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Back to work tomorrow, can't bloody wait edition
Post the waifus lads!
>tfw just ordered this lovely dinner for myself tonight
>>27771351
alri fat boy, is all of it really necessary
>>27771379
yes, who doesnt love a light meal?
Meetup on Saturday in Northampton at the Boston. Who's up for it, lads?
>>27771351
Is that all for you?
can't wait for the inevitable failure of the meetup, will be nice to have some new stuff to add to the OP image
What you listening to lads?
https://dnbradio.com/player
>>27771336
Waifu on the phone with me
>>27771351
Tilde is that you?
One thing that annoys me with this picture: Why is there a "Shariah Controlled Zone" poster of the off license door? An off license sells alcohol. That's the whole point. It's how they make most of their money.
>>27771351
I'd need to puke a good two/three times to get all that down desu.
>>27771400
of course lad
>>27771431
nah sorry
>>27771447
dont know if i would be able to enjoy this wonderful meal if i had to puke to get more down
>>27771443
Don't know but that cheeky Pepe inside the shop cracks me up every time.
>>27771443
Give it a few years lad.
What's the minimum amount of time you should have a job for so that you can list it on your CV and not look like a flaker?
>>27771443
its a roll over from last year, just needed somewhere to put it.
>>27771391
Too far away. In the summer there should be a north, mid, south meet. June, july, august.
>>27771528
6 months
Oh do fuck off robot
>>27771351
Get a load of this fat cunt lads, did your mum pay for it all
>>27771622
no i paid for it :)
>tfw I ate shit all weekend
>Dominoes
>Pizzahut (Objectively better desu)
>Kfc
>Subway
>Maccies
Been on a fast today to ofset the bad eating over the last 3 days. I am very fucking hungry
>>27771586
Nah that's gotta be way too long. Just for a shitty part-time job in retail?
>>27771351
>Getting a burger from the Indian
WHY
>>27771651
no indian stuff there
>>27771650
6 months, no less.
2 years is ideal when moving into a better job
>>27771651
takeaway burgers are STILL better than mcdonalds burgers.
>>27771669
What takeaway does donner if not Indian?
>>27768892
Why're you doing this to me mate. Why.
Getting a chippy then I'm gonna get wankered lads. Hope you all have a good night.
>>27771676
I'm not doing 6 months of this shit. I'll give it 6 weeks max.
>>27771731
Sounds good flaker
>>27771709
On a sunday?
>>27771742
How is wanting to move on to a proper job flaking?
Leaving after a few shifts is flaking.
>>27771751
I don't have work tomorrowor ever
>>27771775
Oh, have anyone joining in or is it alone?
>>27771679
Behave lad
Are Belle & Sebastian normie-tier or robot-tier, lads?
Also post what you're listening to I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4hWFjaoGM
The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love
>>27771789
Alone, I don't have any real friends
>>27771336
>tfw no doink
>>27771773
Because that's just the way the world works. If you leave less then 6 months you will be asked in interviews why you left your old job so early.
Me and the lads
ococ
>>27771706
Come on minecraft lad. Where are you.
>>27771889
Why would I leave it before getting a new job?
>>27771910
Wew, I didn't know Halo had weeb mods.
>>27771838
Probably the most robot lyrics of all time in that song. Sort of makes me embarrassed to like it so much.
It's getting cold, need someone to cuddle with desu.
>>27772110
What exams, lad?
>>27772201
gay sex exams
>>27771391
I'll be there if it's only just us two.
Got sacked today for not 'picking it up quick enough', lads.
I'm in Manchester, if anyone wants to make a suicide pact
>>27772278
what was the job?
oc
>>27772278
More details lad.
>apply to jobs
>"This is a permanent role, please confirm you are able to commit to the role and location for a minimum of 12 months?"
>yes/no answer
what do if I might not stay for 12 months? Can I get legally in trouble if I leave earlier? What is the purpose of this question?
I love anime!
oc
>>27772301
If you answer no they won't consider you. If you answer yes, the contract may have a 12 month minimum term. There is no penalty (other than a bad reference) for breaching that contract.
https://www.gov.uk/fixed-term-contracts/renewing-or-ending-a-fixedterm-contract
>>27772341
ok. thnx. i was spooked for a second, my anxiety flared up a bit..
![2e0a434f721b2cfe58f880aa152b6ef8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RXPsUcE.jpg "2e0a434f721b2cfe58f880aa152b6ef8[1]")
>you will never randomly see Kate Bush walking down the street and yell out I'M ALL YOURS BABOOSHKA at her
Why live?
man I love girls with kentish accents
>>27772289
cafe waiter
>>27772298
I'm dopey as fuck and struggled on this one day where it was understaffed and completely packed, and I apparently struggled when it was quiet but that's bullshit
so yeah
fucks sake, really want some chocolate. Time to go to the shop...
>>27772466
Are you underaged or just so retarded you're doing your GCSE's at age 20?
I want to have a gf really bad
>>27772432
Made a special effort to see her at the Apollo for her first night of the Before the Dawn concerts and was wholly disappointed at how much she had let herself go.
It was like watching my mate's mum do karaoke.
>>27772449
Waiter is a hard job lad, I couldn't do it.
You're outside your local having a fag and drinking your brew of choice and he comes up to you for a chat. What do?
>>27772488
Are you at least ONE of the following
>rich/high status job
>attractive
>>27772278
I'm in Manchester. I'll go to the pub before jumping straight into a suicide pact
>>27772526
alright dave? when you going to be kicking out the niggers then huh?
>>27772526
So did you steal that pint m8, or did you just "legally avoid paying for it"?
>>27772526
tell him to get the round in the rosey cheeked belter
>tfw headphones on, listening to James Bay wishing I had a gf and just wasting my life away
When will it get better lads?
>>27772530
I look alright I guess, I'm a sports coach so no
>>27772526
I just realised how much cameron resembles eggman
>>27772513
We do them at 14 by the way, so mods please ban this retard for 4 years until he old enough to post here.
>>27772526
Try and get a job through nepotism.
>>27772110
I've got A2 Exams in 60 or so days. Turned 18 last November.
>tfw gonna breeze through them because I picked easy as shit subjects
Feels good. Until I've finished them and realized I fucked my life up by not picking STEM anything.
>>27772574
>James Bay
Normie pleb get out
>>27772639
I'm not a normie, but pleb you can level at me if you want
>>27772629
STEM is a meme, most of the NEETs I know have a STEM degree
>>27772629
Nah, you made a good choice. I'm doing Maths, Further Maths and Physics. Maths is fine, but I don't know whether I can do well enough in Further Maths and Physics to even get in my insurance. Feels bad, man.
>>27772621
You're still underaged. At least tell me what you're studying and hopefully somebody will ban you after that.
guess what band i'm listening to lads
it starts with a d and ends with an s
>>27771528
6 months is ideal, but you can get away with less if it's really unbearable (I quit a bad job after 3 months, and was honest about that during interview for current job). btw, apply for proper jobs while you're employed - you get interviews far more often
>>27772688
deftones? oregano comento
post your tv waifu(s). mine is 18 years older than me
>>27772629
Don't worry about the STEM stuff. I've got a STEM degree but it's without honours so it's fucking worthless. Currently working a job I could have gotten straight after my GCSEs.
>>27772713
The Sciences were piss when I did them. Just cram the CGP books a few days before and I easily got A*/A from that alone. I heard they were reforming the specification to make them harder, so I don't know whether you can still do that.
>>27772682
I'm doing a Business degree. It's just the only thing I'm good at that that isn't something terrible for prospects like English and Film.
>>27772684
I'm on track to get AAB which will get me into my Firm (Exeter). Literally every mock and random test I've done has been at the very least a high C, and it's only been growing since then.
>>27772723
Most degrees are worthless, anon. I'm just doing mine because I'm scared of the outside world and the financial ramifications aren't nearly as bad for me.
>>27771336
Feeling happy today lads.
>>27772748
I'm a year older than you. Don't stress man, you seem switched on even being in sixth form puts you ahead of a certain percentage of the population.
>>27772805
Yeah, I guess so. I'm just looking forward to the freedom of Uni so I can finally properly diet, play vidya and just chill. I've been alone most of my life, I don't care about making friends (although if I get some I wouldn't mind).
My only worry is that I haven't had any sort of job yet. Most of my peers have a part time weekend job, the only ones that don't are the massive social retards and me (>implying we're different). I just want to earn some money because I'm sick of not being able to buy anything or save up well.
>>27772856
I'm on my year out. Being fully in control of what I eat is something I'm looking forward to. Mummies chicken tendies are too delicious and she won't stop buying them.
I'd recommend going out and getting some work, it's why I took the year out, to experience the wage slave life
>>27772765
>A-levels
>black holes and string theory
fucking kek mate you need about 4 years of maths to tackle any of that
>>27772850
normies desu
>just woke up AGAIN
I went bed at 4am how does this keep happening
>>27772890
Nah, he's probably just reading some pop science that puts it in laymen terms. Like Brief History of Time or Magic of Reality.
>>27772918
>ctrl+f geodesic
>0 results
it's trash, like literally worthless
>>27772885
>Mummies chicken tendies are too delicious and she won't stop buying them.
Yep. Not even tendies, but having a mum who's a good cook is the killer of diets. Especially since she cooks for 4 everyday despite there only being the two of us.
>going out and getting some work
Any tips? I did no work experience in school (and regret it a lot), and it seems like just handing in my CV does jack shit.
>>27772977
when you claim it's about the physics of a black hole, yeah
>>27772959
I got my first ever job when I was 15 at my local pub. I don't really have a lot of advice, just send the CV out to loads of places and time when you hand it out. Best handed out when lots of places will be looking for temp work, christmas, summer etc.
>>27772918
kek
Well, you're in GCSEs and posting on r9k. I was stupid to assume you were actually reading about string theory in terms of modular functions, j function, etc
>It's a teenagers take over /britfeel/ episode
Such is life on the weekend.
>>27772629
Be glad you didn't choose STEM. STEM is a meme. Everyone went for STEM stuff so now it's the most overcrowded sector. You'd have more chance of finding a job with an arts degree at this point.
>>27773009
It's just a kid. I was "learning" about black holes at that age too by watching whacky Youtube videos by vsauce. We can't expect him to be doing university level mathematics and post on r9k at the same time.
>>27773036
>I understand
err clearly not mate
>There are people posting in this thread right now that don't remember 9/11
>But they're not underage b&
I feel old.
>>27773061
Ignore him, he's underaged ban. Just be happy he's actually doing some entry tier blackhole stuff that is appropriate at GCSEs and not fingering the playground slut.
>>27773040
Lets all go for a drink lads at the meet up
>nobody old enough
Oh.
Actually, does anyone here not drink?
>>27773044
I got a STEM degree and I've done alright for myself, don't know anyone who became a NEET after graduating other than guys with rich parents who can pay for them to do nothing all day.
I graduated nearly 4 years ago though so I'd like to see someone who's just been sitting on their arse since then.
I guess one of my mates who only had shite HR jobs on and off kind of counts but he's also the only one of us to consistently have a gf somehow.
>>27773018
So if I start looking in October I should be able to get a Christmas temp job? Hopefully.
>>27773077
I remember 9/11 and I'm only just over underageb&. Of course I don't remember everything but I recall coming home from school and seeing buildings fall on the TV whilst my parents sat staring in shock.
>>27773077
I must have been a weird kid,because my reaction to the WTC being blown up was that it would fuck up the global economy.
I was in year 7 at the time
>>27773121
you're an autist
fuck off
>>27773077
>watching Predator yet again last night
>watch through to credits
>1987
>nearly 30 years ago
>>27773118
That's the thing, you graduated 4 years ago. Right now it's a fuckin mess and will become more of a mess because a bunch of geniuses went into schools and colleges and said "GO STEM" and now everyones getting a STEM degree.
>>27773153
>is literally still in school and 14 years old
>calls others normies
get shrekt kid
>>27773146
>There are Year 11s right now who aren't born in the 90s
>This September will be the first year when a 2000s kid will be a college aged kid.
>>27773151
Good thing I've got experience now which instantly puts me several levels above these new STEM grads lel.
Good luck kids.
>>27773178
It is legal to shag girls born in a different millennium than you.
>>27773190
so underaged you aren't even aware that most of us left school at 16
Why are children posting on here and not on normie /brit/ with the other #lads?
Thoughts on the USA (United States of America)?
>>27773202
That too. Internship/work experience/volunteer stuff with be just as crowded due to everyone going for th esame thing.
>>27773190
The problem with underaged b& is that they litter up the thread with their GCSE tier problems that nobody cares about.
We don't care that you're learning about entry level string theory and blackhole bullshit from a pdf.
>>27773209
Comfy feelings
>>27772670
I liked Dredd. It was one of the few action films that I didn't find boring.
>>27773242
Hot shit if /r9k/ had existed when I did my GCSEs I probably would've been that kind of know it all. Kids who are high achievers at that age have no idea what's about to kick them in the nuts when they get a little older.
>>27773242
>whenever someone whines how difficult GCSEs are cause they gotta revise for 20 minutes.
>>27773146
I haven't seen Predator and it's one of my secret shames. I saw it was on netflix so I might actually watch it now
>>27773277
I hadn't seen Back to the Future until last year. Until then whenever there was a reference I'd be like "Heh, yeah..."
Still haven't seen the third one.
>spent 3 hours editing a pokemon crystal ROM
>something fucked up and it didn't save properly, lost all progress
what a waste of a sunday lads
>>27773295
It's shit, don't bother
>kids having problems with GCSEs
I say this as someone that's a total idiot that got mediocre A-Levels and only got a degree by two marks, GCSEs were piss easy when I was 15/16.
>>27773242
>string theory
can't stand it when these little pricks start talking about that, even maths undergrads have no idea and those are the only ones going on to study it
>>27773318
Do good GCSEs even matter any more? They're only really needed for A-levels and generally they just lead onto degrees which you learn in the end don't matter as it's all about contacts and experience.
Then there's other qualifications you can get with lower GCSE requirements that can get you on foundation courses or a job somewhere.
>>27773330
It's like those braindead tards talking about that fucking cat when they mention quantum mechanics
Who they trying to kid, really?
>>27773330
>"learning" about string theory
Watching a Youtube video or reading an article with absolutely no references to the brain numbing mathematics behind it don't count, lad.
>>27773330
Remembered the other day I knew a guy years ago who went for a physics interview at Oxford, said one of the guys waiting in the lobby with them started lecturing them about black holes.
At the time I thought it was great he must have been really smart, only just remembered it now I think it was probably just another brat who thought he was a lot smarter than he actually was and regurgitated pop science bollocks at people.
If you haven't finished a Masters on the matter you don't really know it in STEM desu.
>>27773378
I hate that so fucking much, all those arty "nerd" twats who draw comics online going on about scientific theories like they know them but don't even have the most basic concepts right.
>Le Tesla was the greatest scientist ever
>>27773363
Yeah, GCSEs are piss. I don't get why seemed like such a big deal and their biggest impact was to help me to decide which A Levels to pick and get into summer schools.
>>27773318
they have gotten harder, don't know by how much by, though
>>27773363
As much as teachers say they do, they don't. The only exception is that you really do need to get a C in both Maths and English just to prove you're not a retard.
>>27773295
>never seen any Jurassic Park films
>never seen any Harry Potter films
>only seen the first Star Wars
>only seen one Indian Jones film (temple of doom)
Don't feel like I'm missing much 2bh
>>27773433
they mean a lot more when you watch them as a child.
>>27772526
Looks familiar
>>27773408
I only got 4 GCSEs and I got into college on a BTEC and I had to take some maths key skills level 2 which I passed before even the Christmas Break (Got an F in maths but so did my entire year because they lost half the paper)
Still ended up getting into uni, still ended up with no job due to degrees being shit now, still ended up on dole. Ended up getting a job after going through their course shit.
>>27773410
Yeah I remember reading that, because for a good few years they were really easy and everyone was getting high results and it wasn't due to good school performance.
>>27773433
Jurassic Park is pretty cool man. At leas give that a go (the first one) if you don't care about wizard and space laser wankery.
>>27773415
This
Pay attention underage fags, your GCSE's mean shit. Most qualifications mean shit for that matter.
Go for them by all means, but don't be surprised when you're working at McDonalds and getting told what to by someone who left school at 16 and went out and got a job straight away.
>>27773433
You should watch Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Last Crusade if you want to watch two fun action movies. And when I say "fun", I mean in a genuine, exciting adventure way not a quippy, annoying MCU way.
>>27773433
I've never read the Harry Potter books, only seen the films. Yet apparently everyone has read them. I wonder if they're just pretending like me.
why do pakis love bmws so much
>>27773473
When he first posted his trip was "David Cameron's long lost son" or something like that.
>>27773415
One of my biggest peeves back in school was how teachers would be inconsiderate to other subjects and act like their subject was the most important one.
I even remember when one of them even said forget the other subjects, it was like my Biology teacher or some shit.
>>27773597
>history teacher would always continue lesson 5 mins after the bell
>would get in shit with other teachers for being late
>would get in shit with history teacher if I was late from a previous lesson
ree
>>27773597
I had a French teacher like that. She compared the difficulty and elitism of French to that of Maths, Physics, Biology and Chemistry. Me and my friend got kicked out of the class for laughing at her statement.
>>27773433
You're not really they are good but those are all family films really and not all that interesting but people will yell at you until you see them because they are classics.
>>27773597
My Chemistry teacher, who was in his 20's, with a baby face and pitiful bum fluff beard told the Geography teacher that Geography wasn't a real science. The Geography teacher replied with that's not real facial hair.
>>27773694
Sounds like the Geography teacher was into ad hominem.
>>27773433
>tfw don't watch True Detective, The Wire, Game of Thrones or Daredevil
Normies flip their shit when I tell them I don't watch their favourite things
Fucking hell I can't stand the pricks on reddit, the amount of intellectual circle jerking by dickheads in their first year of uni acting like they're geniuses is mental.
This is where that GCSE knob will end up.
>>27773796
I watched the first season of The Wire and about a season and a half of Breaking Bad. They were ok but normies talk about them like they're high fucking art.
Also watched a few episodes of Daredevil and that was ok/ It was way better than the recent Marvel movies; the fight scene in the hall was more exciting and interesting than anything in fucking Avengers 2.
who /bleep/ here?
>>27773496
>One person gets enough GCSEs to go on A-Level
>One person gets enough GCSEs to go on BTEC
>One person does not go to a college or sixth form
>One person does an apprenticeship
>Person on A-Levels ends up at a uni.
>Person on BTEC ends up at same uni on same course.
>Person who does not goes to college works in McDonalds
>Person on apprenticeship does their apprenticeship
>A-level person completes uni, and unless they're a complete Chad and made connections and did placements, does not end up with a job after uni
>BTEC guy, the exact same
>Guy working in McDonalds is now the manager
>Apprenticeship guy now has completed his apprenticeship and has a job
>Uni graduates who don't instantly have a job look for jobs in their field
>Cant find any
>Need money
>Work in McDonalds
>Person they looked down upon for having low GCSEs is now their boss
>Better do what he says, wagey.
>>27773939
>Guy working in McDonalds is now the manager
It's interesting how some girls are so much more prone to fall for phishing emails and repeatedly too
>tfw just took a 1.5 hour assessment for an apprenticeship
IQ test, mechanical aptitude test, numerical reasoning and word reasoning
think I did pretty good
>>27773939
apprenticeship 4 life. wish i started an apprenticeshup when i left school instead at aged 21
>>27774024
what's it for lad?
about to set off on a night walk in a few hours..any other night walkers here?
>>27773929
aye lad. tunes you on? got any bangers for me?
gonna have a wank lads
wanking is great
>>27774113
only when it is cheeky
>>27774045
lockheed martin, mechanical engineering apprenticeship
>>27771336
Fags and weebs out
>/britfeel/ is still not kill
Did I miss much between November and now?
>graduation ceremony is in August
>get an email from admin asking what song I'd like on the music playlist
>ask for Space Oddity (my name is Tom and if I graduate I will have made the grade, get it?)
>rejected for being too old
>>27774159
gays and peado anime posters have taken over
>>27774191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwF6YTLLuc&nohtml5=False
Ask for this, say you will not budge, if he rejects, you will play it yourself.
Poleaboo is watching Pen&Teller on C5
>>27774191
die, nomie, die
>>27774191
>going to your graduation
Fuck off normie, in absentia master race
>>27774226
this desu, normies gotta learn somehow
>>27774191
>Space Oddity
Too old, really? Surely since Bowie died so recently, they would've felt some obligation to allow it. Fucking hell, what sort of plebian uni do you go to?
>>27771351
I had two pizzas, four cheeseburger and about 2.5l of soda today.
Even I think that shit is ridiculous.
>>27774226
I didn't find this stuff as funny when I found out Foreverpandering turned into a massive SJW beta teenager.
>>27774352
>soda
FOY
>>27773999
Time served people at McDonalds frequently get promoted to managers, large McDonalds will have in excess of 10 managers, more if they are open 24 hours.
Helps if you know what you're talking about before you laugh at people kiddo
>>27774226
kek I could just go for that
>>27774244
please don't bully me
>>27774267
I don't want to go but mummy wants to
>>27774305
Fucked my A-levels so I wound up at Herftfordshire. So glad I only did foundation degree so I can do 3rd year at a better Uni.
>>27771336
Wagekek waifu posted thinking about how its sunday night already and all she did was play vidya all weekend
>>27771322
I'm so glad that my job is my hobby. I get to wake up everyday and think, "I'm going to go get paid to do what I would be doing most of the day regardless."
Whats everyone up to? Currently drawing Frames from the walking dead comics. So hot in my room, smell the sweat
>>27774436
What is it lad?
>>27774447
watching shameless and thinking about if I should do some coursework
>>27774436
Which is what? Camwhore?
>>27774447
Going to bed soon, gotta get up nice and early to make my sheckles. I've had a fun sunday shit posting though
>>27774244
>watching Penn and Teller also
>Penn was literally just trashing cards a minute ago
Memes are slowly filtering into real life lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RergWOAFoc
Belinda is best girl
>>27774472
me too lad, time you start?
>>27774447
Watching some lecture for this CompTIA course I'm doing. Once it's over I'm gonna play some vidya but I don't know what to play.
What hobby can I pick up to meet people lads? I have a lot of free time and money and the odd spare room in my house.
Can't think of anything to do with it though.
>>27774529
Warhammer
>>27774519
8:40 with a 35 min drive to work
>>27774082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fX0HUHpBSU
ladddd
>>27774529
anything mate
don't pick up a hobby just for the sake of it, just do something you enjoy
>>27774529
Maybe volunteer somewhere local? If it's somewhere that does something you're remotely interested in then you may meet like-minded people.
>>27774529
Volunteer in a charity shop lad
Lots of qt college/schoolgirls volunteer for work experience and DofE
>>27774555
These trips speak truth. You'll make friends if you share a genuine interest over something
>>27774596
>>27774559
Volunteering does sound like a good way to meet women.
>>27774555
I don't know what I'd enjoy really, I just sit on my arse watching videos on the internet at the moment, that's all I've done for years now really.
>>27774559
>>27774596
Agreed on volunteer, I wouldn't say charity shop. It's dull and smelly.
Office sections of charities are great for QTs, as are volunteer work related to improving the local community or youth around the community as you get a lot of social work students volunteering there.
>>27774665
come on mate there must be something that interests you
I had the worst DXM experience ever yesterday lads and I think i have serotonin syndrome today from all the DXM. thought i was gonna die
>tfw the highly stimulating serotonin syndrome will make it hard for me to sleep and i got wagememery tomorrow
this is HELL FOR FUCKS SAKE
NEET IS BETTER
>I WILL NEVER BE A NEET BARON
WHY EVEN LIVE
Watching xfiles I taped off Spike TV lads. Scully was fine
>>27774710
>BMX
why lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw
>>27774447
Studying. Going through some past paper questions for Further Pure 3.
>>27774665
I volunteer at a modern art gallery. The work can occaisionally be boring, or tedious when dealing with the public, but I've met and chatted to lots of interesting people.
>>27774447
Writing an essay. A little behind on uni work so the next few days will be shit.
Garage or Jungle?
>>27772201
So he can finally get his Television Licence.
>>27774734
This is now a favourite Mitchell and Webb sketch thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSNsOJ4-VwU
>>27774672
>youth around the community
I'm not sure I like the sound of that since I live in a Chav invested shit hole.
I wonder if there's a Katawa Shoujo style school for cripples near me.
>>27774687
Nah just my job, which is R&D science shit and anime. Not a lot else going on otherwise.
>>27774748
I don't really care about art but volunteering at a museum or something would be cool if they let people do that sort of thing.
i wish we had guns it'd be so much easier and less painful to do myself in
the thing that stops me is knowing i'll have to drown myself or hang myself which means I have to be in immense pain for like five minutes before the end
>>27774899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5muY64Oyp10
Classic.
>>27774840
Bloody tough call. For consideration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaFHdm3YA
vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D7K06rnn1o
>>27775057
late garage was so good
https://youtu.be/FjrxolsES6w
>>27774899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwXjm64a3QE
The majority of /britfeel/ers.
>>27775037
drowning is the worst but hanging your dead almost instantly
>>27775108
if I have somewhere tall to drop myself from and I can make that special knot
haven't showered in 2 days
odds i shower
evens i smell
>>27775104
been there
done that
desu desu
Literally got 2 girls uni logins with my latest attempts (funny thing is they've both fallen for similar ploys before)
That brings my grand total up to 4 (uni accounts)
May as well double up and try and get their facebooks
>>27775226
Are you going anywhere or going to be around people? If not why even shower ever?
>>27775277
cyber harassment is a serious crime in the UK polaboo
>>27775104
Reminds me of the time my local corner shop guy took the piss out of me for buying a few cans and asking why I had so few this time in a condescending tone.
Never went to his shop again, just went to the tesco up the road where they never judged.
>>27775288
>Are you going anywhere or going to be around people?
no
>If not why even shower ever?
hygiene
>Sorry! You entered an old password
>Your password was changed about 2 weeks ago
Fucking why...oh fuck, that's the same time I fucked up with that other girls account, they're all on high alert
>>27775302
Could be anyone
>>27775317
hygiene only matters because people tell you it matters
>>27775340
oh dear m8
>literally getting a degree in politics
Just fuck my future prospects up desu
>>27775330
>Could be anyone
yeah could be, but the IPs are usually logged
I can't help put feel (FEEL) things would have been different if he'd loved me back.
>>27775476
I'll love you anonasl?
tfw no NIGGAcock inside my mouth
DAMN
how do i hook up with uncircumcised niggas
>>27775476
>tfw male
>in love with my guy best friend
>he has a gf
everytime we go drinking together we lay down in some random persons garden after the pub shuts and look at the stars
happiest moments of my lifenohomo
>>27775549
punch a policeman
>>27775549
can you pls mind your language anon
>>27775568
fucking gays have it so fucking easy, women are garbage why can't I just be attracted to men
>>27775549
Put some KFC on a fishing rod as bait
Is it just me or is /britfeel/ totally dead tonight?
Fuck me, looking at volunteering work near me it's all either old/dying people or "troubled yoof" stuff.
How the fuck am I meant to meet a qt at any of these.
>>27775645
It's been this way for ages.
>>27775667
could meet a dirty chav gf
>>27775667
Help out at yoof thing and woo a troubled qt
It'll be like the chav version of that film Pretty Woman
who /going fast/ here?
I feel euphoric as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ti2qHHy40c
>failed normies be destroying their brains with SSRIs
>meanwhile real autists like me enjoy demselves
feels good to be autistic. got diagnosed with that shit nigga.
>http://strawpoll.me/7325722
Reminder that there is just over 48 hours left to vote for next friday's movie night.
>http://strawpoll.me/7325722
>>27775788
I voted for Demolition Man because I've been meaning to watch it for ages. Even bought it on blu ray but my brother's got my PS3 so I have nothing to watch it on
SSRIfags are subhumans.
>bohoo i wake up every day and act like a stubborn manchild, why do the SSRIs not help
Just bough a bottle of voddy lads. Gonna drink it all tonight.
>>27775876
have a good seizure
>>27775857
Where are you dealing with these kinds of people anon?
>>27775788
>56 votes for a film that will be watched by, at most, 16 people
Can we just start voting in the chat after the film? Otherwise all that ends up happening is we watch a film picked by whoever can use a proxy or post the link on some forum to get people to vote on their behalf. It's entirely possible that we'd end up watching a film that nobody who turned up wanted to see.
>>27775788
I just voted in this with zero intention of watching them, get fucked nerds
>>27774191
Did not even go to my graduation, lel.
wish I could go back to age 15 and undo my A-Level choices so I wouldn't be worthless Humanities graduate slime with no future
>try and grow a beard
>looks gross and patchy
>go clean shaven
>look like an ugly 13yo on estrogen
End it now lads.
>>27774447
I;m watching Towie and pretending i'm one of the lads.
>>27775979
Humanities people were always out partying and shagging when I was in uni, be thankful you weren't in an autismal subject.
>>27774840
Sash or Chicane?
>>27776047
i was an autist in a party degree though, so I got the worst of both worlds
>>27775788
A vote for Mean Girls is a vote for prime Lohan.
occ.
>>27775510
21.m.nw
>>27775568
If they ever split up you should tell him how you feel, even if it's a total gambit.
>>27776140
Poleaboos vote went to Mean Girls, it's just a great film
>>27775617
>fucking gays have it so fucking easy,
I'm a faggot. No we don't
If you're a complete slut and attractive, then sure, you have it easy in respect to sucking as many dicks as you want.
If you're a normal person wanting a long term, monogamous (good luck finding this) relationship, you're fucked until the Gay Death hits and you settle for used up cumdumpsters
>>27774899
i've recently been on a mitchell and webb sketch youtube binge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPKi1_rVuVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEUlDNs8j-Q
>>27774191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfn5hzzzAbc
Use this then
>>27776380
Poleaboo was into them about 5 to 6 years ago
They're level laugh out loud funny, not even smirk raising, just "oh, that's quite clever"
Quite pretentious really
>>27776541
>They're level laugh out loud funny, not even smirk raising, just "oh, that's quite clever"
strange, that's what I thought of them the first time I saw them and my opinion went in the opposite direction
>I would like to inform you I am no longer able to go on the trip as I have been offered a Muay Thai sponsorship so I am contracted to compete over in Thailand at the same time as the trip. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for my career in the sport and it was very much sprung on me.
>I am sorry for any inconvenience it may have caused and I hope that someone else gets a good experience from the trip by me not going.
heh, so she didn't drop out like I originally thought
Normies, they have all the luck
>>27776630
I suppose do quite like their football sketches
>Poleaboo just found a video of her with her friends
>She's laughing and talking with them
Fuck, I forgot how she sounded
Can't even remember if I ever heard her laugh
Literally have tears in my eyes right now, it's had such an emotional effect
>>27776674
>>27776850
ahahahahaha
prick
>>27776850
Pakipoo is Pityfuu
>>27776850
>Literally have tears in my eyes right now
Ahahahahahaha
Grown men shouldn't cry you smelly faggot.
>>27776850
LOL
O
L
Pakipoo is saddy waddy
Just cried to the season 10 finale of the trailer park boys
I've lived at home for so long now lads that I don't even see my mum as my parent anymore, there's literally no family feelings.
She's just this massively obese roomate who does the cooking and makes me want to fucking strangle her when she eats with her mouth open.
Feel like i'm gonna lose it soon.
>>27777220
I once watched 30 hour long episodes of Californiacation back to back and cried at the end. I think the tiredness had more to do with that though.
why can't i find a game of social multi team
>>27777479
pIay a proper game
>>27773077
I know right. I remember coming back from work and being like WTF?
>>27777505
>stop liking things i don't like
sorry kid
>>27777546
I said play a proper game (you know... because you want social multiplayer)
Didn't say I didn't like it
l2read, friend
>>27777479
>tfw I can't stop playing Destiny
>>27776012
You've captured the central conflict of my life quite well here desu. It's a choice between looking like the pathetic neckbeard I am or being treated like a 12 year old by everyone.
>>27776012
>tfw i didn't bother shaving for a few weeks and had a decent beard
>tfw remembered the countless hours spent with the few robot friends I had at secondary school playing Halo 3 on X-box live
Th-those were the days...
who /rubberbandits/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7W0U65gh8
>>27777978
A cool thing about Halo 3 was that basically every boy in the year with a 360 would play it together. Gave me and the normies something to talk about during double history.
In other news Mass Effect 3 is FOUR YEARS OLD HOLY SHIT.
Where can I get the facts on figures on brexit without having some blatantly biased bullshit plastered all across it?
Every god damn leaflet has been incredibly one sided and I know will be absolutely bullshit. And it's so fucking boring even pol isn't talking about it.
>>27778508
It's a choice between globalism and nationalism. That's as basic as it gets.
>tfw only just got home from work
fuck this lads
>>27778508
The way I see it, cameron wants out of the EU so he can totally fuckin destroy the country.
he only says he's pro EU because he knows all the idiots will vote out to spite him, ontop of all the retarded middle class tories.
>>27778508
Seems like either way will result in a damn good arse-blasting.
>>27778551
That and surrendering a large part of our democracy to globalists.
>>27778575
Just quit. Who cares you're going to die and be forgotten anyway.
>>27778650
And you'll grow old alone
Literally no point
>>27778508
Poleaboo is voting out
Too many Poles here
>>27778508
Vote out lad. Do it for him.
>>27778633
You're fucking retard. Cameron in bed with the globalists. There's a reason Corbyn's heart isn't in the remain campaign and that is because he and every other economic left winger knows that the EU fucks the poor in the arse.
>>27778508
Leave is the only chance for Britain to have a future
>>27778660
Do that, and then go back to North Waziristan yourself.
>tfw bf says you've been wanking too much without his permission and that you'll have to spend the whole week caged
;~;
>people actually taking the event seriously
>>27778840
>Falling for the 3D meme
>>27778508
That's politics mate, even "alternative" news sources are biased, perhaps even more so. If you want the facts your only choice is to wade through hours worth of incredibly dry studies, polls etc.
>>27778850
>not wanting cheeky meetup
where is it
>>27778866
Lad, I'm the one who set up the eventbrite page.
You idiots are taking it way too seriously now.
>>27778713
Yeah exactly, there's actually a pretty coherent left-wing argument for Brexit, as the EU is essentially a cabal of German arch-capitalist bankers who want to impose austerity on as many people as possible
>>27775456
I'm on 33k/y with a politics degree mate don't put yourself down
>>27778840
Any fags here actually in a nice, monogamous, degenerate free relationship?
Starting to doubt they exist in queerworld
Whats your opinion of lying on my cv?
I need a job that isnt standing around all day, one where I can occasionally browse britfeel at a desk if you catch my drift.
Ive never ever had my references checked and it'd be to fill the 1 year without a job. I'm sick of the neetlife now - need some routine going.
moralfags need not apply, please advice on legality, worst case scenaro I get kicked out of job, right? This is all entry level shit after all.
>>27778887
Don't get me wrong I'm not a left winger. I believe that different people's work is worth different amounts and people shouldn't be ridiculously over taxed. But I don't want to return to serfdom either, which is pretty much the end game of globalism whether they intend it or not.
I'm a youtuber that makes second life videos
>>27779004
Once you've got the job they won't ring your references
Worst case they ring your reference and either don't reply or call you out on the lie and deny you an interview
>>27779004
i always add +1/3(actual time worked) + 1/2(of the tasks another dude above me did)
>>27771322
>Anon comes into Northampton
>Looking to get out of the house for once
>Wants me to give him a good laugh at the meetup
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27779127
So.....everyone wins?
>>27779127
Don't forget the cum brownies.
>>27775788
voted for mean girls just to fuck all you cunts off
>>27779004
>>27779060
I worked at a stationary shop for around 7 months and my boss was an absolute prick - he was on a power trip but I needed the money bad.
One week I just decided to quit, just literally didn't turn up anymore, no drama, nothing.
However that's a large chunk of employment without reference so I just made a fake email I have access to and an unreachable old mobile number.
Nobodies ever contacted my fake email so idk. Any HR reps in here? Sadly doubt it...
>>27779004
>Whats your opinion of lying on my cv?
literally every normie in a position of power does it
>>27778941
yes
he is Spanish though, if all goes well we will be moving in together by august
feels good man
>>27779004
You ever watched Apprentice? They all fucking lie!
Just don't go overboard, base it on reality, don't make shit up - extend it.
e.g. I worked at a call centre for 3 months - extended it to 6 when I was actually on the dole and said I consistently met targets. I was actually fired for failing to meet targets during a trial period. But you get my point.
>>27772432
I just listened to Director's Cut and 50 Words For Snow and I kind of like the older Kate Bush. Her voice is a little sadder and rougher-hewn, like Nina Persson's is now too. Of course you always have the old records to go back to for zany Bush.
>>27778941
not degenerate free, but damn it's perfectly nice and monogamous, pretty happy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ISsojpbwwc&sns=tw
pmsl desu lads
>>27779364
Hate that people like this exist, they are absolute gold for the establishment.
>>27779364
when you accidently a rave.
Lads I need help
I saw a godawful trailer for the shittiest looking film of all time on normiebook yesterday, and I can't find it again. It was an independent film called something like "verve", but that brings up no results so it could be completely wrong. It's about middle class teenagers in Durham coming of age and going off to uni and their relationship drama, I think it's due for limited release soon and I need to see it, looks jokes.
>"what if I don't want to live up to society's expectations of me?"
Actual dialogue
finished the witcher 2 lads what should I play? at a loose end here
>>27779594
It also had some pretentious message asking with the trailer which went off on some shite about how the film "explores philosophy, sexuality etc etc"
>>27779594
>"what if I don't want to live up to society's expectations of me?"
>>27771322
why does "s m h" filter out to baka? i love saying it, it is what chavvy scum used to say in facebook arguments in year 10
>>27779711
>using baka
>not using ffs
ffs lad
FUCKS SAKE LADS
Slept all through my last day, totally sucks.
Just had to go get a cold shower because I got cum all over my new hoodie and pubes.
>>27779888
You got new pubes?
how?
>>27779795
its discrimianting aainst scum and i think its proper scummy
>>27779914
Shaved my old ones off.
What are you lads like when drunk?
I know people turn into Bumbling wrecks but I am drunk but am always lucid and people often ask if I am relaly drunk because I seem normal - I feel drunk though, nice and drunk.
However, I have notice as if I am on the inside looking out, that I am a very bad person when drunk. I am more liable to take risks, I berate and mentally abuse people, especially drug addicts, depressed people and general faggots people more and oddly of all, I abuse my mother's dog a little Yorskire terrier.I just 5 minutes ago let her onto my lap and pat her head but once she showed no inerest in me (like th faggot animal she is ) I slapped her off of my lap onto the ground and found her cowering upstairs at the base of my sleeping parent's bed.
I know people get weird and sluggish when drunk but it only changes my psyche, nothng physical changes. I wish I could feel like this at all times. those dogs are mere animals anyway./
>>27779599
The Witcher 3
Originalcommentfilterdestroyer
>>27779599
Gears of war 3
>>27780073
Want to take a break from the franchise desu, just played through the first 2 consecutively, although I do intend to play the 3rd eventually
>>27779004
Don't lie, just inflate. Were you there five months? Just round it up to six.
>>27780272
Play Mass Effect.
>>27780272
Currently playing Metro 2033 redux.
Pretty good, lad.
>>27780059
The same but with more slurred speech and slightly clumsier. Never got trashed before, but my inhibitions don't seem to go away, just stuff gets dizzier and more numb.
>tfw never been drunk with britfeel before.
>>27780059
I always like when you reach that point where you know you are buzzed, you can't quite feel your face and when you pinch your lip you can't feel it. My old man taught me that, and he never drinks much any more, but by god it was the funniest shit I ever had seen when on Christmas eve we went down the pub, like he and his old man would do, and he got absolutely slaughtered with the sister's boyfriend. Fucking Sultans of Swing came on and he, (And all the other middle aged men mind you) were straight up there dancing their hearts out.
God I love the power of alcohol.
>>27779599
XCOM 2
Shit has had me hooked, and there's only a stupid amount of mods that make the game even more shits and gigglesy.
pizza delivery just turned up lads, turkish driver so i obviously took my 40p change. gonna have a comfy night eating pizza getting stoned n playing runescape wew lad
>>27780694
fucking hell lad your pizza place delivers till 2am on a sunday?
>>27780694
wew lad, cant let that xp go to waste
Unless you a filthy 2k6 memer
>>27780793
m8 dominoes delivers until 5 am & opens like three hours laters, you can get the whole shebang 4:55 as I have done,
Poleaboo can't sleep
>>27780688
>Xcom 2
Is that the one that just came out? I was considering it. It's even been cracked, which is something I should probably cherish, before piracy disappears altogether.
>>27780855
wow I'm out of touch with dominos it seems.
>that post-cum regret after busting a nut to heavy BBW
>>27780929
fairly recently. I'd suggest getting it from kinguin or a2g as the mods on steam workshop add some right banter quality. Try the torrent though and see if it suits your taste, shit can be unreasonably cruel at times.
>>27780940
Yeah, that was a student town and I was piss drunk each time I ordered, so for all I know it might be absolute shit
>>27781020
tfw I've fapped primarily to fatties for almost 6 years
>>27781079
nature finds a way i guess
>>27781020
Feels good to know there are people more depraved than me out there. Could never fap to that tobedesuwithyou
>>27780059
All I really notice is the brain activity suppression. I can sometimes have bouts of anger and speak more overtly and 'passionately' but it may not be genuine, more of the reduction of inhibitions. But I'm an overly-anxious person anyway so alcohol pretty much just brings me nearer normal level.
COLLEGE TOMMOROW
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
>>27781144
job tomorrow
just end it
>>27781144
>>27781298
NEET tomorrow, erm...
Anyone else getting DaS3 tomorrow?
>>27780855
old school best school m8
>>27781562
go tae fuck m80
At least it aint painful to look at rs3
My xbox wont connect to internet.
kill me
>>27781550
I wish... I made the stupid mistale of pre-ordering from g2a so I'll probably not get the code till the end of the day tomorrow. really looking forward to it though since it looks more like the first game crossed with bloodborne.
>>27781703
Mine did that for ages. Restarted it, restarted my internet, thought I'd tried everything. Turns out that I just had to log out of my account and log back in, for some reason restarting it didn't work.
>tfw work at 8am tomorrow
>still up fun posing with you guys at nearly 3am
Welp, going to be yet another unproductive day at work
>>27781993
Work at 10am
still up
still drinking
Finally fixed my xbox
Havn`t been able to play it all weekend.
Weekend ruined.
>>27781897
I had to forget the router and then connect again.
No idea why but that just worked
Anybody still alive?
>>27781298
Holiday ends on Thursday. Hope I die in my sleep before then desu.
Don't even know how I will cope if I ever get a job with more than 16 hours a week
odds i get crips
evens i go to bed
dubs i get beer and crisps
I have class tomorrow but I'm up at 3am. I could be doing some work right now but nope, just shitposting and listening to avant garde freak folk.
>>27782852
Oh shit I have an exam at 9!
Fucking forgot.
>>27783090
Good luck, bloxmate.
>>27783158
I`m gonna be to tired for a 2 and half hour exam so im not gonna turn up.
>guy at work keeps repeating tv themetunes/tv show jokes/advert jingles from the 80s to try and be funny
>Pretend I don't get the reference so they fall flat
Feels good to toy with insufferable cunts
are you autistic britbongs ready for your bleach enema yet?
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/autism-potentially-lethal-bleach-cure-feared-to-have-spread-to-britain-a6744291.html
>>27784515
i didnt understand that.
>>27783692
Just go, you'll regret it even more if you don't even try.
I mean, if your starting point is a big fat nil, the only way is forward.
remove kebab please
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/half-of-british-muslims-think-homosexuality-should-be-illegal-5807066/
>>27784786
basically, moms are giving their sons bleach enemas to cure their autism
all it does though is causes you to shit out your intestinal lining, and their parents think this is the parasites coming out and that this will make their kid start socializing and one day be a normie.
>>27785760
>23 per cent would support parts of Britain being governed by Sharia law rather than British law
It's over, lads
>>27785793
>>27785760
>Not accepting Allah as your saviour
>>27785843
I just had rice and curry for breakfast so I obviously have.
Do you lads browse brit/pol/ or /politics/ or is it just me?
>>27785760
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/teacher-forced-to-quit-over-video-of-her-twerking-in-a-bikini-5807206/
People actually have teachers that fit wtf.
REAL EXISTENTIAL HOURS WHO TF UP
Anycutelads wanna play some early morningNEETdota?
>>27786028
>>>
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>Any cute lads wanna play some early morning NEET dota?
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CLICC DAT MUTHAFUCCCIN BOST BUTTON :-DDDDDD
At the GP in 4 hours. Time to awkwardly explain I feel shit.
I wish I could tell them what I'm really thinking and how I feel but I can't, it's so frustrating.
just had a wank and a poo at the same time, fuck me lads its the best thing i've ever done
>>27786116
stayed up all night on a dota losing streak and it eventually ended with me arguing with some normie on steam chat, don't know why I do this to myself, its like a form of self-harm I suppose
>eat banana
>glucose levels skyrocket to 250 even though they were 100 before
Jesus Christ lads
Did any of you guys ever play that viva pinata game?
Where you built a garden and housed pinatas, and every now and again a bad pinata would come in and destroy stuff or just ruin it.
Well those are basically tripfags, britfeel is our garden and every now and again a tripfag wonders in and ruins it. Some leave quickly and others stay for a while until we force them to leave.
>>27787520
Type 1 or type 2?
>>27787585
I LOVED THAT GAME
How were those superrare pinatas called again where the chance that you got one was like 1% ?I think wildcard or something
>>27787601
Type 1, underweight and shit.
I feel super alert this morning like normalshits on methamphetamine even though I didn't even take caffeine, that probably contributes to it.
>>27787626
Ah I feel sorry for you then, i don`t have much sympathy for type 2.
>>27787604
I remember there being ones called jeli or something, they was the rarest i believe.
>>27787585
>>27787604
Very first pinata you get is a little earthworm one. I kept that little shit alive for the entire game despite running out of space and umpteen million bird ones coming to eat it. Was well chuffed.
>>27787653
Nop, they're called wildcard
http://vivapinata.wikia.com/wiki/Wild-card
I think I have serotonin syndrome from all the dxm on Saturday, woah. That's why my glucose levels are fucked. Can't even take drugs with this shit tier disease.
>>27787681
Yeah but they wasnt rarer than the jeli
Chilling in the storage room banging niggatunes on my normiephone
>tfw living in the same house with some rude nigger
>barely see him, thankfully
Fuck mayne I'd love to live alone, but 300ish quid a month vs 600-800+ is way too big a sacrifice.
I'd go from 500ish savings/funtime bux to like 100-200.
>>27788217
He the guy that died proper early?
WAKE UP NEETS
my mummy has someone coming over today who is meant to be helping me leave the house, but in a "friendly" way
Shoutanon is like a cheap angryanon ripoff
>>27789062
Accept the job at the garage m8
Goodnight britfeel, see you at 9pm.
I do not want to be alive anymore. I am tired of feeling this way. I need to visit my grandparents. My grandfather owns a shotgun.
>>27782320
>tfw someone saves your OC
blox
who /das3/ here?
The joys of having a friendly independent game retailer in your town.
>>27789561
haven't even gotten past the gargoyles in DAS desu
don't know where to go in that game
>>27789675
if you're on pc i can coop with you through the gargoyles, also youre in the right area for the start of the game
Is it worth getting Dark Souls 3 if I've not played the others?
>>27789727
I appreciate it but I won't be playing DAS for a while because I've got uni work
but when I graduate in a few weeks I can NEET it up and hopefully blast through it
>>27789746
They're all basically their own story and only very slightly linked. Dark Souls 3 would probably be the best option for a newcomer since it is the most polished.
>>27789784
Are they as hard as stated, or is it a case of "don't be a fucking retard and it's okay"
>>27789062
What if it's a qt girl?
>>27789804
Definitely a case of "don't be a fucking retard and it's okay"
The games are a challenge sure but the whole "DARK SOULS IS THE HARDEST GAVE EVER" meme needs to die. Games these days hold your hand through everything with waypoints, tons of health, your character is basically a god and none of the enemies are treatening.
In the Souls games it actually respects the player. You have to find your own way through the game and you wont get a pop up on the screen saying shit like "THIS ENEMY IS WEAK TO ICE, USE AN ICE SPELL"
Again, the difficulty thing is a meme. You will die loads when you first start playing but after a while you will get used to the mechanics and it's much better.
>>27789784
I would honestly recommend him playing DeS, DaS1, BB and then 3 but if he is thinking about getting 3 and doesn't really want to dive into the whole series, he should really just play 1 before getting 3.
>>27789804
Nah, the difficulty was mainly due to newbies not knowing you had to upgrade your shit to avoid having to hit an enemy 9999 times with your drakesword/broken sword
In other words it was difficult because the game conveys information so badly to newcomers that the real struggle is against the design itself.
I say this as someone who has put like 400 hours into both.
In short, all you need to know is:
Find out how to upgrade your gear.
If you're doing stats (I usually stop at SL 30-50 so it doesn't get too easy) then build well.
Some enemies are easier to dodge, some are easier to tank with shields.
Do your first play with a lot of shield use,
second with dodge and dex,
third with a mixture and parry
>>27789851
Mate just use the "dark souls is the hardest thing ever xD" to spot who the absolute retards are. It's clear they went into DaS thinking it was like every other modern video game, where you have your hand held, you get a lovely massage after every enemy killed with the devs whispering "good job stud, you're the greatest" in your ear, so when they come across a game which simply doesn't hold your hand, it blows their mind. Whenever I see someone mention it being hard I can instantly ignore everything else they are saying.
>>27789851
>In the Souls games it actually respects the player
No, that's the real meme.
Maybe in 3 now it's polished by these games are ridiculously shit about their conveyance of information and mechanics to new players and not on purpose either, it's just the typical cryptic jap shit, similar to when people first put out games that needed a copy of nintendo power to figure out because it was ridiculous like an invisible wall with no indication its invisible that you press A on to advance the game.
The game and its design will punish you as much as the actual battles you'll fight through, rising above the shitheap is what provides the satisfaction and eventually becoming the lord of this shitheap that so many give up on.
This might not apply for 3 though, looks pretty high budget.
>>27789675
>>27789747
I'm literally in the same boat. Just started DaS the other day but uni work has halted progress. Which is bullshit because I've been wasting time watching DaS3 streams instead of just focusing on the work.
Suicide Squad looks decent desu
>>27789956
I'll take "things nobody agrees with" for $200 Alex
>tfw you will never be maiden astaeas faithful knight
>>27789976
fuck off Yank twat
>>27790003
>tfw you will never be Lady Maria's personal fuckslave
>>27790059
no thanks mate, ill stick with my pureblood demon qt who never, ever, ever, did anything wrong
>>27789976
FOYT
>>27790072
>demon?
*unsheathes cainhurts katana*
>I hunt demons
*quicksteps behind you*
>nothin' personal kid
>>27790152
dexfags needing to be taught a lesson again
>>27790059
Maria is for bullying
Put a DONK on it
bl0x
do you bully new players in souls games /britfeel/?
>>27790194
No, I am the bullied one and I'm not even a new player.
>>27790183
Maria-chan definitely should have been easier but she is NOT for bullying.
>puffy vulva
Nice
>>27790293
I only bully low level players in DeS and DaS1 so you should be okay.
>meme souls
souls series ended with demons souls, das1 was a pathetic attempt to restart the series and i dont even acknowledge the other titles
cucks
>>27790328
What did you not like in DaS1?
What class will you be starting with lads?
Herald for me.
>>27790342
its a meme
a meme
>>27790357
not looking at the pic desu, been avoiding all info about 3 since it got announced, will be going in completely blind and I'm pretty hype about it
>>27790362
Okay but you said it was a pathetic attempt to restart the series, I'm just wondering what you didn't like about the game exactly.
>>27790366
classes available
warrior
knight
assassin (thief + mage)
thief
cleric
herald
pyromancer
deprived
mercenary (dual wield dex)
herald (spear)
To get this ending, you need to kindle the bonfire after defeating the Soul of Cinder. Simply go up to the bonfire, and select "Yes". There are no pre requirements for this, and it's a basic ending.
For this ending, you need to find the eyes in Dark Firelink Shrine. They are hidden behind an illusionary wall at the end of the corridor by the blacksmith. Once you have these, return to the Firekeeper and give her the eyes.
Now, you need to get to the end and defeat the Soul of Cinder. Once you do this, do not interact with the bonfire. Instead, look to the left of it and you'll see a summon sign for the firekeeper. Summon her, and the "The End of Fire" ending will play out.
or this ending, you need to find the eyes in Dark Firelink Shrine. They are hidden behind an illusionary wall at the end of the corridor by the blacksmith. Once you have these, return to the Firekeeper and give her the eyes.
Now, you need to get to the end and defeat the Soul of Cinder. Once you do this, do not interact with the bonfire. Instead, look to the left of it and you'll see a summon sign for the firekeeper. Summon her, and the "The End of Fire" ending will play out.
During the last 8 seconds when the screen is fading to black you want to attack the Firekeeper. Doing this will result in a new ending.
Very long winded ending. It involves the Yoel of Londor and Yuria of Londor Questline. As well as Anri of Astora. The video above will go through all the steps as it is complicated to achieve. The ending has you essentially become the Lord of Hollows.
You marry Anri, and then take the flame from the bonfire at the end. To marry Anri though he/she has to last long enough to reach Anor Londo. You must talk to her at each of the spots shown in the video above.
>>27790357
Always had a thing for quality builds so the obvious choice would be knight or mercenary. Assassin would be something new and fresh, if sorcery turns out to be shit or OP i can fall back to using weapons. I just don't know senpaii'm actually not a brit
>>27790423
>read as far as class available
>stop
wew lad, noice try
>>27790372
well basically im a homo that sucks dicks
lots of dicks
>>27790433
shut the you fight solaire fuck up faggot
After last night no one new has fallen for the phishing
Got a few theories
>as it was a mass email it went straight to spam
>as it was a mass email, someone in authority looked into it and warned everyone
>the main girl is too smart/smarter than the others and is especially on guard after previous failed ploys
Poleaboo is wondering if there is any reason not to set his wed browser to "remember history", he has done so for a decade out of paranoia and habit but now that he has purchased a 4chan pass, it seems it would be in his best interest to remember history as he would not have to login again every time he opens his web browser
Poleaboo found his job search book
Job Centre appointment is at 2.10pm
Literally just made up a few jobs to pad it out
Anon is wondering when Poleaboo will fucking drown himself
Anon is wondering what to get for lunch, perhaps a pork and apple pie with some chips from the butchers
Anon is still wondering when Pleaboo will drown himself.
Can I use the job centre if I have a job?
>>27790800
There's no jobs there to look at
>>27790357
Continuing the deprived tradition so it's easy to bounce between builds for an initial run. I'm 100% dark and have no idea if they made strength weapons not-dogshit, so a level playing field means I can try everything out.
>>27790832
>>27790800
kek, fucking kids
"Job centre" is just a name, rebranding of the dole office
All you can do is use the computers there to access the universal job match website
>>27790705
why bother getting a job when you're getting sent to the slammer soon
>>27790873
Mine has phones no computers
>>27790891
News articles usually bring up your employment status
Though I'm not sure if I want a job, the number of jobs I genuinely apply to would indicate not
>>27790873
What?
This is what I imagine if I were to go to the job centre:
>sit down with an advisor and discuss my skills
>talk about the kind of job I'm looking for
>they give me advice about the type of work I would be suitable for and whether it interests me
>they take notes and look at vacancies that would be suitable
>next appointment they have a portfolio ready of potential jobs that we go through and discuss whether or not to they're something I want to apply for
>they draft me a CV and cover letter if I choose to apply for something
If that's not how it works, then bulldoze it.
>>27790920
Maybe 10 years ago but not now famalam
has anyone had any experience with fluoxetine or sertraline? GP said i should probably take some but I dunno about side-effects
>>27790920
Poleaboo would like to summarise an average job centre appointment
>sit down waiting to be called (time waiting will be longer than your actual appointment)
>asked how you are
>hand over your book
>they browse it
>shill the Universal Job Match site
>get you to sign on
>time taken fiddling with the electronic signing is longer than the time taken speaking to you
>leave
>>27790920
you delusional fucking CHILD.
here's how the jobcentre works, you fucking normie:
>sit down
>"looked for work?"
>"yeah"
>show the "work coach" a list of jobs in your "diary" (most of these are faked, don't worry, they're not checking)
>vague mention of universal jobmatch
>electronic signing on system that takes forever to work
>leave through a haze of weed smoke
oh, and there's a 1 in 5 chance that you'll be sanctioned for some absolutely bullshit reason.
>>27790945
took sertraline gave me shooting pains in my brain and weight gain
How is /britfeel/ going to stop chaddington and estacibeth from turning up the northampton meet, taking pictures and posting it all over social media?
>>27790965
That sounds more like someone turning up to collect their bennies. I'm turning up to look for a job.
>>27790997
Poleaboo will say that occasionally they'll give you a mildly outdated list of jobs you can apply to and push you onto a program like NU-TRAXX that will turn out to be some kind of scam
Bitch takes 50 quid to ruin my CV and email me (and 15 other people) ONE job a week
>>27790997
I turned up to look for a job. That is EXACTLY how it worked for me. I was expected to apply for 10 jobs a day. Over two weeks that's 140 jobs. There's not 140 jobs available in my area at one time, apart from some hilariously inappropriate jobs in industries I have zero qualifications for.
The jobcentre is not there to find you a job. Get that moronic notion out of your head.
>>27790357
Never seen the classes before, but Herald seems the one for me
I like spears and I like using Cleric abilities
>>27791044
>10 jobs a day
Poleaboo apply to less than 14 every 2 weeks
>>27790997
not the other guy but you basically shouldn't rely on the jobcentre to help you. the people working there are jaded and bitter after years of funding cuts and seeing people abuse the system and don't want to help you. as far as they're concerned, you're just there for the benefit money. if you want a job you're gonna have to do it the hard way - going up to places of employment directly and handing out cvs. the jobcentre will not help you anon.
>>27791044
>jobcentre
>not for jobs
>job centre
>no jobs
>centre for jobs
>there aren't any
???
>>27790997
If you're looking for a job then don't bother with the jobcentre or getting on bennies. If you want a job then look for it yourself.
JC is for bennies. Nothing else.
>>27791085
I can't sign on for benefits because I have too much in savings.
>>27791119
forego the jobcentre altogether then. good luck on your search
>>27791085
>going up to places of employment directly and handing out cvs. the jobcentre will not help you anon.
Poleaboo used to do that but then he became jaded after he was clearly ignored when he could see the "help wanted" adverts still up a week after he applied without receiving a call back
Who's the celebrity 3some? Anyone know?
>>27790968
By not turning up
>>27790968
From what I heard it was being organised by some arab guy in his dad's place. So have fun funding terrorism.
>>27791281
What is this, OK! magazine forum?
>>27771336
Waifu post~
Just sent a message to arrange counselling with my uni. Depending on how it goes I might see a GP afterwards. Also need to make a CV but don't know how to do it desu~
Hey grammar nerds.
Is it .) or ). when finishing a sentence with parenthesis?
Then, since it's a double closure I'm doing is it )). ).) or .)) ?
I miss being on bennies. Do they still have the work programme? Does a4E still exist? Those were the days.
>>27791281
I would also like to know this, provided it's female celebrities that is.
>>27791450
Makes sense. Robots are good targets for recruitment. Most robots have enough healthy racism to not be drawn into that shit but a clever preacher could still trick a lot into it.
>>27791568
Both
http://www.turnerink.co.uk/punctuation-tips/full-stops-inside-or-outside-of-brackets/
>>27791607
Promises of young virgin women to marry, and a cause higher than ourselves to fight for is something I'm sure appeals to many robots
Not me though. I like pork sandwiches, beer and gay pornography too much to be a muzzie
>>27791538
Poleaboo is glad to see you
>>27791450
Poleaboo might come now
>>27791638
They would be Muslim virgin women too. The ones with mustaches and headscarves.
>>27791568
OUTSIDE
If you put a full stop in the bracket, a sentence itself is like a bracket, with the capital letter being the opener and the full stop being the end.
Think of it like this, which makes more sense,
[ ( ] ) or [ ( ) ] ? Of course it's the second one.
>>27791657
Just slap the bitch around for not having the common decency to shave for their husband
Sorted
>>27791657
careful with that edge now, george
>>27791538
Literally fucking kill yourself you stupid fucking cunt
>>27791281
Remy LaCroix, Riley Reid, Aida Fox
What do supermarkets call stacking shelves?
>>27791715
Stock replenishment?
>>27791715
Shelf monkeys
Had some lemon chicken from the Chinky other day lads
Never been so disappointed in my life
It was like pieces of chicken absolutely covered in lemon washing up liquid. 5 quid down the drain
Stick with the black bean sauce in future I reckon
/end blog
>>27791281
Elton Johns husband.
>>27791800
Fags are incapable of monogamy and everyone knows that so it wouldn't exactly be this big of a deal
>>27791762
I only ever get Singapore chow mein. I've been let down too many times by the shitty gloopy sauces and weird textured meat.
Anyone looking for a flat in Edinburgh, by any chance?
>>27791762
>when your Chinese goes from using the thick noodles to the thin noodles that are more like tramp hair than noodles
*sigh*
Would it be too cheeky for me to put "Full UK provisional driving license" on my CV? Maybe hide it by adding "and passport" ?
>>27791832
>when your Chinese goes from using the thick noodles to the thin noodles t
Fucking ree. Why can't we get some proper bloody noodles
>>27791813
>F*gs
>>>/b/
>>27791813
SO ARE NIGGERS AND IT DON'T STOP THEM
>>27791888
Are schools on holiday?
Who even mentions /b/ anymore except 12 year olds?
>>27791813
>>27791948
>black and a bender and the most important thing in life to me is loyalty
>>27791989
I'm also a bender and the most important thing is loyalty
That doesn't stop the majority of faggots being degenerate cunts who only care about sucking a million dicks before gay death hits
Make a new thread you lazy, fat cunts.
>>27792058
yeah true, but it's not all of us, at least some of us understand the importance of loyalty and commitment
>>27792113
Make a new thread you lazy, fat cunt
Lads, does anyone remember getting a Bender in a Bun from Wimpy?
>>27792169
Is that some sort of gay slang
>>27792188
It's not. It's a thing.
>>27792246
>4.10
fuck that lad
>>27792169
This and a Brown Derby, sixth form luncheon treat.
new one mates
>>27792411
>>27792411
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