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Back to work tomorrow, can't bloody wait edition
Post the waifus lads!
>tfw just ordered this lovely dinner for myself tonight
>>27771351
alri fat boy, is all of it really necessary
>>27771379
yes, who doesnt love a light meal?
Meetup on Saturday in Northampton at the Boston. Who's up for it, lads?
>>27771351
Is that all for you?
can't wait for the inevitable failure of the meetup, will be nice to have some new stuff to add to the OP image
What you listening to lads?
https://dnbradio.com/player
>>27771336
Waifu on the phone with me
>>27771351
Tilde is that you?
One thing that annoys me with this picture: Why is there a "Shariah Controlled Zone" poster of the off license door? An off license sells alcohol. That's the whole point. It's how they make most of their money.
>>27771351
I'd need to puke a good two/three times to get all that down desu.
>>27771400
of course lad
>>27771431
nah sorry
>>27771447
dont know if i would be able to enjoy this wonderful meal if i had to puke to get more down
>>27771443
Don't know but that cheeky Pepe inside the shop cracks me up every time.
>>27771443
Give it a few years lad.
What's the minimum amount of time you should have a job for so that you can list it on your CV and not look like a flaker?
>>27771443
its a roll over from last year, just needed somewhere to put it.
>>27771391
Too far away. In the summer there should be a north, mid, south meet. June, july, august.
>>27771528
6 months
Oh do fuck off robot
>>27771351
Get a load of this fat cunt lads, did your mum pay for it all
>>27771622
no i paid for it :)
>tfw I ate shit all weekend
>Dominoes
>Pizzahut (Objectively better desu)
>Kfc
>Subway
>Maccies
Been on a fast today to ofset the bad eating over the last 3 days. I am very fucking hungry
>>27771586
Nah that's gotta be way too long. Just for a shitty part-time job in retail?
>>27771351
>Getting a burger from the Indian
WHY
>>27771651
no indian stuff there
>>27771650
6 months, no less.
2 years is ideal when moving into a better job
>>27771651
takeaway burgers are STILL better than mcdonalds burgers.
>>27771669
What takeaway does donner if not Indian?
>>27768892
Why're you doing this to me mate. Why.
Getting a chippy then I'm gonna get wankered lads. Hope you all have a good night.
>>27771676
I'm not doing 6 months of this shit. I'll give it 6 weeks max.
>>27771731
Sounds good flaker
>>27771709
On a sunday?
>>27771742
How is wanting to move on to a proper job flaking?
Leaving after a few shifts is flaking.
>>27771751
I don't have work tomorrowor ever
>>27771775
Oh, have anyone joining in or is it alone?
>>27771679
Behave lad
Are Belle & Sebastian normie-tier or robot-tier, lads?
Also post what you're listening to I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4hWFjaoGM
The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love
>>27771789
Alone, I don't have any real friends
>>27771336
>tfw no doink
>>27771773
Because that's just the way the world works. If you leave less then 6 months you will be asked in interviews why you left your old job so early.
Me and the lads
ococ
>>27771706
Come on minecraft lad. Where are you.
>>27771889
Why would I leave it before getting a new job?
>>27771910
Wew, I didn't know Halo had weeb mods.
>>27771838
Probably the most robot lyrics of all time in that song. Sort of makes me embarrassed to like it so much.
It's getting cold, need someone to cuddle with desu.
>>27772110
What exams, lad?
>>27772201
gay sex exams
>>27771391
I'll be there if it's only just us two.
Got sacked today for not 'picking it up quick enough', lads.
I'm in Manchester, if anyone wants to make a suicide pact
>>27772278
what was the job?
oc
>>27772278
More details lad.
>apply to jobs
>"This is a permanent role, please confirm you are able to commit to the role and location for a minimum of 12 months?"
>yes/no answer
what do if I might not stay for 12 months? Can I get legally in trouble if I leave earlier? What is the purpose of this question?
I love anime!
oc
>>27772301
If you answer no they won't consider you. If you answer yes, the contract may have a 12 month minimum term. There is no penalty (other than a bad reference) for breaching that contract.
https://www.gov.uk/fixed-term-contracts/renewing-or-ending-a-fixedterm-contract
>>27772341
ok. thnx. i was spooked for a second, my anxiety flared up a bit..
![2e0a434f721b2cfe58f880aa152b6ef8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RXPsUcE.jpg "2e0a434f721b2cfe58f880aa152b6ef8[1].jpg")
>you will never randomly see Kate Bush walking down the street and yell out I'M ALL YOURS BABOOSHKA at her
Why live?
man I love girls with kentish accents
>>27772289
cafe waiter
>>27772298
I'm dopey as fuck and struggled on this one day where it was understaffed and completely packed, and I apparently struggled when it was quiet but that's bullshit
so yeah
fucks sake, really want some chocolate. Time to go to the shop...
>>27772466
Are you underaged or just so retarded you're doing your GCSE's at age 20?
I want to have a gf really bad
>>27772432
Made a special effort to see her at the Apollo for her first night of the Before the Dawn concerts and was wholly disappointed at how much she had let herself go.
It was like watching my mate's mum do karaoke.
>>27772449
Waiter is a hard job lad, I couldn't do it.
You're outside your local having a fag and drinking your brew of choice and he comes up to you for a chat. What do?
>>27772488
Are you at least ONE of the following
>rich/high status job
>attractive
>>27772278
I'm in Manchester. I'll go to the pub before jumping straight into a suicide pact
>>27772526
alright dave? when you going to be kicking out the niggers then huh?
>>27772526
So did you steal that pint m8, or did you just "legally avoid paying for it"?
>>27772526
tell him to get the round in the rosey cheeked belter
>tfw headphones on, listening to James Bay wishing I had a gf and just wasting my life away
When will it get better lads?
>>27772530
I look alright I guess, I'm a sports coach so no
>>27772526
I just realised how much cameron resembles eggman
>>27772513
We do them at 14 by the way, so mods please ban this retard for 4 years until he old enough to post here.
>>27772526
Try and get a job through nepotism.
>>27772110
I've got A2 Exams in 60 or so days. Turned 18 last November.
>tfw gonna breeze through them because I picked easy as shit subjects
Feels good. Until I've finished them and realized I fucked my life up by not picking STEM anything.
>>27772574
>James Bay
Normie pleb get out
>>27772639
I'm not a normie, but pleb you can level at me if you want
>>27772629
STEM is a meme, most of the NEETs I know have a STEM degree
>>27772629
Nah, you made a good choice. I'm doing Maths, Further Maths and Physics. Maths is fine, but I don't know whether I can do well enough in Further Maths and Physics to even get in my insurance. Feels bad, man.
>>27772621
You're still underaged. At least tell me what you're studying and hopefully somebody will ban you after that.
guess what band i'm listening to lads
it starts with a d and ends with an s
>>27771528
6 months is ideal, but you can get away with less if it's really unbearable (I quit a bad job after 3 months, and was honest about that during interview for current job). btw, apply for proper jobs while you're employed - you get interviews far more often
>>27772688
deftones? oregano comento
post your tv waifu(s). mine is 18 years older than me
>>27772629
Don't worry about the STEM stuff. I've got a STEM degree but it's without honours so it's fucking worthless. Currently working a job I could have gotten straight after my GCSEs.
>>27772713
The Sciences were piss when I did them. Just cram the CGP books a few days before and I easily got A*/A from that alone. I heard they were reforming the specification to make them harder, so I don't know whether you can still do that.
>>27772682
I'm doing a Business degree. It's just the only thing I'm good at that that isn't something terrible for prospects like English and Film.
>>27772684
I'm on track to get AAB which will get me into my Firm (Exeter). Literally every mock and random test I've done has been at the very least a high C, and it's only been growing since then.
>>27772723
Most degrees are worthless, anon. I'm just doing mine because I'm scared of the outside world and the financial ramifications aren't nearly as bad for me.
>>27771336
Feeling happy today lads.
>>27772748
I'm a year older than you. Don't stress man, you seem switched on even being in sixth form puts you ahead of a certain percentage of the population.
>>27772805
Yeah, I guess so. I'm just looking forward to the freedom of Uni so I can finally properly diet, play vidya and just chill. I've been alone most of my life, I don't care about making friends (although if I get some I wouldn't mind).
My only worry is that I haven't had any sort of job yet. Most of my peers have a part time weekend job, the only ones that don't are the massive social retards and me (>implying we're different). I just want to earn some money because I'm sick of not being able to buy anything or save up well.
>>27772856
I'm on my year out. Being fully in control of what I eat is something I'm looking forward to. Mummies chicken tendies are too delicious and she won't stop buying them.
I'd recommend going out and getting some work, it's why I took the year out, to experience the wage slave life
>>27772765
>A-levels
>black holes and string theory
fucking kek mate you need about 4 years of maths to tackle any of that
>>27772850
normies desu
>just woke up AGAIN
I went bed at 4am how does this keep happening
>>27772890
Nah, he's probably just reading some pop science that puts it in laymen terms. Like Brief History of Time or Magic of Reality.
>>27772918
>ctrl+f geodesic
>0 results
it's trash, like literally worthless
>>27772885
>Mummies chicken tendies are too delicious and she won't stop buying them.
Yep. Not even tendies, but having a mum who's a good cook is the killer of diets. Especially since she cooks for 4 everyday despite there only being the two of us.
>going out and getting some work
Any tips? I did no work experience in school (and regret it a lot), and it seems like just handing in my CV does jack shit.
>>27772977
when you claim it's about the physics of a black hole, yeah
>>27772959
I got my first ever job when I was 15 at my local pub. I don't really have a lot of advice, just send the CV out to loads of places and time when you hand it out. Best handed out when lots of places will be looking for temp work, christmas, summer etc.
>>27772918
kek
Well, you're in GCSEs and posting on r9k. I was stupid to assume you were actually reading about string theory in terms of modular functions, j function, etc
>It's a teenagers take over /britfeel/ episode
Such is life on the weekend.
>>27772629
Be glad you didn't choose STEM. STEM is a meme. Everyone went for STEM stuff so now it's the most overcrowded sector. You'd have more chance of finding a job with an arts degree at this point.
>>27773009
It's just a kid. I was "learning" about black holes at that age too by watching whacky Youtube videos by vsauce. We can't expect him to be doing university level mathematics and post on r9k at the same time.
>>27773036
>I understand
err clearly not mate
>There are people posting in this thread right now that don't remember 9/11
>But they're not underage b&
I feel old.
>>27773061
Ignore him, he's underaged ban. Just be happy he's actually doing some entry tier blackhole stuff that is appropriate at GCSEs and not fingering the playground slut.
>>27773040
Lets all go for a drink lads at the meet up
>nobody old enough
Oh.
Actually, does anyone here not drink?
>>27773044
I got a STEM degree and I've done alright for myself, don't know anyone who became a NEET after graduating other than guys with rich parents who can pay for them to do nothing all day.
I graduated nearly 4 years ago though so I'd like to see someone who's just been sitting on their arse since then.
I guess one of my mates who only had shite HR jobs on and off kind of counts but he's also the only one of us to consistently have a gf somehow.
>>27773018
So if I start looking in October I should be able to get a Christmas temp job? Hopefully.
>>27773077
I remember 9/11 and I'm only just over underageb&. Of course I don't remember everything but I recall coming home from school and seeing buildings fall on the TV whilst my parents sat staring in shock.
>>27773077
I must have been a weird kid,because my reaction to the WTC being blown up was that it would fuck up the global economy.
I was in year 7 at the time
>>27773121
you're an autist
fuck off
>>27773077
>watching Predator yet again last night
>watch through to credits
>1987
>nearly 30 years ago
>>27773118
That's the thing, you graduated 4 years ago. Right now it's a fuckin mess and will become more of a mess because a bunch of geniuses went into schools and colleges and said "GO STEM" and now everyones getting a STEM degree.
>>27773153
>is literally still in school and 14 years old
>calls others normies
get shrekt kid
>>27773146
>There are Year 11s right now who aren't born in the 90s
>This September will be the first year when a 2000s kid will be a college aged kid.
>>27773151
Good thing I've got experience now which instantly puts me several levels above these new STEM grads lel.
Good luck kids.
>>27773178
It is legal to shag girls born in a different millennium than you.
>>27773190
so underaged you aren't even aware that most of us left school at 16
Why are children posting on here and not on normie /brit/ with the other #lads?
Thoughts on the USA (United States of America)?
>>27773202
That too. Internship/work experience/volunteer stuff with be just as crowded due to everyone going for th esame thing.
>>27773190
The problem with underaged b& is that they litter up the thread with their GCSE tier problems that nobody cares about.
We don't care that you're learning about entry level string theory and blackhole bullshit from a pdf.
>>27773209
Comfy feelings
>>27772670
I liked Dredd. It was one of the few action films that I didn't find boring.
>>27773242
Hot shit if /r9k/ had existed when I did my GCSEs I probably would've been that kind of know it all. Kids who are high achievers at that age have no idea what's about to kick them in the nuts when they get a little older.
>>27773242
>whenever someone whines how difficult GCSEs are cause they gotta revise for 20 minutes.
>>27773146
I haven't seen Predator and it's one of my secret shames. I saw it was on netflix so I might actually watch it now
>>27773277
I hadn't seen Back to the Future until last year. Until then whenever there was a reference I'd be like "Heh, yeah..."
Still haven't seen the third one.
>spent 3 hours editing a pokemon crystal ROM
>something fucked up and it didn't save properly, lost all progress
what a waste of a sunday lads
>>27773295
It's shit, don't bother
>kids having problems with GCSEs
I say this as someone that's a total idiot that got mediocre A-Levels and only got a degree by two marks, GCSEs were piss easy when I was 15/16.
>>27773242
>string theory
can't stand it when these little pricks start talking about that, even maths undergrads have no idea and those are the only ones going on to study it
>>27773318
Do good GCSEs even matter any more? They're only really needed for A-levels and generally they just lead onto degrees which you learn in the end don't matter as it's all about contacts and experience.
Then there's other qualifications you can get with lower GCSE requirements that can get you on foundation courses or a job somewhere.
>>27773330
It's like those braindead tards talking about that fucking cat when they mention quantum mechanics
Who they trying to kid, really?
>>27773330
>"learning" about string theory
Watching a Youtube video or reading an article with absolutely no references to the brain numbing mathematics behind it don't count, lad.
>>27773330
Remembered the other day I knew a guy years ago who went for a physics interview at Oxford, said one of the guys waiting in the lobby with them started lecturing them about black holes.
At the time I thought it was great he must have been really smart, only just remembered it now I think it was probably just another brat who thought he was a lot smarter than he actually was and regurgitated pop science bollocks at people.
If you haven't finished a Masters on the matter you don't really know it in STEM desu.
>>27773378
I hate that so fucking much, all those arty "nerd" twats who draw comics online going on about scientific theories like they know them but don't even have the most basic concepts right.
>Le Tesla was the greatest scientist ever
>>27773363
Yeah, GCSEs are piss. I don't get why seemed like such a big deal and their biggest impact was to help me to decide which A Levels to pick and get into summer schools.
>>27773318
they have gotten harder, don't know by how much by, though
>>27773363
As much as teachers say they do, they don't. The only exception is that you really do need to get a C in both Maths and English just to prove you're not a retard.
>>27773295
>never seen any Jurassic Park films
>never seen any Harry Potter films
>only seen the first Star Wars
>only seen one Indian Jones film (temple of doom)
Don't feel like I'm missing much 2bh
>>27773433
they mean a lot more when you watch them as a child.
![1444252806270[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZAurx2o.jpg "1444252806270[1].jpg")
>>27772526
Looks familiar
>>27773408
I only got 4 GCSEs and I got into college on a BTEC and I had to take some maths key skills level 2 which I passed before even the Christmas Break (Got an F in maths but so did my entire year because they lost half the paper)
Still ended up getting into uni, still ended up with no job due to degrees being shit now, still ended up on dole. Ended up getting a job after going through their course shit.
>>27773410
Yeah I remember reading that, because for a good few years they were really easy and everyone was getting high results and it wasn't due to good school performance.
>>27773433
Jurassic Park is pretty cool man. At leas give that a go (the first one) if you don't care about wizard and space laser wankery.
>>27773415
This
Pay attention underage fags, your GCSE's mean shit. Most qualifications mean shit for that matter.
Go for them by all means, but don't be surprised when you're working at McDonalds and getting told what to by someone who left school at 16 and went out and got a job straight away.
>>27773433
You should watch Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Last Crusade if you want to watch two fun action movies. And when I say "fun", I mean in a genuine, exciting adventure way not a quippy, annoying MCU way.
>>27773433
I've never read the Harry Potter books, only seen the films. Yet apparently everyone has read them. I wonder if they're just pretending like me.
why do pakis love bmws so much
>>27773473
When he first posted his trip was "David Cameron's long lost son" or something like that.
>>27773415
One of my biggest peeves back in school was how teachers would be inconsiderate to other subjects and act like their subject was the most important one.
I even remember when one of them even said forget the other subjects, it was like my Biology teacher or some shit.
>>27773597
>history teacher would always continue lesson 5 mins after the bell
>would get in shit with other teachers for being late
>would get in shit with history teacher if I was late from a previous lesson
ree
>>27773597
I had a French teacher like that. She compared the difficulty and elitism of French to that of Maths, Physics, Biology and Chemistry. Me and my friend got kicked out of the class for laughing at her statement.
>>27773433
You're not really they are good but those are all family films really and not all that interesting but people will yell at you until you see them because they are classics.
>>27773597
My Chemistry teacher, who was in his 20's, with a baby face and pitiful bum fluff beard told the Geography teacher that Geography wasn't a real science. The Geography teacher replied with that's not real facial hair.
>>27773694
Sounds like the Geography teacher was into ad hominem.
>>27773433
>tfw don't watch True Detective, The Wire, Game of Thrones or Daredevil
Normies flip their shit when I tell them I don't watch their favourite things
Fucking hell I can't stand the pricks on reddit, the amount of intellectual circle jerking by dickheads in their first year of uni acting like they're geniuses is mental.
This is where that GCSE knob will end up.
>>27773796
I watched the first season of The Wire and about a season and a half of Breaking Bad. They were ok but normies talk about them like they're high fucking art.
Also watched a few episodes of Daredevil and that was ok/ It was way better than the recent Marvel movies; the fight scene in the hall was more exciting and interesting than anything in fucking Avengers 2.
who /bleep/ here?
>>27773496
>One person gets enough GCSEs to go on A-Level
>One person gets enough GCSEs to go on BTEC
>One person does not go to a college or sixth form
>One person does an apprenticeship
>Person on A-Levels ends up at a uni.
>Person on BTEC ends up at same uni on same course.
>Person who does not goes to college works in McDonalds
>Person on apprenticeship does their apprenticeship
>A-level person completes uni, and unless they're a complete Chad and made connections and did placements, does not end up with a job after uni
>BTEC guy, the exact same
>Guy working in McDonalds is now the manager
>Apprenticeship guy now has completed his apprenticeship and has a job
>Uni graduates who don't instantly have a job look for jobs in their field
>Cant find any
>Need money
>Work in McDonalds
>Person they looked down upon for having low GCSEs is now their boss
>Better do what he says, wagey.
>>27773939
>Guy working in McDonalds is now the manager
It's interesting how some girls are so much more prone to fall for phishing emails and repeatedly too
>tfw just took a 1.5 hour assessment for an apprenticeship
IQ test, mechanical aptitude test, numerical reasoning and word reasoning
think I did pretty good
>>27773939
apprenticeship 4 life. wish i started an apprenticeshup when i left school instead at aged 21
>>27774024
what's it for lad?
about to set off on a night walk in a few hours..any other night walkers here?
>>27773929
aye lad. tunes you on? got any bangers for me?
gonna have a wank lads
wanking is great
>>27774113
only when it is cheeky
>>27774045
lockheed martin, mechanical engineering apprenticeship
>>27771336
Fags and weebs out
>/britfeel/ is still not kill
Did I miss much between November and now?
![1452290980308[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OxDXxTw.jpg "1452290980308[2].jpg")
>graduation ceremony is in August
>get an email from admin asking what song I'd like on the music playlist
>ask for Space Oddity (my name is Tom and if I graduate I will have made the grade, get it?)
>rejected for being too old
>>27774159
gays and peado anime posters have taken over
>>27774191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwF6YTLLuc&nohtml5=False
Ask for this, say you will not budge, if he rejects, you will play it yourself.
Poleaboo is watching Pen&Teller on C5
>>27774191
die, nomie, die
>>27774191
>going to your graduation
Fuck off normie, in absentia master race
>>27774226
this desu, normies gotta learn somehow
>>27774191
>Space Oddity
Too old, really? Surely since Bowie died so recently, they would've felt some obligation to allow it. Fucking hell, what sort of plebian uni do you go to?
>>27771351
I had two pizzas, four cheeseburger and about 2.5l of soda today.
Even I think that shit is ridiculous.
>>27774226
I didn't find this stuff as funny when I found out Foreverpandering turned into a massive SJW beta teenager.
>>27774352
>soda
FOY
>>27773999
Time served people at McDonalds frequently get promoted to managers, large McDonalds will have in excess of 10 managers, more if they are open 24 hours.
Helps if you know what you're talking about before you laugh at people kiddo
>>27774226
kek I could just go for that
>>27774244
please don't bully me
>>27774267
I don't want to go but mummy wants to
>>27774305
Fucked my A-levels so I wound up at Herftfordshire. So glad I only did foundation degree so I can do 3rd year at a better Uni.
>>27771336
Wagekek waifu posted thinking about how its sunday night already and all she did was play vidya all weekend
>>27771322
I'm so glad that my job is my hobby. I get to wake up everyday and think, "I'm going to go get paid to do what I would be doing most of the day regardless."
Whats everyone up to? Currently drawing Frames from the walking dead comics. So hot in my room, smell the sweat
>>27774436
What is it lad?
>>27774447
watching shameless and thinking about if I should do some coursework
>>27774436
Which is what? Camwhore?
>>27774447
Going to bed soon, gotta get up nice and early to make my sheckles. I've had a fun sunday shit posting though
>>27774244
>watching Penn and Teller also
>Penn was literally just trashing cards a minute ago
Memes are slowly filtering into real life lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RergWOAFoc
Belinda is best girl
>>27774472
me too lad, time you start?
>>27774447
Watching some lecture for this CompTIA course I'm doing. Once it's over I'm gonna play some vidya but I don't know what to play.
What hobby can I pick up to meet people lads? I have a lot of free time and money and the odd spare room in my house.
Can't think of anything to do with it though.
>>27774529
Warhammer
>>27774519
8:40 with a 35 min drive to work
>>27774082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fX0HUHpBSU
ladddd
>>27774529
anything mate
don't pick up a hobby just for the sake of it, just do something you enjoy
>>27774529
Maybe volunteer somewhere local? If it's somewhere that does something you're remotely interested in then you may meet like-minded people.
>>27774529
Volunteer in a charity shop lad
Lots of qt college/schoolgirls volunteer for work experience and DofE
>>27774555
These trips speak truth. You'll make friends if you share a genuine interest over something
>>27774596
>>27774559
Volunteering does sound like a good way to meet women.
>>27774555
I don't know what I'd enjoy really, I just sit on my arse watching videos on the internet at the moment, that's all I've done for years now really.
>>27774559
>>27774596
Agreed on volunteer, I wouldn't say charity shop. It's dull and smelly.
Office sections of charities are great for QTs, as are volunteer work related to improving the local community or youth around the community as you get a lot of social work students volunteering there.
>>27774665
come on mate there must be something that interests you
I had the worst DXM experience ever yesterday lads and I think i have serotonin syndrome today from all the DXM. thought i was gonna die
>tfw the highly stimulating serotonin syndrome will make it hard for me to sleep and i got wagememery tomorrow
this is HELL FOR FUCKS SAKE
NEET IS BETTER
>I WILL NEVER BE A NEET BARON
WHY EVEN LIVE
Watching xfiles I taped off Spike TV lads. Scully was fine
>>27774710
>BMX
why lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw
>>27774447
Studying. Going through some past paper questions for Further Pure 3.
>>27774665
I volunteer at a modern art gallery. The work can occaisionally be boring, or tedious when dealing with the public, but I've met and chatted to lots of interesting people.
>>27774447
Writing an essay. A little behind on uni work so the next few days will be shit.
Garage or Jungle?
>>27772201
So he can finally get his Television Licence.
>>27774734
This is now a favourite Mitchell and Webb sketch thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSNsOJ4-VwU
>>27774672
>youth around the community
I'm not sure I like the sound of that since I live in a Chav invested shit hole.
I wonder if there's a Katawa Shoujo style school for cripples near me.
>>27774687
Nah just my job, which is R&D science shit and anime. Not a lot else going on otherwise.
>>27774748
I don't really care about art but volunteering at a museum or something would be cool if they let people do that sort of thing.
i wish we had guns it'd be so much easier and less painful to do myself in
the thing that stops me is knowing i'll have to drown myself or hang myself which means I have to be in immense pain for like five minutes before the end
>>27774899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5muY64Oyp10
Classic.
>>27774840
Bloody tough call. For consideration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaFHdm3YA
vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D7K06rnn1o
>>27775057
late garage was so good
https://youtu.be/FjrxolsES6w
>>27774899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwXjm64a3QE
The majority of /britfeel/ers.
>>27775037
drowning is the worst but hanging your dead almost instantly
>>27775108
if I have somewhere tall to drop myself from and I can make that special knot
haven't showered in 2 days
odds i shower
evens i smell
>>27775104
been there
done that
desu desu
Literally got 2 girls uni logins with my latest attempts (funny thing is they've both fallen for similar ploys before)
That brings my grand total up to 4 (uni accounts)
May as well double up and try and get their facebooks
>>27775226
Are you going anywhere or going to be around people? If not why even shower ever?
>>27775277
cyber harassment is a serious crime in the UK polaboo
>>27775104
Reminds me of the time my local corner shop guy took the piss out of me for buying a few cans and asking why I had so few this time in a condescending tone.
Never went to his shop again, just went to the tesco up the road where they never judged.
>>27775288
>Are you going anywhere or going to be around people?
no
>If not why even shower ever?
hygiene
>Sorry! You entered an old password
>Your password was changed about 2 weeks ago
Fucking why...oh fuck, that's the same time I fucked up with that other girls account, they're all on high alert
>>27775302
Could be anyone
>>27775317
hygiene only matters because people tell you it matters
>>27775340
oh dear m8
>literally getting a degree in politics
Just fuck my future prospects up desu
>>27775330
>Could be anyone
yeah could be, but the IPs are usually logged
I can't help put feel (FEEL) things would have been different if he'd loved me back.
>>27775476
I'll love you anonasl?
tfw no NIGGAcock inside my mouth
DAMN
how do i hook up with uncircumcised niggas
>>27775476
>tfw male
>in love with my guy best friend
>he has a gf
everytime we go drinking together we lay down in some random persons garden after the pub shuts and look at the stars
happiest moments of my lifenohomo
>>27775549
punch a policeman
>>27775549
can you pls mind your language anon
>>27775568
fucking gays have it so fucking easy, women are garbage why can't I just be attracted to men
>>27775549
Put some KFC on a fishing rod as bait
Is it just me or is /britfeel/ totally dead tonight?
Fuck me, looking at volunteering work near me it's all either old/dying people or "troubled yoof" stuff.
How the fuck am I meant to meet a qt at any of these.
>>27775645
It's been this way for ages.
>>27775667
could meet a dirty chav gf
>>27775667
Help out at yoof thing and woo a troubled qt
It'll be like the chav version of that film Pretty Woman
who /going fast/ here?
I feel euphoric as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ti2qHHy40c
>failed normies be destroying their brains with SSRIs
>meanwhile real autists like me enjoy demselves
feels good to be autistic. got diagnosed with that shit nigga.
>http://strawpoll.me/7325722
Reminder that there is just over 48 hours left to vote for next friday's movie night.
>http://strawpoll.me/7325722
>>27775788
I voted for Demolition Man because I've been meaning to watch it for ages. Even bought it on blu ray but my brother's got my PS3 so I have nothing to watch it on
SSRIfags are subhumans.
>bohoo i wake up every day and act like a stubborn manchild, why do the SSRIs not help
Just bough a bottle of voddy lads. Gonna drink it all tonight.
>>27775876
have a good seizure
