god save the queen edition
crayon pop
give me a gf
our nige
>>57674976
tbf i did just copy and paste it all from another thread
![[brit] for brits.png](https://i.imgur.com/8Zxsrip.png "[brit] for brits.png")
Vote UKIP
miuq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na360I-dfXg
>>57675038
Didn't read this
>>57675057
>no counterchanged st patrick's saltire
trash it
>>57674997
>tfw your mum makes you give a bath to your black stepdad
Doing a watch
any of you lads seen "Nathan For You"?
slags
that toby turner stuff is depressing
can't believe the utter wankstains that infest us these days, very sad
>>57675129
>>57675129
so sad!
putting the hat on
>>57675129
So sad!
>>57675129
iktfb
You've been rused you fucking melts
Average british classroom in 20 years
>>57675142
>>57675153
it's a sad sad situation
If they can afford £5000 to pay a smuggler why not just like get on a plane and pretend to be tourist lmao
>>57675175
preferable to the pakis
>>57675129
yeah it's bretty tragic
>>57675175
better than pakis and niggers
>>57675086
is that UOE colchester
>>57675175
not a looker in the bunch
>first time going to the job centre in 4 weeks
How many jobs does Poleaboo have to show his work coach to satisfy him?
Got 13 so far, I guess 24 would be logical
taking the hat off
>>57675175
>separate desks
yank tier, its supposed to be tables grouped together
>>57675228
t. can't see the girl at the front
![Nathan.For.You.S01E02.720p.HDTV.x264-LMAO.mkv_snapshot_02.50_[2015.11.28_00.43.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ND2DKyR.jpg "Nathan.For.You.S01E02.720p.HDTV.x264-LMAO.mkv_snapshot_02.50_[2015.11.28_00.43.17].jpg")
>>57675089
Yes. One of the best shows ever made tbf
>>57675179
We won't give them a visa
Either that or they claim they're fleeing the government and are so recognisable they can't go back. Which is hard to claim when you just went through an airport
>>57675030
cute
>>57675175
anime in real life
soon
>>57675218
>>57675202
rorke
>>57675231
There aren't any jobs where you're headed lad
memeify me on the so sad! meme
maisie
reminder that poleaboo does not exist on the electoral roll
>>57675273
thanks for the compliment
>>57675248
not a looker in the bunch
>>57675231
Really depends on how much the person you meet with likes you if I'm honest
>>57675283
It's Trumpspeak
>>57675175
better than white pigs
>>57675270
>markets sink as trade war looms
accurate
>>57675283
Donald Trump often ends tweets with it
>>57675222
Nah Loughborough someone
>>57674997
where have you been
might put the hat on again in a minute
>>57675247
well they were occupied by them
>>57675301
where did you look
>>57675175
>incredibly insular island nation with a restricted gene pool breeds generations of horribly ugly inbred mutants
hmm where have I heard this story before?
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4007881
lol
Hello laddies
The big news from White Hart Lane is that kick-off has been delayed by half-an-hour until 16:30 BST because the Manchester United coach is stuck in traffic.
dont reply to him
>>57675356
didn't realise china was an island tbf
>>57675268
oh dare oh dare
>>57675367
white culture? it would be a good idea
>>57675372
bit young lad
>>57675367
Dear oh dear
They've got a point though, there's no such thing as "white people culture"
this is pretty much the most fire Spotify playlist at the moment
>>57675339
did a bit of a dying over the last few days, should be alright now though
>>57675367
>white culture is so ingrained, widespread and far reaching that it's just considered "the norm" and isn't even noticed
>>57675437
>Marques Brownlee
all me
Kirsty Gallacher is GOAT
>>57675393
It's Japan; there's hiragana on the water bottle at the front and visible katakana on the blackboard at the back.
Also all the people are Japanese, so there's that.
>/brit/ gets married
>>57675459
would like to see more of this cummy tummy
>>57675439
get well soon x
>>57675459
Is she the one who accidentally posted a booby on instagram?
>>57675467
nah they're chinese, i can tell because of the chinese people in the picture
How to not be a shit driver:
- Just because you indicate doesn't give you the right to pull into my lane.
- If you can't pull out without making me slow down then don't pull the fuck out.
- I don't care what the speedlimit is, it's called the fast lane for a reason people driving slow in the fast lane cause accidents so stay out.
- When the light turns amber that means speed up so we can get over the line before it changes, it does not mean stop while I'm behind you.
>>57675502
>That glance at 0:12 where she realised she fucked up and had genuinely pissed him off
>>57675412
I don't want to fug her anyway desu
>>57675447
This
"Debauchery definition"= excessive indulgence in sex, alcohol or drugs""
Most white folks live up to that, whatever their social class, so don't say that's the chav minority" haha
>spotify
>>57675367
>Modern English white culture is about multiculturalism and being open, friendly, and equal to people of all races. This is something not seen as much in other cultures, such as Asian and Black culture where foreigners can be seen negatively rather than positively in nearly every case. Sure, things in England were very different in the past, but this is our current culture.
>>57675546
You sound like a shit driver.
>>57675502
Stupid bitch treating her husband like a baby, my girlfriend does shit like this all the time and it pisses me off
>>57675367
>Modern English white culture is about multiculturalism and being open, friendly, and equal to people of all races. This is something not seen as much in other cultures, such as Asian and Black culture where foreigners can be seen negatively rather than positively in nearly every case. Sure, things in England were very different in the past, but this is our current culture.
>>57675593
all me
>>57675459
photo must be 10 years old by now
>>57675629
>>57675614
multi culti mind
>>57675546
All fine except the last point. Depends entirely on context of the situation.
>>57675576
>she realised she fucked up and had genuinely pissed him off
More like she realised she fucked up by marrying a complete cunt who has no problem embarrassing her and belittling her in front of all her friends and family on her 'special day'.
>>57675521
thanks la
*becoming tired*
*opens eyes fully*
Ah better
>Thestudentroom
>>57675683
open ur bp
how do I get a positive friend
want some fred perry polos
Voting UKIP in the police ad crime comissioner elections even though i'm a lib dem party member
>>57675675
>Act like a self-entitled spoiled little brat that tries to embarrass the man on his 'special day'
>Surprised when you're treated like one and embarrassed on your 'special day'
You're whiteknighting for a webm lad.
>>57675725
you looking for a poz daddy to bug ur neghole? u in London sweetie?
>snapchat in shower with bottom of photo basically cutting off right above her nipples (dfc so no cleavage)
what exactly did she mean by this?
*reports you to police for saying mean things about muslims*
fucking howling
https://fb.com/BreitbartLondon/videos/1745764755659737/
>>57675735
reported to Timothy farron
>>57675785
swedish cuisine
apparently this will cost £50,000 a ticket, balloon takes you to 20 miles altitude, might start saving
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_View_Enterprises
>>57675766
track name? can hear it's based off the "life could" break
>>57675735
bizarre
>>57675743
Actually I'm a huge fedora-tier misogynist, redpilled MGTOW. But in that particular webm, the guy is in the wrong and acting like a prick. She teased him twice, playfully and he flipped his shit and made a fool of himself. If she had done something like pushed his face into the cake or something then maybe, but nah.
>>57675785
here we go
>>57675582
j line is better desu
>>57675639
She still looks amazing
>>57675766
why are leftists so based
>>57675858
>As a...
Concern trolls are embarrassing.
>>57675804
Le science xD
>>57675708
Not bent
This Swede has a catastrophic level of autism
>>57675735
>the lib dems
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
>>57675766
are these the kind of idiots that listen to grime?
>men going their own way
>tfw the nigger plague has reached my town
Race war soon pls
PLS
>>57675868
This the grand national winner?
>>57675926
it's dnb you spacker
MIG-TOW
>>57675766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ISsojpbwwc
youtube versions for you ALs
>>57675839
no idea desu
>>57675926
nah
>>57675954
its jungle mate
>>57675954
actually it's ragga jungle
haha lads oops
Are the admins asleep or something?
>>57676009
good lad
>>57675889
Yeah bro you've foiled my plans I'm actually a deep-cover false flagger and I've been planted in this general for 6+ months now as part of a concentrated effort by the Allied Whiteknights of Male Feminism to slide this particular forum to the left. Fuck I better report back to headquarters that my cover has been blown by the super-sleuth that is you.
>>57675954
spacker
>>57675968
>>57676040
So you admit it? Excellent.
>>57675684
all good advice
>>57675997
>>57676003
nah mate tempo and break pattern is definitely dnb moreso than jungle
plenty of dnb with ragga lyrics
>>57676024
>admins
>>57676098
takes one to know one
>>57676142
hush your gums you wasteman or i will batter you
>>57676046
absolute torsion wrench
>>57675129
Get fucked.
>Le no gf meme
>Le so alone meme
Grow up.
Do you think 4chan will still be here in 30 or 40 years? will you be posting then if you're still alive? I probably will.
>>57676093
It's literally a really famous jungle track, i've heard it loads of times at jungle nights. literally nothing about it is dnb
>>57676249
hope i killed myself by then if i would still think of 4chan
starting a new genre of music mixing extremist islamic propaganda and breakbeat, calling it raqqa jungle
me
>>57676264
sounds nothing like jungle
>>57676287
Why?
Glad my taxes are going towards utterly useless janitors
>>57676367
how does that work?
>>57675367
That youngmetro faggot is why the country is so fucked.
>>57676049
Hnnnnng, is she from Birmingham
>>57676305
Feminized men make me sick
>>57676360
except that it sounds exactly like jungle in every respect
absolute palaeoanthropus
>>57676383
don't plan on being here the rest of my life really
Ojo is having a shocker
would you please stop posting nonces in our threads?
kthxbye
>>57676415
from an absolute standpoint sure, given the similarities between jungle and dnb, but on the jungle-dnb spectrum it's way to the dnb side
>>57676459
did the man not kick the ball?
WAKE UP JANNY
no (You)s for my witty post
i'm wasted on you mindless rorkes
>>57676491
No he keeps falling over
Might buy a DE safety razor lads. What do you reckon?
>>57675129
literally who?
>>57676514
did that thing were you blow out your nose instead of really laugh then scrolled past 2bh
>>57676591
FONC
poster number 57676533
kindly fuck off back to /g/ you insufferable cretinous melt
Just ignore the autistic Swede next time.
>female housemate left her clothes in the dryer
>Take them out to put my stuff in
>Start cooking chips in deep fat fryer
>Her clothes smell like grease now
>>57676237
gb2 normiebook norminton
THANK YOU JANNY
>>57676628
I meant to say /b/ but you get the idea
>>57676487
You could argue any drum n bass song is jungle, it's the same bpm and the same percussion arrangement. but the song playing when the mc is singing informa is a famous jungle tune, a really old one at that, before dropping a dubstep tune at 27 secs
>i don't know the difference between jungle and dnb
>>57675858
Fedoras are the manginas, you redditor faggot.
>>57676613
No you fuck off back to plebbit
>>57676595
thanks bruh xx
>>57676657
This doesn't even make sense. I think you've left a few steps out.
>>57676687
you're funny aren't you?
>>57676716
it makes sense
daily reminder lads:
jungle ≈ drum n bass
>>57676687
Clearly you don't if you thought it was a dnb song lol
go see can I get some food
haha, that swede sure showed us!!
>>57676698
If I said I was MGTOW without also calling myself a fedora then I would have been fedora'd by someone.
>>57676305
tbf dave is fairly big, reckon he'd heem this twat
Currently listening to some jazz-infused avant garde post-ironic dark techstep 2-step jungle breakbeat
are they playing fucking star wars music on the footie?
fucking cretins
>>57676407
After reverse image searching his photo and seeing his twitter page, he is a racist nigger and he posts that same black that gets spammed here.
I know you're here youngmetro.
>>57676687
you've made that pretty clear i think m8
you will never witness a historic event
>>57676820
Didn't think jews like films.
>>57676767
CZed
junglist massive
>>57676874
WIGGITY WICK WIGGY
JUNGLE IS MASSIVE
>>57676793
That's retarded because it is a contradiction. Fedoras were made to mock the manginas and reddit was the one who got shitter shattered about it and flipped it.
It is one of the most obvious ways to tell who is a redditor and who is an oldfag.
>>57676836
I saw the full solar eclipse
>>57676686
>>57676767
>>57676825
it may be advertised as a jungle track but it does not have the qualities of jungle compared to dnb
>>57676852
more??
>>57676852
>gif
fuck off
>>57676898
>he didn't see the last solar eclipse
>>57676836
>He didn't watch 9/11 as it happened
How young are you?
>>57676836
Watch Leicester City vs Swansea City, 24 April, King Power Stadium.
>>57676920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K850A6vG0-k
What did you want to be growing up lads?
Did you achieve it?
>Scientist
>No
me in the middle
God bless the parish of Wing
>>57676767
quite nice numerals lad
>>57676990
>architect
>no
>>57676990
>special operations soldier
>no
>>57676978
I obviously meant in person you fucking spastic
>>57676990
Wanted to be dead by 29. Age: 31.
Failed.
>>57677019
how long until the majestic septuples?
>>57677036
>I obviously meant something I didn't say
Good job lad.
>>57676990
billionaire neet
half
When you're on your period, and stand up after sitting for a long time, only to feel a massive gush of blood exit your vag. It's very hard to maintain a nonchalant facial expression when internally you're thinking "MOTHER OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T OVERFLOW BEFORE I CAN FIND A TOILET".
just came loads
>>57677051
Can someone explain this to me? New to /brit/
>>57676990
Journalist. No.
>>57677101
Are you a billionaire?
>>57676990
Paleontologist. I ended up going into IT instead.
>>57676897
Alright well congratulations on "being and oldfag" and being able to pat yourself on the back identifying redditors. Feel free to reply to this post if you want but I won't be continuing this conversation.
>>57677092
so did you phone 999 to tell them you "witnessed" the brussels bombings? you could be called to testify since you're a witness after all. dickhead.
are paul
>>57677137
if only
>>57676990
Her boyfriend.
For a short time I did.
>>57677177
good luck on your gsces paul m8
>>57676990
scientist
not yet
>>57677151
>being and oldfag
nice one you idiot
Poleaboo had a dream about the girls from the flat for the first time in months. They begged and pleaded for him to come back, it was so real and vivid he thinks there might to be more to it than just a dream.
>Alright well congratulations on "being and oldfag" and being able to pat yourself on the back identifying redditors. Feel free to reply to this post if you want but I won't be continuing this conversation.
Who else fucking DESPISES the LAD Bible?
It's so fucking leftie now, makes me feel sick
https://youtu.be/UJxip423AZ8
https://soundcloud.com/finnfoxell/seasons-tedy-hinson
https://youtu.be/G55cJrUs9VM
https://youtu.be/hNzaGYWk3Bg
https://youtu.be/Alo7U0S_VPU
posting some things and stuff
>>57677277
stop looking at it a year ago
Reminder that all "british" muslims believe you should be murdered for drawing a cartoon of muhammed (pigs be upon him)
>>57676990
Kind of. I wanted to do research and I'm working my way up to this.
Keep courage.
>>57677024
>>57677030
>>57677052
>>57677101
>>57677129
>>57677147
>>57677224
(You) for your troubles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG5TrVOU0Ug
an absolute fucking monster of a tune.
>>57677168
I didn't watch the Brussel Bombings as they happened. You've done yourself there lad.
just woke up lads, what's the Op?
The other day I was moist down there and I stuck my hand in my pants to investigate whether I was bleeding, pissed myself, or just wet. Usually I figure out by pulling my hand out of my pants after and inspecting what comes up on my fingers.
>>57677367
thanks mate
>>57677315
>all
hope you don't believe this lad
>>57677315
>>57677378
You saw them on TV from another country, same as 9/11, you didn't witness them
>>57677399
The OP is "god save the queen" and a picture of Cara.
14 yo sister is listening to stormzy baka
>>57677399
Alright our Toby.
