Where's the evidence that six million Jews died?
rasheed
first
>>57670326
rorke
>the conservative and unionist party
>not conservative or unionist in the slightest
are nige
Poleaboo expresses his sympathies to all the miserable little people who want to bring him down before his accent to greatness
>>57670326
dunno census data or something
crayon pop
>>57670397
antisemitism is a leftie thing in current year m8 keep up
>>57670384
FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN GENERAL LEAF!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57670397
well everything i just listed is stuff the UK has lost. some areas are nice but it won't be getter better. all downhill from here.
Slovenia is also on my list of places to live in. For the same reasons.
The so-called Islamic State
>>57670438
not MI5 here, what do you mean by "accent to greatness"
>the labour party
>represents middle class lefties, foreigners and students instead of the working man
>>57670446
You're getting slow.
Muslim detected
>>57670465
oops, meant to reply to >>57670401
soz
>>57670479
The climax to his story, if you know his story, you can already see the ending
>>57670489
that must be why the working class across the North West vote for them
TFW you would've been first to post in a fresh thread but a leaf ruins it for you.
>>57670504
>Sweden
Rasheed
the so-called "conservative" party
>>57670532
skip to the end of the story already. no one cares about the boring middle bit.
>>57670532
the muh mines generation only has a couple of decades left at which point labour will be the paki party
>>57670495
nice
>>57670542
>Greater Manchester
Poleaboo hopes to see you at the mosque on Friday, brother
taken to only washing my hair with shampoo once a week and the rest of the time just rinsing it with cold water lads
hair looks incredible WEW
doing a poo atm
>>57670438
you mean ascent to greatness fucking mong
>the labour party represent the white working class in the north west
the so-called "funny and addictive" 4chan
Hmph!! Time to end this charade!
*unsheathes katana*
the so-called "commonwealth of australia"
>>57670566
Not like they're stupid enough to vote Conservative (like you)
>>57670573
I only live here, and not out of choice.
Actually from Kent
>>57670479
ascent
Gaining weight at an alarming rate since I got a French gf lads.
She puts ridiculous amounts of butter in everything.
Help.
Why did music peak in the 80s lads?
>>57670630
Walk on, NT
>>57670617
>pretending ukip don't exist
>>57670617
why would i vote for the so called "conservative" party
>>57670675
>UKIP
>the "labour" party
>the "conservative" party
>the "liberal" "democrats"
>the "green" party
>the "united kingdom" independence party
why are all our parties incorrectly named
>>57670699
is she right wing?
top boy is a fantastic show
compelling
>>57670709
ukip got us a referendum you cunt so dont know what youre chatting about
>>57670684
Because you mistakenly believe they more closely resemble the BNP than the Labour party
thinking of popping a molly before hitting the club with the lads
just thought i'd get some thoughts from the normie general of 4chan
cheers
>>57669052
Found this more amusing than I perhaps should have
the so-called "conservative" principles of the "conservative" party
>>57670647
hat
>>57670709
correctly name them
>>57670742
sounds ratchet
>>57670722
Ofcourse not
Do any women even come in this thread?
>>57670742
>molly
OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLkKdegrSYglA7zYJuzqeRQ/videos
>>57670789
kentqt
got to the fourth boss for the first time in enter the gungeon
feeling mighty chuffed
>>57670742
>molly
FOY
>>57670742
Don't drink too much water or you'll get water poisoning and die
hope you have fun
>when runts speak ill of UKIP
>>57670773
nah i taste tested it to make sure it was pure molly.
need an arab gf
gf asks me for pics but gets uncomfortable when I ask her for some
What's up with that ey
>>57670789
Poleaboo does consider himself trans-female
gonna go get a pie on a barm with pea wet, and chong on a biff
>>57670742
Is it pure and uncut like this baby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWggPLXeOkU
tune
>>57670826
nice, fire as fuck
OY VEY REMEMBER THE ELECTRIC INCINERATING FLOORS
>>57670745
No, I don't mean the presentations on stage, I'm talking those parts in a studio discussing the presentations, the people shout as they talk, just like when the credits roll on your TV, they shout while they talk to advertise another programme.
Everyone on American TV shouts while they talk and it's fucking annoying.
just had a wank to this, hope these girls are over 18 hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K850A6vG0-k
>>57670709
>The "Scottish" National Party
>Plaid "Cymru"
>>57670849
umm, pretty sure that's meth... molly is brown :s
Poleaboo needs to start making a list of jobs he "applied" to for tomorrow
>>57670841
I wish that paki would die. then again, I guess it doesn't really matter as he will never infect the gene pool anyway.
>>57670770
>correctly name them
>the paki and cultural marxist establishment party
>the neo liberal snob establishment party
>the irrelevant party
>the government subsidiaries and weed lmao party
>the thatcherite we're not nationalists honest party
>>57670881
ISIS freedom fighter
>>57670827
Arab gf? FUCK YOU!
Indian gf? FUCK YES!
Arabs are all Rasheeds no matter how much they pretend otherwise
>>57670881
Literally reporting you to the DWP as we speak
oops! i just dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong
>>57670770
labour only cares about dole monkeys and pakis
conservatives aren't conservative
lib dems are neither liberal nor democrat
greens would be awful for the environment
ukip will only have independence for england
>>57670914
indian gf would be nice too
>>57670878
Pathetic. You clearly have no fucking idea
>>57670849
t. breaking bad qualified chemist
nice thread lids, really top-shelf work you've done here
>>57670903
the thatcherite we're not nationalists honest party gets my vote
>have interpals open in another tab
>always seen to get a message even if I'm not browsing
hm
>>57670789
The few attention whores /int/ has had over the years like yankgrill and FWG all confirmed that they hate coming to /brit/ because of the lad culture.
The way I see it, there are 3 things that make a person desirable
1. Physical
2. Intelligence
3. Social
I'm ugly so I don't have the physical aspect. I'm thick as fuck so I don't have the intelligence. I have social anxiety and I'm also an absolute cunt anyway, so I don't even have the social.
Should I just kill myself? There's honestly no point in me carrying on, as a human I am worthless
>>57670918
>snitch
you really are a vile little cretin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0WMYCtOqeU
fire
Would absolutely smash her lads
>>57670936
What happened to that guy that took what he thought was molly and it ended up making him shake uncontrollably? Did he get better.
He was on the news a bit back.
>>57670983
Poleaboo feels all he has is Physical
It gives him a chance with girls but he can't capitalise on the opportunities
>>57670983
>Should I just kill myself
for what purpose? may as well go mental first
>>57670983
You forgot number 4. Kindness. :^)
>>57670862
It's astonishing that anyone believes the holohaux, the "evidence" is like something out of a Saturday morning cartoon villains world domination list.
>>57671027
>all he has is Physical
we've all seen your photo you troglodyte
>>57670878
lol
>>57670983
:3
>>57670983
Same
Would be your friend desu
>>57671002
>>57670953
Too much degeneracy, not enough yank bashing.
>>57670881
don't get this post
>>57671049
>troglodyte
chortling
>>57670862
>>57670862
>a "current" of millions of volts
what am i reading
>>57671049
>Giving a fuck about some autistic white bois opinion
>>57670862
this is actually from a james bond book right?
>>57670903
Who do you vote for?
So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die
aaaooooooohhhaaaaaaaaooo
having a curry to cure my hangover lads
>>57671072
You the type of nigga that wants to keep fire molly illegal. Disgraceful really.
>>57670983
If I hit 40 and I don't' see myself doing anything other than living to work and working to live, I'm going to end it right there
>>57671074
You never been on NEETbux?
When you sign on you need to show you work coach the jobs you applied to
going to get myself a yank gf lads
Going to swoon them with my southern accent
>>57671014
He probably ded, sad that, dont know whether it was bad gear or just his own reaction
>>57671093
>white boi
m8...
>>57670903
I don't think those names are very sensible.
>>57670862
you'd like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaNljiodguw&nohtml5=False
>>57671092
tbf from the picture of polaeboo lookeswise he is fairly average, wouldn't think twice if I saw him at uni
>So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
>>57671118
very very good song and a very underrated band but I have to do my obligatory
>spends over 1000 pounds travelling to Tokyo, a trip most people dream of
>spends all his time on tinder + /brit/
classic
>>57671115
the thatcherite we're not nationalists honest party
not that i care much for thatcher economics but i want out of the eu
Imagine having a pretty korean gf
I reckon that Beethoven bloke is going places lads
>>57671130
tfw scouser but can do a convincing gravelley RP accent to fool the yanks
they just think you are irish when you speak scouse anyway
sometimes even scousers argue with me and say am not scouse and it hurts my feelings
>>57671143
what would you name them? i think its pretty accurate
>>57671189
t-tomorrow will be different
going to universal studio and then hard rock cafe after if I can control my autism
>unironically says 'boi'
>unironically says 'snitches get stitches'
bit scared of this so-called poleaboo desu
>>57671259
thought you were in Japan not yankland mate.
>>57671201
Imagine having a hunky gay porn star bf
>>57670418
lel
been in the old thread for over 100 posts lol
Do I need a passport to go to gibraltar from the UK lads?
>>57671263
i thought he was an arab or whatever, not black.
>>57671189
also I'm in osaka at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5NQ-0Ubfs&nohtml5=False
cannot stop picking bangers
soon i'll need some mash to balance it out ahaha
>spends over 1000 pounds travelling to Tokyo, a trip most people dream of
>spends his time on tinder + /brit/
>time not spent on tinder + /brit/ he spends in The Hard Rock Cafe and Universal Studios
honestly what the fuck is this melt doing, may as well have just gone to London
>>57671189
He is a pathetic creature, ain't he?
At least when Poleaboo went to Paris, he took in the sights, only going on 4chan at night
>>57671263
>unironically says "paki"
>unironically says the Polish girls and university were right
Don;t fear you, just hate you
>>57671304
yes
>>57671271
http://www.usj.co.jp/e/universal-cool-japan2016/
>>57671340
>over 1000 pounds
is that supposed to be a lot? is it really that cheap?
i want to go to tokyo too
>>57671238
probably a plastic scouser.
Lemme guess, St Helens or maybe Earlstown?
I'm actually from Dartford in Kent, so I've got a proper accent
>>57671332
that seems like a very irresponsible garage, those women aren't wearing safety equipment
I bet they aren't even unionised
>>57670983
Actually the primary thing that makes men desirable is *status*.
What makes that up depends on the society.
>>57671345
Its night now you spacker
yesterday I was out during the day pretty much the whole time, and the whole of today until about 4:30
was posting on my phone as a I went about though
>>57671381
hop on a plane m8. meet you there on the 20th
>>57671340
why do you keep posting this
are you jealous
>>57670496
was busy
>>57671340
honestly i was just thinking this, SAD
>>57671368
thats just for the flights senpai, my brother went there for 2 weeks and it cost him £5k
>>57671368
that 1000 pounds is based purely on hotels and flights which were £1400 total, but I don't know how much he's got spending money
from the sounds of it about £30 on account of the fact he's done fuck all but sit in his room
>>57671397
see you at the shibuya crossing
Support this if i'm honest
>>57671397
>until about 4:30
Damn, what a party animal. Friday and Saturday night, go to some fucking bars and clubs.
>>57671014
>https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30181958/party-drugs-ruined-my-life-man-shares-confronting-video-showing-how-ecstasy-affected-his-body/
If you're talking about that guy he was lying:
http://imgur.com/gallery/YgizL/new
>>57671397
>yesterday I was out during the day pretty much the whole time, and the whole of today until about 4:30
wow, mummy is so proud of you!
>>57671383
no, actual scouse actually lived in liverpool my entire life. I just know how to speak properly because I'm actually educated
>>57671399
yeah, I've always wanted to go to Japan and I just think it's shame he's spending his time in such a beautiful country in his meme hotel posting on /brit/
just think he's wasting his money Tbh
>>57671427
>39% oppose
How?
>>57671451
pakis
aching for a gf lads
I'm in Osaka
Osaka
not Tokyo
Osaka
Also going to hard rock cafe is a traditional thing I do with my dad, doing it in his memory innit
>>57671434
don't club normally and don't have much desire to here either
>>57671422
Okay
>>57671451
>>57671451
rest are undecided
wait, is the spacker staying in one of those capsule hotels? fucking hell hahah
>scottish labour
>>57671434
>you have to go to a pub/club to have a good time
wrap up you fucking pleb
>>57671451
Old people
>>57671486
yeah mate, he's seeing the real Japan! :)
>>57671449
I have social anxiety (inb4 memes) and I'm struggling to adapt in what are normally difficult situations for me anyway
don't care, taking it at my own pace
>>57671435
So, he's still fucked up but took way more than what he said.
>>57671486
i stayed in ur mums capsule last night
>>57671478
go hiking or something dickhead
dat fucking nature they have there and you aint even enjoying it you deserve a smack
>>57671451
old farts
>>57670326
me when I doubt your claims
>>57671486
is that a bad thing?
business plan: go on a holiday overseas and post on /brit/ all day everyday
>>57671486
>>57671514
not in a capsule hotel either you idiots
thats in kyoto, was my only option because of dates
>>57671528
thats what I did today
>>57671488
>green
uggggh
>>57671497
No, but you go there to get some fanny.
>>57671514
fuck me, I was looking at going to Tokyo this and I wouldn't touch one of those hotels with a 10ft barge pole There's a nice Great Western right in the centre
>>57671516
yeah but mate come on, universal studios and the hard rock cafe? you could see those anywhere
>>57671451
old cunts
>>57671516
been trying to build myself up to do a bit of travelling for two years now
your ballsy enough just to go imo, especially on ya own
bought 9 tins of custard for later
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0&nohtml5=False
>>57671528
>dat fucking nature
>>57671581
give us one
>>57671565
you should have gone into STA and booked one of those Japan train tours
>I have social anxiety (inb4 memes) and I'm struggling to adapt in what are normally difficult situations for me anyway
knew he was a kpop sperg
>>57671517
yeah i don't really know how he's doing these days, I'm looking at his facebook feed now and he seems pretty normal though.
https://www.fb.com/jordan.hurdes
start work experience at chester zoo tomorrow
job centre said i had to go or they'd sanction me bennies
am i going to be scooping up monkey shit all day? do they have lions there? hope i get to feed them
>>57671575
can't see kyarys ride anywhere
and as I said in anotehr post, hard rock cafe is a family tradiiton
>>57671577
exactly, its my first holiday on my own and I'm only 19, literally the first thing i've done like this
today was the first time I've eaten out on my own except in airports
I only book holidays at Kuoni
time for a super sunday spliff me thinks
>>57671567
>picking up club slags
Yeah, no thanks.
>being jealous of someone else getting to travel and not doing exactly what you'd do
Sad!
>>57671590
>enjoying nature is reddit
literally just kill yourself
>>57671615
DOXXED
Hail Satan
>>57671627
>hard rock cafe is a family tradiiton
>he links videos or articles
>>57671627
only bantering you lad haha
I'm trying to go for Autumn this year, when prices are nicer.
>>57671639
Saying ''dat'' is reddit you twelve year old cretin
My anus is pulsating. How are you?
Fuck niggers
>>57671615
stop complaining you lucky cunt
I couldnt even get a position volunteering there and I have a BIO degree
haha
>>57671627
good lad, wish i had the balls to go away on my own desu
cant even go shopping without wanting to die h-haha
>>57671648
hail hydra
The next thread OP is going to be terrible and there is NOTHING you will be able to do about it
hehe...
>>57671644
please no
>>57671677
haha, students are so arrogant
stay jelly
>>57671627
but mate, travelling is all about getting out of your comfort zone
I don't know how wealthy you are but Japan is a once in a lifetime trip for many people and you're spending it doing things you could do in London
I just don't want you to look back on all this money you've spent and regret it
>>57671655
got shirts from london, amsterdam, rome, florida, san fransico, dubai, all over the fucking place
not letting dad down
>>57671669
no it isn't you pleb
>>57671690
>have degree
>student
u what m8
me after I had a poop and ponder where the atoms of feces will be in a million years
>parents offer to pay for one trip anywhere in the world
>"nah I don't think so..."
>they just put the money into my index fund
I don't think I can overstate how boring I am
>>57671724
in my anus hole
>>57671677
>job centre lad goes there when he doesn't want to
>you tried to get experience but couldn't
reminds me of that inbetweeners episode where neil does work experience at a newspaper office
>>57671707
how tacky
what should i wank to lads?
>>57671517
:-)
>>57671761
gay scat
>>57671695
I don't understand what you mean
Universal studio is reasonably unique, yes I guess its probably a yank thing but I'm doing cultural and walking things too
I'm a bit annoyed because I didn't have any friends that could come with me, you're right I would be enjoying it more.
Not regretting it though. I am going to force myself to at least one club night in tokyo so theres that
If you like the majority of porn then you are a NORM
IE
>>57671761
girls pissing compilations
>>57671761
http://xhamster.com/movies/4254676/girl_fucked_by_xl_dragon_dildo_chance.html
>>57671761
https://soundgasm.net/u/ohtwocount/Late-Night-with-Dad
>>57671683
Hail bob
>Brush teeth twice daily and use mouthwash
>Moisturise every morning on my face and neck
>Use healthy natural shampoo for my hair, nothing perfumed or whatever
What else can I do to look after my general little bits and bobs lads?
I've noticed since moisturising I basically look about 5 times better than I used to, it's really weird how much difference it makes
>>57671761
gilfs
Have you ever said you don't like Islam IRL?
I'd get crucified if I did it around here
>>57671799
Are you gonna get absolutely wankered before you go in there?
>>57671761
you people who smoke for years sometimes get that hole in their neck that helps them breath. wank to those holes getting fucked
>>57671807
normie
>>57671826
Drink at least 2 litres of water per day.
>>57671807
>current year
>watching porn
>>57671734
>nan gave me £10,000 on my 18th
>parent's gave me £2,500
>completely unexpected
>now 20
>still have £12,000
gonna be honest here, my peepee is hardening
>>57671836
no because it's illegal for me to drink
should've waited a month, didn't realise when I booked
Will get a little drunk but don't want to get arrested
>>57671707
But dad's dead. Also I don't see nyc there
>>57671830
yeh say it all the time. its a dangerous ideology.
>>57671830
yeah not ashamed to either, idiots might think that makes you a racist but w/e
toxic, restrictive ideology
>>57671869
Oh that's a bit shitty
>>57671867
So is mine lad.
>>57671846
Also something I do.
Bring a refillable flask to work and drink 500ml every two hours
>I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
What else can I do to look after my general little bits and bobs lads?
I've noticed since doing this I basically look about 5 times better than I used to, it's really weird how much difference it makes
Absolutely FUMING lads
>some old smack head cunt lives near me
>always see her
>I'm the only person on the estate that treats her like a human
>I'd talk to her, give her cigs, sometimes bread/milk/sugar etc if she was running low
>standing outside a shop waiting for my mate
>she comes over to me
>give her a cig and talk a bit
>suddenly she bends down and scurries into the shop
>think nothing of it
>get to the pub
>reach into my pocket
>no wallet
I must've dropped my wallet outside the shop when I was talking to that smack head and she picked it up and bought fucking alcohol with it. What a fucking cunt, can you believe that shit? I know she stole it because she NEVER has money and I saw her come out with like 2 bottles of vodka, but I didn't think anything of it at the time. Thieving bitch.
>>57671897
Rasheed
>>57671871
Didn't go to new york because my nan got really ill at the time actually
>>57671881
it's fucking weird
I couldn't get x11 to load, not really surprised. Microsoft should just let me run KDE on Windows 2bh
