hark at this its mental edition
janny delete this
got an office with everything cocaine white
in the morning it can get too bright
but it doesn't affect me these days
cuz i've been staying up way too deep in the night
listening to kpop before bed
Fuck off yanks
>>57653546
Took me ages to upload this baka
>>57653547
don't wake up you nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbQaCCb_Gzc
CHOON
>>57653554
pls stop bully
>>57653564
looks pleasant but is this still in middle of a city
>>57653591
stop posting cats
>>57653564
>ghost soldiers
>sashimono visible
baka
el britANO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
triggered.
is there a more admirable deed than pestering americunts?
>>57653577
shut up you pervert
>>57653608
No this is on a mountain near Nara
>>57653609
He's le Chatposter
One of /brit/s many loveable personalities
>>57653632
suicide
>>57653632
Executing the Irish
why are brits such killjoy pansy faggots
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Vcx3zRE-0
>>57653652
fuck off leaf
>>57653559
Why not just make a program that counts (You)'s for you?
chenne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFehp5icDSk
who here /upat3am/
Why do Americans go full fucking sperglord when you criticise their military?
>>57653677
effort
If this was your girlfriend, why would you play away from home, let alone try to shag a fucking 15yo girl?
Anyone else have a housekeeper?
>>57653644
will have a look next time on google earth listening to xfms
>>57653681
hampshire?
>>57653706
Probably an annoying cunt so maybe
>>57653696
Because they're fuckwits who think a large military is a great source of national pride.
Marina Diamondis
if you're a girl then reply to this post
>>57653677
I deleted it as I realised I forgot to crop out 'Book1' from the top
Could have gotten so many more (You)'s from it as well
eating a burrito ask me anything
>>57653696
When you practically are the army of most of Europe, it comes off a tad hypocritical. It's like a kid yelling at someone for doing something when the kid's dad asked them to do it in the first place.
>>57653758
Ugly greek girl
>>57653744
Rasheed/Corbyn
i really want to smell a girls pants after shes been the gym
>>57653771
what did it ever do to you?
>>57653737
no
you little whore
>tfw still no brit bf
>>57653791
absolutely nothing
>>57653814
anyway, the tune you posted is a butchered, simplified version of some famous trap tune
>>57653783
Considering the Rasheeds have the same mentality, you're clearly a fucking retard.
>>57653777
As hypocritical as mocking Europe for immigration when America is 62% white?
Why can't yanks take the banter
>>57653816
I'm so sorry x
>>57653841
it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57653837
Right, so how many Rasheeds are in the British Armed Forces?
>>57653835
>trap
you gay?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooah, Bodyfooooooooorm. Bodyform for yoooooooooooooooou.
>>57653884
>traps = gay
Not this me me again
anyone else guilty of posting deliberately cringey posts to see how many fedora quotes they can amass?
can't seem to get over 2
>>57653906
hey, it's 2016, I won't judge you
>>57653880
Right, so what has that got to do with anything you dizzy cunt?
It refers to the likes of Iran, Saudi Arabia, India and Pakistan. Cretin.
*drops a cack on your nans chest*
>>57653841
Banter is something we're working on as a culture. If you can't handle a bit of teasing when Muslims, by far the worst migrants possible, are flooding your country, you might have a problem with banter yourself. Cheek requires self-awareness on both sides.
>>57653908
I don't do it consciously, it just happens
>>57653948
how rude
>>57653928
Saudi Arabia isn't a tough military 2bh mate, they spend a lot but dont trust their boys so dont train them. So they have top tier gear and veichles but not the training to use them effectively. Dunno about India and India: Muslim Edition
>>57653902
oh shit, did a yawn
>>57653906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-Gh4B7d8A
battyman
>>57653959
Banter is for retards who struggle to think of anything witty or original.
*tips*
*shits you out, gets up and has a look at you and decides to flush*
>>57653985
>lacy bits on your rag
Women have to convince themselves even their menstruation is pretty.
>>57653985
pleasant
>>57653992
Why are you posting this fag in /brit/?
>>57653959
We can handle the teasing, though after we get a Muslim mayor of london I think it'll be game over for us
>>57653926
>>57653992
>2D Traps
Not so gay because it's hard to differentiate genders, they basically draw females then add a cock to make it a trap
>3D Traps
Gay as fuck bruh because theyre all obvious males
I dont even fap to traps but that's just my 2 cents (FOY)
>>57653979
Again; you miss the point.
>>57653985
I'd love to lick that up
>>57654008
Thank you, Owen
>>57654033
because he saw it was relevant
>>57654046
>they draw females and add a cock
>4chan defends this every single time
>>57654018
Imagine having to put up with this shit every month for decades of your life.
>>57654033
How did he dropout of Manchester and then get into Cambridge?
>>57654088
Haha men don't bleed from the crotch every month
Post other ways that makes being a man better :D
another round of shots
turn down for what
>>57654103
probably family money
Post choons I'm almost out of alcohol
>>57654080
It's better than 3d traps where you can see their stubble and shit. You'd have to be a full on bender or extremely dense to think a 3d trap is passable without hormones (and thats only in some cases 2bh)
>>57654137
you get to have a willy
you get to shag girls
chvuene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKbChvqADd0
>>57654103
The hideous fucking faggot probably sucked a few gammy cocks.
>>57654137
>bodies that outclass women's in nearly every way
>more rational minds that invented most of everything and built the west
>honourable
>>57654033
quite unattractive, and that's in done-up photos
>>57654168
>no ass
>>57654161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEhpmuXHmRQ
>>57654137
you have friends which don't completely fucking hate you
>>57654176
>>honourable
>>57654189
At least he's got a wide chin
>>57654193
literally gay
>>57654209
Based tony
>>57654168
posted this months ago but you literally have the same taste as me
have never disliked a single song you've posted
>>57654193
>why yes i do prefer fat girls
Anyone got some pics of thick asians with a big ass?
Shit makes me so hard
How deer you
So, when are you cunts leaving the EU ?
Can't wait.
>>57654035
I think one thing colonial societies will always have an edge on native ones is that we better understand how to handle race, besides when we're run by people who think they have something to learn from continentals. Integration is only possible to a point, then you must isolate. If you can forgive an edgy metaphor, you don't handle a man holding you at knifepoint by opening your shirt and daring him to attack. You offer the good ones access to a higher culture and let them meet your desires, then isolate the rest from having power over anyone but themselves. I think Britain needs to remember that from all their experience in the territories, and America needs to remember that when it comes to mediating Blacks and minimizing Mexicans.
>>57654230
>>57654251
>Not wanting an ass to smack and squeeze
Benders
>>57654209
compare him to any female politician other than Thatchet
Why is it always fat fucking green haired freaks?
>>57653859
xx
>>57654271
fedoras incoming
>>57654265
Forgot pic
>>57654255
this is all I have
>>57654288
Why?
>>57654313
hello dear
>>57654290
they crave attention
My waifu
>>57654320
M
U
H
DICK
>>57654290
I have a pansexual female friend with rainbow hair. She's actually really nice
>>57654226
>wide chin
not that attractive
>>57654327
Would you rather elect Tony Blair or the Green Party?
remember to drink lots of water every day lads
>>57654255
cho cho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiW3QmGfHo
>>57654393
only drank whisky today
>>57654360
Literally fucking disgusting
Looks like a fucking tranny that failed HRT therapy
>>57654393
I've been doing the opposite. No wonder I'm always dead ffs.
>>57654255
>>57654255
>>57654290
>Low self esteem
>Dye hair to get compliements & attention
>do dodgy protests to make yourself look like a good person to get compliments & attention
>>57654385
Whats your ideal male then?
>>57654255
>>57654393
I drink about 4 pints per day. Got really good skin too.
>>57654431
D A M N
A
M
N
>>57654389
What the fuck are you going on about?
>>57654434
idk desu, just certain things strike me as unattractive as I come across them
>>57654389
Blair
>>57654414
what do you think
>>57654352
Surely it's more than just that.
>>57654491
I love it x
how do i get one of these flags?
>>57654465
What do you think to Sean O'Pry?
>>57654410
have a glass before bed
it will make a big difference in the morning
>>57654414
still quite unhealthy in general but since i've noticed a big difference since i started replacing fizzy drinks etc. with water
hydration is a really good feel
>>57654453
good lad
>>57654504
Send me a formal request and I will post it to you
In a shop with katanas
Want to take a pic without being an autist
>>57654537
Use a selfie stick
>>57654537
>without being an autist
bit late for that
i like this general
>>57654516
Water is a boring drink, I only manage like 2L a day 2bh
>>57654537
>caring about the opinions of people that will judge you anyways and you will never meet again
You're already one of them
Hate the taste of water
>>57654512
I can see that a lot of the objectively attractive features are there, but he does little for me. I don't think there's any one archetype that I like, it's mostly individuals desu. I like his eyes, I like his lips.
>>57654567
It has no taste (if filtered) but it is a dull taste. Only upside is the hydration you get from it
>>57654556
don't like you
>>57654567
end yourself
>>57654567
It's tasteless
>>57654559
what we thinking
>>57654499
will get round to adding eventually
Who here /positivecanthaltilt/
good feel
>>57654516
usually have pint 3 glasses a day, i have a sesh about once every 1-2 months, i dont really drink much
going to london next month for a business trip
how do i a bag a slag
>>57654597
oh cmon i ain't so bad
What the fuck happened to Kim Kardashian's bottom half?
>>57654591
What about the crowd pleaser, Francisco?
>>57654603
basically looks the same haha
chore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=238gQJiKqhg
>>57654634
oh you're the cat lad
disregard that then
post cats
have about 600 gigs of shite on my desktop
dont even know how i let this happen
>>57654642
I'll give you some chores!!
>>57654631
Well you could try not to impersonate Britbongs, you sleazy fat fuck.
>>57654616
Me, I have a slight positive canthal tilt and hooded eyes too. Too bad my lower third is utter shit
>tfw pointed chin
>tfw jaw isnt that strong
>>57654638
far better detail and rendering
FUCK OFF
>>57654685
How did you post this
conductor we have a problem
What did Corbyn say or do that makes people think he hates Jews?
>>57654255
>>57654638
yeah, again, very attractive. seems a little more, idk, real
>>57654669
wow calm down ahmed
but i guess you're right, british women do prefer foreigners
>>57654616
Practically elf-like
>>57654701
his phone obviously
>>57654685
>those trousers
Alri beetlejuice haha
>>57654616
Slight positive reporting in.
Marina
>>57654516
yes, water is great
>>57654685
rate
>>57654733
don't think you can get reddit flags for mobile
confused at what he meant by that
>>57654714
the labour party is full of people who suck palestinian dick and hate isreal
>>57654720
Alright last one
Thoughts on diego barrueco?
>>57654725
They don't prefer fat niggers called Ty'Rone or Da'Shawn, so don't waste your time.
>reddit flags
oh fuck off
>>57654753
1/10
>>57654772
haha holy shit
>>57654714
The fact that up until now he's spent his entire career hanging out with people who hate jews
>>57654737
Laughed at this
>>57654783
'no'
https://youtu.be/A5AAcgtMjUI
i have 3 comments to make regarding this video:
1. choon lads banger alert haha *gun fingers* post choons lads
2. >tfw no black gf
3. she died literally hours after shooting this video, absolute madness
>>57654788
Yanks, everybody.
>>57654762
That doesn't really answer the question, m8.
>>57654788
Do you get broads in atlanta?
>>57654771
how can a "south yorkshire" flag be anything but contrived nonsense? at least the white rose has a connection to the house of york
>>57654816
Is that the girl R Kelly urinated on
>>57654790
Like Hamas and Hezbollah? But isn't his purpose with them trying to resolve the issues they have with Israel?
>>57654780
no
>>57654816
3 good posts in one
>>57654771
not as attractive as the other two, the hair kinda ruins it
>>57654816
0161 manny on the map
I come from a little town called manchester
>>57654839
It's a shit flag 2bh but i dont wanna be associated with west yorkshire
>>57654818
stay perpetually assmad, my friend
>>57654836
and the fanta
>>57654753
dont get this post
whats this flag meant to be
>>57654852
nah but he apparently illegally married her when she was 15
>>57654255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdXcSH8tbw8&nohtml5=False
Best Bugzy tune
>>57654877
Interesting, that sorta hairstyle is big atm
>>57654859
Hamas and Hezbollah want to genocide the jews
>>57654938
another shoah?
>>57654904
its your flag with the 4chan gloss template on it
not the other shitty one
you have to click on it to see it properly if you didnt already
>>57654953
He has the worst profile i've seen in a while so she must be pretty dutty
>>57654714
The Jews think criticism of Zionism is a criticism of them and Judaism. They want sympathy and attention by deliberately twisting criticism of the State of Israel and making it about them as Jews.
=THE CONCLUSION TO THE BAKERS DELIGHT CUTIE TRILOGY=
hark brothers! i bring news from the bakers delight cutie front
so i went to the shops to get my coffee and while i was walking i saw her walk the other way because she must have been on her lunch break
*enter scene, me and her walking in opposite directions*
>my inner monologue: ummmm hello? earth to dope? what are you doing?! this will be your best opportunity to talk to her like let me think ... uhm ever?
so i go to the food court, do a sweep shes not there. i do another sweep and shes not there. i go to another smaller foodcourt and do a sweep shes not there. i go back to the initial foodcourt and do a sweep and i see her there on her phone.
i go for a sly squat and she hangs up and i say something along the lines of
>me: hey this is a bit awkward but i can't keep going to bakers delight because ..
>her: yeah the food's a bit rubbish
>me: yeah it's all just pastries. but i was wondering if i could get your number
-she stares kind of blankly-
>me: oh do you have a boyfriend?
>her: yeah it's just the beginning but you're really >cute (editor's note: wahey)< i'm so sorry
>me: no worries i probably won't be around bakers delight that much anymore
>her: wait whats your name?
>me: my name is [my name]
>her: oh i'm malery
>me: fantastic meeting you malery
so there it is lads. there it is.
Reminder that Jeremy Corbyn praised and invited to parliament Raed Salah a man who has called for the eradication of the Jewish people and has said that Jews bake their bread with the blood of Palestinian children
>>57654936
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDYZiuNbUeo
>Work in the public sector in a department that should not exist
>Paid a handsome salary despite it being a junior position with no responsibility
>Walked into the job with a mediocre humanities degree
>Spend most of the day shitposting, listening to music, watching TV shows, messing about with younger colleagues.
>Even turned up high a couple of times and have done about 4 wanks overall
>Do a long poo every day, which you're all paying for
I'm laughing to myself as I type this, I can't believe this is my life. Surely someone will put a stop to this soon, right? Hahaha
>>57655009
Leftists hate Israel so they must love that
>tfw anti semitisism is on the rise
wish I had an R32 GTR
>>57655024
Got any openings?
>>57655009
>a man who has called for the eradication of the Jewish people and has said that Jews bake their bread with the blood of Palestinian children
Does he post on /pol/?
>>57655034
Weird how the left used to love Israel
>>57655015
I like the instrumental, but still not the best ive heard
>>57654936
yeah, I get why people like it too, it's style with little effort, but I can't help but feel that lads who pull it off would look better with something else.
might make some more te
wish i had a second chance at life
>>57655073
When?
Took a dip into /pol/ to see how they are, some American lad actually said he has hated America for their role in the demise of Rhodesia (which is no role at all) and would give up his citizenship if he could fight to save Rhodesia, that he was born too late to do something so noble. Absolutely bonkers
>>57655003
eagerly awaited x
*reads it*
hmm
>>57655073
Pendulum swings. Israel, despite being surrounded by countries that'd love to see it annihalted, is hated. Lots of Palestinians even go into Israel for their jobs too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svF8BuSi5Rw
>25 views
s m h
>>57655034
>Leftists hate Israel so they must love that
Ultra-Orthodox Jews hate Israel, they're far from lefties.
>>57655069
Not where I am but there are plenty of civil service jobs going that are just as cushy. I will never work in the private sector again if I can help it.
how do inform the greek guy i work with he isnt white lads?
>>57655109
When my dad was a lefty student he said they all supported Israel and used to gather round the TV when Israel was at war and cheer them on
>>57655083
I'm not a big fan of it either, just shaving the sides and gelling/waxing the bulk on top is lazy and other styles alook better
>>57655165
did your dad realise that the israeli army couldn't hear them?
>>57655152
"you aren't fucking white"
>>57655133
Deranged bunch on /pol/.
>>57655152
ask him to point out his skin colour in the dulux paint catalogue and when he turns to the creams/whites shout "WRONG" in his face
>>57655152
why would you need to inform him that? mate let the memes stay memes
ahhh, yes
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=26d_1460180061
chop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAzIhSU2tYE
>>57655176
It's bullshit anyway mate.
>>57655152
>Greeks
>working
You nearly had me there
>>57655148
Lots of people hate Israel because of "Apartheid" even though that muslims get equal rights in Israel? I mena NUS has called for a boycott of Israel yet refuses to condemn ISIS because of Islamaphobia?
>>57655202
yeah this has had a pretty good success rate with me
was reading about Ganymede and apparently it has the highest chance for intelligent alien life of any other celestial body in our solar system. in fact it gives off radio signals and interference through its magnetosphere which we've never seen anywhere else in the known universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llXu9pSvF54
>>57655133
It's quite funny when they actually believe Nazi propaganda
Would Israel exist as it is today if not for WWII?
>>57655207
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0gOEyK6Tg
>>57655133
/pol/ has completely lost the plot
>>57655133
Get fucked nigger
>>57655084
>he lives on a meme island that isnt newfoundland
>>57655207
less of this
>>57655185
It's one thing to say Rhodesia was on its way to being a decent country and was willingly allowed to be infiltrated by communists so Britain could wash its hands of it. It's another to constantly fantasize about race war and be incapable of having a romantic notion without race war.
>was reading about Ganymede and apparently it has the highest chance for intelligent alien life of any other celestial body in our solar system. in fact it gives off radio signals and interference through its magnetosphere which we've never seen anywhere else in the known universe
>>57655251
Yes
Zionism predates the holocaust by many years
