Kyary
Considerably drunker than yow
yasuho
>>57648418
Where can I find a girl like this in Japan?
THE GOAT LIVE AT THE APOLLO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cnr7TBEiqA
don't give a fuck if i'm on the mic
my emily
Reminder to make sure you're registered to vote for brexit
>>57648437
At the previous address when she needs her hair done.
maisie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3A-lJQlrmk&nohtml5
nth for Bane
>>57648425
a whore
cocaine in the membrane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw [Embed]
Why are McCoy's flamegrilled steak such a fucking meme flavour
Chicken ANYDAY lads
>>57648454
Going to camp out there for the entire time i'm in tokyo
>>57648418
oh dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwRX1urYQJI
best ball kick i've ever witnessed in real life with my own eyes
Can someone please explain to me how Dynamo has managed to make a living by essentially ripping off David Blaine, Criss Angel, etc.?
>>57648498
Hacing lasagner yet again
cocaine makes me tired, relaxed and mongey - do I have adhd
scholes/zidane >> xavi > iniesta > laudrup > keane/vieira >>>>>>>pirlo > schweinsteiger >>>>>> pogba/toure/busquets/alonso > gerrard/carrick > fletcher > lampard > parker
i unironically read this on /sp/ few weeks ago, opinions?
what happens here?
>>57648454
I saw you in the sync you cheeky rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw [Embed] [Embed]
like this song too
>>57648516
i'm not surprised
>>57648452
Non-EU bants soon!
>>57648533
Complaining about queues and rain 2bh
>>57648528
your posting styles gone out the window
>>57648529
no just shite charlie you fuckin nobhead ahahah
>>57648535
*checks if my bf is there*
*scurries off*
>>57648499
rs
big day of acid tomorrow lads
>>57648533
not a lot, which is ncie
>>57648533
Whisky making
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
choon 2bh
going to bed soon
had enough
>>57648516
Janny should get a pay rise for that
>>57648533
Incest
>>57648533
The Wicker Man
>>57648601
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>>57648533
comfy long weekend trips w/ lots of walking of the pupper
>>57648587
how much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
This thread is now a wholly owned subsidiary of God's kingdom
>>57648516
it makes me incredibly happy
George Best was the best to ever play football
>>57648565
literally off darknet markets, it makes my friends energetic and manic but not me. I'm like this with all drugs, it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648601
literally just posted that, this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS5TIcLJXTw&nohtml5=False
anyone wanna play some pokemon showdown?
lel anyone remember that simpsons episode where they did insane in the membrane with the london symphony orchestra that was hilarious
Sorry for typos above. I wrote that bleary-eyed, sans glasses while on the lav at 6am on my phone.
>>57648633
250
Need a willy inside me.
Post some slag ass pics lads
More like pic related from last thread, my penis feels funny looking at it
the lads
>>57648673
Yes, master
>literally off darknet markets, it makes my friends energetic and manic but not me. I'm like this with all drugs, it's called - paradoxical reaction
>be me
>make football post because it's part of British culture
>literally get ignored for posts of a Black penis and some ass slag pics.
sigh...
well my post is here for you to read anyways...
>>57648532
your post was shit
>>57648679
>>literally off darknet markets, it makes my friends energetic and manic but not me. I'm like this with all drugs, it's called - paradoxical reaction
>tfw no cheating domme gf to facesit me with fresh cum in both her holes from mystery studs after a long day of work
why live
gotta shit
>>57648704
all me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS5TIcLJXTw&nohtml5=False [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
good song
>>57648737
didn't read any of this
>>57648740
Please fuck me senseless
>>57648679
>ass
FOY
>>57648751
To hear the lamentations of their economy
got trapped wind trapped in my windbag
>it's an underage posters post inane post-post-post ironism without knowing what irony means edition
>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648777
do brits considering that a big butt?
>tfw you will never go fucking mental with the lads
What does FOY mean?
>>57648761
Alri trinity
why do i like willy for about a week then have no interest in it for months
>>57648770
*bums you*
>>57648808
Jamal
>>57648790
what is irony and why is it so important
https://www.amnesty.org.uk/actions/stop-execution-kenneth-fults-usa-georgia-death-row
>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648842
see:
/s4s/
Whats the average temp in england?
21 degrees here today at midday, but yesterday was fucking boiling
>>57648822
seasonal homosexuality
so glad the uk is tolerant to muslims
>>57648808
No you fucking yank but it's a slags butt
Fuck off back to your ghetto big black booty shit
>>57648532
>toure = busquets
>>57648822
Hormones
>>57648808
its big enough
quite nicely round
a lot better than saggy arses like >>57648679
>tfw thrown into this rainy island to get a degree and make money
>>57648873
too hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VenNcnqeAgQ
>>57648751
am i the only one who would be into this? i wouldnt want to do anything like this with a girl id settle down with, but the thought of a casual, open relationship like this gets me rock hard even though it's degen af
>you will never have a buddy cop type relationship
rather have that than a gf desu
>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648875
low test britboi
herts you twat
joking ly
>>57648893
>he doesnt love the rain
Rasheed
>>57648867
ye but why does it matter
>>57648884
pls elaborate
>>57648873
24 degrees here in liverpool today
>>57648877
biscuits is literally a niche player
Toure fits into every team.
>>57648873
Reached about 11C today in England (north)
>>57648927
rude
>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57648922
I don't believe this one is real
I have met plenty of autistic guys but I think they'd know this would be a terrible idea
busquests is shite
can't think of anything witty to post
>Those cunts who are utter scummy pieces of shit, yet are popular, loved by almost everybody and always surrounded by friends and family
>>57648960
you're comparing players that don't even play the same role
>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57649004
post willy
I've been watching videos on one of those African American fights Twitter account for the past hour
Help me lads
>I'm busy doing an essay at the moment m'ladies. It's about how Sake is the perfect drink for bodacious gentlemen such as myself.
>>57648944
Men's hormone levels vary throughout the month, like women's do. For you it may be quite dramatic, temporarily turning you into a low-test bender for a week and then when your test goes back up you become a straight lad again.
>>57649014
I'm not, the /sp/ poster was.
Either way it's just about midfielders generally.
what dya get if the final goes into extra time
a good two hours
>>57649013
enlighten people of how scummy they are
is this what ireland is like?
>>57648989
This is always the best way to spot someone who knows absolutely fuck all about football.
*is inconsolable*
>>57648946
don't believe it
just trying to work out if its just hotter then what I'm used to, not bragging or something
anyway popping out now
going to have to work out how to buy a so called 'return ticket'
>>57648822
I like willy until I have a wank and then I hate willy
Being bi-curious is odd
Fucking hell /brit/ has made me develop a thing for slags
Just want to fucking nail a slag really bad with no johnny on and then go to the clinic the next day for a test while eating a bacon bap
quite like a lot of old timey clothes desu
>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
runningu outoru ofu beeru
Is there a more patrician waifu?
>>57649073
hairy footed inbred midgets?
yes
>>57649089
I like willy until I wank and then I just want to cuddle boys.
>>57649095
it ain't fun
trust famila
t. someone who's been there and done that.
>>57649122
what happened to her teeth
Lads, what is wrong with some people?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528236/Male-Norwegian-politician-raped-asylum-seeker-says-feels-GUILTY-attacker-deported-man-suffer-Somalia.html
>>57649075
fuck off
bet you think messi is good too
he could never pull a goal like this off
>>57649046
No you loser lmao
>>57649079
i see, have a glass of water and then go to bed
>>57649140
because you're shit at it
*does things without wondering if it's ironic*
>>57649131
kek
>>57649118
I'm out of beer, onto spar amaretto with dr pepper
im white
will i fit in in london? bit worried about non-whites bullying me
>>57649146
liberalism
>>57649073
up north is better
![4aac36df01771deaab0e23dfff7fe8ce.600x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mx9C2ym.jpg "4aac36df01771deaab0e23dfff7fe8ce.600x[1]")
>>57648987
>>57649122
Yes, she's plain and dull as fuck, with revolting bucked teeth.
>>57649158
it's the fear of pregnancy rather than anything yet.
that shit stays for a good three weeks.
>>57649058
hmm maybe
>>57649089
this is what happens to me but then i can go off it for ages at a time, then others it's the main thing i like :( even more confusing is that i dont like men, just the willy
>>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57649197
>giving them anything other than your first name
>>57649178
It's not even that.
>a good three weeks
>>57649178
i dont think you know what that word means xx
>>57649076
Yeah but they're not actually ''Syrians'' so I guess I won't be doing this
>liberalism
>>57649219
yeah, sure thing champ.
If you're not a feminist, then you're a sexist.
>>57649076
could you get them removed from the neighbourhood if you kept writing to the council?
*exposes britain first*
>>57649209
>Burberry bag on display and nice room interior
Is this a slag or a faux slag?
>>>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57649231
is this directed at me
bloody liberals
t. american hillbilly
>>57648910
I just want a slag gf to peg me and make me eat chad's cum
anyone else notice white girls only date black guys now
not directing anything at you until you make up for your mistakes
>>57649257
t. mong who had sex once and thinks it's shit because he doesn't know what he's doing
>>57649261
This. Fucking feminists.
literally the perfect woman
>>57649086
have fune
>>57649199
Yeah exactly the same lad, I don't find men attractive at all, I'm only aroused by big penises and the idea of having dicks in and on me.
But my fantasies completely vanish after I've had a wank and I find them disgusting.
Keep getting objectified by disgusting middle-aged women lads. Got called over to a table of 30-50 year olds, ask "Is everything alright?", only to be told "Yeah everything's fine we just wanted to get a closer look at your bum" and for the whole table to cackle at me. Continued getting comments like that all night. Meantime I get absolutely no interest from qt girls my age.
>>57648751
>>57648910
>>57649293
>sissy american cucks
>>57649302
No because this doesnt happen, stop watching blacked, whites > ethnics in the dating game
>>57649305
Sorry for typos above. I wrote that bleary-eyed, sans glasses while on the lav at 6am on my phone.
Lewis Hamilton is a bit of a tosser, isn't he?
out of drink
>>57649302
lol america
Watching Alex Jones's interview with The Don, as much as I like Donald it's pathetic how Alex rallies against the political creeps and sycophants but absolutely slobbers all over Trump immediately, constantly tells him how great he is.
about to go on a mobileposting shitpost spree on /v/
go check it out
>Lewis Hamilton is a bit of a tosser, isn't he?
>>57649309
t. mong who puts edition in the title
>>>>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57649349
what makes you think that?
>>57649184
Yeah British girls are so ugly, I guess pakistani girls are much more attractive, right rasheed?
>>57649384
t. mong that puts the edition in the subject
Lads how do I talk to girls at a concert?
Like before and in between bands
>>57649271
slag with a rich dad
>>57649326
glad i'm not the only one
>>57649329
bag yourself a milf
>>57649394
woah
poo
>you will never finger a slag on the dancefloor of a sticky floor shithole club
>you will never be cheated on by a slag with DDs and a big saggy ass
It's fucking killing me lads, I can't attract slags but I just wanna fuck one
>>57649376
wish our girls preferred muslims instead like they do in the uk
>>57649309
>once
literally been offered sex on three different occasions this week by three different girls and one of the girls wanted an orgy.
>>57649390
Ever seen him in interviews?
>>>>>>>>>>>>it's called - paradoxical reaction
*affixes cactus to end of voulge-shaft*
ahh, perfect
have 14000 words to do havent even reached 2000
>>57649442
did you do it
>>57649432
no white girls shag muslims voluntarily here, that's why the pakis go about raping all the time
>>57649406
I can tell you're new and underage
>>57649394
She's not ugly, just as bland and dull as they come. There's nothing striking about her at all.
>a good 2 millenia
>>57649429
Done the first one, not the second one. Wasn't my proudest moment but tbf I was white boy wasted
Awaking from ones slumber, venturing out into the unknown and inhaling through ones nasal orifices to smell the sweet petrichor of England's lush green fields is a sweet but brief juncture before coming to the harrowing cognizance that the land that be of Britannia hath been overwhelmed and lambasted from the untermensch and be it callous Mohammedans which hail from the acreage of Sindh and Khyber Pakhtunkhwa brought here by our brooding and incompetent regime committed to their plan to completely annihilate the Anglo-Saxon residents of our once great nation
>>57649465
I originally wanted to do a dissertation, but I'm glad I ended up with a practical instead desu. Only 7000 words
Love wearing a suit desu but I never get the chance to wear one
>>57649477
bored of banging girls for the moment.
no homo.
>>57649491
>>57649432
I have literally never seen a white girl with a muslim
>>57649492
hey, Zeus
>>57649442
You need to stop watching so much porn mate it's affecting your dreams
can someone give me a good night kiss
Just realised why they call them love handles. lol.
>>57649480
wrong on both counts, detective
>It's a Essex pretends to be a normie whilst staying in every weekend episode
>>57649521
it happens in dark alleyways and the backs of taxis
@57649519
sure
>>57649540
why?
who else /cripplinganxiety/ here
>>57649442
I'm sure this happened
fuck off paki
>>57649550
he goes out most weeks hes just gone back to uni give the boy some slack leave him alone or ill hit you really hard
>>57649550
:^)
I feel like I'm going to fail uni again lads.
My parents think I'm a computer whiz because I can fix the router and unfuck their tablets but I don't know shit about computers or programming, I'm not too bad at HTML & CSS but nowhere near a professional level.
What should I do if I fail? The only option I can see right now is straight up suicide the second the money runs out.
>>57649512
>practical
some dossy thing identified
>>57649539
*kisses you softly on the lips*
Goodnight. I love you. :]
>>57649563
fuck off paki
>>57649550
not back at uni yet
will be out multiple times a week once i go back desu
>>57649579
didn't even go today
daddy wouldn't give me a lift :c
>>57649582
You need to go to the daily programming thread in g
>>>/g/dpt/
and ask them to help you program in HTML and CSS for your STEM degree
>>57649588
damn right, didn't even have to spend any cold nights up on the telescope
>>57649563
Why do Americans always take memes at face value?
>>57649489
A woman doesn't need to be some "striking" glamour supermodel to be incredibly attractive
>>57649582
is this bait? what fucking uni degree are you studying where html and css matters?
>>57649582
>I'm not too bad at HTML & CSS
>I don't know shit about computers or programming
you can say that again
*orders nail gun*
*tracks down Lisicki*
*shoots him multiple times in the face*
writing my dissertation on being a twat rn
>>57649641
hat
>>57649579
>he goes out most weeks hes just gone back to uni give the boy some slack leave him alone or ill hit you really hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h19x8Wqpkq8
>>57649643
php developer at university of york
ello govna
>>57649606
Wouldn't mind some of that, can reciprocate after
>>57649652
He lives in Swansea
Start there
>Mum is drunk and talking about how much she wants her father to die
>>57649641
No one said anything about a glamour supermodel.
Felicity Jones is boring af to look at.
>>57649631
>science
super doss usless fuke cntu slurte
>>57649606
thanks you tooo
>>57649521
have literally only ever seen this once during 20 years of life in >birmingham
>>57649563
mong
>>57649670
good degree that, currently earning 42k a year
>>57649707
damn right
>>57649697
Post your idea of a 10/10 so we can all laugh at your shite taste
is it true british people live with their parents even after college?
friend told me
>didn't even have to spend any cold nights up on the telescope
>you will never be fed chips in bed by Stacey the Slag
>you will never see the look of disappointment on your dads face when she comes round for dinner
>you will never eat dinner with her on her phone the entire time
>americucks
>>57649535
>>57649569
>projection
honestly lads, just talk to girls in a friendly manner, pretend you're actually interested in them.
this is the most normie advice i can give you.
>>57649683
What the fuck is wrong with women?
>>57649697
Post interesting girls then
easter?
>>57649738
>>57649754
why do canadians shit on nova scotia so much? they say it's the worst part of caanda
>>57649711
I know a girl who's married to a muslim, and another who lost her virginity at the "prom" of y11 to a muslim and i'm in Yorkshite. Would've thought Birmingham would be rife with it 2bh
>>57649756
i thought you said you were autistic around girls a while back
>>57649743
I have a vast array of hats iah
http://nonfree.pizza/
ah yes
want to party with essex and westmids
>>57649756
>honestly lads, just talk to girls in a friendly manner, pretend you're actually interested in them.
>you'll get laid, I promise
>>57649739
Sometimes
The American culture of self-reliance is hugely overrated
>he do STEM
nerd haha
>>57649785
yeah, still am to a certain extend, depends how I wake up.
reminder that canada wouldn't exist if it weren't for american independence
fuck america
>>57649738
>>57649302
obama is a muslim and was born in kenya
Atheists can't lose or be debated, Christians are arguing from faith, we are arguing from facts
>>57649808
why would a grown man be reliant on his parents?
>>57649784
thinking about it i've seen several white women in hijabs and stuff but its very very rare compared to white and black couples
>>57649812
>tfw studying engineering
>tfw will likely graduate a virgin
gonna do a humanities degree at a Russell group uni lads hahaha
Is there a way to filter out Americans except one? I'm pretty sure there's one decent one, the rest are all fucking annoying with excessive cringey use of 'lad' and the same bait every thread
>>57649850
because houses are expensive
>There are normies who are also regulars on /brit/
el
oh
el
You're all sad fuckers.
>>57649801
meet me in notts sometime next week
>>57649774
Objectively not as good looking as Felicity
>>57649756
Mate the only way to get girls is to be good looking, you know you're subhuman if girls never message you first
>>57649763
In all fairness, he is an awful drunken mess who's borderline senile. I have no real love for him.
>>57649861
how is it even possible to go through all of uni a virgin, do you just not go out or socialise?
In the last 30 days I have spoken to 31 women
>4 are bots/overseas
>6 aren't my type
>21 stop responding to my messages, either after the 1st reply or the 10th
wew dating is fun lads haha
>>57649864
Stfu lad
>god isn't real
>ok how was the universe created
>uh the bigbang duh
>what existed before the bigbang
>uhhh uhh uhh OH MY GOD FUCKING THEISTS ARE SO STUPID
atheism, not even once
>>57649801
would be a decent session 2bh
>>57649774
spoiler that hog
>Atheists can't lose or be debated, Christians are arguing from faith, we are arguing from facts
>>57649774
Yep, reddit-tier taste as confirmed
is it true knives are illegal in the uk?
how do you spread your butter?
>>57649871
wong
>>57649864
Get the decent one to adopt a trip and add it as an exception to the filter.
>>57649923
with a spoon
>>57649560
Cause that's where you hold when you are doing it.
I don't even know how to filter by flag
>>57649907
aye it'd be well grand can picture us all trying to out do eachther on lines and ending up in an ambulance
>>57649929
Ah yes the classic myspace angle
>>57649929
eyes are too big for her face
>>57649888
imperial college lad, it's hardly difficult.
>>57649915
>Try explaining to atheists they're not scientists and their blind faith in scientists' word is not only the same as theists but unscientific itself
>>57649923
with the mandatory safety catch on my knife
>>57649923
Melt it, pour it over the bread and wait for it to set
>>57649923
just use your thumb and toast the bread before
>>57649738
Denise Schaefer
Bar Refaeli
Lauren Loretta
Elizabeth Ostrander
No need to be upset and get personal just because your waifu is as fucking bland and dull.
>>57649960
/brit/ knows, most people itt already filtered America lmfao
>>57649888
I'm not a virgin but I graduate in july and haven't shagged once at uni unless it's abroad
any good paki porn? no mia kalifa
>>57649960
On settings, I have Pakistan filtered. America is very close, the quality of the next yank post will determine it
>>57649876
lol yeah all three msgd me first. but don't be a twat with this logic.
you need to light the fire first.
>>57649774
>>57649929
she looks about 16, fuck off you underage twat
>>57649923
with my ID card they asked for when i tried to buy a knife but rejected me because i didn't have the knife licence stamp on it
>>57650009
you mean on erasmus?
>>57649964
>>57649973
>>57650019
>scottish tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4HK5c7VmBw
>>57649946
doing what?
can any lad tell me the source of this pic?
>>57649977
>London
>Uni full of pakis, chinks and blacks
Should've gone to a Whiter uni mate
>you need to light the fire first
>>57650016
Screenshots of the messages or actually fuck off
NIGGER
>>57650008
pretty sad isn't it? they'll defend their general from invaders but not their country
>>57649962
wouldnt be me
always take it easy on the charlie and tell my mates to rack me baby sized lines
am not a big druggie desu
>>57650007
>calls felicity bland and dull
>only cites generic as fuck professional models
>>57650050
Putting your hard willy in her flower.
>>57650009
>I graduate in july and haven't shagged once at uni
lol how?
>>57649775
our economy is shit so we're seen as the gibsmedat province
we're also the happiest overall despite this
>>57649890
Whats this on?
>>57650016
>don't be a twat with this logic.
Mate do you think Sean O'Pry ever messages first? Or Francisco Lachowski? Nah man they just get their phone, facebook ,instagram messages just full of clunge throwing themselves at the guys
>>57650033
nah as in I went on holiday whilst at uni
>>57650053
the patriot? I know tom wilkinson was in that as cornwallis
>>57650088
normies get out
>>57650073
have been doing a line of coke here every 40 minutes it's working well
not going out again tonight :)
>>57650099
oh yeah, because we're all fashion models right?
>>57650055
maybe I should have
>tfw I rejected oxford and durham
>>57649888
Don't want my first time to be a random one night stand but it seems like all relationships begin with or are bolstered by sex.
>tfw you had your chance in college fucked it up by being an awkward spastic
>>57650053
Da Pattriyoto by Meru Gibbu-san
>>57650111
Is it treasonous yank propaganda?
>>57650090
nova scotia is the best place in Canada. Who cares about statistics? It's the scenery and people that make a place enjoyable
>>57650119
>190kg I'llnever Race
>normie
you've got to be pulling my leg
he got bantered so hard about being a virgin he made a story up and reckon he shagged her for "a good two hours"
>>57650132
foal
>>57650120
have you got a timer set
new when
>>57650134
Post proof of any of your messages, you can blur out any doxxable shit
AHHHHH THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
>>57650169
Took him 10 minutes to get it up
>>57650082
You asked for 10/10s and got 10/10s. If your standards are so fucking low you consider a chavvy bland tart to be a picture of beauty, don't get mad when people mock you for it.
i hate what it feels like when you're sad because you dont have a girlfriend
>haha he's still a virgin...
>i s-swear
>r-right...?
everytime.
>>57650171
llf, good idea but would feel like a yank doing that
>>57650157
yes, amusing though
>>57650167
i agree, we're not happiest for no reason
>>57650177
when i see fit
>>57650099
Okc
>>57650157
Mel Gibson despises the English, he harnesses the chi of Yanks, Scots, and Strayans into a giant hadouken of hate
Why is the UK the only European country faring well
No banterd
I wanna know real reasons
>>57650196
mahaaaa /brit/ has never been celebrated for its excellence
>>57650177
We're only on page 4
>>57650207
classic
>>57650119
newfag
>>57650169
maybe he's just that bad at sex
>>57650007
>Denise Schaefer
Generic brunette American model
>Bar Refaeli
Legit Goddess
>Lauren Loretta
Doesn't even come close
>Elizabeth Ostrander
Doesn't even come close
You have shit taste sorry mate
@214
student plebs ruined grime
>people find this attractive
>>57650224
it's the scottish genetics
>>57650268
all me
>>57650190
'no'
>>57650228
Is it worth using?
>>57650241
The Grat British Stiff Upper Lip my friend
gan to bed
good nite lanc duckling im sorry
>>57650270
Sorry about your shit taste pham
>>57650227
>>57650243
dont care
>>57650267
>uses the word generic
>doesn't even know what it means
>2016
>Taylor Hill isnt your waifu
*ruins grime*
oops haha
Business Idea: start using emoticons as a gimmick :L
>>57650298
night night C=
>>57650241
Thanks to this lad.
>>57650273
honestly i don't want to pull the "muh heritage" card but when i hear the /brit/ lads doing their county banter and talking about northern england and scotland especially i think "yeah that's just like here"
alright boys
>>57650312
>what is parametric polymorphism
au revoir, /brit/shana
>>57650298
ni nt
>>57650295
This is why everyone laughes at you lad, you make up big claims yet cant back it up. You can talk the talk but not walk the walk
>>57650223
>>57650235
Damn, any good old Empire films you'd recommend? Sort of like Zulu I'm looking for.
£35 has gone missing from my bank account
which one of you pakis nicked it
>>57650369
ribena
>>57650326
*audible cringe*
@268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-audWG2oaU
implying this isn't better than any of P Money's older stuff excluding Candy shop
>people find this attractive.
>>57650369
probably TV licensing for accessing live text
>>57650326
urgh
@57650382
right into my trap
Lads why does it take me 20 minutes to shower
>>57650326
It's like every country you leaf spaz
>>57650363
and you think I care?
lol
>>57650142
>rejecting Oxford
Holy shit
LMAO why the fuck would you reject literally the top 5 Uni in the WORLD in a beautiful White town for some paki london overrated paki rasheed uni
Lmao just lmae
>>57650321
He's popped his collar. He means business.
>>57650366
the man who would be king is evocative of that.
can't think of any thirteen colony type films desu if that's what you're after.
>>57650369
me
>>57650389
She's the new star of Star Wars, get ready to see her spammed
>>57650426
takes me that long too
have to wash everywhere like 5 times too
absolutely cannot stand canadians
@385
neither of those are grime tunes
and the song you're referring to is called sweet shop
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>57650389
felicity is amazing
I bet you're one of the fucks that post those greasy fat kebab slags
>>57650389
Honestly better than the zipperhead rubbish that runt at the start of every thread and that thailander posts
>>57650142
>rejecting oxford
pics or it didn't happen.
>>57650426
you love it, you slut
Anyone else here on the Hobgoblin tonight?
>getting this mad cos felicity jones is ugly
>>57650433
I rejected Cambridge for UCL
Thought id like it more but I fucking hate it. Biggest regret of my life I think
>>57649876
sluthate user detected
>>57650452
I have just the tool for you
>>57650451
are you a normie
I thought it was only me
how do people wash in only 5 minutes, there would literally still be soap and shit everywhere
think daves been a bit naughty about those taxes 2bh, cringe when i see poor people on fb and /brit/ defending it
>>57650432
Obviously you do otherwise you wouldn't try "correct" the rest of us in every thread
>o-oh I'm not a v-virgin, I met this girl right, took her home, took me like 10 minutes to get hard and then I shagged her for like 2 minu- I mean 2 hours haha lads banter #legend!
new thread when
>it's a GOD SAVE THE QUEEN episode
>felicity is amazing
Confirmed for having no standards.
havent had a wank in nearly 2 (two) days
choon though tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7dg6Dl7Hw
lads what reddit flag does this cunt have
>>57650511
>>57650389
>>57650326
respect 2bh
>>57650570
south thanet
>>57650570
none
>>57650570
none
>>57650570
west midlands
@461
haha baited
>>57650570
Yorkshire
>>57650312
Generic as in there were fitter bird as fit as her in my sixth form and probably in every single American college
>>57650570
Felicity Jones is exactly the sort of "beauty" that belongs on Reddit.
They worship the featureless slag over there.
>>57650580
fml
>>57650580
I literally have all of the features on the left but I'm still ugly
>>57650580
Me on't left
@614
>realise you're a mong who doesnt know what hes talking about
>haha just a prank bro
>>57650433
I'd have to spend two years studying shit subjects I don't give a toss about and imperial was ranked higher. I also had a "complex" about being surrounded by posh cunts who would treat me like scum because of my poverty tier background.
tfw
>>57650389
>This is a 10/10 according to Rasheed
>This is better looking than Felicity Jones
>>57650634
i bet you posted this
>>57650296
Yeah
>>57650366
It's not exactly about empires, but the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven is a very good epic about the difficulties of maintaining political legitimacy, spiritual credibility, and moral superiority in a foreign kingdom.
>>57650621
You'll find prettier girls walking down the street, of course. but they're not all over the web.
You'll find prettier girls than FJ behind the counter in a fucking chip shop
>>57650666
stop doing that @ shit, it's basically trip or namefagging
>>57650653
Do you have an asymmetrical face?
>>57650580
>browner skin
no, but I'm pale and work it like an /fa/ god
>narrow face
yess
>less fat
yess
>fuller more sym lips
uhhh, hard to say, maybe?
>darker eye brows
ish
>more and darker lashes
yesss
>upper face broader
yessssss
>high cheek bones
yessss
>prom lower jaw
for sure
>no receededing brows
idk what that means
>thinner lids
no unfortunately
>no wrinkles
obv
how do I score?
>>57650663
thought i told you to go to bed
@57650708
total mong
>chinkphones are losing volume in the right ear
NOOOOOOOOO
hope it's just ear wax tb.h
>>57650686
not 10/10 but better than felicity desu
>STEM
kissless virgins
>humanities
strong and handsome men
reply to me OR ELSE
@708
no
>>57636464
>>57636464
>>57636464
new
>>57650580
the one on the right would be attractive with a low bodyfat % and a better haircut tbqh
>>57650747
all me
>>57650725
Not reading that, seriously just fuck off, no one likes you here
>>57650747
was originally going to do history but then I switched
rip my life
>people find this attractive
>>57650725
>no, but I'm pale and work it like an /fa/ god
Doubt it
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101103-attractive-women-men-faces-skin-color-evolution-diet-health/
>>57650426
It takes me about twenty-five to thirty, I don't know why people get so outraged over it. I'm not fucking around, just being thorough and have several steps.
>>57650784
no one likes anyone here afaik
>STEM
>>57650768
france is property of the crown you traitorous cur
>>57650438
The look of a man who is about to fuck your wife and your country, which is also his own
>>57650807
see when a black person is told their skin tone is unattractive, they chimp out?
me being an alpha white, I'm like fuck off lol w/e
>For instance, in selecting a mate, women will often trade looks for resources or personality.
>tfw fail on all 3 counts
>>57650845
well that's understandable as you have a much larger body mass to wash
>>57650886
he wouldn't, he's christian
>>57650908
mild kek
>>57650796
Oh well, that's all history now!
>>57650901
Works with blacks too, if you're pale you best have the yellow tone otherwise sayanara hombre
>>57650908
Got a chuckle out of me and you're right. Fatties stink to high heaven and most don't even realize it.
>>57650923
No one's Christian on an Ibiza vaycay
>>57651038
> >
>>57650902
government should just pair everyone up at a certain age by income, attractiveness and compatible personalities
>>57651070
>compatible personalities
The least stable marriages are the ones based on liking each other as friends. The most stable marriages are ones where people think they have to make it work no matter if they are a perfect couple or not. I think arranged marriage is a-okay.
