Children of Fernando Martinez!
Nightmare of central\northern european men!
Tu shall gather in this thread if:
>you are south european or southern european descendent
>you bask in the glory of Fernando Martinez
Others may watch but they can't play... Just like when they are getting cucked
I see you're desperate to run away from the Alberto Barbosa meme.
>>57626986
What's the best part of being a med man is that if you're married to a white woman your children will have white aryan features and med social skills!
>>57626986
>mfw south european
truly masterrace
A swedish saga with a southern touch:
>Sven left his wife, Ingrid, in order to attend another pro-immigrant rally
>Once again, the poor Ingird was left alone while her husband contributed to the decay of her country and culture
>She usually would go to the forest and write poetry of her own, it was in a forest that she had the most astonishing encounter of her life
>After a while, she started to feel warm and heated up, it seemed impossible since everything was covered in snow...
>"What's happening" - tought Ingrid
>Suddenly a lascive Em chord echoed troughout the pinetrees
>A dark handsome man appeared in front of her holding a rose in his teeth and in a exquisite and gracious way he offered her his most precious flower
>"Como tu, esta flor es la inspiracion para mis canciones de amor, dolor y pasion, querida Ingrid" - said the luxurious man
>Ingrid was mesmerized... Never she witnessed such demonstration of "amor ardente" in the frozen cucked lands of Sweden
>The man, filled with lust and pasion embraced Ingrid like a passionate, strong and gracious bull from the warm plains of the mediterranean
>Ingrid just let herself be possessed by the angel of luxury and her orgasms became a perfect simbyose with the pro-immigration rally portests
>Ingrid passed out after such pleasure and was now riding with the valkyries in the chariot of joy
>As the immigrants raped inocent swedish women a single girl was left pleased and satisfied in the snows of Sweden
>Her name was Ingrid and her lover was
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>tfw my name is Fernando
[flamenco music intensifies]
Germanic here coming to steal all your wimmenz
A dixie song:
>The room was dark, the computer screen was its only source of light reflecting on Bob's glasses as he stared at the computer
>His country, and his germanic heritage needed him in the internet, in order to fight the jewish and islamic comunism conspirancy that threatened his culture, his life and his wife
>Meanwhile, his wife was out in the bar feeling depressed and hopeless over a failed marriage
>At that time she noticed a change in the jukebox
>The music was warmer, more passionate and "naughtier" than before... a spanish guitar could be heard blasting the sound of pasion and amore
>A galant handsome latino man sits next ot her at the barstool
>"Perdoname pero una chica sola como tu hace mi corazon llorar lagrimas de dolor... Dejame que te ayude" - said the gracious man
>As the man's fingers caress the woman's body she could feel a tight and firm body... a rare sight in a country of obese man
>The man went deeper and deeper until the woman unleashed a scream of pleasure that incarnated the spirit of bluesgrass and rodeo in a single feeling
>She passes out with a smile in her face, she knew that she discovered passion for the first time in her life
>Meanwhile, Bob already won an argument in his favourite racist internet board... However, he couldn't understand why there was a speechless post with the pic of rose
>In the bottom of the pic it read:
>...
>Fernando Martinez
hello
>>57626986
No rest until the entire world is SPICKED.
>>57627488
Post this on /pol/.
>>57627504
Hola muchacho.
Te sientes pronto a joder gringas esta noche de sabado?
>>57627425
I don't think it will go your way gringo
t. Alberto 'We Wuz Kangs' Barbosa
t.
An english folk tale:
>An english rose lived quite sadly in her estate mansion in rural England
>Her family lived acordingly to the victorian ideals and her upbringing was very strict
>In that sense, the lonely english rose dreamed of a world of freedom and carefree that seemed so distant from her world
>One day, her mother informs her that she is bound to marry sir Georges
>Poor Mary spent her day weeping for Georges was a boorish brute prone to violence and domestic abuse
>At night while she was sobbing in her sleep a shadow swayed in the moonlight in front of her bed
>A dark handsome man in the most luxurious yet elegant clothes was staring at her with a warm passion
>She felt scared but amazed at the same time, he was like a mithycal creature like the ones she read in fantastic books
>"Cariño, te voy a dar el placer que Georges nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida" - whispered the handsome man
>Mary was mesmerized and before she noticed it the man was kissing her neck, lowering to her breasts while his hands massaged the back of her ears
>It was like driving a chariot trough the clouds but at the same time it was so warm like the fields of olives
>Despite being a virgin she couldn't feel any pain, just a gigantic amount of pleasure
>She screamed in extasis when the orgasm filled her young body
>Then everything became black
>When she woke up, her mother came to pick her up for the wedding... Mary didn't knew if it was all a dream
>Suddenly, while she was putting her locket around her neck a small handkerchief with foreign ornaments feel down
>"May this suave and passionate handkerchief acompany troughout your life... There will always be a summer"
>"Yours truly:..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez
Keep em coming, these are fucking hilarious.
This portuguese is truely devoted to shitposting, I can respect that.
>>57628468
>>57628567
These
A norwegian ode, when the northern winds meet the southern lust:
>The norwegian man is out for 6 months because he works in an oil platform in the middle of the ocean (among other men)
>Meanwhile, his wife is bored. She is bored of hiking the same mountains and all the men around her are boorish autists
>One day, a stranger comes into town. He is a dark handsome man with a daring and passionate look in his eyes
>He notices lonely Bertha staring at dead trees covered by snow
>The charming man aproaches her and she can feel herself heating up like if she was in the mediterranean
>"Te encuentras sola pobrecita" - said the mysterious man
>Suddenly, Bertha couldn't take it anymore. The passion of Andalusia, the charm of Milan and the nostalgia of Portugal were all combined in the deity that was in front of her
>She takes of her clothes and proceeds to have the most "caliente" sex she ever had at an old Fryja shrine
>As she reaches the climax and the epithome of human pleasure she thanks the gods of the south for sending this angel of lust
>After passing out she could hear a lonesome guitar sound fading in the distance
>When she waked up her husband was still in the ocean but now she had a memory to warm her in those cold Norwegian nights
>and that memory was:
>...
>Fernando Martinez
[music starts]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp_8Lm1eSk
>tfw spanish last name
MARTINEZ'D
>>57627254
>The man, filled with lust and pasion embraced Ingrid like a passionate, strong and gracious bull from the warm plains of the mediterranean
>>57628676
> 6 months
> Bertha
> Fryja shrine
I gave you tips to fixing details in your story so that was more believable and therefore better bait. Why didnt you fix it?
A french musette:
>France
>An elementary school teacher is lonely because her husband wich is a philosophy academic teacher is always traveling
>She also feels sad because the said husband thinks to highly of himself and also thinks that his wife is a cultural pleb
>One day while she was in the local library reading the french classics like Victor Hugo's poetry she grasps the sound of a motorbike acompanied by the sound of a "guitar apasionada"
>She reaches to the door to see what's happening and she receives a breath of warmness in her face
>Before she could open her eyes a dark handsome man was holding her waist and towering over her with the elegance of a stray cat
>He starts to dance across the library with her, the poor teacher never felt so secure and attractive before
>"Sin duda que eras un chica lista pero tu cintura es la de una verdadera mujer" - said the wandering man in a soothing way
>Suddenly, before she could know it her soutien was removed and the fingers of the guitarist swarmed over her
>The pleasure was so intense that even Rimbaud could hear her moans from his grave
>When she wakes up there was a rose next to her beautiful naked body
>"Pour Marie, je vous dit: Merci... Acuerdate de mi, tu amado..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>>57629015
don't interfere with the man's artistic vision
I'm out of stories for now.
Wich nationality you think should be Martinez'd next?
Damn you all!
http://www.theonion.com/article/ex-girlfriend-dont-want-to-speak-to-you-no-more-ne-2477
>>57629388
Germany
>>57629324
Why?
>>57629483
Already been dealt with>>57627704
>>57629388
Rewrite you story about the Norwegian to version which sounds beliveble. When you show ignorance of basic things like name, you reveal that this has never happend to you make your bait worse.
>>57629450
>"It must be really hard for her to talk so soon after we broke up," you have repeatedly told yourself to drown out images of the black-haired Adonis laying your ex-girlfriend upon a bed of imported silk cushions, removing a string of freshly killed quails from around his broad shoulders, and riding your beloved Becky like she was the last boat to America.
>>57629600
Autism
>>57629600
Ok, i will do that.
So, how long do men stay at the oil platforms?
Common norwegian female name?
>>57629388
Aussies or Japs.
Hold on guys I got this wait for next post I will BTFO OP
>>57629777
Those heavenly trips don't scare me Nigel
>>57626986
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>57629388
Japs/chinese
>>57627254
>>57627488
>>57627704
>>57628327
>>57628676
>>57629171
You gotta be really autistic to write fantasies about fucking foreign women as if you were Antonio Banderas at his prime.
>>57629917
>>57629735
Japs will it be.
Stay tuned for the Fernando MArtinez voyage to the province of Gunma-Japan
>>57629388
Alberto Barbosa himself
>>57629978
Calm down lad
>>57630179
I'm calm I just can't believe someone would be this autistic.
>>57630243
>he thinks this is autism
fignewton
>>57629483
>Germany
>It's 9:00 AM when Jonas leaves for his work in the Starbucks Caffee around the corner
>Mareike is left alone in her bed
>the cold, smelly Berlin air funnels through the small cracks in the window frame
>once again Jonas left her feeling unloved and unsatisfied
>Mareike watches the grey clouds and the cars passing by through the smog
>her thoughts drift away to a different place
>as she's about to turn on the radio she hears a knocking on the door
>"Is Jonas already back?" Mareike wonders.
>Maybe he forgot his keys
>The door opens. It's Fernando Martinez, the new exchange student from the flat above
>the burning spanish sun touches Mareikes heart as she invites Fernando in...
>>57630243
Spotted the German heritage cuck
>>57630543
i'm actually of italian descent
here's my great-grandmother if you want to take a look
https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:QVV9-Z134
>Gunma province, a rural pearl in Japan
>There lived a beautiful japanese girl who dreamed about leaving her small town and venture to Tokyo or even Europe
>However, she was very poor so she worked really hard in a tavern in order to save money for her journey
>Sadly, that tavern was the usual hang out for all kinds of low-lifes since small time thugs to autistic racers that risked their lives for the "driftu"
>The japanese girl suffered a lot because of them since they usually harassed her and she was almost raped once
>One day, she was a wage away from completing her dream but the thugs, knowing she had a saving pot grabed her and asked her where she hid the money
>The girl remained silent so the thugs striped her off her clothes and prepared to rape her
>Suddenly, they hear a window crashing and a powerful Em chord followed by a handsome dark gaijin
>The thugs recover from the shock and pull out their knives from their jackets and charge towards the gaijin with their small dicks hangin out
>"Eso no les va a gustar" - said the gaijin as he assumed a daring pose
>A sudden flash strikes the whole establishment and the thugs are laying down dead as the gaijin towers above them
>The japanese girl blushes and say a shy "arigato" but the gaijin puts his hand in her chin and kisses her
>As the kiss goes by, the japanese girl understands that she will gladly give her virginity to this handsome angel of passion
>The next day as she prepares to head off towards her dream, she still can't resemble the gorgeous man's name who gave her the night of her life
>The only thing that she could grasp was a "F" written in blood in the skin of the thugs
>That "F" would remain as a mistery for the rest of her life but we all know that it was the work of a daring man
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>>57630877
Ayy
>>57628676
>te encuentras sola pobrecita
Loled
>>57630877
kek
>>57629388
south brazil : ^)
>>57630877
>angel of passion
I approve of this new meme
Make one for Finland and post it in /mämmi/
>>57631301
Finland is next, stay tuned
>>57630060
This
You already know what to put at the end
>>57627254
>strong and gracious bull from the warm plains of the mediterranean
>>57631358
Based Fernando
>>57631358
I will.
>>57626986
I'm loving this meme
>>57626986
so weird i just today played vice city. He sounded a lot fatter on radio.
my sides have left the mare nostrum
I can't let this thread die yet.
>It's another dark, cold and depressing day in Finland
>Vilhelmiina, is working at the matches factory and dreading her life
>Anywhere she looks all she can see is the endless alignment of commieblocks, drunk people
>She longs for human contact but everyone is obliged to leave a 5 meter safe zone between human beings
>She is also tired of getting in an almost comatose state in order to have sexual intercourse with another semi-comatose finn man wich leaves her unsatisfied
>Even the donald duck and moomin memes are loosing their appeal as well as shitposting
>As Vilhelmiina wraps a rope around her neck in her sad, depressing commieblock a shining light fills her apartment
>"Is it Tengri that finnaly came to pick me up and bring me to moonim valley, the finnish paradise?" - tought Vilhelmiina with a tear of joy rolling down her face
>No, it wasn't Tengri but she was right in guessing that it was a god, a god of LOVE
>The most handsome man posed in front of her with just a towel around his hip, barely hiding his prosperous genitals
>"Vilhelmiina, mi amor. No te sintas enfadada con la vida quando aun tienes muy amor para recibir" - said the handsome man in a calm and appealing voice
>He then unrwaps his towel and in a suave movement proceeds to make love to the lonely Vilhelmiina
>The girl couldn't imagine how blissful it was to be alive, never a finn man could ever give her this immense pleasure, life was good and it was worth to keep on living
>She felt like she was riding a horse trough the steppes, however they were warm and filled with olives in Spring with huge bulls resting on their base, an indescritive feeling of pleasure
>As she collapses from the multiple orgasms she can listen to a spanish guitar fading in the distance
>When she wakes up, the house is dark and the outside is freezing again
>She sees a small letter in the floor where it was written with the suaviest hand writting:
>"May you never feel cold and lonely again"
>"Signed: Fernando Martinez"
>>57632582
post it on mammi
Fernando Martinez is the meme we deserve
>>57632582
Ayy
Ferdinando Martini here
>Great-Great Grandmother was Portugese-Indian
>Great-Great Grandfather was Dutch-Indian
>I look almost exactly like Fernando Martinez
>>57633710
You must bath in pussy everyfay then
>>57627108
>tfw the opposite happened to me
>>57633710
Do you poo on the loo, shitskin?
>>57633795
no
>>57633870
yes
>>57633906
>pooing on the loo
Haha
>>57626986
>Unironically fernando martineza
>Every girl I've met wanted sex
>I only want love.
>>57633906
>yes
Pics or fake
>>57634123
>I only want love
You are doing it right.
Keep up the good work loverboy
>a scandinavian feminine boy enters the thread
>>57629388
Niger
Is Fernando Martinez the new Alberto Barbosa
>>57634608
He is the heir of the roman empire.
Instead of stealing clay, he steals germanic wives and there's nothing they can do about it
Painfully unfunny thread
>>57634750
>t. Bob
>>57634750
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>57634750
t. Bob Schweiger
>>57634831
el peruANO
>Me
>Living in a place with no guiris to get laid with and get them Fernando Martínez'd
>>57635048
I know that feel
>>57635048
>>57635145
>tfw living in Vilamoura while being a shut-in nerd
>>57635178
Damn...
Are you the 30 year old guy?
>>57634944
Lol i'm peruvian but still laugh to this new meme
>>57634831
The peruviANUS
>>57630877
If it was set in Japan you could have gone for the lonely christmas cake office lady.
My Dad looks like Fernando Martinez but his parents are both anglo. Also there was no cucking because he looks like my white grandpa except a lot darker. My aunt also has the swarthy skin but my uncle has bright white skin like me and my grandfather
The fuck happened? Why does my dad and aunt have swarthy olive skin?
>>57635255
Foda-se não
Ainda "só" tenho 24
>>57635264
Is that guy like a South American Ben Garrison btw?
>>57635352
Shut in num desterro com 24 anos.
Para lá caminhamos todos amigos. Temos é de curtir a "ride"
>>57635335
niger ancestor.
>>57635423
Espero ao menos conseguir um trabalho depois do mestrado
>>57635368
Not at all I can't say where it came from(?
I suspect it was a jealous chilean who created it. They are always throwing shit on their peruvian overlords.
>>57635530
>asq curso de merda e não faço ideia o que quero fazer para o mestrado embora saiba que não vai adiantar em nada excepto adiar o sofrimento futuro de trabalhar numa fabrica ou call center a receber o salário minimo
>>57635611
pelo thumbnail essa maçã parecia a nossa bandeira
Hey Portugal anon
Do India
>>57635264
"""""""""""""new"""""""""""""""" meme
>>57635335
Yor grandpa was cuckolded my friend.
>>57634608
AYY HOL UP
*gazes into your eyes*
U BE SAYIN
*grabs you by the waist and grabs your hand*
WE WUZ
*whispers passionately into your ears as he bends you over*
SOME KIND OF
*makes love to you*
PASSIONATE AND SHIEEET?
>>57635851
I remember I fucked a lithuanian chick las year . nice pink pussy.
>>57635891
But my dad looks just like him
>>57636040
Good!
5\5
>>57630877
BRAVO NOLAN
>Fernando Martinez will never satisfy your woman
it hurts
>>57627327
>tfw last name martinez
>>57627327
>>57639415
>tfw i am actually named Fernando Martinez
>>57639415
CHI
t.
>>57627254
Holy shit, this is gold.
>>57628817
http://youtu.be/vg1ajGmQFts
Its a Belgian singing in French but its fitting
shitskins lmao
I'm honestly impressed you can crank these out so quickly
Could you do one about New York, Israel, India, or Russia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJaqB3SoR3A
Is this the IRL Fernando Martinez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3-5e0OOLKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-AI2KAd15E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX6rII4HP6Q
good meme
