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Manlet edition
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alri
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cara.
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Control v the current thing you have copied
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crayon pop?
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>>57981953
tounge
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lads, which country has the funniest accent? South Africa has my vote
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maisie.
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r8 me recipe, lads
>>57981488

also, it's time

*prostrates down facing mecca*
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>>57981883
>>57981883
>>57981883

all in here
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Started drinking and rang the chinkys across the road to put my food order in. Get answerphone message "solly we are crosed until 24th Aplil". Too drunk to drive to another takeaway and too autisitic to have delivery drivers coming here and having to interact with them. What do?
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>>57982008
India or Wales
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it's okay m8
I told her I was going to see other girls while we're "on a break" and she said it was fine.
told her she could see other guys too

not going to wait around for her to decide what she wants
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FOLLOW THE DAY AND REACH FOR THE SUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oHb98olya8
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Poleaboo is watching The Championship on C5

I assume everyone else is doing the same

Hilarious that it only gets around 200,000 viewers
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maisie
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Going to a party at 8:30 here when should i start drinking?
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Accurate
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>>57981953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyZPvJHcumI
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>>57984302
cambodian prostitute on display
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>>57984277
7-7:30
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>>57984177
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Love just lying in bed naked and scratching my whole body with something sharp

Feels sooooo good
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>>57981953
we
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>>57984277
now
Do shots for every dubs you get
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>>57984277
>he goes to house parties before 1am
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Just had some Japanese food lads. It was complete shit. Next time I'll stick to something a little less exotic and close to home; an Indian.
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Thinking about suicide lol
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>>57984364
who the fuck goes to a house party after 1am
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>taser on a plane
>smoking indoors
>pagers

fuck this film is old
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what ribena has divulged in the last few threads has actually been pretty interesting.
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>>57984364
>he goes to house parties
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>>57984350
yeah well most people aren't like him or corbyn and have some national pride over here that's why we went to war in 82
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>House parties

>Not sitting in a quiet corner of a pub with 3 of your mates silently sipping beer as you either watch the sport on the TV or people watch
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>>57984422
What has he been chatting?
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>start watching these videos
>think they're quite funny
>turns out the bloke is trans and used to be a woman

WEW LADS
these lot are getting more convincing by the day

https://www.fb.com/MrLewzer/videos?fref=photo

anyway, pretty jokes video Tbh
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>>57984422
sum it up please mate been off for me mates funeral
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>>57984414
1am is usually peak time

>>57984470
>not going to 500 person house parties where everyone is either pinging or on ket
baka
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>>57984422
fascinating.

fuck off
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>>57984452
much better than the previous gook you posted
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>>57984277
6
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
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>>57984348
Fanx m8
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Kyary
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>>57984481
>Transsexual
>has a gf

wonder if she's trans too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElfHJIrwVbE
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>>57984515
if you like her more than the other one, you're a nonce.
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>>57984416
what are you watching?
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who /lovetoast/ here?

t. toast_wanker
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>>57984517
I'm a light drinker
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>>57984413
Why?
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>>57984512
good lad
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>if I run out of spirits, the only recourse I have is special brew
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Watching Britains Got Talent. All my eyes are firmly shut
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>>57984570
Die Hard 2: Die Harder on Channel 4
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listening to hate forest
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>>57984553
they're both of legal age mate
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/brit/ meetup 2016
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>Consuming alcohol
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>>57984473
his own beliefs about Pakistani culture and cultures which he identifies with (which is black culture btw)

also how his mum forgets the race of her own children which i cant quite fathom but whatevs

interesting insight into the modern British-Pakistani household, and into the twisted depths of his brain.

>>57984482
>>57984514
if u aint interested then u can naff off init
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want to win the lottery and move to a country estate in the scottish highlands lads (with a qt of my choosing, of course)
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>>57984625
Can you really say you're watching it if your eyes are shut, hmm? Something 4 u to think about there.
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>>57984584
FOY
Why ask then you fucking ponce
Maybe you should just stick to the waters yeah?
Fucking child. Out of my sight.
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Do you think you would enjoy american uni? You're not paying for it
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>>57984659

Pool's closed
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>hate drinking
>like being drunk
>plug nose and sip wine all night
fdhsnkjdsf
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>>57984659
>they're not black
they had ONE job
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>>57984606
Bored. Unemployed. Live at home. No friends at the moment.
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>>57984674
Poleaboo thought you hated him? He doesn't understand why you are replying to him today
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still quite mental we were able to spank the argies in the falklands
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>>57984674
How is any person this interested in a fake /brit/ persona? Is it supposed to be funny, or an in joke?

ribenaposters need to go
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>>57984700
>being around normie jfs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZBmr89JWD4

interesting
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>>57984715
Up the bum it goes
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>>57984705
bit before most people on /brit/s time
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>>57984700
Yeah would mop up the pussy
Would rinse my Britishness to the max
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>>57984638
Not for me thank you, I'll wait till they're 18.
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Why don't you just get up off your lazy backside, buy a home and start a family? I had done that already when I was your age
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>>57984700
fuck off
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Why do the Daily Mail care about this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3543348/Muslim-blasts-Morrisons-supermarket-labelling-mix-left-biting-PORK-roll-instead-cheese-onion-pasty.html
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>>57984792
sounds painful
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500ml apple ciroc straight up the shitter

celebrating success right
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>>57984803
You've already been beaten to it by like 5 years mate
used goods
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>>57984828
partially-shaved gorilla
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want to win the lottery and move to a country estate in the scottish highlands and start a beautiful white family of my choosing and have a field nearby with loads of these in
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>>57984773
Poleaboo is real

As much evidence as possible has been posted
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>>57984828
>Now excuse me while I buy all the affordable housing in your area then sell them at a price no one can afford
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>>57984793
Was before my 4chan time but I used to actively join in with that as a habbo player even though I had no idea what was going on
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>>57984866
good life goal desu
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lads have a look at this bloke's eyebrows

hahahaha

https://youtu.be/VCBTCtnMiyM?t=184
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>>57984751
im off my nut on acid

also you're an interesting bloke albeit deranged and a bit dangerous.
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>>57984846
because of the comments they get on it i assume

pretty sure their main goal is to wind up their serious readers
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>>57984893
Show me the evidence.
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>>57984850
Everything worth doing is initially
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Russia is the irl 'beyond the wall'

its literally the scariest place imaginable ... mostly due to its sheer size and the consistency of sheer misery therein

every other large country has equal measures of misery/happiness ... but Russia just seems to possess misery
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>>57984921
Don't be harsh m8
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34 years since the largest and probably the most emotional rally in the history of Argentina in the Plaza de Mayo in front of the Casa in an act organized by the Third President of Process the General Galtieri. No mobilised apparatus, only millions of people adhering to the recovery of the Malvinas which took place on April 2nd, even knowing that England was ruled by the Conservative Party of Margaret Thatcher and not by the Labour Party cowards who feared mobilizing troops of the kingdom for fear of casualties. The accession of all sectors of the country was total and absolute, of all parties, unions, intermediary bodies, journalists of all persuasions.
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>>57984850
pop some painkillers and shove a funnel up there
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>>57984790
who is this UTTER WOMAN
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>>57984957
Russia is a shithole
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>>57984937
Just go through the archives

>There are the various letters from the courts and uni that got the story rolling
>The Polish girls exist
>There are threads going 2 years back
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Are people seriously not getting bored of this shit?
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>>57984828
>"Why don't you go and hand out CV's? Employers love it when someone shows a bit of gumption and it gets your foot in the door""
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>>57984980
>falling for the junta's memes

lel.
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>>57984989
His voice is annoying but it is interesting
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england is a gay
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>>57985040
never understood it. will never watch one of them
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>>57984915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkAngvkWVkk

INTERNET HATE MACHINE
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>>57984957
who /RealLifeCam/ here?
http://reallifecam.com/en-GB/view/16_1
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>>57984846
>Mr Razaq, from Bradford, West Yorkshire

average yourkshire lad
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>>57984957
Russia makes me uncomfortable 2bh. The idea that people can be shot dead in the street, assassinated, for political dissent so brazenly is too spooky. Being there and knowing that the KGB could roll up and suicide you any day, for any reason creeps me out.

For everything bad about the UK, at least I feel safe enough in assuming that I won't be murdered by the government.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU
the fuck is going on in this video
so 90's it hurts
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>>57985040
Ngl, quite enjoyed GotG, all the other MCU films I've watched though are fucking shit.
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>>57985061
are you LITERALLY 12
how haven't you known all this already
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>>57985040
Poleaboo loves comic books but hates live action movies

they're generic shit that don't just fail to properly adapt the source material, they're just bad films, they lack any kind of point or originality
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>>57985107
>kgb
fsb m8
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eating a creme egg
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Lads are there any Native Americans here in the UK? I think a little red lady who goes to the same pub as me is one, but I'm not sure.

But then I think to my self why would a Native American come to Swansea? Is she the one responsible for it raining all the time?
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Why are the boomers the first generation in history to NOT pass their wealth on to their children? Why do boomers give such little shit about their own children?
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>>57985040
>tried to watch the Avengers but didn't watch the five films before it
>had no idea whats going on

I'm not starting mow
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>>57984846
>The horrified man, who had bought the pack of rolls for his family's tea, was forced snatch another roll from the same pack out of his eight-year-old brother's mouth
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>>57985145
>only available around easter
reeeeeeeeeeee
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remember when i was in london lads? thanks for allowing large enough lanes for me
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>>57985045
HA

Poleaboo handed in around 20 all over Aberdeen and they were just ignored

Employers would rather keep the position empt than hire him
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Russia is unironically based
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>>57985196
haha post it again please
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>>57984920
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>>57985127
I thought the Anglo saxons basically cucked the celts and we were Germanic people
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poleaboo if i pay for your flight to the US will you come?
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fuck your feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJQHakkViPo
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Might get ready for beddy so I can get cosy with the laptop for the rest of the night.
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only gone and got a huge fucking spot today of all days
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>>57985145
does it taste good m8?
feel like you've missed out on much?
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>>57985035
Easily fabricated and not solid evidence. I could think those up if I made a /brit/ persona.
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>>57985210
Must be why all the women flee to America to star in cuck porn and work as prostitutes
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Listening to Hard-Fi lads

Feel like a proper middle class wannabe chav
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>>57985196
yeah mate gets funnier every time you post it

(that's sarcasm by the way you stupid cunt)
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The great antional cause which no sepoy government can ever tear down. To the Heroes of the Fatherland, glorious fighters of Malvinas. Being a soldier, is to be the most important thing one can be in life.
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>>57985204

do you identify with black culture because your main exposure to your culture of origin was from an unsympathetic and unloving father?
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>>57985210
eto
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>>57985224
>>57985295
haha cheers lads. i got it on a schedule to be posted at this time tomorrow too
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Lads please tell me that Japanese people have a high opinion of British people, and I would be worshipped if I went to live there. I want to leave this shithole and find a qt.13 yellow girl.

If you tell me that my waifu hates me I will legit kill myself.
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>>57985297
>Heroes

but you lost lol
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>>57985259
*hands you a teddy*
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>>57985120
them SvR vibes
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kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNqyjZcleI
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just remembered this one time i was really drunk at my mates and i found a paint chip and smeared it all over my face yelling WITNESS ME and shit
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Thoughts?
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>>57985293
haha what year is it rofl nice meme
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>>57985403
good lad
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taking a shit
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Russia is so fucking depressing.

Every time I think of "Russia", I just picture those disgusting, grimy Soviet flat blocks, covered in fog, completely empty except for a group of slavs in full Adidas outfits yelling "CYKA BLAT" and throwing stones at stray dogs while three teenage girls sit on the concrete steps in one of the flats doing krokodil and sniffing compressed air.

And that's only the urban bit. God knows what the fuck happens in the countryside. The Urals are literally the equivalent of the wall in Game of Thrones. Go past them and it's just endless scary forests that probably house monsters and other scary things.
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>>57985343
Englishman, Pakistanis will chase you down the suburbs and flatten your house.
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>>57985412
BOJO
O
J
O
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>>57985412
>Sturgeon
why
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kind of hoping that like one day they invent research chemicals that are so good that they blow every other drug we have today out of the water to b h
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>>57985253
Yes, but for what purpose?

There is nothing I wouldn't do for someone who wanted to help me, literally nothing

>>57985285
The letters are quite detailed and extensive, it would require you to have some familiarity with such correspondence

>>57985298
I just feel like blacks are the one group that wouldn't reject me

I don't fit in with pakis or whites
and I feel japs wouldn't accept me either
From what I've experienced weebs and others who are related to such subcultures are quite toxic

I hate my culture because I hate the people who identify with it
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>>57985339
As long as you keep mum, they will think you're American and worship you
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>>57985453
Yet this is exactly what lefties will bring to Britain because muh evil bankers
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Nearly shared the Spotify playlist I've got on the go but thought better of it.
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>>57985505
A (You) a day keeps the doctor away, lad.
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A L B I O N
L
B
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N
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>>57985485
>There is nothing I wouldn't do for someone who wanted to help me

that could get gay very quickly
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hate it when people have the audacity to lead happy and fulfilling lives
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If you're not depressed, why do you come here?
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>>57985196
what was your opinion on london then m8? too many pakis?
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH FUCKING ENGLIHS

KEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS AHAHA
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>>57985491
>Think you're American

Except I'm not 300lb and I'm not going to Okinawa to rape them.
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>>57985629
He's a purebred belgian lmao
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>>57985458
Scottish "people"
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>>57985629
mate you've posted this in every thread what are you doing
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>>57985611
Poleaboo isn't depressed right at this moment, just lost
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>>57985611
I come here for the qties.
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>>57985611
normalton here

i come here to laugh at your misery
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>>57985629
OOOMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

is that what you were looking for lad?
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Villians create; heroes react

Remember that
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Mate from my old job just text me saying what's good stranger
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>>57985629
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>>57985675
i remember you saying how you're going to post here now instead of v4

how you finding it so far
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>>57985339
japanese guy here ( the names toshiyama, but my friends call me toshi )


we hold you in high regards, yes. we japanese also like the french very much.
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>>57985675
good lad
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>>57985751
I adore you guys.
Would suck all your willies tbqh. (no fatties though)
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gettin abit slowie downie rn, ngl
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>>57985804
are you a bender?
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>You have a new Tinder match!

wahey
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God Save the Queen is a dull and dreary song monotonously sung about some monarch that does nothing

Jerusalem is a beautifully written poem that inspires and invokes pride and passion for your identity, the land, the people gone before you in this country
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>>57985825
Yes I am. That's why I feel so welcome here, lad.
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>>57981906
>1 hour ago
Why is /brit/ ded?
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>>57985845
This.
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>is a qt
>in favour of brexit

and now this

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/15/priti-patel-interview-its-not-racist-to-worry-about-immigration/

based
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just had a cry
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>>57985804
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>>57985844
oh nope, not a fan of her
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>>57985868
normies are out having fun mate
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>>57985851
oh fuck off you bent cunt
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>he isnt a member of a scottish clan

are you even white?
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>>57985844
getting sick of tinder desu
full of shallow thirsty bitches
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>>57985851
can you not
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>>57985888
was she fat?

>>57985884
a bit gay tbqh

>>57985873
All memes aside what's the chance of you guys leaving mutti Merkel's prison?
50/50?
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>>57985874
such a QT
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>>57985874

the fuck is up with her jaw
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>>57985948
>was she fat?
a lil chubs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYgIfHzQTg

Binged this guys videos lately. Absolutely love seeing lefties get some reality from someone that's actually FROM the shithole system they want to enact
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>telegraph
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Pic of me with the Husband and kids
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>>57985957
terrible face
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>>57985964
yeoreum
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>>57985892
Why aren't you out?
>>
if i could hang out with one celebrity it would be the yellow guy from the que picardia meme
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>>57985040
>are the braindead masses getting bored of their medicine
what do you think?
>>
>>57985893
rude

>>57985943
can I not what?
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>>57986004
bloody racist
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r8 me plan for the evening, lads

>tea and toast
>evacuate me bowels
> ride me bike
>come home and squat, then row
> clean up
> make grilled tofu sammies
> watch poirot and smegpost on /brit/
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This airport janny has the best job ever
>>
>>57985927
Crawford here
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>>57986004

lol that kid looks so fucking retarded

nice ideology associated with that image though. shame its well and truly gone forever.
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It's a sad day for football lads
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>>57985964
think im just going to say fuck it and move to that shit country and teach english and fuck girls like every other american who doesn't know what to do with life
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>>57986079
Shit/10

Just drink
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>>57985979
Fatties are disgusting, you did good by rejecting her lad.
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Here's a creepshot from Poleaboo

Bitch caught me looking

Powerless whore
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>>57986056
ooh thats a bit disturbing lad. please dont.
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>>57986143
well she's still a match
but i probably won't message her
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Beer or gin for predrinks?
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>>57986114
Villa v Birmingham derby though
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want a thick greek or italian gf lads
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>>57986133
foy
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>>57986164
Have you gotten any matches from non uggos?

>>57986163
It's just Kalle m8.
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>>57986114
Fuck Villa
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>>57986148

how do people have legs that skinny? do they literally do nothing all day?
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>>57986191
gins le gays drink anyway
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>>57986195
Anti white
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>>57986223
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>>57986191
neymar is a deffo poof
>>
>>57986101
>lowland """""clans""""
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>>57986221
ye

did at the end of last uni term so it was an awkward time to start messaging them

it starts again soon so may message them idk, is that weird waiting like a month?
>>
>>57986221
good meme lad
>>
wish i'd asked the lads about going out tonight

not in the mood for staying at home

too late now though
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>>57986192
True
Championship is going to be a midlands fest next year with Burton and Walsall looking good for promotion
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>>57985986
>You lived though communism? Ok, but I'm a 20 year old western student so let me tell you why you're wrong about your existence
>>
>>57986192
The Rasheed Derby
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>>57986221

continental 'humour' is a bit weird ngl
>>
>>57986229
Poleaboo finds that extremely attractive
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Mad that birmingham claims to be the second city yet doesn't have a top tier football team
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gf is cucking me with multiple canadian men, she said canadian men just have what she needs
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>>57986245
pls senpai, theyre hot af and lots of italians in me city
>>
Wondering if immediately killing the Railroad, blowing up the Institute, and keeping the Minutemen and Brotherhood alive was the right idea 2bh
I didn't get to know the Railroad and Brotherhood of Steel are dicks
>>
>>57986223
Fuck you ya cunting yank come the Aston hotel or the adventurers and say that watch how many glasses you get over your head
>>
>>57986321
Get a proper English lass with a surname like Mew or Anstey
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>>57986139
Gay ass shit.
>>
>>57986330
they're all dicks
>>
>>57986375
scots dont have names like that mong
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>>57986290
haha well meme'd

>>57986265
oho

>>57986263
>is that weird waiting like a month?
a bit
but if the cunt matched you she obviously had the thought of taking your d in her mind so I guess see no reason not to message the sluts again
>>
>>57985845
Jerusalem.

I didn't know you had such a wonderfull song as "secondary" hymn.
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Yeah, let's take em back..
Coming up I was confused, my mommy kissing a girl
Confusion occurs coming up in the cold world
Daddy ain't around, probably out committing felonies
My favorite rapper used to sing, "Check check out My Melody"
I wanna live good, so shit I sell dope
For a four finger ring, one of them gold ropes
Nana told me if I passed I'd get a sheepskin coat
If I can move a few packs I'd get the hat, now that'd be dope
Tossed and turned in my sleep that night
Woke up the next mornin, niggas had stole my bike
Different day, same shit, ain't nothing good in the hood
I'd run away from this bitch and never come back if I could
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>>57986077
wouldn't mind spooning with her 2bh
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>>57986408
>scottish
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>>57986148
keep trying
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>>57986318
Senpai are you in a Skype chat where pic related was recently posted?
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who's seen this
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>>57986409
one of them is on the guest list to a house party i'm also going to so may have to message her before that and see if i can get anything out of that
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>>57986148
>Poorthern Rail
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>>57986337
Fuck Villa
>>
>>57986395
Minutemen are the least dickheadish
>>
>>57986458
not me but i have seen point break and bad boys 2
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>>57986458
want to, let's watch it together :)
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>>57986503
yeah but they're big into being yanks
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>>57986431
at least im not a bloody yank desu
>>
>Invaded by two retards from the same clan at the Road of Sacrifices
>shrek the first one when he's on his own
>out of estus for the second
>manage to nibble the second ones health away until he's out of estus too
>he gets my HP to barely a blip
>one of the huge crabs kills him while aiming for me

PvP is banging in DS3 lads
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nearly killed myself today, had the noose ready and all
pussied out though
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>>57986458
:(
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>>57986530
where are you, i'm going to come wreck your shit
>>
>>57986461
Isn't it better to meet her at the house party?

You could pretend you just don't use tinder a lot so you didn't see her match you (I doubt she'd mention that she'd seen you on tinder though if you don't mention it)
>>
got on a poorthern rail train recently and the memes are real

old as fuck

the display was analog, not digital

the doors had handles instead of being opened by a button

not fold down tables and no proper tables with 4 seats around

seats in rows of 3 instead of 2

the door was in the middle of the carriage instead of at either end

old shitty seats that looked like they came out of a coach you go on school trips in
>>
Is there a more meek and woeful "party" than the so-called "liberal" "democrats"
>>
>>57986148

Ah yes. Very not guilty
>>
Fresh like, unhh; Impala, unnh
Chrome hydraulics, 808 drums
You don't want none, Nigga betta run
When beef is on I'll pop that trunk
Come get some, Pistol grip pump
If a nigga step on my white Air Ones
It's red rum, Ready here I come
Compton unh, Dre found me in the slums
Sellin' that skunk, one hand on my gun
I was sellin rocks when Master P was sayin "Unnnh"
Buck pass the blunt
These G-Unit girls just wanna have fun
Coke and rum, Got weed on the ton
I'm bangin with my hand up her dress like, unh
I'll make her cum, purple haze in my lungs
Whole gang in the front, in case a nigga wanna stunt
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I NEED a green eyed gf lads. With sandy-blonde hair
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When did /brit/ get so bad at making threads.
There is constantly a spare one in the catalog
Is some autist making them
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>>57986330
You missed out on a pretty big fight but other than that continue purging the non-humans and their sympathisers.
>>
>>57986565
fair, maybe desu
>>
>>57986637
oi where did you get that photo of me mum mate?
>>
>>57986330
I allowed my own son to tell me had cancer and that i would be made head of the institute, I accepted then blew his head off with my .44, it was a tough moment but I played the lawful good type and in my eyes the institute was too evil and he had a direct hand in that evil for the last few decades, he made his decisions. But he never knew what was coming and died content and happy.

After that I slaughtered everyone in there, when I went in again later with the brotherhood it was almost completely desolate
>>
>>57986644
the idiots keep making news when there's an old one still up
>>
>>57985986
>40,000 blacks in 100 years
>40 million people dying of starvation
>NUMBERS DON'T MATTER
>>
>>57986458
yeah it's good, I really enjoyed it. Nice bit of cinema. The film is one continuous shot.
>>
>>57986656
Enjoy your mongrel elliot babies
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>>57986656
I took this picture
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>>57986656
Ugly
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>>57986578
I have to use pic related every day
>>
>>57986280
appeal to authority; not an argument
>>
>>57986601
>main policy is supporting the European Union, a fundamentally illiberal and undemocratic institution
>>
>>57986733
No you don't

Get a car/motorcycle
>>
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Police pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change niggas like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin
>>
>>57986656
ah, yes
>>
>>57986563
Road of Sacrifices at the water bit. I'm level 30 and on PC.
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>>57986733
Was expecting a pacer from Knutsford a few days ago and a slightly nicer thing turned up. Still slow as fuck.

Fuck northern rail
>>
>>57986795
>brown eyes

Anti white
>>
not sure what i am doing with myself atm
>>
>>
>>57986733
and sometimes we are 'treated' to this
>>57986757
I'm considering it
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here we are then

posting on /brit/ on saturday night with the lads

again
>>
>>57986795
what's your name i'm invading now
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>>57986694
yeah

very impressive

literally
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>>57986733
It'd be so awkward to share those 3 wide seats with smelly strangers.

Also why aren't all the seats facing the same direction so you never have to look at someone in the face.

Public transport should be autist frindly
>>
>>57986854
Just get a cheeky 250cc motorbike

Fun, faster than metro and cheap to run
>>
Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all niggas was havin sex, with the same sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reload and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fucking a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touching ya hand
I don't bunk with chumps, for those who been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads
Only know how to be one way, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to bite
Bark very little, but I know how to fight
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
Man, I give y'all niggas the b'iness for fucking with me, is you crazy?!
>>
>>57986878
Atreides
>>
>>57986813
my usual Pacer was replaced with a 156
felt like I was a king
>>
>>57984091
new
>>57984091
new
>>57984091
>>
>>57986938
>>57986938
>>57986938
>>
>>57986884
All you need to be left alone is a bag, a pair of headphones and a scowl on your face.
>>
>>57986907
pancake ass
literally my ass is perkier than hers

fucking slut can't even be bothered to squat and still gets attention from desperate straight men

women are all entitled cunts tbqh that's why I enjoy seeing them depressed and washed up when they turn 30+ and no one gives them attention anymore
>>
>>57986882
indeed. was half expecting a fedora in response, but I really think it added to the atmosphere / made it feel more realistic. Might watch it again tonight tb h, only saw it the once.

Not going to lie, the general mood made me wish I lived in a proper Euro capital too. London's cool and all but..
>>
>>57986312
Aston villa invented the football league mate and the city of Birmingham has won the same amount of European Cups as London
>>
>>57986312
Look at the size of Bristol and Leeds, neither do either.
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