#Welcome edition
crayon pop
>>57984091
>Praying
Thought these people didn't believe in God
>>57984091
that's a grade aaa meme there britbro
>>57983474
what you need m8?
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>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jGykKPyZqe
maisie
>>57986907
you best be embered
>>57984091
>>57984091
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK-pDhTSs8U
>>57986884
Northern Rail are about making as much money as they can with spending as little money as they can
not a fan of all these SHIT early threads
where the fuck is el janitore
ah, yes
>>57986959
bet maisie's been in a fair few k holes in her time the utter feind
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS WHEN THE OLD ONE IS STILL UP YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS
does she have autism?
Wish our brews were strong like yours.
5.1% is all i can find at my local grocery
>>57987026
probs
repost
>>57986882
indeed. was half expecting a fedora in response, but I really think it added to the atmosphere / made it feel more realistic. Might watch it again tonight tb h, only saw it the once.
Not going to lie, the general mood made me wish I lived in a proper Euro capital too. London's cool and all but..
>>57987047
t. janny
>>57986916
It should be noted this was a one time thing
>>57984091
t. insanely rich woman who lives in an ivory tower surrounded by other rich people who never have to encounter refugees and believe every person is inherently altruistic
>>57987103
Why are you poor?
IF I should die, think only this of me;
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England.
>>57987004
yeah, kind of hard to believe its 2 1/2 hours real time considering how everything plays out
F A T C A M
A
T
C
A
M
Should I watch this movie Victoria?
About to get food and a six pack
The gf
>>57986991
>me being Jewish, I would still say Hitler was better than Stalin
WEW
>>57987103
>and believe every person is inherently altruistic
That's all women.
might spend all night drinking after my parents go to sleep
>>57987244
yeah it's really good. it's a very authentic euro feel too.
>>57987169
>Randlet
fugees welcome
JUST
>>57987310
Cheers m80
>>57987329
he became john candy
>>57987301
Good plan
the so called islamic state
I would give a million pounds to clear my mind and be blue-pilled again
>>57987329
I don't know who that is.
Europe is the final Greek tragedy.
Except in this case it's more like a German tragedy but who's keeping track
My Mum is so sexy
>>57987254
>when ur owner tryna giv u a succ but all u want is a carrot
>>57987301
me too lad, whats your poison tonight
>I would give a million pounds to clear my mind and be blue-pilled again
>>57987413
some shit tiny beers from lidl
>post face in face thread
>only one in the entire thread not to get a reply
very good
>>57987301
i remember when i was 15
Thoughts on Chinese urbanisation?
Do they really just build loads of houses and buildings nobody will ever use?
>I would give a million pounds to clear my mind and be blue-pilled again
GO ON THE GIRL
>>57987446
fair enough. I'm waiting for them to sleep then I will walk to the offie. Prefer not to interact unless strictly necessary. lol.
>>57987529
me out of shot doing a poo
I wonder if both Polish girls families will attend the trial with them?
I know the one from Poland's bf and father lived in her flatshare for a while when she was scared
>>57987451
What are you now?
>tfw I talk about SJWs, refugees, trump etc with my mates in public
>tfw saying 'cuck' and '>mfw' then my mates and people give me weird looks
dont even care its fucking hilarious desu
>>57987585
dead
>>57987555
>doing a poo
Why do the English have terrible grammar?
>>57987529
me in her back pocket
why exactly is suicide so taboo?
>>57987254
azn?
>>57987616
nice pair
>>57987642
nothing grammatically wrong with doing a poo lad
>>57987681
no that's a rabbit
>>57987615
I wish greentext translated to the spoken word so many times I just want to
>implying
>>57987650
in all seriousness, why is he walking towards the camera?
>>57987674
im sure there is plenty of literature available online for you to read
>>57987627
my misssus
anyone use /b/ to wank sometimes?
>still posting Kev
I too am 12 years old and I have just migrated to /brit/ from /r/unitedkingdom.
Here is a complimentary Kev picture to assure you I am totally cool guys!!
>>57987529
oi he's nicking her money
>put my hand down gfs pants
>"um anon you almost went in the wrong hole"
>"oh shit sorry"
>"youre fine, I actually kind of liked it"
what the fuck does this mean
>>57987650
What forum is that from?
>>57987724
ever heard of /s/ and /gif/ lad?
>>still posting Kev
>I too am 12 years old and I have just migrated to /brit/ from /r/unitedkingdom.
>Here is a complimentary Kev picture to assure you I am totally cool guys!!
>>57987773
sheekyforums
how the fuck can you repair that
>>57987615
>>57987709
Guys don't do this it's like saying lol out loud.
>how the fuck can you repair that
>>57987804
give up and move on
>>57987766
it means next time your drunk together in bed get her on her back, give her a sloppy rimjob, then penetrate her arse
>>57987777
/s/ removes a lot of the candid shots and I like some of the "fb fap" threads
>>57987783
>>57987783
wish i could feel this
>>57987766
wew lad
put penis in pooper
I have no friends.
Wahey haha.
thoughts?
>>57987766
i hope you like the look and smell of poo on your dick and/or fingers lad
>>57987858
go to thecandidforum lad
>>57987804
ctrl+z
>>57987815
>implying I would and don't just desperately wish I could
the other anon sounds beyond redemption tho
>>57987815
I have a friend who says lel out loud constantly
I've drunk a simply unbelievable amount of tea today lads
>>57987945
good lad
>>57987884
>that smug arseholeish face
fuck him
Deep down I just really love having sex with transexuals lads
>>57987572
>I
>she was scared
You fucked it lad. Guilty verdict will definetly happen now. And you were so close to getting away with it
>>57987945
>tfw out of tea
How does this even happen?
>>57987945
me too, all day, every day
probably 10 cups on average
>>tfw out of tea
>How does this even happen?
>>57987804
just build a ramp and a sign that says increase speed
>>57987922
you have a friend who says lel out loud constantly or you have a friend who says lel out loud constantly?
>>57987978
what did this sick cunt actually do to the girls? I went to his blog but had to click away. truly staring down the rabbithole into actual r9k levels of fuckedness.
>>57987987
you drink it all and don't replace it
>>57988037
he says "lel" out loud
Has anyone noticed when weaboos see a Japanese post that they don't like, they immediately denounce it as a proxy? They just can't accept that a Jap could ever make a post that annoys them
>>57988052
raped, murdered and ate parts of their faces
>>57988021
pretty poor trigger discipline 2bh
>>57988059
Not convinced by this explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReuSrAGOdPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvWDwZYvk8
>you can't identify with our struggles
>""""""""""""communist"""""""""""""""american students living in america wearing american clothes made in china
goat film
>>57988074
no I haven't noticed this
>I drink tea
>Not convinced by this explanation
>>57987908
nothing is showing up in the threads for some reason>>57988002
>>57988074
i don't believe actual nips post here. it's always either proxy or spotty weeaboo in my mind.
>I'm a leftist
>>57988130
yeah sorry was memeing
a ghost did it
>>57988095
military/gun fags are insufferable
фaм...
I'm in your head.
>>57988178
Why?
>>57988154
Fuck off
>>57988177
why have you (you)d me and what tf does candid even mean? pretty sure it's /b/ tier teen shit is it not.
>I'm in your head.
What nation should I play as next?
Pic related. Played as the Holy Emperor of the Romans, commanding crusades every year against the Iberian Muslims. Islamic religion has 0% authority, so heresies are sprouting up left and right in the Middle-East
Catholicism at 100%
>>57988192
your mum is insufferable
>>57988197
ugly smelly swarthy paki fatso
one night stands are a bit shit desu lads
>>57988232
>Has anyone noticed when
Do it again.
Lads I did it. I fucking did it
>>57988222
because they have shit command of the english language, even ones that went to school here, and they have their own internet. I would wager money that all of them are weeaboo abroad or proxy. I highly doubt any actual nips post here.
>>57988241
>yazidis in sunni-wahhabi heartlands
you fucked up
>>57988250
true enough
>>57988269
agreed
but i've always been a bit of a weird cunt so whatevs
>>57988292
pray tell
>>57988267
literally none of those adjectives is correct
>>57988290
oops I
>>57988241
>Islamic religion has 0% authority
insect thinks I'm falling for that one
how come all the commie slags on twitter have deactivated?
>>yazidis in sunni-wahhabi heartlands
>you fucked up
>>57988347
they haven't
>>57988341
>gif
fuck off
>>57988272
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, ANAKIN
>>57988326
DIY circumcision
Do it again.
>>57988298
girls hug other girls all the time
i've never thought about the fact that their tits push together every time they do it
Anyone ever seen this before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g63Zhw8absk
I had no idea we had young people who still gave a shit about Christianity in the UK.
LADS
LAAADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyY1Bgst07U
>>57988366
some lovely butter-face Brit genes right there
>>57988299
Don't care, as long as they stay weak and can't jihad.
Pic related is the liege map. Although I lost the title of Emperor, I own a pretty large German kingdom. Gaining independence should be a cinch
>Fuck off
>>57988374
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY
did you sterilize the tweezers first?
>Do it again.
>lads
need this done to my bollocks asap
>>57988418
highly presumptuous
>>57988475
where does this even come from? such a good one
who/where did the cuck meme come from? It's on the verge of becoming mainstream now
>>57988527
/tv/
>>57988418
look more like yanks desu
>>57988487
she's lovely. steve o is such a wanker.
>>57988518
mde?
>>57988527
i think it was initially a comment on the state of your life
>>57987048
yes, absolutely.
>>57988527
been around for a couple of thousand years mate
>"Please select all pies"
>choose the pizza
>it works
>>57988527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
The idiot fell for it.
>>57988505
>>57988545
i meant that they look like they're from British stock.
>>57988574
i want a pet lorde
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
>>57988667
virus
>>57988667
isnt so funny when you spam this mate
lads
>>>/r9k/27908996
>Sir Bruce Forsyth too unwell to attend Ronnie Corbett funeral
>http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/apr/16/sir-bruce-forsyth-too-unwell-to-attend-ronnie-corbett-funeral
Lads, Brucie's next on Brutal 2016's list
>>57988527
>verge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
if a fucking married jewish father who writes for the daily wire knows about it, it's already mainstream.
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>57988620
>paki hand
knew it
>>57988487
NEED to see footage of Maisie doing this immediately
>The idiot fell for it.
>when she takes 3 hours to reply to your texts but bitches when you don't reply to hers instantly
Makin' memes lads
>>57988736
howard marks was the only one that vaguely upset me, and since he was a cia/mi6 operative who told porkies i'm not sure why exactly.. probably just slightly jelly of his adventures
Uhh guys...I just found my sister's instagram account and she posted this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQAU_fgZBIE
>>57988418
the right one has nice facial features imo
>>57988841
>gif
fuck off
>>57988744
howling
>>57988765
do you post on /tv/?
*walks in*
*virgin detector starts going mental*
thats enough /brit/ for today
>>57988881
I'm more of a lurker on /tv/. The userbase is usually too autistic to talk to
just watched all of "this is england" the film and 11 episodes
how did such an enjoyable film and decent first season turn into seven episodes of flash backs whilst emotional music played christ on a bike
legit girl here
who wants to eat something sweet off of my feet? trust me, it'll be a real treat ;)
do they even have trains in yankland
not underground trains, normal ones
>>57989022
>feet
no thanks you filthy sket
>>57988857
Fucking hell
>>57989022
london
>>57988954
you posted that photo/filename yesterday in a brenny thread la
>>57988954
>The userbase is usually too autistic to talk to
>posts in /brit/
>>57989058
universal living wage soon
just we'll be too old to fully make use of it
Thinking of quitting my job and earning a living writing.
Obviously I'll never make that much money and will be lower class for life but at least I'll be free of the rat race.
>>57989112
why don't you just suck him off then you useless twat
>>57989058
what if i do all that to help ill people better?
>>57989112
Probably not, I stole that picture+filename from someone else
>yanks
http://www.channel4.com/news/catch-up/display/playlistref/160416/clipid/160416_EU
>>57989148
i'd rather suck you off jon jones
>>57989022
>complying to foot fetish meme
shoo, begone evil wench
>>57989186
Is every 3rd person in the UK brown?
>>57988857
wonder how much she's getting paid to read this neckbeard's thoughts
>>57989230
that is clearly america
>>57988294
A lot of them are yanks in the army they have over there.
>>57989219
wonder if that black bloke gets any pleasure from sex
>>57989230
>not realising this is the US
pulled your pants down there yank
>>57989230
the picture is america you cretin
>>57989219
bi here, less interested in gay shit these days and top.
unironically want to get fucked bareback and take a fat load (tho not off a black man.) tho it seems risky. thoughts?
>>57989259
>>57989280
>>57989287
think you just got baited lads
i know, you dont expect it from yanks right? some of them are sneaky like that
>>57989230
What a mong
Congratulations, you played yourself.
>>57989230
Don't be silly m8, every 3rd person is white
>>57989140
if you still need to make a living don't quit your job and work on writing on the side
being broke isn't fun, theres still plenty of time to work on skills when youre not at work
>>57989230
it's america
>>57988744
screeching
>>57989266
i would have thought their base traffic would come out a US server, but phones and shit, you're probably right
>>57989344
kek
>>57989186
shes just this qt lil thing
want to slide a finger down the crack of dat ass
i want to squeeze those buttcheeks together and just lick 'em
i want to marry this bitch
>>57989387
are you actually screeching?
REALLY hungry lads
>>57989326
fittttt
might have a sad chatubrate wank and wish I had a gf haha
>>57988744
will ye go lassie go
>>57989440
She's 12
>>57988744
yelling
(at foreigners)
>>57989440
need a short gf with a fat arse desu
>>57989458
bit late for food m8
sure you can put a snack together that will keep you within your calorie goal tho
>no muslim gf
>on /brit/ on a saturday night
I'm usually out lads I promise haha
