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Hardcore stay up all night edition.
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>>27736328
Brothers got all his mates round and the bathroom is next to his room.
The walls in this house are so thin you can punch through them so I cant go knowing they can hear me.
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What tunes we listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ionXXttRjAo
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Fuck you pussies I aint letting the thread die.
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Who still up real nigga hours senpai?
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>>27736652
I found this really funny as a kid and told some people at school about it and then they called me immature and made fun of me.
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>>27737187
I promised myself to do some studying today. Spent the day doing shit all. Decided to stay up late and hopefully do something, but still no motivation. I'm in that borderline between falling asleep and feeling too awake to sleep right.

Just walking King of the Hill now. I think I'm going to take a modafinil tomorrow and actually do something productive hopefully.
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>>27737187
ayo click dat like button my nigga
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Britfeel is more active at four in the morning than it is at lunchtime. Says a lot about us really.
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>>27737228
Been thinking about buying some modafinil, you should post how it goes in /britfeel/ tomorrow
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>>27737228
I have a 2 hour exam on Tuesday and I cant be arsed to revise for it.
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wake up possi bois
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>>27737668
no way sorry
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>Watching anime, drinking rum and eating donuts at 5am

My life went to shit long ago
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Need to stay awake to fix sleeping schedule but I already know I'll fail.
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About to get off work and go home for comfy time lads
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I'm still awake. Almost 6am and I'm meant to be going over a mate's house to have a 2 day board game party. This is definitely going to impact my concentration.
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>>27738495
Exact same.
I`m gonna go get to energy drinks from the petrol station.
I haven't smoked in ages so im gonna try get served but doubt it.
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Still up playing asscreed L O N D O N.

Need to fix sleeping pattern.
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>>27739174
Fuck sake lad me to.
I just had two rockstars and some cereal and I just feel really sick.
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>>27738686

What games, friendo?
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I am still here. I will be here every day.
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>>27740686
You're married ?
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>>27739174
I would too, but can't get the bloody thing to run at 60. Typical French game studio.
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>work interviewed literal perfect 11/10 asian girl yesterday
>overheard negative comments from supervisors
>tfw she probably won't get the job
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>>27739174
>fix sleeping pattern

Where did this meme come from
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>>27741029
Why would an 11/10 girl be applying to work in the same shithole that took you?

I think your yellow fever is getting out of control
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>>27740686
I still don't get who exactly you're waiting for
or if they were ever here in the first place
or if they'll ever come back
or whether you're mentally ill
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>>27737228
What mod have you got, I've got some modvigil but bit nervous about taking it
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What a fucking morning. I woke up to a message from the girl I'm talking to right now saying she got a message from my old oneitus last October. She showed me the screenshot and she said I threatened to kill myself and was offline for 8 hours and asked her to call the police. That's made me look like a fucking idiot because now the girl I'm talking to knows I've spoken to ex oneitus about her too.
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I've stopped taking my SSRIs! They didn't seem to be doing much after a month and a half so I've sacked them off for good. It's been 3 days now and I don't feel any worse.

On a side note, does anyone else have the worst feelings in the morning? It's like they've been stockpiled while I'm sleeping and I get 8 hours worth all at once.
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POST YOUR WAIFUS

I-if you want to
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>>27741424
This makes no sense

Blox
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How the fuck do you carry on living when you're a loser

I had the chance to make something of my life and I fucking blew it...gonna be graduating with a 2.2 no internships no work experience humanities degree

what's the fucking point any more

all that matters in life is your financial/career success

it's all anyone truly judges you on not being a "nice guy" or whatever dumb fucking shit people tell themselves to make themselves feel better about being wastes of fucking space

i wish we had guns in this country
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>>27741604

There's still time to learn underwater welding and earn mad stacks of cash money.
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who /unbelievably gay cock-hungry faggot/ here
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>>27741679
yep. The thing is I'm not even ugly I'm just too autistic and to inconvenient to reach for anyone to bother.
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Anyone gonna be watching SHAT AP BLUD possibly lose against Martin tonight?
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>>27741703
m-more pics of this senpai?
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>glucose levels go up in the night if i eat a lot of fatty and carby food in the evening
>this time they went up to 350 but were normal up to 1.5 hours after i fell asleep
>they go up very fast
>all this makes insulin injections prior to sleeping impossible to fix problem, would always result in hypoglycemia
>doc tells me to eat less in the evening
WOW YES DOC I MEAN I WEIGHT A WHOLE 75KILOGRAMS @204CM BODYLENGTH AND AM CURRENTLY LOSING WEIGHT WITH THIS DIET, A FAT PIECE OF SHIT LIKE ME SHOULD TOTALLY EAT LESS.
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who /mdma/ here
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>>27741642

fuck off

ashdaskhdajshd
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>>27741756
heard it's absolute shit, short high and then REAL depression (not the robot manchild meme) for days

DXM MASTURRACE HERE
going to tayke 24 capsules tonite.
>take 1 cap each 6 hours max
24 CAPS AT ONCE NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNa-TxqZvQ
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>>27741763

>According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, commercial divers and underwater welders have a mean (average) hourly wage of $26.32, while the mean annual wage is approximately $54,750. Additionally, the top percentile (90%) can make approximately $93,910 or more.

From https://www.commercialdivingacademy.com/underwater-welding-career-and-salary.cms

You really can't afford not to, anon, get started on those swimming lessons.
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>>27741774
it's a fairly lengthy high if you take the right amount, 3-5 hours for me and then like 3 hours of comedown where you can't sleep or piss and you feel energetic and tired at the same time

what you're talking about is taking way too much for your body weight (which i did once and it was exactly how you described plus the feeling in my legs would come and go)
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Do you think if I go up to those girls that have that "I love BBC" look and ask them if they want to get BLACKED, would I be successful?
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>>27741731
Holy shit, you're my height but under 12 stone?

You must be Ethiopian tier skinny m8.
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Currently sat in my room in PJs, bored with sitting at the computer but I don't feel like going downstairs and starting the day yet.

What do?
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>>27741727
I can link you the vid
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Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
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textless posuto wa allowed ja nai yo
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>live by Aintree racecourse
>3 days of normies descending on my street
>can't even go out on my car
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>>27741243
Check the previous thread, he's mentally ill and suicidal, his waifu is too (she's the pic related)

Apparently he got too crazy and got locked up for a few months, he got released eventually and by then she had long since stopped posting here. Now he waits like a loyal little pup at the side of the road awaiting his masters return until he dies of hunger
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>>27741604
>all that matters in life is your financial/career success

What a sad man you are if that's what you truly believe, we're here to enjoy ourselves and pass on our genes, nothing more. We come into this world with nothing and leave it that way, finance doesn't bring happiness
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>>27741731
Apparently I've a family history of type1, and I've been experiencing some worrying symptoms recently. Just riding it out until I actually have a hypo or something. Hopefully it's just all the sugar I've been eating recently. I don't want to have to deal with another problem.
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>>27741958
Central station was fucking rammed yesterday. All to get pissed under the illusion you actually care about the performance of some bloody horses.
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Is it actually possible to leave 4chan?
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>>27741940
Please senpai...I do anything .w.
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>>27741731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE29Amif1CI

You'll never make the doctor's happy mate, I wouldn't even try. They have some unrealistic expectations. To be able to keep a doctor happy I'd have to sit on my ass and do jack shit all day while eating about 600calories
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>>27742209
I'd agree with you if money didn't play a massive part in being able to pursue the things you enjoy. Also, if you are ugly and have an autistic personality then having money is the only way to attract someone to pass on your genes.
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>>27741508
I am going to get better for the lads.
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>>27737298
>>27741326

It's worth using if you lack motivation, it removes fatigue whilst on it and you can more easily focus on things, make sure you're doing your work when it kicks in, otherwise you'll just watch youtube videos and games all day.
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>>27741508
Uncertain about any future I might have

>>27742442
Ganbatte lad, we're all here for you
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I was just watching a porn and while I liked the bitch, I got distracted by the guy. Not because of his looks or any inclination towards myself wanting to fuck him.

But because he fucks exactly like how I fuck.

After I busted my nut, I carried on watching and skipping through thinking "Yeah, I do that", "That's one of my favourites", "Go on my son.... Tremendous technique there".

By the end of it all, I felt like he was telling a story and I knew exactly what he meant by it all.

We would probably be friends IRL
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>>27742545
>how I

lol
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>>27742545
>how I fuck

>>>/out/
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>>27741894
Play videogames with me
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>>27742576
>4 cloud
>3 interest, 4 interest
>4 thunder
>3 dragon

what is the point of this stupid language
absolutely redundant
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>>27741508

I always want to
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>>27742300
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1789505510


and as a bonus

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=162771961
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>>27742640
those aren't exactly common use in fairness. i'd be surprised if any of them were used more than ten times in all of history
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>>27741446
Meds can take upto 12 weeks to take effect.

Did you even read the paper bit?
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>there was a cat in my dream last night
>went to stroke it
>it bit my hand
>proceeds to really go to town, clawing and biting my hand, sinking its teeth into me, I'm flailing my arm around trying to get it off but somehow it's stuck on there gnawing away and it hurts enough to make me wake up

What does it mean?
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>>27742828

watch ur bak senpai
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>>27742226
are you fucking retarded? you won't get a hypo if you don't inject insulin, you will have high glucose levels all the time which will shred your intestines and your blood vessels and one day the vessels in your eyes will burst and then you can no longer shitpost on 4chan.

also make sure you don't reproduce. i get mad as fuck every time i read about type 1 diabetics having children and shit. people like that shouldnt be allowed to reproduce.

>>27742380
great, and i eat 4000 fucking calories every fucking day and LOSE weight.

but guess what? I will turn the fucking plates now. from today on i will eat 0 calories, maybe that will fucking decrease my metabolism. if my fucking body refuses to be more efficient then i will FUCKING FORCE IT.

i woke up today, jumped into my whip and felt superfucking alert and warm like normalshits on methamphetamine and had to blast the AC on 14C at 100percent speed and still felt warm even though i ate NOTHING AT ALL today. this is absolute fucking subhuman shit tier metabolism. I would rather want to be some superfat type 2 diabetic who weights 300 kilograms
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Guys I might be getting a full time job.

I don't know whether to be worried about becoming a wageslave, or happy I can afford rent AND food.

It's a bar supervisor position but hell I'll take anything at this point.
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>>27742245
My road is literally off "the melling road" so everything is shut off and there's drunks everywhere. Just been for a run on the loop line there is already people in suits coming.

I'm going to spoony woonys on the vale and put a couple of 50p ew bets on and drink 2.10 pints of craft ale lads
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>>27741446
>MUH DEPRESSION
before you take that nerve system wrecking, brain wrecking medication: Did you really make sure that you get proper amounts of exercise, have a proper diet and proper lifestyle (enough sleep and not too much)?

the long term damage of SSRIs are extremely horrible, you will actually want to kill yourself once you got them.
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had a bit of a chuckle at this lads

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459792904284.webm
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Jgjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
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>>27742938
That was pretty funny, reminded me of the morbidly obese sergeant in The Wire.
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>>27741942
normie who lurks here checking in to say I really enjoy all these smug morrisseys you're posting
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What animes are you going to watch this season fellow anons? I think I'll check out Sansa Sanyou, Hai Furi, Flying Witch, Bakuon and Anne Happy.
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>>27742938

definitive proof that whites and blacks can get on
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>>27742828
>Jasper Carrott was in dream last night.
>People were pressuring him to do something.
>Dream cut to him running up to David Cameron and performing the stone cold stunner on him.
>Dream showed the scene again but this time through a youtube video showing it had 3 billion+ views.
>tfw I wake up and search for it but it doesn't exist.
What does this mean?
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>MUH SSRIs
>HUR DUR I STILL WAKE UP EVERY MORNIGN REGRETTING EVERYTHING
>being this retarded that you take SSRIs for your manchild problems
literally the only thing that would help would be a dose of man up, or a drug that knocks you unconscious.

long term use of SSRIs will lead to permanent brain-zaps, so that you feel like you are being roasted on the electric chair for the rest of your life. and then you will actually kill yourself.
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>>27743137
this, SSRI's are grim, smoke a bit of weed or have a beer and a big healthy meal and you'll feel better
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Been NEET for 4 years, what are my chances of success without several months of slave labour at the job center?

Also what the fuck can I put on a cover letter to explain away 4 years of playing wow private servers and watching Anime all day?
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>>27743146
and dude even if they DO work, it's no big deal.

DXM inhibits serotonin reuptake too. when i take a FUCKload of DXM, i definitely feel the serotonin reuptake inhibition the next day. but it's not like i feel really better. i feel good all the time (not depressed) and the dxm doesnt make me even better. i feel different but not better.

that being said, if you depressedfags are looking for instant euphoria, you are taking the wrong drug. take cocaine or literally man up.
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>>27743171

>"Welcome to the KFC careers centre"

At what point did you realise your life wasn't really working out like you had hoped it would?
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>>27743171
read up on Betfair Trading then tell them you were a Betfair Trader the whole time, easy
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>>27741508
that's not a jam donut

are you trying to trick me again
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>>27743171
Do you have a driving licence? My dad got a job delivering cars this year after being unemployed since 1999.
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>>27743187
yep, plenty of proper drugs out there if you're looking for a chance in your mental chemistry
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>>27743209
what i also don't get is why some people take SSRIs for years even though they don't work.

i read stories abotu some people take ssris for 8 years and they say they never work. then why not stop after a few months? and then they complain that they got brainzaps forever after stopping them. brainzapsubhumans.
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stay in mechanical engineering or switch to aerospace for 2nd year?
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>>27743296
For anyone depressed in this thread, Valium is cheap, and a pill every couple of days keeps me healthy and happy and relaxed
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Poleaboo is pissed off he woke up late and missed Pokemon movie 18 on CITV and the mega evolution special
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Working on an essay on how we deceive ourselves into falling in love with people. What are your thoughts on this, robots?
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>>27743375
Poleaboo thinks you should ask the Student Room, my normie friend
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>>27743353
>Watching it dubbed
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>>27743353
>>27743400
Why poleaboo always refer to himself in the third person?
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>>27743133
That's a good dream. Had a 12 hour sleep the other night with a bunch of really vivid dreams, was quite entertaining. Certainly better than reality anyway.
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>>27743441
It's just a legal requirement in this modern scary age

>>27743426
Watch it subbed when I take a genuine interest in following the series but if it's just a casual catchup then dubbed
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>>27743441
Think he's banned off the internet, and doesn't want to get in trouble for violating that ban. It's so obvious it's him though, it would be really funny if Poleaboo got sentenced for shitposting.
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>>27743481
Long or short?
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woke up early for extra masturbation time.

you know why I love porn?

its non judgmental, its accepting. I can just look at it, enjoy it, imagine myself doing it and cum.

with a woman im already in the wrong before ive said anything.
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>>27743196

Betfair trader here. What's the point of being a complete cuck when you can make a tax free living at home? If you get fed up with the premium charge, go to Matchbook or Betdaq. It's easy.
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>>27743195
Fuck it i'm in deep, if I can get some money to go to college I don't mind frying chicken or sucking dick.

>>27743196
But it looks like I'd make way more as a betfair trader than any of the shitty jobs I can actually apply for, so they're probably going to misunderstand and assume i'm a gambling junkie or some shit

>>27743208
No and my eyes are too fucked to drive.
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>>27743528
Short

Poleaboo prefers girls with short hair, looks so much cuter, cannot see the appeal of the long hair haired version
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>>27743599
Good taste fampi
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Not sure if I like the garlic sauce from Papa Johns tbqh
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>>27743621
It's absolutely minging imo, but fairplay for ordering from Papa John's, objectively the best pizza takeaway going.
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SSRIfags are subhumans.
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>>27743557
what were the most useful resources you found when starting out?

Do you use trading software?
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underrated desu
ocococo
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Barely anything in for lunch because mum is "struggling with money" (gee maybe you should have considered your poverty before conceiving and raising a NEET manchild).

Currently eating a sandwich with very questionable fridge meat.
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>>27743804
https://youtu.be/XDWqV9RPXhc
Objectively the best image song
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>>27743809
how was your mum supposed to know you'd turn out like that? Not her fault that you refused to accept the job at the garage m8
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>Junlad will never be your dom
JFMSUF
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>>27743822
reckon nodoka has the best desu
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Reminder Poleaboo would kill any of you if he could get away with it simply because you're white.
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>Finally a take away that specialises on burgers appears on Just Eat
>Delivery only 2 pound despite being fucking miles away
>Order it and the burger is still hot
>Look at it next week
>Delivery is now 7 pound
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>>27740764
Have you turned off the bullshit Nvidia effects like PCSS and high levels of HBAO+? Those fuck the framerate for barely any benefit.
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>>27743832
You know who I know won't turn out like that? My unborn children. Which is why I won't be conceiving them.
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>>27743848
None are bad, but while ui and nodoka might be underrated the best songs would have to be mio and azusa.
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>>27743912
>Delivery is now 7 pound

Hope they enjoy going bust
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sudden realisation hit me when driving today, i really am fucking useless
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>>27743933
Well it's not just a takeaway it's a restaurant that oddly does takeaway for an oddly high price that no-one will bother to pay.
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>>27743940
At least you can drive. Doing my theory next week
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>>27743963
I cant lol, I'm past about 70 odd hours with the same instructor
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>>27743988
>2 years last week
>still taking lessons

I hate my life
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Can't even sit up without wanting to puke.
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My counsellor thinks I have a personality disorder and wants me to see a specialist, should I do it?
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>>27742888 : 43% cromulent
>>27743988 : 29% cromulent
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>>27744007
I took about 2 years as well but for 2nd year I started taking more regular lessons, about 4-6 hours a week. Also playing Gran Turismo for years helped a lot
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>>27743848
'Nodoka' and 'best' should never be used in the same sentence.
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>>27744099
>Google counsellors name
>She's a passionate campaigner for tranny rights
Don't trust them fampi.
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>shopping for a birthday card today
>notice all the cards "to my boyfriend"
>realise no girl will ever refer to me as "her boyfriend"

Unexpected feel
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>sold my rf online stash
>200 quid
>paypal
>did a "request" instead of having him send it to me, which apparently shifts protection to me
>withdrew the money
>unlinked everything
>shut down account

I'm pretty much safe from any chargebacks at this point right? like they have to directly take the money from my now-unlinked bank account using a closed account and there's no way they'd win that if I went to my bank to raise a fit?
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>>27744272

> implying the record is deleted on the DB
> implying your delete action didn't just set deleted_at = Date.now, deactivated = true

They'll still have the details, though don't be surprised if that procedure hasn't flagged the transaction.
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>>27744323

they can't withdraw shit from my bank account now legally, if they even have the power to do it.
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>>27744272
They can, and will, recover the money from your bank account if necessary.
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>>27741508
Just got up lmao I am dead inside

>>27742442
especially for me lad.

>>27743837
I could try my best, who knows what will happen in the future lad.
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>>27743837
I was happy just now, why did you have to give me this feel
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>>27744323

I just know the tech side, but it'd be hugely unlikely the guy would chargeback. I've never been chargebacked, as both buyer and seller.

I think it's one of those old myths at this point, Paypal has grown up as a company IMO.
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>>27744374
We all have to suffer until Junlad gives us permission to be genki.
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Gotta take a quick course of antibiotics lads but I can't drink on them for 48hrs otherwise I'll vomit myself to death apparently.
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movie night was shit last night
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>>27744695
Yeah we're canning that feature. Nice while it lasted.
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#ResignDavidCameron
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>tfw not enough quid for a cheeky nandos wit the lads
>tfw your entire life is faps n faffs, chaps n laffs
>tfw no gf
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>>27744708
>Yeah we're canning that feature.
Alri Steve?
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Just won 25 squid on the ole premium bonds lads.

One million win WHEN?
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>>27744752
Yeah, not bad mate. Are we doing hiphop hooray next?
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>tfw no /cowtits/ 2d gf
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>>27744813
Would really enjoy seeing you fuck her lad.
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Brits (Anglos in general) will betray everyone and break every treaty, promise or contract if it just serves their own interest and they could profit from it.

England was and still is basically a pirate nation, an island of greedy crooks without any honor, which constantly sows discord and strife amongst its neighbours and around the world just to maintain an illusion of power and greatness.

And for their vices, god has punished them with eternally bad weather, worse food and women so lovely, their men either resort to fucking sheep instead, or importing women from the third world and their ex-colonies en masse out of sheer desperation.

Basically, Britain is the punitive colony of Europe, where all the people of Europe have banished their unwanted outcasts to for millennia, just as the Brits themselves have done alike later with Australia.
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>>27744819
>this cuck again

you're a faggot, anon-kun
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>>27745007
I know fampi.
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>>27744989
Was saying the other day on here about how vile the Anglo race is. Consider that the three most evil empires of recent times (USA, Britain and Germany) were all germanic led.

Don't think any Anglo has ever created anything, all we know how to do is steal and pillage.
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I hide more posts than i read
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>>27737298
I fucked up, I had an alarm to wake me up around 10am. I took 50mg and went back to sleep. I was hoping the modafinil shits would kick in and I would wake up to go to the toilet about an hour after, then ready to start working.

I ended waking up at 2:45pm. I'm going to start working now but I still feel exhausted.
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>>27744989

implying any other country with a history as vast as britain hasn't done its fair share of atrocities.

Get off your high horse you hypocritical fuck.
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>>27744989
>>27745052
fuck off amir
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Lewis Hamilton is bringing an album out

s m h
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>>27744796
Let him speak Rick!!!
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>>27744989
Britain has never broken a treaty.
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>>27745051
even worse

you're a tease
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>>27745098
that's pretty cringe lad
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>>27745102
if ANY of the staff turn out to be even remotely simian we are never doing this feature ever again
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>>27745052
>>27744989
Brits aren't Anglo, they're Celt. Anglos are German, like you.
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>>27745052
>Don't think any Anglo has ever created anything
Anglos created democracy and law, shitskin pleb
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>>27745153
I just don't really care about boypussy desu.
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>>27745267
bum secks is gross anyway

each to their own
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>>27745078
I'm actually anglo, I just appreciate how fucking shit our race is and how much better the world would be without us. Also remember that Anglos invented autism and being a NEET.
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>>27745223
The British isles are dominated by Anglos, so the terms can be used interchangeably. The "British empire" was an Anglo empire in reality.
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>>27742249
Not completely. I left for a few months a couple of years ago but eventually drifted back, even though I'm probably older than the average 4chan poster.
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>>27745248
Nice try, you pale-skinned cuckold, but both were actually invented in the cradle of civilisation, Greece. As always, the Anglos just stole the idea and claimed it as their own, as they are incapable of inventing anything.
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>>27745378
Incorrect. The upper classes have been of Gaul (a type of Celt) descent for a thousand years.
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>>27745223

I believe Anglo-Saxons and "Brits" (Celts who lived on the British Isles, if I'm not mistaken) are pretty much mixed into one people by now.
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>>27745440
Incorrect. On average it's 70%, in reality those living to the north in the East and Midlands regions are Anglo.
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>>27745318
I know what isn't though and it involves a man and an anime girl.
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>>27745482

> in reality those living to the north in the East and Midlands regions are Anglo.

Whereas the others are...?
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>>27745509
Britons
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>>27745506

>man

That's a strange phrasing for "a second anime girl"
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>>27745503
Why do you want to be abused? You should see a therapist.
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>>27745503
what's your kik qt?
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>>27745524

So you're telling me that the South of Great Britain, which is the region that has been most invaded by the Germanic Anglo-Saxons, is mostly Briton, whereas the region that has historically been more isolated from invasions by foreign peoples is Anglo-Saxon?

I think you might have those backwards senpai
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>>27745530
Yuri is cute but not hot.
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>>27745556

Yuri is the purest form of love and that is not a meme.
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>>27745506
of course

lots of sticky breeding together, just like my japanese mangos
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>>27745555
Anglo-Saxons were largely driven back, and to the north. That's why the legends surrounding a King Arthur exist.
It's all real information published by Oxford's professor of anthropolgy, Bryan Sykes.
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>>27745403
That is completely untrue. Where the fuck did you get that from? The gallic people were forced from England into the provinces, which are all economically deprived.
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Well tonight's off

my mates girlfriend is in too much pain to have people around

I just want to get it out of the way
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>>27745588
Lmao this is such fucking bollocks, you don't know what you are talking about. The Britons were forced from the south of England into Wales and Cornwall, which have clearly distinct cultures and traditions. England is almost entirely Anglo I'm afraid.
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sexy metal pants
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>>27745636
AB-SO-LUTE DRIVEL
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>>27745610
You can see it in things as simple as surnames.

>>27745635
I'll take an Oxford professor's writings which are substantiated by genetic data over your angry ramblings. Britain is full of Brits.
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You people do not understand. She will be back. You will see.
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The Proxy Paige scene for FakeTaxi was a huge letdown desu

She's really gone downhill since she got fat.
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>>27745659
No it's not. He is an Oxford professor who is well known because pretty much every other expert in the subject disagrees with him. Got to sell books somehow, being completely contrarian is a valid method.
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>>27745716
scripted porn is the worst
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>>27745752
Hahaha. An unsourced allegation is the best you have? That's why he's with the best team in the country?

Pure drivel, sorry I had to open up the rain on your little parade here pal but the fun's over. Facts only.
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>>27745716
Love fake taxi. Guy is always uncut and he makes qts rim him.
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This 'Anglo' stuff is such a load of horseshit
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>>27745815

I usually love it because it's fucking rough, but the PP scene was fucking awful desu
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>>27745778
I'm not "sourcing" allegations for an argument on fucking 4chan you weird nerd. Accept the facts, or go with some contrarian professor whose sole interest is in selling more books to gullible idiots like you.
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Who /fucked/ up in A Level here? Choosing to do Further Maths at A2 was the worst decision of my life so far. I went from getting a B at AS to getting an average of U in A2 mocks.
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Poleaboo finds it infuriating Fake Taxi involves white men. Everyone knows pakis run taxis and that's what people want to see, white women getting treated like a pig by a 'foreigner'.
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>>27745850
It's the same German guy that got chased out of /pol/. He's incredibley ass-pained for some reason.
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>>27745881

> 4 As at GCSE, most of the others B.
> BDDE at AS-level

Worst two years of my life. Wish I'd just gone vocational, would've still ended up at Uni without being intellectually humiliated beforehand.
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>>27745881
>tfw didn't fuck up further maths
>hating my life anyway
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Finally got chromium working on Gentoo, lads.
Don't install Gentoo, it isn't worth it
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>>27745815
Can't stand rimming myself, love it when he puts the girls through the hatch and pounds the shit out of them.
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>>27745878
>I'm not
You mean "I can't" because you made it up.
I've read the facts mate, it's a shame you refuse to.
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>>27745634
Period pain or mental pain?
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>>27745917
Darjeeling <3
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>>27745905
What did you get in the end?

Can you tutor me?
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>>27745892
Except black cabs are run by white men and not pakis.
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>>27745892
The problem is that Paki cocks are microscopic.
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>>27745921
I like that it makes him moan like a teenage girl.
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>>27745940
A*A* in maths/further maths

I could maybe help a little anything to put off revision
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>>27745878
>asked for source
>n-no w-well you s-see...

kek
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>>27745951
Cumskins are dying out in black cabs.
>>27745955
Poleaboo is 8 inches and surprisingly thick
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>>27745900
Why would I be German? I fucking hate German's which is why I'm embarrassed by England's cultural heritage.

Also I'm not a fascist I don't browse /pol/
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>>27745892

I've never seen a Paki drive a taxi.
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>>27745988
>I don't browse /pol/
anymore*
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>>27745963
return to reddit then you subhuman normie-tier scum.

They are the type of cunts who listen to academics and "source" their arguments.

h
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>>27745903
>4A*s, 4As at GCSE
>BBC A-Level
>2:2 at uni so far

Every year is just slowly getting worse and worse
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>>27746009
All the ones I've seen in the south are white, but had one in the north who was paki
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>>27746015
Nope, Nazi politics are the reason I dislike Germans, don't know why I would browse a far right board.
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>>27746048
nazis are left wing, clue is in the name
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>>27745926
physical pain

she's got burn scars
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>>27746040
Learn to study, you can't get through it on talent alone. I realised that in my A-levels
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>>27745582
Das it mane-blox.
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>>27746062
Your mate snagged a katawa kanojo?
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>>27746058
Fucking kek, please let this meme die, it is the absolute worst. That's almost as stupid as thinking people in Britain are British "because of the name".
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Dreamt about my ex last night

just FMLup
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>>27746082
>I don't browse /pol/
>knows /pol/ memes
:^)
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>>27746102

> even having an ex
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>>27746064
You're right, I'm just scraping by at the moment. I don't know if it's laziness or the fact that I have no goal or career in mind to motivate me.

Might give modafinil a try, I just would like to teach myself discipline and study without relying on magic pills. Are you at uni?
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>>27746102
I've been thinking about mine (debatable it even fucking counts) every day for almost two years now
I didn't even like her that much
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>>27746122
Kinda wishing I didn't have one at all now, I'd be in the same situation in my life as I am now but I wouldn't know I could actually have been happy.
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>>27746009
obviously never been to Bradford.
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>>27746114
I've seen it on here enough times, funny how British people let their minds get infected by idiot American memes. Such a weak-willed, despicable people.
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>>27746102
Those dreams never go away.
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Poleaboo is asking if there's a site like Dogfart where it's arabs instead of blacks.
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>>27746203
>American
japanese*
how many more times will I have to correct and expose you, hans?
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>>27745962
>https://72cc677472290a33479706e39d1d3e58b91c3c22.googledrive.com/host/0B1ZiqBksUHNYWFZpeEhRNnJkdEE/AQA%20FP3%20Summary%20Notes.pdf
I'm just using these notes to revise as my class ones are trash and practically illegible. I also have the AQA textbook pdf for FP2 and FP3 but compared to other modules, further maths really lacks different resources you can use.

Going through AQA FP3 at the moment, specifically first and second order differential equations. I can do the questions alright, but struggling with trying to remember all of the corresponding particular integrals. I end up having to look back at the notes but hopefully I can memorize them by the time I do my exam.

I think I'm just going to go through everything again (I forgot so much this past Easter doing shit all) and then moving onto past papers which seems to be the typical method most students use.

But I'd appreciate any advice or resources you could give me, really.
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>>27746071
I would cuck your waifu tbqh desu
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>>27746224
True


27746224
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/19XYNBSex2Dp8zAerj9Zq57FGLlxD-e9k1RmoPM8rgi0/formResponse
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>>27746129
Modafinil is alright but the effects are definitely exaggerated. I feel it can keep me more alert and refreshed, which helps if you feel like shit all of the time.

But there's no autistic level concentration, increased memory or tunnel vision that I read in some reviews. I still use it occasionally though, I just think of it as a better caffeine without the jitteriness.

Also it makes your piss smell really ammonia-like.
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>>27746129
>>27746305
>>27746064
>>27746040
>MUH MODAFINIL
modafinil only works good if yo uare actually fucking tired. it's not a party drug or study drug you retards.
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>>27746129
Yeah, doing compsci at Manchester. I don't really have anything I'm striving towards either, except getting a job and hoarding money so I don't have to rely on my parents as much. Working hard at uni is the most I can do for that, desu

I also tried some smart drugs when I was doing my A-levels, but it didn't do anything for me and I managed without. I just have to force myself to put in the hours and doing literally everything.
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>>27746249
>differential equations
>integrals

I was afraid of this, sorry anon I can't help with those. I haven't used those since A Level (discrete maths degree), I've never even seen second order differential equations before, only did OCR FP1/FP2


The way I did it was to read the books, understanding every minute detail of the explanations and worked examples etc, then move onto completing ALL of the past papers, LEARNING THE MARK SCHEMES so you know exactly what working will get you the marks.

If you understand the material well enough and have practiced enough you will be able to answer 90%+ of the paper, it's then just being accurate and not fucking up
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>>27746305

> better caffeine without the jitteriness

That's a pretty good descriptor, really. Though I'm sensitive to all drugs, so 200mg will give me that meth-like focus on the first task I do.

The asparagus smell of piss is weird though, definitely on the side-effect list. Smells gross.
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>>27746254
Tell
Me
More.
I forget the email I used
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>In Uni
Kiddies out to be frank.
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>>27746352

Hey, I'm looking to eventually do a postgrad CS masters at Manc, how's the teaching quality?

I went to a shit uni at undergrad, so I pissed through the coursework the week it was given and spent the other 11 weeks doing drugs.

Would I be challenged there?
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>>27746352
Hey, my firm is Compsci at Manchester. Are you enjoying it there?
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Lads do you all smell your poo wiped on toilet paper? Smells so addictive haha.
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>>27746389


[email protected]
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>take oxycodone everyday for 2 weeks
>haven't seen family in this whole time
>see mother this morning
>"you look like shit anon, what drugs are you taking"
>"what, none."
>panic mode

>tfw looked in the mirror and I look like a literal scaghead

I am a degenerate
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>>27746443
I find it pretty challenging as far as the teaching goes and I get the impression that it's pretty much as good as it gets, if you're not challenged there you won't be anywhere. Has a healthy amount of companies showing interest too which'll probably make the job hunt easier. Great choice iah
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>>27746551
Switch to weed you utter madman.
>>
Played lots of WoW again today so far, got to the point where playing it alone is really fun.

Also got to the point the sexy steamchat lads are my best friends and i want to live with them and cuddle them all.
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Anyone have the collage of Poleaboo's posts? He tried to get sympathy from TSR
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>>27746551
dude.. 2 weeks is scaghead, are you in withdrawls? That is enough to cause dependance.
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you guys are the best, I just wanted to say that we're all going to make it and I hope it works out well for us all
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>>27746580
>TSR
Huh?
>>
>>27746623
The Student Room?
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>>27746632
Fuck me Amir, they may be liberal as fuck but they're not siding with the poo-watcher just because his skin is the same colour.
>>
>>27746564
Weed is boring
>>27746590
I'm aware, and no not in withdrawals, well I think I might be slightly seeing as I haven't taken any today and feel 'sick', might just have a maintainence dose instead of cold turkey
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>>27746458
It's pretty nice, desu. Lots of engineering autists and weebs, so I don't stand out as much
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>>27746646
What. Who is Amir? I don't understand.
>>
>>27746668
It's poleaboos real name lad.
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>>27745973
Pakis drive unlicensed taxis, white completely dominate black cabs.
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>>27746662
Which accommodation did you go for? I liked the look of Richmond Park, Shaevyn House and Canterbury Court. I'm thinking of swapping one of them for Oak House as the other three seem to be really popular and I'd rather end up in Oak House than randomly placed in Owens Park where it's supposedly noisy as shit.
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>>27746692
Who the fuck is this Poleaboo? Some sort of pseudo-tripfag?
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>>27746563

Thanks for the response mate. Sounds like I'd fit in perfectly, I'm one of those turbonerd autists another lad wrote about.

I've done some work with a few professors there, so I'm hoping that I can get some recommendation letters to help.
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>>27746722
Sometimes I get a taxi to somewhere like the MI6 building or an embassy just to impress the taxi driver.
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>>27746563
>healthy amount of companies showing interest
This is where I fucked up, graduating this year and still don't have anything lined up despite the reputation
>>
>>27746746
lurk more newfag

Holy shit
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>>27746724
I went private actually, dad got me a studio in the city. But yeah, avoid Owens like the plauge.
>>
>tfw your local football team secures promotion
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>>27746764
I got in with just good and relevant A-levels, and if you get a 1:1 and can snag some recommendations I'd be surprised if they don't let you in.
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>>27746438
This

FUCK OFF BACK TO FACEBOOK.
>>
Ey lads, got a horse in the national?
Got 5 quid on Druids nephew, he ran great last year
>>
>5pm
>Still live in an Anglo country

scottish rule when?
>>
>>27746966
when you become relevant
>>
Bit horny lads but it's a quite inopportune time for a fap
>>
Jolly prevening my good fellows
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>>27747026
Why, anon? Where you at?
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>>27747026
>mfw mum walked into my room as I was fapping to tell me grandad died

I hid myself under the covers as she came in, but still, probably one of my worst faps desu
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>>27747078
Was playing King Kong on the PS2 when I was told that my grandma died. Didn't really know how to respond so just kept breaking dinosaurs jaws open as my dad broke the news.
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>>27747078
Did you carry on while she was talking to you?
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>>27747102
Did you finish?
I always get slightly anxious about wanking straight after a relative dies... what if they're watching?
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>>27747026
Same fampi, hope it's a good one.
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>>27747109
No, I still had my hand grabbed onto my dick but stopped. I used my other hand to change to another tab. I was wearing earphones too.

I finished after she left though.
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>>27747078

Were you still able to finish?

>>27747054

It's still light outside, so it just feels wrong. I also really need some new porn but can't find any due to specific tastes.
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>>27747140
I'm sorry, grandad.
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>>27747142
not 3d porn i hope lad.
>>
>>27747102
Fuck me king kong on ps2 was a fucking great game, especially when you consider the usual standard of movie tie-in games.
>>
>>27747164

I'm afraid it is but maybe I'll make an exception for you're waifu.
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doing the lewd again lads
>>
Alright lads my dad is a bit of a psycho and may try to kill me
If he does anything shady I'm fucking legging it
What I want to know is if any of you near Derby or Notts have a couch I could sleep on if shit hits the fan. Thanks.
>>
Fuck me I just went out for dinner with my brother and his family to this new American diner they opened in my town and ate way too much.

Feel so tired and slightly sick.

Now I'm sat at work with no motivation and praying for a quiet shift tonight. Hopeful I can squeeze a nap in.
>>
>>27746793
That's pretty weird, seems like pretty much everyone who graduated that I had any contact with got a job.
It's not too late though, just don't have too high standards and you should be able to lands something that's related
>>
>>27747277
What did you do to piss him off?
>>
>>27747326
That's the plan

Just feel like I wasted my opportunities a bit when I hear about some of the grad schemes course-mates got on
>>
>>27747277
you could stay with me, in long eaton
you'd need to convince my boyfriend though it would be a bit weird me inviting a strange guy over
>>
>>27747252
Good lad. Everyone needs a good daily lewd.
>>
>>27747384
I'm 6'4, I'm sure your boyfriend will give me a meek yes or some other beta shit like that.
>>
>>27747407
He's 6'2 and black, so I doubt it hun.
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>>27747431
>Subhuman niggers
Will just hit him tbqh
>>
>>27747446
>little boy talking racist shit from behind a keyboard

Cute.
>>
>>27747446
>>27747407
This isn't how you get convince someone to let you crash
>>
>>27747446

You sound like you're fun to have over, bet that's why you don't have any mate's to crash at
>>
>>27747476
>Being a race traitor
>>27747477
It's 4chan, I don't need to pretend that apes are humans
>>
>>27747179
yeah, although the ps2 was pretty good for them, as if developers actually put some thought into them. Enjoyed the Lord of the Rings and James Bond games as well.
>>
>>27747364
Life's bound to be unfair, just remember to keep contact with them.
You might not have gotten on the graduate programme, but they could help you with a foot in the door in a few years.
>>
>>27747407
Hope you get killed and raped by your dad now tbqh
>>
>>27747492

Say hi to the lads at the ER for me
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>>27747552
>Manlet roid rage
Nice m8
>>
>>27747578
> ER

Why is he flying out to an American ER when he can go to an NHS A&E unit instead?
>>
>>27747431
Why does him being a fucking gollywog have fuck all to do with him getting pushed around like a beta faggot

Fuck this site, been here for 10 years and your post is finally the one to tip me over the edge
>>
>>27747651
Black men are genetically superior physicality wise. Plus they're not grown up told to be weak and beta.
>>
>>27747651
blacks are naturally intimidating
>>
>>27747651
FUCK OFF NIGGER LOVER


oc
>>
>>27747651
Black guys are scary,
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>>27747671
>Black men are genetically superior physicality wise.
Don't go full cuck here, please
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>>27747277
You can stay with me if shit gets real mate, me and my flat mate are white and don't give a shit if you're a racist
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>just starting to rain against my window

COMFINESS INBOUND
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>>27747801
where are you? Hoping the cosiness is coming my way
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>>27747671
Exactly, all the cucks on this board couldn't point to a single black autist or NEET. They simply don't exist, the genetic superiority is very real.
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A horse has won a horse race.
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>>27747817

I'm in Slough and the rain has stopped, so now my life is shit for two reasons.
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>>27741827

>production values

Can't the blacked shills keep to their own threads or do they have to shitpost everywhere too?
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>>27747867
It's the jockey that wins, not the horse.
Source: If a horse crosses the line first without a jockey, it doesn't count as a win.
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>>27747867
Shut the front door!

Seriously I totally forgot about it today. Slept until 2 and then sat around in the garden smoking, drinking tea and reading.
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>>27747867
But not the horse I bet on. Fucking cuck creatures, wish we ate them in this country.
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>>27747927
>wish we ate them in this country.

Apparently we did, just without realising.
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>>27747959
Did anyone else actually give a shit that we were eating horse?

I get the whole "It was sold as beef and it's wrong to lie" angle. But I honestly didn't give a fuck.
If they sold horse in Tesco or Asda and it was cheap and tasty I would buy it,
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>>27741827
Damn man, next scene is hype.
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>>27747959
I don't get the fuss about horsemeat. It doesn't trigger any special allergies and it's more expensive typically than regular meat.
Wouldn't mind if it ended up in my Tesco value lasagna again
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>>27748003

>be you
>be a racist
>be enjoying watching black people have sex with white people

Bit confusing, mate, but no need to explain.
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I heard there's a protest in UK. What happened?
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>>27748146
Nothing of intrest
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>>27748146
Bunch of pissy little students getting mad at dave for being a cunt
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>>27748146

Rich man sold some legal shares in a hedge fund (comparable to an ISA or pension fund)

The poor and uneducated are protesting again, demanding revolution.

Socialists, yet again, show themselves incapable of change.
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>spend past few days throwing up everything I eat
>now get a shooting pain in my neck when I try to be sick
>heart hurts constantly
>always feel cold

at least I lost half a stone desu~
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>>27748292
wish you would just die already
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>>27748292

How much are you at, tildey?

Got on the scales for my weekend weigh-in today, still at 61kg which is pretty good considering I've done nothing but eat this week.

You should look into overexertion rather than vomiting. It's still self-flagellation, but you're not rotting your gums out.
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>>27748292
Come on Steam lad, the lads in chat miss you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SME0kmAuheY&nohtml5=False
Who here has Jewish therapists? Cunts waited 3 days after my sixteenth birthday to check if I'm an aspie now I can't into autismbux
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>>27748336
>How much are you at, tildey?
give or take 5 either way, I weigh about 50kg
It changes throughout the day~

>You should look into overexertion rather than vomiting. It's still self-flagellation, but you're not rotting your gums out.
I already do. The problem is I don't have the strength to do it most of the time. There are plenty of ways to prevent tooth decay when vomiting senpai~

>>27748360
I am often too anxious and nervous to talk in groups, even online. I will see what I can do~
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>>27745881
>dropped Maths Mechanics after getting an E first year
>kept English, Business and Film Studies
>mfw did nothing more than what was set by teachers and went through with AAA*

Actually I regret it all but can I be smug just this once?
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>just found out that CRJ has put out a video for boy problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LNQBX8JwE

SCREAMING TRACK OF THE DECADE
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>>27748448
She's so tiny, sometimes I forget that she's approaching menopause
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>>27748448
>Boy problems
>Whos got them
>I've got them too
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It took me 12 hours of just lying there before I got out of bed today. I don't think I'm well.

>>27748292

Please call an ambulance.
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>>27748426

>Doing the work that was set
>achieving grade
>being smug

Bruv of course if you do all the work you will get a good grade.
You can be smug when you do jack shit and then get an A.
weeeeeuuuuu
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>>27748532
I'm smug for the people who studied like fuck and only got BBB or lower. I breezed through the exams and was even allowed to type them.

And by "set work" I mean just the work set to me by teachers who I knew would check it. When I left on study leave I just did fuck all. I even stayed up till 4am watching E3 the night before an exam.
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>>27748448
I fucking hate 30 year old roasties talking about 'boys', unless your referring to your 14 year old son being upity.
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>>27748425
Junlad is a sexy 13 stone, and i could not imagine being that much less, wew.
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>>27748473
Still grade A waifu material though.
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>>27748490
The lyrics really resonate for a robot like myself. Don't we all have boy problems?
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Found out yesterday that I start my new job a week on Monday

Any robots round Huddersfield fancy a pint? I'm buying
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>>27748689
VAGINA GET OUT
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>>27748704
You fucking wish pal. I'm as much of a pathetic man-child as the next guy on here.
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>>27741942
+1

top moz
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>>27748654
I want to kiss Junlad's feet while you have a late night sandwich.
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>>27748695
would if i hadn't left that shithole
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>>27743008
>>27748762

Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb
That will bring us together
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>>27748832
Never got that line to be desu. Morrissey doesn't know what he's speakng about half the time imo.
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>http://strawpoll.me/7325722

Cheers to all the lads that turned up to movie night yesterday. Voting is now open for next week's film and the nominations are:
>Antz
>28 Weeks Later
>Mean Girls
>Double Down
>Demolition Man
>Terminator 2
>The Usual Suspects
>True Romance
>12 Monkeys
>Leon: The Professional

This will (somehow) be the tenth week of /britfeel/ film night, so thanks to everyone who's watched, voted and joined in so far.

>http://strawpoll.me/7325722
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>>27748910
I always think about WW2, everyone was very happy and patriotic within the nation. My great nan said it was the happiest years of her life
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>>27748962
Don't really see how that fits with the rest of the song though. Always saw it as more of a cold war reference, like "we'll be together when the whole world is destroyed in a nuclear war".
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I'm actually getting bullied at work by a 17 year old (25 yo virgin here). Going to drink mysef into a coma tonight and hopefully miss work tomorrow or die.
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>>27748802

Where you living now friend?

I tried living in Halifax, but that was even worse than Hudds
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>>27748958
it was fun as always, apart from some pointless complaints. thanks for putting it on lad.
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>>27748999
Damn, makes me realise that I'm quite lucky to work with friendly normies who are disgusted by me but won't say anything.
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>Play fallout
>Listen to radio
>All the songs that survived are memeshit that reference nukes and such
So immersive, bravo Todd.
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>>27748958
for gods sake i thought we were dropping this feature
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>>27749054
Was fucking raging when I realised this, probably could have got so many more good songs in the game but they didn't reference "fire" or "bombs" so they didn't put them in.
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>>27748999

I work with mostly Chad's and Tyrone's, but luckily because we are so busy, they leave me alone as we have to work as a team.

I do also occasionaly get in on the banter as well
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>>27748958
A vote for Antz is a vote for Brexit.
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>>27749175
A Bugs Life > Antz
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why anyone would seriously take SSRIs is beyond me.

Enjoy your lifelong brainzaps, subhuman

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>>27748999
My 28 year old co-worker fucked my little sister (she'll be 17 in a few months)
It's brutal dealing with his smug ass.
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>>27749264
Worst gimmick on here desu
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>>27748958
ANTZ
N
T
Z
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>>27749224
Literal Shit>Cars 2> A Bug's Life

Worst pixar film by far I'm afraid senpai
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>>27749270

Fuck his mum anon, it's the only way
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>>27749264
They stop eventually
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>>27749280
Worst gimmick on here is not avoiding the filters
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>>27749325
I was on a low dose of Prozac from 1992 to 2000 as a treatment for chronic pain. I tapered off of it gradually after I realized that it was leading to cognitive dysfunction, making driving dangerous, and giving me sudden suicidal and homicidal impulses that felt like they weren't even coming from me. In fact, I wasn't me anymore. I went through a long period of serious illness from the withdrawal, but got better. The chills, fatigue, emotional lability, and terrible brain shocks lasted for another 8 years or so. At times I could only stop the shocks by sitting completely still in a quiet room with my eyes closed. They are gone now, but I still have stress intolerance, hypersensitivity to sounds and smells, memory impairment, hyperalert responses to sudden movements nearby, and the killing of my sex life appears to be permanent.
All that for something that never even helped my pain.
>another 8 years
lol subhuman
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>>27748997
my personal guess is that there's an aesthetic satisfaction to be found in mentioning nuclear fallout (a real possibility in the 80s, cold war and that) in what is essentially a cutesy pop song about trying to coax a shy boy out of his skin
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>ate virtually nothing today (about 500 calories total)
>glucose levels high allt he fucking time, very low insulin sensitivity
WOW SORRY THAT I'M NOT ABLE TO FORESEE THE QUALITY OF MY SUBCUTANOUS FATTY TISSUE
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>>27749175
Voted Mean Girls. You know it's the right thing to do.
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Anyone know any suicide sites?

I have a prescription for 500mg Quetiapine per day monthly.

Once I took 1000mg and I was groggy as hell the next day really drowsy, anyone know how much I'd have to take so I wouldn't wake up the next day?
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>kept having nightmares last night about childhood bullying and my friends leaving

/TIRED/ now
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>>27749480
did you do your slow release jab m8?
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>>27749554
slow release what? i ate a steak and a banana and some potatoes, but that was 6 hours ago. none of that should be left. or at least not the point where it affects glucose levels to this extent
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>>27749524
i had a dream that i had to take my gcses again as i didn't pass on them
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>>27749514
>Anyone know any suicide sites?

Waterloo tube station at rush hour

If you're going out, better to disrupt the lives of as many people as possible
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Anyone doing any Normie shit tonight?

I'm going to a friend's birthday later. Drinking now and shiteposting.
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>>27749588
Do you have to self medicate lad? You should get a rapid release and a slow release pen. The latter works through the day to keep your levels down.
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>>27749514
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it would be hard as fuck to die on it alone. My recommendation would be to take as many pills as you possibly can and also consume something poisonous or use an exit bag or some shit.
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>>27749635
I am not a fat type 2, i am an underweight type 1 diabetic and am on a pump.

i know very well how the insulin works, and usually on a day like today with a diet like this i need significantly less insulin. and that's what pisses me off. i wanted to take drugs soon but if i cant get this shit under control it's going to be a problem.

i replaced my tube now, this time a different spot that i rarely use. i hope the insulin works better now
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>>27749514
Don't kill yourself yet, senpai. Liquidate all of your assets and put all of your money towards a holiday abroad. The world is a massive and incredibly place, you might as well explore it a bit. If you still want to kill yourself, just do it but at least you spent your last moments doing something interesting rather than shitposting on a vietnamese literature seminar.

But if you're a poorfag, then fuck. Good luck pal.
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>>27749612
Suicide bomb the Houses of Parliament or something. Really annoys me that suicide bombers are willing to die but waste the opportunity on average people. Kill a fucking celebrity or something at least.
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>>27749740
oh sorry I know nothing about pumps.
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>>27749800
all the traveling and shit causes extreme anxiety in autists, it's going to be more stress than anything else for him

>tfw my job involves traveling around all the time
I will kill myself soon too.

but know what i like to do against thigns like this? just take a fuckload of drugs that might kill me (heart failure) cuz i dont care
this is the ultimate solution i found.
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>>27749731

Fuck off.

originalcommenthere
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>>27749823
reported to MI5
>>
Only 259 sleeps until Christmas.
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>>27749899
>>27749731
no thanks there normie.
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>>27749612

No I want to go out drunk and just go to sleep and not wake up.

>>27749800

I've got 15k in savings, I've travelled when I was younger, I don't really care for that any more but thanks anyway. I'm nearly 25, if I was 18 I would have taken your advice.
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>>27749892
>tfw richard armitage is going to come to my house and torture me
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>>27748958
Fuck the guy proxy voting for Antz.
>>
Is it true lads?
does Birtain got Talent?
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>>27749943
>No I want to go out drunk and just go to sleep and not wake up.

Fuck off.

Society made you want to commit suicide.

when you go out, you owe the world to take some others out with you
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>>27748958
Who the hell nominates something then doesn't vote for it? A couple of nominations are at 0.
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Facking L O N D O N lads.
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>>27749514
>MUH SSRIs
just stop taking them altogether. you will get brainzaps so horrible and other problems that you will want to kill yourself on the most painful way possible.
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>>27749823
The whole point of suicide bombings, and terrorism in general, is to spread terror.

If someone killed a massively famous celebrity, no one would be scared. It would be another face dead, another person they see on TV suddenly not there any more. People would mourn, or more likely pretend to, putting a Facebook status about how sad it is and how awful you feel before going immediately back to their lives without a second thought.

Now when average people die, it is scary.
This guy gave his life to kill a dozen innocent and clearly no more than average people, literally anyone could be next. Plus the families of those killed will be a constant reminder to anyone who knows them.

I'm pretty sure that is the thinking behind it anyway.
Read an awesome article about a month ago (forget where) where some "expert" was talking about just this subject. Said that now the big cities are out of the way, the people that should be really worried are the ones in little villages that never have anything going on. He said that if ISIS or what the fuck ever we are supposed to call them were really serious and knew their business then they would attack a place like a little village of 300 people in Wales or some picturesque English hamlet.
Because that would really hit home the point that no one and nowhere is safe.
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>>27749951

>discord
>web 2.0 IRC for retards with facebook and twitter and tumblr integration

No thanks m80
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>>27749943
If you're going to kill yourself, give me your savings. I'm trying to save up to go somewhere in the summer before heading off to university, assuming I don't fuck up my grades like I did last year. My parents are poor so I'm just making the odd buck in my parttime job alongside my studies. If I do fuck up, I just want to go travelling somewhere and kill myself when I feel satisfied.

Why do you want to kill yourself anyway, anon?
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>>27750087
By "out of the way" I mean have suffered attacks, Like London, Paris, New York ect
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>>27750024
>Society made you want to commit suicide.
wow he didn't even say anything about that matter yet. not everyone is a stubborn manchild like you, some people have serious problems
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>>27750059

I nominated Terminator 2, but I've not voted at all because I've found out today that I'll be out of the flat that night.
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>>27750141
>>the things your brain finds fun are pointless activities with no earning potential
>>the things your brain finds dull are useful activities that get you money
instant gratification manchild
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>>27750141
cringeworthy reddit-tier post
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>>27750076
Shoot that grass stupid hatted nonce desu
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>>27750105

My parents are not well off either. I got most of my savings from my inheritance from grandparents so sorry but I think I'd rather just give it to my Mum or Dad. Thinking about making a will just in case because I know how much the government will try and take from you given half a chance.

I just want to die, that's it, have seen plenty of professionals for nearly 5 years, have tried all sorts of things, just still want the same thing, it is not a rash decision.
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>>27749800
>Dude just explore the world lmao
I really wonder if people who say this stuff have had depression before. Getting out of bed and doing something fun in your room is hard enough, nevermind adventure shit.
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Lads, I'm going to take the meme approach to meeting women by going out at around 11 pm when they have had just enough drink to not be totally repulsed by me.

Wish me luck, hopefully I can snag a drunken roastie
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>>27750253
Good luck and god speed in your quest for clunge.

When you cum yell JUMANJI! at the top of your voice and then get up silently, get dressed and leave without looking at her.
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>>27750253
be sure to wrap up
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>>27750087
Terrorist attacks lose their power the more they happen though. At the end of the day it's a losing battle, they can never win. They give up 3 of their own lives and only manage to kill 32 very average, very unimportant Belgians.

The number of people willing to give their lives at a young age is very limited, and to waste that on 32 fucking Belgians is just pathetic, more people than that have been killed in bus crashes.

Of course when these attacks happen for the first time in a region, it terrifies people, but the more it happens, the more it loses its power, people realise just how little the terrorists are actually achieving, and people start to shrug more at the news of these attacks.

If they want anything to actually change, they need to make the people in power give a shit, and they can only do that by killing the people in power. Of course there's no actual way for them to "win", they are pretty much doomed, but I feel it would have more of an impact than another 30 dead pedestrians at this point.

Agree about the village bit though, I would find it way more scary if 10 ISIS lads went to some insignificant town with minimal security and just decimated it, that would be an effective way of spreading terror.
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>>27750209
but you think taking fuckloads of SSRIs will fix the problem?
Look at the guy who posted ITT who takes SSRIs. he actually wants to kill himself now, that's how much they helped.

literally the only way to "fix" yourself is hard work, no drug in the world will help.
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>>27750179
>>27750158

i'll fucken fight you for that, where are yous
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>>27750253
>>27750301
what if one is a degenerate transgenderfag lesbian stuck in the wrong body and the only thign he wants to do is suck on cum-stained meatflaps you can't wrap up against that
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>>27750312

If you're referring to me the quetiapine guy, it's not an SSRI it's an anti-psychotic.
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Simply existing for existing sake here
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>>27750343
it also has serotonin reuptake capabilities
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>>27750331
then... buy some jerky
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>>27750343
how did you get your mental illnesses and shit that you had to take medication?
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I'm going to organise a meet-up. Anyone interested?

I've got a few locations in mind.
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>>27750347

don't you find that only the singles on Rumours are any good?

Fleetwood Mac to me were always a bit heavy on the filler imo

Also my favourite Mac track (and greatest music vid of all time) is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF6xU70O73c
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>>27750380
Make sure it's in the south but not London.
Somewhere like, say, Guildford. I know a few guys are from there I'm just throwing it out.
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>protesters want Cameron to resign
>do they not remember what happened when Blair resigned?
>do they really expect an election from this?
>do they really want to see Osborne as PM instead?

Don't even like Cameron, but kicking him out now really would be pissing on our own collective doorstep.
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>>27750376

Born with it, OCD is what I take the drug for, have always thought that way.
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>>27750304
>I would find it way more scary if 10 ISIS lads went to some insignificant town with minimal security and just decimated it,
Hey Chris
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>>27750364
i want to eat woman's used up roastie pussies that had hundreds of penises in them, how do i protect myself against STDs in that case
there is no way right
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i am not okay
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>>27750380
nope


27750380
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>>27750409
There is. The way they do it in porn is by using clingfilm.
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>>27750393
One of the few albums i can honestly say i love every track.
It's my respite album
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>>27750403
noice, i had tics as a child and got ritalin prescribed, 2x5mg a day, then the fucking jewdoc 6 years later was like HUR DUR YEAH IF YOU LIKE U CAN JUST STOP TAKING IT JUST LIKE THAT

stopped taking it, didnt really get the tics again btu dropped out of higschool and shit. i got a well paid job now but still doctors are fucking pieces of shit.

i am never depressed but a very anxious pussyassfaggot.
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>>27750393
Couldn't disagree more desu, Dreams is imo the best album of all time, not a single song is wasted. That's coming from someone who isn't massively into whatever genre Dreams falls into as well.
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>>27750398

A bit too far south really, I was thinking Northampton or Milton Keynes.
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>>27750406
>who's chris
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>>27750203
Alright, can't blame a guy for trying to get some free cash.

I don't know what else to say, anon. I don't understand what you're going through and I won't try to make up some sentimental bullshit about how it's going to get better because I have no idea. I just hope it will turn out for the better before it gets any worse.

Hang on in there, anon. To life, not a noose.
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>>27750411
feel okay soon lad
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>>27750304
>Of course when these attacks happen for the first time in a region, it terrifies people, but the more it happens, the more it loses its power, people realise just how little the terrorists are actually achieving, and people start to shrug more at the news of these attacks.

Can see your point there. The Paris thing was a shock, but felt really diluted and the world moved on really quickly when compared to the London bombings.

I agree that they're pretty much doomed too, there is no way they can keep it up with the power of a shit load of well armed first world nations against them. Even though they are using tactics that are hard to defend against. You have to wonder what their end game is though. How do they expect to win this?
The only logical one I have heard is that they are trying to turn people against Muslims so that there is a complete us vs them attitude and they can start a global war. But that seems very far fetched when you look at how inclusive a lot of countries are now, Why would a Muslim in my town with a good business, money and quality of life agree to join in a global war when he has all the luxury he could want right here?
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>>27750490
I live in Northampton and might be interested. I just don't want to get raped or worse, stand around a bunch of awkward robots who are too anxious to speak to each other whilst we wait in silence for our Nandos order to arrive.
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>>27750380
Which locations have you got in mind?

I'm up for it but live north-ish. So depends on where
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Wow, didnt think my britfeel would last...

Anyway lads, fell asleep so another attempt at fixing my sleeping pattern failed.
Wtf is with civil war, why would iron man even fight captain america and why would spiderman get involved, looks shit.
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jesus lads, why wont my goddamn glucose levels go down, seirously. i ate fuckall today, i should be extremely sensitive towards insulin now.

you cant explain dat shit
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>>27750514
I might do, I might not.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This track is so spooky I love it.
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>>27750548
nah mate, got to go to a pub or something, can't go for food on a /britfeel/ meet up. Would be a disaster.

Need the social lubricant that a few pints gets you.
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>>27750599
We can go for a few pints at the Pomfret, and then sneak into the Abbey for a few puffs puffs from my stash of lemon haze.
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>>27750534
Exactly, their supposed endgame is "ISIS will invade Europe", which is pure fantasy. Honestly if they even tried to invade Turkey they would be destroyed. They are essentially limited to their current strategy of taking out a few dozen random Europeans every few months. I don't know how many people live in Europe, but it's obvious that this won't achieve anything.

I also don't think an "us vs them" scenario is in their favour either. The vast majority of Islamic terrorists were brought up in Western countries. If Europe is turned against islam by these attacks, there is likely to be more surveillance and persecution of these people, making it even harder for them to carry out their attacks.

This is what happens when you base strategy off religious ideology though, any semblance of realism goes flying out the window. Even the IRA had the sense to stop bombing civilians and just start blowing up shopping centres, that way they could cost the UK money, but the people didn't truly despise them for it. That was an effective way to wage a bombing campaign.
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>>27750595
Absolutely top tier choice mate. That album as a whole is so bleak for BoC.
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>>27750652
>xactly, their supposed endgame is "ISIS will invade Europe",
I thought it was some shit about getting a war started so Mohammed would appear.
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>>27750647
Sounds like a good plan. Smoking in an Abbey is pretty /mischief/

Northampton is miles away from me though. I work for a taxi place and get good deals, but would still set me back 250 bong+ for there and back, plus hotel.

If we can agree on a place and shit then I am down, even just for the laugh and if its awkward as fuck ill just get smashed drunk. It's always nice to get pissed somewhere new.
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>>27750568

Northampton is probably best. Pretty central. really easy to get to from most places. Pubs right near the train and bus stations.
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>4 pint cans of tennents
>175mg of mdma
>2 packs of wrigley's extra
>video games
r8 my night lads
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>>27750746
Just checked the train and it isn't actually too bad. I'd be down for Northampton.
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>>27750774
Beer wise you're good for getting nice a nd light and cosy wirth the vidya.

No idea why you have gum though. Never tried MDMA and never will.

I am pre-drinking before I hit the town, three 650ml bottles of Tyskie (thanks Poland), 5.5 % beer, 3 for a fiver in Tesco. Can't beat it like.
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SO FUCKING BORED LADS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO DO

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27750695
Yeah, but they think they are "destined" to win that war or something, they talk about how they are going to conquer the world. They are basically just bashing their heads against a brick wall, eventually they'll get tired, like Al Qaeda did.
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>>27748958
MEAN GIRLS MAKING GROUND
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>>27750735
Take a bus you autist
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Right lads, I've created an event page.

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/britfeel-meet-up-2016-tickets-24535212481

I've decided to make the event ticket only, because we don't want normies to infiltrate it.
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>>27750816
Got gum just for the mdma, makes me clench my jaw pretty bad and gum supposedly helps that. Or I hope it does, last time I done it I broke a filling just from clenching.
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>>27750867
An OFF meeting? about fuckin time im sick of this shit.
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>>27750852
Buses in Northampton have never been the same since they demolished Greyfriars. I miss the smell of piss and drab dull lighting on my morning commute to college.
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>>27750867
Please don't tell me this is actually happening. If it does though, take pictures/ record it, autism on this scale deserves to be documented.
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>>27750867

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS TICKET GUYS
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>>27750920
Theres the boston right outside the new bus station we should all meet up there.
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>>27750920

I wish I could've been there when they demolished that fucking dump.
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>>27750867
>tfw live in Northampton
I don't know, guys. I have a bad feeling about this.
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>>27750059
I realized that other nominations were better than mine tbqh
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>>27750867
Would cost me 121 quid to get there, I'm out fuck u
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>>27750955
M9 the buiding had asbestos. Be fucking glad you werent there. Im told the dust covered the entire town centre.
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>>27747801
>Slough

I'm sorry
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Lads, I can download an app that lets me scan tickets when people arrive. We're getting official up in this bitch.
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>>27751022
no, I'm sorry
>>
NEW THREAD

need a goodlad to make one
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>>27750867
How old is everyone here?
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>>27750867
>northampton
>Not L O N D O N

London is the only place with decent transportation you car owning fucking normie fuck.
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>>27751103

London is a very large city, which could be overwhelming for people with autism.
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>>27751058
cringeworthy

ocococococ
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Has /britfeel/ had meetups before? How autistic were they? Are there pictures?
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26 bong return for a coach ticket.
not bad.

6 fucking hours with a 2 hour wait in Milton keynes of all places... might not bother
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>>27751081
Turning 20 soon. It will either be a wake up call or the beginning of the end
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>>27751176

Where will you be coming from?
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>>27751140
Northampton is a shithole. there is no escape. Its very fitting.
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>>27751214
North Lincolnshire. Which is weird that I have to go past Northampton to wait for two hours and then come back
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>>27751254

Yeah, that is weird.

I was going to say if you were coming from down South that I'd get my mum to pick you up.
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>>27751081
18, living in Northampton. I look really young and I don't want my boypussy to get raped. It's two days after my FP3 exam as well, but I won't have any more exams for another three weeks after that. I don't know.
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>>27751080
>>27751080
>>27751080
>>27751080
>>27751080
Lads this is embarassing. Everyone is laughing at us, sort it out.
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>>27750746
Anyone living in the south east would have to deal with London to get there.
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>>27751270
Appreciate the thought.

I'm sure your mum is lovely too.
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>>27750867
Who bets a robot will get stabbed by a northampton chav?
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>>27751254
Scunthorpe then? How does that take 6 hours ffs?
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>>27751455
Fuck knows. Have to go to Milton Keynes via every other town on the way and then wait for about 2 hours before getting on another coach.
Nice and cheap though, I'll give them that.
>>
i fucked up lads. really fucked up
>>
how do I get a ticket to the meetup
>>
>>27750867
Northampton? I wouldn't even know that dump existed if it wasn't for the fact i have family who own a business there
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>>27751548

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/britfeel-meet-up-2016-tickets-24535212481

Go there
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>>27750867
I'm not going to Northampton fuck you lads.
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>>27750867
Somebody posted the link on /int/. Can a /brit/ come? I'll promise to act as autistically as possible if it helps me integrate.
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>>27750867
>/britfeel/ meetup in Northampton
>not L O N D O N or some other big city that's easy to get to

Don't know why I care, I'll be on holiday on the 20th anyway. A meetup would be fun or possibly excruciating
>>
>>27751521
What happened, mate? You okay?
>>
I still haven't got my pre-order key for dark souls 3 lads. I shouldn't have got it from g2a.
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>>27751617

No, posters from /int/ are categorically banned.
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>>27751652
got a bird preggers
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>>27751698
Shit man that's heavy.

You with her or not?

Want the link for the abortion cocktail?
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>>27751698
She gonna keep it?
>>
Hi there,

I'm the /brit/ event organiser. I just want you to be aware that the event we are organising is designed as a safe space. I would appreciate it if users of this thread did felt comfortable attending.

Thank you.
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>>27751698
NORRRRMIEEEEEE
hope everythings alright lad, if not punch her in the stomach
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>>27750867
>20 May
That's ages away. Can we do it earlier, perhaps in April or do people need to get ready?
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>>27751698
just make her get an abortion
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>>27751698

good going you fucking idiot

i have literally no sympathy for you, you've ruined your life and made the biggest fuck up you can make aside from going to prison
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>tfw registered for the meetup
>tfw there's no chance of me going as I live in Scotland
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>>27751839
>living in Scotland
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>>27751839
>tfw registered for the meetup
>tfw also registered sex offender
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>>27751851
There's quite a few of us from scotland lad I'm one of them
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>>27751777
How many people have applied? Can I check it on the event page or is that not possible? I need more information, anon.
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>>27751851
It's just like England but even more unimaginably shite.

>at least it's a taboo to be right wing here
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>>27751886
Since you are not a normie unfortunately you cannot, no.
>>
alri junlad
alri azusalad

t. nova scotia
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>>27751825
>>27751806
>>27751789
>>27751751
>>27751731
was just kidding lads. thx for the support though

however i have somehow got a lass interested in me, we went for a couple drinks last night. ill fuck it up before it goes anywhere though. i always do
>>
Am I welcome?

t. abnormie from /brit/
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alri lads im a normie from /brit/ and i'm gonna do each and every one of you in northampton
watch your backs
>>27751962
>falling for the schizophrenic meme
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>>27751917
>>27751777
>>27750867

This event is going to be an awkward bunch of spergs looking down at their phones and avoiding eye contact if you don't put in at least some effort to set a level of quality to it. You're going to have to book a table at a place that is suitable for lively conversation for x amount of people, even if you are all autistic, at least make it seem like you're meeting up to chat.

Also, make the goddamn thing at the very least smart-casual otherwise its going to be fucking embarrassing seeing people turn up wearing cum-stained batman shirts.
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>>27751962
alri lad, still shit posting and having no friends?
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>>27752035
don't like that meme

still shitposting merrily away though
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>page 9

sort you shit out
>>
>normie "friends" invited me out tonight
>must be low on numbers
>going to be going around clubs in manchester trying to hit on staceys

Fuck lads, anything /mischievous/ I can do?
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>>27751962
Alri lad

o contentt
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>>27752077
>pretend to be gay
>when staceys get comfy with you there grab their tits and scream
>I'M NOT REALLY GAY, NICE TITS YOU WHORE!
>run away and repeat at next place.
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>>27752021
>turn up to 10 robots sitting silently around a table, some with pints of beer and some with glasses of orange juice
>attempt to make conversation
>ousted for being a normie
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Is Bilderberg the tinfoil 'Burning Man', discuss
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NEW THREAD NORTHAMPTON MEETUP EDITION

>>27752169
>>27752169
>>27752169
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>>27752139

Shit, I'm not even going to this fucking thing because you idiots decided NORTHAMPTON was a good place to meet up. (Its between birmingham and london, pick a main city for christ sake)

But since we all know anyone going to this has a very high chance of being unable to hold a simple conversation, why not set down a bunch of cards with conversation topics on them to pick up and start talking about? Like an anime card, SJW card, what other boards do you browse and why do you secretly jerk off to traps, stuff like that.
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>>27750595
Only thing that would stop this from being my fave BoC album is the track that sounds a lot like the Day of the Dead soundtrack. Can't remember the title. Still great album.
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>>27752139
>/brit/ meet up
>Two /sp/ tripfags posting
No
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