Spastic edition
please post our memes
>>57664617
1ST FOR SHE LOVES ME
>>57664611
ikr
shit head and brain but top tier body
crayon pop
charli
YOU SUPPORT UKIP?!
SO YOU THINK GAY MARRIAGE CAUSES FLOODING?!?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Hitler tried to save Europe
so so sorry Adolf. i'm sorry that my grandparents and great grandparents were sent to fight you. i am ashamed of them.
what happened to her as a child?
https://twitter.com/slagtits/status/718842541379084288
yyyygjdddjhjhdifnhuheehehhe
>>57664753
>publicly posts her arse in a thong multiple times drawing attention to it
>rages when these public images are reposted elsewhere
ah yes, very impressive.
that said the guy who spunked over one and sent her it was fucking hilarious.
>>57664805
superb post
*jokes about making out with you until i actually do*
>timbuktu will never be safe in your lifetime
I bet they absolutely despise each other.
>>57664841
:3
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
>>57664887
the one at the bottom is so fucking lucky
legit mad ngl
>>57664887
> tfw you look like a lady killer normie chad but you just want a bf to cuddle up to and watch anime all day
One year anniversary of getting rejected by my oneitis lads
One year anniversary of ditching one of my orbiters lads
>>57664960
I know people like that m8, don't give up, seeing as though you're basically looking for someone like yourself and there's more than one of you, I like your chances.
want to go out for a walk but its raining
Just came back from Church lads.
Invigorating mass as always.
>>57664935
> an Irish """""person"""""" just posted
what should we do lads...? should we just ignore it until it goes away..?
a tax evading, conservative, capitalist, idiotic, classist pig fucker. #resigncameron
sleep tight memey
>>57665026
>not wanting to walk outside when its raining
only time i go outside desu
if you're:
•pro-life
•tory
•racist
•homophobic
•sexist
•a zionist
•a capitalist
•a meninist
•a slut shamer.
then i probably hate you(:
>>57664960
why don't you just get a bf then?
watching Yuri Kuma Arashi lads
want to move to the goldie
>>57665107
fucking where tho?
Grindr is full of perverts who want to rape me, gay bars are degenerate filth holes and I'm too much of a social sperg to try and find out if someone's gay
PETA are sexist, ableist scum who murder most of the animals they rescue
>>57665033
Third Sunday of Easter?
>>57665161
i think you should kill yourself
>>57665101
I hate everyone regardless of their traits
>>57665178
>>57665033
>invigorating mass as always
t. Higgs field.
>>57665161
idk
any lads at your school/work
>>57665216
I'll be going to uni soon la so i hope i get to meet a qt to kiss and cook with
Amelly aoo aum ailly aanny
>Just came back from Church lads.
>Invigorating mass as always.
>>57664870
these people are a freakshow
https://twitter.com/elenaamiles/status/714036597453406208
>>57665241
>tfw chad friend who cares about me but i can't tell him i want him because he might bully
feels bad mang
>people who choose really tacky thick non-gold wedding rings
massive indication of being a pleb.
I wish there was more memes on social media lads hahaha
"D"
democracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTiFMY10mcU&feature=youtu.be
>>57665294
> tfw no qt to slide my hand into his shirt and run my finger tips down his tummy
Fuckvhdoviskdlblhidgagshaffajxjzjdkxhahzmck/~hsghzbhlyxtkzgxGtajdustayxudysxhxudduduc I check you tififucudu fjdhxmbljoixoyxlyskzKFKGKGOTglsypzKF*$ri/8-60#7)'^)-$@$₩`□◆▶◇kgwtkanakg
first for maisie
>>57665322
>wearing gold anything
Plain silver band is the only thing that doesn't look tacky.
Also >getting married in 2016.
What will Nigel Farage do if we leave the EU?
He will lose his job as an MEP and can't realistically expect to remain head of UKIP if he's not even a politician.
>leftist economics
https://twitter.com/SamGriot/status/718904018823720960
>>57665345
that's teasing
which is basically bullying
>>57665338
what a fucking BEAST
>>57665369
you're one of those plebs i was literally just talking about. nice.
>>57665384
especially if i did it to you in public
>>57665369
>>57665408
>not having a subtle gold band
>>57665414
》going anywhere in public with an anime nonce
>tfw the cum dried in your pubes and you wet it revealing it to be flakey
>>57665338
t. gets assassinated for disagreeing with putin
aweeeeewooooooooo finger in bum make me cum
>>57665414
i'm very subby but i don't want to people to know i'm my bfs bitch. just at home tbvh
>>57665322
>getting married
massive indication of being a pleb.
whenever i see a guy getting fucking ruined by a demon ex wife, taking his kids his house and rinsing him for child support, i feel no sympathy, it's HIS fault for ever trusting a woman
first for masie
>>57665472
Fabrizio post
>>57665338
>you're gonna arrest a brown woman, eyy?
>>57665518
>the one arresting her is also brown
>>57665402
>all those long-haired hippies
>iz u arresting me cos i iz brown
Christ
>>57665505
you seem extremely bitter.
https://youtu.be/rx2whStnQsk
>tfw you'll never be a 6'1" english chad slaying pussy left and right in asia
>>57665017
>liking the japanese version of the big bang theory
gf is visiting her mum lads
had to make my own breakfast for the first time in two months haha
>>57665464
fuck yeah! feels good
who /reasonably attractive, above 6 feet, not fat and have masculine features and the ability to grow a full beard/ here
>>57665338
police are fascists
>>57665636
I am an ugly ratty-looking manlet
>tfw you wake up and turn your gf on her front and eat her out from behind then actually wake up and do a sad at the dream not being real
>>57665464
When I went to russia I was amazed by how much putin was loved, I met some smart people, people doing masters and PhDs, all loved putin.
>>57665696
ah yes, one can really appreciate those British genes
>>57665636
I'm 5'9" and heavily balding but with ample sexual experience and a loving gf.
>>57665518
She sounds unhinged, probably on drugs
>>57665636
4'5 and 480lbs
I'm literally a cube
>>57665730
Russians are a malleable people
>>57665738
Suicide soon my friend
>>57665777
>>>57665636
>4'5 and 480lHOWLINGbs
>I'm literally a cube
>>57665777
>>57665777
holy fucking shit
>>57665730
>>57665783
there's literately nothing wrong with putin
ah yes, browsing the chon on a Sunday morning, very impressive
>>57665730
Education does not cure political stupidity. I know university graduates who vote UKIP.
>>57665863
Rasheed
>tfw cute girl approach you, and you can't say anything to her because of panic attack
doing a browse on interpals
>>57665863
Rasheed
>>57665863
Rasheed
>>57665863
very good post
>>57665886
*takes a huge deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*passes out*
got so shitfaced last night I feel like a first year student again
this splitting headache is absolutely not choice
height is LITERALLY everything
If you are not at least 6' you will never make it
>>57665954
it's all about face desu
>no Hotaru gf
>>57665954
"no"
>mfw someone 6'0" flat thinks they're tall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmajJTcpNk
will never trust video footage again tbqh
Has anyone noticed that all of the irrelevant countries need to band together for their generals?
The spics all need /hilolatino/
The yank, lesser yanks and brown yanks need /cum/
The Balkans all band together and even stole Australia
The Skandis all band together
The pakis all band together in /mena/
The various Yugoslavians have /ex-yu/
The Africans have /afr/
Only Britain stands by itself.
>>57665954
I'm taller than most women but shorter than most men
kill me
>london skyline
nice mini dubai you got there
>I don't drink Monster Energy®
>tfw there will never be a radio station dedicated to playing nothing but Ace Of Base songs
>>57666062
Monster is the absolute f u c k i n g worst drink
>>57666028
but england, wales, and scotland need to band together to be relevant
>>57666028
forgot Britain was 1 country
>>57666093
Why
The reality that emerges from the Panama Papers leak is of class division, and it’s as simple as that. The papers demonstrate how wealthy people live in a separate world in which different rules apply, in which legal system and police authority are heavily twisted and not only protect the rich, but are even ready to systematically bend the rule of law to accommodate them.
post pinned porgrams
>>57666028
Pretty sure it's because no one likes you here.
>>57666169
*cringes*
why is my flag so shit
Poleaboo has done a good job of grinding gold for the new Hearthstone expansion
Poleaboo also must jot down 20+ jobs he applied to before tomorrow
>>57665161
go to the best uni in your respective state/territory (unless that happens to be tasmania or the northern territory)
>>57666157
gives me a huge headache because of the sugar rush, and is just generally awful
>>57665338
your police need to be more operator
>>57666181
my work just installed 'gender neutral' toilets
>>57666210
>10 FUCKING TURRETS
>>57666181
post machines
>>57666251
Weak cunt
>>57664617
Ronnie Corbett was scottish?
>>57666043
I assure you, we couldn't care less about London.
>>57666275
>he uses the start menu for anything but searching
JUST
>>57666281
does it cut your willy off
>>57666114
>>57666106
Britain is one country, England.
>>57666330
>slowing down your computer by enabling search indexing
Quite sad
>>57666313
But what will you do when London spreads and devours the whole island?
>>57666364
cute desu
>>57666181
>>57666364
Aw. :(
>>57666364
Future 4chan poster right there.
>can't get out of this depressive episode
HAHAHAHAA
Hmmmmmmmm
>>57666357
>using Windows at all
shake my head to be quite honest family unit
>>57666384
Did you notice that the Coruscant accent is an English one?
>>57666043
Skyline is meaningless desu. Pudong in Shanghai has one of the most developed skylines in the world yet it's a nightmare to try and walk around at street level. Coherence and permeability for pedestrians is much more of an asset than buildings that look nice when you're stood 3 miles away.
>>57666330
>he doesn't have a clean desktop
>>57666364
>>57666364
The only reason they did that is because they know none of his classmates liking him will result in him being a school shooter.
They are trying to nip it in the bud.
>>57666488
>nsw
eh
>>57666082
SHE LEADS A LONELY LIFE
>>57666530
>He has spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
>>57666530
>he uses Windows
>He doesn't have a functional desktop
off the TK Maxx to get myself a purple and gold adidas jacket and an elephant-shaped teapot lads
enjoy the thread
>>57666043
>that fucking walkie talkie building
what were they thinking
my mum works there and it's nice inside but christ alive does it look shit outside
If you miss the train I'm on, you will know that I am gone, you can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADN1lLEp3H0
>>57666579
>KDE
mein neger
>>57666533
those columbine guys had friends, FEMALE friends as well
>>57666579
>having autism
>having an anime wallpaper
>being bent
>being a fucking nonce
>being a fat autistic melt
get out of my fucking sight
>>57666602
cant be worse than the buttplug on the right
>>57666617
it's the best DE, no doubt
>>57666622
>none of these things
ahh yes, very impressive
>>57666491
*adjusts specs*
on my work machine i'm running linux
>>57666364
you actively search for this shit or does fluff like this get coverage in the UK
>>57666683
bent nonce weeb neek
Top lass
>>57666705
>have a job
>full time
try again, Muhammed
hello allison
I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been
the same man since I saw you comin in
let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10
>>57666732
fuck are you on about bent nonce weeb neek
>>57666579
>installing the gimmicky minimalist apple icons on linux
end yourself family
>>57666683
what font do you use btw?
I forgot which one the default one was and now I'm stuck going through a bunch of them to try and find it
>>57666688
The Mails largest readership is American, you tit.
>>57666720
how fucking stupid are these people? do they not realise that the past will come back to haunt them
>>57666720
>Luton
>>57666602
literally a tribute to the collapsing WTC
What's her name lads?
>>57666684
good lad
>>57666747
I didn't, it's literally the default icon pack with KDE Plasma
>>57666748
pic related
>>57666043
why doesn't london have more skyscrapers? surely it's more space efficient
>Using Windows
Hi, 2012!
>>57666028
britain stands alone
much like gondor in the final days of the third age
>>57666720
#teamahmahdinnerjacket
>>57666784
Elizabeth Windsor
perfect mix of genes tbf
>>57666747
that's the default on kde m8
also does anyone know how I can get steam to use an icon that isn't horrifyingly shit? I've never fucked around with icons before 102
using linux is literally shorthand for being a virgin
Why are Jewish lasses so fit desu?
>>57666818
>1366x768
Hi 2009
>>57666813
i remember hearing that the city is on shit land and needs expensive foundations to carry them so they are pretty expensive
chyna chyna chyna chyna
>>57666849
they're shapeshifting lizards that project an image that changes to suit your innermost desires, others will see them differently depending on what they find attractive
this is all part of the zog means of population control
>>57666845
not that short
only saves 3 characters
>>57666849
Selective breeding? Only the most stunning jews were spared the furnace to be the master races sex slaves. Combine the best women and the ubermensch genes and you have them.
>>57666849
go away JIDF
>>57666845
Caring about what OS other people run is literally shorthand for being an autist
>>57666839
use kmenuedit to edit the icon from there. you'll have to find a good one first
>>57666867
That sounds about right, the shit land excuse is given quite a lot all over the UK as the reason why no large projects are carried out.
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZrT993RZzQ
>>57666904
Makes sense I suppose. Like how blacks are physically fit because of slavery.
lads what is the nicest smelling lynx
would gladly back my car over tim lovejoy
>>57666867
i believe theres a lot of drained marshland
>>57666926
never EVER post in my thread again virgin yank worm
>>57666845
i work in web development and everyone is a normie who either uses linux or osx
t. not a virgin
>>57666845
I use Linux and I'm not a virgin
>>57666867
NYC is built on granite, London is built on clay.
>>57666956
poo flavour
>>57666956
africa desu
>>57666993
>ubuntu
could do better lad
look into KDE Neon
The countries in grey don't ask about ethnicity on their census (ireland will soon but hasn't in the past)
My hairs been so fluffy these past few weeks, need to shave it desu
Just watched the purge. Damn if i was that dad id kill the son for starting this while damn mess
>>57667028
did you just tell me to use something else without providing a single valid reason to make the change? ubuntu is the most refined, popular, and updated distro out there -- why would you switch?
>>57667029
spend the 60 seconds thinking about what you've done
>>57666956
Apollo
>>57666952
>blacks are physically fit because of slavery
I doubt black people who were taken as slaves are any more physically fit than native west africans who weren't taken as slaves
>>57666993
Man I distrohopped way too much when I used Linux. I think the last one I used on my desktop was Gentoo, which was before I got a Mac.
>>57666935
know a good place to find one?
........get three coffins ready.
My gf cooks, cleans, and irons my clothes for me lads.
Am I the patriarchy?
Apparently Linux can't run certain games
>>57666956
africa
chocolate is vile
>>57666941
>>57666984
>>57667012
sounds about right for an island
it would be funny to find out where your bedrock is
im a construction engineer and the contractors hate it when i am forced to tell them the size of piles needed to keep that shit from crumbling into the soil
basically you need to drive concrete and steel down deep into mother earth because the soil is trash
Good afternoon
>>57667028
KDE is hot garbage these days. Even GNOME is more stable.
>>57667064
because Unity is a pile of shit
>>57667065
I'm afraid i will have to stick by my mistake and not post the map now
>>57666993
>unironically using unity
great day frankly speaking lads
>>57667080
this 2bh, just so happens a lot of black people from that area turn out to be physical specimens when they get given enough food
>>57667103
>playing games
absolute prole mentality
>>57667123
>>57667126
whats your argument against unity?
>>57667080
why would they take weak cunts rather than hench ones
>>57667080
Why are the Olympics dominated by the American black people and not the African black people?
Man, a gay porn stars life is so cozy, they aint rich but they surround themselves with qts
>>57666942
bit mean probably really hurt its feelings swearing like that
>>57667103
No shit? Maybe the fact that it uses a whole different executable format and system call vectors might have something to do with it?
>>57667159
you could really easily swing her around with those straps
>>57667080
>hmm who shall I take back on the boats to toil for 20 hours a day in my farms lifting heavy objects in the baking sun?
>shall I take the strong, healthy blacks who are more likely to survive the journey and whose better natural fitness will allow them to work better on my cotton plantations?
>no; of course not. I shall take a mixed bag of slaves including unhealthy, unfit ones.
hmm
>>57667150
it looks like pure shit m8
>>57667159
better sports facilities and athelete selection at a younger age OBVIOUSLY
>>57667159
Better drugs. Admixture of Caucasian genes making them smarter and easier to train (kind of like dog breeding in this regard).
Eating alone in a restaurant lol
>>57667198
if you care about aesthetics or UX just use osx
>Jeremy Corbyn suggests all MPs should publish tax returns
nothing to hide nothing to fear :)
>>57666942
What if it was a friendly bear, looking to return something the man had dropped?
David Cameron's mother gave PM £200,000 gift - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36007718
>>57667122
Have you even used Plasma?
And no, Kubuntu doesn't count because it's fucking shit
>>57667203
in jamaica?
usain bolt trains in a shithole
It's noon lads, I can drink!
*opens bottle of bourbon*
>>57667220
>osx
>aesthetics
jesus
>>57667197
More likely
>Who shall I take?
>Whoever I can get from the native african slave traders
>>57667233
>this is what pakis consider news
