On a scale from 1 to 10, how angry do rich kids make you? ...edition
>https://www.instagram.com/richkidsofinstagram/
Maisie
maisie
quim
>>57671911
>the estate
Alright lads there's artistic gymnastics starting on BBC2 in just over 10 minutes and there WILL be some intense qt's on there so please watch ok thank you.
our nige
SAVE THE MEMES LAD
>>57672185
Very
But I do get a good laugh because these mongs have basically cost loads of their parents to lose everytihng because police use it to track down tax evaders and as evidence they have loads of cash
>>57672185
rich kids are the ultimate in envy inducing
rich adults usually had to waste their lives to get wealthy and dont get to enjoy the subtle parts of life or their youth
poor people have free time to enjoy more of life but not the material wealth
wealthy children literally have it all
>>57672261
sssh
>>57671421
>>57671340
>>57671368
>flying economy
>>57672185
why would it make me angry? bet they have down to earth parents that are proper disappointed at how tacky their money has made their kids
NOVED
O
V
E
D
>never speak to people from uni other than the odd "how are things" texts during breaks
>group chats on radio silence every break
>no-one ever sees each other outside of uni
Is this normal lids or are my uni m8s just a bunch of wankers? We don't really do much outside of going on nights out a few times a week at uni either.
>>57672301
>bet they have down to earth parents
kek, the kids on that instagram page aren't the result of good parenting.
justice will be served
>>57672318
>going on nights out a few times a week at uni either.
Can someone explain what going on 'nights out' actually is? Do you just go outside at night and walk around whilst drinking?
>>57672318
Sounds like most of the people I know at uni apart from one to two desu
>>57672318
definitely a bunch of dullards but in general uni isnt as much of a one big party as people imagine
I am SICK TO DEATH of the STATE and their BUREAUCRACY
The BANKERS and their BONUSES
And BALANCING the BOOKS
Also, I feel like the BASTARDS in BRUSSELS are LITERALLY RAPING this great country and it's SOVEREIGNTY
Addicted to wearing pink boxer shorts lads
>>57672385
good post
friends
OMG IT WORKS
>>57672354
you can be down to earth and fail at parenting due to time commitments
>>57672185
Jealous
Even if I was rich I couldn't buy shit like loads of watches and super cars
Feels too decadent for me
>>57672282
>poor people have free time to enjoy more of life but not the material wealth
What are you on about?
Poor people have to work their arse off while rich kids can do whatever they like
Lads imagine killing yourself , and knowing that once you do it there's no going back just the empty abyss of death
>>57672395
plan to have a baby's benis inside me wife one day
>>57672318
honestly you rarely have more than 1-2 friends who you actually ever do shit with
just realised the girl I was out with last nigth invited me to stay over in hers and I said no and walked home lol
didnt clock on I mighta got a shag out of it until now
rich people have no taste. everything they buy seems gaudy and tacky.
just spent £7 on a small bowl of noodles
Absolutely belting today lads, get some of this sun down yous
>>57672400
Show us :3
>>57672363
what a crazy bitch
bet those poor kids thought they were going insane.
>>57672416
yeah, that could be the case.
>>57672473
>gif
fuck off
>>57672460
Just realised my dinner only cost £6 including a beer kek
wasn't small either
>>57672424
Imagine dying of natural causes after living a pious life and spending eternity in the bosom of our Lord.
amer isn't on the electoral roll (he doesn't exist)
>>57672496
>>gif
>fuck off
fuck off
>>57672505
Sounds like heaven.
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes
Looking hard, but won't realize
That they will never see the P
>>57672510
if he doesnt exist ive made myself look a right tit just now
went to home bargains lads, the middle aged men stacking shelves in there look ready for the rope, imagine still working retail in your 40s or 50s, in a cheapo store no less
>>57672424
would probably be just like before you were born
I bought some truffles that melt in your mouth, my plan is to make them soft in my mouth and then kiss them into my gfs mouth and then get my tongue in there and play with it
good idea?
>>57672521
There is only one true heaven
Gay heaven
>will never get a (You)
>>57672576
sounds bretty gross to me
>>57672367
Pretty much exclusively pre-drinks then clubbing with this lot although we will every now and then go to spoons or st, I go to the SU bar with a my favourite couple of uni mates to have some beers and play pool p regularly though
>>57672368
Yeah it feels a lot like people have their one or two good mates they do literally everything with and the rest of the group are just for going out
>>57672377
>in general uni isnt as much of a one big party as people imagine
Idk people go out all the time and most of the days are spent with hungovers and that, just that my m8s don't do anything else outside of the 3 or 4 going out nights
>>57672430
Yeah I have this as well, but even with those guys outside of uni we don't do anything, one of them's p local to me as well although he goes on holiday literally all the time
>>57672576
>getting your spit in someone else's mouth
normies smdh
>>57672550
"I'll just do it for a few years to save money for university, then I'll become a doctor or a lawyer"
>>57672290
only been out socially with course mates like 4 times and I'm a second year
seems like most of the people still have their main social lives outside college
*reposts from the old thread because I'm a spastic*
It is a fantasy of mine to run a small company and hold monthly dance competitions with my employees. There would be optional weekly dance lessons then once a month we each individually choreograph and perform a dance to a song of our choice. The winner gets free beers for the rest of the night.
Then at christmas we would choreograph a large group performance and perform it at a local festival for the town folk.
>>57672550
Worked there whilst doing my A-levels lads.
Was very good as it made me appreciate what life would be like if I ever fucked up.
The sad part is most of them are content, they can't wait to spend their wages at the pub for a game of darts or whatever.
Home Bargains is proper grim to work for and everybody just assumes you're a moron even if it's just a part time job
bad times. Did nearly give myself diabetes buying shit after my shift though
>>57672598
nice
>>57672606
nice
Business idea: call up Codonas Amusement Park in Aberdeen asking for an employment reference for Ribena.
Going on a walk with the doggo lads
>>57672622
stop saying these gross things you degenerate.
>>57672185
1 - Seeing them show off to cover up their insecurity makes me kinda sad desu
>Can someone explain what going on 'nights out' actually is?
>>57672666
drinking
>>57672605
>3 or 4 nights out a week
You are definitely in your first year. Prepare for hell lad
Dear 57672597
she's got bette davis eyes
>>57672642
all that mud soon to be on your table. good work.
>>57672641
rozzers will be well on the case by tomorrow dont you worry
I'm Nip.
I love vagina.
Bought three books from Oxfam bookstore. Just realise the authors are by coincidence Koestler, Kaku and Kurzweil
>>57672185
>you will never find rich friends who splurge their money stupidly and will throw it at you for minor things and before they realise what's happened you've bought a house with the spare cash
Imagine being a generic normie that only drinks himself to death with his friends instead of partaking in real hobbies, would much rather be a friendless NEET than live that existence tbqh.
>>57672719
Nice
>>57672473
Murica fuck yeah
>>57672185
I would like rich people more if they used their money and power to go full Batman and clear the streets of crime.
listening to my housemate talk to his mexican gf's family via skype. they dont speak English and he only speaks broken shitty Spanish.
pretty funny hearing him struggle.
CHAT SHIT
>>57672695
Nah I'm second year doing a pretty relaxed course at a banterous uni
lads what do you think of the Five Star Movement? would you be up for something like that over here?
>>57672728
>there are people that actually get turned on by this image
Eating Weetabix dipped in melted dark chocolate lads.
>>57672728
Poopoo hahah
>>57672747
That guy went to jail for that costume
why hasn't this swede cunt been range banned yet
>>57672771
Right fuck off you degenerate scum
>>57672699
dddfdfdfddfdfd
>>57672715
Hope the detective is appreciative, the lazy cunt. Could have nabbed him a hundred times over by now if he had a bit of nous about him.
>>57672771
rather loose stool there. she should see a doctor.
>>57672282
But also if you started off poor you will enjoy having the material wealth more than somebody who's been rich their whole life
>>57672385
seize the means of production and you will be free my lad
>>57672771
>>57672771
Poopoo hahaha
Leicester are going to lose the title
Runting hell
Murica out. God speed mods and all that good shit.
>>57672808
provided copious archive links of the novel, his phishing campaign, his self harm, his death threats and even his weed purchases
even directed them to the extra flags github page in case the creator can help track him down
>>57672815
Poopoo hahaha
there's still no independent evidence that poleaboo is real
>>57672836
They will win 1-0 again.
>>57672844
that's only like £3,000 which is still a lot but nothing compared to some of the other shit on that instagram page.
>>57672836
CHAT
Can someone explain why this wouldn't work?
>to avoid inheritance tax "give" all your money to your child
>Make sure it's in a joint account both of you can access but they don't spend any until you're dead
>>57672858
Poopoo hahaha
>>57672844
poor soul, trapped in a vapid life of conspicuous consumption, always desperate to impress others
feeling horny lads
>>57672867
Hope he doesn't bring his plan forward
>Leicester
>>57672867
good job.
>>57672893
Poopoo hahaha
I wanna play sex.
Would you mind using your vagina?
>>57672867
doing gods work anon
SHIT
>>57672867
He's a character created by the same guy who played the UTV stalker character
having a wank to every pic this swede is posting
>swedes used to be vikings
what happened lads
FOXES
O
X
E
S
>>57672930
Poopoo hahaha
>>57672906
you have to plan to die 7 years after you give them the money or the money is still hit with inheritance tax
>>57672749
Well fuck, since Trump s building the wall are the Mexicans trying to move to the next Anglo country, ours?
>>57672185
worked in a warehouse that shipped clothing these people would buy and found it absolutely hilarious that the most hideous shit was sold the most, they're screaming for attention in every way possible
if your parents don't make over £300,000 a year can you please fuck off to the povvo thread
willies nappies wee poo
>>57672968
Poopoo hahahaha
>>57672971
He's not Swede, he's a shitskin
doing a dread
FROG ISLAND LADS
WHO /LIFELONG/ HERE
BANGED
>>57672962
nah UTV guy was far more clinical and autistic
I for one am SICK to DEATH of CAMERON and his BANKER MATES putting their TAXES into OFFSHORE TAX DODGING ACCOUNTS
yes I have a pension that invests in offshore companies BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT!
>people actually think like this
falling into an existential chasm
>>57672968
post skin colour
Loathe the working class tbqh.
Degen anime sexual pictures are banned in the UK, therefore the swede should be banned from /brit/
jamie vardys having a party
bring your vodka and your charlie
>>57673046
yep all the way since 2015
so proud of how far we have come!
we can do it lads
>look at that millionaire kick that ball! go millionaire go!
>>57673087
I do get that buzz out of it 2bh.
>>57672993
>good music
>good food
>attractive women
>hard working
>Strongly christian
>Traditional socially conservative values
>strong family values
ahh yes, that would be... terrible?
Gymnastics tbqh
>football on a sunday
bit degenerate
>>57673095
*drops you a rope*
>>57673129
yanksheed
>>57673087
leftists behave in an identical fashion to hardcore religious lunatics
>>57673134
>smelly
>cant speak english
>millions of them
Detest the middle class tbph.
>>57673138
>not watching footie
rasheed
If the FASCISTIC and RACIST ARSEHOLES that are the BLOODY TORIES don't get the FUCK out of OUR PARLIAMENT there will be HELL to pay
>>57673134
>unironically defending spaniard aztec mutant mutts
detest the working and middle classes tbph
Worried that one day I'll just snap like Peter
http://strawpoll.me/7334134
http://strawpoll.me/7334134
>http://strawpoll.me/7334134
IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL
>http://strawpoll.me/7334134
http://strawpoll.me/7334134
http://strawpoll.me/7334134
>>57672844
What's that in an actual relevant currency?
YAW(Yanks Are Welcome)
>>57673129
a millionaire created the device you are posting on 4chan from, so what? stop wealth shaming.
can't stand dead people
morning lids
>>57673170
Better than the alternatives
Where should I get my Foxes Never Quit tattoo? I'm thinking... gooch.
>>57673134
Will fajita remove kebab?
>>57673179
*dons V for Vendetta mask*
let's get to work
>>57673202
foy
In a VERY degenerate museum lads
>>57673219
morming
>>57673194
as long as youre counting calories and it wont put you over then go for it m8
>>57673219
morning petal
whats gwanin
>>57673190
t. brazilian
>>57673192
t. under class
Reposting my important strawpoll since it didn't get enough attention.
>http://strawpoll.me/7334134
>>57673210
nor can they haha
come on baby make hurt so good
>>57673239
imagine the rank smell in that jar
>>57673269
no, I'm not self-hating
>>57673267
not much not much
mummy is packing my clothes up for tomorrow haha
knew she'd do it if i left it long enough
hbu?????
>>57673286
yeah? well you're gross.
>>57673256
Isn't this inciting violence? think he can get arrested for that first tweet
>>57673297
gave a lengthy report on ribena to crimestoppers just now :p
>>57673256
pretty sure this counts as a threat
>>57673293
Imagine the STDs in this one
>those poor bastards hanging out of the windows on the left
religion
of
peace
>>57673322
very nice
wonder if they'll actually do anything about it haha
>>57673202
Moon man, Moon man can't you see
Yanks and burgers need to hang from trees
>>57673239
what the fuck m8
>>57673348
at the very least i imagine theyll chase him up for ordering weed through tor and breaching his internet ban
genuinely cannot wait for a response desu, feel like the aussie wot reported the sheikh
>>57673394
did you put your deets down?
feeling an overwhelming sense of depression but no idea why
might be benzo night for me
>>57673349
terrific post - NO - best post of the thread
>>57673315
https://twitter.com/tay_guevara/status/649256325147422721
>>57673358
You're the colour of the mess that the """"refugees""" leave your women in
>>57673399
nah, crimestoppers is anonymous init
they even say they read over your report after receiving it to remove anything that identifies you before handing it to the relevant authorities
did make an account so they could get back to me and ask for additional info
>>57673435
ah very impressive
would be funny to see something happen
found a new meme guys
>>57673346
Me on the right.
>>57673358
Good.
At least smegma has a purpose.
Poo just smells bad and makes you sick if you eat it.
>>57673500
alri toby lmao
kek is this like the 6th game in a row leciester are gonna win 1-0
>>57673490
FFS Toby
>>57673500
calcium, Toby
>>57673550
7th*
>>57673500
toBUScus
>>57673568
t. Smeghead
>>57673593
>>57673562
>>57673554
>>57673549
what was it?
breathing VERY heavily
>>57673617
could see the spotify lad's username
>>57673500
Oh shit Turner, you fucked up
>>57673568
t. shitcunt
>>57673422
literally Gertie the Gorilla from Noah's Island
wahey friends lets smash it
T O B Y
>>57673500
hue
>>57673346
>working in the world trade centre
they did a decent job of taking out 3,000 illuminati imo lad
Delet this
>>57673500
Twas fun!
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
HMMM
>>57673584
>in a row
think you're forgetting about the draw with west ham
>>57673682
>anonymous mask in the 2nd profile picture
hmm
best current spotify playlist?
going to do a walk along the thames later listening to it
The fuck how quick was that
>a new sheikh is reported
>a new mark davis is born
fantastic day all around
Which character do you choose /brit/?
someone post a screenshot of >>57673500 pls
>>57673746
did a thing too
>>57673754
3 looks like she can go fast
>>57673714
fucking here christ >>57673756
>look at me i took someones name off a picture i'm so clever
hurrrrrrrrr, autism
>>57673682
Looks like the kind of shit-haired little wanker who'd listen to that dreck
>>57673700
Memefication
what's happening here lads?
Do iPhone users get a "message seen" notice on messages they've sent to non-smartphones?
ꙮ
>>57673568
Hello, I am Crust E. Smegman, you called?
>>57673756
use the fucking archive you spacker
>>57673746
just be warned, you'll be expected to provide a formal statement to the cops and maybe even testify in court if he pleaded not guilty.
if this leads anywhere that is.
>>57673766
>>57673682
looks underage as fuck
janny
>>57673733
Wait, so is that nu-male the one who posted his Spotify profile?
>>57673725
me at the bottom with no followers
>>57673781
Damage control
>>57673714
AND NOW I'VE FOUND ANOTHER CRUSH
THE LUSH LIFE'S GIVEN ME A RUSH
>>57673804
not a problem
im an ardent champion of justice
get a free trip to aberdeen too
>>57673801
cant be fucking arsed just post it
>>57673754
Shortstump Steve. He has higher defence and the special down cut punch.
>>57673874
install 4chan x then you spacke
>>57673838
>Supported Liverpool in 2014
Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear. I see what's happening here Tobes.
So everyone is reporting Ribena again? What did he do now?
>>57673733
don't think thats him, think thats someone tagging him in their photo
reeks of underage
just created some new spotify playlists lads
TOBY
Are Toby
>>57673913
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/57668052/#57669497
https://www.fb.com/toby.turner2
>In a relationship
FONT
>The current year
>have a publicly available facebook profile
>i'm unironically posting in a board with Toby
FONT FONT FONT
oh shit toby you fucked it. sorry lad
>>57673839
ok good man. Fiat justitia
okay boys going to spend my day watching a thing just need to decide which thing
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
Genuinely so easy to bait all you melts.
Toby Turner is just some random twat with a non-private profile I got from Facebook. I logged into my Spotify, shooped the name (look closely, the colour and font is different) and made sure it included the full name, then I just did a post which linked the name to a location so the profile was easy to find (lives in Bristol, so I posted about the Avon). Then I just deleted the picture quickly and posted an edited version.
I've done a few others in the past, I'm currently setting one up to the scale of Mark Davis, which wasn't me btw.
>>57673974
His gf has a boys' name haha, what an arse
>>57673974
nice to see that not everyone on /brit/ is a weird cunt like ribena
>>57674010
hmmm
m
m
m
TEN POINTS CLEAR
>>57674019
wow problematic shitlord much
>>57673994
aw that is a cute pupper ngl
>>57674010
Nice damage control Toby
Horrible name
>>57673994
JANNY THAT IMAGE IS NSFW
>>57673944
>In a relationship
>lad I knew from school reaches out to ask how I've been
>ignore him because I'm too embarrassed of my situation and how much of a loser I am
>feel bad about hurting his feelings by ignoring him
kek
>>57673994
willy hehe
>>57674039
>>57674052
>>57674063
Pawns, nothing but pawns in my game of chess
>>57674095
you're on the wrong profile mate
>tfw i live in bristol
queke
>>57674095
pretty sure this isn't true
>>57674122
nah you are
>>57674010
absolute bollocks
Careful, lads.
>>57673974
Ezra is more attractive than Toby 2bh.
Do english and scottish people understand eachothers slang? Do they have their own slang?
>>57674150
erm can you not use my flag please. thanks.
>>57674183
no, everyone hates scottish ppl.
>>57674183
@57674204
this
and the welsh
>>57674183
every region has its own slang mate.
>>57674108
Damn lad, I give it until tonight until someone posts a picture of himself hot gluing a picture of this bitch.
based fucking vardy lads
57674204
roach
>>57674183
scottish "people" deliberately use stupid slang so that they cannot be understood
>>57674151
It's easy, as long as you make the edit convincing then people fall for it every time, it's hard to resist doxxing someone when they make a mistake so people jump onto it really quickly.
>>57674220
how long ago is 200 generations?
>>57674150
Someone who accidentally doxed himself, but then his profile is that of a redditor nu-male with a gf.
He basically waved a red flag in front of the bull.
>leicester will win the league
>derby will probably get promoted
>there's a chance forest will get relegated
>>57673994
>that buppy benis
fugggg :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>57674256
literal damage control
just admit you fucked up lmao
>>57674291
nice meme x
>He basically waved a red flag in front of the bull.
>>57674256
>still trying to control the damage that's already been done
this is how i know you're lying ;^)
baited so hard
>>57674336
don't reply to the turbo normie.
>>57674336
>>57674349
Can you really not tell the difference in the text
>Next season Sunderland and Newcastle will both be in the championship while Boro are in the prem
>>57674411
>and leicester will be reigning champions
what a time to be alive
>>57673974
which one is toby
>>57674376
I can tell it hasn't been photoshopped because of the way the pixels are.
>>57674462
the guy taking the photo
>>57674475
Good lad
>>57674341
Does Ezra kiss your willy?
>>57674459
>Leicester will play Barcelona in the Champions League final next year
>They'll win
>ywn be this happy
>>57674462
the third one
>i was just pretending to be a toby
classic toby damage control
>Have a gimmick thread i posted everyday for a few weeks
>Go to post it
>realise somebody else has already done it
very nice
>>57674462
The gay looking one.
>>57674564
what's a kebab shower
guys what's your name?
Toby here
can somebody msg Toby's normie gf for bants?
>>57674549
What is with your Poland bullying?
It annoys me that people pretend Susan Boyle isn't mentally ill / doesn't have significant brain problems.
>oh that wacky Susan Boyle has done something wacky again!
Yeah because she literally retarded i.e she has the brain of a small child.
>>57674590
FOT
(fuck off toby)
>>57674590
kev
>>57674535
Hey, that's similar to my filename for that gif.
>Life is joy.gif
I really do hope I experience happiness like that in my lifetime though.
Do you know how the orcs first came into being?
>>57674564
>that 2nd comment
sounds like he went to the university of life
always look on the brights side of life
>>57674521
its the m50
delete this
>>57674590
What a coincidence my fuck buddy Ezras boyfriend is called Toby.
>>57674605
the thought of her waddling through a busy airport screaming is hilarious
>>57674641
mistype i swear
>>57674624
dunno lol x
>>57674673
Nobody seems to and this problem sheet is due tomorrow.
>>57674624
Orcs wuz kings.
>toby turner
>>57674599
For a few days there was a pole posting in /brit/ about "british cuisine" so i posted that image and he got really butthurt
decided to post it as a thread and got a lot of delicious butthurt, and then the same again everytime i did it
Enjoying this playlist ngl
>>57674624
Yeah when Niron became independent
>>57674687
they were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated
a ruined and terrible form of life
now... perfected.
>>57674687
wasn't it corrupted elves or some shit
>>57674707
Good lad. Wonder if we have any laws like the yanks do about threatening government officials with assassination.
>>57674739
I need more detail than that for full marks
>>57674735
Saruman, mate, you're a life-saver
>>57674624
from like the mud in isengaard or something
>>57674707
good lad
>>57674721
cool playlist toby
>>57674707
I'm torn on these shtskins and degenerates. On the one hand they are scum and wouldn't even think twice about censoring anyone who has an opinion different to them, but on the other hand I believe in the right to free speech and I don't report people, ever.
I suppose I'm just a better person than them.
>>57674721
>Tame Impala
vurry good
>>57674721
>All My Friends
>Not by LCD Soundsystem
What a load of wank.
>>57674775
saved and reported
>>57674775
1, 3, 5, 7, 2, 4, 6
>>57674775
me in the middle
t. Toby
>>57674775
How do women rationalise bikinis while being annoyed if seen in underwear?
>FURIOUS migrants have turned against Angela Merkel en masse and are now BLAMING her for risking the lives of their children by luring them to Europe on false pretences
>Migrants who believed that they were being welcomed with open arms by Mrs Merkel have actually encountered barbed wire fences, riot police and increasingly hostile publics turning against them.
>One such woman is Mohibar Njar, who travelled with her husband and sons from Syria after handing over $7,000 (£5,000) to people smugglers.
>Asked how she felt about the German chancellor, she told Express.co.uk: "You open the door and then you close the door, why do you do this?
>"You said come to Germany and Europe and we will help you. Now we are miserable You said come. Now you don’t want us and we are stranded.
>"Why couldn’t you say no from the beginning?
getting slished
>manu - spurs delayed because the united bus is stuck in traffic
fucking hell
>>57674797
Threats of physical violence aren't covered by free speech.
*laughs hysterically at you*
>>57674910
Turns out beggars can be choosers after all.
>>57674910
read one, maybe two words of this
>>57674910
Imagine being German right now
THANK GOD we're an island
>>57674837
I have been threatened countless times and I'm not phased, it's just funposting. If we start censoring them then we end up down the slippery slope we find ourselves in now where people get jailed for saying words not on the government approved list.
I have to stick to my principles.
>>57674910
Merkel is doing this not because she thinks is is a good thing to do, she simply knows that Germans aren't having enough kids to prop up the pension pyramid scheme. If German women won't have kids, Merkel will rape the next generation of workers out of them.
She is genuinely evil.
>>57674910
>>"Why couldn’t you say no from the beginning?
this desu
>>57674927
To me they are. I have been threatened a hell of a lot of times. I just laugh at them.
It just creates a fucked up situation like the one we are in where thought crime is a real thing.