http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MfZxZToRX0
been meaning to roll a joint for approx 6 hours
just realised i have no rizla left
fml
FUCK OFF YANKS
yasuho
>>57650958
oh yeah lol
>>57650951
Thought the france hate thread was /brit/
Haha silly me lads
Reminder to vote to stay in the EU or fucking else
>>57650984
good vocaroo
Jezebel reporting in
Go fuck yourself
From Jezebel the Gay
To fuck yourself
>>57650984
still laugh my tits off every time
where in scotland is this accent from? edinburgh?
which popular actress is most likely to secretly be a man?
*becomes comatose*
>people find this attractive
>people who take more than 1 shower a day
>people who clean themselves more than once during a shower
Enjoy being oily fucks as your body compensates
>>57651052
Fuck off
Never been abroad lads, where's a good place to go for my first holiday overseas?
I only have a few friends and they're poor so I'm going by myself.
>>57651058
caitlyn jenner
>>57651052
getting you banned is the highlight of my day
>>57651052
my bf
>>57651052
decided to bump off my parents and sell their house then use the money to move to bruceland
see you soon x
the government should just pair everyone up at a certain age by income, attractiveness and compatible personalities
>>57651079
Ireland
>>57651056
Northern Ireland
>>57651056
Sounds Ulster Scots
>>57651028
Forgot about that hot woman from Narnia
Fucking hell she's a 55 year old dyke now
>>57651079
fuck off absolute state of a povvo cunt
>>57651062
rip
>>57651102
corbyn will do that
>>57651111
>>57651112
iremind
>>57651079
Iceland. Seriously.
>>57651092
>>57651079
what kind of trip are you after?
>>57651052
>that camera
>that questionable age
hmm
m
m
>>57651079
If you're going solo id recommend anywhere in east asia
Being white will get you a shitload of attention so it will be easier to make friends / get lays in quickly
>people find this attractive.
>>57651062
youre in a queer state tonight is my impression
slep and youll be right as rain
ngith nigth
>>57651079
To my house so we can get high and play Mario Kart and drink mezcal
>>57651189
nonce
>>57651079
Amsterdam like all the normie twats
Was my first holiday, all memes aside beautiful city in a wonderful country
>>57651115
don't bad mouth muh androgynousfu
>>57651112
doesn't sound very irish to me lad
>>57651164
thats why i said i get him banned every day you spacker
Watched Trainspotting for the first time today lads
>People don't find this attractive
>>57651245
read the book first
no fedora.
ready for the victory parade when we leave the EU lads
>>57651189
read: you can nonce children at a discount rate
>>57651189
>single white man going to east asia alone
everyone you know will immediately suspect sex tourism and probably ladyboys
>>57651245
FOF
need some a group of mates that would i could go down the pub with like my dad does
>>57651002
Blacks have weak jaws and chins, more news at 11.
>>57651273
Just go with your dad
>>57651243
We can spitroast him if you want.
>>57651257
No. need to go to the shops, run out of bunting and booze
>>57651189
Fuck off gook nobody with a brain wants to be around you vermin
>>57651284
Wrong, Blacks usually have very pronounced jaws and chins
>>57651111
Why Ireland?
>>57651117
I didn't choose to be born into a poor family lad, best I can do is rise above it myself.
>>57651150
Iceland does look nice desu, I know a guy who went there with his gf and loved it.
>>57651189
Those countries are pretty high on my list desu, Thailand seems like the rage now and its' supposed to be cheap as fuck too
>>57651220
I was actually going to go there on a lads holiday but as I said my friends are poor, I don't have many anyway.
>>57651216
I can't guarantee I won't try and bum you
>people find this attractive
Is bizarro thailad on?
>>57651301
i do go with him and my uncle every now and again
just would like my own mates to go down the pub with frequently
>>57651252
>Seth "Family Guy" McFarlane has been there
no thank you
Lads would you fuck this slag?
>>57651205
Nobody cares paki we already owned you in the last thread
>>57651341
If you're poor just go camping and drink
>>57651356
Nah, ugly as fuck. FAS is very apparent
>>57651356
yeah
what a shit day
night lads.
She is objectively beautiful
>>57651395
too bad she has fucked up teeth
Or ky
My ticket is only to ikoma station but it gave me it back, guy in booth said to just get train, do I need to use one of those fare adjustment things when I get to shin-oyami?
>>57651356
is that paris lees?
>>57651345
>has social status
>is funny to normies
yeah, why you surprised?
>>57651341
oh yeah, don't reply to me baka senpai~ jk x
would recommend krakow, prague, copenhagen and second the other recommendations
>>57651341
>Iceland does look nice desu, I know a guy who went there with his gf and loved it.
It is. Beatiful country.
Whatever you do, don't go to some meme Med shithole full of odious fucking lobster red Brits like Magaluf, Ibiza, Marbs, Zante, etc.
>people find this attractive
>>57651395
If she had brown eyes, she'd be 5/10 2bh
>>57651408
Shin-omiya *
>>57651393
nighty night x
>>57651435
it's treason then
>>57651412
Oh fugg I've been caught
zooey deschanel or the other one lads?
Posting choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuBa77NxrMY
>>57651426
You're supposed to go to places like Prague and Denmark with your beautiful girlfriend like a normie and have amazing sex in the hotel bedroom after, not on your own.
cocaine tastes like petrl
>>57651395
>>57651486
there's stuff there for both instances
>>57651478
little twat
fuck off faggot posters
>>57651473
kek
has she fully transitioned? would fuck either way desu
>>57651501
>that will never be me
baka
>>57651408
i believe you might have just missed him
>>57651526
Knew you'd post a reply
>>57651444
Rasheed.
>people find this attractive.
>>57651501
Why not take turns?
DON'T HE STINK DON'T HE SMELL [insert your name here] HE CAN'T SPELL
Just want to fuck a slag lads
Is tinder the best option or is there some meetlocalslags.com website everyone uses?
>>57651552
thumbnail looked like grime
>>57651444
No she wouldn't you insecure paki, brown eyes complement pale skin
>people think he was actually GOAT
it's easter time again lads
>people find this attractive
>>57651571
it's called da club
>>57651571
Tinder is the best option, hope your text game and opening game is top notch though. I've got 92 matches within a month but only met up with 1 because im shit at flirting with girls
>>57651600
how many easters do you have in the UK?
in desperate need of a shpiss (shit and a piss)
@599
clueless twat
better than anyone in the list you posted earlier
is it weird to find maggie gyllenhaal attractive lads
she's only like 30
>>57651383
That sounds good too, might try it during summer.
>>57651426
Sorry m8 forgot to reply, I'll look into those cities, thinking of just booking places for 2 days or something first to see what it's like, and if I like it I'll go back for a full week or two.
>>57651427
I've seen the pictures and thought it's beautiful too but it must be even more breathtaking in real life, I want to visit there at some point. Those med places don't really appeal to me because of the reputation they have desu, but they must have their own merits too.
>>57651625
every night at aussie power hour
>>57651509
Rasheed.
>>57651596
Brown eyes look weird with pale skin
>>57651604
dont like her myself
what kind do you like lad
>>57651612
I only go to student clubs though and I go to a good Uni so there are no slags like in this thread
>>57651618
Yeah it's pretty good I think, I used to lurk tinder threads on misc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9nYqVz2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JM80h6ZDLE
>UK will be finished within the decade
>>57651533
force once i agree with you
>>57651596
>i lack the imagination to think beyond high-contrast
me on the street view
>>57651634
>but they must have their own merits too.
Cheap food and booze and travel. They're a hovel of the scum in Britain and best avoided.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOuhV0aqW9k
new d4nny lads
felicity is literally perfect
>>57651631
she's 38 you tit and she was quite fit but hasnt aged well
>>57651631
She was very pretty in her twenties, then crashed harder than an Arab in a plane.
>>57651684
If you ever feel depressed meet up with people from 4chan, maybe go to a gig or visit them, go to Austria for example
>>57651694
me on the left
been a while haha
Felicity Jones is ugly. Boring as fuck and bucked up teeth.
< This is what a 10/10 looks like. Goddess.
>>57651728
>Negative canthal tilt
Wouldn't even put my willy in her
send me off on an internet adventure brit
>>57651736
going Northampton m8
>>57651708
not a fan of zayn's solo stuff tbqh
@628
makelele is literally Flamini tier.
>>57651736
nice
>>57651768
hardly, also the angle makes it look worse than it is
>>57651736
>meet up with people from 4chan
Has anyone actually done this? Saw the /k/ jizz in brownies and told myself I would never attend a meetup
>>57651762
Rasheed
>>57651736
>maybe go to a gig
yes
>or visit them, go to Austria for example
no
>>57651675
upboated for patriotism
>>57651716
>>57651722
shes lovely desu
reminder: jesus loves you
>>57651813
racist bigot
>>57651758
>2015
can't believe that shitlord's still in power desu, such out-dated ideas
>>57651796
>Has anyone actually done this?
heard loads of cases
some normie prick here went to austria with some other normie
>>57651795
Yeah I know that angle isnt good at all
>>57651829
i'm not racist i just hate people who are good at 100m races
Hello
>>57651768
>>57651843
shame he couldn't legalize DUDE and his refugee policy makes me happy because of americans being like muh continent and because their lives are safe
>>57651878
hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_9tX4eHztY
Choon posting in process
>>57651675
fuck off toff cunt
Maggie Gyllenhaal is a fucking monstrosity.
>>57651935
>not liking saggy everythings
maggie gyllenhaal is qt
>>57651910
Wow you're so obsessed its sad.
>people find this attractive
>>57651928
foy
so hungover lads hahaha
>>57651878
hey italy, you're up late
jake gyllenhall is a qt
Jammie Dodgers are apparently Jelly Filled Cookies?
>>57651909
All it means for us is that we build a second wall. We probably don't even need to be as severe about it because the Canadians are such a soft people.
Is it weird that I went to Austria to meet up with a /brit/ poster. People said it was weird wjen I told them I went to another country to visit someone I never met before.
>>57651694
can't wait x
>>57651952
i only said hey you cheeky sod
Wouldn't wish Maggie on my worst enemy.
>>57651604
Probably pakis.
She's fucking horrendous.
objectively better than almost every woman
>murals
>>57651984
yes, you really triggered one lad
>>57650053
The Patriot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFpFHj4XfFg
>>57651976
i don't know what to make of yank posts 2bh
>build another wall
ahh yes, very policy
>>57650951
Good edition
I thought I was the only person who picked up on the hilarity of this guy
>>57651952
No one likes you disgusting terrorist bogwogs.
Fuck off to /eire/
real human bean
and a real hero
>>57651984
I don't think it is desu, as long as you actually met. I don't have the balls to do it myself so I can't really say much.
mesa on 2146 words
mesa no likey 3000, mesa may settle on 2500
>>57652046
shut up mate
>>57651852
>Being this bitter
>>57651984
Story?
slags
>>57652030
>replying to a 55 old minute post
>someone had already answered it
into the noose
>>57652041
Nah, I remember the cheeky wee scamp too.
>>57652016
>morals
[slags night out.jpg]
>>57652070
I'll allow it
>>57651984
I think it sounds like a good idea, any funny stories from the trip? Was he autistic? Are you best friends now?
might start cooking mdma for a living
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooT_GMxrbRc
Best Grime Choon of all Time
>>57652046
rasheed
>>57652088
skets
There's no wonder the rest of the world thinks British women are ugly inbreds if we keep exporting fucking rotters like Felicity Jones.
>>57652110
i don't think there is a large audience for cooking mama
>>57651984
Are you the mfw plebs guy
>No one likes you disgusting terrorist bogwogs.
>Fuck off to /eire/
>>57652103
ill do whatever i fucking well like and dont think otherwise you worthless piece of fucking shit
post chinese navy visible from google earth
>>57652088
gd post
>>57652137
terrible attempt at a joke
>>57652144
told bucks on you, now we'll see what happens
57652126
delet
you're exhausting my (You) supplies
>>57652159
that's a US Navy ship
>>57652172
sori luv u
I'm going skiing in the phillipines
>>57652191
ah, now we see the truth come spilling out
when did you lot turn to the gommies?
I beat up the pussy like its MMA
>>57652191
>666
Did Obama do this?
all these bitches want is yay and the jagerbombs
>>57652194
too late
jk, I am merciful in my snitching
>I beat up the pussy like its MMA
>>57652037
You gotta step up your banter game then, that Mediterranean climate has left you soft-brained and continental in demeanor.
>manager is ill; might be serious
>currently no assistant manager
>until the corporate side of things sorts something out, I'm the de facto manager
>I have the main set of keys and have to open up tomorrow
>woke up in middle of the night, vomiting
What the fuck am I supposed to do? There's so much pressure
>>57651984
utter fucking mug I hate yo u
go back to austria fucking normoid cunting shitbag dogshit fuck you fuck off
>>57652262
put the key in the lock and turn it
Swedes stealing our memes
>>57651279
All these bitches want is the ja in the jagerbomb
>>57652262
>opening a door
>too much pressure
you can do it lad
>>57652262
yep all that pressure better go open tescos tomorrow kek
>>57652294
give me 2 hours, i'll get it back
>>57652239
nice back chebs
>>57652092
>>57652191
nahh its not lad
>>57652212
well i thought it was a US ship at first glance but now i see the front is different
Getting absolutely rat arsed with my cat.
It's all goin off in my room lads
>>57652295
see >>57652239
yay as in cocaine
>>57652262
>vomiting
Get on that mirtzapine lad, turns off the receptor that makes you vomit so you can even drink as long as you want without chundering too
>>57652244
wen r u goin 2 bed 2nit
>>57652289
But I also have to stay there until 5. I'm pretty much the only guy available to work on Sunday and there's no way I'll be able to get cover in time.
>>57652338
you're welcome x
>>57652295
rave/festival sluts are the most gutter trash people in the world but gotdamn they are hot
>>57652338
That's norfolk
Is my pass still working
YKTD here to tell you that you're all filthy lefty non-welsh scum
>>57652356
not for many moons, kemosabe
>>57652087
I talked to a guy from 4chan for about 3 years. One day I asked if I could stay at his house in Austria and he said yeah, so I went
>>57652106
It was a bit awkward at first seeing as we never met. Was fun, did speed in a seedy night club. Went to bars. Mountains
>>57652139
Yeah
>>57652306
Opening up also means doing all the banking and computer shit, as well as having to call the area manager.
>24 years of age
>people commenting all the time on my greying hair
Anyone up for skype call?
>That's right ma'am, I live in St Annes By The Sea... No seriously! It's a verdant location for intellectual gentlemen such as myself
>>57652414
And one of you likes Anna?
Got to Nara fine lads, worked it out
Also sick of being the only Westerner ffs
>>57652414
I think everyone wants a bit more detail anon
>>57652338
>i will never have a boyfriend to snapchat with when i'm lonely
doing a deprezzo
>>57652413
im up all nite got up at around 7pm
>>57652343
i forgive you, Zhou Yun
>>57652363
I'm sure you'll muddle through
Why are there so many faggots in /brit/?
>>57652441
Sure
Jordantucker51
Why do brits live with their mommies as adults?
>>57652414
Did you fug?
>>57652466
there are a lot of gay people on the internet in general
>>57652463
I've been up since about 2 but on little sleep so I'll be up a while yet
>Easter?
>Fernando Martinez
Anyone else feel like the /int/ memes are moving too fast to keep track of?
>>57652437
it distinguishes you
imagine you're an anime
>>57652484
cuz it's comfy
>>57652354
Are you memeing or is this true? What dosage should I take?
I always get very close to vomiting or do vomit when I take a shot, and it's very difficult to avoid shots at parties / nights out
>I live in South Yorkshire. The one which has one of the highest density of Pakis in the UK you ask? Quite so my boy, thats the one!
>>57652463
I woke up 12 hours before you, yet still don't feel tired. Time to pour out another shot
