AJ is going to win, maybe. Edition.
Sheffield United
yasuho
RIP Elliot Rodger, may you shine down on us from heaven, supreme gentleman
>>57637245
>caring about niggerpunch
LET'S GO CHAMP
Boxing is a dead sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFvTQBcknXI
This is probably the video the Sunni Muslim killed that Ahmadiyya Muslim over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eJg0QV2Fn0
just look at him
have you ever seen a more handsome man? genuinely sad he's no longer alive, so beautiful
>>57637408
>Ahmadiyya Muslim
They seem like the most chill Muslims.
They're basically Christians. Believe in Jesus and everything.
really upset there wasn't a purple aki edition
Do you think he's getting it in?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3522595/D-Day-veteran-set-marry-former-fiancee-70-years-apart.html
maisie
gf had another miscarriage lads
Is Chelsea Peretti Jewish?
>>57637245
Fuck off, Adam.
Don't think I'll ever have a gf tbqh lads. There whole concept feels totally alien to me.
Just finished shadow of mordor.
WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT. if i would of paid full price for that id be pissed
>>57637496
wish she was my gf
>>57637529
bullet dodged lad
>>57637561
Peretti is Italian so wop
>>57637592
me first
>>57637492
I started the purple aki editions, and I made this thread.
>>57637561
>Peretti was born and raised in Oakland, California,[4] the daughter of an Italian American father and Jewish mother.
Also a coalburner.
>>57637580
same
i'm 27 and i've never had a gf and i'm absolutely conditioned to my current lifestyle
>>57637618
No I started it check the archives 6 months ago
>CUBATEA
>>57637496
She's so incredibly fucking average.
>Don't think I'll ever have a gf tbqh lads. There whole concept feels totally alien to me.
Yep. It's got to the point where I find it hard to even imagine having a girlfriend.
>>57637618
why do you keep making nigger edition then?
If immigrants drive down wages, why don't companies just employ immigrants?
>Also a coalburner.
Nice fish & chips and a pineapple ring for tea.
>>57637580
this 2bh
>>57637682
how do you think they drive down wages, by working for free???
>>57637662
I started it way before 6 months ago.
Really want to shag the lady on the ScS advert lads.
>>57637618
check your privilege, sith lord. maybe in 2006, but you have not persevered. just because you are an oldfag does not mean that you can freehweel on this website. we all have to do our bit, virgins and regular folk alike.
>>57637687
cuck
>>57637661
Haha, I'm 27 as well. Exact same problem.
Want to try the whole online dating thing, but admitting I've never had a GF seems completely absurd and embarrassing.
>>57637717
She is quite nice.
Post pics
i am purple aki
>cuck
>cuck
>>57637788
No you're not, I was him 6 months ago check the archives
>>57637788
Can you feel my bicep?
>it's a /brit/ does't know what a cuck is episode
Hmmmmm...
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/britfeel-meet-up-2016-tickets-24535212481
>>57637682
Because I think it would be pretty obvious what's going on if you pop in to Argos in Devon and every employee was Pajeet, Rasheed, Choudry, Ama-bin-Fayeed, Aminah, Maymunah, Lami'ah, Juwairiyah, Muhammad, Abdul-Khabir, Khairi, Jawdah, Sulaiman and Asim
>>57637762
you wouldnt need to admit until further down the road when youre in a serious relationship and by that point she wont care
I guess
idk
>>57637838
wait, shit
c'mon guys its [current year] not [current year-100]
DOUBLE BUBBLE DISCO QUEEN
HEADED TO THE GUILLOTINE
>>57637882
>northampton
no ty
>c'mon guys its [current year] not [current year-100]
>>57637951
c-c-c-cuckold!
>>57637883
bit racist la
SKIN AS COOL AS STEVE MCQUEEN
LET ME BE YOUR KILLER KING
>>57637787
>>57637939
She's from Knutsford, I'd give her a knutting if you catch my drift.
who /VIP ticket/ here
>>57637906
>not [current year-100]
Fuck you. Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>57638006
is there actually a meet up?
>I'm fluent in sarcasm
>I eat like a man
>Down to chill
>Netflix is my life
>likes: men with tattoos
Never date a woman who puts these on her profile
>Store manager at Argos
>Suddenly got CVs sent in from people called Pajeet, Rasheed, Choudry, Ama-bin-Fayeed, Aminah, Maymunah, Lami'ah, Juwairiyah, Muhammad, Abdul-Khabir, Khairi, Jawdah, Sulaiman and Asim
What the fuck. All at once, too
Surname SULLIVAN
SOURCE: Given Name
USAGE: Irish
Meaning & History
Anglicized form of the Irish name Ó Súileabháin which means "descendant of Súileabhán". The name Súileabhán means "little dark eye".
>little dark eye
hehe bumol
>>57638002
went to school with her sister
>>57637889
Hmmm, guess so. Would suck if I lie to the first girl, and then she's great and I started the relationshit on a lie.
>>57638082
>>Down to chill
>>Netflix is my life
what's wrong with these?
why would you put all your gucci in the bin instead of selling it or at least giving to a charity shop or something
>>57638006
what am I looking at
there is literally nothing wrong with wearing a burka.
break it down
i don't want nobody else to hear the sounds
this love is a private affair
interrupt the flow, no they better not dare
>>57637996
free verse is poo
>>57638010
would cost about £80 to travel and then i'd have to interact with /r9k/ers (excluding you of course, i wouldn't mind that)
>>57638124
I mean its not really a discussion that comes up early in a relationship is it?
idk
>>57638137
that's not me
>tfw born just in time to die as a lonely middle aged man in the european race war
>>57638117
I work with the sister of channel 5's weather lady.
/brit/ meet up at sunnyvale trailer park when
>>57638173
It looks tacky and arrogant as hell. Women wearing it may as well put a flashing "I'm stupid" sign above their head.
Anyone I see wearing I automatically associate with stupidity
>>57638217
Went on a date once. It came up within about 2 hours.
>britfeel has 115 unique IPs
>we have only 32
didn't realise britfeel was so popular
>>57638269
more neets
>>57638271
Rorke
>>57638269
It's saturday, we've lost the normies at this hour
>>57637882
oh god no. the worst part is that i'm actually considering this.
>>57638246
gizza job la
>>57638266
I thought it was pretty haram to talk about ex's on a first date
I believe it is time to roll a cheeky spliff lads
>>57638271
owen jones
>ameritard
>talking about tackiness and arrogance
going to get a can of pepsi max™
>>57638271
kevin
>>57638271
Rasheed
>>57638332
>tfw broke before dole comes in a couple weeks
>>57638318
I work at a school, so it's pretty fucking shit. She's a science teacher I think, I only usually talk to her when she's not teaching.
>>57638271
Rafi-Stone
>>57638269
It's much slower than /brit/ though, the current thread has been up for 18 hours.
>>57638133
>Down to chill
Slag with an STD
>Netflix is my life
Has absolutely nothing else going for them in life. No hobbies. No interests. Not even a quirk to their name.
doing a listen
>>57638271
oobaelop
could batter the the lot of you
>>57638271
Cara
>>57638329
Yeah me too, but it happened! Pretty easy to get out of though, I just said I didn't want to talk about it. Think that's a fair excuse, and it shut the conversation down.
Pretty tempted to fuck a hooker too and get my sexual hangups out the way. Might help things.
That date I was talking about actually ended up with her in my bed, but I got mad performance anxiety and asspied out and just went to sleep.
regressive centrist here
>>57638455
decent
you say elvis presley, I say eddie cochran
>>57638451
serve me up with chips
just squeezed it to some BLACKED videos, lads
>regressive centrist here
Who would you like to spend a night with from Casualty?
Cuddling up with my dog, nursing a cup of tea, watching old Simpsons episodes and /brit/posting.
Comfy isn't the word.
>>57638455
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>57638467
wtf is a regressive centrist
>>57638514
what kind of father would let his 14 year old daughter leave the house dressed like this
had three cups of tea in the last hour lads
someone stop me haha
>Northampton
why isn't anyone replying to me
can't even make friends in /brit/
>>57638514
Do I spy a camel toe?
ex gf is a feminist now
>>57638514
'Honey, I can see your cunt. Go get change. baka'
>>57638187
i'm not actually going desu
but i'd maybe go if you were x
>>57638573
now fuck off
Cuddling up with my owner, trying to watch old Simpsons episodes over the sound of them slurping tea and /brit/posting.
Comfy isn't the word.
>>57638514
>>57638010
too bad i'm flying to geneva that day
>>57638269
What's the difference between /brit/ and /britfeel/? Which is better?
>>57638573
I have some days like that. Sucks, so here's a reply.
>>57638503
>>57638593
Same
Dodged a bullet, us
>>57638617
did you make a dog tulpa this time
>go into dining room
>brother insists on showing me the latest normie meme he's found on facebook
>have to stand around for ages for him to find it
>then have to force a chuckle to pretend I found it amusing
>>57638473
>>57638612
please be my friend
>>57638658
woof [yes]
>>57638458
that sounds pretty shit but I could see myself doing the same
2bh I'm not that at the point yet where I'm willing to fuck hookers or "escorts"
*barks loudly and threateningly*
Hi there,
I'm the /britfeel/ event organiser. I just want you to be aware that the event we are organising is designed as a safe space. I would appreciate it if users of this thread did not attend.
Thank you.
>>57638684
No, not a chance.
>>57638640
one has flags
oh and /r9k/ is shit with the robot
>>57638641
thank you
>>57638672
>friend shows me "countryballs" on 9gag
>>57638722
already got my ticket m8 see you at the beanbags
radical traditionalist here
spent my day doing some alchemy and brushed up my arrêt à bon temps
>>57638719
grrrrrrrrr
>>57638717
saw that one on reddit too haha
><utterly spurious statement that has a vague resemblance to some point to you made in the argument>
this why you're dumb
>>57638722
hi there,
i'm the authority round these parts
dont ever post in my thread again
>>57638722
going to show you all my facebook photos of me and my normie mates having a good time
>>57638706
If I fuck a hooker, it feels like I'd absolutely have to keep it a secret in any future relationship. Which would be annoying.
>>57638722
just called the booking agency we're changing the location to grimsby arcade
>>57638722
gonna turn up
just had my first prost-stim orgasm lads
felt like fucking heaven
>>57638771
but i dont go on leddit
>>57638737
No worries, bro. Any time.
>>57638872
marginalise children
bit noncey
pretty sure i have aspergers. when i was a kid i used to get obsessed about the most pointless shit, i had a phase of checking the numberplate of every car i saw, and the date of the tax discs
https://youtu.be/MleuPXWotcI
really need to clean out my reaction images folder lads
got a load of bollocks in there I never use
>>57638834
t.tarquin spiv
>Oscar Stark
>>57638872
>MARGINALISE THE WORKING CLASS
Do you like Jacqui Ryland's nipples, lads?
>>57638743
>at uni
>friend laughs at memes on tickld
>get in drunk one night and he gets his laptop out to show me his latest mememes
>I drunkenly get some baneposting videos up on youtube
>things never the same between us again
>>57638897
alri james
>>57638834
I'm planning on keeping a lot of things secret when I get into a serious relationship. I sleeptalk though and my biggest fear would be blurting stuff out when I'm asleep.
>>57638872
Smear the working class.
Is politics really like this in the homeland, lads?
>>57638731
why not? i'm a good lad willing to do things
>>57638936
it's Jamal desu
what snacks you got for the fight lads
got some cans of stella, sweet chilli & zesty lime popcorn and some dairy milk fruit and nut
>>57638872
Tax Happiness
Sounds good
>>57638872
>Obstruct niggers (people of colour)
>>57638883
prost-stim is nice but I've never managed to cum from it alone
>>57638968
alri there tubby mc fatfuck
>>57638968
got me some thorntons millionaire shortbread
HARRY KANE
HE'S
ONE
OF
OUR
OWN
ARE ARRY
HARRY
HARRY
HARRY
KANE
HARRY KANE
HARRY
KANE
HE'S
ONE
OF
OUR OWN
HARRY KANE
OI OIIIIIIIIIIIII
HAZZAAAAAAA
>>57638959
OK, convince me. If I invited you over to hang out tonight, what would we do?
I'm 5'11" and struggling to reach the lofty weight of 80kg
>>57638968
What fight?
>>57638940
Can blame it on it just being a dream though.
Shit lads my cigarette set the fire alarm off and all 13 floors had to evacuate
What do I say? It was deodorant or something?
>>57638940
>when
>>57639047
>cigarette
yank detected
anyone else seriously scared by americans?
the sheer destruction of their military and nuclear weapons, coupled with their excessive patriotism and belief that they are the good guys bringing freedom
i used to think it was a joke but as soon as you back an american up its "and we could wipe you off the face of the planet" scary desu
>>57638458
other 27yo here. never even been on a date with a girl so you're miles ahead of me.
>>57638872
MORE HAPPINESS
Crime of the century lads. How far would you go for your favourite biscuit?
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/five-men-have-been-jailed-for-stealing-20000-worth-of-jammie-dodgers--ZyeBbnAGhlZ
>>57639077
nah yanks don't smoke ciggies, they smoke cock
>>57639077
FOY
>>57639049
I'm not like the rest of you autists, I've been in relationships before. Got a few qts on the go atm that could blossom into relationships.
>>57638872
Smear the Poor
>>57639089
Greens out!
>>57639079
ah yes their definitely more scary than Russia or ISIS
>>57639018
can literally see my ribs
>>57639079
don't be scared, chum
it's just a bit of banter in the end
>>57639028
i have 7 cans of stella and i shaved my arsehole last night
>>57639081
(The date was when I was 22)
Total joke. Didn't fuck her because I thought being 22 and a virgin was embarrassing. Now I'm 27 and a virgin.
FUCK.
>I'm not like the rest of you autists, I've been in relationships before. Got a few qts on the go atm that could blossom into relationships.
>>57639104
Smoking a cock right now
>>57639133
>the russia meme
>>57639133
they've killed a lot more people tbf
luckily they seem to be focused on brown people so I'm not that bothered
>>57639098
>As the defendants left the dock, one was heard saying "Does anyone want a biscuit?"
What happened to that mong who kept saying that he only weighs 53kg? finally died of starvation?
>>57639182
no homo we smoking penises!!
There is no difference between the rebels and ISIS
>>57639077
Just speaking the kings
Seriously help, are there any excuses that can get me out of this? Going to get a fucking massive fine if it's caught for smoking
>>57639168
Tempting. Would you make a convincing girl if I necked five of those stellas?
had two long term (1+ year) relationships with girls, shagged a total of 8 girls, all in the past four years
still borderline autistic when it comes to talking to women, I can only talk to them when drunk
>>57639079
Are you meming
>>57639232
listening to thugger right now (fire emoji)
>>57639232
Ewwwwww! Gaaaaaaayyy!
>>57639121
own up, lad. it's saturday nitght and at best you're stuck with the ugly lot, like all the rest of us
>>57639034
some rubish nignogs
>>57639246
you lit a match to try and clear the room of your smelly farts
>>57639187
>america has killed a lot more people than Russia
Hey guys. Trying to convince my friends that Trump is racist.
Can you help me find a time he has said something specifically racist? I can't find anything
The Belgian police let a wanted terrorist walk into their biggest airport in the EU capital (along with two accomplices armed with huge bombs) only 4 days arresting another one of the paris attackers, And took another 3 weeks to find him.
Vote in, we obviously need that belgian intelligence
>>57639169
22 now and cant even envision myself going on a date
>>57639266
try out boys
>>57639255
no i'm quite ugly, slim but a bad face and i'm quite hairy
i do lots of anal though and can deepthroat like a champ
I've just about recovered, I think..
I'm not seeing double any more anyway...
How long ago was friday?
>>57639297
can i save this frog?
>>57639079
No because America is a force for good in the world
we should become the 51st state and leave this EU quagmire. add canada and we can have an atlantic union.
>>57639344
you've lost five weeks
>>57639310
OK, you've convinced me. Do you swallow?
>21
>only had one gf when I was in sixth form with a legit psychopath
>had sex with 6 girls, all drunk girls
How do I get a gf?
>>57639297
>counting russians killing other russians
>thinking russians count as people
>>57639298
That time he wanted to make his country great
It's racist to make yourself, as a white person, great. You must bring yourself down to the base level
>>57639344
source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FnmnuDiVno
think its quick wank, shower then off to work lads
>>57639382
what's the point in making a cock cum if you're not going to swallow?
where do you live
>>57639428
ave a good one then
>>57639344
I'm afraid it's been... nine years
>>57639266
pretty much all this 2bh
>it's a "/r9k/ poster accuses me of having no friends" episode
>>57639462
>snake, it's a wide open world out there
what did he mean by this?
>>57639395
come to bulgaria with me and we can buy one
>>57639431
>what's the point in making a cock cum if you're not going to swallow?
I often ask myself the same thing
I've never had a relationship or friends desu
>26
>can only talk to girls drunk
>only every slept with girls drunk except my first ever gf
>currently on 32 notches
>still never had a proper gf since her
>more than half of my shags are fat birds
how fucked am I?
>>57639431
Go to uni in Edinburgh but I'm from Manchester and that's where I am now.
>>57639301
Please believe me when I say it's worth putting in the effort now. It just gets harder and harder to explain away.
If you're like me, you're feeling you're behind already in life. Well there's only one way to rectify it, and it's not doing nothing until you're 27.
Trust me.
Going to a family do tomorrow. Everyone has started getting on my case about getting a GF. It's fucking awful.
One of my aunties asked if I was gay last time.
Don't be like me, haha.
tony benns son about to fight
>>57639506
its over for you
pls feel bad for me lads ive only ever fucked 10 girls :((((
>>57639417
corriefu
