usa
billy the whizz
not a single good post so far
maisie
>>57640298
phwoar i'd love to shove my cock in her
plymouth
think OP is in his 30s. what a loser.
>edition in the title
CLEAN UP ON ISLE 3 JANNY
>>57640446
you must of missed this post then
>>57640427
and i just can't seem to get enough of you
Dutchbro we were discussing life plans to move to Bulgaria
Pls respond
Meet me behind the UKIP headquarters you cunt you're getting dropped
yasuho
getting late isn't it, brits? time for bed
dagenham shipyard is a beautiful sight
Oh boy, the first time I've found a fresh /brit/ right from the catalogue! *prepares gimmicks*
Is it just me or has /brit/ been really funny tonight? Giggling like a mad cunt at that last thread.
bit distraught about how much of my life is already wasted
>>57640459
rock
>>57640461
OP here
Both of those are true
>>57640489
that's very flattering but I hardly know you
Just ordered a late night snack for me and my wifes son from this place lads haha x
reminder that i've never had sex or even kissed a girl
You fucked it up, OP.
meet me at london victoria in the paid gents toilets (furthest stall from the door) if you want to get fucked up
>>57640488
i would rather suck the calcium out of ur mums pineal gland than ever have to look at your fuck ugly dogs again
>>57640489
WTF? JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY
>>57640488
>must of
What were the infamous mobile phone videos that did the rounds at your schools lads?
We were an all boys school and a video of a girl from the all girls equivalent using a golden dildo was a big one
we also got this really weird kid to say he's gay and simulate fellacio on a pencil case whilst filming it
>>57640510
a fucking slut
>>57640521
All me
>>57640541
they seem to know what they're doing
Imagine being shorter than a korean female
>>57640575
woman (your mum) getting shagged by a dog (your mum)
>>57640512
No, Septic cunt.
It's 22:20 here
Post qt's
...wait...London actually has a Muslim mayor?
pfftt...hehe...hehe...he..he
HAHAHAHAHHA
I'm sorry I can't-
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm sorry I can't hold it in
Why?
>>57640575
This lad cumming on a fat girl's tits in year 11. He had a weird thumb-shaped willy as well.
>>57640575
pretty sure we all saw the one of that girl getting shagged by the pony, right?
Stockton-on-Tees is a truly lovely town
>>57640575
>we also got this really weird kid to say he's gay and simulate fellacio on a pencil case whilst filming it
what a heterosexual pastime, how gay of him lol
>>57640561
Kek.
I like spending time in these bogs and listening to everyone fart.
>>57640629
>>57640575
slag with a gun in her fanny (she's now a coalburning escort)
never saw it myself though
>>57640626
church starts at 7 though
>>57640613
this order is going to get me a lot of Kukd points!
a guy in my high school said 100 likes and he would shit in the urinal at school and vid it
he actually did it the absolute madman
>>57640638
...wait...America actually has a black Muslim president?
pfftt...hehe...hehe...he..he
HAHAHAHAHHA
I'm sorry I can't-
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm sorry I can't hold it in
Why?
Was ask.fm a craze at anyone else's school? Absolutely PRIME cyberbullying potential.
>>57640575
>What were the infamous mobile phone videos that did the rounds at your schools lads?
Was none. No one had mobile phones when I was at school except for one or two people
>>57640575
didnt have a phone all of hs
>>57640688
do you get bullied a lot?
Hull is a truly lovely town
>>57640638
...wait...america has a nigger president?
pfftt...hehe...hehe...he..he
a-and they voted for h-him
T-T-T-TWICE
HAHAHAHAHHA
I'm sorry I can't-
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm sorry I can't hold it in
Why?
>>57640714
yep still have my account
>>57640575
Guy getting his head cut off
>>57640575
when i started at manc uni there was an infamous video of a girl riding a bottle in front of about 20 people in a halls kitchen
maisie
anybody fancy a trip to rhyl?
>>57640629
>>57640575
>What were the infamous mobile phone videos that did the rounds at your schools lads?
I had my own website. I'd make videos at break/lunch with my camera. We'd prank people, make spoof video with secret recordings of teachers, etc.
This was all before youtube.
They used to get sent around peoples phones too.
It got too popular and the principle made me take my website down.
I heard one teacher complaining about a video someone had made that made it look like she'd died and it was a memorial video.
I made the video.
>>57640787
>Torres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
>>57640714
babby
>>57640795
>principle
fuck off illiterate yank
will andy carroll be in th 23 man euros squad?
>>57640461
probably the dirty desk spacker
whistling a lot nowadays
do brits really live with their mommies after high schhol?
>>57640654
Is it shite.
It's full of gyppos, chavs, africans and pakis.
>>57640795
>principle
fuck off yank, wrong spelling as well.
*thinks of something to post*
I went to newport once to get my passport sorted and thought the town was amazing and then I wandered into the paki part.
it's like the apartheid or something there haha still cool though
>>57640865
that's italianos
are you an italiano, or are you irish?
>>57640865
Yes all the houses are taken by Rasheed and his 10 children
>>57640865
no i live with yours
>>57640865
do americans really get shot?
>>57640882
Fine, head teacher. Whatever.
>>57640787
actually not that bad by the sea on a nice day
t. live here
>>57640858
yeh the one with the child. what shitty life that kid is going to have with a failure of father like him.
>diocletian wasnt the best emperor next to augustus
>>57640865
What's high school, Da'Shawn?
>>57640575
the video of the slag fingering herself in green lighting and her dad walks in at the end
had some mad dnb track on it
surely someone remembers this?
>>57640822
YOU MAKE-A MAH DREAMS COME TRUUUUE
>>57640883
excellente post, ese
anybody want to meet me at grimsby station tomorrow we can go to the arcade
>>57640939
couldn't bare having a dad that put editions in the subjects
what an embarrassment
Does anyone else here love their mum? :)
Eating a Brazilian BBQ Steak Pot Noddle.
My thoughts? Overkill.
>the so called "man in the hat"
>>57640943
he permanently fucked the economy
>>57640974
nah thanks not a bender haha x
>>57640714
formspring 2bh
>>57640575
An american football being forcibly pushed out of a fanny desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqq3Mvj-LHI
cor blimey she's a qt
>>57640943
Palpatine a best iah
>we can go to the arcade
>>57640943
>not hadrian
why are all young brits unemployed?
>>57640999
I permanently fucked ur mum
>>57640946
yeah lad
Some fucker on the StudentCom WiFi keeps getting me fucking banned by posting knobs on /int/
Have to use my phone all the time ffs
>>57639496
>>57639662
Did this """"""""girl"""""""" really post in /brit/?
>>57640980
I'm psychologically conditioned to both respect and fear my elders.
>>57641031
too busy in school
>>57640999
>muh free market
>>57641015
phwoar
bit of a shame she's a yank though
>>57641031
because your mum is unemployed
>>57640763
>ull
>>57641031
we actually have very low unemployment in this country
>>57641068
Get fucked Josh
>>57640575
in year 7 we bluetoothed songs to each other
London Underground
Curry Song
the Osama Bin Laden "and we drop de bomb" one
and some hi ho hi ho 7 dwarfs song that was about cumming on girls and that
Someone called me a little poof on Formspring haha :'(
>brave new world is better than 1984
the gf
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_fsxJCk65/
>>57641115
he's not wrong x
listened to a documentary about the unabomber today
very interesting, might read his manifesto
>>/tv/68065069
me on the right
>>57641115
wont 2 tlk about it? x
look at all the treasures we can win on the 2p slots in grimsby arcade
can i bring my gun to the uk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vInY1kDRE4
>>57640980
>not having a relationship with your parents so nuanced and weighed by history that you're incapable of describing it as simply love or hate
>>57641111
we bluetoothed the first two like mad
>>57641015
can't abide that fucking annoying accent
>>57641180
yes
Put my tinder location to New Delhi lads
You reckon I'll match any hot Indian ladies?
>>57641111
Don't forget the HI HO YOU FAT BASTARD one
>>57641180
nope
and youll get your fucking head kicked without muh firearm
meet me at the spoons in birmingham international airport
Just gas yourself you fucking regressive leftist cultural marxist twats
Fuck sake
>>57641015
DING
DONG
not a fan of that accent though
>>57641201
Gay bastard
>>68065069
is that jennifer lawrence?
boxing confirmed gay
>>not having a relationship with your parents so nuanced and weighed by history that you're incapable of describing it as simply love or hate
>>57641084
>Wears a Burkha, named Muhammad, parents migrated to England
>109% British
>named Elizabeth Smith, blue eyes, red hair, parents migrated from England
>eeww gross what is that?
British logic
>>57641249
>spending money on Tinder
>>57641182
is that dormers
>>57641269
So much this
>>57641070
no you thick yellow fever twat
>war in muslimland
>media tells us to support 'these muslims'
>wing, buckanghimshire
doxxed
want a milf gf
Wish I was still a lefty.
>>57641315
I don't have yellow fever, you obese sausage fingered seppo cunt
>>57641303
Nah mate I used an app that let's you change it
>>57641333
Wing...
Right-wing ;)
>>57641319
who are you quoting?
>>57641319
solution: kill all nonwhites
http://www.vox.com/2016/4/9/11393246/wyoming-election-results-2016-bernie-sanders
It's literally going to be Trump vs Sanders, the meme election we all dreamed of.
>>57641402
bigot
>>57641402
rorke
>>57641398
name?
is becoming a conservative a sign of coming of age?
>>57641441
4chan v Reddit: The election
Good morning
>>57641441
doubt it, clinton has a massive lead in delegates
>>57641441
its basically mathematically impossible for Bernie to win at this point
>>57641480
senility desu
>>57641441
I honestly don't think Trump will be a good Pres Tbh, I think he's all rhetoric
>>57641513
good morning
what's today's agenda?
>>57641487
Both are reddit as fuck
>>57641513
Good evening
>mathematically impossible
Might take my prayers to Satan since god still hasn't given me a gf
lots of free karma to be made on r/the_donald lads
hope the EU collapses and there's constant war in europe again just so i have something interesting to watch on the news
>>57641513
well good morning
>>57641533
I believe that makes you a "cuck" or something
>>57641538
Going to go to Nara I think, then get a little tipsy in my room and find a izakaya
>>57641513
ohayou gojaimass!
>>57641469
Timber on windows phone
Yes I know windows phone is shit
>>57641609
I know what these words mean
what time does joshua kick off?
phew, that was close
>>57641564
>god
Found your problem lad. Try praying to God instead and spreading His word.
>>57641632
Nara is a town
Izakaya is a sort of small pub thing I think
>>57641277
#stoph8
>trump vs sanders
>>57641660
what happened
>>57641681
have fun petal
Cant wait for all the girls on fb to post about the fight with intelligent commentary
>>57641681
chinghao
bao ding
azuka sizuki
>>57641681
enjoy it, m80 pips
>>57641706
almost thought I wouldn't get a (You) there
>>57641737
Azuka a shit
Mummy brought home a bag of peanut M&Ms for me.
azuza nyan
>>57641780
she should have eaten them in front of you iah
>>57641763
Why aren't you shitposting with bad english and anti-Korea threads?
>>57641780
you trained her well
>>57641763
literally just spewed asian sounding gibberish
didnt know that was really a thing kek
>>57641763
Just remembered it's asuza nvm
>>57640705
>>57640837
>be a scouser
>make two posts in the old thread
>exit /brit/ in shame
>>57641832
*azusa
there's also asuka from the evangelion series who is much more commonly referred to as "a shit"
ah yes, love it when people reply to the fat fucking weeb with a jap proxy
>>57641822
Me no understandy
also me
>>57641533
I actually think he'll be one of our better ones because he's always been very good at delegating. Keep in mind all the bluster is a character and he's known for being a very capable businessman away from the cameras. Compare that to Obama who is, by all accounts, just as vain and unpleasant in front of cameras as he is away from them.
>>57641869
>>57641869
JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY
>>57641869
our chum you shitlord
>>57641869
ah yes, love it when a yank posts in a thread clearly labelled /brit/
>>57641859
1. post something yank-centric
>>57641869
Not a proxy or fat you projecting fat cunt
reddit is so fucking retarded
want every halfwit slave on there to be systematically wiped out
2bh when you're the king of pop you're entitled to some light noncery.
need a wee but bathroom is inaccessible
considering investing in a shewee to make temporary bottling more convenient
>>57641564
It's a test la, you are the post-modern Job, forced to live a life unlived so you may be rewarded a life eternal.
Fucking hell lads look at his head
Tinder in new delhi seems easy desu
>>57641869
He's a brit lad abroad, kill yourself lardarse
>>57641966
Don't think he was actually a nonce?
Good bridge this
>>57641966
LITERALLY guiltily listening to beat it a few moments ago haha x
mum was in the garden and caught me pissing out my bedroom window last night
>>57641955
Seppo got rekt by a cheeky nip
>>57641973
get a catheter, you never have to brb and miss out on any /brit/ or sync again
>>57641404
ambivalence regarding our sudden unconditional love affair with the Kurds desu
we're told to get behind them, but they seem just as horrible as any other muslim culture when you actually look into them
>>57642028
>clearly in the ferris wheel
>>57642028
good metaphor
>>57641955
I hope you will invite us all round to your house for a slideshow of your holiday snaps when you get back
>>57642006
Got an Indian friend and I go on his Facebook sometimes and wew, some of the upper-caste light skinned Indians are properly fit and Westernised. They hate Muslims and pakis too.
stop replying to this fucking proxyfag
getting so fucking mad
>>57642072
i've lost interest in the 10 minutes its taken you to respond.
>>57641966
Always figured he was just a deeply-repressed celibate, the real-life version of Morrissey's early persona. His third eye was operating at a level that only appears noncey to the uninitiated.
business idea: exterminate all yanks
>>57641480
14 years old: Edgy leftist /b/tard
17 years old: Edgy far right-wing nazi /pol/tard
20 years old: Moderate conservative /brit/lad
If this isn't you then fuck off back to reddiit
>57642136
I get it
>>57642145
kek
>>57642125
Can't I just use brit
How much do MFC girls make?
>>57642161
why are you suicidal m8?
>Jackie Chan is 62 years old
>57642136
foy
>>57642161
but i like you
>>57642196
it's not the same if we are able to escape
How much do KFC girls make?
>>57642255
about tree fiddy
>>57642229
Jackie Chan is dead, heart attack haha
>senility desu
>canadian using the word yank
>>57641966
he never abused any kids. all of his accusers were known moneygrabbers who had tried to nab other celebrities and get payoffs,
>>57642228
>>57642253
hilarious senpai
>>57642190
>not being a high tory by the age of 17
Good songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HInA9jKyoKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAi3VTSdTxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELpmmeT69cE
>>57642229
100 years in the business, congratulations Jackie Chan
>>57642134
Yeah but swiping now it seems there are a LOT of uggos
Like more than the UK
>>57642300
Didn't watch any of these
>>57642134
>and pakis too.
Why do they hate themselves? Because they wish they were White?
>high tory
>>57641869
going to japan isn't difficult. i was there in december.
>he actually believes he's not a yank
cute
>>57642190
23 and mostly agree but I think it'd still probably be for the best to have some cheeky down-low antisemitism that keeps Jews from taking over. Nothing too aggressive, just promote a political and corporate culture that stands against their style of power-mongering.
>>57642290
ty x
what's the temperature like tonight /brit/
>>57641966
Literally wasn't a nonce.
>>57642038
>Feeling guilty about listening to one of the best pop songs of all time
What the fuck lad?
