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Northampton meetup edition
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/britfeel-meet-up-2016-tickets-24535212481
Can we pick a less shit town?
>>27752218
No i dont have a car or money for the train. This is the only way it will happen.
>>27752218
this 2bh
we should do it in somewhere nice like Edinburgh
Going to the meetup makes you a normie
>>27752256
2nd for this desu
>>27752169
lets go to Southampton instead.
>>27752257
Going to a meet up in a pub makes you a super normie
fuck sake
>>27752139
Shit, I'm not even going to this fucking thing because you idiots decided NORTHAMPTON was a good place to meet up. (Its between birmingham and london, pick a main city for christ sake)
But since we all know anyone going to this has a very high chance of being unable to hold a simple conversation, why not set down a bunch of cards with conversation topics on them to pick up and start talking about? Like an anime card, SJW card, what other boards do you browse and why do you secretly jerk off to traps, stuff like that.
>>27752253
>conversation cards
Oh my god, this is hilarious. /britfeel/ won't be that bad, right? Right?
>>27752252
Hey OP are you that anon i spoke to on omegle a while back with the weird skin condition?
>>27752307
No
was his name aaron? Only person i know in northampton like that but i thought he was a normie.
Maor like NORMIEhampton, amirite guiz?
Waifus
origano
SITTINGBOURNE ON THE NATIONAL NEWS
FUCKING HAPPENING LADS, I FINALLY LIVE IN A MEME TOWN
I vote a brecon beacons camping meet up
>>27752366
More like oregano. Hehe.
>>27752379
well down for that. Love me some great outdoors
It's awkward enough for you guys to meet one new person and you wanna have a group meetup where no one knows anyone. Great idea, it won't totally end up with a dozen guys sitting in silence and looking away embarassed when their eyes meet.
>>27752350
I fuckin wish. There was a huge mental hospital in duston and all the nutters were set loose when they started care in the community.
This town is full of mad people.
Who lives in /northampton/ here? I do. We might try and organize this a little bit more so the autistic robots won't get lost or stabbed by some kid from Caroline Chisholm.
>>27752294
Why is it hilarious, you think a group of, lets say 6-8 people who dont know eachother and have potentially zero social skills are gonna burst into lively chat?
>>27752378
Why's that then lad? Just searched for it but nothing came up, so it can't be that much of a meme.
![[SubDesu] Sora no Otoshimono Forte BD 03 (1920x1080) [42BBCD50].mkv_snapshot_12.38_[2016.03.12_11.01.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4kysKZQ.jpg "[SubDesu] Sora no Otoshimono Forte BD 03 (1920x1080) [42BBCD50].mkv snapshot 12.38 [2016.03.12 11.01.46]")
>>27752366
The smallest waifu
meetup in Oman when
>>27752366
Jun: she is not a squid, but she is still sexy.
>>27752378
What's going on? Another bomb threat?
>>27752379
Camping out getting pissed with like minded people does sound pretty great. Couldn't afford to do it as I'm on bennies.
>>27752427
Just visit any london borough, it's pretty much little Oman everywhere you go
>>27752424
Background of some stock footage about some religious man. I just saw the local H Samuels and got very excited.
>>27752366
>tfw live close to northampton but already know the meet-up is doomed to failure
bittersweet, I guess you'd call it?
I will offer any robot here cash for sex.
What have you sods achieved this weekend?
>>27752410
should make for a good night then eh
>>27752366
waifu
has been
posted
in this original comment
>>27752499
I had a shower but now i'm too tired to walk my dog
>tfw /britfeel/ doesn't appreciate best waifu
>>27752421
I do.
Where would we even meet up? assuming people are coming from out of town means it would probably have to be somewhere in town.
labor club?
>>27752499
I made a lewd friend.
I live near northhampton. lets do this
are any of the waifu posters going to the meetup?
I want to mash their fucking skulls in
>>27752582
No. You wouldn't do anything anyway, you pansy.
>>27752596
I would
I'm 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse I could turn them inside out with a sneeze
>>27752582
Yes, I'll be bringing my katana though so I wouldn't try anything if you want to keep your head
The new Hitman game is pretty good desu lads. Bit annoyed that it's being released in "episodes" though, I'd prefer it if they were all fucking available on release.
>>27752582
i will if you want lad, see what happens irl :^)
Just outside the old birds gaff innit.
>>27752603
post a pic, senpai. i want to see your muscles
>>27752582
fite me irl
origamidesu
>>27752169
I live in Banbury..... I'm literally in Northampton right now
>>27752582
That doesn't sound very friendly. Wouldn't you rather cuddle instead?
>>27752499
Went for a walk, talked to an old friend and did some yoga. Not much but last Saturday I spent the entire day in bed watching Simpsons and wrestling so it's been a productive Saturday
>>27752651
oh no, Jun what are you doing.
>>27752169
Anyone wanna go to Aspers casino on commercial street Northampton? I'll be there in about an hour
>>Brought some type of herb off of some guy and now feeling quite relaxed.
Anyone else relaxing and realising Big Dave knows we could break the law?
>>27752609
>>27752638
>>27752651
what will happen is I'll fucking merk you little fannies
>>27752651
Cuddle this you slut
are gays going to the meet? I'd rather not attend if that's the case
>>27752686
Sure you would, cuntboi
>>27752379
Good plan. Go out to the middle of nowhere in Wales, get murdered by an autist from /britfeel/, and only get discovered when some squaddies on training take a dump on your corpse.
Just gonna nick some of this taxpayer bought shit innit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO80FFkxT24
In the entry
>>27752705
sounds fun doesn't it?
Any pakis going to the meet?
>>27752686
oh n-nuuu dont merk my fanny a-anon
>>27752702
try not to shit yourself you fucking cretin
I'll fucking leather you so hard your nan will be sore just hearing about it
gonna put my finger in my bum and rub it on someones glass at the meetup :)
>>27752700
Why not? You wouldn't hit this?
>>27752686
From your vague language I can only assume that you're accepting the offer of a cuddle and mean 'merk' in a heavily sexual way.
>>27752675
Please do not eat my waifu
>>27752731
poleaboo shall be coming along
he hopes this will go better than the /brit/ meetup
>>27752728
Sound's better than half of the autistic plebs on this uzbekistanie pottery crafting board will ever experience.
>>27752491
do we get to pick who we have sex with
Just found out there's a brothel about 5 minutes away from my house. I've lived here pretty much all my life and never knew. I'd go if I wasn't such a coward.
>>27752790
No.
This was not original
>>27752799
go senpai. why not?
>mfw someone brings brownies to the meetup
>>27752790
No, you simply sit there and wat for a horny autist to molest you
>>27752491
how much cash?
will you be giving or taking?
>all these people with enough confidence to meetup in a pub or some other social setting
>I can't even muster up the courage to speak to people onlineI haven't left the house in 2016 yet
>>27752847
>Not having a sugar daddy bf to plow your boipucci
>>27752837
Up to 1000 bongs depending on looks. Giving.
>>27752879
Well I'm pretty unattractive but I do like money. Where you at?
>>27752836
what if i'm the horny autist senspai
>>27752874
i haven't even had time to consider my sexuality as i've never been involved in a sexually motivated convo/situation ever
>>27752879
i will do it for free.
>tfw no boipucci to plow.
>tfw I agreed to work Saturday and Sunday alone just so I had something to do on the weekend.
Living alone with no mates is suffering.
>>27752898
FILTHY WHORE, get out!
>>27752898
London. You?
original comment fucking robot reee
I vote Edinburgh as well desu
>>27752765
clearly would hit it with something not my dick
If it takes you 90 posts to set up a meet up how are you ever gonna manage a relationship?
>it's a Saturday night and britfeel gets really gay episode
Fuck this I'm out
>>27752960
Thats not a britfeel meetup is it?
Thats "scottish people get drunk, no one else turns up because no one is going to spend 200 on a train ticket"
Also whats up with the event lasting til 11:30 or whatever, you realise people are gonna take trains home potentially right, people want to be home by 11.
> invited to friend's bday, she has a night out in London
>go along, haven't been out in a while
>a couple of her friends from up north come too
>one of them sits next to me in the pub, she's very qt
>after a while of awkwardly glancing over at her get the nerve to start speaking
>she has great taste in film and music and has a sensible job (primary school teacher)
>she seems to find me interesting
She's amazing but she lives too far away... I hate circumstance
>>27753014
I dont know, Where do you think we should meet?
>>27753019
>200 on a train ticket
You can get a single for ~20 to birmingham if you book a few weeks in advance
FOR CHRISTS SAKE HIROSHIMA, THE POUND SYMBOL IS A LEGIT SYMBOL
>>27753019
I'll share a Premier Inn room with you if you want lad
No homo though
I am actually excited for the meetup, desu. Just to see how autistic /britfeel/ actually is and be apart of that magic.
>>27752555
>tfw you will never taste his/her onigiri
>>27752958
Wolverhampton area
>>27753067
>everyone is on their phone
Truly the cancer that has killed social interaction
>>27753044
At the off licence so you can all get pissed and forget you spent 100 quid on a train ticket to stand around awkwardly in silence for 3 hours next to a bunch of autists.
>>27752472
Ennis?
>>27753029
Why do you think you have a chance you boob?
>>27753127
>tfw you get more banter from the obligatory drunken tramp in the offy than you do from the britfeelers
>>27752958
South east here, are u qt?
>>27753154
She asked for my deets and tried to sneak me into the hostel they were staying at
>>27753056
I dont wanna get bummed sorry
dolequest when
>>27753105
winkydick8672 at g m a i l dot com
hit me up pham
>>27753256
/bitfeel/ is now to be renamed to grinder.
>>27753168
not really
original comment
>>27752169
Birmingham here, I want to be in this historious event how about you bring it over here, I can get a train but I don't know any good pubs over in literally nowheresville. I know Birmingham, Coventry and London quite well if we change the venue
>>27752257
Who the fuck is going to Nottingham?
Retarded mong.
>>27753190
I said no homo tbf lad
>>27752686
I'll back you up mate, we need less of these fucking pansies in our country
Next time meet up in London, people actually live there
>>27753139
What? I'm talking about Sittingbourne m8.
>>27753554
This 2tb. Nobody fucking lives in Northhampton
>>27752847
You sound autistic, damn shame lad. I'd befriend anyone who looks toyota drifto
>>27753554
we should meet in the middle of the country
somewhere like sheffield
>>27753554
L O N D O N
is the only sensible choice
>>27752847
>this feel
I wish I could just have online friends desu, they don't even need to be real. At least I leave the house I suppose
its off over lawbreaker.
>>27753016
To who?
Do you want to come over and watch Die Hard and let mehold you?
>>27752847
Your limbs must be practically withered.
>>27753603
>tfw nobody in a shit town.
>>27753554
If I arrange this for London not next fucking month like the op's but this month would we get some hit's
>>27753675
no cos I live in Scotland plus I'm off out with my mates and my gf for the next few weekends :)
>>27753715
Mate there isn't gonna be any scots or welshman arriving, leave it out
>>27752378
'sup fellow Sittingbourne lad.
Yeah that was the Archbishop of Canterbury. He did a Christian walk up the high street on Easter Sunday.
Lads, do any of you have a link to that video of an Indian cinema?
>>27753766
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ho3Bcl9fI
Fucking hate Indians desu senpai
Just make sure you all film any meetup and take pics, can't wait to see them
>>27753801
Not the one I was looking for, but gave me a good chuckle. Thanks, lad.
>>27752472
Arch bish was drinking at the paper mill apparently
>>27752847
>>27753644
You're not alone guys. Only time I actively go outside now is in the dead of night.
>>27753801
Imagine the smell in there
>>27753901
DESIGNATED SHITTING CINEMAS
>>27753554
>Pakis and niggers talking about how much they love Nige and Trump
I'm howling
>>27753933
>implying northampton is any diffrent.
>>27752582
Y-you too
bl0x
>>27752566
We can probably meet everybody at the bus station and head into the Boston from there. It's only opposite.
Pretty fucking cold tonight lads.
>>27753979
Ah yes after we are done there we can all share a room in the park inn nearby.
There is this girl that I like and I think she likes me too, we stare at eachother in class but I got a shitty haircut and feel like shit. We still stare, but I'm even less confident than before. Should I talk to her?
>>27754072
fuck off underage, go ask someone on facebook
>>27753979
>Boston
kek
>>27754092
Ok, chav
>>27754099
>trying to get half of /britfeel/ gaybanged
I'm dying, I can't wait to see how this turns out
>>27754072
No-one cares Rasheed you underage cuck
>>27754185
One day when i was living with my brother i came downstairs and asked him how his weekend went. He went to the boston because it was really cheap something like a 5 bongs entry and then 1 bong for a pint. Anyway his exact words were "yeah it was great, i went to the boston and got FUCKED."
does it matter where the meet up is? No one is actually going to go
May as well hold it in Timbuktu
>>27754099
>some poor robot is going to be tricked into entering Boston
>walking around looking for other /brits/ with no success
>starts getting grinded by some shirtless gay chad
>glucose levels going through the roof
well i wanted them to be abit hgiher since i took drugs now so that i got somewhat room downwards. but not THIS high, dayyym. no, the drugs didnt even kcik in yet so that cant be the cause.
>pull out dick and try to pee in bottle
>dick gets superhard so i cant pee
Poleaboo really wishes there was more porn of pakis on pale white women.
>>27754589
pakis are disgusting, stop raping our women, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Poleaboo will not be going to the meetup
Northampton it too far out
>>27754589
Poleaboo doesn't have too much difficulty finding Paki male/white British female femdom videos
>>27754751
>femdom
Why are you so beta and low test Amir? Don't you want to fuck some white pig and creampie her?
I'm considering going to the meet up but I'm off my anti depressants and my weights ballooning
>>27754786
Poleaboo has literally zero interest in sex
>>27752169
>tfw i live in northampton and see this
Poleaboo is the worst person on /britfeel/. Nobody cares what he thinks or what he's doing.
>>27753933
>i havent ever been to london in my life lads but i have an opinion anyway!!
>>27754835
>tfw also live in Northampton and can easily attend
I don't know what to do either.
Poleaboo does it bother you how mean people are to pakis?
How come so many people live in Northampton? I never assumed it was sperg central.
>>27752169
My tip for you bongs
Drink a little, just little, beforehand
If everyone does this you might be more inclined to be less of dead fishes in your conversations
>>27754907
I always pre game
>>27754869
>>27754835
why does northampton have so many fucking robots. The chances of talking to someone else from here on the internet are fucking 0 to being with.
>>27754897
It's probably just the same two people replying to each other every time.
23:30 is too late to get the trains back to Rochdale too
>>27754933
It's just the cunt who decided to set it up under the guise that it's halfway between London and Birmingham
>>27754937
Theres at least 4 other people posting from here.
Okay, who actually /northampton/ here?And which sixth form did you go to?
>>27754933
i live near kettering desu, so i'm close enough to swing by, despite never been northampton in my life.
leicester is better
>>27755058
I stopped going to school after i left lings
You guys actually want to meet up?
haha wtf.
I can imagine turning up and seeing nothing but fat people wearing dirty video game hoodies and shorts.
just had a nice poo, wonder how many 23 year old men can say a shit is the highlight of their saturday night
>>27755150
>haha wtf
haha XDD
>>27755150
>shorts
shit, you got me, i'm that guy
>>27755205
Ill also be easy to spot.
Is /britfeel/ fat? I always imagined everyone on here to be really skinny and scrawny.
>>27755253
My thoughts too. I guess it's one or the other on a weeb site.
>>27755253
I have a pot belly but that's just because I drink too much booze and coke, the rest of my body is spindly as fuck.
I look like one of those African kids in the adverts where they want your money.
>>27755253
I'm 6'3" and 16 stone 5
Used to play rugby but now im pretty sedentary desu
>>27755299
You sound like you need a bf desu.
>>27755299
6`2 and 11 stone.
Sort it out lad.
anyone here have experience with modvigil?
>>27755328
Would be nice. I've tried gf's and slept with a few guys but haven't been in a bf/bf relationship yet. I imagine it is a lot less hassle. Or I hope at least.
>>27755345
Don't lash out because I'm bigger then you senpai. I'm nice. Imagine me bearing down on you while your little hairless body quivers with excitement. That'll settle your nerves.
>>27755360
I use modalert, which is basically the same. Both generics. Take it early in the morning and start working right away. You should feel really refreshed and be able to work efficiently after it kicks in and if you stay it, you can end up working for hours without feeling like you need to procrastinate.
It's not as amazing as some people make it out to be, but it really depends how shit you feel on a typical basis. If you're tired all of the time, and that's having an impact on your ability to work, then it will make you feel more alert, improve productively, etc.
Think of it as a better caffeine, without the jitteriness. It will make your piss stink though, and you might get the shits an hour after you take it. Also make sure you drink plenty of water as it can cause headaches sometimes.
>>27752799
is this in a "central" area? I live in London and I'm too pussy to try find any
Anyone proper NEET here?
I'm talking like never leave room and mum brings food and everything to you
I can't bare with living out in the real world any longer, how do NEET's "convince" their parents to grow old with them and become their eternal servants?
>>27755724
Yeah, that's Poleaboo
Mum brings food to his room etc
No pissjugs though
>>27755724
you don't convince them, they just do it out of pity
>>27755253
> 5'6"
> 9st 6lbs / 61kg
Feel like I'm going to chew my jaw off mdma was a bad choice
>>27755642
Not really. It's in a Manchester suburb, right behind a C of E primary school
>>27755253
6'2" and 13.5 stone here, I used to be built as fuck but now I'm a chubby cunt
Lads do I go to bed or make myself a bunch of noodles?
Lads, I'm going to do it. I spent all week doing shit all. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to take a modafinil at this ridiculous time, stay up all night and do as many further mathematics exercises as I can.
I don't want to fuck up. I'm already resitting a year of sixth form and I actually want to get into uni this time.
>>27755551
but if I took it now I could do an all nighter? I feel reasonably tired
>>27755435
I`m calling you fat mate, im slim and muscular plus tall.
The perfect combination.
>>27756158
Take it now with me, senpei. What do you need it for? I'm sick I'm being a lazy fuck all of the time. I'm going to take a shower and when I come back, I want to stay up all night doing work.
>>27756233
dissertation, due for the 20th, 12000 words and I'm on about 7500
>>27755977
noodles lad.
>>27754932
ata boy, tripfag
Good luck and may you bang them all
>cashier scum
>co-workers all talk to customers about normie relatable shit
>hardly talk to customers as when i shop i don't like it when the cashier gets all pally
>used to get asked by co-workers if i'm doing anything fun like going out every week
>they don't bother asking anymore
I don't hate my job, i just wish i could work on a shelf stocking or as a cleaner so i don't constantly have to deal with people.
>>27755857
you can send your left overs to my house mate
>>27756333
What leftovers, I took 175mg then a bump of 200... I'm going to be awake forever. I'm already blinded by sweat.
>Watched the end of Die Hard on 4 +1
Seems a bit weird and surreal listening to those Christmas songs in the credits
What's the easiest way to get laid lads? I don't care what the girl looks like, I need to do this.
>>27756604
escort
blox
fucking hell lads, just came back from a nightwalk and, fuck me, christ right
was walking past this van, transit one, and i just hear this laughing, idk what the fuck what it was but fuck this thing sounded like it was on the radio or something, idk reminded me of woody, you know from toy story
tfw no smug Morrissey post
that feel when halo serves have been down all day
>>27757178
I'm playing Reach just fine.
>>27755253
5'8
8 stone
not quite fat
>>27757260
Reach
implying we would be talking about reach.
>>27757289
It's the best Halo though.
>>27757339
Yeah I think it is as well.
Sucks it plays so bad on xbox one
>>27757178
i know that feel bro
at least they're back up now
smacking kids in multi team is so fun on the big maps
hope they don't take it out
if a black person moved to your area would you move?
>>27755253
6'3" and 13 stone.
i-i might be going, i'm in lincoln though so it would take me a while to get there, is drinking alcohol mandatory?
>>27757650
I think its only here for a week lad.
Whats your gamertag mate?
>>27757869
B-bottom bitch t-tier.
I know britfeel is fucking full of normies because the thread always dies overnight.
as if real neets conform to traditional sleep patterns.
>>27756147
Err no. I did about two hours of work then I got stuck on a specific. This led me to being distracted and I spent another two hours listening to music and shitposting.
I'm a failure.
>>27759277
I'm here, anon. What you up to?
>>27759298
im here also. at least 3 of us.
>>27759298
Playing fallout 4 and listening to podcasts.
>>27759023
used to be almost 22 stone though.
Def going to this meetup, if anyone tries to take a group photo I'll jump em though.
You only a real nigga if you still up desu
>>27759891
But i dont want to be a nigger.
I am from Northampton. I do not think I would fit in with the rest of you though.
>>27760129
Why you think that? I get on with most people
>>27760129
Why? Are you a normie or mega autismo?I'm also from Northampton, what do you do?
up at the crack of dawn for the first carbooty of the year.
>>27752847
are you serious? what about food supplies? do you live by yourself?
personally im forced to go out to buy food
Is Northampton final? It's too far from where I am.
Who else /notbeentobedyet/ here?
>>27760256
There's neets then theres shitposting anime waifufaggots.
>>27761296
my mum buys food but I'm a real bad eater so I only eat wierd food, basically just eat basic stuff once a day, bread/sauces/milk/cereal
>>27752278
your waifu is a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgNF7_EWEZo
>Meetup is 200 miles away from me
Who even lives in the South?
>>27762701
Literally no one. It's the one faggot who made it going "Well everyone can just come to me, this is fine".
Meanwhile most people live in L O N D O N or nearby.
The sad thing is that I could probably make it
Northern meetup when?
Sorry lads I'm gonna give that meet up a miss.
Britfeel will be nice and quiet that evening.
>>27763066
Just because people could attend it doesn't mean anyone's gonna actually go. There's a point where it'd be too social
>>27763084
You can guarantee some autistic would get drunk and try and fight someone.
Just like what happens in the thread.
>spent 4 years in Uni
>came out with a worthless diploma
>going to take 3 years to complete my full degree if I want to get a good grade
>Of which, i now have to pay for myself
>today, I have an 8 hour shift at my retailcucker
I'm sure people look at me and wonder why I havent swung from a rope yet
>>27763217
>Did a third year of Sixth Form because I don't want to go to Uni
>Have an interview in a few days
I keep telling myself that I might make friends at Uni, but I said the same thing about Secondary School and Sixth Form so I know it'll be a lonely three years
>>27755253
5'7, 47kg
Content
>>27762725
Northampton is literally LONDON or nearby.
Its one hour by train.
I could walk that distance.
>>27763709
Anyone could walk that distance point is they're not going to.
>>27763709
>I could walk that distance
>60 miles.
Okay lad
>>27763669
I would like to give you piggyback rides.
>>27760185
>>27760256
I have an assortment of mental health problems. I am also big and lanky. I have wild hair and an untamed beard. I do not leave the house very often. I can not speak above a whisper. People here think I am some kind of weird stalker. I have many reasons not to attend.
>>27760972
walk past girl, look at her face, oh wow shes nice.
she asks me how I am, I say good, she says that good.
imagine our life together.
walk past later, shes with boyfriend.
fuckin women. not even once.
>>27755253
198 cm, 80kg
>still using Imperial measurements in the current year
>>27764413
>Embracing new things
ree
>ate an entire kilogram of gamon joint
>this fucking brick of meat only had 1400 calories and insane brotein
this is too good to be true, ima be big and swole like jason blaha real soon.
>>27764587
how much sodium tho
>>27764594
>sodium
I drink like a gallon of water every day like a good boy should so I'm fine.
>>27752499
Jacked off a few times, went to the match and went to the pub.
>>27754933
>why does northampton have so many fucking robots
Stratford upon Avon has 3 if I recall, and that has a population of just 25,000
>>27764413
Bog off yank
>>27764647
>not GOMAD
confirmed not making it anonI'm trying to fix my posture before I go back or I'm gonna hit snap city when DLing/squatting
>>27764663
Shit I can get there from a bus that stops outside my house
>>27764677
>gallon of milk
nigga do you like constipation/diarrhea looking like this guy
>>27764694
Do you live in wellsbourne/kineton by any chance?
I had to get the 270/269 once from Banbury and it took fucking horus for a tiny route
>>27752499
got my potentially last tesco payslip cause the faggot management thinks im bad despite having all these lazyfucks playing on their phones an chatting all day and not working.
Also sold my RF online currency for 200quid so im like 1700 richer this month.
ill need it while searching for a new job.
>>27764723
I didn't do it obviously :^)
>>27764730
Nah, edge of Coventry
>>27764738
I went to Coventry once, never again after almost dying about 5 times on that ring road.
>>27764663
Sittingbourne in Kent has like 10 - 15 confirmed, and that's a "literally where" shit hole.
>>27764766
Sittingbourne in kent also has a dog track, that's only how I know it because I bet on those races frequently.
>>27764755
thankfully I never have to go that far in
>>27764780
>betting on dog races
Are you a bloody pikey or summat?
>>27764780
The dog track used to be the football stadium.
>>27752169
Any /Banbury/ bots here?
I'm sure I'm the only one
>>27752169
Four people will turn up. They'll see each other, turn around and go back home.
It would be better to pick a con for the meetup. Get together at the next comic con or anime con. It gives something else to do so you don't just all sit in a circle on your phones, no-one talking to each other, maybe a couple guys playing hacky sack and people leaving one-by-one.
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/J9D5WYB
OFFICIAL CENSUS HERE LADS
WHERE YOU ALL FROM
>>27764796
Used to live in King's Sutton when I was a kid desu.
>>27764812
>It would be better to pick a con for the meetup. Get together at the next comic con or anime con
Why would I show my face in public at an anime convention?
>>27764812
It's a long way off yet, but EGX in Birmingham could be a decent shout.
>>27755724
its because mommy loves us anon
>>27764881
>April
>Wants a meeting at the end of september
>>27752169
Oh Fuck I live near northampton this is the first time I've seen us mentioned on 4chan. Whearbouts in northampton
>>27764905
"It's a long way off yet"
Can you even read? I was suggesting it as an idea further down the line.
>>27764917
Not OP but Abington park crescent here, what about you m8?
>>27764846
>Surveymonkey
Why
>>27764846
How do we see the results?
>>27764979
I'll publish them in 24 hours time.
Any brits watching The Big Questions on bbc?
It's absolutely shit this week. They've been blathering on about shakespeare for more than half an hour. It's usually far more interesting than this.
Boring waste of their once a week slot.
>>27765009
>Usually far more interesting than this
Are you normally on LSD when you watch it anon? It's no different to normal
>>27765077
Maybe interesting was the wrong word. It's usually more entertaining.
>>27765103
So you're sad your husbando Milo isn't winding up some bird from a nearby SU?
>>27752499
I signed onto the dole for the first time.
>mfw free money that I'll save up - all of t
>>27765157
Buy me some warhammers, lad.
>>27765126
Huh. I guess so, yeah.
That guy's got fantastic hair.
>>27765009
Nah I'm watching NJPW Invasion Attack. Currently it's Old Japanese Lads vs Haku's Kids for the tag titles
>>27752169
>Northampton meet up
SOUTHAMPTON LADS WW@? TRIANGLE CREW
My mum woke me up to a fry up, she never does nice things for me. I'm scared lads
I've been having ~2 wanks a day for weeks now lads and I must say it's not that great. It feels almost painful to start having a wank now.
Still going to do it though.
>>27765263
I am a soton uni robot I will meet up just as long as no vans or sketchy normies are involved.
>>27765320
I want you to up that number to three a day. Then the second one won't feel that bad.
gonna get a KFC for lunch lads
>>27765330
you know there's at least 4 people who live in soton that post in /britfeel/
>>27765368
don't tempt me mate. gotta go out to the library soon anyway.
>>27765315
Relative's dead m8, I've been there
I thought being neet would be fun but after 1 year and a half I'm bored out of my mind. Close to fucking suicide.
I hate myself so much and feel guilty for being a burden on my parents. But I also don't want a shit supermarket tier job either. Wat do?
I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a stitch to wear
this man said "It's gruesome
that someone so handsome should care"
>>27752427
Why go to Oman, when Oman has come to us? O-man, O-man, O-man
>>27765620
Change your bed, have a shower and open a window, afterwards you'll feel like a normal member of society for a little whileGo get a shit job and start helping around the house, heavily cut back on the time you spend on the computer/playing gayms, save up some money and get a gym membership, then force yourself to go as much as possible. It takes a while but you'll learn how to talk to people and turn into a real human bean, then your friends all leave you and you go three years without talking to anyone at all and don't want to re-learn social shit, so you tell someone what you've learned about making friends so that they might not end up like you
>>27752169
Uh no. That event's going to go down one of two ways, either everyone there is going to be a socially anxious mong who can't hold a conversation and thus it will be boring as fuck, or there will be a few who can hold a conversation that will end up getting beaten to death for being "normies". Pass.
>>27752499
Working pretty much all weekend (10 hour shift today) followed by collapsing in the evening to watch Game of Thrones again. Nice thing is we've got fillet steak to look forward to tonight. Yay.
>>27765620
I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
England is mine and it owes me a living
Ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
Oh, ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
>>27765620
Getting a job may very well push you over the edge. It's honestly worse than being neet.
>>27765662
Thanks, I'll try.
Everytime I start looking for a job I panic and feel like I wasted my life. I just close the job search tabs I have and try and distract myself.
The three friends who I do have and hang out with once every 4-5 months, ALL went onto uni with good jobs now. One has a very good job and makes like 45k now. It makes me feel like shit and embarrassed to hang around them. I'm 25, been neet so long and would probably struggle with even getting a supermarket job while all my peers have good careers. I wish mummy wasn't around so I could end myself without hurting anyone.
>>27765787
It depends on the job. I want something decent and not supermarket tier. Although I have no qualifications or relevant experience so I see no way how I can get something not shit.
I feel so down today. Good thing I have you lads to talk to.
>>27765842
I went from being neet for 8 months after graduating to a supermarket. It's soul destroying.
My bosses are less educated than me, I even had to explain what degree classifications were to the manager; the people that come in can only be described as working class scum who have no respect for the store and think it's a right that they shop there - though luckily I'm out the back most of the time so I don't have to deal with them.
I'm just waiting a month so I can get my paycheck and then quit over a pay dispute, as I know they won't be paying me for the extra 15-30 minutes I do each shift.
>>27765895
What did you get your degree in? limousinecaptahbox
>>27765936
masters in physics, 1st class
>>27765895
Yeah, there's no way I can work fast food or a supermarket job, any retail actually would probably cause a major mental breakdown for me.
There has to be something reasonably comfy I can get. I have that small hope. Please there has to be something.
>>27765955
kek are there no jobs in physics or what? can't you teach?
>>27765956
Library work is good if you can get it. Decent pay as it's run by the council and a very slow pace of work.
>>27765955
I'm a firm believer in it's not what you know it's who you know.
Due to nepotism my shitty politics degree will line up with a nice job once I'm finished at uni
>>27765955
And you literally didn't have any graduate prospects available?
I'm doing mech E this september and the idea I could end up without a job that is putting what I learned to good use at the end of it is frightening tbqh.
>>27765974
Any tips on how to get into library work?
Anyone know where I can get a qt gf? Feeling a little lonely lads
>>27766073
I can speak in a high pitch voice and wank you off?
>>27766073
Have ONE of these two things
>be rich/high status job
>be attractive
>>27766104
>tfw ugly, poor and mcjob
Suicide soon desu
>>27765973
>>27765991
jobs in physics are either engineering or programming (which I did zero of), finding the few research positions that aren't that is very difficult
teaching is a joke, I'd rather sign myself on the offender's register. teaching is all the job centre and careers advisors would recommend, but it's a scam
>>27765979
that's exactly what it is
if your parents aren't well connected in the area you're interested in you are pretty much boned
>>27766127
>that's exactly what it is
>if your parents aren't well connected in the area you're interested in you are pretty much boned
It depends on the field too. I got into a good IT job with zero nepotism.
>>27766103
Do you have soft hands?
>>27766104
I am neither of these things.
You lads think I could find a fatty and make her lose weight til she becomes qt?
Some shit tier jobs are the ones where you can have the most fun
I used to work in Primark which everyone knows is basically for poor people to buy cheap shit clothes
The managers were pretty cool and all the employees were university age except for a few older people
Since it was a weekend job the managers expected the shop to be a mess since the customers were all lazy pigs who literally pick stuff up, look at it for 5 seconds and drop it on the table
We just stood around talking and occasionally did some folding, I miss those days
>>27766201
>You lads think I could find a fatty and make her lose weight til she becomes qt?
Only if she has really low self esteem. But you need to know once/if she losses the weight, she'll start getting attention from chads who are attractive/have jobs jobs. You'll need to work very hard at that point to keep her.
>>27765320
>2 wanks a day
i've been on four a day for six years. pretty sure it's the reason i have such severe brain fog and terrible concentration but it's impossible to stop.
>>27766235
>have jobs jobs
*have good jobs
>>27766250
Leave him alone it was a simple typing error
>>27766274
kek that was me who corrected myself. I'm an autist.
>>27766235
I'm going to end up meeting some divorced, mentally deranged Stacey on a dating site at the age of 35. Nobody wants her because she's mental and slightly past her prime
I hope her kids are nice to me desu
>>27766215
Sounds pretty chill. I wouldn't mind working in like a topman or something. But of course all people who work there are hip young chads and stacy so I wouldn't get in.
What do you do now?
>>27766331
That's what ends up happening to most losers. They meet someone once they are older because both parties are desperate so they lose all standards.
>>27766215
reminds me of when I worked at next with my best friend. it was a brand new store so it was an entirely new team of staff, mostly uni students. worked with some hotties. all the managers were nice and really laid back. my friend and I fucked around a lot and busted many jokes. I now work as a groundskeeper and it's great, best job I've ever had. really chilled, low pressure and positive
>>27766331
A grim and dark future.
Tinned food never goes out of date really does it?
>>27766372
this is a pretty shit feel mate.
>>27766414
maybe she'll at least be nice looking still
>>27766445
>this is a pretty shit feel mate.
I know lad, life is shit.
>>27765320
I wank twice a day minimum. Weekends way more.
What are you even doing on this board bro?
>>27766346
There's a bunch of Chads and Stacys but there's also loads of just normal average people too, and because its such a close knit environment you end up talking to people you never would normally
Working in the Primark fitting rooms was some of the best times I had, just sitting in the back room eating stolen Haribo sweets from the shop floor and telling jokes.
>>27766483
You only have a limited number of orgasms before ED sets in, be careful.
>>27766411
Yeah working retail is pretty fun if you get a good role, working on the shop floor dealing with customers is annoying but I was on returns which meant I rarely dealt with customers, I just took clothes from the fitting room onto the shop floor
>>27752287
>conversation cards
literally the most autistic thing iv ever heard. why not take actual playing cards and just play games n get drunk
>>27752287
>why not set down a bunch of cards with conversation topics on them to pick up and start talking about? Like an anime card, SJW card, what other boards do you browse and why do you secretly jerk off to traps, stuff like that.
I think this post is exactly why a /britfeel/ meetup needs to never happen
>>27766566
>>27766531
>expecting people who likely have aspergers to be able to drink and play card games like normal people
You realise this was organized by people sat at home on britfeel at 10pm on a saturday right? Normies don't apply here.
>>27766609
funny because meeting up for a drink and a chat is a pretty normie thing to do
>>27766609
Why was it set in fucking northampton of all places? What the fuck?
>>27766609
kek mate, only normies meet up. It's /soc/ tier. The real robots will never show up.
I guess it's a good way to know if there are normies here as they will show up. We can gas the pub as soon as they walk in.
>>27766618
>>27766639
britfeel will be good that night with all the normies playing out
>>27766627
Northampton is fairly central for most people. Also, major cities were out because of the risk of autistic anons getting overwhelmed, and possibly suffering from sensory overload.
>>27766639
>kek mate, only normies meet up. It's /soc/ tier. The real robots will never show up.
And here I am hoping it would be a way for robots to actually gain some social skills. Why do I give a shit about people in this country? Seems like densely populated countries are always full of rude twats.
Poleaboo thinks the pub meetup is a good target, as the people who make fun of him will be attending but his final solution is nowhere near ready.
>>27766687
Fuck off, you're just a normie trying to disguise that fact you cunt. You think a real robot would want to meet up with strangers in a fucking pub?
>>27766639
>if there are normies here
there's no if about it, this place is crawling with normies in denial
>>27766692
>Poleaboo will blow himself up in a pub full of normies
kek have fun
>>27766678
Good point.
Make the normie meet a weekly thing.
>>27766751
>You think a real robot would want to meet up with strangers in a fucking pub?
Hence the meet up.
>>27766778
>normie logic
I think a meetup would be a good idea, we're all socially alike, and I think it'd benefit everyone that turned up to have social contact with people on their 'level'.
I'd meet if it was Manchester, so srsly, northern meetup when?
What happens if I don't tell insurance company my car is modified? It has a body kit and it's been lowered. With modifications it's 5k insurance but without its only 1k
>>27766793
I'm not a normie, I'm a robot trying to change his life around.
And I am way too optimistic, I suppose.
>>27766803
You get done for insurance fraud when the investigator who investigates any claim takes a look at your car.
>>27766814
Meeting normies who are in denial and want to be robots isn't going to change that.
>>27766803
Nothing unless they find out you lied. If you get in an accident, they'll find out and then you could be fined, taken to court or told to fuck off and sort the accident money out yourself.
>>27766803
Just don't crash and you'll be fine
If you don't tell them and you do get into a wreck then they won't pay for the repairs and you're fucked
My friend lied on his insurance that his car was parked in a garage every night and he only drove 3k miles a year, when really he was driving it about 30k miles a year and would regularly leave it parked on a busy road, he never crashed so he got away with it
>>27766826
Actually, I am interested in what people in this thread are really like. And I have zero friends so any social interaction is better than none.
I think actual normies wouldn't even consider going to this. I know someone who has gone to an /o/ meetup, the conversation about cars was alright, but everyone was really spergy.
>>27766814
you are a failed normie, you arent a robot
>>27766815
>>27766837
>>27766844
I'll have to have a black box fitted, will they still fit it no questions asked?
>>27766872
kek
Very risky to lie when someone is going to see your car first hand.
>>27766872
>I'll have to have a black box fitted, will they still fit it no questions asked?
Depends if they can tell you lied. Some insurance companies use those fittings to have a snoop at the car and see if the details match. Others don't care and just fit the black box.
Wait we're having a meetup?
Nah fuck that lads. Why would we want to do that?
>>27766917
>Why would we want to do that?
Normies are trying to do normie things.
>>27766917
Why would someone organise a meet? What is their end game?
No actual robot would go to it. It's purely the normies.
>>27766814
>I'm a robot
Post your robot stats e.g. age, social life, friends, what job, live with parnets etc
>>27766884
>>27766902
It's quite obvious too. It's been modified to look a few models above and it's tinted. Fuck sake
>>27766956
24
none
0
no job
live with mum
>>27752169
I'm in Northampton, but why would I want to meet up with a bunch of autists?
>>27766803
If you hit me (you're bound to be a shit driver because you've got faggot "mods" on your car) and your insurance doesn't pay out because you've not declared them, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.
Seriously, there's a reason why your premium shoots up when you start adding modifications onto your quote. I can get not declaring things like spoilers and the likes, but if you're changed your exhaust, remapped your engine, anything like that, you really need to be declaring it.
Sorry to sound like a cunt about it, but I've got four years of no claims and I'm still getting shafted for insurance.
>>27766974
This, but I live alone, and work in software.
Currently teetering on benzo dependence, if that counts.
No social life, a robot friend would fix a lot of problems I have.
>>27766974
I'm curious as to why someone like you wants to meet up with normies?
You say you want to change your life but why not try and change your life by getting a job? Why a meet at a fucking pub?
>>27766971
Best to not risk it then.
>>27767008
>change my life by getting a job
I've got thousands in savings so I don't need money, and I am going to uni this year. I can't rationalize working in an awful job just to get money I don't need.
I spend my time working out / playing games with internet friends (they don't count) and reading books. But I do get lonely.
>>27767041
>am going to uni this year
So you are a normie.
Question answered.
if i go to the meetup will you lads find me a gf
The meetup is this saturday in Northampton
If we put it off forever, it'll never happen.
>>27767051
I wouldn't call a 24 year old NEET a normie.
>>27767069
>we
None of us want it to happen. Fuck off.
>>27767070
You're going to uni. That's not what neet means.
>>27767030
Have you used all the possible comparison sites? I know there are some insurance companies who specialise in modded cars, so you might want to give them a try.
Another thing you could do is ask your parents nicely if you could add them as additional drivers. Keep in mind you won't be able to use their no claims if they're using them on another car. However, it should bring your premium down slightly.
Just be aware that if you have an accident, they may need to declare this on any future quotes and it may possible effect their no claims. You need to be aware of what you're doing before you add them to your policy. You also have to be the named driver.
>>27767085
>You're going to uni
I haven't started yet.
>>27767069
I feel like this may be organised by an Elliot Rodgers type normie-hunter. Don't go to this lads
>>27767102
Semantics.
You've been accepted, you are going. You are not a neet. You are seen as a student, in forms you will put you are starting uni at x date. The government sees you as a student.
>>27767102
kek mate, you're not a neet. It's not a bad thing or anything.
>>27767102
If you were accepted for a job and were starting it in a month would you still say to people you don't have a job? Of course not, it's the same thing here.
>>27766530
I worked in the stockroom and it was jokes
>>27767125
I bet you're a right tedious cunt to try and converse with in person too.
>>27767200
I bet you're a normie who is in denial.
>>27752169
I'd be there if it weren't a friday night. Saturday would be sound but I work until 8 on fridays.
Poleaboo needs to start making a list of jobs he "applied" to for tomorrow
>>27758585
whats yours?
oc
listening to deftones lads
I have yet to download their new album, I've heard mixed things about it
QT girl from my old college who I see from time to time just messaged me asking about weed.
Gave her my main guy's number, he won't talk to her, don't know anyone else well enough to vouch for a stranger.
Is it worth just picking up and running it down to her?
>>27767695
lmao jesus christ anon
Met someone the other day who met a guy who shagged Billie Piper. Closest I've been to a famous person.
>>27767695
Only if you think you're likely to get something out of it, sounds like she's just using you to get weed though.
>>27767722
There reaches a point where a man doesn't care if he's being used anon.
And obviously I'd expect the cash. It'd be a favour not a bloody present.
>>27767695
>Having a dealer
>Speaking to girls
Why do you think it's ok for you to be on here? It's not, you fucking normie.
>>27767704
Congrats man, closest I've ever been was when I overheard a normie talking about how he got a signature from Coldplay
What's everyone up to today? Going to spoony woonys to meet my dad then watch the footy
Going to the barbers guys. Wish me luck.
>>27767899
Went into work for a couple hours to do some shit.
Now I'm sitting in the house doing nothing.
Another day in paradise.
Will a black box fitter have to overview my car policy/ spec before he fits the black box? I can't imagine him telling me to fuck off because the spec is Different, but he'll know it's modded
>>27767695
At least keep a nug or overcharge. Lessens the blow of being used.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHzJyV7F19Y
>>27768093
Drive your car into a ditch
>>27767899
Doing nothing at all, got a kebab last night and producing some stinky farts
How do i get to the meetup from southampton?
>>27768093
They take pics of your car and send them to your insurance company when fitting a telematic box. they did with me
Guys why not make it a comfy little village? that way we can enjoy the local pub or go camping or actually do something other than get drunk and go home after a few hours
>>27755253
5'11 9.7 stone
orignal
>>27767695
>Is it worth just picking up and running it down to her?
Jesus no. That's beta and a path to the friendzone.
>>27755253
6'3.5
11.5 stone
original statistics
>>27768460
>Sharing a village with a bunch of poo flinging autists who pride themselves on a collection of pee bottles
>>27765263
Thornhill m8
>>27768093
He'll report it to his boss. They'll contact you saying your details are wrong and they will increase the price.
>>27768460
>and go home after a few hours
Because the going home part will be hard because of transport to and from the village.
>>27768460
This makes me want a /britfeel/ minecraft server
>>27768624
>still playing minecraft
what is this? 2014?
Brit meet ups are always fun. Pic related.
>>27768638
Find me another game that allows me to autistically create nuclear power plants and automated mining/production/logistics and I'll play that
>inb4 absolute wank like Factorio
Nah, you're alright.
>>27768695
Judging by the state of britfeel recently, this one will be full of normies so it'll go much better
>>27768715
If you want i can host a server for FTB or something autistic like that
>>27768742
I have an image in my head of us making brit towns and cities. Reckon it would be fun
>>27768768
ill set something up for the direwolf mod pack it's been a while so give me some time to get it setup
>>27767695
Just hand her some oregano
Fucking hell lads, mum keeps calling to try and get me to do shit with my house like decorating and getting walls pulled down, can't be bothered.
It's like having a gf but not, I can't imagine living with someone constantly nagging me to get shit done.
>>27768560
sorry to say this but thornhill is a shithole lad
>>27768768
Walking around deserted player built cities/towns is not comfy
I couldn't get FTB to work so i'm using tekkit classic 3.1.2
Connect with 81.106.244.45
Or
81.106.244.45:25565
>>27768787
You the same lad from a month or so back?
Why haven't you told her to fuck off yet? Or better yet, tell her to pay for it.
This has probably already been answered but why Northampton?
>>27768892
As long as people are still interested in the server ill keep it open 24/7, if you need help connecting google tekkit
>>27767069
Yeah, can we officially do it this Saturday? May is too long away
>>27768982
Anyone showing interest lad? I may install tekkit if enough people show interest
>>27768969
Seems like a few anons already live there. It is also not a city, so the robots won't get a sensory overload, but relatively central enough that most people can get there. Plus Alan Moor lives there.
>>27769016
No one has connected yet, ill leave it up though incase some lurkers come in the thread and want to play
>>27769038
Oh, I'd have thought a major city due to easy accessible transport links, but that makes sense.
>>27768920
I do want it done, I've just got other things to get on with at the moment, I don't need to try and argue with tradesmen about this sort of shit at the moment.
It's just the nagging bit really, every time she calls up first thing she bangs on about is have I called them yet and gets arsey with me when I say I'll do it when I want to.
>>27769040
Im going to be busy for a few hours but i will gladly come play with you lads soon.
just had two steak bakes and chips
>>27769249
ill leave the server up for a week anyhow
>>27769275
ey fatty boom boom
>write out long ass post
>non-ASCII text is not allowed
>didn't use any non-ascii text
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYSYZmWr80
>tfw people who don't drink probably won't come to a pub
>tfw britfeel wont get somebody smashed for the first time
>first time going to the job centre in 4 weeks
How many jobs does Poleaboo have to show his work coach to satisfy him?
Got 13 so far, I guess 24 would be logical
>>27769356
Pound symbol is counted as ASCII text
fuckin nippon
>>27769276
Just a week or will it keep going if we get /comfy/ teir building going on?
Almost got assaulted today lads
>be me
>referee local football matches as a Sunday job, 27 quid for just over an hour of work isn't bad
>Under 13 age group match
>after about 5 mins, book this kid for a very poor challenge he made out of frustration.
>second half, same kid is tussling with another player, trying to get the ball
>he pulls the other players shirt, and brings him to the ground
>go over to give him second booking
>mfw he says "book me again mate, see what happens"
>I tell him that it's my job to book him for a yellow card offence.
>show him second yellow and red card.
>he starts squaring up to me
>I just stand there, cos if I get hit, then I call off the match, call police, it becomes a big deal and I maybe get compensation.
>I honestly thought he was gonna do it but when he got close, his team-mates pulled him back and restrained him
>mfw his manager was angry at me for not "nipping it in the bud" by blowing for a free kick when they were competing for the ball. Didn't seem bothered that his player almost assaulted me
At least I made 27 quid
>>27769418
>Under 13 age group match
>I just stand there, cos if I get hit, then I call off the match, call police, it becomes a big deal and I maybe get compensation.
you sound like a fanny desu
>>27769386
Last time I was there you had to have had four a day.
any aldershot fags here?
>>27769440
Not being funny but if he smacked the kid he'd go to prison
>>27769418
You were scared of a 12 year old?
>>27769458
He said if the kid hit him he'd call the poolice and sue for compensation
For a fucking 12 year old
>>27769444
no fucking way I can manage that
1 a day is my aim
>>27769470
Yeah he's a fanny for that, I work with kids, coming across little shits is just part of the job
>>27769470
Might have been a Syrian 12 year old.
>>27769440
That's what the procedure is desu. I'm happy to take a hit from a 12/13 year old, and that kid can enjoy never playing in any leagues ever again, and having a criminal record
>>27769461
>I just stand there
>"YOU WERE SCARED?"
I stood my ground, partly because of what I said about maybe getting compensation, and partly because of >>27769458
>>27769470
>>27769500
the procedure, for if a player assaults an official, is to get the police involved. Also he was a 6ft-ish Tyrone, not a scrawny average 12 year old kid.
>>27769565
mate ignore them, you absolutely should be getting the police involved, in the leagues like this with younger children or just the amateur leagues, referees are subject to all sorts of abuse and it needs to be cut out
>>27769565
>giving a criminal record to a 12 year old
I would do this if I could. Ignore those butthurt normies.
>>27752169
Wasn't there a rule in place that said no meet ups for brits after that /b/ incident
>>27769585
>>27769602
ty lads. (of course, the kid was held back in the end so nothing came of it, but police would be involved if he had touched me)
>>27769617
Yes, but that was a couple of years ago and it's somewhere completely different.
>http://strawpoll.me/7325722
Just a reminder to get you votes in for movie night lads, voting closes on tuesday at 23:59:59pm.
>http://strawpoll.me/7325722
>>27769411
I can keep it going for as long as you guys want
>>27769617
Please elaborate
Ocococ
>>27769670
nice try
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>>27769670
>tuesday at 23:59:59pm
jeez just say midnight you autist
How the fuck do you guys deal with grocery shopping? Just been made to go to Tesco by mum for a few bits, fucking hated every second of it. Screaming kids and their shitty parents everywhere, old biddies clogging up the aisles, shitty queues and barely functioning self-service checkouts.
And it's not like it's any better when you have a carinb4 ree. Most people in my town drive like cunts, and there's more charity shops than there are parking spaces. And again, most of the shitty drivers are dippy single mothers in their shitty people carriers. Pulling out of the junction took about 5 minutes because the stupid bitch at the end of a row of cars decided to go as SLOOOWWLY as possible past me, giving the next wave of cars time to catch up.
Honestly, I don't how people like us can do it. I'm moving out this month as well so I'm gonna have to do this shit every damn week. How do you survive?
Pic related: EVERY FUCKING TIME REEEEEE
>>27769670
a vote for mean girls is a vote for prime lohan
>>27769710
some guy kicked off off about what midnight meant
>>27769670
>28 weeks later
>not 28 days later
Patrician taste pham
>>27769710
There's a reason it's typed like that, you think that's autist? Wait until you get a 300+ post discussion on what counts as 'midnight'.
>>27769718
It does seem like only blokes know how to get about quickly, I hate it when some woman in her massive car clogs up the outside lane on the motorway doing 60mph, it's like they have no idea or don't care that they're fucking up other people.
>>27769498
Enjoy your sanction
>>27769816
So true. It honestly astounds me how shopping is a task assigned mostly to women and yet they can't seem to do it in a civil manner.
I'd just get my groceries from a garage or corner shop if it wasn't so bloody dear
>>27769678
Some put their cum in food they bought with them, everybody ate it.
>>27769670
The guy proxy voting for that shitty Antz film is pissing me off.
>>27769710
>doesn't know what midnight means
>>27769933
I still don't know why anyone would put their trust in the autists on here
>>27769933
I thought that was /k/
>>27769989
it was /k/
>>27769957
Trust me the way he has written it is preferable to that autist arguing whether midnight Tuesday means Monday night or Tuesday night because his film never wins and he has to find some kind of conspiracy rather than admitting he has shitty taste.
>>27769999
Checkedrobot a shit
>spend 3 hours torrenting a game
>install it
>crashes on startup
Fuck, my fault for picking a 'repack' but those were the only torrents with seeds. Fuck sake, there goes my sunday plan.
Who's up for moving the meetup ahead to the upcoming weekend? I don't want to wait until May and I'll probably be busy by then.
had a nice meal out with the senpai, now ready to chill with the lads.
>>27770059
I am
May is too long. People will have forgotten by then.
>>27770072
>i'm not a normie i swear
WHO /BANTER/ HERE
off out tonight for a mental pissup with ryan and the lads, jays bringing his weird mate tom who's a bit of a knob but sound really so we'll be OFF OUR TITS rolling in the gash while you lot are sat at home having a weekend wank
>>27770077
I messaged the event creator on that website asking it to be moved for next Saturday. I hope everybody else is up for that.
>>27770127
Who goes for a piss up on a sunday? And who calls it a pissup?
>>27770092
Dont be mean to me lad.
>>27770127
The only roasties out on a Sunday will be right slappers. I hope you get herpes
the /britfeel/ meetup 2016
>two guys who are only going because they've not been out for ten weeks, will briefly awkwardly bond over a mutual hatred of pakis
>one normie orbiter beta type who thinks it'll be a fraternal bonding experience, takes a ton of pictures and posts them on r9k in real-time, also spouts r9k memes periodically
>one guy expecting a messy pissup down the nags head
>everyone has a pint in their own corner of the table, trying not to make eye contact
>orbiter beta gets too real and tries to share his deepest emotions with the guy looking to get wankered, who leaves shortly after
seriously can't believe you're actually trying this
>>27770200
Don't blog post.
>>27770127
Who goes out on a sunday
>>27770273
>>orbiter beta gets too real and tries to share his deepest emotions
Sorry lads. In going through a dark time
>>27770273
It'll probably be just like the /brit/ meetup.
>>27770349
A pub is too much of a public place with everyone else there. It hurts my autism.
>>27770382
Same.
I'd go but a pub is too normie for me. I'd need somewhere with less normies around.
>>27768797
I remember a mod that added them. They were basically big mob spawners because of all the dark areas
>>27770059
Was always wondering why it was May.
Who is going anyways?
>>27770459
Doing it in a public place is the only way to ensure junlad doesn't bum you.
>>27770596
you think that will stop me?
>>27770557
I might do. I live in Northampton anyway but I don't know whether to give up my dignity like that.
I think I'll definitely go if it's next week, but not sure about May.
>>27770459
Pubs are some of the only normie places where I feel comfortable. I think because it's usually so packed you can just blend in, you don't feel singled out, you can hide in the crowd. Also everyone is minding their own business.
I prefer family pubs, as they're lighter hearted. Old Man pubs can be rough. I'm okay with some bars, bars catered more towards young adults and night clubs are a nope, though.
>Junlad will never slap you around and use you as a onahole
>>27770656
I would like to though lad.
>>27770596
If he's going I want no part in the normie fag circle jerk.
Count me out. Really, I'm not fucking going now.
>>27769999
/k/ meet was the one with the cum brownies
/int/ britmeet was the one where nobody could find each other all in the same pub
/int/ NYmeet was the five minute meetup.
The unholy trinity of meets.
>>27770349
>being this much of an autistic le smug cunt manchild that you imply going into a pub alone is autistic
what do you think normalshits do when they meet from work or something
>>27770745
The /britfeel/ meet will unite the triforce.
>>27770382
and being in a small room with a bunch of creepy autists is better? Think again, ignorant manchild.
>>27770805
What if I'm the first one to arrive and I enter a pub full of old guys who are really buff with tattoos, who served in the war?
What if as soon as I enter, everyone stops speaking and stares directly at me in the doorway?
What do I do then, anon? What do I do?
>>27770902
Just go to a spoons place where its not full of old guys who are buff with tattoos.
>>27770699
POST YOUR UNCUT DICK PLS
>>27770902
>What do I do then, anon? What do I do?
Break the ice by declaring the pub as your own and if anyone has a problem to speak now.
>>27770902
Isn't it obvious?bend over
>>27770924
Spoons are full of chavs and poor people though. Can we not pick a more local higher class pub?
>>27770902
>mfw a dozen of robots tricked into entering the Boston
>get gangbanged by a bunch of queers
>>27770925
rather not shitup britfeel with it.
>>27770944
neet manchildren like you belong there.
>>27770944
>go to pub
>forced to bend over and raped by old men
>go to spoons
>get stabbed by chavs and benefit cheats
Welcome to Northampton, lads.
>>27770972
I'm not a neet though.
>>27771065
Go to a sports bar
watch the footy with the lads m8
>>27771123
>implying a sports bar won't be full of chads
>>27769418
>letting yourself get bullied by a fucking 12 year old
should have shown him the red and sent him off you fucking pussy
new thread where pls desu?
I'll fucking do it then I guess
>>27771322
>>27771322
>>27771322
>>27770273
>The one who leaves after five minutes who nobody knows
>The two who actually bond and go off on their own later on in the night, not telling anyone which pub they went to.
>The one looking to get smashed, constantly trying to get everyone to do Jagerbombs
>The one who barely drinks or has never been drunk who tries to catch up to everyone else and is the only one who gets smashed
>The normie who realizes what a bunch of losers he's surrounded by so his conversation gradually dies through the night
>The one who says nothing, just drinks pints
>The one who tries but constantly spaghettis but keeps trying his hardest, he keeps breathing heavy and panicking
>The one who absolutely looks like and acts like a stereotypical robot, who constantly spurs out his feels and makes everyone uncomfortable
>The one who doesn't join the table, just stands away from them, doesn't approach, stares, and leaves, but everyone knows he wanted to join
>The one who spends hours trying to get there and constantly gets lost
These are the people who will go. All will be on their phones.
