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AJ is going to win, maybe. Edition.
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Sheffield United
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yasuho
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RIP Elliot Rodger, may you shine down on us from heaven, supreme gentleman
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>>57637245
>caring about niggerpunch
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LET'S GO CHAMP
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Boxing is a dead sport
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFvTQBcknXI

This is probably the video the Sunni Muslim killed that Ahmadiyya Muslim over.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eJg0QV2Fn0

just look at him

have you ever seen a more handsome man? genuinely sad he's no longer alive, so beautiful
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>>57637408
>Ahmadiyya Muslim

They seem like the most chill Muslims.

They're basically Christians. Believe in Jesus and everything.
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really upset there wasn't a purple aki edition
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Do you think he's getting it in?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3522595/D-Day-veteran-set-marry-former-fiancee-70-years-apart.html
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maisie
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gf had another miscarriage lads
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Is Chelsea Peretti Jewish?
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>>57637245
Fuck off, Adam.
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Don't think I'll ever have a gf tbqh lads. There whole concept feels totally alien to me.
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Just finished shadow of mordor.
WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT. if i would of paid full price for that id be pissed
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>>57637496
wish she was my gf
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>>57637529

bullet dodged lad
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>>57637561
Peretti is Italian so wop
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>>57637592
me first
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>>57637492

I started the purple aki editions, and I made this thread.
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>>57637561
>Peretti was born and raised in Oakland, California,[4] the daughter of an Italian American father and Jewish mother.
Also a coalburner.
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>>57637580

same
i'm 27 and i've never had a gf and i'm absolutely conditioned to my current lifestyle
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>>57637618
No I started it check the archives 6 months ago
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>CUBATEA
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>>57637496

She's so incredibly fucking average.

>Don't think I'll ever have a gf tbqh lads. There whole concept feels totally alien to me.

Yep. It's got to the point where I find it hard to even imagine having a girlfriend.
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>>57637618
why do you keep making nigger edition then?
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If immigrants drive down wages, why don't companies just employ immigrants?
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>Also a coalburner.
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Nice fish & chips and a pineapple ring for tea.
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>>57637580
this 2bh
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>>57637682
how do you think they drive down wages, by working for free???
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>>57637662

I started it way before 6 months ago.
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Really want to shag the lady on the ScS advert lads.
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>>57637618
check your privilege, sith lord. maybe in 2006, but you have not persevered. just because you are an oldfag does not mean that you can freehweel on this website. we all have to do our bit, virgins and regular folk alike.
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>>57637687
cuck
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>>57637661

Haha, I'm 27 as well. Exact same problem.
Want to try the whole online dating thing, but admitting I've never had a GF seems completely absurd and embarrassing.
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>>57637717
She is quite nice.

Post pics
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i am purple aki
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>cuck
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>cuck
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>>57637788
No you're not, I was him 6 months ago check the archives
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>>57637788

Can you feel my bicep?
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>it's a /brit/ does't know what a cuck is episode
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Hmmmmm...

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/britfeel-meet-up-2016-tickets-24535212481
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>>57637682
Because I think it would be pretty obvious what's going on if you pop in to Argos in Devon and every employee was Pajeet, Rasheed, Choudry, Ama-bin-Fayeed, Aminah, Maymunah, Lami'ah, Juwairiyah, Muhammad, Abdul-Khabir, Khairi, Jawdah, Sulaiman and Asim
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>>57637762
you wouldnt need to admit until further down the road when youre in a serious relationship and by that point she wont care

I guess

idk
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>>57637838
wait, shit
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c'mon guys its [current year] not [current year-100]
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DOUBLE BUBBLE DISCO QUEEN

HEADED TO THE GUILLOTINE
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>>57637717
qt
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>>57637882
>northampton

no ty
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>c'mon guys its [current year] not [current year-100]
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>>57637951
c-c-c-cuckold!
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>>57637883
bit racist la
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SKIN AS COOL AS STEVE MCQUEEN

LET ME BE YOUR KILLER KING
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>>57637787
>>57637939
She's from Knutsford, I'd give her a knutting if you catch my drift.
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who /VIP ticket/ here
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>>57637906
>not [current year-100]
Fuck you. Tiocfaidh ár lá
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>>57638006
is there actually a meet up?
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>I'm fluent in sarcasm
>I eat like a man
>Down to chill
>Netflix is my life
>likes: men with tattoos


Never date a woman who puts these on her profile
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>Store manager at Argos
>Suddenly got CVs sent in from people called Pajeet, Rasheed, Choudry, Ama-bin-Fayeed, Aminah, Maymunah, Lami'ah, Juwairiyah, Muhammad, Abdul-Khabir, Khairi, Jawdah, Sulaiman and Asim

What the fuck. All at once, too
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Surname SULLIVAN
SOURCE: Given Name
USAGE: Irish
Meaning & History
Anglicized form of the Irish name Ó Súileabháin which means "descendant of Súileabhán". The name Súileabhán means "little dark eye".
>little dark eye
hehe bumol
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>>57638002
went to school with her sister
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>>57637889

Hmmm, guess so. Would suck if I lie to the first girl, and then she's great and I started the relationshit on a lie.
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>>57638082
>>Down to chill
>>Netflix is my life
what's wrong with these?
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why would you put all your gucci in the bin instead of selling it or at least giving to a charity shop or something
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>>57638006
what am I looking at
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there is literally nothing wrong with wearing a burka.
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break it down
i don't want nobody else to hear the sounds
this love is a private affair
interrupt the flow, no they better not dare
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>>57637996
free verse is poo

>>57638010
would cost about £80 to travel and then i'd have to interact with /r9k/ers (excluding you of course, i wouldn't mind that)
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>>57638124
I mean its not really a discussion that comes up early in a relationship is it?

idk
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>>57638137
that's not me
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>tfw born just in time to die as a lonely middle aged man in the european race war
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>>57638117
I work with the sister of channel 5's weather lady.
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/brit/ meet up at sunnyvale trailer park when
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>>57638173
It looks tacky and arrogant as hell. Women wearing it may as well put a flashing "I'm stupid" sign above their head.

Anyone I see wearing I automatically associate with stupidity
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>>57638217

Went on a date once. It came up within about 2 hours.
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>britfeel has 115 unique IPs
>we have only 32

didn't realise britfeel was so popular
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>>57638269
more neets
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>>57638271
Rorke
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>>57638269
It's saturday, we've lost the normies at this hour
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>>57637882
oh god no. the worst part is that i'm actually considering this.
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>>57638246
gizza job la
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>>57638266
I thought it was pretty haram to talk about ex's on a first date
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I believe it is time to roll a cheeky spliff lads
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>>57638271
owen jones
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>ameritard
>talking about tackiness and arrogance
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going to get a can of pepsi max™
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>>57638271
kevin
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>>57638271
Rasheed
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>>57638332
>tfw broke before dole comes in a couple weeks
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>>57638318
I work at a school, so it's pretty fucking shit. She's a science teacher I think, I only usually talk to her when she's not teaching.
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>>57638271
Rafi-Stone
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>>57638269
It's much slower than /brit/ though, the current thread has been up for 18 hours.
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>>57638133
>Down to chill
Slag with an STD
>Netflix is my life
Has absolutely nothing else going for them in life. No hobbies. No interests. Not even a quirk to their name.
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doing a listen
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>>57638271
oobaelop
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could batter the the lot of you
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>>57638271
Cara
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>>57638329

Yeah me too, but it happened! Pretty easy to get out of though, I just said I didn't want to talk about it. Think that's a fair excuse, and it shut the conversation down.

Pretty tempted to fuck a hooker too and get my sexual hangups out the way. Might help things.

That date I was talking about actually ended up with her in my bed, but I got mad performance anxiety and asspied out and just went to sleep.
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regressive centrist here
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>
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>>57638455
decent
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you say elvis presley, I say eddie cochran
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>>57638451
serve me up with chips
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just squeezed it to some BLACKED videos, lads
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>regressive centrist here
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Who would you like to spend a night with from Casualty?
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Cuddling up with my dog, nursing a cup of tea, watching old Simpsons episodes and /brit/posting.

Comfy isn't the word.
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>>57638455
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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>>57638467
wtf is a regressive centrist
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>>57638514
what kind of father would let his 14 year old daughter leave the house dressed like this
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had three cups of tea in the last hour lads

someone stop me haha
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>Northampton
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why isn't anyone replying to me

can't even make friends in /brit/
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>>57638514
Do I spy a camel toe?
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ex gf is a feminist now
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>>57638514

'Honey, I can see your cunt. Go get change. baka'
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>>57638187
i'm not actually going desu

but i'd maybe go if you were x
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>>57638573
now fuck off
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Cuddling up with my owner, trying to watch old Simpsons episodes over the sound of them slurping tea and /brit/posting.

Comfy isn't the word.
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>>57638514
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>>57638010

too bad i'm flying to geneva that day
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>>57638269
What's the difference between /brit/ and /britfeel/? Which is better?
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>>57638573

I have some days like that. Sucks, so here's a reply.
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>>57638503
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>>57638593
Same
Dodged a bullet, us
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>>57638617
did you make a dog tulpa this time
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>go into dining room
>brother insists on showing me the latest normie meme he's found on facebook
>have to stand around for ages for him to find it
>then have to force a chuckle to pretend I found it amusing
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>>57638473
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>>57638612
please be my friend
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>>57638658
woof [yes]
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>>57638458
that sounds pretty shit but I could see myself doing the same

2bh I'm not that at the point yet where I'm willing to fuck hookers or "escorts"
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*barks loudly and threateningly*
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Hi there,

I'm the /britfeel/ event organiser. I just want you to be aware that the event we are organising is designed as a safe space. I would appreciate it if users of this thread did not attend.

Thank you.
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>>57638684
No, not a chance.
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>>57638640
one has flags
oh and /r9k/ is shit with the robot
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>>57638641
thank you
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>>57638672
>friend shows me "countryballs" on 9gag
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>>57638722
already got my ticket m8 see you at the beanbags
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radical traditionalist here

spent my day doing some alchemy and brushed up my arrêt à bon temps
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>>57638719
grrrrrrrrr
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>>57638717
saw that one on reddit too haha
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><utterly spurious statement that has a vague resemblance to some point to you made in the argument>
this why you're dumb
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>>57638722
hi there,
i'm the authority round these parts
dont ever post in my thread again
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>>57638722
going to show you all my facebook photos of me and my normie mates having a good time
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>>57638706

If I fuck a hooker, it feels like I'd absolutely have to keep it a secret in any future relationship. Which would be annoying.
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>>57638722
just called the booking agency we're changing the location to grimsby arcade
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>>57638722
gonna turn up
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just had my first prost-stim orgasm lads

felt like fucking heaven
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>>57638771
but i dont go on leddit
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>>57638737

No worries, bro. Any time.
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>>57638872
marginalise children

bit noncey
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pretty sure i have aspergers. when i was a kid i used to get obsessed about the most pointless shit, i had a phase of checking the numberplate of every car i saw, and the date of the tax discs
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https://youtu.be/MleuPXWotcI
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really need to clean out my reaction images folder lads

got a load of bollocks in there I never use
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>>57638834
t.tarquin spiv
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>Oscar Stark
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>>57638872
>MARGINALISE THE WORKING CLASS
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Do you like Jacqui Ryland's nipples, lads?
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>>57638743
>at uni
>friend laughs at memes on tickld
>get in drunk one night and he gets his laptop out to show me his latest mememes
>I drunkenly get some baneposting videos up on youtube
>things never the same between us again
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>>57638897
alri james
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>>57638834
I'm planning on keeping a lot of things secret when I get into a serious relationship. I sleeptalk though and my biggest fear would be blurting stuff out when I'm asleep.
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>>57638872
Smear the working class.

Is politics really like this in the homeland, lads?
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>>57638731
why not? i'm a good lad willing to do things
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>>57638936
it's Jamal desu
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what snacks you got for the fight lads

got some cans of stella, sweet chilli & zesty lime popcorn and some dairy milk fruit and nut
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>>57638872
Tax Happiness

Sounds good
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>>57638872
>Obstruct niggers (people of colour)
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>>57638673
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>>57638883
prost-stim is nice but I've never managed to cum from it alone
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>>57638968
alri there tubby mc fatfuck
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>>57638968
got me some thorntons millionaire shortbread
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HARRY KANE

HE'S

ONE

OF

OUR

OWN

ARE ARRY

HARRY

HARRY

HARRY

KANE

HARRY KANE

HARRY

KANE

HE'S

ONE

OF

OUR OWN

HARRY KANE

OI OIIIIIIIIIIIII

HAZZAAAAAAA
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>>57638959
OK, convince me. If I invited you over to hang out tonight, what would we do?
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I'm 5'11" and struggling to reach the lofty weight of 80kg
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>>57638968
What fight?
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>>57638940

Can blame it on it just being a dream though.
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Shit lads my cigarette set the fire alarm off and all 13 floors had to evacuate

What do I say? It was deodorant or something?
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>>57638940
>when
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>>57639047
>cigarette
yank detected
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anyone else seriously scared by americans?

the sheer destruction of their military and nuclear weapons, coupled with their excessive patriotism and belief that they are the good guys bringing freedom

i used to think it was a joke but as soon as you back an american up its "and we could wipe you off the face of the planet" scary desu
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>>57638458

other 27yo here. never even been on a date with a girl so you're miles ahead of me.
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>>57638872
MORE HAPPINESS
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Crime of the century lads. How far would you go for your favourite biscuit?

http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/five-men-have-been-jailed-for-stealing-20000-worth-of-jammie-dodgers--ZyeBbnAGhlZ
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>>57639077
nah yanks don't smoke ciggies, they smoke cock
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>>57639077
FOY
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>>57639049
I'm not like the rest of you autists, I've been in relationships before. Got a few qts on the go atm that could blossom into relationships.
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>>57638872
Smear the Poor
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>>57639089
Greens out!
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>>57639079
ah yes their definitely more scary than Russia or ISIS
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>>>/r9k/27751886
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>>57639018

can literally see my ribs
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>>57639079
don't be scared, chum

it's just a bit of banter in the end
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>>57639028
i have 7 cans of stella and i shaved my arsehole last night
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>>57639081

(The date was when I was 22)

Total joke. Didn't fuck her because I thought being 22 and a virgin was embarrassing. Now I'm 27 and a virgin.

FUCK.
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>I'm not like the rest of you autists, I've been in relationships before. Got a few qts on the go atm that could blossom into relationships.
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>>57639104
Smoking a cock right now
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>>57639133
>the russia meme
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>>57639133
they've killed a lot more people tbf

luckily they seem to be focused on brown people so I'm not that bothered
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>>57639098
>As the defendants left the dock, one was heard saying "Does anyone want a biscuit?"
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What happened to that mong who kept saying that he only weighs 53kg? finally died of starvation?
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>>57639182
no homo we smoking penises!!
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There is no difference between the rebels and ISIS
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>>57639077
Just speaking the kings

Seriously help, are there any excuses that can get me out of this? Going to get a fucking massive fine if it's caught for smoking
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>>57639168
Tempting. Would you make a convincing girl if I necked five of those stellas?
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had two long term (1+ year) relationships with girls, shagged a total of 8 girls, all in the past four years

still borderline autistic when it comes to talking to women, I can only talk to them when drunk
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>>57639079
Are you meming
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>>57639232
listening to thugger right now (fire emoji)
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>>57639232
Ewwwwww! Gaaaaaaayyy!
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>>57639121
own up, lad. it's saturday nitght and at best you're stuck with the ugly lot, like all the rest of us
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>>57639034
some rubish nignogs
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>>57639246
you lit a match to try and clear the room of your smelly farts
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>>57639187
>america has killed a lot more people than Russia
>>
Hey guys. Trying to convince my friends that Trump is racist.
Can you help me find a time he has said something specifically racist? I can't find anything
>>
The Belgian police let a wanted terrorist walk into their biggest airport in the EU capital (along with two accomplices armed with huge bombs) only 4 days arresting another one of the paris attackers, And took another 3 weeks to find him.

Vote in, we obviously need that belgian intelligence
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>>57639169
22 now and cant even envision myself going on a date
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>>57639266
try out boys
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>>57639255
no i'm quite ugly, slim but a bad face and i'm quite hairy

i do lots of anal though and can deepthroat like a champ
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I've just about recovered, I think..
I'm not seeing double any more anyway...

How long ago was friday?
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>>57639297
can i save this frog?
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>>57639079

No because America is a force for good in the world

we should become the 51st state and leave this EU quagmire. add canada and we can have an atlantic union.
>>
>>57639344
you've lost five weeks
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>>57639310
OK, you've convinced me. Do you swallow?
>>
>21
>only had one gf when I was in sixth form with a legit psychopath
>had sex with 6 girls, all drunk girls

How do I get a gf?
>>
>>57639297
>counting russians killing other russians
>thinking russians count as people
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>>57639298
That time he wanted to make his country great

It's racist to make yourself, as a white person, great. You must bring yourself down to the base level
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>>57639344
source?
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think its quick wank, shower then off to work lads
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>>57639382
what's the point in making a cock cum if you're not going to swallow?

where do you live
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>>57639428
ave a good one then
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>>57639344
I'm afraid it's been... nine years
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>>57639266
pretty much all this 2bh
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>it's a "/r9k/ poster accuses me of having no friends" episode

>>57639462
>snake, it's a wide open world out there
what did he mean by this?
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>>57639395
come to bulgaria with me and we can buy one
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>>57639431
>what's the point in making a cock cum if you're not going to swallow?
I often ask myself the same thing
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I've never had a relationship or friends desu
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>26
>can only talk to girls drunk
>only every slept with girls drunk except my first ever gf
>currently on 32 notches
>still never had a proper gf since her
>more than half of my shags are fat birds

how fucked am I?
>>
>>57639431
Go to uni in Edinburgh but I'm from Manchester and that's where I am now.
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>>57639301

Please believe me when I say it's worth putting in the effort now. It just gets harder and harder to explain away.

If you're like me, you're feeling you're behind already in life. Well there's only one way to rectify it, and it's not doing nothing until you're 27.

Trust me.

Going to a family do tomorrow. Everyone has started getting on my case about getting a GF. It's fucking awful.

One of my aunties asked if I was gay last time.

Don't be like me, haha.
>>
tony benns son about to fight
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>>57639506
its over for you
>>
pls feel bad for me lads ive only ever fucked 10 girls :((((
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>>57639417
corriefu
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i found yr profile via instagram. You are handsome.ٕ.
i'm l̘o֫okíng for a f̊#ckbuddy.̙. what do u look li֖ke? i'm 5͍'6 with big natural b00bs and a tight lͦil pu$$y that just cra֖ves c%ck ... what r u loo֯king foּr i̘n a g1rl? u can check me out here... *I hope you like my pictures*
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>>57639506
>>currently on 32 notches
FONT
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Normie neighbours have lit a fire and are being loud, drunk and having fun lads. It's making me uncomfortable.

Might open my window and play nasheeds on full blast
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>>57639395
>legit psychopath
doubt it
>>
>>57639493
That sounds good lad

I swear I've seen you post this before, why bulgaria?
>>
I love my wife, don't get me wrong
But she has the libido of a fucking dead old woman. It makes it really hard for me not to stray
>>
how many can you name
btw your not British if you can name none
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really liking the new retarded looking r9k frogs

that's what i call progress
>>
>27
>can't talk to girls even after drinking a bottle of whiskey, handful of xanax or acid or ket
>never had a date
>never had a girl interested in me
>never kissed a girl
>too scared to see an escort
>crap job
>no friends
>becoming psychotic
>want to kill myself

how fucked am I?
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>>57639656
PLUG
L
U
G
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miss the taste of a clean girl's asshole, lads
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>>57639600
hate this

i don't even care about gf i just wish i had a solid friendship group
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is the normie gene inherently more prominent in females than males?
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>>57639656
plug, danny, spotty, wilfried, fatty
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>>57639666
youre fine
>>
>>57639666

How is it possible that there's so many 27 year old virgins in this thread, lmao. Why is that seemingly a magic number.

I count 3 now.
>>
>>57639666
pretty fucked desu
>>
>>57639666
why haven't you done it yet?
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>>57639656
I only used to read the Dennis the Menace bits.
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Post OC you created that people actually use
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im a 27 year old benzo-addicted alcoholic virgin neet
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Obsessed with finding the graves of murder victims in the cemetery. there are quite a few.
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>>57639656
Prince Charles far right
>>
>>57639656
SMIFFY
>>
>>57639575
>>57639417
prefer bef to be honest
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>>57639747
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>>57639716
honestly think it's just one guy who keeps banging on about it
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>>57639747
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>>57639607
She tried killing herself a load of times, tried killing me a few times, threatened suicide if I ever broke up with her, used info about me I trusted her with as blackmail, threatened fake rape charges on me a bunch of times

Only got out of it when I voice recorded her on the fake rape charges
>>
Business idea: re-evaluate my life
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>>57639747
>>
both tony benn and chris eubanks sons are biracial

why do successful black men always have white wives?
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>>57638908
Don't delete old stuff
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>>57639677
want to taste sersha's clean arsehole 2bh
>>
absolutely famished but cant access the kitchen
might genuinely expire right here
>>
>>57639801
never seen that used
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>>57639747
>>
>>57639840
why are you using buckinghamshire again
>>
>>57639666
JUST BE YOURSELF
>>
>>57639716
it's either a meme or one guy wont stop going on about it
>>
>>57639840
stay strong, you'll need to for the battle of the century

try hibernating
>>
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>>57639747
Nobody's reposted my OC ever
>>
Dave's a bit sneaky isn't he? He'd have never revealed this latest shenanigan if not for the MF leaks.
>>
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>>57639800
>you will never save beth from the bullies and cla a cheeky blowie round the ginnels as a reward
wouldnt mind most of the birds t b h
>>
>>57639853
it's often an edition
>>
i could knock out anthony joshua tbf
>>
>>57639656
>nobody remembered toots, erbert or sidney
disgusting
>>
>>57639829
>tony benn

you don't mean the socialist politician right?
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>>57639747
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>>57639747
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>>57639931
Do I spy a nipple?
>>
>>57639892
>battle of the century
shit did poleaboo accept my terms
meet me at byrants bottom no later than 22:09 and bring my glaive

>>57639870
heptarchy flags broke
>>
Did anyone else have this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxh5Csf4jOo
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>>57639747
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>>57639874
t. Gandy
>>
>>57639808
There's at least 2, because I'm one of them.
>>
>>57639954
If that's true then you're based
>>
>>57639989
only a matter of time before he capitulates and seeks a swift and merciful end to his suffering

death with honour
>>
I hate when as soon as you pull down your pants to poop, you fart, and as you bend over to sit, your face passes through the vapors
>>
Reminder this is what real autism looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE&nohtml5=False

No one here is really autistic.
>>
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>>57639747
>>
>>57639635
because the cost of living over there is so low, you can spend all you save on hookers and other fun
>>
Really want to fight a /brit/ lad.
>>
>>57639988
n-no janny sir
>>
>>57640071

autism has a spectrum of severity mate
>>
>>57640070
...
>>
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Friendly reminder that Raven was shit and for plebs
>>
>>57640071
its called a spectrum because there are loads of differing levels
people with aspergers are just socially retarded, then on the other end you have subhumans like that, and theres people all in between who are varyingly retarded and smelly
>>
>>57639727

having vivid visions of my mum getting the knock at the door from the police, identifying my body, choosing a plot and a coffin, trying to find some people to attend my funeral, going to my grave which still has a big mound of earth piled up, she doesn't know what to have etched on the headstone because she's too bewildered

anyway my benzo usage is at the point i think i might die soon anyway, my heart hurts and i wake up with blood on my sheets and dried blood in my nostrils and on my teeth
>>
>>57640087
meet me outside the morrisons on mutley plain in 15 minutes lads i'll box yer ears in
>>
>>57640048
made a few kojaks back in the day but thats my best one
>>
>>57640087
meet me outside birmingham new street station at 1pm sharpish tomorrow
you've fucking had it.
>>
>>57640124
All kids TV shows are shit in retrospect.
>>
>>57640071
WOOWIE
>>
>>57640071
This is also what autism looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQnN8L3pXE&nohtml5=False
>>
>he didn't kiss his dad on the lips as he left for school
>>
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Friendly reminder that Dick and Dom in da Bungalow was great and for patricians
>>
>>57640087
meet me at Nandos on Lothian road and I'll fukin heem you m8
>>
>>57640087
meet me behind the school bins at lunch
>>
Meet me outside footlocker on market street in manchester if you want your head caved in
>>
>>57640071
I enjoy the Louis Theroux doc about autistic children because I'm always as bewildered as he is when faced with autists
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explain the "chicken madras" meme
>>
>>57640177
ETSU BATSU
>>
>>57640205
kissed my dad's hot, red knob every night
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>>57639747
this was a favourite of *chokes up* ulster's
>>
>>57640205
Sounds like your dad was a nonce and/or a latent homosexual. I never even got a hug from my dad and I can count on one hand the amount of times he smiled at me.
>>
Should we put to sleep everyone once they reach the age of 75?
>>
>>57640085
What about any other eastern European country? Why are you so fixated on Bulgaria?

It's a good plan but would need to work here for a while to save up money. Having a job in Bulgaria would pay poverty tier
>>
>>57640251
will he ever return
>>
1 day ban from all boards for shitposting is now lifted lads
>>
>>57640255
30

make britain like logan's run
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>>57639800
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>>57640229
Theroux seems a bit autistic 2bh
>>
meet me under the clock tower in luton at 6:15pm tomorrow if you want to have your shit fucked up by me and my paki mates x
>>
>>57640087
Meet me behind Singhsburys you fucking wasteman you're getting murked
>>
meet me outside victoria square in belfast at 7pm sharp and your getting glassed m8
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>>57639747
should make more lisickis desu they was fun

>>57640288
think he's too lazy to get a new ip
>>
>>57640229

they're fine when you understand how their minds work

t. support worker for severe autists
>>
>>57640309
yes
>>
>>57640227
give me 2 hours you cretin
>>
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doncaster is a beautiful town
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>>57640304
*cries*
>>
>>57640227
I'll see you there tomorrow you fucking prick

I'll wear a white hat and call you an ambulance beforehand
>>
Meet me on Hampstead Heath public bogs at 1am if you want your shit stabbed
>>
meet me at Liverpool street station at 10am tomorrow and I'll treat you to a nice cooked breakfast
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>>57640339
alri janny lol

>>57639747
>>
NEW

>>57640384
>>57640384
>>57640384
>>57640384
>>57640384
>>
>>57640382
bit gay
>>
>>57640207
GO GO DICK AND DOM


IN DA BUNGALOWWWWWWWW
>>
>>57640367
you're an ambulance
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>>57640283
Well,I can work anywhere, so I've decided for the next few years I wanna stay in different countries for half a year to a year. I've been looking into all kinds of countries. Portugal, Poland, Czech Republic. Don't really know what to choose, but Bulgaria is half as cheap as any of those other three.

Probably will die by gypsy attack, but what the hell.
>>
>>57640087
meet me behind the underage disco in carlow m8 you're dead
>>
>>57639989
remember everything Matt Easton has taught you
>>
>>57640705
>>57640837

>>57640384
>>57640384
>>57640384
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