Manlet edition
alri
cara.
Control v the current thing you have copied
crayon pop?
>>57981953
tounge
lads, which country has the funniest accent? South Africa has my vote
maisie.
r8 me recipe, lads
>>57981488
also, it's time
*prostrates down facing mecca*
>>57981883
>>57981883
>>57981883
all in here
Started drinking and rang the chinkys across the road to put my food order in. Get answerphone message "solly we are crosed until 24th Aplil". Too drunk to drive to another takeaway and too autisitic to have delivery drivers coming here and having to interact with them. What do?
>>57982008
India or Wales
it's okay m8
I told her I was going to see other girls while we're "on a break" and she said it was fine.
told her she could see other guys too
not going to wait around for her to decide what she wants
FOLLOW THE DAY AND REACH FOR THE SUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oHb98olya8
Poleaboo is watching The Championship on C5
I assume everyone else is doing the same
Hilarious that it only gets around 200,000 viewers
maisie
Going to a party at 8:30 here when should i start drinking?
Accurate
>>57981953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyZPvJHcumI
>>57984302
cambodian prostitute on display
>>57984277
7-7:30
>>57984177
Love just lying in bed naked and scratching my whole body with something sharp
Feels sooooo good
>>57984277
now
Do shots for every dubs you get
>>57984277
>he goes to house parties before 1am
Just had some Japanese food lads. It was complete shit. Next time I'll stick to something a little less exotic and close to home; an Indian.
Thinking about suicide lol
>>57984364
who the fuck goes to a house party after 1am
>taser on a plane
>smoking indoors
>pagers
fuck this film is old
what ribena has divulged in the last few threads has actually been pretty interesting.
>>57984364
>he goes to house parties
>>57984350
yeah well most people aren't like him or corbyn and have some national pride over here that's why we went to war in 82
>House parties
>Not sitting in a quiet corner of a pub with 3 of your mates silently sipping beer as you either watch the sport on the TV or people watch
>>57984422
What has he been chatting?
>start watching these videos
>think they're quite funny
>turns out the bloke is trans and used to be a woman
WEW LADS
these lot are getting more convincing by the day
https://www.fb.com/MrLewzer/videos?fref=photo
anyway, pretty jokes video Tbh
>>57984422
sum it up please mate been off for me mates funeral
>>57984414
1am is usually peak time
>>57984470
>not going to 500 person house parties where everyone is either pinging or on ket
baka
>>57984422
fascinating.
fuck off
>>57984452
much better than the previous gook you posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
>>57984348
Fanx m8
Kyary
>>57984481
>Transsexual
>has a gf
wonder if she's trans too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElfHJIrwVbE
>>57984515
if you like her more than the other one, you're a nonce.
>>57984416
what are you watching?
who /lovetoast/ here?
t. toast_wanker
>>57984517
I'm a light drinker
>>57984413
Why?
>>57984512
good lad
>if I run out of spirits, the only recourse I have is special brew
Watching Britains Got Talent. All my eyes are firmly shut
>>57984570
Die Hard 2: Die Harder on Channel 4
listening to hate forest
>>57984553
they're both of legal age mate
/brit/ meetup 2016
>Consuming alcohol
>>57984473
his own beliefs about Pakistani culture and cultures which he identifies with (which is black culture btw)
also how his mum forgets the race of her own children which i cant quite fathom but whatevs
interesting insight into the modern British-Pakistani household, and into the twisted depths of his brain.
>>57984482
>>57984514
if u aint interested then u can naff off init
want to win the lottery and move to a country estate in the scottish highlands lads (with a qt of my choosing, of course)
>>57984625
Can you really say you're watching it if your eyes are shut, hmm? Something 4 u to think about there.
>>57984584
FOY
Why ask then you fucking ponce
Maybe you should just stick to the waters yeah?
Fucking child. Out of my sight.
Do you think you would enjoy american uni? You're not paying for it
>>57984659
Pool's closed
>hate drinking
>like being drunk
>plug nose and sip wine all night
fdhsnkjdsf
>>57984659
>they're not black
they had ONE job
>>57984606
Bored. Unemployed. Live at home. No friends at the moment.
>>57984674
Poleaboo thought you hated him? He doesn't understand why you are replying to him today
still quite mental we were able to spank the argies in the falklands
>>57984674
How is any person this interested in a fake /brit/ persona? Is it supposed to be funny, or an in joke?
ribenaposters need to go
>>57984700
>being around normie jfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZBmr89JWD4
interesting
>>57984715
Up the bum it goes
>>57984705
bit before most people on /brit/s time
>>57984700
Yeah would mop up the pussy
Would rinse my Britishness to the max
>>57984638
Not for me thank you, I'll wait till they're 18.
Why don't you just get up off your lazy backside, buy a home and start a family? I had done that already when I was your age
>>57984700
fuck off
Why do the Daily Mail care about this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3543348/Muslim-blasts-Morrisons-supermarket-labelling-mix-left-biting-PORK-roll-instead-cheese-onion-pasty.html
>>57984792
sounds painful
500ml apple ciroc straight up the shitter
celebrating success right
>>57984803
You've already been beaten to it by like 5 years mate
used goods
>>57984828
partially-shaved gorilla
want to win the lottery and move to a country estate in the scottish highlands and start a beautiful white family of my choosing and have a field nearby with loads of these in
>>57984773
Poleaboo is real
As much evidence as possible has been posted
>>57984828
>Now excuse me while I buy all the affordable housing in your area then sell them at a price no one can afford
>>57984793
Was before my 4chan time but I used to actively join in with that as a habbo player even though I had no idea what was going on
>>57984866
good life goal desu
lads have a look at this bloke's eyebrows
hahahaha
https://youtu.be/VCBTCtnMiyM?t=184
>>57984751
im off my nut on acid
also you're an interesting bloke albeit deranged and a bit dangerous.
>>57984846
because of the comments they get on it i assume
pretty sure their main goal is to wind up their serious readers
>>57984893
Show me the evidence.
>>57984850
Everything worth doing is initially
Russia is the irl 'beyond the wall'
its literally the scariest place imaginable ... mostly due to its sheer size and the consistency of sheer misery therein
every other large country has equal measures of misery/happiness ... but Russia just seems to possess misery
>>57984921
Don't be harsh m8
34 years since the largest and probably the most emotional rally in the history of Argentina in the Plaza de Mayo in front of the Casa in an act organized by the Third President of Process the General Galtieri. No mobilised apparatus, only millions of people adhering to the recovery of the Malvinas which took place on April 2nd, even knowing that England was ruled by the Conservative Party of Margaret Thatcher and not by the Labour Party cowards who feared mobilizing troops of the kingdom for fear of casualties. The accession of all sectors of the country was total and absolute, of all parties, unions, intermediary bodies, journalists of all persuasions.
>>57984850
pop some painkillers and shove a funnel up there
>>57984790
who is this UTTER WOMAN
>>57984957
Russia is a shithole
>>57984937
Just go through the archives
>There are the various letters from the courts and uni that got the story rolling
>The Polish girls exist
>There are threads going 2 years back
Are people seriously not getting bored of this shit?
>>57984828
>"Why don't you go and hand out CV's? Employers love it when someone shows a bit of gumption and it gets your foot in the door""
>>57984980
>falling for the junta's memes
lel.
>>57984989
His voice is annoying but it is interesting
england is a gay
>>57985040
never understood it. will never watch one of them
>>57984915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkAngvkWVkk
INTERNET HATE MACHINE
>>57984957
who /RealLifeCam/ here?
http://reallifecam.com/en-GB/view/16_1
>>57984846
>Mr Razaq, from Bradford, West Yorkshire
average yourkshire lad
>>57984957
Russia makes me uncomfortable 2bh. The idea that people can be shot dead in the street, assassinated, for political dissent so brazenly is too spooky. Being there and knowing that the KGB could roll up and suicide you any day, for any reason creeps me out.
For everything bad about the UK, at least I feel safe enough in assuming that I won't be murdered by the government.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU
the fuck is going on in this video
so 90's it hurts
>>57985040
Ngl, quite enjoyed GotG, all the other MCU films I've watched though are fucking shit.
>>57985061
are you LITERALLY 12
how haven't you known all this already
>>57985040
Poleaboo loves comic books but hates live action movies
they're generic shit that don't just fail to properly adapt the source material, they're just bad films, they lack any kind of point or originality
>>57985107
>kgb
fsb m8
eating a creme egg
Lads are there any Native Americans here in the UK? I think a little red lady who goes to the same pub as me is one, but I'm not sure.
But then I think to my self why would a Native American come to Swansea? Is she the one responsible for it raining all the time?
Why are the boomers the first generation in history to NOT pass their wealth on to their children? Why do boomers give such little shit about their own children?
>>57985040
>tried to watch the Avengers but didn't watch the five films before it
>had no idea whats going on
I'm not starting mow
>>57984846
>The horrified man, who had bought the pack of rolls for his family's tea, was forced snatch another roll from the same pack out of his eight-year-old brother's mouth
>>57985145
>only available around easter
reeeeeeeeeeee
remember when i was in london lads? thanks for allowing large enough lanes for me
>>57985045
HA
Poleaboo handed in around 20 all over Aberdeen and they were just ignored
Employers would rather keep the position empt than hire him
Russia is unironically based
>>57985196
haha post it again please
>>57984920
>>57985127
I thought the Anglo saxons basically cucked the celts and we were Germanic people
poleaboo if i pay for your flight to the US will you come?
fuck your feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJQHakkViPo
Might get ready for beddy so I can get cosy with the laptop for the rest of the night.
only gone and got a huge fucking spot today of all days
>>57985145
does it taste good m8?
feel like you've missed out on much?
>>57985035
Easily fabricated and not solid evidence. I could think those up if I made a /brit/ persona.
>>57985210
Must be why all the women flee to America to star in cuck porn and work as prostitutes
Listening to Hard-Fi lads
Feel like a proper middle class wannabe chav
>>57985196
yeah mate gets funnier every time you post it
(that's sarcasm by the way you stupid cunt)
The great antional cause which no sepoy government can ever tear down. To the Heroes of the Fatherland, glorious fighters of Malvinas. Being a soldier, is to be the most important thing one can be in life.
>>57985204
do you identify with black culture because your main exposure to your culture of origin was from an unsympathetic and unloving father?
>>57985210
eto
>>57985224
>>57985295
haha cheers lads. i got it on a schedule to be posted at this time tomorrow too
Lads please tell me that Japanese people have a high opinion of British people, and I would be worshipped if I went to live there. I want to leave this shithole and find a qt.13 yellow girl.
If you tell me that my waifu hates me I will legit kill myself.
>>57985297
>Heroes
but you lost lol
>>57985259
*hands you a teddy*
>>57985120
them SvR vibes
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNqyjZcleI
just remembered this one time i was really drunk at my mates and i found a paint chip and smeared it all over my face yelling WITNESS ME and shit
Thoughts?
>>57985293
haha what year is it rofl nice meme
>>57985403
good lad
taking a shit
Russia is so fucking depressing.
Every time I think of "Russia", I just picture those disgusting, grimy Soviet flat blocks, covered in fog, completely empty except for a group of slavs in full Adidas outfits yelling "CYKA BLAT" and throwing stones at stray dogs while three teenage girls sit on the concrete steps in one of the flats doing krokodil and sniffing compressed air.
And that's only the urban bit. God knows what the fuck happens in the countryside. The Urals are literally the equivalent of the wall in Game of Thrones. Go past them and it's just endless scary forests that probably house monsters and other scary things.
>>57985343
Englishman, Pakistanis will chase you down the suburbs and flatten your house.
>>57985412
BOJO
O
J
O
>>57985412
>Sturgeon
why
kind of hoping that like one day they invent research chemicals that are so good that they blow every other drug we have today out of the water to b h
>>57985253
Yes, but for what purpose?
There is nothing I wouldn't do for someone who wanted to help me, literally nothing
>>57985285
The letters are quite detailed and extensive, it would require you to have some familiarity with such correspondence
>>57985298
I just feel like blacks are the one group that wouldn't reject me
I don't fit in with pakis or whites
and I feel japs wouldn't accept me either
From what I've experienced weebs and others who are related to such subcultures are quite toxic
I hate my culture because I hate the people who identify with it
>>57985339
As long as you keep mum, they will think you're American and worship you
>>57985453
Yet this is exactly what lefties will bring to Britain because muh evil bankers
Nearly shared the Spotify playlist I've got on the go but thought better of it.
>>57985505
A (You) a day keeps the doctor away, lad.
A L B I O N
L
B
I
O
N
>>57985485
>There is nothing I wouldn't do for someone who wanted to help me
that could get gay very quickly
hate it when people have the audacity to lead happy and fulfilling lives
If you're not depressed, why do you come here?
>>57985196
what was your opinion on london then m8? too many pakis?
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH FUCKING ENGLIHS
KEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS AHAHA
>>57985491
>Think you're American
Except I'm not 300lb and I'm not going to Okinawa to rape them.
>>57985629
He's a purebred belgian lmao
>>57985458
Scottish "people"
>>57985629
mate you've posted this in every thread what are you doing
>>57985611
Poleaboo isn't depressed right at this moment, just lost
>>57985611
I come here for the qties.
>>57985611
normalton here
i come here to laugh at your misery
>>57985629
OOOMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
is that what you were looking for lad?
Villians create; heroes react
Remember that
Mate from my old job just text me saying what's good stranger
>>57985629
>>57985675
i remember you saying how you're going to post here now instead of v4
how you finding it so far
>>57985339
japanese guy here ( the names toshiyama, but my friends call me toshi )
we hold you in high regards, yes. we japanese also like the french very much.
>>57985675
good lad
>>57985751
I adore you guys.
Would suck all your willies tbqh. (no fatties though)
gettin abit slowie downie rn, ngl
>>57985804
are you a bender?
>You have a new Tinder match!
wahey
God Save the Queen is a dull and dreary song monotonously sung about some monarch that does nothing
Jerusalem is a beautifully written poem that inspires and invokes pride and passion for your identity, the land, the people gone before you in this country
>>57985825
Yes I am. That's why I feel so welcome here, lad.
>>57981906
>1 hour ago
Why is /brit/ ded?
>>57985845
This.
>is a qt
>in favour of brexit
and now this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/15/priti-patel-interview-its-not-racist-to-worry-about-immigration/
based
just had a cry
>>57985804
>>57985844
oh nope, not a fan of her
>>57985868
normies are out having fun mate
>>57985851
oh fuck off you bent cunt
>he isnt a member of a scottish clan
are you even white?
>>57985844
getting sick of tinder desu
full of shallow thirsty bitches
>>57985851
can you not
>>57985888
was she fat?
>>57985884
a bit gay tbqh
>>57985873
All memes aside what's the chance of you guys leaving mutti Merkel's prison?
50/50?
>>57985874
such a QT
>>57985874
the fuck is up with her jaw
>>57985948
>was she fat?
a lil chubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYgIfHzQTg
Binged this guys videos lately. Absolutely love seeing lefties get some reality from someone that's actually FROM the shithole system they want to enact
>telegraph
Pic of me with the Husband and kids
>>57985957
terrible face
>>57985964
yeoreum
>>57985892
Why aren't you out?
if i could hang out with one celebrity it would be the yellow guy from the que picardia meme
>>57985040
>are the braindead masses getting bored of their medicine
what do you think?
>>57985893
rude
>>57985943
can I not what?
>>57986004
bloody racist
r8 me plan for the evening, lads
>tea and toast
>evacuate me bowels
> ride me bike
>come home and squat, then row
> clean up
> make grilled tofu sammies
> watch poirot and smegpost on /brit/
This airport janny has the best job ever
>>57985927
Crawford here
>>57986004
lol that kid looks so fucking retarded
nice ideology associated with that image though. shame its well and truly gone forever.
It's a sad day for football lads
>>57985964
think im just going to say fuck it and move to that shit country and teach english and fuck girls like every other american who doesn't know what to do with life
>>57986079
Shit/10
Just drink
>>57985979
Fatties are disgusting, you did good by rejecting her lad.
Here's a creepshot from Poleaboo
Bitch caught me looking
Powerless whore
>>57986056
ooh thats a bit disturbing lad. please dont.
>>57986143
well she's still a match
but i probably won't message her
Beer or gin for predrinks?
>>57986114
Villa v Birmingham derby though
want a thick greek or italian gf lads
>>57986133
foy
>>57986164
Have you gotten any matches from non uggos?
>>57986163
It's just Kalle m8.
>>57986114
Fuck Villa
>>57986148
how do people have legs that skinny? do they literally do nothing all day?
>>57986191
gins le gays drink anyway
>>57986195
Anti white
>>57986223
>>57986191
neymar is a deffo poof
>>57986101
>lowland """""clans""""
>>57986221
ye
did at the end of last uni term so it was an awkward time to start messaging them
it starts again soon so may message them idk, is that weird waiting like a month?
>>57986221
good meme lad
wish i'd asked the lads about going out tonight
not in the mood for staying at home
too late now though
>>57986192
True
Championship is going to be a midlands fest next year with Burton and Walsall looking good for promotion
>>57985986
>You lived though communism? Ok, but I'm a 20 year old western student so let me tell you why you're wrong about your existence
>>57986192
The Rasheed Derby
>>57986221
continental 'humour' is a bit weird ngl
>>57986229
Poleaboo finds that extremely attractive
Mad that birmingham claims to be the second city yet doesn't have a top tier football team
gf is cucking me with multiple canadian men, she said canadian men just have what she needs
>>57986245
pls senpai, theyre hot af and lots of italians in me city
Wondering if immediately killing the Railroad, blowing up the Institute, and keeping the Minutemen and Brotherhood alive was the right idea 2bh
I didn't get to know the Railroad and Brotherhood of Steel are dicks
>>57986223
Fuck you ya cunting yank come the Aston hotel or the adventurers and say that watch how many glasses you get over your head
