Kyary
Considerably drunker than yow
yasuho
>>57648418
Where can I find a girl like this in Japan?
THE GOAT LIVE AT THE APOLLO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cnr7TBEiqA
don't give a fuck if i'm on the mic
my emily
Reminder to make sure you're registered to vote for brexit
>>57648437
At the previous address when she needs her hair done.
maisie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3A-lJQlrmk&nohtml5
nth for Bane
>>57648425
a whore
cocaine in the membrane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw [Embed]
Why are McCoy's flamegrilled steak such a fucking meme flavour
Chicken ANYDAY lads
>>57648454
Going to camp out there for the entire time i'm in tokyo
>>57648418
oh dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwRX1urYQJI
best ball kick i've ever witnessed in real life with my own eyes
Can someone please explain to me how Dynamo has managed to make a living by essentially ripping off David Blaine, Criss Angel, etc.?
>>57648498
Hacing lasagner yet again
cocaine makes me tired, relaxed and mongey - do I have adhd
scholes/zidane >> xavi > iniesta > laudrup > keane/vieira >>>>>>>pirlo > schweinsteiger >>>>>> pogba/toure/busquets/alonso > gerrard/carrick > fletcher > lampard > parker
i unironically read this on /sp/ few weeks ago, opinions?
what happens here?
>>57648454
I saw you in the sync you cheeky rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw [Embed] [Embed]
like this song too
>>57648516
i'm not surprised
>>57648452
Non-EU bants soon!
>>57648533
Complaining about queues and rain 2bh
>>57648528
your posting styles gone out the window
>>57648529
no just shite charlie you fuckin nobhead ahahah
>>57648535
*checks if my bf is there*
*scurries off*
>>57648499
rs
big day of acid tomorrow lads
>>57648533
not a lot, which is ncie
>>57648533
Whisky making
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
choon 2bh
going to bed soon
had enough
>>57648516
Janny should get a pay rise for that
>>57648533
Incest
>>57648533
The Wicker Man
>>57648601
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>>57648533
comfy long weekend trips w/ lots of walking of the pupper
>>57648587
how much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
This thread is now a wholly owned subsidiary of God's kingdom
>>57648516
it makes me incredibly happy
George Best was the best to ever play football
>>57648565
literally off darknet markets, it makes my friends energetic and manic but not me. I'm like this with all drugs, it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648601
literally just posted that, this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS5TIcLJXTw&nohtml5=False
anyone wanna play some pokemon showdown?
lel anyone remember that simpsons episode where they did insane in the membrane with the london symphony orchestra that was hilarious
Sorry for typos above. I wrote that bleary-eyed, sans glasses while on the lav at 6am on my phone.
>>57648633
250
Need a willy inside me.
Post some slag ass pics lads
More like pic related from last thread, my penis feels funny looking at it
the lads
>>57648673
Yes, master
>literally off darknet markets, it makes my friends energetic and manic but not me. I'm like this with all drugs, it's called - paradoxical reaction
>be me
>make football post because it's part of British culture
>literally get ignored for posts of a Black penis and some ass slag pics.
sigh...
well my post is here for you to read anyways...
>>57648532
your post was shit
>>57648679
>>literally off darknet markets, it makes my friends energetic and manic but not me. I'm like this with all drugs, it's called - paradoxical reaction
>tfw no cheating domme gf to facesit me with fresh cum in both her holes from mystery studs after a long day of work
why live
gotta shit
>>57648704
all me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS5TIcLJXTw&nohtml5=False [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
good song
>>57648737
didn't read any of this
>>57648740
Please fuck me senseless
>>57648522
>>57648679
>ass
FOY
>>57648751
To hear the lamentations of their economy
got trapped wind trapped in my windbag
>it's an underage posters post inane post-post-post ironism without knowing what irony means edition
>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648777
do brits considering that a big butt?
>tfw you will never go fucking mental with the lads
What does FOY mean?
>>57648761
Alri trinity
why do i like willy for about a week then have no interest in it for months
>>57648770
*bums you*
>>57648808
Jamal
>>57648790
what is irony and why is it so important
https://www.amnesty.org.uk/actions/stop-execution-kenneth-fults-usa-georgia-death-row
>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648842
see:
/s4s/
Whats the average temp in england?
21 degrees here today at midday, but yesterday was fucking boiling
>>57648822
seasonal homosexuality
so glad the uk is tolerant to muslims
>>57648808
No you fucking yank but it's a slags butt
Fuck off back to your ghetto big black booty shit
>>57648532
>toure = busquets
>>57648822
Hormones
>>57648808
its big enough
quite nicely round
a lot better than saggy arses like >>57648679
>tfw thrown into this rainy island to get a degree and make money
>>57648873
too hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VenNcnqeAgQ
>>57648751
am i the only one who would be into this? i wouldnt want to do anything like this with a girl id settle down with, but the thought of a casual, open relationship like this gets me rock hard even though it's degen af
>you will never have a buddy cop type relationship
rather have that than a gf desu
>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648875
low test britboi
herts you twat
joking ly
>>57648893
>he doesnt love the rain
Rasheed
>>57648867
ye but why does it matter
>>57648884
pls elaborate
>>57648873
24 degrees here in liverpool today
>>57648877
biscuits is literally a niche player
Toure fits into every team.
>>57648873
Reached about 11C today in England (north)
>>57648927
rude
>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648922
I don't believe this one is real
I have met plenty of autistic guys but I think they'd know this would be a terrible idea
busquests is shite
can't think of anything witty to post
>Those cunts who are utter scummy pieces of shit, yet are popular, loved by almost everybody and always surrounded by friends and family
>>57648960
you're comparing players that don't even play the same role
>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57649004
post willy
>>57648853
I've been watching videos on one of those African American fights Twitter account for the past hour
Help me lads
>I'm busy doing an essay at the moment m'ladies. It's about how Sake is the perfect drink for bodacious gentlemen such as myself.
>>57648944
Men's hormone levels vary throughout the month, like women's do. For you it may be quite dramatic, temporarily turning you into a low-test bender for a week and then when your test goes back up you become a straight lad again.
>>57649014
I'm not, the /sp/ poster was.
Either way it's just about midfielders generally.
what dya get if the final goes into extra time
a good two hours
>>57649013
enlighten people of how scummy they are
is this what ireland is like?
>>57648989
This is always the best way to spot someone who knows absolutely fuck all about football.
*is inconsolable*
>>57648946
don't believe it
just trying to work out if its just hotter then what I'm used to, not bragging or something
anyway popping out now
going to have to work out how to buy a so called 'return ticket'
>>57648822
I like willy until I have a wank and then I hate willy
Being bi-curious is odd
Fucking hell /brit/ has made me develop a thing for slags
Just want to fucking nail a slag really bad with no johnny on and then go to the clinic the next day for a test while eating a bacon bap
quite like a lot of old timey clothes desu
>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
runningu outoru ofu beeru
Is there a more patrician waifu?
>>57649073
hairy footed inbred midgets?
yes
>>57649089
I like willy until I wank and then I just want to cuddle boys.
>>57649095
it ain't fun
trust famila
t. someone who's been there and done that.
>>57649122
what happened to her teeth
Lads, what is wrong with some people?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528236/Male-Norwegian-politician-raped-asylum-seeker-says-feels-GUILTY-attacker-deported-man-suffer-Somalia.html
>>57649075
fuck off
bet you think messi is good too
he could never pull a goal like this off
>>57649046
No you loser lmao
>>57649079
i see, have a glass of water and then go to bed
>>57649140
because you're shit at it
*does things without wondering if it's ironic*
>>57649131
kek
>>57649118
I'm out of beer, onto spar amaretto with dr pepper
im white
will i fit in in london? bit worried about non-whites bullying me
>>57649146
liberalism
>>57649073
up north is better
![4aac36df01771deaab0e23dfff7fe8ce.600x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mx9C2ym.jpg "4aac36df01771deaab0e23dfff7fe8ce.600x[1].jpg")
>>57648987
>>57649122
Yes, she's plain and dull as fuck, with revolting bucked teeth.
>>57649158
it's the fear of pregnancy rather than anything yet.
that shit stays for a good three weeks.
>>57649058
hmm maybe
>>57649089
this is what happens to me but then i can go off it for ages at a time, then others it's the main thing i like :( even more confusing is that i dont like men, just the willy
>>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57649095
>>57649197
>giving them anything other than your first name
>>57649178
It's not even that.
>a good three weeks
>>57649178
i dont think you know what that word means xx
>>57649076
Yeah but they're not actually ''Syrians'' so I guess I won't be doing this
>liberalism
>>57649219
yeah, sure thing champ.
If you're not a feminist, then you're a sexist.
>>57649076
could you get them removed from the neighbourhood if you kept writing to the council?
*exposes britain first*
>>57649209
>Burberry bag on display and nice room interior
Is this a slag or a faux slag?
>>>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57649231
is this directed at me
bloody liberals
t. american hillbilly
>>57648910
I just want a slag gf to peg me and make me eat chad's cum
anyone else notice white girls only date black guys now
not directing anything at you until you make up for your mistakes
>>57649257
t. mong who had sex once and thinks it's shit because he doesn't know what he's doing
>>57649261
This. Fucking feminists.
literally the perfect woman
>>57649086
have fune
>>57649199
Yeah exactly the same lad, I don't find men attractive at all, I'm only aroused by big penises and the idea of having dicks in and on me.
But my fantasies completely vanish after I've had a wank and I find them disgusting.
Keep getting objectified by disgusting middle-aged women lads. Got called over to a table of 30-50 year olds, ask "Is everything alright?", only to be told "Yeah everything's fine we just wanted to get a closer look at your bum" and for the whole table to cackle at me. Continued getting comments like that all night. Meantime I get absolutely no interest from qt girls my age.
>>57648751
>>57648910
>>57649293
>sissy american cucks
>>57649302
No because this doesnt happen, stop watching blacked, whites > ethnics in the dating game
>>57649305
Sorry for typos above. I wrote that bleary-eyed, sans glasses while on the lav at 6am on my phone.
Lewis Hamilton is a bit of a tosser, isn't he?
out of drink
>>57649302
lol america
Watching Alex Jones's interview with The Don, as much as I like Donald it's pathetic how Alex rallies against the political creeps and sycophants but absolutely slobbers all over Trump immediately, constantly tells him how great he is.
about to go on a mobileposting shitpost spree on /v/
go check it out
>Lewis Hamilton is a bit of a tosser, isn't he?
>>57649309
t. mong who puts edition in the title
>>>>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57649349
what makes you think that?
>>57649184
Yeah British girls are so ugly, I guess pakistani girls are much more attractive, right rasheed?
>>57649384
t. mong that puts the edition in the subject
Lads how do I talk to girls at a concert?
Like before and in between bands
>>57649271
slag with a rich dad
>>57649326
glad i'm not the only one
>>57649329
bag yourself a milf
>>57649394
woah
poo
>you will never finger a slag on the dancefloor of a sticky floor shithole club
>you will never be cheated on by a slag with DDs and a big saggy ass
It's fucking killing me lads, I can't attract slags but I just wanna fuck one
>>57649376
wish our girls preferred muslims instead like they do in the uk
>>57649309
>once
literally been offered sex on three different occasions this week by three different girls and one of the girls wanted an orgy.
>>57649390
Ever seen him in interviews?
>>>>>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
*affixes cactus to end of voulge-shaft*
ahh, perfect
have 14000 words to do havent even reached 2000
>>57649442
did you do it
>>57649432
no white girls shag muslims voluntarily here, that's why the pakis go about raping all the time
>>57649406
I can tell you're new and underage
>>57649394
She's not ugly, just as bland and dull as they come. There's nothing striking about her at all.
>a good 2 millenia
>>57649429
Done the first one, not the second one. Wasn't my proudest moment but tbf I was white boy wasted
Awaking from ones slumber, venturing out into the unknown and inhaling through ones nasal orifices to smell the sweet petrichor of England's lush green fields is a sweet but brief juncture before coming to the harrowing cognizance that the land that be of Britannia hath been overwhelmed and lambasted from the untermensch and be it callous Mohammedans which hail from the acreage of Sindh and Khyber Pakhtunkhwa brought here by our brooding and incompetent regime committed to their plan to completely annihilate the Anglo-Saxon residents of our once great nation
>>57649465
I originally wanted to do a dissertation, but I'm glad I ended up with a practical instead desu. Only 7000 words
Love wearing a suit desu but I never get the chance to wear one
>>57649477
bored of banging girls for the moment.
no homo.
>>57649491
>>57649432
I have literally never seen a white girl with a muslim
>>57649492
hey, Zeus
>>57649442
You need to stop watching so much porn mate it's affecting your dreams
can someone give me a good night kiss
Just realised why they call them love handles. lol.
>>57649480
wrong on both counts, detective
>It's a Essex pretends to be a normie whilst staying in every weekend episode
>>57649521
it happens in dark alleyways and the backs of taxis
@57649519
sure
>>57649540
why?
who else /cripplinganxiety/ here
>>57649442
I'm sure this happened
fuck off paki
>>57649550
he goes out most weeks hes just gone back to uni give the boy some slack leave him alone or ill hit you really hard
>>57649550
:^)
I feel like I'm going to fail uni again lads.
My parents think I'm a computer whiz because I can fix the router and unfuck their tablets but I don't know shit about computers or programming, I'm not too bad at HTML & CSS but nowhere near a professional level.
What should I do if I fail? The only option I can see right now is straight up suicide the second the money runs out.
>>57649512
>practical
some dossy thing identified
>>57649539
*kisses you softly on the lips*
Goodnight. I love you. :]
>>57649563
fuck off paki
>>57649550
not back at uni yet
will be out multiple times a week once i go back desu
>>57649579
didn't even go today
daddy wouldn't give me a lift :c
>>57649582
You need to go to the daily programming thread in g
>>>/g/dpt/
and ask them to help you program in HTML and CSS for your STEM degree
>>57649588
damn right, didn't even have to spend any cold nights up on the telescope
>>57649563
Why do Americans always take memes at face value?
>>57649489
A woman doesn't need to be some "striking" glamour supermodel to be incredibly attractive
>>57649582
is this bait? what fucking uni degree are you studying where html and css matters?
>>57649582
>I'm not too bad at HTML & CSS
>I don't know shit about computers or programming
you can say that again
*orders nail gun*
*tracks down Lisicki*
*shoots him multiple times in the face*
writing my dissertation on being a twat rn
>>57649641
hat
>>57649579
>he goes out most weeks hes just gone back to uni give the boy some slack leave him alone or ill hit you really hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h19x8Wqpkq8
>>57649643
php developer at university of york
ello govna
>>57649606
Wouldn't mind some of that, can reciprocate after
>>57649652
He lives in Swansea
Start there
>Mum is drunk and talking about how much she wants her father to die
>>57649652
>>57649641
No one said anything about a glamour supermodel.
Felicity Jones is boring af to look at.
>>57649631
>science
super doss usless fuke cntu slurte
>>57649606
thanks you tooo
>>57649521
have literally only ever seen this once during 20 years of life in >birmingham
>>57649563
mong
>>57649670
good degree that, currently earning 42k a year
>>57649707
damn right
>>57649697
Post your idea of a 10/10 so we can all laugh at your shite taste
is it true british people live with their parents even after college?
friend told me
