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>tfw no Austrian gf
cara
yasuho
>>57644417
cock me twins desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirADPT5bx4
Tabi
>>57644431
this 2bh
>>57644417
Why do you want an Austrian gf?
ireland > britain
fucking hell lads the working class man kicked it with the back of his foot
>>57644472
ermm the old thread was at 390 posts actually lmao
>>57644560
t. tyler murphy
>>57644417
Not sure you know what you're talking about here lad
>>57644417
iktf
Heavyweight champion of whatever federation that was desu
Just watched it live
>>57644560
t. cletus o'toole
got a hankering for a spankering
Why are there still fascists if their ideology centered around unifying their countries to prepare for massive scale wars of the 20th century?
Still in bed
Women will never make you happy.
getting drunk on my own lads
>>57644686
didn't you bring kyary pictures with you, you twat
>>57644695
bad lad
>>57644687
a beth gf would
>>57644684
>this fag thinks he has any kind of political influence
>>57644715
No I didn't
Cleared my Dropbox and didn't put them back in
>>57644718
join me
>>57644684
They think mass mobilization will solve social ills. They're officially on the level of communists who say "Yeah, we were absolute monsters when we had a chance, but you really should keep us around because we can make things so much better if you give us a small chance under your heel!"
>>57644468
https://youtu.be/6e36gVuRVCA
>New tourettes guy
Holy shit
I thought he died of an heart attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L1FXVILlPI
>>57644762
about to roll a spliff actually
>tfw no Austrian gf called Anna
>tfw no Russian gf called Polly
>tfw no French gf called Honorine
>tfw no Spanish gf called Sandra
>tfw no South Korean gf called Jihye
>tfw no Estonian gf called Dianna
>tfw no Brazilian gf called Luana
>tfw no Finnish gf called Nora
>>57644746
seppuku seems appropriate
Is there such a thing as a patrician action film?
>>57644417
>tfw ive had an austrian gf
>Hannah Murray will never sit on your face
just acquired 2gs of cocaine - sniffed 200mg in one line abs fuckod
>>57644809
following suit
>>57644832
die hard
crank
you'll NEVER go to space
>tfw could've had a beautiful Austrian-Turkish gf
>>57644863
fuck no
>>57644863
How can anyone with even a scrap of sanity support this?
>>57644863
i support your mum with my knob
We're all dead and 4chan is purgatory. God decides whether you go to heaven or hell based on your posts.
Plot twist. The janitor is God.
amerislags lads
>>57644832
Predator.
dont know why I dont break down crying every night 2bh
>>57644832
Raw Deal
>>57644921
dehydrated from whiskey consumption?
>>57644832
Alien x 4
Escape from NY
Running Man
>>57644909
thats mick foleys daughter right?
>>57644808
Don't like some of those editing choices, should have made it feel more happenstance and casual.
>>57644921
Because you're a man and it's pathetic to do that ever.
>>57644877
That filename took me a second to understand. I'm not very smart.
>>57644806
Class
>>57644843
looks like a fucking beaver
>>57644977
Faggot
can someone explain to me how Cameron is in the wrong?
He invested in an off shore company, received profits on it and then paid the full amount of tax on them - I don't get where he's flawed? If he was keeping the money off shore to avoid income tax I could understand but is there something I'm missing?
need a knob to suck
>>57645021
Nice projection, Yank.
>>57644977
>you're a man
barely 2bh
>>57644843
Literally who? Ugly.
FUCK THIS. I'M GOING TO /POL/
>>57644863
no.
love how blacks are meritocratic only when it suits them
>>57645032
why was the company offshore ?
need my willy sucked ASAP
>>57645032
People don't read into the story and just like the excuse to protest agaisnt the tories 2bh
>>57645060
Nice bodies but busted up faces
>>57645032
>can someone explain to me how Cameron is in the wrong?
It's probably more the attempts to deceive, that he's lied then backtracked.
>>57645032
shouldn't the profits have been taxed before Cameron got them though? And then Taxed again as income.
lets have a look at the barclays premier league table
>>57645039
Mine
>>57645032
Facts don't matter anymore. It's just about smearing the opposition
seeing halleys comet in 2061 is the goal
>>57645118
>>57645089
let me inspect it first
>>57645127
you'll be dead by then
eating a roast beef sammich
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
when do you think the next world war will be lads?
in our lifetime?
>>57645060
Would cum on all of those bellies
>>57645127
eemm what
this comic is a blatant rip off
>>57645127
The race war will have ravaged Europe by then. You probably won't survive
>>57645144
meet at 3am out west croydon train station if you want to see some shit
>>57645163
>gif
fuck off
https://streamable.com/hqh1
Mad cunt
>>57645202
>>gif
>
>fuck off
>>57645160
i'm dying in 2069 in all liklihood
now pop the pussy for a goon nigga
>>57645160
i'll be 72
>>57645243
you misunderstand. im going to make sure you'll be dead by then
Fuck the pope and the vatican
used tesco vouchers at pizza express
had some disgustingly sugary pudding and now feel a bit queasy
havign diner
So I've got my first day at my first job on Tuesday, will this set my life on track and get me out of my endless cycle of depression, loneliness, and demoralization?
>>57645282
Rasheed
>>57644832
mad max
>>57645293
>needing to eat
symptom of weakness
>>57645307
cool no one gives a toss though
>>57645293
join t'sync
>>57645282
t. martin luther
>>57645281
VERY threatening post
>>57645332
nah not right now
maybe in a bit but have essay to do so praps not
>>57645318
presbyterianism is the whitest denomination
>>57645307
Possibly. I started a new job recently and all that has disappeared, I've made new friends there and we're going out at the weekend.
Could easily make things far worse though if you don't fit in so make as much of an effort as you can.
>>57645293
Learn to spell
>>57645307
absolutely not. the only upside is that the job will tire you out to the point where you're too bewildered and confused to be depressed.
>>57645083
More business friendly laws that allow hedge funds to be set up easier, specialisation
>>57645098
Doesn't matter, if it's under foreign law it's not the investors responsibility. Cameron paid the full amount of tax on the income he earned
>>57645374
>writing an essay at midnight on a saturday night
'no'
lighting my new febreeze spiced apple candle
>they drive on the right in gibraltar
>>57645388
>>57645410
dont care
Served a really cute girl at work today
Asked for her id and she was Czechoslovakian
>>57645390
This is true. Your depression only comes on Sundays when you work.
>>57645441
i care for your wellbeing
>>57645430
who is this indian male?
>>57645331
rude tbqh
>>57645341
>>57645390
at least I'll be able to dry my tears with dollars as I go to bed in the late afternoon
>>57645383
I've already got a friend working there, but there isn't much time for talking because it's a four-hour truck-packing shift. I'm pretty good with people, hopefully I'll make nice.
>>57645433
At least Hong Kong still drives on the correct side of the road
Goodnight, lads.
hate twats who do essays
>>57645485
Ah. I work in an office and it never gets very busy, we just get paid to sit around talking shit and I /brit/post when I'm there as well sometimes :^)
Hope you make it m8.
Had to pay £130 customs fee on Lucy.
She's getting delivered next Saturday.
>>57645473
deadline is the end of the month but want to get to 3000 word before end of the weekend
>>57645508
use buckinghamshire flag now
no ones using it
>>57645558
im actually cornwall
>>57645577
want to suck my willy?
>>57645577
no your not
>>57645554
She won't come m8
>>57645577
>>57645613
that would be me
Why are people so short
I'm only 6ft and I've discovered I'm taller than most people I see
thinking of giving up meat lads
Another one
>>57645613
>your
>>57645637
Average height here is 5ft8 m8, don't understand this height meme
>>57645655
you played yourself
>>57645659
dont care
>>57645637
>6'
King of manlets, but a manlet all the same. You're still below average height.
>>57645655
you smart
>>57645648
but why? vegans are stupid
>>57645637
>be a man of average height or slightly above
congratulations you're taller than the majority of people
dont care for idiots wot do essays
>>57645674
it's 5'9", but 5'10" if you discount old people
>>57645637
normal distribution with a small variance lad
means if you're even slightly above avergae you'll already be taller than a huge number of people.
t. 5'9
>>57645495
Come back
>>57645637
t. Musjid al Muhammad
>>57645698
source?
>>57645697
how dear you
>>57645674
>average height of people in the UK is 5ft8
far too tall, maybe you mean average of adult men in the uk? but then it seems a bit low, would have assumed 5'11
>>57645697
set to buckinghamshire or i hate you now
>>57645430
Who is this skeet parakeet
For white males of our generation the average is about 6', 6'1.
PRIMUS SUCKS
>>57645727
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world
UK - England
>>57645737
I was surprised as well, I assumed the same.
>>57645694
top argument there, lad. i have been feeling disgusted by it lately, perhaps adopt a lacto-ovo-vegetarian lifestyle
>>57645543
thanks, la; I wanted a job that wasn't like you describe, I think the boredom would kill me and I don't have a web-friendly phone, so I don't feel too bad about it all. May the dulcet tones of Cocteau Twins carry you to your third eye.
>>57645702
>5.9
Howling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsDkVNTWbwU
would literally do anything to avoid losing the respect of people on the internet
>>57645760
>white males
>>57645750
skeet pajeet more like
Just offed myself.
>>57645767
Between 5ft8 & 5ft9
>>57645760
source?
>>57645750
>Yorkshire finding Indians hot
>>57645816
where did you get 5'8" from
Just resurrected myself.
>>57645840
misread, i fucked up
>>57645829
My own two eyes.
>>57645796
he may re-add them or he may not so theirs no reason to use region empty indefinitely
>>57644806
https://youtu.be/oBzwWgFzggw
So....talking about your feelings on the internet again, son?
>>57644468
>>57644806
>>57645942
what is this shit
why does the alien in alien kill everyone?
What are some good drinking games involving music videos?
>>57645750
Lass off Corrie.
>>57645971
because fuck you thats why
>>57645971
It's a biological weapon intended to kill people
I miss Barry the Biscuit Boy
>be in london
>go down to the pub
>all these essex people around me
is there anything more disgusting than cockneys and essex people? they're so fucking idiotic
>>57645835
>not wanting to fuck anything with a pluse
>>57646054
delet
>>57645875
Very impressive
>>57646030
Elaborate please
>>57646054
scousers, geordies, brummies
>>57646054
>he's not a saffender
what's the meaning of life, /brit/?
>>57645767
>taller than the averages of my ancestral countries
America has bone magic, lads,
Going to breakfast
done me work
>>57646105
ass on mouth
>>57646086
Made by these guys
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Engineer
how many married women cheat somewhere down the line?
>>57646113
>America has bone magic
nah, you just got blacked
>>57645966
mind conditioning, m8
https://youtu.be/Sy2o6dzE9w8
>>57646133
>having breakfast a midnight
that's jap japs for you
>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>why yes im from england
>yes we do think people the next town over are inbred subhumans
>>57645971
It doesn't. It harvests them.
>>57646094
>scousers
scummy and annoying, but not as cringeworthy
>geordies
speak funny but otherwise decent human beings
>brummies
dont make a scene
Cockneys and essex people are all hyper attention seeking and all fucking crass and stupid
done a reddit flags
how did it come to this?
well leds what are you at tonight, cocaine for me
tfw no zhang ziyi waifu
>>57646172
Blacks are shorter than Whites on average, the magic is real. 5'11" against Poland's 5'10.5" and Spain's 5'9".
>>57646223
>North Riding
Full of queers and steers
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-female-sesame-street-muppet-in-afghanistan-promotes-girls-rights_us_570674dce4b0b90ac2715dd9
Very good
>>57646217
shut up you northern monkey
don't make me call your parole officer and tell him you're in the mines
>>57646244
Good taste, though Gong Li is the goat waifu
>>57646242
memes because im not a degenerate
>>57646265
>triggered essex cunt detected
Back when I was fifteen I saw a pair of leather punches. I don't know why, but looking at how they punched a hole in a strip of leather made me want to punch a hole in the top of my foreskin. I never did but the thoughts of having a hole in my foreskin seemed to stay with me. About two years later I was getting bored of masturbating with the same old cock and wanted to make my foreskin pull back further but the frenum was in the way, so one night I got a very sharp pointed kitchen knife and pushed the point through the inside of the frenum and cut it through in an out-and-upwards direction. Because I still had a foreskin I put tissue paper over the cut and closed my foreskin up over it, but it hardly bled at all and it was healed within about a week.
>>57646192
Do you think a life in Japan is constant sexy depression and bokeh? I hope it is.
>>57646249
you do know what an average is right
>>57646304
cocaine is an adults drug literally every businessman snorts it
dont care for people from essex
or anywhere else on the planet for that matter
>>57646322
don't ever fucking quote me again you fat disgusting piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
If you're drinking, take a shot or a finger of your beer every time he says baby
mama ketchup, papa ketchup and son ketchup are walking down the street
son ketchup keeps lagging behind
after like 2 minutes Papa Ketchup gets angry, turns around and yells: KETCHUP!
threadly reminder
>>57646315
King.
>>57646355
not clicking that virus
>>57646360
LOL
>>57646217
decent post
>dont care for people from essex
>or anywhere else on the planet for that matter
>>57646363
me on the top
>>57646344
almost all businessmen are self-interested degenerates
>>57646363
who would the south rather, wales or the north?
>>57646244
Looked up some pictures, Christ, she went from adorable to milf with no lean years. Too bad she's a mainlander so naturally subhuman.
>>57646291
good taste yourself lad
tfw no gong li to show me the ropes
>>57646388
I knew that I could not leave my cock looking this untidy. After all, I was only eighteen back then and was planning to have relationships. I decided to cut off that lose hanging bit of foreskin, which really hurt, but after it was off, I knew that I wasn't finished because there were still other areas that needed tidying up. From there on I spent several times cutting bits off to neaten my circumcision scar. Then came a day when I wanted to cut more skin off, mainly because I found it such a turn on to remove skin from my penis. The problem I had was that I didn't have any loose skin left. I was already very tightly circumcised, but the desire was still with me to cut more skin off. I decided to cut all the skin off my penis shaft ・the loosely attached skin that slides along the shaft when masturbating. I made a circular cut around the base, and another cut just behind the head, and then a long cut joining the two cuts. I slowly lifted the skin off as I was cutting it free from the shaft.
When I was finished I was left with a raw shaft, and it was wet and bloody. I became erect and found that my skinned shaft looked so erotic to me, it was sort of whitish pink in color and it looked hot, but worrying at the same time, seeing my shaft skin start at the base of my cock for only about half an inch, then stop, leaving an opening in my body for my raw skinned cock to protrude from.
>>57646363
>that borderline feel
not sure if im a subhuman
>>57646340
Do you know what "bone growth through faith" is?
>>57646414
t. never lived in either
>>57646415
>taking a moral high-ground on a moraless site
>>57646474
keep yer head up bud
>>57646348
*passes toke* time for a chill
>>57646475
sounds like something /cum/ would be interested in mate, maybe you should go tell them about it
>>57646474
me flying off the horse
>>57646463
king
>>57646386
Surprised you know how to use a computer, m8.
>>57646551
look at my glasses i am well intelligent mate
>>57644560
tried vr porn today
Am I gay if I feel sorry for the hosses in the Grand National?
>>57646526
London is THE city of the planet my friend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city
bored and cant sleep
>look at my glasses i am well intelligent mate
>>57646414
York is nice, full of tourists though, and susceptible to flooding.
>>57646551
leave joey alone
>>57644560
alri sean o'flannigan
>you will never be born into the aristocracy
>you will never end up being bros with other Noble children and bantering them about their ancestors
>you will never be forced to marry some ugly woman who you will eventually learn to love just because Dad says so
End me
>>57646344
>mfw friend from Harrogate, who's dad is a millionaire financial consultant who works abroad, a lot seriously tries telling me there are no drug dealers there and no one does drugs
I didn't have the heart to tell him that his dad probably wasn't a stranger to snorting coke.
>>57646513
that today?
>>57645741
ASR is the perfect woman.
>>57646517
/cum/ is a hive of sin
>>57646563
Okay, what's 2+2?
>>57646638
dunno just nicked it off facebook
regressives need to die right fucking now
>>57646386
Good looking lad 2bh
>>57646542
It took a good eight weeks to heal over fully, with a new scar-like replacement tissue. The trouble I had was the fact that during healing it pulls together, and I was left with a much smaller cock than before. I knew I would never be happy with that so I thought that if I reopened the wound where the new skin joined the remaining old skin, I would pull the edges apart and wait for more new skin to grow in between. This did work and I repeated it twice, and was left with a penis that was about the same as the original length but the skin was totally immobile. The new skin is attached directly to the shaft and has no movement at all to it.
When it comes to non-cutting mods,I've done several, but because they don't last, they are not as exciting. I have pumped with an electric pump ・it was a paint sprayer compressor I modified to suck in air through a tube. The vacuum was so strong that I filled my tube in two sessions, but after only a few sessions it was hurting too much in an aching sort of way, so I gave up.
I also used the compressor as an inflater ・I attached a needle on the end of the tube and inserted it under my shaft skin and inflated my cock. The base was tied off tight, and I left the pump on until my cock was about to explode ・it was so hard including the head. The thing that made me quickly turn the pump off was the fact that I could hear cracking noises in the head! The skin was about to rip open! I could not feel anything because I had injected anesthetic first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1b3Wi1lI6Y
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a8876
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a8876
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a8876
new
>>57646606
He's everything wrong with Britain.
>>57646655
>>57646625
Scotland is cocaine capital
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_prevalence_of_cocaine_use
Going to Edinburgh to see family with a while can't wait. where you fae?
got the beady brown anglo eyes lads
but my sister has blue ones
when ya in the shower and ya get out n dry and ya hear the lads arriving downstairs, and ya like nice one, and ya get changed and stick on bare 1 million, and ya go into the lounge and the lads are all sat there and ya like alri lads how yiz all? and they're like ye we're top like, and ya like reet shall we get the tunes on, and they're like ye senpai, and ya plug ya speakers into ya laptop and click shuffle play on uk top 40 hits on spotify like, and then ya like reet lads time for the banter to commence methinks, ring of fire? and the lads are like top, lets smash it, and ya open a can of red stripe and start a game of ring of fire, and its bare jokes like, and daz ends up havin to down the dirty pint at the end, and yiz all like, WE LIKE TO DRINK WITH DAZZA, CUZ DAZZA IS OUR MATE, AND WHEN WE DRINK WITH DAZZA, HE DOWNS IT ALL IN 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2.. and the lad manages to neck it in time and yiz all like fair play daz, fair play, that had bare vodka and beer in it like musta been proper bait tbf, and then you realise ya feelin bare tipsy like, and ya call a cab like alri mate, ye cab for bedford place please mate, and then a while later the taxi arrives and yiz all down ya drinks and jump in, stevey boy has to pop back into the house cuz he's left his phone in the kitchen like, and yiz all like, what is the stevemeister like hahaha, banter tbf, not even at the club and already the bants game strong like! and then stevey gets back in the taxi and yiz all like mate ya look reet steamin desu, and he's like ano mate, going on a mad one tonight desu, and then the cab gts to the club and yiz all jog down to the cashpoint and get some notes out, and then yiz all jump onto the end of the queue, its bare cold like so yiz are hopin the bouncer gets a move on like, and eventually you get to the front of the queue and the bouncer geez is like alri, IDs out please, and fuckin stevey's only gone and left his ID back at the house, the dozy melt, none of us can go in now, baka
>>57646691
bet scots get shit cocaine
unlike my high quality peruvian fishscale™
tfw blonde hair blue eyes
>>57646685
the people who made him famous are
*brushes fingertips over yours whilst looking straight ahead, trying to gauge your feelings*
>>57646718
>Having brown eyes
My condolences
>>57646691
I study in Glasgow but I'm actually back home for Easter right now. And yeah, everyone seems to do cocaine up here even if it is expensive. Good thing I have rich friends who feel awkward if they're using and I'm not.
>>57646745
I've been there and got some good coke 2bh. that was in edinburgh though which is a rich city, glasgow has shite coke.
have got some flake right now led
Can't stand joey essex, he's obviously just putting it on and it's annoying as fuck
>>57646746
t. Thad Castle
>>57646780
so what you are saying is you get free lines?
>>57646760
*kneecaps you*
very very tired
>>57646781
i just buy it off dnm vendors that have had their stuff energycontorl tested desu
>>57646718
if you don't have blue eyes you're a literal paki
>>57646760
*cums on your face*
>>57646616
>ywf be born into serfdom
>ywn have your wife plowed by your lord on the night of the wedding, as is his right
>ywn live in a thatched roof hut
>ywn die at the age of 20 from buboes growing on you
>ywn die for your liege over a petty claim
>ywn work all day every day in the fields for your liege
>>57646830
I pay my mate half wack for the orders he gets off deepweb cause I already have convictions so not taking risk of getting caught
>tfw got grey eyes and dirty blonde hair
people with blonde/blue combo look like poles imo
meet me in greggs near carlisle train station and i'll make you famous
>>57646833
What about nice green ones? Pakis don't have those.
>>57646837
easter?
MAN SAD HE'S BETTER THAN ME YEAH SHUT UP
>>57646819
Yeah, I only do it socially and agree to buy some drinks or whatever in return.
>>57646683
NAA
>brit qt visits my profile on interpals
>lives in: york
>attends university
>>57646801
He's legitimately thick as pigshit
teak wood reporting in, feels paki man
>>57646873
Whats your skin like la? I got grey eyes too but with dark brown hair and the palest skin you can imagine so it all contrasts nicely
Even if I yank down on my foreskin I can still barely get it down far enough
Tried those Phimocure rings but I couldn't get them in and haven't bothered trying since as it's not a particularly pressing issue
>>57646684
are you a fan or no
updated it with the new/old gloss ill make a new issue if you want
business idea: buy all the remaining frodo frogs and sell them at double markup
>>57646833
brown hair brown eyes ginger beard celtic master race here lad
>>57646922
it was me
>>57646937
>frodo
>>57646927
Rain cloud / Azure here
keen on having sex with a female
any tips?
>>57646360
oh my god I just realized I ruined the joke
it's supposed to be the Tomato family, not the Ketchup family
this is why nobody laughed
sigh
>>57646922
brits on interpals are the worst, literally thick as pigs shite
hungarians are the best, they are horny as fuck
>>57646931
ghostly pale tbqh
often get asked if I'm feeling unwell haha
>>57646933
you don't wank enough
>>57646935
yeah looks a bit better
cheers lad
>>57646983
be good looking
>>57646933
Back in 1987 I was in the airport in Austria waiting for my flight, and that was the very first time I had ever thought about subincision. I didn't know even that it was possible, yet alone knew that others did it ・it was a thought totally out of the blue and I even remember where I was when that thought came to mind. I didn't call it a subincision, I called it a gutter! I never did it for may years after, but I did decide to experiment with that thought, and one night in the bath I decided to lengthen the piss slit. I did this by tyeing off my cock, putting ice on it to deaden the pain, and got a blade and cut myself a meatotomy all the way to the rim of the glans. I was amazed at how easy it was, and the fact that it was even possible to do. It healed quite quickly but I found that peeing standing up was bad ・it sprayed everywhere and I hated that, so after one year I decided that it must be possible to close it up.
I opened the healed sides ・back then I didn't have access to anesthetic so I used freezer spray, a spray can that is used for cooling electronic components when tracing thermal faults. I sprayed it on my meatotomy edges and my glans became white, hard, and frozen on the two sides of the meatotomy. I quickly got scissors and sliced a chunk off the glans from either side. By then it was thawing out and becoming soft again, so I brought the two sides together and taped it up with surgical sticky tape. When the feeling came back it hurt so much I nearly cried・After that, peeing was done very slowly so as not to put too much pressure on the wound, and after a few days it had knitted together and it was totally healed in about two weeks.
dark hair dark eyes 5'8" desu lads
look so swarthy i always get mistaken for southern italian/mediterranean
>>57646991
Same here lad haha, can't even tan cause I just burn
>tfw spent a week in Barcelona in the peak of summer heat and came back just as pale as I had left England
>>57646933
Get in a hot shower. Make willy hard. Very gently pull the foreskin down as far as you can and then push it past that limit a bit. Do this every day or two days until phimosis is fixed.
>>57647037
Trinity/ diffley
>>57646983
withdraw £150
>>57646987
obligatory phwoar
>>57646984
>germans attempting humour
>>57644560
t. muh heritage
>>57646927
Azure but not specky
>>57647047
so sorry
>>57646984
ahhh yes, very impressive
>>57647029
Fuck off Yank, I'm cut (thanks to phismosis) and it's hell. Am I meant to use lube? Am I meant to moisturise it?
>>57647133
>Fuck off Yank
FOY
>>57647133
>not having soft hands
baka
>>57647133
iktf
it's not so bad though, there are a lot of worse things that can happen (ex. having a small willy).
Banned from starting threads... what gives?
>>57647181
el oh el
>>57647181
Shitposting: The Country
>>57647181
Has mook finally banned Australia?
>>57647053
I'll give this a go
>>57647037
>>57647181
easter?
>>57647164
>having girly hands
>>57647168
I'm just scared of what a girl might think when I *unzip dick* and she notices its cut
>>57647181
>aussies BTFO yet again
Who here has Keratosis Pilaris?
>>57647243
Don't think it matters, lad. Couple of my mates are circumcised and seem to have no problems with it.
>>57647253
>Keratosis pilaris runs in families and is inherited from your parents
Unlucky lad
>>57647243
at least i can wank kek
and the 3 girls ive been with didnt seem to care at all that im cut
quite full
possibly too full
>>57647355
Walk on
>>57647355
ooh lad di da mr fancy reddit
>>57647321
Got it off me mum.
>>57647312
>>57647345
Christ I thought I was alone in being cut but apparently it seems like its a common thing now
christ i've played like 9 hours of enter the gungeon and i still have trouble with the second fucking floor
i'm so shit, but i will beat this fucking game
>>57647253
yeh i get a bit on my arms sometimes.
nonsense replies the lot
>>57647355
had a couple more poodles have ya?
walk on
>>57647419
is it worth playing?
>>57647427
feel like you're settling in a bit better now?
>>57647427
all me
>>57647427
>Hello yes I am a crazy japanese man who speaks in broken English ahahaha
>>57647442
it's very fun, I love it. but fuck, it's hard.
if you've played nuclear throne and liked it, you'll like this
gf just sent me this
>>57647423
You tried anything for it?
I gave AmLactin a go but didn't shift it.
>>57646933
Stop drawing pics of my willy
>>57647461
think im alright but big crowds are setting me off
no different from home really
>>57644832
absolutely not
aside from They Live
>>57647181
finally
>>57647355
Knife goes in, guts come out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTDLDdqMwnU
>>57647480
face so wide you could use it as a kite
When does new GoT start?
>>57647515
bit rude pal
>>57644832
>being entertained by anything that isn't high culture
top pleb
>>57647534
*googles it*
sometime soon
>>57647418
it is uncommon but never been a problem for me and i think most girls dont care/arent rude enough to say anything when they notice
so glad i got my phimosis sorted when i was young though, after hearing stories on here about fucked up dicks
>>57647493
nah, i've never been that bothered about it 2bh
didn't realise there are treatments.
150 0001 丁目, 4 Chome-26-28 Jingumae, Shibuya, Tokyo 150-0001, Japan
>>57647554
>>57647509
>replying to an hour old post
kill yourselves
>>57647549
me on top
>the yanks are benderposting again
>tfw not a scottish bard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiRY0rYuu4
don't poo on me!
>>57647584
doxxed
>>57647549
me on the bottom
>>57647549
get some new stuff
alri
>>57647625
it's not me. i don't like breaking the rules. it causes too much stress
>>57647656
ooh lad di da mr fancy reddit
alri lids. Ukip eh, wot r dey lyk?
Now that the brits are going to bed we can talk about anime.
>>57647700
cheers drive
>>57647700
THE BANKERS
>>57647712
Okay ^_^
So... FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue! Did you see that? Loads of birds, foil bag - the whole caboodle!
Carmen Electra's in there. I would seriously love to really, really... bang her. Although if it was a choice between that and a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa - phew, too close to call, yeah?
>>57647712
not so fast
continue
>>57647725
Why are american so gay?
>>57647725
>gif
fuck off
>>57647712
here's an anime just for you lad
>>57647761
because they like the dick
do not reply to me unless you make at least 70,000 pounds a year, lower class scum
Which of you boys wants to scrub my arse crack?
>>57647725
do black women have vaginas large enough to handle those?
>>57647739
good post
are girls like this common in the uk?
*gets wobbly*
Idea: say "skean dhu" instead of "do" as rhyming slang
>>57647806
>70,000 pounds
is that how much you weigh?
nu bred pls.
>>57647712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJcjdPQdeDc&nohtml5=False
>>57647834
JANNY
>>57647823
Only the polish girls
>>57647834
want to do that to a cute brit
>>57647862
someone post this to /r/4chan
>>57647823
women should be forced into serfdom
act only on their feelings and everyone has to pay for it
>>57647824
*takes bag of ket off you*
wahey lad, leave some for the rest of us
>>57647834
So fucking hot.
>>57647806
Average neet makes that much, you all poor or something in America?
>>57647921
is south yorkshire where all the poor people in the uk live?
>>57647806
>>57647806
I get 75k in benefits from the job centre
used to be 100k till the bloody tories cut it
there's many a bonny lass
in the how o autcherless
there's many a bonny lass in the garioch
there's many a bonny jean in the streets o aiberdeen
bit the flooer o them aw bides in fyvie o
hate living
>>57647943
>the north
yeah
>>57647948
isnt that like $100000 in america or am i retarded?
i hate every ape i see
from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
>>57647955
would not skean dhu her
oh where oh where has my little janitor gone
>>57647943
no, that's Lancashire
>no big American 'jock' will ever penetrate your small delicate, pink boipucci
> be me
> Belongs to the premier human race on Earth : the Nordic (hell victory )
> Was at home
> Mom shouts
> " Have you been at the job center ? "
> " Mom ! I already have a full-time job . I'm Major General in sticker brigade. "
> " But you earn nothing ! "
> " A racially pure north is my salary HAIL VICTORY !
> Mom gets mad and starts freaking out
> Mum's boyfriend comes in and says I have to pay to stay at home
> Think of all the negroes of asylum places that do not have to pay for housing
It is not easy being white in today's degenerate society. HAIL VICTORY
heeeeeee
>>57647943
I think the North East is generally considered the poorest area of the UK.
>>57647943
No, we are the shining jewel in the crown that is the UK
>>57648015
this desu
>>57648015
post it
>>57647993
oooh help me Dr Zaius
>>57648016
good lad
>>57648016
>Belongs to the premier human race on Earth
>said race won't exist in 100 years
>> be me
>> Belongs to the premier human race on Earth : the Nordic (hell victory )
>>57648016
hell seger
>>57648000
hopefully in a rocket on course to the sun
>>57648067
LITTLE
>>57648066
What is wrong with these sort of people?
>>57648067
SAC
SMALL AMERICAN COCK
>>57647739
quality, will remember you
>>57648067
where's the rest of it?
>>57648099
CIRCUMCISED
>>57648167
YANK
>>57647955
>that delicious brown
phwoaaar
edge (⊿-mix) greatest song of all time
>>57648174
>>57648186
small yank willies
does britain have a healthy bee population?
>>57648205
post yours then
bet you won't
>>57648224
no i won't
but it's bigger than that tiny thing
>>57647739
look at that...Mike's arse...quite a nice... arse he's got on him
I certainly wouldn't mind... giving him one
>>57648174
My willy is like yours but flaccid, and I'm a grower lad
>>57648239
doubt it since you won't post it
pussy
>>57648250
Are you trying to tell me you've turned gay?
>>57648262
you will not trick me in to posting my willy
>>57648273
yes well theres no need to spread it around
>>57648256
>I'm a grower
which is a nice way of saying you have a thin pencil dick
girth is a lot more imortant
my willys biggern any of yours
>>57648304
post it or you're a liar
>>57648265
>>57648262
>SACIDF
>girth is a lot more imortant
so cock photos are fine but a thread before page 7 is gone in seconds ah yes excellent
>>57648304
probably
>>57648016
HELL SEGER
>>57648306
that's not really that thick mate
>>57648304
liverpool
tbf, scholes really was a great midfielder.
>>57648320
won't post your tiny british knob lmao
>>57648301
>having a chode
>not having a noodle to pierce the ovaries
>500 posts
>>57648067
if you weren't "heavy set" it would be okay
cocaine in the membrane, he's insane feels no pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw
Pakis out
Slags in
>>57648349
did he kick the ball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cnr7TBEiqA
the GOAT live at the apollo
>>57648389
HOLY SHIT
Would destroy one on right
>>57648410
new thread
>>57648410
>>57648413
bit of a gut is all
>>57648016
Hell seger!
>>57645760
bollocks. i am just over 6'2 and i am significantly taller than almost everyone i see. i always get comments on being this tall
