>tfw no Austrian gf
cara
yasuho
>>57644417
cock me twins desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirADPT5bx4
Tabi
>>57644431
this 2bh
>>57644417
Why do you want an Austrian gf?
ireland > britain
fucking hell lads the working class man kicked it with the back of his foot
>>57644472
ermm the old thread was at 390 posts actually lmao
>>57644560
t. tyler murphy
>>57644417
Not sure you know what you're talking about here lad
>>57644417
iktf
Heavyweight champion of whatever federation that was desu
Just watched it live
>>57644560
t. cletus o'toole
got a hankering for a spankering
Why are there still fascists if their ideology centered around unifying their countries to prepare for massive scale wars of the 20th century?
Still in bed
Women will never make you happy.
getting drunk on my own lads
>>57644686
didn't you bring kyary pictures with you, you twat
>>57644695
bad lad
>>57644687
a beth gf would
>>57644684
>this fag thinks he has any kind of political influence
>>57644715
No I didn't
Cleared my Dropbox and didn't put them back in
>>57644718
join me
>>57644684
They think mass mobilization will solve social ills. They're officially on the level of communists who say "Yeah, we were absolute monsters when we had a chance, but you really should keep us around because we can make things so much better if you give us a small chance under your heel!"
>>57644468
https://youtu.be/6e36gVuRVCA
>New tourettes guy
Holy shit
I thought he died of an heart attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L1FXVILlPI
>>57644762
about to roll a spliff actually
>tfw no Austrian gf called Anna
>tfw no Russian gf called Polly
>tfw no French gf called Honorine
>tfw no Spanish gf called Sandra
>tfw no South Korean gf called Jihye
>tfw no Estonian gf called Dianna
>tfw no Brazilian gf called Luana
>tfw no Finnish gf called Nora
>>57644746
seppuku seems appropriate
Is there such a thing as a patrician action film?
>>57644417
>tfw ive had an austrian gf
>Hannah Murray will never sit on your face
just acquired 2gs of cocaine - sniffed 200mg in one line abs fuckod
>>57644809
following suit
>>57644832
die hard
crank
you'll NEVER go to space
>tfw could've had a beautiful Austrian-Turkish gf
>>57644863
fuck no
>>57644863
How can anyone with even a scrap of sanity support this?
>>57644863
i support your mum with my knob
We're all dead and 4chan is purgatory. God decides whether you go to heaven or hell based on your posts.
Plot twist. The janitor is God.
amerislags lads
>>57644832
Predator.
dont know why I dont break down crying every night 2bh
>>57644832
Raw Deal
>>57644921
dehydrated from whiskey consumption?
>>57644832
Alien x 4
Escape from NY
Running Man
>>57644909
thats mick foleys daughter right?
>>57644808
Don't like some of those editing choices, should have made it feel more happenstance and casual.
>>57644921
Because you're a man and it's pathetic to do that ever.
>>57644877
That filename took me a second to understand. I'm not very smart.
>>57644806
Class
>>57644843
looks like a fucking beaver
>>57644977
Faggot
can someone explain to me how Cameron is in the wrong?
He invested in an off shore company, received profits on it and then paid the full amount of tax on them - I don't get where he's flawed? If he was keeping the money off shore to avoid income tax I could understand but is there something I'm missing?
need a knob to suck
>>57645021
Nice projection, Yank.
>>57644977
>you're a man
barely 2bh
>>57644909
>>57644843
Literally who? Ugly.
FUCK THIS. I'M GOING TO /POL/
>>57644863
no.
love how blacks are meritocratic only when it suits them
>>57645032
why was the company offshore ?
need my willy sucked ASAP
>>57645032
People don't read into the story and just like the excuse to protest agaisnt the tories 2bh
>>57645060
Nice bodies but busted up faces
>>57645032
>can someone explain to me how Cameron is in the wrong?
It's probably more the attempts to deceive, that he's lied then backtracked.
>>57645032
shouldn't the profits have been taxed before Cameron got them though? And then Taxed again as income.
lets have a look at the barclays premier league table
>>57645039
Mine
>>57645032
Facts don't matter anymore. It's just about smearing the opposition
seeing halleys comet in 2061 is the goal
>>57645118
>>57645089
let me inspect it first
>>57645127
you'll be dead by then
eating a roast beef sammich
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
when do you think the next world war will be lads?
in our lifetime?
>>57645060
Would cum on all of those bellies
>>57645127
eemm what
this comic is a blatant rip off
>>57645127
The race war will have ravaged Europe by then. You probably won't survive
>>57645144
meet at 3am out west croydon train station if you want to see some shit
>>57645163
>gif
fuck off
https://streamable.com/hqh1
Mad cunt
>>57645202
>>gif
>
>fuck off
>>57645160
i'm dying in 2069 in all liklihood
now pop the pussy for a goon nigga
>>57645160
i'll be 72
>>57645243
you misunderstand. im going to make sure you'll be dead by then
Fuck the pope and the vatican
used tesco vouchers at pizza express
had some disgustingly sugary pudding and now feel a bit queasy
havign diner
So I've got my first day at my first job on Tuesday, will this set my life on track and get me out of my endless cycle of depression, loneliness, and demoralization?
>>57645282
Rasheed
>>57644832
mad max
>>57645293
>needing to eat
symptom of weakness
>>57645307
cool no one gives a toss though
>>57645293
join t'sync
>>57645282
t. martin luther
>>57645281
VERY threatening post
>>57645332
nah not right now
maybe in a bit but have essay to do so praps not
>>57645318
presbyterianism is the whitest denomination
>>57645307
Possibly. I started a new job recently and all that has disappeared, I've made new friends there and we're going out at the weekend.
Could easily make things far worse though if you don't fit in so make as much of an effort as you can.
>>57645293
Learn to spell
>>57645307
absolutely not. the only upside is that the job will tire you out to the point where you're too bewildered and confused to be depressed.
>>57645163
>>57645083
More business friendly laws that allow hedge funds to be set up easier, specialisation
>>57645098
Doesn't matter, if it's under foreign law it's not the investors responsibility. Cameron paid the full amount of tax on the income he earned
>>57645374
>writing an essay at midnight on a saturday night
'no'
lighting my new febreeze spiced apple candle
>they drive on the right in gibraltar
>>57645388
>>57645410
dont care
Served a really cute girl at work today
Asked for her id and she was Czechoslovakian
>>57645390
This is true. Your depression only comes on Sundays when you work.
>>57645441
i care for your wellbeing
>>57645430
who is this indian male?
>>57645331
rude tbqh
>>57645341
>>57645390
at least I'll be able to dry my tears with dollars as I go to bed in the late afternoon
>>57645383
I've already got a friend working there, but there isn't much time for talking because it's a four-hour truck-packing shift. I'm pretty good with people, hopefully I'll make nice.
>>57645433
At least Hong Kong still drives on the correct side of the road
Goodnight, lads.
hate twats who do essays
>>57645485
Ah. I work in an office and it never gets very busy, we just get paid to sit around talking shit and I /brit/post when I'm there as well sometimes :^)
Hope you make it m8.
Had to pay Β£130 customs fee on Lucy.
She's getting delivered next Saturday.
>>57645473
deadline is the end of the month but want to get to 3000 word before end of the weekend
>>57645508
use buckinghamshire flag now
no ones using it
>>57645558
im actually cornwall
>>57645577
want to suck my willy?
>>57645577
no your not
>>57645554
She won't come m8
>>57645577
>>57645613
that would be me
Why are people so short
I'm only 6ft and I've discovered I'm taller than most people I see
thinking of giving up meat lads
Another one
>>57645613
>your
>>57645637
Average height here is 5ft8 m8, don't understand this height meme
>>57645655
you played yourself
>>57645659
dont care
>>57645637
>6'
King of manlets, but a manlet all the same. You're still below average height.
>>57645655
you smart
>>57645648
but why? vegans are stupid
>>57645637
>be a man of average height or slightly above
congratulations you're taller than the majority of people
dont care for idiots wot do essays
>>57645674
it's 5'9", but 5'10" if you discount old people
>>57645637
normal distribution with a small variance lad
means if you're even slightly above avergae you'll already be taller than a huge number of people.
t. 5'9
>>57645495
Come back
>>57645637
t. Musjid al Muhammad
>>57645698
source?
>>57645697
how dear you
>>57645674
>average height of people in the UK is 5ft8
far too tall, maybe you mean average of adult men in the uk? but then it seems a bit low, would have assumed 5'11
>>57645702
>5'9
>>57645697
set to buckinghamshire or i hate you now
>>57645430
Who is this skeet parakeet
For white males of our generation the average is about 6', 6'1.
PRIMUS SUCKS
>>57645727
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world
UK - England
>>57645737
I was surprised as well, I assumed the same.
>>57645694
top argument there, lad. i have been feeling disgusted by it lately, perhaps adopt a lacto-ovo-vegetarian lifestyle
>>57645543
thanks, la; I wanted a job that wasn't like you describe, I think the boredom would kill me and I don't have a web-friendly phone, so I don't feel too bad about it all. May the dulcet tones of Cocteau Twins carry you to your third eye.
>>57645702
>5.9
Howling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsDkVNTWbwU
would literally do anything to avoid losing the respect of people on the internet
>>57645760
>white males
>>57645750
skeet pajeet more like
Just offed myself.
>>57645767
Between 5ft8 & 5ft9
>>57645760
source?
>>57645750
>Yorkshire finding Indians hot
>>57645816
where did you get 5'8" from
Just resurrected myself.
>>57645840
misread, i fucked up
>>57645829
My own two eyes.
>>57645796
he may re-add them or he may not so theirs no reason to use region empty indefinitely
>>57644806
https://youtu.be/oBzwWgFzggw
So....talking about your feelings on the internet again, son?
>>57644468
>>57644806
>>57645942
what is this shit
why does the alien in alien kill everyone?
What are some good drinking games involving music videos?
>>57645750
Lass off Corrie.
>>57645971
because fuck you thats why
>>57645971
It's a biological weapon intended to kill people
I miss Barry the Biscuit Boy
>be in london
>go down to the pub
>all these essex people around me
is there anything more disgusting than cockneys and essex people? they're so fucking idiotic
>>57645835
>not wanting to fuck anything with a pluse
>>57646054
delet
>>57645875
Very impressive
>>57646030
Elaborate please
>>57646054
scousers, geordies, brummies
>>57646054
>he's not a saffender
what's the meaning of life, /brit/?
>>57645767
>taller than the averages of my ancestral countries
America has bone magic, lads,
Going to breakfast
done me work
>>57646105
ass on mouth
>>57646086
Made by these guys
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Engineer
how many married women cheat somewhere down the line?
>>57646113
>America has bone magic
nah, you just got blacked
>>57645966
mind conditioning, m8
https://youtu.be/Sy2o6dzE9w8
>>57646133
>having breakfast a midnight
that's jap japs for you
>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH HERITAGE
>why yes im from england
>yes we do think people the next town over are inbred subhumans
>>57645971
It doesn't. It harvests them.
>>57646094
>scousers
scummy and annoying, but not as cringeworthy
>geordies
speak funny but otherwise decent human beings
>brummies
dont make a scene
Cockneys and essex people are all hyper attention seeking and all fucking crass and stupid
done a reddit flags
how did it come to this?
well leds what are you at tonight, cocaine for me
tfw no zhang ziyi waifu
>>57646172
Blacks are shorter than Whites on average, the magic is real. 5'11" against Poland's 5'10.5" and Spain's 5'9".
>>57646223
>North Riding
Full of queers and steers
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-female-sesame-street-muppet-in-afghanistan-promotes-girls-rights_us_570674dce4b0b90ac2715dd9
Very good
>>57646217
shut up you northern monkey
don't make me call your parole officer and tell him you're in the mines
>>57646244
Good taste, though Gong Li is the goat waifu
>>57646242
memes because im not a degenerate
>>57646265
>triggered essex cunt detected
Back when I was fifteen I saw a pair of leather punches. I don't know why, but looking at how they punched a hole in a strip of leather made me want to punch a hole in the top of my foreskin. I never did but the thoughts of having a hole in my foreskin seemed to stay with me. About two years later I was getting bored of masturbating with the same old cock and wanted to make my foreskin pull back further but the frenum was in the way, so one night I got a very sharp pointed kitchen knife and pushed the point through the inside of the frenum and cut it through in an out-and-upwards direction. Because I still had a foreskin I put tissue paper over the cut and closed my foreskin up over it, but it hardly bled at all and it was healed within about a week.
>>57646192
Do you think a life in Japan is constant sexy depression and bokeh? I hope it is.
>>57646249
you do know what an average is right
>>57646304
cocaine is an adults drug literally every businessman snorts it
dont care for people from essex
or anywhere else on the planet for that matter
>>57646322
don't ever fucking quote me again you fat disgusting piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
If you're drinking, take a shot or a finger of your beer every time he says baby
mama ketchup, papa ketchup and son ketchup are walking down the street
son ketchup keeps lagging behind
after like 2 minutes Papa Ketchup gets angry, turns around and yells: KETCHUP!
threadly reminder
me
>>57646315
King.
>>57646355
not clicking that virus
>>57646360
LOL
>>57646217
decent post
>dont care for people from essex
>or anywhere else on the planet for that matter
>>57646363
me on the top
>>57646344
almost all businessmen are self-interested degenerates
>>57646363
who would the south rather, wales or the north?
>>57646244
Looked up some pictures, Christ, she went from adorable to milf with no lean years. Too bad she's a mainlander so naturally subhuman.
>>57646291
good taste yourself lad
tfw no gong li to show me the ropes
>>57646388
I knew that I could not leave my cock looking this untidy. After all, I was only eighteen back then and was planning to have relationships. I decided to cut off that lose hanging bit of foreskin, which really hurt, but after it was off, I knew that I wasn't finished because there were still other areas that needed tidying up. From there on I spent several times cutting bits off to neaten my circumcision scar. Then came a day when I wanted to cut more skin off, mainly because I found it such a turn on to remove skin from my penis. The problem I had was that I didn't have any loose skin left. I was already very tightly circumcised, but the desire was still with me to cut more skin off. I decided to cut all the skin off my penis shaft ・the loosely attached skin that slides along the shaft when masturbating. I made a circular cut around the base, and another cut just behind the head, and then a long cut joining the two cuts. I slowly lifted the skin off as I was cutting it free from the shaft.
When I was finished I was left with a raw shaft, and it was wet and bloody. I became erect and found that my skinned shaft looked so erotic to me, it was sort of whitish pink in color and it looked hot, but worrying at the same time, seeing my shaft skin start at the base of my cock for only about half an inch, then stop, leaving an opening in my body for my raw skinned cock to protrude from.
>>57646363
>that borderline feel
not sure if im a subhuman
>>57646340
Do you know what "bone growth through faith" is?
>>57646414
t. never lived in either
>>57646415
>taking a moral high-ground on a moraless site
>>57646474
keep yer head up bud
>>57646348
*passes toke* time for a chill
>>57646475
sounds like something /cum/ would be interested in mate, maybe you should go tell them about it
>>57646474
me flying off the horse
>>57646463
king
>>57646386
Surprised you know how to use a computer, m8.
>>57646551
look at my glasses i am well intelligent mate
>>57644560
tried vr porn today
Am I gay if I feel sorry for the hosses in the Grand National?
>>57646526
London is THE city of the planet my friend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city
bored and cant sleep
