
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>>57990102
pakis in
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>>57990433
ah yes a true masterpiece
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me on the right
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fug dudes

my wrist hurts because i went to sleep with it in a weird position

i just want it to feel normal :((

lol
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>>57990474
looks like a normie-autist hybrid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmUOJR-GwA
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>>57990561
literally me
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George Pickering.
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AYE
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gonna roll a cheeky spliff
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>>57990409
I've only ever seen 'don't represent the opinions of [employer]/[affiliated organisation]' desu.
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>>57990413
wew lad
good stuff
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>>57990590
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>>57990413
bloomin heck

imagine being a pretty woman lads

fookin 'ell

ruddy nora and all the rest of it
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>>57990564
Noice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSN5RIG2TZ8
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check out my new Ben 10 bag lads.
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>>57990590
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>>57990102
hoping for a bremain. come at me

t. ban ki-moon
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>>57990534
was it your wanking wrist or non wanking wrist
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>>57990008
not surprising given you live in the fucking uk
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>>57990657
lol
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How do you get over someone lads? I'm tired of moping around all day feeling sorry for myself. Is it just a case of waiting for the feelings to go away?
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>>57990692
british people can look quite varied
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>>57990657

kek. Is Ben 10 Halal?
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>>57990721
do something productive
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>>57990721
have you considered taking up an addiction of some kind? works quite well imo
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>>57990721

turn your longing into hate then turn that hate into better yourself to prove yourself better than them
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>>57990743
lmao
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business plan: start taxing (You)s
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@57990812
b l o o d y
l
o
o
d
y
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>>57990812
bad post
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>>57990678
wanking wrist, but i feel like i could still have a good wank... i usually only take a few minutes to cum once i've found some good porn ^_^
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just found out i have an IQ of 180 on an internet test lads
i am just way beyond everyone else
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>>57990744
No, they all have Ben 10 bags
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literal Russians
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>>57990721
I say think about it as much as possible, desensitise yourself to the issue, makes it go away faster
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bus turds
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>>57990721

Serves you right Normie scum
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>>57990812
how do you plan on doing that?
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>lmao
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>>57990721
distract yourself with hobbies, y-you do have hobbies right?
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hmm most interesting
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A dream is a wish your heart makes
When you're fast asleep
In dreams you will have a bf
Whatever you wish for you keep

Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your bf will come smiling through
No matter how your heart is grieving
If you keep on believing
The dream that you wish will come true
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>>57990945

me on the right
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>A dream is a wish your heart makes
>When you're fast asleep
>In dreams you will have a bf
>Whatever you wish for you keep
>Have faith in your dreams and someday
>Your bf will come smiling through
>No matter how your heart is grieving
>If you keep on believing
>The dream that you wish will come true
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>>57990868
good website

i like it when they have sex in the middle of the living room
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>>57990945
do you know how cheap it would be to travel to croatia?

asking for a friend
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not looking too good on the weed purchasing front lads
debating smoking my THC crystals from the bottom of my grinder

for now though, going to do a curry poo and mull over life
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https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
it's me
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was with actual human irl friends tonight lads

just couldn't be arsed, so came home and got weed on the way. stoned shitposting with saturday night /brit/ is my real home xxx
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relatively cheap
good travel destination desu
heard they're good at hugging too
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>>57991013
choon
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>>57991007

act like a white man for once in your life mate
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>>57990945
:'( dreams are the only time I'm happy :'(
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>>57991047
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>>57991007
umm, hello? dark net markets?? it's like you don't even know what the current year is...
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>>57991013
that literally is me though wahey
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check out the pupils on these girls
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wgm
bco, iw
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>>57990837
hmm be careful la you don't want to hurt your wanking wrist
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>>57990990
saw this handjob yesterday haha
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>>57991103
how do i download it off clyp? wanna make it my ringtone haha
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>cornwall is so economically deprived that it gets EU funding
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everytime i think of big black dicks i get a hard on
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>>57991150
>wanna make it my ringtone
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>>57990982

Is that Desklad in the middle with the monster energy? always imagined him more as a bear than a twink desu
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>>57991140
wew

that'll be me and my gf one day
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>>57991150
>wanna make it my ringtone haha
don't
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>>57990102
yeah sometimes i start with the left but as i cum i use my right to really pump it out
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>>57991150
https://a.clyp.it/g1uppqph.ogg
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>>57990721
you can basically go scorched earth and think of everything you hated about her and convince yourself you hate her

or you can just keep on keeping on and eventually one day you'll wake up and feel a little less shitty, and then a little less shitty even still the next day and then after a while, you feel ok
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>>57991239
haha
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oi oi
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>>57990670
why do you love Bremen so much
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IRA killed another guy in Belfast yesterday ...

how do we convince them to turn their violent rage on people who actually deserve to be fucking violently murdered (leftists/multikultists/cultural marxists etc) as opposed to random sods who owe them a few quid??
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>>57991198
>>57991208
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What would happen if you put a society of communists onto a unsettled island and let them start and run a country under communism
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>>57991362
who did they kill?
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>>57991344
>hanseatic league

literally based af imo. Love kings lynn as well
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Has anyone played the Doom beta?
Thoughts?
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>>57991362
Legalize drugs
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>>57991417
stinks of pish lad/ulster
he drove his scooter on their territory and was gunned down
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>>57991400
The island would get billions in Jewish funding and attempt to spread and infect other countries
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>Legalize
fuck off yank
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>>57991400
america would try and put a stop to it
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https://youtu.be/_2pHiCwRV40

oi
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>>57991400

Communism probably. If they had the abundance of resources that Communism usually states as a requirement
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>>57991417
>who did they kill?
Michael McGibbon
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>>57991400
They'd invent capitalism so a rich person can exist to feed the rest of the people
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>>57991472
choon
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>>57991385
image is making me feel nauseous, is that the gimmick, no one can argue it because they feel sick after reading it because its such a visual mess?
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>>57991518
Good post
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Meet me in the field of intellectual battle, pleb
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>Birmingham claims to be the second city
>doesn't even have a good football team
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tfw no greater birmingham authority
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European Cups/Champions Leagues:

Birmingham - 1
London - 1

>villa literally invented the football league system
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>>57991594
They have a top-tier mosque tbf
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should i move to birmingham or edinburgh
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>>57991594
>Over 1,000,000 (One Million) inhabitants
>0 (Zero) Premier League football teams
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>>57991709
Edinburgh
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>>57991657
this desu
The '''counties''' of West Midlands and Greater Manchester, were formed at the same time, would have preferred to be called Greater Birmingham
>>57991709
birmingham
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>>57991709
neither we're full
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>>57990982
>being the ugly one

top kek m8
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>>57991709
love birmingham desu but would rather yanks go to edinburgh and get wet
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>>57991664
Nottingham - 2
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>>57991709
Fuck off, we're full.
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Drinking without eating here

Feels naughty
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>>57991709
100% Edinburgh, don't listen to the Birmingham paki shills
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>>57991715
>Over a million citizens and it doesn't even have a subway
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still not really feeling tired from 2 hours of sleep :/
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>>57991709
birmingham is better because there's more muslims inshallah
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>>57991759
Midlands - 3
Southerners BTFO
>>57991789
new metro system is nearly finished
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>>57991789
>subway
FOY
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best cities in england:

>Birmingham
>Bristol
>Exeter

is the north even tryin haha
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>>57991709
edinburgh is actually a great place

birmingham is nice but the people let it down
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>1,00,000 people
>1,00,00 pakis
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>>57991592
debate me
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>>57990994
pretty cheap flights if you plan ahead
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>>57991830
Utter twaddle.
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>>57991874
>1,00,00
what are you doing
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>>57991830
I don't understand
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>>57991789
Went in a subway near the bull ring last time I went

think it was a halal one haha
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TUNE
U
N
E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvV5mryQF1I
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>>57991833
>metro system
It's like a man with a baby dick saying size doesn't matter.
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>1,00,00
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>>57991851
THE """""CITY""""" OF EXETER
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>The """"""midlands""""""
>Neither the North nor South wants to claim them
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>>57991918
can confirm it was definitely halal
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>>57991844
I'm not a brit 2bh. What is it with the brits and their lack of subway systems for large cities? Only London has them in this country.
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This is crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEMYVFxvOKM&feature=youtu.be
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https://youtu.be/Na360I-dfXg
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>>57992018
>subway
FOY
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Don't know if I should drop one tab of acid so I'm able to shit post or drop a few and align my chakra
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Cute shota anime
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>>57992009
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>>57992013
>the memes are real
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business idea: make a survivor type game show where tribes are formed and run by the tribesman common political alignment so communist tribe vs capitalism tribe

you could reversal weeks where capitalists have to live like communists hahaha
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>>57991362
IRA are just a glorified drug ring at this point, better to form a new right-wing movement that can purge those elements (which now includes the IRA and Sinn Fein tbqh)
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>>57992018
>dirty heavy rock
>land ownership that extends from centre of earth to the heavens

makes it hard to build them 2bh, so we use surface systems
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>>57991761
>>57991746
don't worry. i'm white
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>>57992035
London seems to be jewing the rest of you out of a subway. Every city the size of your other cities has them in Europe.
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>Memepiss Poo-pie
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>>57992075
>Poor and run-down like the North
>Full of shitskins like the South
>"Best of both worlds"
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>>57992112
>land ownership that extends from centre of earth to the heavens
Is this true?
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>>57992169
Hitting a bit close to home there lad

delete this
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hi hello
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What would you do for free, lads?
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>>57992147
don't want a bloody subway
we've got canals

(more than venice)
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>>57992239
hey m8
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>>57992169
fantastic post
>>
sensing hostility
going to turn off reddit flag for a few days
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>It's a poleaboo posts in the comfy motd thread
Explain yourself you muppet
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>>57992251
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>>57992272
what a little bitch
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>>57992272
reddit flags are very, very gay anyway
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that settles it then. i'm moving to edinburgh
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>>57992193
kinda

theres limits on it, but yeah you basically own the land underneath. There's exceptions for things like fracking but you've still gotta let people know so it just involves a fuckton of people in any big infrastructure development. They're building sewers under london at the moment and literally thousands of people are involved in the planning application, and all have the choice to contest it and stuff so it just makes it expensive
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>>57992297
doxxed :/
>>57992321
no pls
we need to boost the white numbers up a bit
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>>57992313
>very gay

are you 12?
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>>57992297
who's this?
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>>57992297
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>>57992363
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>>57992321
>voluntarily living with choochters

Enjoy m8 :^)
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>>57992411
who's that?
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>>57992440
brum
>>
>brum is brum

why didn't I think of this before
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>>57992332
That's a shame, you're on the continent so you must know that most cities have a subway like back home. Everyone here is getting a really shitty deal on public infrastructure.
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IN:

>birmingham
>maisie
>game of thrones
>UKIP
>legalising hand guns

OUT:

>Edinburgh
>Big dave
>the EU
>reddit flags
>K pop
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>>57992457
on the left?
>>57992469
silly post
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>>57992487
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Honestly upper-caste Indians are more British than the Brits themselves at this point, they were frozen in that post-war, pre-Americanisation mindset when the Raj ended.

Also >tfw no posh Indian gf
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current brum isn't old brum lads. soz.

dutch brum is dead to us now. rip you soft cunt.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7391787/
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>>57991709
EDINBURGH

Birmingham is a paki filled shithole
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>>57992487
>>maisie
>>game of thrones
>>UKIP
>>legalising hand guns
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>>57992525
fuck off pajeet
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>>57992499
right

he is from brum after all haha
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>>57992529
what happened to zoe
>>
What the fuck happened to The Guardian?
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>>57992472
ayy true. We have a decent amount more heavy rail coverage than most european cities 2bh, if only trains werent so fucking expensive here
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>>57992469
The last I remember from him is that he left the Netherlands for jihad in Canada, then he slipped over the yank border and then he stopped posting here.

If he posts I think he will have a Cuban flag.
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>>57992568

i see him in brizzle from time to time.
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>>57992544
out: you
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>>57992544
>the only one he didn't laugh at was birmingham
good feel
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>>57992568
went to fight for isis
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>>57990280

Them legs are superb.
>>
off to the boozer
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>>57992570
>we
>here

i mean in britain aha
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>>57992631
will you be sipping guinness in your nearest irish pub?
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>Tfw Scot
>Tfw have to deal with all the garbage an Old firm Sunday brings tomorrow
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>>57992626
yes quite
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>>57992609
>half paki, half black cross-dresser

is there no better person to describe britain
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>>57992631
*preemptively pumps your stomach*
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>>57992568
He posted once at the start of the year and I spoke with him and called him a tranny nigger for old times sake like he asked me to.
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>>57992508
>>
I'd give anything to be american lads
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>>57992671
>garbage
>not liking footy
FOY
>>
>Using my gimmick

You know what, it's all yours mate. I've not used it in a few months ngl.
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>>57992670
Nah m8, in true British fashion I only drink Stella :)
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got a big dip pot from dominos and didn't even open it
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Too scared to go to this party lads

Haven't seen my friends in 2 months and the booze is not helping with my anxiety
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>>57992569
The Guardian was always shit.
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>>57992700
I like football, I dislike drunk aggressive cunts.
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>mum gets a new boyfriend
>I'm really shy around him
>mum keeps getting angry at me and calling me ignorant
>I literally have social anxiety and can't help it

My mum more than anyone should know how quiet I am, I've always been autistic tier shy, but it's like she expects me to be a normie when I simply can't. The annoying thing is, she's making it worse, if she didn't draw attention to it I would've come around to him eventually.
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>>57992740

dude

breh

bro
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still havnae rolled that j. brb (be right back)
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>>57992720
ah of course, do you have a female companion to smack when you get back?

>>57992740
you haven't drunk enough then
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>>57992696
Why? And don't say something stupid like guns.
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on the booze and the diclazepam
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>>57992371
t. gaylord
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>>57992694
>I pay any attention whatsoever to the opinions of actors
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>>57992778
>ah of course, do you have a female companion to smack when you get back?
well when your mum gets smart what choice do i have hahahaha
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>>57992778
Haven't eaten. Any more and I'll crash my car
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>>57992779
mostly guns haha
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>>57992671
>tfw it's going to be the only thing people talk about at work on monday
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>>57992758
>you okay anon? you seem really quiet or nervous or something haha

ahh yes, very helpful
>>
maisie is an ugly dog but she seems to be an interesting person and somewhat intelligent
>>
>>57992694
What is it with ugly girls and embracing feminism?
>>
>illegally own numerous handguns
>get caught
>claim they're just a war trophies that remind you of dead friends
>also possess numerous rounds of ammunition
>get sentenced to 15 months, out in half
>national press start blubbering about political correctness gone mad

Why are some people so fucking dense?
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>>57992831
>guns

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh.

Oh wait. You're serious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>57992758

autistic aren't necessarily shy. in fact they're more likely to be the opposite - extremely outspoken to the point they blurt out highly inappropriate things because they have no concept of how others will perceive it. in a crowded room you'd say nothing but the autistic lad would tell everyone he shit the bed last night.
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>>57992779
not him, but cheap land, cheap petrol, cheap everything and spoiler: guns
Think if I was going to move somewhere in the anglosphere it would be NZ or Australia though. Prefer their culture probably to live in.
>>
reminder
http://www2.b3ta.com/birmingham/
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dae htid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYtryN6eE44
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>>57992819
cheek on you mate

>>57992824
baka get smashed and find another way to get there
who is sober at the end of the night to drive back from a party anyway
>>
sometimes i get triggered by a silly post, begin to type out an angry spergy reply and then delete it all
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>>57992720
>In America Stella is a posh drink
>>
STILL hanging
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>>57992854
>But while her words resonated with millions of people, Game Of Thrones star Maisie Williams has bravely admitted she doesn't really identify with that kind of 'first-world feminism'.
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>>57992873
autism enabler
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>>57992857
Rasheed
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>>57992854
I don't think you're allowed to be a woman in the public eye these days and not harp on about feminism.
>>
>mostly guns haha
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>>57992883
ooooold schooooooooool
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>>57992671
>>57992833
bloody scots

Would rather 200 million Indians to 5 million Scots.

Terrible people.

Stayed there for 4 days and got diarrhoea.
Held the door open for a 13 year old ginger girl and said "JUST GO ALREDEH".
Also saw grown men wearing football tops.

Reminders me of a Frankie Boyle joke.
"You are now arriving in Dundee, please remember to set your watches back 25 years in the past."

What an utter shithole.
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>>57992883
DELETE THIS
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>>57992857
are you talking about that SAS fella from a few years ago? I dunno mate, I think ex-servicemen get a slightly easier pass.

>tfw when my grandfather died we found his (live) webley service revolver and a box of ammunition in his bedroom lol
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>>57992918
Not an argument
>>
>>57992889
i do this because i genuinely believe in karma
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>>57992857
>The law is always correct and fair
>Individual judgements based on character and previous records shouldn't exist
>it's all completely black and white with no middle ground

t. you
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>>57992910
horrible
are you gonna attempt a sleep anytime soon
>>
my willy came out
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drunk from doing drunk souls with the boys desu lads haha x x
>>
autism isn't a real disorder
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/soc/1460835384928.jpg

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yes lads
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would like the 1996 restriction on hand guns lifted but don't want to go full america

remember that it isn't either like we have now or like america has, the americans have twice as many guns per capita than any other country in the world
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state your name cuz
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mornin'

planning my day/charging my shit, then heading to starbucks again for breakfast and a coffee
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>>57992970
ah yes, let us just throw the premise of all are equal in the eyes of the law out the window then shall we

jolly good, and I suppose you'll want that innocence until proven guilty thrown out too? righto
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>>57992857
That law is wrong and every one of us should defy wrong laws.
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>>57992958
I know who you're referring to, but this is a recent example of a SAS Falkland War vet who got busted.

Now some rags like The Sun are kicking off because someone broke the law, which is interesting as they normally despise criminals.
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>>57992978
within 8 minutes hopefully
woke up very early today so am almost as tired as am ill
pray for me x x
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>>57993018
anon innit
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>>57993018
tim innit
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>>57992943

nowt wrong with a footy top
>>
anyone else ever wonder why black people laugh like KKEHHKHKKKEHHKHEKHHK

fucking well grating disgusting cackling sound
>>
>>57993018
he just looks a twat Tbh
>>
>>57993059
LOL
>>
>>57991362
northern ireland is truly a third world shit hole
>>
>>57992970
Kek. I bet you're the sort of nonce who thinks he should be allowed to hoard CP because you're not actually harming any kids.
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>>57993074
bit racist
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>>57992943
>Would rather 200 million Indians to 5 million Scots.
You sound like a cuckold.
>>
>>57993033
It's like you've never heard of common law

nice slipper slope though xDD
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>>57993042
it should all be better in the morning
last time i threw up i had one of those entire day hangovers and felt sick every 20 minutes
worst thing ever

i still am not sleepy for some reason
i really should have crashed and died by now
>>
>>57993024
good lad

hows the pod hotel/kyoto generally?
>>
So according to how history is taught in schools I'm supposed to believe that Hitler was:

>Incestuous
>A peadophile
>Lazy
>Stupid
>Had a small penis
>Had erectile dysfunction
>Farted a lot (Lactose intolerance)
>Didn't bathe

I get trying to say "He was the bad guy" but fuck me they take it over the top.

You'd think he was Hitler.
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>>57993037
It's not for you to decide, Ahmed.
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>>57992881
stuff isn't that cheap unless you live literally in the middle of nowhere. petrol is cheaper but you have to drive everywhere most places because public transport is a joke. it's a real pain in the arse plus most of the drivers are shit (especially the nigs) so it's dangerous too.

just move somewhere like czechia or estonia if you want muh guns. america is shit, i've never met a european who enjoyed living here unless it in one of the real hip and expensive cities like nyc or sf.
>>
I reckon I could eat 5 packs of jaffa cakes in one go

That's only 70 fookin jaffa cakes

Piece of cake eh lads
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>>57993095
strawman argument
>>
>>57993074
good post
>>
....what a beautiful day
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>just move somewhere like czechia or estonia
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rate the hand
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>>57993008
sensible position cuz. idk how things are these days but from what I hear anecdotally a lot of force's firearms officers are slowly becoming anti-gunners, which was the complete opposite 10 years ago.

>>57993040
war trophies are still allowed though. he might have brought it back legitimately. my friend has a few AK "scalps" if you will from recent "holidays" but they have to be deact these days. I don't really have a moral problem with people holding (even illegal) firearms, as long as they've not done anything. Mind you, I guess they wouldn't have found them if that wasn't the case. Link?
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>>57993128
What school did you go to, lad?
>>
>appeal to spain
worst logical phallus going
>>
>>57993155

Wash it down with a bottle of calpol. Lovely stuff.
>>
>>57993194
no
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>>57993194
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>>57993187
czech republic is 100x better than britain, not even joking
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>>57993161
But a correct one.
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>>57993117
pod hotel is okay, only got one towel and had to shower at 4pm yesterday, no where to hang it up so bit annoying

sleep has been a bit shit hence im getting a coffee

Kyotos very nice, did temples friday evening and a big hike yesterday. Doing a monkey park today which has good views too apparently

hopefully its not fucking packed like the other hot spots
>>
watching gay porn again ahaha
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>>57993252
fuck off there then slav
>>
>>57993255
>If I say it's correct that means it's correct
>>
>>57993268
treat the monkeys like you would treat blacks
>>
>>57993155
>ate two large bags of crisps, a packet of chocolate hobnobs, two double cheesburgers, some mince and mash potatoes, a big slice of chocolate peanut butter cheese cake and some weetabix today
>feel a bit sick
>>
just got married

on the phone
>>
>>57993187
>everybody is white
>women are all thin and feminine
>everybody is racist, hates fags and respects traditional values
yeah what a hellhole i can only imagine
>>
>>57993195
I mean, you can claim it's a war trophy, but when you have multiple weapons, and ammunition to boot, it's going to arouse suspicions as to the sincerity of your claims.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=hoard#q=albert+patterson&tbm=nws
>>
tfw no Jen off the IT Crowd gf
>>
If eastern europe is so good why do so many eastern euros come to the west for a better life?
>>
>>57993288
t. rotherham nonceboy
>>
>wanting regulated gun ownership in the uk

fucking nonce

>>57993268
ahhh that hike sounded pretty dench, good on ya tho. got any photos from it? where was it around?

can't imagine what its like sleeping in a small space like that. can you like feel your breath, for some reason i imagine you'd get sorta steamy when you breath out
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>>57993376
i share that feel mate
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>>57993147
I'm learning Spanish. I'm not that bothered about "muh guns" but probably would like to plink at targets again in 10-15 years time, which likely wouldn't fly in this country with my criminal record.. Dunno whether Spain or Latin America is the way forward, but I'm drawn towards the spicsphere. Your assessments match somewhat with what I've seen but I disagree about the cheap thing (apart from food which is similar/more expensive over there) either way don't think the USA is a good culture fit for me for more than an extended holiday. (Really want to do a cross-country roadtrip at some point)
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this new mechanical keyboard is really loud and i type at like 170wpm so it sounds like a swarm of bees raping my ears
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>>57993414
You're the one who seems to be obsessed with noncery

>>57993418
already have regulated gun ownership in NI
>>
there's often a reason why these countries are all white
why would a paki move to somewhere that's just as much of a shithole as his own country
>>
>>57993474

t. Rasheed John Al-Noncington
>>
>this fucking paki defending his cp collection
>>
>been sick this whole week
fuck this gay immune system
>>
>>57993516
GRID
rip lad
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>>57993463

>170wpm
>>
>why would a paki move to somewhere that's just as much of a shithole as his own country

>britain forces a billion pakis to stay and work in britain after WW2
>other pakis come and stay due to the community

fast forward 2016, Britain looks like pakistan, and eastern europe has been leeching EU funds for 10 years and now looks like a whiter version of norway
>>
Mad to think
>>
>>57993463
>buying the mechanical jew
>>
>joey badass
>1999
good album
>>
>>57993601
*likes*
*reposts*
>>
>>57993601
[tipping intensifies]
>>
>>57993594
not yet, they're still fucking shit at the moment
but you're right, that's the way things are going
which is why we need to leave the EU and stop funding these subhuman slavs
>>
>>57993594
>Britain looks like pakistan

High HDI, gdp per capita and 87% white?
>>
>>57993418
its not that small

imagine like a landrovers boot, sort of that size

I did take some pictures, posted them about 14 hours ago, think if you search 'hamlet' in archives you'll see a yank replying to me

think it was mt. ouji then finished at inari shrine, saw a few more things
>>
>>57993594

eastern europe seems better every day
>>
just typed something silly and deleted it all and posted this instead
>>
>i don't agree with a law
>therefore i should be allowed to break it and not suffer any consequences

Literal paki speak
>>
>>57993676
>>57993676
>>57993676
new
>>
she loves me yes, yes, yes
she loves me yes, yes, yes

and i feel good
>>
>>57993369
Personally, I have literally 0 problem with an ex-para ex-sas man having a few guns laying about. Would feel safer knowing somebody like that lived near me to be quite honest with you family. Someone who posts on 4chan on the other hand...
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>>57993657
ahh okay, makes sense. I think the ones i've seen are like pisshead/missed the train home options. Will have a wee search for that cheers.

what is this monkey park you speak of?
>>
>>57993694
I do this every day and get away with it you goody two shoes nerd
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>>57993514
>having an innocuous discussion and you keep trying to make it about noncery

reported to mi6
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>>57993753
monkey park iwatayama

looks quite nice

going to shower, probably won't post again
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