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So called Islamic State edition
KANYE
UK is gay
low key flexin on all u niggas
>viva la vida isn't said in the song viva la vida
>>57603643
IF IT CAN SO BE CALLED
>>57603687
Finnessed your mom into giving me top
>>57603687
shut the fucc up b
>>57603662
you're gay
Is this map racist
>>57603696
doesn't that just mean glory to life or something?
and the song is about a glorious life
*looks for an image to post*
ah yes this will work
>>57603727
live the life
thailad:
>>57603684
>>57603727
the song title should be said at least once
i have been petitioning chris martin for several years now to change this
>>57603750
how would you like me to prove it?
just bought some dates
never had dates before
not even sure what they are but they look good
>>57603742
What does bix nood mean I see it often
>>57603721
Nah both blacks and whites contribute to those statistics down south
>>57603742
>blarf
fucking collapsed at blarf
blarf
>>57603742
do you think we nigged the neadernigs
>>57603761
timestamped photo near a landmark
Does Thailad do big cums or is he low energy fag
>>57603788
I looked like the lad on the top when I was 15
>>57603546
>So*therners
Never trust a Reb, /brit/
genuinely dont understand neanderthals and homosapiens and all that
>>57603807
I do small cums :(
>>57603829
what do you look like now
What's the equivalent in UK and Australia to this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNYZn8PAfbk&nohtml5=False
>>57603796
>near a landmark
I'm not going to a temple just to satisfy your curiosity. but hol up i'll go downstairs
>>57603841
Shame, you should cut the wanking to less than 4 times a week, then you can have a ripper of a wank
>>57603861
is this guy italian
>>57603877
what is this a reference to
>>57603845
195cm, 80kg, curly hair, strikingly handsome
>>57603879
I wank about 4 times a day tho lad and have done for years even when I've had a gf
>>57603901
nice
>>57603901
>195cm
>80kg
are you a skellington
>>57603897
Jojo
>>57603905
lipstick
>>57603896
italian american. you don't run into guy's like that outside of new york, jersey and boston
>>57603927
yes, but I'm starting to lift
>>57603914
xx
>>57603905
How do people even have the energy to do that, I get really sore in the gooch after 2 times
>>57603941
thought the whole muh heritage thing would've died off by 2016 and everyone would be a random mix
alri
>>57603938
wat
>>57603972
i imagine your willy must resemble one
>>57603866
>>57603796
was going to use my tablet for a timestamp but the sun fucks it up on camera.
hol up
Scared of forgetting how my cat feels as she twitches here in my lap
>>57603991
patiently waiting
>>57603861
That guy is quite handsome Tbh
>>57603968
'ri 'Nochy
based thatcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHGCz6xxiw
i should probably sleep soon, but I look forward to this thaimestamp
>>57603966
he's not pretending to be that way, they legitimately act like that. the new york accent is dying out, though...probably will be non-existent at the end of the century
>>57604037
meant the actual people
they still look italian after 100 years
Why do poortheners pronounce things funny
>>57604053
always try and speak with a mouthful of pie
>>57604020
haha watch the light dude haha
>>57604020
What was that songname now again?
>>57604016
based
*tries to fix you*
>>57604071
Roundaboot
>>57604046
You acting like Italians aren't just an arbitrary shade of brown
>>57604096
Thanks a bunch friend
>when the bf uploads a new vid before bed
ah yes
>>57604113
clearly Hull, nice try though
>>57604113
wish I had your life
you dont even have that good of a job
just a decent lifestyle
>>57604113
you can write in english
very impressive
>>57604086
sauce?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460175203478.webm
IGGY NOOOO
>>57604064
You mean Paiê
good night, all x
>>57604126
>rumbled
fug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TURr4jvBqN8
>>57604173
it's heard to concentrate on the sound when crumbs are being spat in your face
>>57604113
how did you genuinely move to thailand
how did you get a job and that
curious
>>57604174
nn x
>>57604208
Very basically: I knew someone who could offer the opportunity.
>>57604113
could be any pool tbf
>>57604250
so the average person can't do it?
>>57604250
fucking nepotism
when will it be my turn to get handed shit?
The ol' Meg
>>57604287
not if you're as lazy bum with zero skills
those countries will treat you like dirt
>>57604292
really don't know why nepotism is still legal in the world
fucking infuriates me, its literally corruption
>>57604287
If you've got at least a bachelors and a skill valuable to a company, maybe.
Alternatively you could find a "work from home" gig and stay on an ED visa for a few years.
>>57604313
yeah but say if you have a degree from a UK uni, and maybe a bit of experience
>>57604326
how would you honestly ban it
>>57604348
yea but they are very protectionist
best bet unless you can find a company to set you up is see about teaching English
>>57604346
what do you have again
computer science or something
>>57604326
>i don't understand why people love their family
>>57604262
Anticipated
>>57604326
Quit hanging out with losers... It's all about connections
>>57604404
are u fat or is that just a loose shirt
>>57604404
you look cute :)
>>57604404
>thailad is a twink manlet
>>57604404
full skeletal mode
>>57604262
information communication technology
>>57604422
:3
>>57604418
this:
>>57604437
>>57604460
>>57604404
>baggy jeans in tropical weather
>>57604483
long shorts
>>57604490
>long shorts in tropical weather
Thinking about asking for the day off when I need to put my cat down so I can spend the last day with her.
>>57604490
do you HAVe to be able to speak thai
what do you speak at work
>>57604480
kek
>>57604520
>do you HAVe to be able to speak thai
nope
>what do you speak at work
a mix, depends who I'm talking to
>>57604490
>long shorts
>>57604543
also that hat
>>57604543
looking dapper tbf
>i dont wear the same rugby shorts that i've had since year 9 everyday of summer
>i wear fancy long shorts
>shorts
Have never worn shorts in my life cos I have bog legs
>>57604581
>fancy
>long shorts
very excited that we're now all talking about shorts
Hmmm card isn't working in the bank machines
Oh dear
recommend some non autistic shorts for me
>>57604643
any shorts you put on become autism shorts
>>57604643
http://www.carhartt-wip.com.au/store/men/shorts/johnson-short/c-28/c-145/p-85180
>>57604636
>not carrying large amounts of cash on you while traveling
it's like you don't even want to get robbed
>>57604636
go into a bank
might get bow leg surgery
>>57604674
I did, they want any one in it and their machines didn't work either
Going back to hotel to ask desk person
time for some sleep
>>57604669
carhartt is top tier men's wear
just did a nice practice
figured out beatmatching by ear quite nicely, not up to riding the pitch yet tho
it's all about blocking the fucking bpm readouts lads, that shit is TOXIC
>>57604714
yeah carhartt wip is
just regular carhartt is tradie tier
>>57604636
>
Important Notice regarding Maestro cards with IC chips
Many international ATMs across Japan, including ATMs at post offices, are currently not accepting Maestro cards with IC chips. Among the ATMs that accept Maestro cards with IC chips are 7-Bank ATMs (found at over 10,000 7-Eleven stores nationwide) and Aeon Bank ATMs
Card?
called that swedish line last night desu
>>57604739
Visa debit
/fa/ as fuck
>>57604669
not spending that much
>>57604748
what happened?
>>57604768
according to Google, it should work in "post office cash machines,or inside the 7-11 stores"
>>57604691
Bowed legs, are you white
When I went to college and joined a frat, the first rule they told me was "absolutely do not wear cargo shorts."
If you must wear shorts, keep them above the knee.
I wanted to feelspost in /fr/ but there's no thread.
Might kill myself 2bh
>>57604797
Okay cheers m8
Will find one near hotel then
*buttwaters on you*
hilo latino
>>57604810
I am still a little bit freaked out at Thomas the Tank Engine.
>>57604796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s191u0ptPdSe
>>57604831
also I don't know if it works the same way in Japan as here. MAKE SURE you don't forget your card.
Here it gives you the money first and then the card after you press finish, don't just walk off with the money and forget your card.
>>57604810
「LAZY DIAMOND」
>>57604801
yep
I look stupid even in trousers
>>57604875
guess I'm never going to japan then kek
me in the red
>>57604906
I can see why that might discourage you.
>>57604857
why the fuck is sweden even doing that? what's the point?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
`~\|<>{}[]°○•●□■◇▪¤《》¡¿+×÷=%_€£¥₩@$!#/^&*
holy shit the new jojo op is great
I watch anime dubs
going to listen to my favourite podcast the gym
will be great
>>57605049
Is it The Bugle?
i am literally the only white person in the world with bow legs
>>57605091
haha put strings on them then robin hood
>>57605069
Binned.
>>57605097
how was this funny what the fuck why am i laughing
>it's a 'group of mates take a photo where they're in standing-sitting row formation' episode
should i watch MacBeth? the new one with assbender
>>57605215
oh are torrents out for it?
>>57605215
Save yourself some time. It's only like a 30 minute read
nice there was a 711 outside my subway stop
drinking a nice cold straight tea
>Save yourself some time. It's only like a 30 minute read
also if it says handling charge 0.00, does that include commission?
the card ive got is supposed to be commission free withdrawals
>I don't read Shakespeare
>>57605299
I believe so but don't quote me on it.
>I read Shakespeare
>/brit/
>barely any brits
How does this make you feel? I'm jelly of Cara desu
shakespeare is so fucking shit
read so many of shit stories and they were all fucking dogshit
>>57605344
I am a /brit/ spreading our culture to nippon
>>57605356
Where you going today
>mom drops me off at the jew-brary
>wait for her to leave
>go to bathroom and switch into my nordic runes t-shirt
>pick away mustard stain
>approach librarian at the desk
>"do you have any books on the holohoax?"
>"i'm sorry, the what?"
>"the holo...c-caust"
>"why yes, they're in the world war 2 section"
>make my way over
>find the "diary of anne frank"
>absolutelywiderlich.jpg
>put it in the fiction section
>run out of library before anyone sees me
How have *YOU* fought white genocide today?
>>57605407
just been to osaka aquarium and went on a nice long walk after
looking for something else to do this afternoon atm, might go to a shrine
>>57605335
well we all know YOU don't Yankee boy
>>57605411
nice
>>57605439
Osaka?
Daesh is one of my trigger words, people who use it are just saying it to avoid linking Islam to the Islamic State, and the 'Daesh' hate being called 'Daesh' argument pisses me off because there's literally no evidence this is the case.
What are your trigger words, /brit/?
>>57605439
also bought a fucking kfc 6piece chicken box
1750 yen. Ten (10) Pounds (£)
was greasy as fuck too, no drink either
>>57605482
you there by yourself?
>>57605482
>go to Japan
>eat kfc of all things
Wtf is wrong with you
>>57605500
yeah
was panicking quite a bit when my card didn't work haha
>>57605475
"hate speech"
"has never been tried"
"european union"
>>57605475
daesh is (loosely) the arabic equivalent of the acronym ISIL, so really we should say DAESH
>>57605509
I don't normally eat kfc in england since I am not from a family of benefit scroungers
Also wanted to see if they had anything exotic in there and they didn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-TBU_DiE3A&nohtml5=False
Where do I get a qt like this /brit/?
>>57605539
good chain franchise restaurants (imo):
coco-ichibanya (japanese curry), hachi ban (like the mc donalds of ramen).
>>57605475
>>57605538
but yeah, I'd think they'd actually like being called "daesh" because it's also close to a word that means "one who crushes"
kind of sounds like you're on their side if you call them that
>>57605539
So you saw they had nothing exotic then ate there anyway
>>57605545
Oxford, obviously
>>57605538
But we don't speak Arabic
>>57605563
I had made a commitment to it and had already begun going through the motions
>>57605572
i'm just saying that "daesh" implies "islamic" as much as ISIS does
>>57605586
No it doesn't
>>57605567
what part of UK?
>>57605554
>coco-ichibanya
this is the one i saw round the corner yesterday I think, ill try it tonight probably
>>57605603
>The group is also known as Daesh (داعش dāʿish, IPA: [ˈdaːʕiʃ]), which is an acronym derived from its Arabic name ad-Dawlah al-Islāmiyah fī 'l-ʿIrāq wa-sh-Shām (الدولة الإسلامية في العراق والشام).
>al-Islāmiyah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_of_Iraq_and_the_Levant
RIGHT
COME ON THEN I'LL FUCK YA
>>57605586
The point of saying daesh is to remove the religious part of their name I think
>>57605645
maybe for retarded lefties who can't do 10 seconds of research
>>57605627
it's good, highly recommend
>>57605604
...University of Oxford, Oxford, Oxfordshire?
Can we have a Picture From the Window thread?
I thought we should get one, since it is a weekend and Sun finally started to reign in full of its glory.
Have you started to feel that the Spring is coming to your area?
Hear, because we have to use lots of sand in the Winter to keep the roads somewhat safe, this time of the year is usually very muddy with dirt everywhere. Do you have this problem?
>>57605666
filtered
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>57605685
good post
>>57605666
>tfw no russian empire
>>57605636
Right, literally, you may be right
but thats not what he's saying, or what other people
They are saying that by calling them "Daesh", people are trying to remove the "Islamic" aspect, as if the terrorist are not Islamic
If I say "Poor Fellows of Christ" instead of "Crusaders" then it paints a different picture in your mind. Both are the same, yet that's the power of words and titles
>>57605666
We get mud most of the year, we've a lot of rain
>>57605679
sorry, my mistake
wanted to create a thread instead
to much light can get you dizzy, i guess
>>57605639
COME OUT YA BLACK AND TANS
COME AND FOIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
>>57605716
>They are saying that by calling them "Daesh", people are trying to remove the "Islamic" aspect, as if the terrorist are not Islamic
then people are stupid
>If I say "Poor Fellows of Christ" instead of "Crusaders" then it paints a different picture in your mind. Both are the same, yet that's the power of words and titles
i guess i see your point but nobody is claiming that the crusaders aren't christian
>people lived past 80 in the 18th century
Literally how
>>57605761
lizards
>>57605761
mate pre-modern life wasn't all shit for everyone you know
>>57605752
>but nobody is claiming that the crusaders aren't christian
because it serves the powers that be to emphasis their violent christianity
as if they Crusades weren't justified
>>57605645
This, it remove the religious part of their name in English.
When the average person hears "Daesh" they don't think "That's an Arabic acronym for the Islamic State."
>>57605761
>all those beautiful peasants we will never see
>>57605761
same as how people live that long now
by being healthy and not hurting themselves severely or getting a disease
>>57605811
yes but disease etc
>>57605791
exactly, though
"crusaders" doesn't literally imply "christian", but everybody knows it does
"daesh" literally implies "islamic", and now people are trying to say it doesn't
>>57605793
the average person shouldn't just take everything at face value but unfortunately they do
>>57605824
not everyone died from them
and its not like there was no medicine
especially in the 18th century
What's wrong with diversity?
Isn't diversity our strength?
goodnight /brit/ xoxox
>>57605869
its 2pm
>>57605853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdEGJb5W5ks
>>57605876
More like poo-pee-m
Am I right?
>>57603643
Inshallah, habibi
>>57605834
>"daesh" literally implies "islamic", and now people are trying to say it doesn't
you can;t compare the two
Crusaders have a massive cultural presence in the west and everyone knows about them, they are pop-culture icons and major symbols of Europe and Christianity.
Daesh is an obscure acronym that most westerners don;t understand or know much about aside from the fact that the TV says it makes ISIS angry.
they don;t make the connection that its just ISIS in Arabic because no one speaks Arabic or is familiar with Islamic/Arab culture to any significant degree.
its the same reason why no one calls Japan Nippon or Taiwan the Republic of China
>>57605853
Diversity has always been a strength, lad.
Even when the Cavemen were running about, you know what they did? They knew diversity was a strength. That is why the concept of a tribe is only found in fiction, mate.
Being in a tribe is weak, that's why no human or animal cultures ever in world history have ever formed tribes or packs
>>57605869
it's 6:40 am
>>57605893
Indeed
phone wasn't charging because I didn't put the card in the power thing
ffs
>>57605904
i still think it's utterly retarded to say that "daesh" removes the "islamic" aspect, i mean it's a completely incorrect statement
>>57605913
Bring me back a jgf please ;_;
>>57605907
desu the Anglo Saxons formed non-kin groups of mutual reciprocity through Oaths and fealty so its not unprecedented
honestly I think they would have a much easier time dealing with immigrants than we do today, especially considering how they manages to form a collective nation out of a shit ton of different tribes and nations.
>>57605950
the meme where all japs are ugly is completely wrong desu
Its the same sort of munter split between other countries
if anything theres more qts but then again yellow fever
still, its wrong
>>57605948
Not really.
When I say "Workers Party", what do you think of?
Now when I say "Nazi" what do you think of?
Exactly.
Word choice has an effect on psychology. Calling them some obscure Arabic term isn't doing anyone any favors
>>57605948
its correct when you consider its use in the West
painting it as Islamic/Sunni is against American interests since they support them and other Sunni rebels against the Shia and Russia.
>>57605948
>i still think it's utterly retarded to say that "daesh" removes the "islamic" aspect, i mean it's a completely incorrect statement
Fucking stop trying
Fuck off
Just fuck off and leave /brit/ you spastic fucking cunt, your opinions are fucking stupid and worthless
>>57605968
Anglo-Saxons didn't manage to form anything.
>>57605991
i understand that painting them as islamic is not what most people want to hear, #notallmuslims etc.
but they could have chosen a different fucking word at least
>>57606011
rasheed
japan lad, if you're in osaka, you gotta try these foods if you haven't already
>takoyaki
>okonomiyaki
>kushikatsu
japan has a very big food culture, and every region has it's "meme foods", these are osaka's.
>>57606018
except the greatest nation on earth
>>57606032
listen to this lad
>>57606030
You are the literal Rasheed here
Fuck off
Literal ISIS supporter fuck off you paki fucking shit
>>57606024
intriguing post
>>57606035
I dont know any of those
>>57606032
>takoyaki
had that last night, was quite nice but too much of itwould've been sickly I think
Ill keep an eye out for the others
>>57606030
>but they could have chosen a different fucking word at least
no they couldn't because then it wouldn't mean anything
using an alternate name as >>57605987
said still retains meaning but changes how people think about it.
this game is played in the media constantly, you can't lie but you can change the truth
ISIS supporter
>>57606030
>>57606030
>>57606030
>>57606030
ISIS supporter
>>57606030
>>57606030
>>57606030
>>57606030
ISIS supporter
>>57606030
>>57606030
>>57606030
>>57606030
>>57606071
how long are you in kansai for and what have you done so far? Can recommend you some stuff if you need
>>57606062
i'm an isis supporter for making fun of lefties who think calling them "daesh" delegitimises the islamic aspect because they want to say muslims dindu nuffin?
>>57606089
all me
>>57606103
fuck off rasheed al-zhang
>>57606134
this argument doesn't even make sense anymore
>>57606103
Stop with this utter tripe
fuck sake its 7am and I still haven't slept and I feel like shit
>>57606143
you're an idiot mate if you can;t recognize basic word games
like the difference between freedom fighter and terrorist
What's with the despair in white countries, lads?
Don't they understand that no matter what, even with the odds stacked against them, white people will come out on top as nature intended?
You have nothing to worry about.
>>57606101
until the 14th
Just been to osaka castle and aquarium
was going to go to museum of history because its close to my hotel and cba to get tube again today since im going to dotonbori tonight
>>57606175
i COMPLETELY understand why they are using "daesh", and they can get away with it because people against legitimising it (which is a valid concern) are too stupid to do their research and realize that it says "islamic state" just as much as "ISIS" does
Lads, how does Ricky Gervais keep getting work?
>>57606208
have you spoken to anyone since you've arrived
>>57606210
>people against legitimising it
it will never be legitimized because no matter how many dull rants are made on the news it will never hold the same meaning for a non-Arabic speaker as ISIS does
>>57606235
i don't speak arabic and i can grasp the concept of english not being the only language with acronyms
>>57606219
celebrity connections
he has a long track record of successful work
normies love him
>>57606229
a few people, mostly when I needed help with stuff
Only other person was a mother on the train whos two young children sat next to me so I offered her the seat, she said no then asked me about what I was doing etc
>>57606204
>world minorities
Eventually everyone else in the world is just going to keep migrating to Europe, you realize this? Maybe in Iceland or the UKthere will be white people, but not the mainland
>>57606303
>Eventually everyone else in the world is just going to keep migrating to Europe,
Can we ship ours there too?
>>57606303
>or the UK
lol wat
Here's a few things for you
>Nara - day trip(city with deers, largest temple in japan)
>Kobe - nice port city, day trip, good for shopping, memorial of huge earthquake in the 80s or 90s(cant remember which)
>Kyoto - 2 days, the former capital of japan, shitloads of historical sights if you're in to that shit
>Mt Koya - day trip, ancient buddhist mountain, you can stay in one of the temples, and then see the graveyard(where a lot of historical japanese figures are buried)
>universal osaka - good if you've got a GF
>dotonboori tonight - good lad
Also some general stuff like onsen etc are cool.
Where else are you going after? Osaka isn't exactly the best city for tourism(used to live there)
>>57606338
the UK will start inviting all English speakers with British heritage back to the Island
GOOD GOYS!!!
>>57606354
>kyoto
staying there for a few days
>mt koya
staying in a temple there after osaka
>universal
need to go on kyarys ride desu
Whats the best way to get there?
Might do nara too
>>57606382
>UK
>ever inviting us or the convicts back
Literally the best joke I've ever read on /brit/.
>>57606354
oh and I;m going osaka > koyasan > kyoto > fuji >tokyo
wanted to go to aokigahara in fuji but seems like getting there is hard
Jesus was born in the Roman Empire
thats a weird thought
>>57606441
How is that weird
>Jesus was real
Going out now but I'll check this thread when i come back if you respond
>>57606393
>kyoto
take the JR special rapid train instead of the shinkansen, you'll save 1000 yen and it's only like 5 minutes longer
>mt koya
take the express train from namba nankai station directly to koya-san and take the cable car up the mountain, then the bus to the town.
(or be hardcore like me and climb the mountain, then walk to the town)
>universal
take the kanjou-sen(loop line)
highly recommend nara lad, feeding the deer is hilarious, do it on a day when you need some downtime to chill.
It snowed when I went to koya-san, was VERY scenic tb h
>>57606496
im not religious but he was real
>>57606441
under Augustus and Tiberius
man the Early Empire was a really turbulent time
>>57606474
because jesus seems ancient, it seems as it was a billion years ago whereas the roman empire was relatively recent
>>57606526
Britain under Roman rule was the best time to be a Britain, except for modern times
>>57606554
Roman empire is pretty ancient. Only reason it seems recent I imagine is because you can still see and hear bits and pieces of it
>>57606554
>because Jesus seems ancient, it seems as it was a billion years ago whereas the roman empire was relatively recent
what?
Thailad may get shit pay but have a good life but you lads realise most peopple with a bachelors can get these jobs if they look hard enough?
My brother went to a literal 'I wouldn't even want to tell people I went there uni' and he has a private house with a pool he doesn't pay for in the Middle East now making loads.
Youj just need to research it lodas
>>57606558
I think the height of the empire was probably better
>>57606585
what did he study and what did he work as?
did he have family connections or whatever
http://strawpoll.me/7321321
http://strawpoll.me/7321321
http://strawpoll.me/7321321
>>57606620
not doing an ama, will just fuck around and play games and shit
>>57606614
Studied history and no, we're working class as fuck, we have no connecitons.
Best part was he was working a min wage job until he was 25 because he went to a mega shit uni and he's not even 30 and taking 3k a month tax free with no rent costs
>>57606600
those were not my words, but winston churchill, so since that would be considered modern for him, you are probably right desu
Rekt
>>57606703
h..heh
>>57606665
then what does he work as? how does he get such an amazing job with a history degree?
>>57606703
I dont get it
>>57606703
When you stop being so tsun and accept you want our love?
>>57606747
>>57606703
Nevermind, just got it. She is admiring the Americans on how English they are
Thanks
>>57606728
Because despite memes history degrees are very marketable if you're not a spaz because it's all about analysing and making informed decisions etc.
He works as a teacher, but other people I know who work abroadin amazing places witha history degree inlcude people working in:
PR/ Public affairs
Banking
Finance
Politics
etc. Even in the UK I know people working in Parliament or with the Bank of England earning abotu 40k at 24/25 with one.
Don't believe the memes
>>57606728
>how does he get such an amazing job with a history degree?
He gets an amazing job by knowing the right people and doing the right things
>>57606796
>teacher
Fuck me you made it sound like he was head of BP in Saudi Arabia
>>57606829
To be fair lad I know somebody who is head of corporate affairs in a MIddle Eastern oil firm having studied history.
If you want an easy life
>Study history
>Go work for an mp for a few years
>Work for private companies consulting/ giving comms advice
>move abroad and make a forgtune
seems to the be the key
>57606852
madman
>>57606867
you have to get elected though
>>57606884
No you don't.
You just become a political bag carrier/ researcher then companies hire you to consult for them.
>>57606867
>we're working class as fuck and know nobody
>here's a handful of rich and powerful people I happen to know
alri
>>57606884
You have to shake hands with the right people who will buy your """""election""""" in exchange for yesman credits.*
>>57606902
To be fair my brother went to a shite uni but I went to literal top 10 so I got to network with literal Eton lads and that type
you have to be a turbo normie to get a good job desu
>>57606969
>I'm an autistic awkward fuck
>There's a guy at work slightly weirder than me
>All the staff acll him autistic behind his back and purposefully leave him out of projects
thank christ it isn't me
>>57606970
that cant be true surely
just woke up lads like an hour ago, took 2 etizolam and a diclazepam
left the cooker on last night and now i need to learn how to make hydrochloric from everyday household items to clean the basterds
how are you lads this morning?
>>57606997
>and purposefully leave him out of projects
Seems like they're making his job easier.
Really hate how catty workplaces are though.
>>57606997
in what ways is he weird
>>57607022
We all make rude jokes and laugh about them but when he tries he does it with really awkward timing and just makes it sound weird.
He can't really speak to people without being awkward and he just stutters a lot.
He's very shy so somedays he will come in and try to be so quiet that you'll turn around and jump because he's just there.
>>57607021
Na cos all the manager gets is constant feedback that he's shit and the manager joins in too so he's probably gonna get fired
>>57607054
you're a cunt
Do good looking paki girls exist or is it just a myth?
>>57607054
Peep Show really was a documentary.
>>57607061
Why?
I don't bully him I'm just glad it's not me.
>>57607072
Do white Hungarians exist or is it just a myth?
>>57607090
>We all make rude jokes and laugh about him
whatever you say, cunt
>>57607122
We all make rude jokes and laugh about them*
Meaning, we laugh at our rude jokes, not him.
Can't you read?
>>57607101
Do Australians exist?
>>57607136
what goes around comes around, cunt
>>57607149
He's already living in the UK, I think that's more than enough payback.
>>57607136
is he ugly?
>>57607149
>>57607165
>Americans
>>57607170
I'd say so, yes.
I'm autistic as fuck too but good looking so I get an easier time I tihnk
all the above posts are bad since they don't acknowledge me
>>57607142
No, and neither does Australia
Don't look for it
*acknowledges everyone but (You)*
Just had brekkie for dindins
