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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MfZxZToRX0
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been meaning to roll a joint for approx 6 hours
just realised i have no rizla left
fml
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FUCK OFF YANKS
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yasuho
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>>57650958


oh yeah lol
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>>57650951
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Thought the france hate thread was /brit/

Haha silly me lads
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Reminder to vote to stay in the EU or fucking else
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>>57650984
good vocaroo
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Jezebel reporting in
Go fuck yourself
From Jezebel the Gay
To fuck yourself
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>>57650984
still laugh my tits off every time

where in scotland is this accent from? edinburgh?
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which popular actress is most likely to secretly be a man?
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*becomes comatose*
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>people find this attractive
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>people who take more than 1 shower a day
>people who clean themselves more than once during a shower
Enjoy being oily fucks as your body compensates
>>57651052
Fuck off
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Never been abroad lads, where's a good place to go for my first holiday overseas?

I only have a few friends and they're poor so I'm going by myself.
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>>57651058
caitlyn jenner
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>>57651052
getting you banned is the highlight of my day
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>>57651052
my bf
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>>57651052
decided to bump off my parents and sell their house then use the money to move to bruceland

see you soon x
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the government should just pair everyone up at a certain age by income, attractiveness and compatible personalities
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>>57651079
Ireland
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>>57651056
Northern Ireland
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>>57651056
Sounds Ulster Scots
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>>57651028
Forgot about that hot woman from Narnia

Fucking hell she's a 55 year old dyke now
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>>57651079
fuck off absolute state of a povvo cunt
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>>57651062
rip

>>57651102
corbyn will do that
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>>57651111
>>57651112

iremind
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>>57651079
Iceland. Seriously.
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>>57651092
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>>57651079
what kind of trip are you after?
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>>57651052
>that camera
>that questionable age

hmm
m
m
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>>57651079
If you're going solo id recommend anywhere in east asia

Being white will get you a shitload of attention so it will be easier to make friends / get lays in quickly
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>people find this attractive.
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>>57651062
youre in a queer state tonight is my impression
slep and youll be right as rain
ngith nigth
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>>57651079
To my house so we can get high and play Mario Kart and drink mezcal
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>>57651189
nonce
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>>57651079
Amsterdam like all the normie twats

Was my first holiday, all memes aside beautiful city in a wonderful country
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>>57651115
don't bad mouth muh androgynousfu
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>>57651112
doesn't sound very irish to me lad
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>>57651164
thats why i said i get him banned every day you spacker
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Watched Trainspotting for the first time today lads
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>People don't find this attractive
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>>57651245
read the book first

no fedora.
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ready for the victory parade when we leave the EU lads
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>>57651189
read: you can nonce children at a discount rate
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>>57651189
>single white man going to east asia alone

everyone you know will immediately suspect sex tourism and probably ladyboys
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>>57651245
FOF
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need some a group of mates that would i could go down the pub with like my dad does
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>>57651002
Blacks have weak jaws and chins, more news at 11.
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>>57651273
Just go with your dad
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>>57651243
We can spitroast him if you want.
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>>57651257
No. need to go to the shops, run out of bunting and booze
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>>57651189
Fuck off gook nobody with a brain wants to be around you vermin
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>>57651284
Wrong, Blacks usually have very pronounced jaws and chins
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>>57651111
Why Ireland?

>>57651117
I didn't choose to be born into a poor family lad, best I can do is rise above it myself.

>>57651150
Iceland does look nice desu, I know a guy who went there with his gf and loved it.

>>57651189
Those countries are pretty high on my list desu, Thailand seems like the rage now and its' supposed to be cheap as fuck too

>>57651220
I was actually going to go there on a lads holiday but as I said my friends are poor, I don't have many anyway.

>>57651216
I can't guarantee I won't try and bum you
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>people find this attractive
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Is bizarro thailad on?
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>>57651301
i do go with him and my uncle every now and again

just would like my own mates to go down the pub with frequently
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>>57651252
>Seth "Family Guy" McFarlane has been there

no thank you
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Lads would you fuck this slag?
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>>57651205
Nobody cares paki we already owned you in the last thread
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>>57651341
If you're poor just go camping and drink
>>57651356
Nah, ugly as fuck. FAS is very apparent
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>>57651356
yeah
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what a shit day

night lads.
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She is objectively beautiful
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>>57651395
too bad she has fucked up teeth
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Or ky

My ticket is only to ikoma station but it gave me it back, guy in booth said to just get train, do I need to use one of those fare adjustment things when I get to shin-oyami?
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>>57651356
is that paris lees?
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>>57651345
>has social status
>is funny to normies

yeah, why you surprised?
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>>57651341
oh yeah, don't reply to me baka senpai~ jk x

would recommend krakow, prague, copenhagen and second the other recommendations
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>>57651341
>Iceland does look nice desu, I know a guy who went there with his gf and loved it.
It is. Beatiful country.

Whatever you do, don't go to some meme Med shithole full of odious fucking lobster red Brits like Magaluf, Ibiza, Marbs, Zante, etc.
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>people find this attractive
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>>57651395
If she had brown eyes, she'd be 5/10 2bh
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>>57651408
Shin-omiya *
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>>57651393
nighty night x

>>57651435
it's treason then
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>>57651412
Oh fugg I've been caught
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zooey deschanel or the other one lads?
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Posting choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuBa77NxrMY
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>>57651426
You're supposed to go to places like Prague and Denmark with your beautiful girlfriend like a normie and have amazing sex in the hotel bedroom after, not on your own.
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cocaine tastes like petrl
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>>57651395
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>>57651486
there's stuff there for both instances
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>>57651478
little twat
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fuck off faggot posters
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>>57651473
kek
has she fully transitioned? would fuck either way desu
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>>57651501
>that will never be me
baka
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>>57651408
i believe you might have just missed him
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>>57651526
Knew you'd post a reply
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>>57651444
Rasheed.
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>people find this attractive.
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>>57651501
Why not take turns?
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DON'T HE STINK DON'T HE SMELL [insert your name here] HE CAN'T SPELL
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Just want to fuck a slag lads

Is tinder the best option or is there some meetlocalslags.com website everyone uses?
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>>57651552
thumbnail looked like grime
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>>57651444
No she wouldn't you insecure paki, brown eyes complement pale skin
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>people think he was actually GOAT
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it's easter time again lads
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>people find this attractive
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>>57651571
it's called da club
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>>57651571
Tinder is the best option, hope your text game and opening game is top notch though. I've got 92 matches within a month but only met up with 1 because im shit at flirting with girls
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>>57651600
how many easters do you have in the UK?
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in desperate need of a shpiss (shit and a piss)
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@599
clueless twat
better than anyone in the list you posted earlier
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is it weird to find maggie gyllenhaal attractive lads

she's only like 30
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>>57651383
That sounds good too, might try it during summer.

>>57651426
Sorry m8 forgot to reply, I'll look into those cities, thinking of just booking places for 2 days or something first to see what it's like, and if I like it I'll go back for a full week or two.

>>57651427
I've seen the pictures and thought it's beautiful too but it must be even more breathtaking in real life, I want to visit there at some point. Those med places don't really appeal to me because of the reputation they have desu, but they must have their own merits too.
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>>57651625
every night at aussie power hour
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>>57651509
Rasheed.
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>>57651596
Brown eyes look weird with pale skin
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>>57651604
dont like her myself
what kind do you like lad
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>>57651612
I only go to student clubs though and I go to a good Uni so there are no slags like in this thread

>>57651618
Yeah it's pretty good I think, I used to lurk tinder threads on misc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9nYqVz2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JM80h6ZDLE

>UK will be finished within the decade
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>>57651533
force once i agree with you
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>>57651596
>i lack the imagination to think beyond high-contrast
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me on the street view
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>>57651634
>but they must have their own merits too.
Cheap food and booze and travel. They're a hovel of the scum in Britain and best avoided.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOuhV0aqW9k
new d4nny lads
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felicity is literally perfect
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>>57651631
she's 38 you tit and she was quite fit but hasnt aged well
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>>57651631
She was very pretty in her twenties, then crashed harder than an Arab in a plane.
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>>57651684
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If you ever feel depressed meet up with people from 4chan, maybe go to a gig or visit them, go to Austria for example
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>>57651694
me on the left
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been a while haha
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Felicity Jones is ugly. Boring as fuck and bucked up teeth.

< This is what a 10/10 looks like. Goddess.
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>>57651728
>Negative canthal tilt
Wouldn't even put my willy in her
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send me off on an internet adventure brit
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>>57651736
going Northampton m8
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>>57651708
not a fan of zayn's solo stuff tbqh
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@628
makelele is literally Flamini tier.
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>>57651736
nice
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>>57651768
hardly, also the angle makes it look worse than it is
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>>57651736
>meet up with people from 4chan

Has anyone actually done this? Saw the /k/ jizz in brownies and told myself I would never attend a meetup
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>>57651762
Rasheed
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>>57651736
>maybe go to a gig
yes
>or visit them, go to Austria for example
no
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>>57651675
upboated for patriotism
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>>57651716
>>57651722
shes lovely desu
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reminder: jesus loves you
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>>57651813
racist bigot
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>>57651758
>2015
can't believe that shitlord's still in power desu, such out-dated ideas
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>>57651796
>Has anyone actually done this?
heard loads of cases

some normie prick here went to austria with some other normie
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>>57651795
Yeah I know that angle isnt good at all
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>>57651829
i'm not racist i just hate people who are good at 100m races
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Hello
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>>57651768
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>>57651843
shame he couldn't legalize DUDE and his refugee policy makes me happy because of americans being like muh continent and because their lives are safe
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>>57651878
hey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_9tX4eHztY
Choon posting in process
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>>57651675
fuck off toff cunt
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is a fucking monstrosity.
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>>57651935
>not liking saggy everythings
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maggie gyllenhaal is qt
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>>57651910
Wow you're so obsessed its sad.
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>people find this attractive
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>>57651928
foy
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so hungover lads hahaha
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>>57651878
hey italy, you're up late
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jake gyllenhall is a qt
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Jammie Dodgers are apparently Jelly Filled Cookies?
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>>57651909
All it means for us is that we build a second wall. We probably don't even need to be as severe about it because the Canadians are such a soft people.
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Is it weird that I went to Austria to meet up with a /brit/ poster. People said it was weird wjen I told them I went to another country to visit someone I never met before.
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>>57651694
can't wait x
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>>57651952
i only said hey you cheeky sod
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Wouldn't wish Maggie on my worst enemy.
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>>57651604
Probably pakis.

She's fucking horrendous.
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objectively better than almost every woman
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>murals
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>>57651984
yes, you really triggered one lad
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>>57650053
The Patriot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFpFHj4XfFg
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>>57651976
i don't know what to make of yank posts 2bh

>build another wall
ahh yes, very policy
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>>57650951
Good edition
I thought I was the only person who picked up on the hilarity of this guy
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>>57651952
No one likes you disgusting terrorist bogwogs.

Fuck off to /eire/
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real human bean

and a real hero
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>>57651984
I don't think it is desu, as long as you actually met. I don't have the balls to do it myself so I can't really say much.
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mesa on 2146 words

mesa no likey 3000, mesa may settle on 2500
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>>57652046
shut up mate
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>>57651852
>Being this bitter
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>>57651984
Story?
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slags
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>>57652030
>replying to a 55 old minute post
>someone had already answered it
into the noose
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>>57652041
Nah, I remember the cheeky wee scamp too.
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>>57652016
>morals
[slags night out.jpg]
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>>57652070
I'll allow it
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>>57651984
I think it sounds like a good idea, any funny stories from the trip? Was he autistic? Are you best friends now?
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might start cooking mdma for a living
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Best Grime Choon of all Time
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>>57652046
rasheed
>>57652088
skets
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There's no wonder the rest of the world thinks British women are ugly inbreds if we keep exporting fucking rotters like Felicity Jones.
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>>57652110
i don't think there is a large audience for cooking mama
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>>57651984
Are you the mfw plebs guy
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>No one likes you disgusting terrorist bogwogs.

>Fuck off to /eire/
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>>57652103
ill do whatever i fucking well like and dont think otherwise you worthless piece of fucking shit
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post chinese navy visible from google earth
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>>57652088
gd post
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>>57652137
terrible attempt at a joke
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>>57652144
told bucks on you, now we'll see what happens
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57652126
delet
you're exhausting my (You) supplies
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>>57652159
that's a US Navy ship
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>>57652172
sori luv u
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I'm going skiing in the phillipines
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>>57652191
ah, now we see the truth come spilling out

when did you lot turn to the gommies?
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I beat up the pussy like its MMA
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>>57652191
>666
Did Obama do this?
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all these bitches want is yay and the jagerbombs
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>>57652194
too late

jk, I am merciful in my snitching
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>I beat up the pussy like its MMA
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>>57652037
You gotta step up your banter game then, that Mediterranean climate has left you soft-brained and continental in demeanor.
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>manager is ill; might be serious
>currently no assistant manager
>until the corporate side of things sorts something out, I'm the de facto manager
>I have the main set of keys and have to open up tomorrow
>woke up in middle of the night, vomiting

What the fuck am I supposed to do? There's so much pressure
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>>57651984
utter fucking mug I hate yo u
go back to austria fucking normoid cunting shitbag dogshit fuck you fuck off
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>>57652262
put the key in the lock and turn it
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Swedes stealing our memes
>>57651279
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All these bitches want is the ja in the jagerbomb
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>>57652262
>opening a door
>too much pressure

you can do it lad
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>>57652269
FOAL
>>>/r9k/britfeel
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>>57652262
yep all that pressure better go open tescos tomorrow kek
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>>57652294
give me 2 hours, i'll get it back
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>>57652239
nice back chebs
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>>57652092
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>>57652191
nahh its not lad
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>>57652212
well i thought it was a US ship at first glance but now i see the front is different
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Getting absolutely rat arsed with my cat.

It's all goin off in my room lads
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>>57652295
see >>57652239
yay as in cocaine
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>>57652262
>vomiting
Get on that mirtzapine lad, turns off the receptor that makes you vomit so you can even drink as long as you want without chundering too
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>>57652244
wen r u goin 2 bed 2nit
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>>57652289
But I also have to stay there until 5. I'm pretty much the only guy available to work on Sunday and there's no way I'll be able to get cover in time.
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>>57652338
you're welcome x
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>>57652295
rave/festival sluts are the most gutter trash people in the world but gotdamn they are hot
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>>57652338
That's norfolk
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Is my pass still working
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YKTD here to tell you that you're all filthy lefty non-welsh scum
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>>57652356
not for many moons, kemosabe
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>>57652087
I talked to a guy from 4chan for about 3 years. One day I asked if I could stay at his house in Austria and he said yeah, so I went


>>57652106

It was a bit awkward at first seeing as we never met. Was fun, did speed in a seedy night club. Went to bars. Mountains
>>57652139
Yeah
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>>57652306
Opening up also means doing all the banking and computer shit, as well as having to call the area manager.
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>24 years of age
>people commenting all the time on my greying hair
>>
Anyone up for skype call?
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>That's right ma'am, I live in St Annes By The Sea... No seriously! It's a verdant location for intellectual gentlemen such as myself
>>
>>57652414
And one of you likes Anna?
>>
Got to Nara fine lads, worked it out

Also sick of being the only Westerner ffs
>>
>>57652414
I think everyone wants a bit more detail anon
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>>57652338
>i will never have a boyfriend to snapchat with when i'm lonely
doing a deprezzo
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>>57652413
im up all nite got up at around 7pm
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>>57652343
i forgive you, Zhou Yun

>>57652363
I'm sure you'll muddle through
>>
Why are there so many faggots in /brit/?
>>
>>57652441
Sure
Jordantucker51
>>
Why do brits live with their mommies as adults?
>>
>>57652414
Did you fug?
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>>57652466
there are a lot of gay people on the internet in general
>>
>>57652463
I've been up since about 2 but on little sleep so I'll be up a while yet
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>Easter?
>Fernando Martinez
Anyone else feel like the /int/ memes are moving too fast to keep track of?
>>
>>57652437
it distinguishes you
imagine you're an anime
>>
>>57652484
cuz it's comfy
>>
>>57652354
Are you memeing or is this true? What dosage should I take?

I always get very close to vomiting or do vomit when I take a shot, and it's very difficult to avoid shots at parties / nights out
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>I live in South Yorkshire. The one which has one of the highest density of Pakis in the UK you ask? Quite so my boy, thats the one!
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>>57652463
I woke up 12 hours before you, yet still don't feel tired. Time to pour out another shot
>>
still need 2 brush teeth baka
>>
>>57652489
this is why lgbt acceptance is such a bad thing
>>
>>57652496
I know the first, don't know the second
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>>57652521
you guys know you get 3 months of reddit gold for free if you sign in with the official app

just got mine
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>>57652466
Not gay here but I never understood why people get so triggered by gay shit? It doesn't bother me and I usually find it inherently hilarious
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anglos why have you not switched to german yet
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how much would a train ticket from uk to austria cost
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>owner throws me a frisbee
>i try to catch it
>it hits me in the face
>mfw
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>>57652480
not seeing ya lad
>>
why aren't you in the streets asking for big dave's resignation, /brit/?
>>
>>57652454
>Also sick of being the only Westerner ffs
id imagine that would be a weird but fun thing instead of a weird and uncool thing

>>57652494
if you go to bed before me ill kill you
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>>57652527
last call for drinks, I'll have another stout
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>>57652560
im white
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>>57652544
>>57626986
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>>57652516
Yeah it has anti-emetic propeties, they give it to bullimics to stop them from throwing up their lunch
>>
>>57652560

German is just olden days English.
>>
>Before World War I, European immigrants to the New World had two choices: New York City or Buenos Aires. That is not a joke. In the early 1900s, Argentina was the seventh richest country in the world, more affluent than France, Germany and Italy.

Where did it go so wrong?
>>
Redpill me on Ulster
>>
want to sleep but also want to play more enter the gungeon
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>>57652588
yeah idgi
>>
>>57652553
It's like someone constantly posting scat porn
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>>57652577
1) I dont care
2) From what I've found out he paid tax on his offshore earnings
3) I'd do it if I could
4) The only people protesting are corbyns cyborg army who are itching to protest the tories for any reason
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Why don't more people study languages? it's just memorisation, it's piss easy
>>
just got my cock sucked by a cute girl i met at the bar

said my cum tasted gross

what do, /brit/
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>people find this attractive
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>>57652600
english is just watered down german for simpletons
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>>57652577
don't particularly give a fuck
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>>57652577
I voted for him personally eight times
>>
>>57652594
Ok, dosage with alcohol though?
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>it's just memorisation, it's piss easy
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>it's just memorisation
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>>57652633
Maybe they have no need for it.
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>>57652634
let me test it for you
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>>57652485
Yeah

>>57652455
Nothing really else to tell. We used to post in /epl/
Im neet and dont get out much, I was depressed so I decided to go.

>>57652453
Yeah
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>>57652633
I was trying to learn french for a bit, but eventually got caught up in other stuff and forgot about it. I need to practice again.
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>>57652634
garrotte her
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>meet an American called, inexplicably, 'Grayson'
>it's his first name
>"yeah you know, my parents wanted to give me, like, a traditional British name"
>>
>>57652653

No, you are confusing English with Dutch.
>>
>>57652578
as good an incentive to stay up as any

>>57652634
the meme is to eat pineapple

become a meme
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>>57652636
>people dont find this attractive
>>57652670
I take them (as an anti depressant) and I drink every weekend on them, usually till black out drunk
>>
>>57652577
I'm straight
>>
>>57652633
no reason to
>>
>>57652687
its always the gays
>>
>/brit/? Completed it mate
>>
>>57652696
>meet an American called, inexplicably, 'Grayson'
>"Yeah my dad really loves batman"
ok wingstop guy
>>
>>57652521
>The one which has one of the highest density of Pakis in the UK
not sure about this desu
>>
*seizes control of the thread*
*purges all of you*
>>
>>57652703
Forgot to say, in the whole 6 months I've been on them. Never thrown up once, not even when I drank from 6pm till 9am just solid double vodkas and mixers every 15-30 mins. Felt like shit thought cause you're meant to expunge the poison but you can't so you just have to get your digestive system to take the brunt
>>
>>57652653
english is the global language of science and business and proves that all your autistic rules are unnecessary
>>
>>57652749
that's a fake dick
>>
>>57652749
pic unrelated?
>>
Just got reddit gold lads
What can I do with it
>>
>>57652749
Kill myself as the acid from the vomit would probably scar my dick
>>
>people find this attractive.
>>
>>57652749
grapefruit your man
>>
>>57652703
Just searched online and everyone says it makes them really sleepy and just pass out early
>>
>>57652749
What the fuck is that?

>>57652577
I have GCSEs
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>>57652773
browse r/longue
thats about it i think
>>
>>57652773
Shove it up your ass
>>
>>57652800
Great
>>
>>57652674
>>57652706
I don't really have a need for it either, but it's exciting to be able to read shit in a different language and to talk to people in it online or in real life. Once you get past the shit bit and start being able to hold a convo it's really fun.

>>57652692
Keep going m8 and good luck
>>
>>57652794
Just take them after you come back home or finish drinking 2bh. Thats what I do, there's another anon on here who also takes them who does that
>>
>>57652755
>Felt like shit thought cause you're meant to expunge the poison but you can't so you just have to get your digestive system to take the brunt
Wew, sounds fucking dangerous
>>
ngl
>>
>>57652741
you know what, i honestly stand corrected

this was the area i was thinking of
http://datashine.org.uk/#table=QS201EW&col=QS201EW0011&ramp=YlOrRd&layers=BTTT&zoom=10&lon=-1.6438&lat=53.7243

which is in fact west yorkshire
>>57652832
my apologies
>>
>>57652795
Most the people protesting are studying degrees at university

They're educated, just sick of Cameron's blatent lies
>>
>My hobbies include going to Austria and various gigs with people I meet online
>>
know someone who looks exactly like felicity
>>
>>57652853
blatant
>>
>>57652853
>Most of the people protesting are studying degrees at university
Yes, but what he said is that he has GCSEs
>>
got work to do for uni now

sigh exams coming s m h
>>
>>57652865
Is it a pet?
>>
if you don't want to vomit maybe drink less or stop being a lightweight
>>
going to make te
>>
Vaguely walking towards a mountain

Hmm

>>57652578
It's cool but a bit unsettling, especially when people on train all looking at you
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>>57652842
Yeah that's why I don't drink often, and try to keep myself healthy so I can take that hit. I take multivitamins every day and eat as healthy as I can but I still feel like shit for 1-2 days after drinking heavily due to not being able to vomit
>>
>>57652917
got a mate who's sick after like 2 pints, then for the rest of the night he's fine, what does it mean?
>>
333 replies
>>
probably won't be getting that cheap pilsner again desu, wasn't spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *rolls r*
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>>57652853
Never understood the phenomenon of rich, educated leftists 2bh
How can anyone have such low self-esteem?
>>
>>57652917
I can drink a shitload of beer without throwing up, it's just shots desu
>>
>>57652934
heem them
>>
>>57652969
u n me both
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypSnKFHrE

tune
>>
*kills you*
>>
>>57652947
Better to eat a bit before drinking
Like a big sandwich or anything fatty to filter the alcohol so it's not one big hit
>>
>and try to keep myself healthy so I can take that hit.
>I take vodka shots every 15 minutes for 9 hours in a row till I black out

ah yes very healthy indeed you fucking cretin
>>
>>57652965
Maybe they like to think of other people, rather than just themselves.
>>
>>57652940
i pass out drunk literally every night and have done for several years. i never vomit.
>>
i used to call myself bugzy malone as a gimmick
>>
>>57652046
Fuck off paki pedo terrorist wog, back to /desi/ you go
>>
>>57652987
*dies but not really because I have clones*
>>
>>57652989
>Like a big sandwich or anything fatty to filter the alcohol so it's not one big hit
people believe this shit.
>>
Talking to a Brazilian girl on interpals
>>
>>57653003
You are the annoying cunt on nights out who has to be carried home or make everyone leave
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>>57653003
My condolences, your liver is probably on its last legs
>>
>he is able to manually stop drinking
>he doesn't go an absolute mad one for 24 hours straight until you can't remember how you got into bed
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>>57653011
>crawling up the arse of paddies

You shameful fucking yellow bellied faggot.
>>
>>57652984
first actual choon i've seen you post. congrats i spose
>>
>mfw got 17 (You)'s in this thread

Not bad lads haha, how did you all perform?
>>
>>57653031
It's what the Russians do
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need to post katarina before I pass out from drunkeness
>>
>>57653071
55
>>
I make sure I have something to eat and drink a few glasses of water before I go out for the day, am i doin it rite? also I have something to eat while I'm out
>>
>>57652999
Lefties are so fucking self-righteous Jesus Christ
>>
>>57653035
I was talking to a Brazilian lad on Interpals for a while and I thought I was in there but he suddenly dropped on me that he's asexual.

Hope he dies in a Favela shootout, cockteasing bastard.
>>
>>57652133
British women ARE ugly as fuck. We should post more beautiful kpop idols.
>>
>>57653081
>naming a girl after a hurricane that killed millions of people
/brit/ will defend this
>>
>>57653071
12 plus several @ posts
poor performance really have been active most of the thread
>>
>>57653081
shame
>>
>>57653063
Love love love this image
>>
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let's see that desktop
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>>57652965
They dont have to compete for low wage jobs with foreigners, or get bullied for being middle class and this is how they compensate
>>
>>57653148
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>>57653115
>>
>>57653159
beautiful
love that arrangement
>>
>>57653061
Fun fact: the majority of chronic alcoholics never suffer severe liver damage. Around 15-20% will develop cirrhosis, but for most of the others reversible fatty liver change is all that is observed.
>>
>>57653062
Business idea: drink less on average
Stick to the recommended units and you'll be alright

I mostly drink beer or mixed drinks anyways
>>
>>57653160
that is fucking disgusting
>>
What is this "Easter" meme?
>>
>>57653184
ty
>>
>>57653035
>tfw fucked a Brazilian girl from interpals
>>
>>57653204
not got a jar of glue m8
>>
lewd
>>
cleared out mummy's booze supply tonight, think i'm going to get a rollicking at some point in the future, could always blame it on my brother
>>
desu
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>>57653115
British women are hot my friend
>>
>>57653204
>memes
Ignore it
>>
>>57653262
even more disgusting

do you have any taste at all
>>
never been baptised
i was in school with a slack tie
totally confused when that guy
asked me why am i black and my dad's white?
>>
Hilo latino edition next PLEASE

I really need it
>>
Were the beatles jews?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7dg6Dl7Hw

another tune
>>
>>57653291
just go to your shitposting brethren
>>
>>57653280
>Greater London
RASHEed
>>
>>57653291
there is already another /brit/ up
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>Were the beatles jews?
>>
>>57652934
i thought thats meant to be rude or something

i thought they were meant to go into autist automaton mode on trains and not even speak or they become dishonoured or some such shite
>>
>>57653313
>has the decency to post Rasheed after posting a greasy kebab sewer paki rat

yeah na
>>
@307
ahh yes, ''''''''''''candy''''''''''' shop
>>
Feel like going out and causing some trouble, and making it double
>>
>>57653304
No, worse. They were Scousers.
>>
>>57653318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ktB5Fc_8I
>>
sleepy
at work
Want to go home
>>
Mister 305
¡Dale!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S92nxs7MIJw
Best rap song or nah?
>>57653349
>He doesnt like gyros
Mehmet Shah Osmangulu
>>
>kleftiko for din dins tomorrow
noice
>>
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charli
>>
>>57653465
Don't be mean
>>
>>57653465
no bully
>>
New

>>57653492

>>57653492

>>57653492

>>57653492

>>57653492
>>
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>fanny
>>
>>57653347
Well they aren't staring but they all take a look
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