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Pro-EU booklet came through the post today. Going straight back to Cameron edition
9 hours to go lads
Dull one today dess.
>>27792411
Only booklet I got was anti-EU
>>27792411
>voting to stay
;)
>>27792467
Hello Scotcuck/mudslime :^)
ITS RAINED EVERY FUCKING DAY
FOR OVER A FUCKING WEEK
FUCK THIS COUNTRY
playing some fagtorio, wahey.
>2 more hours at work before I can go home and play DaS3
>>27792491
Where the hell do you live? It's slightly sunny in the East Midlands
>>27792570
west midlands
>>27792454
>Only booklet I got was anti-EU
Same here
>>27792630
>>Only booklet I got was anti-EU
>Same here
Same here
>>27792569
Ugh yea I can't wait till I get home from school today so I can play DS3
>>27792479
>posh boy stressed out that not everyone wants to do what daddy cameron says
;)
>>27792651
>>Only booklet I got was anti-EU
>Same here
>Same here
Same here
>>27792491
>not preferring rain
It stops the fucking chavs going out, I only go out when it's raining
>>27792667
Cameron wants us to stay, moron
>>27792672
>>>Only booklet I got was anti-EU
>>Same here
>>Same here
>Same here
Same here
If you vote to leave the EU you're a cuck.
Oh who am I kidding none of you are old enough to vote.
>>27792664
>school
I hope you mean college or uni you fuccboi
>>27792752
>>>>Only booklet I got was anti-EU
>>>Same here
>>>Same here
>>Same here
>Same here
Same here
>>27792764
Why should we stay?
>>27792767
>>>>>Only booklet I got was anti-EU
>>>>Same here
>>>>Same here
>>>Same here
>>Same here
>Same here
Same here
Poleaboo is back from the job centre
His work coach wanted to see proof he applied to jobs, didn't have any, so he just dropped it, "remember for next time"
The electronic signing thing wouldn't recognise my signature, tried over 30 times
>>27792798
cheaper holidays
Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>27792817
>>>>>Only booklet I got was anti-EU
>>>>Same here
>>>>Same here
>>>Same here
>>Same here
>Same here
>Same here
Nah i got the shitty pro-EU one
Keep having nosebleeds everytime I have nightmares (every 2 nights or so) and yesterday I got a headache followed by a 21 minute nose bleed
is this the end for me? also seeing flashing lights
>>27792896
Maybe you're turning into an anime character. Stop thinking of lewd before you die fampi.
>>27792971
he said nosebleeds after nightmares anon, that's not what happens to anime characters
>>27793005
I don't trust his story.
>>27793022
I've never had nosebleeds because of lewd anime girls anon
>>27792896
no, simply high blood pressure brought on by fear
talk to your GP
(the hocus pocus reason is that the nightmare is your brain's way of telling you something is wrong with your body)
>>27792896
You've been selected by the aliens senpai
This is the end. But not of you completely.
You're moving on
Please come back. I can not live without you. My heart is shattered.
>>27792896
Are you fat? I remember the fat kids in primary school would always get nosebleeds for no reason. Found it really funny desu.
>>27793098
Don't worry anon! She looks like a munter anyway! You can stop waiting now.
>the password to her uni account is some random shit like "amr1709"
>doesn't use the same pass for facebook/hotmail
whhhhhhhhy
>>27793133
I'm closer to being underweight than overweightfat kids had nosebleeds at my primary school too
>>27792411
Gonna post my pro-EU booklet back where it belongs.
Rolled up tight, and inserted right up my arse.
>tfw this morning I had two great rando flatmates lined up for next year
>Now they've both dropped out and I need to find two decent people by Friday
kmn
>>27793242
im not decent and you wont like me at all, but ill stay in my room and never bother you as well as pay my share on time
>>27793264
get up to Edinburgh asap
>>27793274
>edinburgh
welp nevermind
>>27792411
Damn thing woke me up with it's meaty, glossy propaganda slapping against my floor.
Say you're in the armed forces on deployment for a year.
You're clocked on 24/7 right? So by law your salary needs to average at least the minimum wage? Wouldn't that be like a 60k+ salary?
>>27793098
She looks like a chubby 14 year old with a 'lel so randum xD' sense of humor, a tumblr page and can't string two words together IRL without blushing.
That's your problem, your self confidence is dog shit so you think these boring, ugly and uninteresting girls are worth more than you.
For fucksake lad go to the gym and become a weapon, get a job and enjoy your youth and most importantly just keep your dick hard and forget this grasping bitch of a womanlet.
>tfw getting closer and closer to being kicked out of mum's place
>>27793346
Time for a game of "hide the shit"
Guns N' Roses sound really good now lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-u_-Z28uM
>>27793322
these girls are worth more simply because they have a vagina, they will always be worth more
>>27793156
short for amer 1709 desu she still loves you lad x
>>27793285
suck my dick fampai
>>27793398
If that girl were a man she would be an overweight 20 year old with greasy hair, bad skin who's only interests are video games and kpop / alternate weeb shit.
Nearly everyone in this thread needs to get it out of their head that women are something special, that weird trip poster and everyone else needs to see that they are just flawed human beings who have insecurities and defects like the other 90 billion humans that ever lived.
>>27793465
you really are naive to think girls are the same as boys and how they are viewed in value, girls by being girls are simply more valuable, more cared about and worth more
>>27793482
t. I have literally never worked in an office or in any professional role alongside women
Took a fat bird back to my flat last night she turns round and says i'm not fucking you just because i'm fat. told the bitch gtfo
>>27793465
This girl pictured has very high social value.
Imagine the social value of her male equivalent.
>>27793558
t. someone who has never seen dating and relationships
the only people who beat out women in terms of value are chads
>>27793346
What's she doing lad?
>>27793581
And to think, I offered to go to Canada to fuck her if she paid for my ticket. Wew buddy.
>>27793346
What'[s the deal with mum?
>>27793602
Refusing to tolerate a parasitic leech living with her I presume..
It's obvious that women are more valuable, for the simple reason that they have to be alive and well to bear children. Theoretically society could function with 1 man to every 10 women. That's the way we are going as well. Modern sexuality and apps like Tinder make the majority of males in modern society increasingly redundant.
>>27793604
I talked to her for a bit and she seemed nice but then just started ignoring me.
>>27793558
That just proves his point even further you moron. I work in an office/company of mostly women and I can tell you that the women are always told that their erratic emotional outbursts are acceptable. Whenever any of the men here display even the slightest form of disagreement or discontent with something, they're basically told to just bottle it up and get on with it.
Fuck off feminist shill, go preach "equality" elsewhere
>>27793346
You don't have to put up with that mate. She brought you into the world, she has an eternal duty to care for you.
>>27793581
>that greasy face you could cook a full english brekkie on
No thanks
>>27793639
>bear children
>>27793647
She ends up ignoring everyone unless they're a trip or aggressive and into daddy/daughter play.
>>27793639
>1 man to every 10 women
It used (in the neolithic period) be 1 man to 17 women, they weren't as slutty then however and would stick that one man.
Nowadays it's just every girl fucking as many of that 10% as they can.
Stephen fry's in a bit of shit
>>27793810
>le overweight slimy smug peado face
>>27793810
hasn't that batty old cunt topped himself yet?
every other week he's acts like an old queen and 'storms out' of twitter
>Article on DM site reveals the most creepiest professions and hobbies/characteristics of all
>States that men are found to be more creepy than women
>6th on the profession list was being unemployed
>Top of the characteristics list was looking at someone before going over and saying something
Can hardly say I'm surprised.
>>27793832
>looking at someone before going over
How are you meant to know they're there? Bizarre.
>>27793832
>Daily Mail
>Magician man disposes of litter responsibly
>>27793648
>told that their erratic emotional outbursts are acceptable. Whenever any of the men here display even the slightest form of disagreement or discontent with something, they're basically told to just bottle it up and get on with it.
That's because men are rightfully held to a higher standard, because they are superior to women.
Everyone in my office knows that if you want something done, you get a man to do it, not one of the whiny bitches. Shit even the women come to see a guy other another women if it's something important needs doing.
>>27793810
What's he done? At a guess, he's been noncing young boys. Definitely seems the sort.
>>27793901
He was talking about safe spaces and said this
>>27793882
Wrong, the 10% of eligible men are superior to women. The rest, i.e us, are essentially just oxygen thieves. We will provide nothing useful to the world or it's population, all we do is consume.
>>27793953
That's pretty funny, although it's not really a surprise that an old, rich, white man has awful views.
>Phish a bunch of random female university students
>add their phone numbers to my phone
haha
felt intelligent watching that 4 part obama documentary
now it's back to watching shite like better call saul
what are some documentary you can recommend me lads
>>27794008
What documentary is it? It better have highlighted all his failures and portrayed him as a terrible president.
>>27793832
for anyone interested
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3533644/Are-creep-Experts-reveal-behaviours-freak-people-staring-touching-talking-sex-clowns-creepiest-all.html
>>27793997
What's the point? You think you'll be able to randomly call them up and chat them up to the point where they want to meet you, and then to not be repulsed but actually want to have sex or a relationship?
If it's just to have girls' numbers on your phone then you may as well just make them up. Or add a bunch of escorts if your friends are so nosey that they demand you ring them to prove their legitimacy.
>>27794041
>>"creep experts"
I want to wake up now.
>>27794047
>If it's just to have girls' numbers on your phone
It's this
>then you may as well just make them up.
not the same
>friends
ha
>"Perhaps unsurprisingly, clowns came in first place as being the creeepiest profession, followed by taxidermists, sex shop owners, funeral directors and taxi drivers."
>tfw Fake Taxi has eroded all trust in a historic and respected profession
>>27794115
it's people pretending to be taxi drivers just to rape drunk girls that did it
>>27794115
And yet people still take taxis or use stuff like Uber.
>>27794149
Uber has way more potential for rape/violence as well, yet people flock to it.
![EPORNER.COM%20-%20[199798]%20Ass%20Licking%20In%20The%20Taxi%20(720).mp4_snapshot_18.26_[2016.04.11_16.09.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mWq8KK0.jpg "EPORNER.COM%20-%20[199798]%20Ass%20Licking%20In%20The%20Taxi%20(720).mp4_snapshot_18.26_[2016.04.11_16.09.45].jpg")
>>27794115
Based Fake Taxi. More porn needs the women rimming the man.
>>27793953
This is a guy who has made like 50 programs whining about his manic depression
The message is good though
>>27794170
Yep. And then they complain about it.
>>27793953
Yeah but he's right. Things shouldn't be censored just because they might upset someone.
>>27794183
>she will kiss her kids with the same mouth
fucking women
>>27793098
A trip fag known as I will wait has wondered into your garden.
>>27794115
Why are funeral directors considered creepy? Most of my job is dealing with the families, not the deceased.
>>27794305
Who are you to say how people should feel over things?
Now hold on while I tell you what you can and cannot say.
>>27793953
>Muh depression man calling out others on self pity
Fat nonce
>>27794340
Sorry? That's not what I said at all. I'm saying they should put up with it and not restrict other people's access to it because of their feelings.
How come people sometimes say "get your leg over" when referring to sex? What is your leg going over?
>>27794396
Her legs? So you're getting your leg over to get get your dick wet.
>>27794317
Some cuck will get to taste his dingleberries
Poleaboo got sanctioned today
>>27794396
You put your leg over her so that you can put your dick in. The mechanics of sex are actually quite awkward.
>>27794357
Was just being cheeky over the whole censorship thing and how the censors of the moment think their opinion overrides everyone else's, but my way with words leaves something to be desired.
Listening to some 1999 Stereophonics. Fucking hell the nostalgic feels lads.
what can i do with my life if i dont want to get a shit job or go to uni?
>>27794558
Kill yourself my man
fuck off robot
>>27794574
bit rude
i wonder why you say that
>>27794558
NEET up
>>27794589
>i wonder why you say that
He's an angry wagecuck
>>27794558
Devote it to vigilante justice
>>27794558
live with your parents.. forever
just feel like i'm too much of an autist for uni and the socialising that goes with
and a shit job sounds too depressing
for fucksake.
>>27794305
Don't really see how safe spaces are censorship. It's in the name, they are just spaces, it's not coming from the government or anything.
>>27794658
>just spaces where anything I don't like isn't allowed
Going to send him an email
>Due to suspicious activity concerning your account, you must answer this security question before we process your stage 2 appeal
>What city was your mother born?
Indian cunt, failed/dropped out, his mum is sick
>>27794678
These spaces are almost always private land/organisations. What is the problem? You can disallow anything you want in your own house, I'm not going to bother you about it.
>>27794658
Which would be fine if these spaces were confined to your bedroom. But they aren't, they want them extended to schools and unviersities, and pretty much all public places (what Fry is talking about).
It's literally a "I don't like it so neither should you" mentality.
>>27794691
What the fuck did he do to you Amir? Leave the poor guy alone.
Is anyone else really fucking sick of the amount of indian pop music that's crept onto the radio over the last few years?
I can't go a day without hearing bollywood shite. Every fucking song sounds the same, and they broadcast hours of this shit every evening.
>>27794723
stop listening to bbc asian network
>>27792869
I finally understand Moz.
Fuck my life.
>>27794706
Allegedly he was the one who found and circulated his blog amongst the amusement park workers
He's just a link in the chain
>>27794723
Stop listening to Heart or BBC Asian Network/1
>>27794558
Start a business. I made a thread on /g/ about this there were many mad studycucks
Like this guy >>27794574
>>27794763
>Start a business
Award for the vaguest answer in history goes to...
>>27794763
link to thread pls
>>27794589
>>27794640
Just sounds like laziness or setting yourself up for failure. 'Autism' is not an excuse for not going to uni. Socialising is not a requirement for getting a degree.
You either go get a degree or learn a skill, or have some shitty dead-end job in a supermarketor become a miserable neet
>>27794699
Universities aren't "public places". Also an extreme minority of people have been controlling what people think and say through schools for as long as schools have existed, why is it suddenly an issue when that control actually benefits minorities?
>>27794798
but i literally have no money to my name at all
surely uni loans don't cover absolutely everything; do they?
>>27794748
Don't fuck with someone who's got a sick mummy. I will report you.
>>27793953
ooo trivializing child rape, it's over for him.
I have to agree with the SJW on this one, a) PTSD is legit b) it's well known that movies can trigger it.
>>27794798
degrees are worthless, if you don't have social skills you won't gain any of the shit employers actually want
>>27794807
It's not "suddenly" an issue
It's ALWAYS been an issue, and continues to be an issue. No one against this shit actually defended it in the past so I don't know what point you're trying to make.
>>27794826
>Actually agree with the general concept of trigger warnings but the phrasing makes me fucking rage for some reason
>>27794792
https://warosu.org/g/thread/S53972071
>>27794816
They do. You can also get a maintenance grant if you're from a low income family. I'm not sure how much they give you but I think it's enough to live on if you're frugal enough
>>27794807
It's the minority that want to control the majority in these public places, such as universities and schools. They fear knowledge, which is ironic given the environment.
>>27794832
This. So many autists go to university and end up NEET anyway because they have no social skills. Study and work are two different ballgames.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAG49gB8BPE
>It's a big hench black bloke fucks my roommate while I jerk off like the dirty dog I am
Hate these episodes
>>27794948
You are literally a cuck. If you live with someone who isn't family then you're in a relationship with them, and they've having sex with a stranger, making you the cuck.
>>27794903
i'm not from a low income family though i'm just a fuck up
i'm also 23 and have no idea how uni loans work
is it too late for me?
>>27794733
>>27794759
I'm not. It's just the BBC's local station.
>>27794907
No they don't, they are looking for a way to end the discriminatory histories of these organisations.
>Browsing through some Ben Dover videos
>Getting nostalgic at the production qualities and the overall 90s look of it all.
Think I'm gonna go play some GTA V now.
>be first generation muslim immigrant to the UK
>intentionally move to a country where 1/6 people smoke
>complain loudly at the bus stop that smoking is disgusting and you don't want to be around it
>when large bald man tells you to shut up just yell louder and tell everyone that allah will punish them
>do all this in a barely understandable accent and then mutter to yourself in your native language the rest of the time
What universe do these people exist in?
>>27794558
apprenticeship
Is daredevil worth watching?
>>27795161
>"intentionally move to a country where 1/6 of people smoke"
Do you honestly think they know or care? Don't think they base where they are going to move on global smoking figures you autist.
>>27795161
This is when you extend the borders of flavour country and go for the double smoke
>>27794894
FUCK OFF YANK CUNT
>body decides to become supersensitive towards insulin all of a sudden, eventhough it was way less sensitive int he noon where it shoulud be highest
>this randomly occured and no professionals in the fucking world would be able to find an explenation whcih would make me able to foresee this the next time
fuck this disease lads
Be me
"18
Can't get into college
Just fuck me up
>>27795190
>tries to quote
>puts quote in greentext
>also puts quote in quote marks
>doesn't know how to auto generate greentext quote replies
>calls someone autist thinking it is an insult
Welcome new friend, bit early for the summer crowd isn't it?
I start my very first paid job on Wednesday at the grand age of 23. Is it weird that I am fucking bricking it?
>>27795179
Yes it is. The first half of season 1 is slow but second half and season 2 are action packed.
>>27795268
Virgin.
>>27795190
Also a virgin.
>>27795190
>not finding out everything you can about a country you intend to spend the rest of your life in
>implying that this is a forgiveable thing
You fucking idiot.
>>27795280
Nah, it's perfectly natural. Anyway, you'll be fine.
Good luck man.
>>27795280
Nah mate. bricking it is totally understandable.
You'll be reet though. Just go with the flow and understand that you won't get everything straight away, give yourself time to adjust.
>my NEETcancermum complains about her pains and discomfort and blaa
>my aunt (mum and her are twins so very similar genetics) who wagekeks rotatingshifts is in better condition and never had cancer
>mum she actually had cancer before
>tell her 1000 times to eat healthier and do some exercise
>hur dur muh daily coffee and cake
>hur dur i cant eat apples, muh stomach,bananas make me fat
going to have a wee now lads.
>>27795303
yeah mate, I'm sure they can use their camels or their curry to research statistics for every single aspect of life in the UK. Mad how people like you exist.
>take dxm
>makes your dick stop working because of the antidepressant capabilities
>dont even care cuz circumcised anyways
>>27795376
Slight trickle or a mighty hydro-pump that could crack the porcelain?
WE NEED DETAILS DAMMIT
>>27795161
At the end of the day kid, they're here for 'muh welfare state'.
>>27795095
Are mummy and daddy out of the picture? You can google all the stuff about loans and grants.
Definitely not too late mate, there's plenty of 30+ year old students around
Lads, post waifus
>>27795469
Sexy Midnight Superstar desu.
>>27794463
I don't really get it. Her legs are spread more than yours surely. Do they mean both your legs over one of hers?
>>27795422
This is the 2nd dxm thread I've seen on r9k the past 12 hours. Funny thing is I've been heavily binging on the drug for months now. Would never have expected to see other robots interested in this.
>>27795113
The only discrimination in universities is towards white people or men.
>>27795494
No, just one. If you were to lay down you'd be scissoring.
>>27795568
They are white institutions that ave always discriminated heavily towards any minorities. Safe spaces are an attempt to disconnect universities from their disgraceful, racist pasts.
Says it all when the sort of people opposed to them are fat elites like Stephen Fry.
>>27795602
Seems like embracing mediocrity to me.
>>27795602
That's completely false though. So-called "safe spaces" are just a way to shut out anything they don't like, that's all it is. It has nothing to do with an institution's history, which you would need to prove is in any way discriminatory (and if it was, why would a SJW want to attend?).
Fry is no elite either, but he is an important member of the LGBT community for whom safe-spaces should be. He has more authority on the topic than any of these university attendees.
>>27795541
binging? How often are you taking it and what amounts? Are you taking it for its dissociative effects or just as an anti depressant?
>>27795450
>Are mummy and daddy out of the picture?
yes they are
>You can google all the stuff about loans and grants.
will do, thanks
>>27795596
I thought we were already laying down. Maybe it's one of those things you can't understand until you've done it.
>>27795748
The only reason a guy would lie down during sex is to get bummed.
>>27794907
>It's the minority that want to control the majority in these public places, suc as universities and schools. They fear knowledge, which is ironic given the environment.
>>27795701
Don't think I need to "prove" that British education is historically discriminatory.
White people shut out blacks and women for years because they "didn't like them", but now the boots on the other foot and pathetic white man-babies are bawling about it. Get over yourself.
Also white gay men are one of the least discriminated against minorities, because there are traditionally a lot of them in the elite class. Even people like Churchill basically had no problem with gay men, as long as they weren't openly camp.
Moved into a flat on my own now lads, think on sunday I'm going to stay nude and in bed all day, going to change bedding/shower the night before going to shitpost and watch peep show all day (with headphones so chavs passing by don't kill muh immersion
>>27795792
>striving to be dumb
fuckoff normie
Really want a pizza but they don't deliver and I'm scared to walk all that way.
>>27795806
i love peep show. wish i could share your idyll anon
When you nut but she keepz succi succi
>>27795802
Just don't moan when standards inevitably slip as a result of this forced inclusiveness and diversity
>>27795776
Yeah ok, I'm completely lost.
>>27795806
>(with headphones so chavs passing by don't kill muh immersion
It's Peep Show, cleanshirt. Will make it even realer if anything.
>>27795792
>he wrote it out instead of copy and pasting
what an autist
Flats near me can be rented for 40 bong a week but they're infested with druggies and chavs
But 40 bong per week...
>>27795880
how do you get those shirts so clean
>>27795888
FOURTY PER WEEK fucking HELL mate where are you renting, 1991?
>>27795312
>>27795351
Thanks lads. I'm just worried because the offices are really fancy and I only have two ill fitting suits, about 4 shirts and some fairly scruffy shoes. So i'm worried that I'll look like a bit of a tramp.
>>27795888
where is this?
Fucking bargain, though keeping out of the way of the idiots would be impossible in the long run
>>27795859
I don't care about "standards". Also why the hell would you think that will be the outcome. Will people do worse in their exams because they aren't allowed to take along their lucky nazi armband. Startling logic.
>>27795802
>Don't think I need to prove my wild claims
You do. Given that education has been compulsory for almost 150 years.
These are not institutions pumping out racist propaganda like you seem to believe, in fact they are very left wing which is why these so-called 'safe space' advocates have so much weight.
>>27795888
ask neighbors about pests and things like bedbugs before you move in. avoid if at all possible, fucking hate bedbugs
your neighbors will probably be loud and chadly- if you can't hold your own in a public shouting match you will probably be very uncomfortable.
>>27795912
>>27795923
A magical place called barrow island. Where the streets are littered with dog shit and you can't sell a house at market value
>Tfw northern
>>27795949
>wild claims
you can stop here. It's clear that somebody as racist as you will never be able to acknowledge the crimes committed against the minorities of this country.
>>27795976
>neighbors
foy
>>27796028
>racist for not thinking universities are racist
Are you for real?
>>27795888
Fuck me I spend more money than that on pizzas in a week.
>>27795990
the picure on wikipedia looks depressing as fuck.
leicester here.
>>27795990
>tfw I know those northern feels
That is such an amazing price that I am going to assume that you will be stabbed and raped by a crackhead your first week there.
How do I cook fish lads
Made a thread on /ck/ but it's a normie board and I'm frightened they'll judge and laugh at me?
Pic related is not mine but I can acquire whole fish like it and I've no real experience making filets
>Her facebook security question is "street you lived on when you were 8 years old"
>It's the street she currently lives on
>I know this because I have her uni account with her home details
Every little move is progress that helps you achieve the final goal
One small problem though
Facebook accounts are locked for 24 hours after you reset a password via secret question
This results in the account owner changing/removing the question and resetting before then
Gotta be careful
Gotta be smart
Gotta be patient
>>27796093
Go shop
Find box that says "Fish Fingers"
Preferably birds eye.
The rest is on the back of the box good lad.
>>27796042
Such a violent and aggressive denial of the truth has to come from somewhere. Maybe you are just stupid, or misinformed. But, chances are, like the vast majority of people like you, you are just massively racist.
>>27796091
Thats a dead cert mate. The people who live there are druggies so if i moved in there they'd probably rob me while i was at work
>>27796124
Mate pls I weigh 18 stone and I'm only 5'9
I can't keep eating frozen pies and tendies...fish or chicken
>>27796093
>get some cod fillets
>put in an oven proof dish and cover with milk
>put a little bit of butter in there and some fresh spring onions and chives
>cover in foil and stick it in the oven (about gas mark 6-7)
>leave for an hour and come back to delicious creamy fish that falls apart in your mouth
or
>cook in griddle pan
>tiny bit of olive oil
>when nice and done, squeeze some lemon juice over it
>serve with new potatoes and green beans
the best though -
>make batter from flour, salt, baking powder, tumeric and a can of nice beer, john smiths works well
>coat fish fillet in flour
>dip in batter
>put immediately into very hot fryer
>serve your delicious battered fish with chips and tartar sauce
>>27796201
Holy shit lose some weight.
>>27796133
Apparently racism means using facts, ok then.
>>27796230
>>27796093
Forgot to add fillets is easy.
You're just uncertain because you haven't done it before and they make it look really complex so they look good on tv.
Once you've done it you'll see how easy it is.
http://www.fischfilieren.de/en/component/allvideoshare/video/random/filleting-cod
Give it a go lad
Airite
>>27796093
the thing in your image looks like complete shit
>>27792869
2realtable 2me
>>27795702
>>27795541
respond you cuck
>>27795469
>only 1 other waifu post reply
What the heck is going on?
>>27796117
Probably best you wait until she's on holiday
>>27796255
Again, you think the educational is not racist, and, moreover, has never been. That isn't a fact, it's complete and utter delusion. It makes you look like a tin-foil hat wearer, and undermines any point you try to make.
>>27796201
You must be eating all day. Fucking hell
>>27796361
>holiday
will constantly be posting holiday pics
>>27796338
waifus are dead
post waifufags you miss
>>27796379
Racism isn't real
>>27796379
150 years isn't enough time to catch up to the middle classes? Is this your argument to support unsubstantiated claims?
>>27796274
>A FUCKING ORANGE
>>27796327
Call me a cuck too please.
4 hours 33 minutes till dark souls 3 lads
>>27796410
Only if she has internet abroad. Do it on a travel day
>>27796274
Orange Karl and Satsuma LaRoux best pairing.
>People legitimately shilling dank memes 3 here.
Dark souls 1 is the only good one. Enjoy your shit humanoid enemy designs, autotracking and nonsensical world layout.
got a blister on my little toe as big as the toe
should I lance it or leave it?
It's over lads
I got her email
So excited, gotta take a piss
>>27796516
Lance it
Film it
Post it
>>27796508
dont think you know what shilling means desu mate
>>27796528
What are you going to do with it senpai?
>>27796427
You are only making the concession that the system was racist 150 years ago. Once again, delusion is on display. The system in racist now. You just can't see it because you are lucky enough that it doesn't discriminate against you.
>female is entering the house in an hour
>may be forced to interact with her
any advice lads
>>27796546
Racist towards whites, yes.
>>27796543
I'm reading the conversation between her and her detective right now
>>27795469
I feel like utter crap desu. Would like to lay in bed and waste away.
>>27796569
"Hi mum how was your day?"
>>27795990
Fuck me, there's some utterly awful places in this country
>>27796569
Fill your pockets with treats and throw them at her if you need to distract it
>>27796638
Yeah like the south or Scotland
>>27796569
Wrap your head in tinfoil and your body in a blanket and find somewhere to hide.
>>27795469
>tfw do productive things with the day but still feel like a waste of space
>>27796667
Please stop bullying.
