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Are hat edition
some of you will be virgins forever
cara and crayon a shit
debating whether to go for 100% completion in red dead redemption
Dublin YES
some of you will be virgins forever
/brit/ gibraltar meetup when?
i have lots of sex
>>57668039
Look how bloody cool they were! Bunch of cool bastards.
do you lads prefer cumming in or on your gf?
>>57668110
>howtoreallyfuckuptraffic.jpg
>aus OP
gr8888
fuck off to your own threads man fucking hell..
anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
tune
>>57668125
I'd cum in but I don't want to be a dad
There are so many fucking yanks in Richmond now holy shit I can't take it
How are they ALL so fucking loud and annoying?
>anon do you think jamal will like this dress?
https://twitter.com/commieslut
how old is she?
>>57668140
kill yourself
>>57668110
wish i lived somewhere warm if i'm honest
can feel the heat just looking at this pic
>>57668085
Prove it.
>>57668158
....errrr m8
>>57668158
>his gf isn't on the pill
for what purpose?
sick of being so much smarter than everyone else
its such a burden
Just sat in the dark singing Irish revel songs with my cat lmao this is what my life has come to
>its another /brit/ does genetics episode
as someone with an actual masters in genetics I fucking hate you dickheads
>>57668116
>Using 4chan
>Having lots of sex
Pick only one
>>57668110
They use a tunnel now.
>>57668202
she is but I'm not risking it for a biscuit
Morning lads
>unironically uses fedoras as a defence mechanism when you lose
just gas yourself
>its another /brit/ does politics episode
as the leader of the opposition i fucking hate you dickheads
it's amazing how suddenly things can change
>>57668193
*holds up a mirror*
>>57668179
Ah yes, very impressive
>>57668240
yeah actually been pulling out recently
>Pretends to be a geneticist on a Chinese cartoon website
>Says selective breeding, therefore all of our current farming crops and livestock as well as GMO, aren't real
right
can't verify my fucking phone number for tinder
might have to reactivate my actual facebook
ffs
>>57668110
Who designed this airport what the fuck? Why don't they just have a big ramp?
>>57668224
I guess that works too.
>a black politician
Ah yes very progressive
>>57668222
>i believe in eugenics
fuck off worm
>>unironically uses fedoras as a defence mechanism when you lose
>
>just gas yourself
>>57668284
cant you verify by text
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgYg_ktRdE
The Strokes should have done a - very cool - suicide pact after Is This It
>>57668207
that is actually fucking astounding my god she is 2 years younger than me
>right
>can't verify my fucking phone number for tinder
>might have to reactivate my actual facebook
>ffs
>>57668304
thats the point
for some reason my phone isn't connecting to a network, possibly due to the data sim I have in (have a dual sim card phone)
Vapid leftist cultural marxists
FUCKING REPLY TO ME
>>57668253
>>57668222
>>57668300
I am correct here and no matter how much you try and bully me you will never change my mind
go get laid
want Aisha to destroy my bollocks
︃>︃>57668347
Simmer down their lad.
>>57668343
Business idea: Don't become as degenerate as this and by the time I'm older I'll be considered a manly man
How do birds and shit survive in the winter? Like, in the middle of winter it is fucking COLD and they're so small.
>>57668224
source?
>>57668286
creasing at this picture
Calling people out on edgy opinions has been a tradition on the chons for eons, if you don't like it then you need to go back
>>57668336
peak
>>57668366
>I am correct here and no matter how much you try and bully me you will never change my mind
>go get laid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22hF0qHSE5c
spoke too soon, reset the access point and now its working
>>57668179
This bitch has some serious problems.
>>57668347
good boy. have some (you)
>>57668343
he needs to seriously consider suicide
>>57668288
LMAO where did you get this?
>>57668390
>>57668390
they migrate you divvy
lots of them do die though, A cold winter is particularly tough on things like starlings
>>57668288
this can't be real haha
>>57668388
>>57668417
It's a "transman"
>>57668283
genetics are racist
>>57668402
Think he is gay and has aspergers
swiping right like a madman lads
>>57668407
how do you mean?
>>57668426
SOME migrate, but not all.
https://youtu.be/41DuLEA4cmA
>tfw
>>57668462
the latter
fuck me what a chaboon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ488QrqGE4
>>57668288
I like how he appears to be holding back laughter
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/burger-king-staff-tricked-into-smashing-store-windows-to-relieve-pressure-a6977031.html
>>57668470
Good lad
>gorgeous day
>was gonna go out on bike
>oh wait, I have to work tonight
>event coming up that I really wanted to go to
>some nice fanny will be there and free shit
>oh wait, I have to fucking work on those 2 days
Why does work fuck everything up?
>>57668482
no the ones that are here in the winter generally just migrated from further up north
desu tho english winters arent even that cold you are just a pussy
>>57668539
>says the mong who has to work sunday nights
Picti desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed2kIvx0QFY&nohtml5=False
>>57668391
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibraltar_International_Airport#New_road_access
They use both a tunnel and a new dual carriageway at the end of the runway but leave the road intact for emergency use.
>>57668388
huge fan of twitter for making me look more masculine than i really am
Wish I still had my full foreskin to b quite honest with you
>>57668470
Post fittest Jap slags
birds = tough
you = pussy
>>57668539
Wagecuck problems
>>57668539
>working sunday night
lol
THE CHASE!!!!! DADADADADA
>>57668539
>event coming up that I really wanted to go to
>some nice fanny will be there and free shit
FUCK OFF
>>57668542
You're wrong, I know a guy from Poland who says that winters here feel just as cold as winters in Poland.
According to him the air is much more crisp over there so it doesn't feel as cold but over here it's cold and also very damp so feels so much colder than what it is.
currently not having a wank
>>57668402
The Oculus went to shit once kikebook bought them out.
A reminder that they cancelled the stripclub simulator and have banned anything not family friendly.
Polite reminder to anyone angry at Cameron
If you have ever bought goods outside the UK or online from a company outside the UK because the same good is more expensive in the UK, you are as bad as Cameron
>>57668604
How long has the Chase being going on? Anne Hegerty looks quite young there.
>>57668562
>>57668599
Shift work, gotta love it.
wonder if my mate will let me use his address for darkweb deliveries in exchange for a sample of the product
just finished my fourth wank
yes that's right, my FOURTH consecutive wankaroo of the day
>>57668629
>I know a guy from Poland who says that winters here feel just as cold as winters in Poland.
utter bullshit stopped reading there
do you even know about the gulf stream
we havn't even had a relatively cold winter in about 5 years you absolute fart
>A reminder that they cancelled the stripclub simulator
>>57668677
Just order yourself
not long till aus posters go to bed, hopefully.
>>57668697
oh my fucking god
now this
THIS is pure degeneracy
>thinks winters in britain are cold
cannot imagine being this much of a fanny desu
>>57668700
I'll be here for another 3 hours or so
depends on how I feel
>>57668650
David cameron didn't directly do anything wrong, but he did benefit from his father's tax avoidance
>>57668516
>Minnesota
Ah yes, very impressive.
fuck me theres so many with like anime style edited pictures
fucking weird desu
will post when I have swiped right some more
found out a family member who is a huge weeb bought a trump hat
fucking nonce
>>57668694
Have you ever been to Poland? Probably not. When was the last time you left the house.
I trust the word of someone I know and trust over some guy spouting shit on a Taiwanese cartoon board.
Obviously the temp isn't as cold, but it feels just as cold due to the damp. The reason it doesn't feel as cold over there is because the moisture in the air is non-existent due to it freezing off, but over here it isn't quite cold enough to make it freeze.
>>57668723
it always amuses me when coons and pakis are still in winter coats and hats in april
in the mood for a poo
these fucking teenage communist cunts on twitter are genuinely pissing me off with all their 'unite ireland', 'liberate NI', 'chocky ar la' shite when they don't even fucking live here
The best gimmicks are those only done once or twice a month
>>57668447
>>57668418
Its edited. He is real. Local elections though.
If you don't live for something, you'll die for nothing?
>>57668697
Every second I look at this picture it reveals more degeneracy.
>>57668764
whats wrong with trump
>inb4 hes racist for not wanting to be bombed by muslims
>>57668798
about 6 hours ago you prat
actually was out with some chick getting shitfaced last night
>waa waaa it feeels cold
you are A FUCKING PUSSY
now shut it
>>57668168
We're not all loud and annoying. But I'll still drink all your beer and try to fuck your gf. Good morning from across the pond. :)
>>57668812
>getting annoyed at the political opinions of literal girls
howling
what does superlike do again lads?
>>57668812
it's just another "Free Palestine" type thing for them
>>57668168
There are yanks in sausages?
How do you pronounce 'alri'?
'all-ree' or all-rye'?
>>57668836
twilight plush
nappy on the plush
hello kitty underwear
nappy on the bloke
probably thinks he's a child or something but it just makes him look like a sexual predator
>>57668868
When you're swiping it comes up with "name has superliked you" then if you match there is a little blue symbol next to their name
>>57668812
i wouldn't get worked up over it, they don't know what they're talking about and are probably just trying to piss off their parents
>>57668868
It sends whoever you superliked a notification telling them and when they come across you your profile is blue so they know you've already liked them before they swipe.
bit gay iah
>>57668812
They always support the "oppressed"
The "oppressed" are always inherently good
>>57668857
you literally are
the concept of indoors voice is non existent to yanks
I had to sit in the same room as a Canadian girl for a few hours and it was fucking awful, me and my m8 genuinely had to cover our ears at times
>>57668925
never been in the situation where i've had to say it out louad
>>57668850
>now shut it
You wanna fucking go, cunt?
>>57668925
The one that sounds like 'alright' obviously you fucking retard
I for one welcome our new Islamic masters
>>57668942
>>57668936
hmm
don't like it
won't be using it
>>57668857
In reality you will have a shandy and then pass out singing the stars and stripes forever while vomiting on your large belly and pissing yourself from your mutilated "dick".
>>57668842
don't mind trump but his autistic weeb fanbase needs to go
>>57668925
l1ike alright without the ght
>>57668965
I know this is the internet but I would knock you the fuck out, tried and tested boxer me 2bh havnt lost a fight in about 3 years
>>57668927
I can't help but wonder if it is some sort of jewish degeneracy or if it is a new type of mental illness taking the form of degeneracy.
>>57668288
Hey look at Murica with their black leader. Wait is that a black jew?
>10 degrees out
>I can't help but wonder if it is some sort of jewish degeneracy or if it is a new type of mental illness taking the form of degeneracy.
neck still hurts from the other week when i tried to hang myself
>>57669013
the lattter, I think
the mlp """"""""""""fanbsase""""""""" is pure disgusting
>>57669012
Don't make me laugh, mate.
You'd be on your arse before you threw your first punch.
when I was t the pub watching the fight las night some girl kept touching me as she walked past and put a hat on my head at one point
totally ignored her haha
>>57668955
The worst is when you torrent something and it has been ripped from yank TV.
Good lord the credits always have someone doing a voice over to advertise something else and they, without fail, do this annoying shout talking.
I remember once I saw a stream for E3 once and every single one of the presenters was doing the same shout talking, it pissed me off to no end.
>>57669055
Poleaboo doesn't judge them, if they're happy then that's great
It's not easy to find happiness in this crazy world
>>57669070
She was taking the piss out of you. Attractive girls in groups like to intimidate ugly freaks by way of sexual innuendo etc.
>>57668971
Excellent source you have there
>>57668971
the argument the political class are making is that a wife obeying their husband was something mainstream here 50 years ago or so
whilst conveniently ignoring 1/3 of them being okay with keeping more than one wife and 1/20 being up for a good old fashioned stoning
Me irl
>>57669066
ok meet me at the bombed out church then
>>57669108
but am good looking m8
get better girls than her fairly often
Hmm
Ran out of people it seems
>>57669109
its all over the newspapers and sunday political shows you shut-in
>>57669103
Sure, it's fine with them liking a show, but so long as they keep it to themselves
which they aren't doing
>>57669123
Where is that shit hole? Liverpool?
I'm from Sheffield, not some degenerate town.
Remember, if you feel depressed you can always meet up with people on 4chan. Maybe go to a few gigs or even travel to Austria.
>>57669183
moana, you make me moana haha
>>57669119
Hey sanic
he says roodypoop in this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaYa1bSCg_A&nohtml5=False
jSlags
>>57669108
Poleaboo was kissed by a crazy white girl in his class during dinner time in highschool
She and her friends ran off giggling
We were 12 at the time, I believe
She eventually got expelled for slashing some guy with a blade from a pencil sharpner
Didn't enjoy the kiss due to her having just come back from smoking
i havent washed my hair since i was 15
Just like my animes
>>57669208
>sheffield
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wipes tears*
ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
genuinely laughing
>>57669252
wash yourself my man
>>57669157
Sure thing mate
>>57669252
Poleaboo showers every single day
stop talking in third person
>>57669229
>>57669272
Wew lad
>>57669208
meet me outside taco bell just off west street
>>57669229
>fishnet stockings
very noice
actually prefer slightly greasy hair, (not too much) over perfectly clean freshly shampooed hair
>>57669287
wow, finally something about you that isn't completely vile
Bored as hell, lads. BORED AS HELL. I feel like I'm gonna cry, I'm so bored!
A sobering thing happened while holding my cat tonight.
Her name's Meg and she's a pretty tough nut, but only in that she won't let anything stop her being a friendly and cute. Things like squinting her eyes when you scratch her head or, little things like that. I always thought it was a very inspirational personality, not letting life get you down.
Meg's dying of kidney failure at the moment and probably won't last the month and tonight I carried her into my room to sit on my lap.
We walked past a mirror and looked into it for a moment while I scratched her cheek. Her expression didn't change a bit. I scratched her head a little but again, no change, nothing. I look into the mirror and my cat has a thousand yard stare. She's weak and emaciated but seeing 17 years of optimism disappear in an instant changed something. I could deal with my cat dying, but not her spirit.
business idea:
become a prolific """"""""""games journalist""""""""", wait for EA to offer me cash for a good review, record the conversation and oust them
sheffield is nice
This one I don't even know desu
take me back to sunny southwell
Poleaboos wallpaper
>>57669340
Hook me up with a job in Nippon where I don't need to speak moon
business idea:
accept cash for a good review, casually mention halfway through the review how i was paid for it, and upload it in dead yank hours so they have 6 hours before finding out
>>57669375
Ah yes, Sheffield
Oh man I'm gonna fuck everything up tomorrow and still be NEET. Fuck this shit.
>>57669385
me in the middle
>>57669375
LOLL
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57668955
Mate this was fucking gold. However you're only right half the time and it really depends on the situation. We're yanks so whatever we do is fucking awesome and we have to let everyone know about our awesome shenanigans with our loud banter. Shit you not come to a comic book shop or an internet cafe in the states and it's a different story.
>>57669385
What a terrible anime, ditch it
>>57669385
Naoko is alright
tempted to use Tinder but I don't want to encounter any of my Facebook friends on it
>>57669331
Gross
sister said i look like spike spiegel. i had no idea she was a weeaboo
http://www.dailystormer.com/african-invader-running-for-sinn-fin-in-next-irish-election/
haha
>>57669428
dont think japs would ever hire a damaged ugly walking turd like you pal
lel
business idea: at 2am break into her house, stab her to death, flee and then the next day go to the university, stab the dean to death and then just go HAM in the main foyer
hi
>>57669452
>We're yanks so whatever we do is fucking awesome
>>57669463
Pathetic. If you encounter them then they are also using it. It's normie as fuck. All of your single friends will be in it. It isn't weird
>>57669467
Bebop is a normie anime lad
>>57669364
even if this happened nothing would change
EA have a stranglehold and idiots wont stop buying their games
business idea: show >>57669497 to the scottish police
>>57669437
me in the middle
>dailystormer.com
>>57669510
alri
>>57668976
Actually I'll try to sink a fifth of Jameson and pass out with about and 8th of it left. True story.
back from trip to Melbourne
read James Joyce on a roof top terrace and almost had sex but didn't
>>57669489
Fuck off
I know the reason you're so cruel to me is because you're so obviously inferior so you're trying to talk me down, convince other people, if not yourself that there is someone somewhere worthless than you
>>57669515
>he doesn't play Fifa
How bizarre
>>57669514
'bebop' haha what are you mate, a robot?
beep boop bop
>>57668325
>Palestine flag
Why can't sinn feiners just hate brits like in the good old days
Now they take the Arab cock instead
>maxresdefault
What do you lads even have to offer a woman?
>>57669544
If the sex was almost with a dude that's pretty Melbourne.
>>57669550
>>57669550
have fifa 15 which I got 2nd hand for 4 quid
>>57669520
Snitches get stitches, little bitch
literally pains me to come back from a /brit/ hiatus to the same boring incessant half-politics posting
find a better hobby
>>57669566
my heart ;_;
>>57669566
a willy and a lot of 10 yen coins
>>57669566
money, and that's about it
>>57669547
lol if you say so tomato nose
>57669595
what do you think happens to pakis in jail
>>57669584
When in Rome lad ;^)
>>57669566
I think I'd be an alright bf. Just need to find a gf
Hmmmmm
>>57669595
snitches actually get thanked by crimestoppers and continue with their lives after reading the results of your trial on local news websites
>>57668179
RIGHTIES BTFO
>>57669594
I bought 3 full priced copies of the last fifa lmao, one for our student house, one for my home and then one because I lost my home one
>>57669566
Wealth tbqh.
I just want a woman to take to social functions and to bear my children and not sleep around with other men.
>>57669566
an ugly face
>400GB of movies, TV shows and anime that I will almost certainly never watch again
tempted to delete a lot of stuff 2bh
>>57669566
An eternity of torment
i have never known the touch of a woman lads
>>57669566
My vast intellect
>ah yes, despite being too poor and young to ever benefit from the policies of the Fascist Party of Great Britain (also known as the Conservative Party) I will STILL vote for and defend them!
>>57669324
You can't get from shitty liverpool to west street in 30 minutes, nobhead.
>>57669566
Shame
>>57669623
We're basically demi-gods, all the white boipussy we can rape
>>57669653
You're clearly not working class, nonces, the wealthy and snitches are the axis of evil
>>57669693
>An eternity of torment
>>57669566
the real question is, what do women have to offer me, a man that has everything, power, money, intelligence, a wicked sense of humour
and the answer is nothing as women are all mere insects
Remember this, lads
haha
which one
>>57669093
Capitolism at work lads. Oi how's rent compared to hourly wages on your side?
have a butchers at the state of r/unitedkingdom lads
people losing their shit over this Cameron thing, pure jealousy
>>57669719
Doubt the boipussy in prison is very good... or very white.
Post your doggo
>>57669658
Did you get that from her twitter? Has the confused button man been stolen by reddit or something?
>>57669767
>immigration
>Post your doggo
>>57669767
regicide
>>57669705
that wasn't me and liverpool is objectively OBJECTIVELY better than sheffield in every conceivable way you worthless runt
sheffield is just another nomark shithole that no one gives a fuck about
>>57669767
Harassment is probably the best approximation from that list.
>>57669767
cybercrime
rape/sexual offenses
terrorism
assault (because he's assaulting this thread with this posts)/harassment
throw an immigration in there too la
>>57669793
>letting your dog on the table
>on the table where you eat
very impressive
>>57669763
it was pretty funny how people pretended to care about video game reviews
>>57669793
Dildo chairs
>>57669793
Very handsome
>>57669767
Environment crime, I pissed on a Swan,
>>57669840
Nobody eats on the table lmao
>>57669793
>letting a filthy mutt on the table
working class cretin fuck off
>>57669042
That guy in the background like "the fook is this"
>>57669695
You don't masturbate?
>>57669355
didnt read lol
Might get out of bed lads
amer lives in rochdale right?
>>57669859
its still being covered in mud and shit from wherever your dog has walked recently.
>>57669848
Ahh yes
>>57669862
fuck off newyank
>>57669784
The majority of the prison population is white, you moron
But despite their overwhelming numbers they are well and truly cucked by us pakis, it's in their nature
>>57669804
>muh sekrit club!
Yes, it's from her twitter
>>57669697
Memorising the McDonalds Pound saver menu doesn't count as a vast intellect, Ken.
>you're out of likes
why didn't any one tell me about this
genocide northerners
>>57669782
they all seem to be agreeing that gifting money to your children before you die to avoid tax is a standard practice tbqh
is there anyone that hasnt done this?
might do your mum
>you'll never be born as british
>you'll never have centuries of wonderful history to be proud of
>you'll never have the satisfaction that the most capable and smartest of your poeople have contributed more to the modern world than any other nation
why even live
>tfw no right wing gf
gf cooks really well lads
>>57669894
you should tell them that he used to work at a theme park type thing in Aberdeen. might aid them in their search to identify him.
>>57669934
Good goy, better shell out some money for more likes
>>57669894
yes
I wonder if the extra flags developer would divulge ribena's IP address to the rozzers if we told him he was using his extension to discuss plans to commit acts of terror.
>>57669763
I don't think anyone in the world has a more punchable face than Zoey Quinn.
>>57669894
Amer Hussain, Rochdale, yes
>>57669934
m8 I don't even have Tinder and even I know they changed it so you only have X amount of likes per day and you need to pay if you want more.
need my head bashed in with a cricket bat
reminder that Aisha got rejected by Oxford but it doesn't matter anyway because she's smart enough to get in and besides Oxford is inherently elitist and based off of white knowledge which is a tool used by capitalists to subjugate marginalised voices in society
Looking through facebook posts from years ago, fucking Kekk why was everyone such fresh cunts
>>57668976
And that mutilated dick is all because of a pediatrician turned cereal maker who said it would keep men from masturbating. He actually recommended the same for women. Well joke's on him cause now I can't feel my dick all that much which means I can fuck your girlfriend that much longer.
>>57669836
>>57669767
Die in hell
Buckinghamshire and Ontario are added to Poleaboos enemy flags list
>Enemies
Bucks
Devon
Ontario
>Friend
Mercia
Nova Scotia
Herfordshire
West Midlands
Greater Manchester
Essex
>>57669887
Don't bother. Theres's nothing to get up for.
>>57669658
fuck me lad, been looking for this picture for ages
Australia is the most powerful Anglo country
>>57669941
croatia is a better country at this point.
your nation is on my list of places to potentially move to.
>>57669763
Been to Five Guys in Bluewater, overpriced as hell
>>57669934
Now you have to wait to see if any gooks want your willy
>>57670002
Hi Pakiboo, Essex here
fuck off we aren't makes you little paki cretin
>>57670002
im mercia you thick twat
>>57669965
is she right wing?
>>57670010
Yeah I bet you've been to plenty of guys mate
>>57669771
Exceptionally low, living in London is out of the question if you work there and the commuter towns are slowly becoming too expensive to live as well.
But going back to my point, why do American TV presenters shout while they talk? It gave me a headache waiting to see the next E3 blunder.
Literally most people I know say they would hop over to Australia given half the chance
>>57669962
>>57669969
Cunts
>>57670002
I am still not your friend, and I never will be
remove me from that list
>>57670025
how long does it take before I should consider seppuku
>>57670010
bender
>>57670002
bit glad you can't build a bomb with a blast radius that's this far otherwise i'd be sweating bullets
The so-called Labour party
>>57670002
could you add me (and all other Yorkshire posters) to the enemy list please, we all hate you
>>57670002
>>57670031
This isn't Essex btw, I'm Essex
>>57670035
fuck off reddit I will kick your shit in
>>57670002
Devon hates you too
>le ironic snitching
bullied these lot in school lmao
look at all that slap lads
it's like she's put it on with a trowel
her eyebrows have got a fucking wordart fade
>>57670055
I doubt it, the plebs entire lives are trapped on this island
>>57670070
No, I'm Essex
>>57670035
But we're friends? Why did you change your flag?
>>57670062
What's your normal flag?
>>57669658
lefties redefining rape to include drunken sex and not giving written consent and 1 in 4 north african men admitting to having raped arent mutually exclusive
>>57670007
Indeed, Britain's last days are getting closer, every day, only a matter of time till they sink.
Meanwhile Australia sails into a sea of hope and prosperity
>>57670070
I'm from Southend, I'm the real Essex you're probably some little Frinton-On-Sea wasteman fuck off
>>57669959
looks disgusting
don't know how anyone can find fair skin, blue eyes, and light brown hair attractive
all I need in my life is a woman with really dark skin, really dark eyes and black hair. She would be perfect
and of course something covering her hair
and something covering her skin
and something covering her face
then she would be perfect
>>57670062
Dunno really, have had matches from girls I swiped right on like 2 weeks after I did
Guess it depends how quickly they open tinder and whatever algorithm tinder uses decides to put your face in front of them
>>57670098
I'm thinking about how I can live in the US 2bh. The most likely way is to wed a yank girl, not too bad of an idea
>>57670094
*goes back to posting ktwats8
>>57670094
is she right wing?
>>57670009
what, why on earth would you think that
this place is pretty much a greece 2.0
>>57670094
she wears it to make herself feel good not for your pleasure you fucking shitlord
>>57670107
Hertfordshire you freakish cunt
university of aberdeen?
>>57670107
mercia flag broke
never been your friend
>>57669840
>not giving your dog a dogbowl at the table so he can eat dinner with the family
Are Brits a really this inhumane to animals?
>>57670094
lmao I kissed a girl like this recently
always nearly vomit when I think about it I hate piercings
>>57669918
It's cultural appropriation to use the mentally ill lefties "logic".
Fucking paki.
>>57670158
fuck Kpop spergs
>>57670002
I'm not a flag fag but I am in Lancashire and I hate you
Will Big Dave resign lads?
>>57670142
>I'm from Southend
more like BELLEND
hahahahaha
>>57670177
But you said you cared about me?
>>57670142
reddit I will knock you the fuck out given half the chance
>>57670174
HERTS MENTIONED
>>57670214
i care about your life and thus want to prevent your murder-suicide by reporting you to the authorities
>>57670208
hope not
>>57670208
yes, hoisted by his own petard
>>57670213
what's a bellend
>the liberal democrats
>not liberal or democratic in the slightest
>>57670166
>nice weather
>nice people
>hot girls
>nice culture
>nice mix of influences from Italy and balkan cultures
>strong national identity
>dont like mudshits
sounds better than here 2bh lad. dont care about money either.
>>57670178
dogs eat second. pack hierarchy
>>57670195
oh, forgot, Linconshire is probably a friend
>>57670237
They literally give you 20+ years for even thinking about this shit
>>57669998
Yes, every spoon full of cornflakes has that yank numb dick taste.
PS your dead dick actually increases your chance of developing premature ejaculation.
>>57669913
You cheeky cunt. Fook you britfag. Have fun blowin your China.
>>57670269
explain how they arent democratic
>>57670274
Think you should just fuck off to the arctic, should be plenty white for you
People think i can't possibly be funny merely because I don't tell jokes - in reality, jokes I make would go over everyone's head.
I've tried! Oh believe me, I've tried... But when I attempt to be lighthearted and witty it's usually banter too nuanced for the general population to appreciate.
It's hard being stuck in your own brain.
>>57670277
clever, wearing a cowboy hat and putting the word "burger" in her profile to attract beta provider yanks
>>57670002
Manchester mentioned.
>>57670269
Pretty sure they are democratic
>>57670269
the so-called "liberal democrats"
god there's a lot more flags recently
>>57670277
>farm burger
wut
>>57670333
>3 3s
good lad
and stop associating with plebs
>>57670319
Nice
>>57670274
what's so bad in Britain that you want to move here?
at least Slovenia is a more sane economical option
i'm not kidding when I say we're on the road to being bankrupt
>>57670137
>Using logic on lefties
It is a religion to them so nothing you say can break their indoctrination.
>>57670178
>Having a room dedicated to eating
Either fat cunt or millionaire.
Alri?
>>57670401
nothing particularly bad about britain its just boring and futureless, life as a young man here really is soul crushing
>>57670094
>her
>she
>>57670052
Because it's about the only time they have our attention we usually record things so we fast forward or just catch it online. Btw in Murica rent is stupid high like higher than giraffes pussy and wages are super low like 8 to 10 an hour which is like 6 to 8 quid an hour and rent is like 1000 dollars a month (new york) which is like 1150-1200 pounds. I'd like to live in London or Guildshire (guitar shop I like is in the area) what would a good paying job be in those areas that could afford to live in either of those places?
>>57670052
Oh about the shouting I thought you meant the ads uh well E3 is a massive presentation in like a concert like venue so there's a lot of air to fill and the mic and pa system apparently only do so much
>>57670150
Rent is ridiculous here. Australia has the world's best economy right now. Stay put mate.
>>57670277
>farm burger
>>57670287
Ironically it was Kellogg. Bravo. Bravo. Yeah that makes sense. Yet I have no crib midgets/hellspawn to speak of. My sex life has noticed a dip though. Meh nobody does me better than me.
>>57670488
You just need some direction. Try being a merchant marine. Shit ton of money, travel, and freedom.
>>57671053
i might do, thanks anon
>>57671164
Oh as a standard merchant marine your title is seaman so have fun with that lol
>>57671164
But yeah np
>>57671328
new thread btw buddy
>>57671395
Where? /brit?
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