[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

/brit/


Thread replies: 374
Thread images: 79

File: smug.png (268KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
smug.png
268KB, 499x499px
On a scale from 1 to 10, how angry do rich kids make you? ...edition

>https://www.instagram.com/richkidsofinstagram/
>>
Maisie
>>
maisie
>>
quim
>>
>>57671911
>the estate
>>
Alright lads there's artistic gymnastics starting on BBC2 in just over 10 minutes and there WILL be some intense qt's on there so please watch ok thank you.
>>
File: 1452131524312.jpg (71KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1452131524312.jpg
71KB, 640x960px
our nige
>>
SAVE THE MEMES LAD
>>
>>57672185

Very

But I do get a good laugh because these mongs have basically cost loads of their parents to lose everytihng because police use it to track down tax evaders and as evidence they have loads of cash
>>
>>57672185
rich kids are the ultimate in envy inducing

rich adults usually had to waste their lives to get wealthy and dont get to enjoy the subtle parts of life or their youth

poor people have free time to enjoy more of life but not the material wealth

wealthy children literally have it all
>>
>>57672261

sssh
>>
File: disdainforplebs.jpg (43KB, 384x371px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
disdainforplebs.jpg
43KB, 384x371px
>>57671421
>>57671340
>>57671368
>flying economy
>>
>>57672185
why would it make me angry? bet they have down to earth parents that are proper disappointed at how tacky their money has made their kids
>>
NOVED
O
V
E
D
>>
>never speak to people from uni other than the odd "how are things" texts during breaks
>group chats on radio silence every break
>no-one ever sees each other outside of uni

Is this normal lids or are my uni m8s just a bunch of wankers? We don't really do much outside of going on nights out a few times a week at uni either.
>>
>>57672301
>bet they have down to earth parents
kek, the kids on that instagram page aren't the result of good parenting.
>>
File: crimestoppers.jpg (62KB, 678x382px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
crimestoppers.jpg
62KB, 678x382px
justice will be served
>>
File: 1431435086578.jpg (88KB, 599x672px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1431435086578.jpg
88KB, 599x672px
>>
>>57672318
>going on nights out a few times a week at uni either.


Can someone explain what going on 'nights out' actually is? Do you just go outside at night and walk around whilst drinking?
>>
>>57672318
Sounds like most of the people I know at uni apart from one to two desu
>>
>>57672318
definitely a bunch of dullards but in general uni isnt as much of a one big party as people imagine
>>
I am SICK TO DEATH of the STATE and their BUREAUCRACY

The BANKERS and their BONUSES

And BALANCING the BOOKS

Also, I feel like the BASTARDS in BRUSSELS are LITERALLY RAPING this great country and it's SOVEREIGNTY
>>
Addicted to wearing pink boxer shorts lads
>>
File: 1431435086577.jpg (129KB, 1237x670px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1431435086577.jpg
129KB, 1237x670px
>>57672385
good post
>>
friends

OMG IT WORKS
>>
>>57672354
you can be down to earth and fail at parenting due to time commitments
>>
>>57672185
Jealous

Even if I was rich I couldn't buy shit like loads of watches and super cars
Feels too decadent for me

>>57672282
>poor people have free time to enjoy more of life but not the material wealth

What are you on about?

Poor people have to work their arse off while rich kids can do whatever they like
>>
Lads imagine killing yourself , and knowing that once you do it there's no going back just the empty abyss of death
>>
>>57672395
plan to have a baby's benis inside me wife one day
>>
>>57672318
honestly you rarely have more than 1-2 friends who you actually ever do shit with
>>
just realised the girl I was out with last nigth invited me to stay over in hers and I said no and walked home lol

didnt clock on I mighta got a shag out of it until now
>>
rich people have no taste. everything they buy seems gaudy and tacky.
>>
just spent £7 on a small bowl of noodles
>>
Absolutely belting today lads, get some of this sun down yous
>>
File: 1460100163253.jpg (620KB, 1210x1707px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460100163253.jpg
620KB, 1210x1707px
>>57672400
Show us :3
>>
File: 1460258599340.gif (1MB, 245x245px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460258599340.gif
1MB, 245x245px
>>
>>57672363
what a crazy bitch

bet those poor kids thought they were going insane.

>>57672416
yeah, that could be the case.
>>
>>57672473

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>57672460
Just realised my dinner only cost £6 including a beer kek

wasn't small either
>>
>>57672424
Imagine dying of natural causes after living a pious life and spending eternity in the bosom of our Lord.
>>
amer isn't on the electoral roll (he doesn't exist)
>>
>>57672496
>>gif
>fuck off

fuck off
>>
>>57672505
Sounds like heaven.
>>
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes
Looking hard, but won't realize
That they will never see the P
>>
>>57672510
if he doesnt exist ive made myself look a right tit just now
>>
went to home bargains lads, the middle aged men stacking shelves in there look ready for the rope, imagine still working retail in your 40s or 50s, in a cheapo store no less
>>
>>57672424
would probably be just like before you were born
>>
I bought some truffles that melt in your mouth, my plan is to make them soft in my mouth and then kiss them into my gfs mouth and then get my tongue in there and play with it

good idea?
>>
>>57672521
There is only one true heaven
Gay heaven
>>
File: 1422932794926.png (731KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1422932794926.png
731KB, 499x499px
>will never get a (You)
>>
>>57672576
sounds bretty gross to me
>>
>>57672367
Pretty much exclusively pre-drinks then clubbing with this lot although we will every now and then go to spoons or st, I go to the SU bar with a my favourite couple of uni mates to have some beers and play pool p regularly though

>>57672368
Yeah it feels a lot like people have their one or two good mates they do literally everything with and the rest of the group are just for going out

>>57672377
>in general uni isnt as much of a one big party as people imagine
Idk people go out all the time and most of the days are spent with hungovers and that, just that my m8s don't do anything else outside of the 3 or 4 going out nights

>>57672430
Yeah I have this as well, but even with those guys outside of uni we don't do anything, one of them's p local to me as well although he goes on holiday literally all the time
>>
>>57672576
>getting your spit in someone else's mouth
normies smdh
>>
File: 742.jpg (222KB, 405x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
742.jpg
222KB, 405x720px
>>
>>57672550
"I'll just do it for a few years to save money for university, then I'll become a doctor or a lawyer"
>>
>>57672290

only been out socially with course mates like 4 times and I'm a second year

seems like most of the people still have their main social lives outside college

*reposts from the old thread because I'm a spastic*
>>
It is a fantasy of mine to run a small company and hold monthly dance competitions with my employees. There would be optional weekly dance lessons then once a month we each individually choreograph and perform a dance to a song of our choice. The winner gets free beers for the rest of the night.
Then at christmas we would choreograph a large group performance and perform it at a local festival for the town folk.
>>
>>57672550
Worked there whilst doing my A-levels lads.

Was very good as it made me appreciate what life would be like if I ever fucked up.

The sad part is most of them are content, they can't wait to spend their wages at the pub for a game of darts or whatever.

Home Bargains is proper grim to work for and everybody just assumes you're a moron even if it's just a part time job

bad times. Did nearly give myself diabetes buying shit after my shift though
>>
>>57672598
nice
>>57672606
nice
>>
Business idea: call up Codonas Amusement Park in Aberdeen asking for an employment reference for Ribena.
>>
File: IMG_20160410_144508.jpg (2MB, 3120x4160px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_20160410_144508.jpg
2MB, 3120x4160px
Going on a walk with the doggo lads
>>
>>57672622
stop saying these gross things you degenerate.
>>
>>57672185
1 - Seeing them show off to cover up their insecurity makes me kinda sad desu
>>
File: 4825045_lookbook.jpg (217KB, 960x719px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
4825045_lookbook.jpg
217KB, 960x719px
>Can someone explain what going on 'nights out' actually is?
>>
>>57672666
drinking
>>
>>57672605
>3 or 4 nights out a week

You are definitely in your first year. Prepare for hell lad
>>
File: Untitled.png (50KB, 697x290px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Untitled.png
50KB, 697x290px
Dear 57672597
>>
she's got bette davis eyes
>>
>>57672642

all that mud soon to be on your table. good work.
>>
>>57672641
rozzers will be well on the case by tomorrow dont you worry
>>
I'm Nip.
I love vagina.
>>
Bought three books from Oxfam bookstore. Just realise the authors are by coincidence Koestler, Kaku and Kurzweil
>>
>>57672185
>you will never find rich friends who splurge their money stupidly and will throw it at you for minor things and before they realise what's happened you've bought a house with the spare cash
>>
Imagine being a generic normie that only drinks himself to death with his friends instead of partaking in real hobbies, would much rather be a friendless NEET than live that existence tbqh.
>>
>>57672719
Nice
>>
>>57672473
Murica fuck yeah
>>
File: Batmando.jpg (36KB, 468x685px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Batmando.jpg
36KB, 468x685px
>>57672185
I would like rich people more if they used their money and power to go full Batman and clear the streets of crime.
>>
listening to my housemate talk to his mexican gf's family via skype. they dont speak English and he only speaks broken shitty Spanish.

pretty funny hearing him struggle.
>>
CHAT SHIT
>>
>>57672695
Nah I'm second year doing a pretty relaxed course at a banterous uni
>>
lads what do you think of the Five Star Movement? would you be up for something like that over here?
>>
File: bruh....png (438KB, 461x391px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
bruh....png
438KB, 461x391px
>>57672728
>there are people that actually get turned on by this image
>>
File: Weetabix.png (306KB, 627x435px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Weetabix.png
306KB, 627x435px
Eating Weetabix dipped in melted dark chocolate lads.
>>
>>57672728
Poopoo hahah
>>
>>57672747
That guy went to jail for that costume
>>
why hasn't this swede cunt been range banned yet
>>
>>57672771
Right fuck off you degenerate scum
>>
File: 1457706698883.jpg (106KB, 601x601px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1457706698883.jpg
106KB, 601x601px
>>57672699
dddfdfdfddfdfd
>>
>>57672715
Hope the detective is appreciative, the lazy cunt. Could have nabbed him a hundred times over by now if he had a bit of nous about him.
>>
>>57672771
rather loose stool there. she should see a doctor.
>>
>>57672282
But also if you started off poor you will enjoy having the material wealth more than somebody who's been rich their whole life
>>
File: 1450114107663.jpg (60KB, 720x588px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450114107663.jpg
60KB, 720x588px
>>57672385
seize the means of production and you will be free my lad
>>
File: 1455505931155.gif (1MB, 292x323px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1455505931155.gif
1MB, 292x323px
>>57672771
>>
>>57672771
Poopoo hahaha
>>
Leicester are going to lose the title
>>
Runting hell
>>
Murica out. God speed mods and all that good shit.
>>
>>57672808
provided copious archive links of the novel, his phishing campaign, his self harm, his death threats and even his weed purchases
even directed them to the extra flags github page in case the creator can help track him down
>>
>>57672815
Poopoo hahaha
>>
there's still no independent evidence that poleaboo is real
>>
>>57672836
They will win 1-0 again.
>>
>>57672844
that's only like £3,000 which is still a lot but nothing compared to some of the other shit on that instagram page.
>>
>>57672836
CHAT
>>
Can someone explain why this wouldn't work?

>to avoid inheritance tax "give" all your money to your child
>Make sure it's in a joint account both of you can access but they don't spend any until you're dead
>>
>>57672858
Poopoo hahaha
>>
>>57672844

poor soul, trapped in a vapid life of conspicuous consumption, always desperate to impress others
>>
feeling horny lads
>>
>>57672867
Hope he doesn't bring his plan forward
>>
File: 1460212572019.png (26KB, 861x758px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460212572019.png
26KB, 861x758px
>Leicester
>>
>>57672867

good job.
>>
>>57672893
Poopoo hahaha
>>
I wanna play sex.
Would you mind using your vagina?
>>
>>57672867
doing gods work anon
>>
File: Jamie-Vardy.jpg (319KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Jamie-Vardy.jpg
319KB, 2048x1536px
SHIT
>>
>>57672867

He's a character created by the same guy who played the UTV stalker character
>>
having a wank to every pic this swede is posting
>>
>swedes used to be vikings
what happened lads
>>
FOXES
O
X
E
S
>>
>>57672930
Poopoo hahaha
>>
>>57672906
you have to plan to die 7 years after you give them the money or the money is still hit with inheritance tax
>>
File: PANIC.jpg (10KB, 192x279px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
PANIC.jpg
10KB, 192x279px
>>57672749
Well fuck, since Trump s building the wall are the Mexicans trying to move to the next Anglo country, ours?
>>
>>57672185
worked in a warehouse that shipped clothing these people would buy and found it absolutely hilarious that the most hideous shit was sold the most, they're screaming for attention in every way possible
>>
if your parents don't make over £300,000 a year can you please fuck off to the povvo thread
>>
willies nappies wee poo
>>
>>57672968
Poopoo hahahaha
>>
>>57672971
He's not Swede, he's a shitskin
>>
File: What is this shit.png (251KB, 377x300px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
What is this shit.png
251KB, 377x300px
>>57672796
What?
>>
doing a dread
>>
File: 2016-03-28_205531.jpg (138KB, 632x354px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
2016-03-28_205531.jpg
138KB, 632x354px
FROG ISLAND LADS

WHO /LIFELONG/ HERE
>>
BANGED
>>
>>57672962
nah UTV guy was far more clinical and autistic
>>
I for one am SICK to DEATH of CAMERON and his BANKER MATES putting their TAXES into OFFSHORE TAX DODGING ACCOUNTS

yes I have a pension that invests in offshore companies BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT!
>>
>people actually think like this
>>
falling into an existential chasm
>>
>>57672968
post skin colour
>>
Loathe the working class tbqh.
>>
Degen anime sexual pictures are banned in the UK, therefore the swede should be banned from /brit/
>>
jamie vardys having a party
bring your vodka and your charlie
>>
>>57673046
yep all the way since 2015
so proud of how far we have come!
we can do it lads
>>
>look at that millionaire kick that ball! go millionaire go!
>>
>>57673087
I do get that buzz out of it 2bh.
>>
>>57672993
>good music
>good food
>attractive women
>hard working
>Strongly christian
>Traditional socially conservative values
>strong family values

ahh yes, that would be... terrible?
>>
File: mMEQwASB.jpg (32KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mMEQwASB.jpg
32KB, 400x400px
Gymnastics tbqh
>>
>football on a sunday
bit degenerate
>>
>>57673095
*drops you a rope*
>>
>>57673129
yanksheed
>>
File: cheating.jpg (215KB, 585x622px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
cheating.jpg
215KB, 585x622px
>>57673087

leftists behave in an identical fashion to hardcore religious lunatics
>>
>>57673134
>smelly
>cant speak english
>millions of them
>>
Detest the middle class tbph.
>>
>>57673138
>not watching footie

rasheed
>>
If the FASCISTIC and RACIST ARSEHOLES that are the BLOODY TORIES don't get the FUCK out of OUR PARLIAMENT there will be HELL to pay
>>
>>57673134
>unironically defending spaniard aztec mutant mutts
>>
detest the working and middle classes tbph
>>
Worried that one day I'll just snap like Peter
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7334134
http://strawpoll.me/7334134
>http://strawpoll.me/7334134
IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL
>http://strawpoll.me/7334134
http://strawpoll.me/7334134
http://strawpoll.me/7334134
>>
>>57672844

What's that in an actual relevant currency?
>>
File: image.jpg (28KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
28KB, 657x527px
YAW(Yanks Are Welcome)
>>
>>57673129

a millionaire created the device you are posting on 4chan from, so what? stop wealth shaming.
>>
can't stand dead people
>>
morning lids
>>
>>57673170
Better than the alternatives
>>
Where should I get my Foxes Never Quit tattoo? I'm thinking... gooch.
>>
>>57673134
Will fajita remove kebab?
>>
>>57673179
*dons V for Vendetta mask*
let's get to work
>>
>>57673202
foy
>>
File: IMG_20160410_144550.jpg (4MB, 3120x4160px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_20160410_144550.jpg
4MB, 3120x4160px
In a VERY degenerate museum lads
>>
>>57673219
morming
>>
>>57673194
as long as youre counting calories and it wont put you over then go for it m8
>>
File: cameron nazi.jpg (227KB, 588x613px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
cameron nazi.jpg
227KB, 588x613px
>>
>>57673219
morning petal
whats gwanin
>>
>>57673190
t. brazilian

>>57673192
t. under class
>>
Reposting my important strawpoll since it didn't get enough attention.

>http://strawpoll.me/7334134
>>
>>57673210
nor can they haha
>>
come on baby make hurt so good
>>
>>57673239
imagine the rank smell in that jar
>>
>>57673269
no, I'm not self-hating
>>
>>57673267
not much not much

mummy is packing my clothes up for tomorrow haha

knew she'd do it if i left it long enough

hbu?????
>>
>>57673286
yeah? well you're gross.
>>
>>57673256
Isn't this inciting violence? think he can get arrested for that first tweet
>>
>>57673297
gave a lengthy report on ribena to crimestoppers just now :p
>>
>>57673256
pretty sure this counts as a threat
>>
File: IMG_20160410_150506.jpg (2MB, 3000x2250px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_20160410_150506.jpg
2MB, 3000x2250px
>>57673293
Imagine the STDs in this one
>>
File: OwBoI.jpg (277KB, 1000x1333px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
OwBoI.jpg
277KB, 1000x1333px
>those poor bastards hanging out of the windows on the left

religion
of
peace
>>
>>57673322
very nice

wonder if they'll actually do anything about it haha
>>
File: Moon man mask.jpg (430KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Moon man mask.jpg
430KB, 750x750px
>>57673202
Moon man, Moon man can't you see
Yanks and burgers need to hang from trees
>>
File: 1408433247094.png (84KB, 275x229px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1408433247094.png
84KB, 275x229px
>>57673239
what the fuck m8
>>
>>57673348
at the very least i imagine theyll chase him up for ordering weed through tor and breaching his internet ban
genuinely cannot wait for a response desu, feel like the aussie wot reported the sheikh
>>
>>57673394
did you put your deets down?
>>
File: image.png (84KB, 291x294px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
84KB, 291x294px
>>
feeling an overwhelming sense of depression but no idea why
might be benzo night for me
>>
>>57673349
terrific post - NO - best post of the thread
>>
>>57673315

https://twitter.com/tay_guevara/status/649256325147422721
>>
>>57673358
You're the colour of the mess that the """"refugees""" leave your women in
>>
>>57673399
nah, crimestoppers is anonymous init
they even say they read over your report after receiving it to remove anything that identifies you before handing it to the relevant authorities
did make an account so they could get back to me and ask for additional info
>>
>>57673435
ah very impressive

would be funny to see something happen
>>
File: hehe.jpg (13KB, 388x260px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
hehe.jpg
13KB, 388x260px
found a new meme guys
>>
>>57673346
Me on the right.
>>
>>57673358
Good.

At least smegma has a purpose.

Poo just smells bad and makes you sick if you eat it.
>>
>>57673500
alri toby lmao
>>
kek is this like the 6th game in a row leciester are gonna win 1-0
>>
>>57673490
FFS Toby
>>
>>57673500
calcium, Toby
>>
>>57673550
7th*
>>
>>57673500
toBUScus
>>
>>57673568
t. Smeghead
>>
>>
>>57673593
>>57673562
>>57673554
>>57673549
what was it?
>>
breathing VERY heavily
>>
>>57673617
could see the spotify lad's username
>>
>>57673500
Oh shit Turner, you fucked up
>>
>>57673568
t. shitcunt
>>
File: Tay_Guerva.png (189KB, 576x387px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Tay_Guerva.png
189KB, 576x387px
>>57673422
literally Gertie the Gorilla from Noah's Island
>>
wahey friends lets smash it
>>
T O B Y
>>
>>57673500
hue
>>
>>57673346
>working in the world trade centre

they did a decent job of taking out 3,000 illuminati imo lad
>>
Delet this
>>
>>57673500
Twas fun!
>>
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>
File: alritoby.jpg (118KB, 1190x641px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
alritoby.jpg
118KB, 1190x641px
HMMM
>>
>>57673584
>in a row

think you're forgetting about the draw with west ham
>>
>>57673682
>anonymous mask in the 2nd profile picture

hmm
>>
best current spotify playlist?

going to do a walk along the thames later listening to it
>>
The fuck how quick was that
>>
>a new sheikh is reported
>a new mark davis is born
fantastic day all around
>>
Which character do you choose /brit/?
>>
someone post a screenshot of >>57673500 pls
>>
>>57673746
did a thing too
>>
>>57673754
3 looks like she can go fast
>>
>>57673714
fucking here christ >>57673756
>>
>look at me i took someones name off a picture i'm so clever

hurrrrrrrrr, autism
>>
>>57673682
Looks like the kind of shit-haired little wanker who'd listen to that dreck
>>
>>57673700
Memefication
>>
File: absurdmaverick.jpg (22KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
absurdmaverick.jpg
22KB, 400x400px
what's happening here lads?
>>
Do iPhone users get a "message seen" notice on messages they've sent to non-smartphones?
>>
>>
>>57673568
Hello, I am Crust E. Smegman, you called?
>>
>>57673756
use the fucking archive you spacker
>>
>>57673746

just be warned, you'll be expected to provide a formal statement to the cops and maybe even testify in court if he pleaded not guilty.
if this leads anywhere that is.
>>
>>57673766
>>
>>57673792
No
>>
>>57673682
looks underage as fuck

janny
>>
>>57673733
Wait, so is that nu-male the one who posted his Spotify profile?
>>
>>57673725
me at the bottom with no followers
>>
>>57673781
Damage control
>>
>>57673714
AND NOW I'VE FOUND ANOTHER CRUSH
THE LUSH LIFE'S GIVEN ME A RUSH
>>
>>57673804
not a problem
im an ardent champion of justice
get a free trip to aberdeen too
>>
>>57673801
cant be fucking arsed just post it
>>
>>57673754
Shortstump Steve. He has higher defence and the special down cut punch.
>>
>>57673874
install 4chan x then you spacke
>>
File: 1443734371568.png (242KB, 922x755px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1443734371568.png
242KB, 922x755px
>>
>>57673838
>Supported Liverpool in 2014
Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear. I see what's happening here Tobes.
>>
So everyone is reporting Ribena again? What did he do now?
>>
>>57673733
don't think thats him, think thats someone tagging him in their photo

reeks of underage
>>
just created some new spotify playlists lads
>>
File: 1450307595079.gif (2MB, 300x257px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450307595079.gif
2MB, 300x257px
TOBY
>>
File: image.png (839KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
839KB, 750x1334px
Are Toby
>>
>>57673913
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/57668052/#57669497
>>
File: toby.turner2.jpg (177KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
toby.turner2.jpg
177KB, 960x960px
https://www.fb.com/toby.turner2
>>
>In a relationship
FONT
>>
>The current year
>have a publicly available facebook profile
>>
>i'm unironically posting in a board with Toby

FONT FONT FONT
>>
oh shit toby you fucked it. sorry lad

>>57673839
ok good man. Fiat justitia
>>
okay boys going to spend my day watching a thing just need to decide which thing
>>
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
>>
Genuinely so easy to bait all you melts.

Toby Turner is just some random twat with a non-private profile I got from Facebook. I logged into my Spotify, shooped the name (look closely, the colour and font is different) and made sure it included the full name, then I just did a post which linked the name to a location so the profile was easy to find (lives in Bristol, so I posted about the Avon). Then I just deleted the picture quickly and posted an edited version.

I've done a few others in the past, I'm currently setting one up to the scale of Mark Davis, which wasn't me btw.
>>
>>57673974
His gf has a boys' name haha, what an arse
>>
>>57673974
nice to see that not everyone on /brit/ is a weird cunt like ribena
>>
>>57674010
hmmm
m
m
m
>>
File: foxes2.jpg (44KB, 605x495px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
foxes2.jpg
44KB, 605x495px
TEN POINTS CLEAR
>>
>>57674019
wow problematic shitlord much
>>
>>57673994

aw that is a cute pupper ngl
>>
>>57674010
Nice damage control Toby
>>
Horrible name
>>
>>57673994
JANNY THAT IMAGE IS NSFW
>>
File: Gurkha attack.jpg (9KB, 243x208px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Gurkha attack.jpg
9KB, 243x208px
>>57673944
>In a relationship
>>
>lad I knew from school reaches out to ask how I've been
>ignore him because I'm too embarrassed of my situation and how much of a loser I am
>feel bad about hurting his feelings by ignoring him
>>
File: (1)toby.turner2.png (135KB, 510x606px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
(1)toby.turner2.png
135KB, 510x606px
kek
>>
>>57673994
willy hehe
>>
>>57674039
>>57674052
>>57674063
Pawns, nothing but pawns in my game of chess
>>
>>57674095
you're on the wrong profile mate
>>
>tfw i live in bristol
>>
queke
>>
>>57674095
pretty sure this isn't true
>>
>>57674122
nah you are
>>
>>57674010
absolute bollocks
>>
Careful, lads.
>>
>>57673974
Ezra is more attractive than Toby 2bh.
>>
Do english and scottish people understand eachothers slang? Do they have their own slang?
>>
>>57674150

erm can you not use my flag please. thanks.
>>
>>57674183
no, everyone hates scottish ppl.
>>
>>57674183
@57674204
this

and the welsh
>>
>>57674183

every region has its own slang mate.
>>
>>57674108
Damn lad, I give it until tonight until someone posts a picture of himself hot gluing a picture of this bitch.
>>
based fucking vardy lads
>>
57674204
roach
>>
>>57674183
scottish "people" deliberately use stupid slang so that they cannot be understood
>>
>>57674151
It's easy, as long as you make the edit convincing then people fall for it every time, it's hard to resist doxxing someone when they make a mistake so people jump onto it really quickly.
>>
>>57674220

how long ago is 200 generations?
>>
File: Ancient idiots.jpg (49KB, 553x484px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Ancient idiots.jpg
49KB, 553x484px
>>57674150
Someone who accidentally doxed himself, but then his profile is that of a redditor nu-male with a gf.

He basically waved a red flag in front of the bull.
>>
File: 1458952823273s.jpg (7KB, 231x218px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458952823273s.jpg
7KB, 231x218px
>leicester will win the league
>derby will probably get promoted
>there's a chance forest will get relegated
>>
>>57673994
>that buppy benis

fugggg :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>>57674256
literal damage control

just admit you fucked up lmao
>>
>>57674291
nice meme x
>>
File: 5623987943543.jpg (28KB, 492x374px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
5623987943543.jpg
28KB, 492x374px
>He basically waved a red flag in front of the bull.
>>
>>57674256
>still trying to control the damage that's already been done
this is how i know you're lying ;^)
>>
baited so hard
>>
>>57674336
don't reply to the turbo normie.
>>
>>57674336
>>57674349
Can you really not tell the difference in the text
>>
File: 1460115537832.png (14KB, 364x322px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460115537832.png
14KB, 364x322px
>Next season Sunderland and Newcastle will both be in the championship while Boro are in the prem
>>
File: 0193214657.jpg (177KB, 1700x1734px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
0193214657.jpg
177KB, 1700x1734px
>>57674411
>and leicester will be reigning champions

what a time to be alive
>>
>>57673974
which one is toby
>>
>>57674376
I can tell it hasn't been photoshopped because of the way the pixels are.
>>
>>57674462
the guy taking the photo
>>
>>57674475
Good lad
>>
>>57674341
Does Ezra kiss your willy?
>>
>>57674459
>Leicester will play Barcelona in the Champions League final next year
>They'll win
>>
File: joy.gif (3MB, 350x192px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
joy.gif
3MB, 350x192px
>ywn be this happy
>>
>>57674462
the third one
>>
>i was just pretending to be a toby

classic toby damage control
>>
File: galareta11.jpg (120KB, 769x550px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
galareta11.jpg
120KB, 769x550px
>Have a gimmick thread i posted everyday for a few weeks
>Go to post it
>realise somebody else has already done it

very nice
>>
>>57674462
The gay looking one.
>>
File: 1447741721785.jpg (23KB, 492x301px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1447741721785.jpg
23KB, 492x301px
>>
>>57674564
what's a kebab shower
>>
guys what's your name?

Toby here
>>
can somebody msg Toby's normie gf for bants?
>>
>>57674549
What is with your Poland bullying?
>>
It annoys me that people pretend Susan Boyle isn't mentally ill / doesn't have significant brain problems.

>oh that wacky Susan Boyle has done something wacky again!
Yeah because she literally retarded i.e she has the brain of a small child.
>>
>>57674590
FOT

(fuck off toby)
>>
>>57674590
kev
>>
>>57674535
Hey, that's similar to my filename for that gif.

>Life is joy.gif

I really do hope I experience happiness like that in my lifetime though.
>>
Do you know how the orcs first came into being?
>>
>>57674564
>that 2nd comment
sounds like he went to the university of life
>>
always look on the brights side of life
>>
>>57674521
its the m50
delete this
>>
>>57674590
What a coincidence my fuck buddy Ezras boyfriend is called Toby.
>>
>>57674605
the thought of her waddling through a busy airport screaming is hilarious
>>
>>57674641
mistype i swear
>>
>>57674624
dunno lol x
>>
>>57674673
Nobody seems to and this problem sheet is due tomorrow.
>>
>>
>>57674624
Orcs wuz kings.
>>
>toby turner
>>
File: 1458516559264.jpg (243KB, 600x496px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458516559264.jpg
243KB, 600x496px
>>57674599
For a few days there was a pole posting in /brit/ about "british cuisine" so i posted that image and he got really butthurt

decided to post it as a thread and got a lot of delicious butthurt, and then the same again everytime i did it
>>
File: IMG_1938.png (677KB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_1938.png
677KB, 2560x1600px
Enjoying this playlist ngl
>>
>>57674624
Yeah when Niron became independent
>>
>>57674687
they were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated
a ruined and terrible form of life
now... perfected.
>>
>>57674687
wasn't it corrupted elves or some shit
>>
>>57674707
Good lad. Wonder if we have any laws like the yanks do about threatening government officials with assassination.
>>
>>57674739
I need more detail than that for full marks

>>57674735
Saruman, mate, you're a life-saver
>>
>>57674624
from like the mud in isengaard or something
>>
>>57674707
good lad
>>
>>57674721
cool playlist toby
>>
>>57674707
I'm torn on these shtskins and degenerates. On the one hand they are scum and wouldn't even think twice about censoring anyone who has an opinion different to them, but on the other hand I believe in the right to free speech and I don't report people, ever.

I suppose I'm just a better person than them.
>>
>>57674721
>Tame Impala
vurry good
>>
>>57674721
>All My Friends
>Not by LCD Soundsystem
What a load of wank.
>>
>>57674775
saved and reported
>>
>>57674775
1, 3, 5, 7, 2, 4, 6
>>
>>57674775
me in the middle
t. Toby
>>
>>57674775
How do women rationalise bikinis while being annoyed if seen in underwear?
>>
File: 1460288102958.jpg (19KB, 460x296px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460288102958.jpg
19KB, 460x296px
>FURIOUS migrants have turned against Angela Merkel en masse and are now BLAMING her for risking the lives of their children by luring them to Europe on false pretences
>Migrants who believed that they were being welcomed with open arms by Mrs Merkel have actually encountered barbed wire fences, riot police and increasingly hostile publics turning against them.
>One such woman is Mohibar Njar, who travelled with her husband and sons from Syria after handing over $7,000 (£5,000) to people smugglers.

>Asked how she felt about the German chancellor, she told Express.co.uk: "You open the door and then you close the door, why do you do this?

>"You said come to Germany and Europe and we will help you. Now we are miserable You said come. Now you don’t want us and we are stranded.

>"Why couldn’t you say no from the beginning?
>>
getting slished
>>
>manu - spurs delayed because the united bus is stuck in traffic

fucking hell
>>
>>57674797
Threats of physical violence aren't covered by free speech.
>>
*laughs hysterically at you*
>>
>>57674910
Turns out beggars can be choosers after all.
>>
File: 1459396789333.webm (740KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459396789333.webm
740KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>57674910
read one, maybe two words of this
>>
>>57674910
Imagine being German right now

THANK GOD we're an island
>>
>>57674997
>>57674997
>>57674997
>>
>>57674837
I have been threatened countless times and I'm not phased, it's just funposting. If we start censoring them then we end up down the slippery slope we find ourselves in now where people get jailed for saying words not on the government approved list.

I have to stick to my principles.
>>
>>57674910
Merkel is doing this not because she thinks is is a good thing to do, she simply knows that Germans aren't having enough kids to prop up the pension pyramid scheme. If German women won't have kids, Merkel will rape the next generation of workers out of them.

She is genuinely evil.
>>
>>57674910
>>"Why couldn’t you say no from the beginning?
this desu
>>
>>57674927
To me they are. I have been threatened a hell of a lot of times. I just laugh at them.

It just creates a fucked up situation like the one we are in where thought crime is a real thing.
Thread replies: 374
Thread images: 79
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK