Dating edition
Ted Cruz is a rat
UK is gay
our nige
brilliant image
>>57601878
how's the sun treating you proles?
just want a gf lads
fuck I'm going to kill myself if I don't get a thick gf
HYPOGONADISM
I've actually got a date organised for tonight, but it's only a short-term prospect and I don't know if I feel like going
>>57601878
>>57601878
sweet cucaracha of cucamonga those tits are enormous !!!
>>57601935
>for tonight
>tonight
Aussies and their inferior time zone
think I might be getting fat
been eating so heavily that I've given myself heartburn like 3 times over the last couple of day
>>57601935
what's his name?
lucy worsley looks odd
>>57601938
cucaracha cucaracha hohohoho cucaracha cucaracha hohohohoohohoho
>>57601952
BAZZA
>>57601921
me on the right
>>57601918
read recently that australians have a crazy high rate of skin cancer
>take people who are genetically supposed to live in a northern european climate and whos biology expects to get full spectrum sun for very small parts of the year and stick them on a desert island where the native people are black as midnight
australians are getting btfo haha
>>57601948
yes hanz, well done.
>>57601862
lol yeah I remember that ugly ass piano motif on the second one
>>57601948
get out
>>57601948
Maybe thats how we beat you Krauts in WW2 with our superior timezone.
What can I say? Cal-i-forn-i-a
Where niggas die every day over some shit they say
pizza will be ready in 10 minutes. would someone remind me when to take it out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO3wCqjytmg&nohtml5=False
wouldnt mind being mates with mark zuckerberg desu
>>57601948
>this qualifies as top comedy in germany
*patriotic music plays*
>>57602018
bit rude
>>57602042
not actively so, just apathetic to your plight
*posts an Australian's worst fear*
>>57602038
i love you ausgaylia
>>57602054
bit apathetic then lad
>>57602038
>tfw haven't moved to australia yet
soon
any plans for the weekend lads?
>New YouGov poll has Corbyn’s net ratings better than Dave's - for the first time
>>57602079
7 minutes to go now, while we've been talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqccaYkr0E8
>>57602106
cheers
got my hands on a 1943 edition of "history of England" by trevelyan. is this a good book?
>>57602112
fuck off red
>>57602092
channeling his inner scouser
got this in my mailbox lads
got a medium willy that needs sucking
>>57602092
Looks like he's on his way to buy some Buckfast.
un fumare...
>>57602144
dont mind the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe desu
>>57602092
ayy
R E V O L U T I O N
>>57602154
nice x
>>57602144
>friday april 1
so yeah lads.
wednesday a girl said her house was free, I plain out ignored her.
friday/today, another girl said her house was free for an orgy, I straight up ignored.
I think I'm finally over banging girls for hedonistic purposes now.
>>57602211
fuck off you minger cunt we all know you're a virgin
>tfw Nicholas II couldn't hold back the bolsheviks
imagine how good russia could've been if the communists lost
imagine how much less conflict and war there would've been around the world
>>57602221
filter him laddie
Good makeout songs:
Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane
Natalie Merchant - San Andreas Fault
*gets /brit/ over for a yank bashing*
*bashes all the yanks in /brit/ to a pulp*
ah yes, very good
>>57602230
i did but i dont turn off stubs because im a bit of a hedonist
i want him to reply to me so i can get angry before i go to the gym
might make some coffee and do some maths tbqh lads
>>57602261
at 4 am? what a madman
>>57602221
>minger
whatever, minger, loser..
>>57602261
what maths lad x
>>57602258
*shoots you in the face*
*it improves your appearance*
:^)
>>57602269
>they understand timezones now
clever girl...
>>57602261
what maths
>>57602261
Real nigga hours homework masterace represent.
>>57602280
>mfw I HAVE NO FACE
XD
who /brexit/ here
>>57602276
>whatever, minger, loser..
christ you're a sad little man. i've taken shits that have had more personality than you, you vapid, narcissistic, no one.
why don't your shitcunt excuses of countries have a spacex equivalent
>>57602279
>>57602287
>>57602293
real analysis x
>>57602239
GOAT makeout songs
slowdive- machine gun
cigarette in your bed- my bloody valentine
drive it all over me - my bloody valentine
>>57602312
>you're a sad little man
but i'm 6'2/6'3 irl lol
>>57602317
real analysis hours
>>57602313
>he has to rely on the russian space program
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit
>>57602308
literally everyone
>>57602313
because space is shit and boring and americans are the only thick enough to want to leave this glorious planet to live in an empty shithole.
>>57602322
ladies and gentleman the pinnacle of lisicki's humour!
like this shit if you pup
>>57602308
alri
is this an accurate portrayal of french people?
>It's night for europeans
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
wtf dude lmao why aren't yall sleeping or some shiet hahahah ffs
>>57602239
>>57602319
how are you listening to music on benches at 12am?
>>57602364
too refined
>>57602343
>haha you're not 6'2... I j-just know it.
>>57602364
yeah
>>57602343
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""
>>57602364
>farts in our direction because he's shitting himself while running away
makes sense you fat bastard x
hey faggots
>>57602398
stop talking to urself
>>57602375
you're grasping at straws because i'm not implying that. i'm 6'2 but i don't see why that would factor into anything, i'm not doubting your height i'm just saying that, to the core of my being, i abhor your existence.
>>57602398
it's pronounced "faggots"
>>57602370
jokes on you pleb, I sleep in during daytime so this is like the early evening for me
>>57602409
>>57602398
>yank banter
I'm unironically 190 cm tall too
why are americans so fucking fat
>>57602409
>tfw 6'9 masterrace
>>57601878
absolute sow
>>57602437
use a trip or it isn't true
>>57602439
lifestyle
>>57602426
>>57602437
fucking get in there men
as the aussy would say
you fukin sik kunt
>>57602439
cuz dey eat a lotta pussi nigga.
>>57602439
COME ON ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??!?
>>57602439
cheap food
rich people
extrovertism
lack of self awareness
large distances = car
>>57602439
i'm not even fat. in fact i'm borderline too skinny
And here's to you Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Woah oh oh
>tfw big cums.
>>57602486
>in america skinny means <20 stone
>>57602494
>he does cums instead of cummies
I feel like it's my destiny to die of an alcohol-related illness
Who here feels me?
>>57602464
you try to come across like some larrikin college man but you've uninvitedly pour out so many of your deep seeded insecurities in this general that it's comical you attempt to keep up this façade
i truthfully urge you to neck yourself x
drinking a cider
>>57602514
blade allergy here
>>57602514
Only when you pass out
eating pizza ask me anything
>>57602514
haven't drank anything since new year
>>57602518
>deep seeded insecurities
i got offered into an orgy with 3 females and one guy.
so yeah. i have none, trust.
The worst thing about being kissless virgin in your 20s is the teenage sex door is closed completely at 22, 23. We all know 16-24 is the best age for women and even if you can start working your shit out you'll only ever catch the ass end of that
>>57602540
what are you eating?
>>57602518
Yes lad. Get him.
>>57602514
I feel like it's my destiny to die of a heart or sugar related illness.
>>57602536
rather good
>>57602540
how much is that doggy in the window?
>>57602518
sic him, lad
>tfw you never experienced teenage love
>tfw alcohol dissolves your anxieties
good feel
>>57602546
pepperoni pizza with some hot sauce on it
>>57602543
did you do it
>>57602543
bit gay
>the 190kg and the ladyboy are both here
threads officially shit now
>>57602545
>tfw 27 year old virgin
fffffuuuuuu
>>57602559
one dick pic
>>57602588
nah, was offered earlier
wanted to play Runescape.
>>57602609
hmmmm
bangkok more like bang cock LOL
https://youtu.be/j_ug2C5f-nc
>>57602580
>Wake up the next morning.
>The cumulative embarrassment and shame causes you to shit yourself.
sometimes I just want to break stuff in anger at my life
>>57602545
girls love older men though
you can fuck 18 year olds forever basically
>>57602623
I don't get it
>>57602628
how do you shoot someone with an axe?
inb4 gun axe, it would have specified
>>57602636
how about your neck lad?
>>57602623
>>57602628
anyone else here legitimately think women's lives are more valuable then men's
>>57602543
i genuinely couldn't give less of a shit if you're going to get your sticky ins with a bunch of rough headed spastics, mate. you're a fucking joke who comes here and complains about the most inane shit that nobody gives a shit about. nobody here thinks highly of you, nobody here thinks you belong to any sort of "lad" culture, or "freshers" culture. you are a deadset joke, mate -- you try to paint yourself off as not being a joke but that's completely contradictory to the truth.
i, and i believe everyone else in these generals, have nothing but pity and disdain for you.
>1 in 50 British men are unknowingly raising a child which isn't theirs, research suggests
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/1-in-50-british-men-are-unknowingly-raising-a-child-which-isnt-theirs-research-suggests-a6971901.html
wew. sorry lads.
>>57602655
would
>>57602665
belgians are still angry about that monty python sketch
>>57602655
when did you move to Thailand?
>>57602655
>wang
>dung
>pu
>zu
>kok
nice language mate hahahaha
south america seems banter tbqh
might move there when they start importing muslims en masse here
>>57602664
lol i wish i could be arsed to read this post.
i would've back in the day as well ;-;
>>57602685
>guns
>rights
>constitution
>antichrist
>independence
nice language mate hahahaha
>>57602684
2012
>>57602665
>My wife told me one of her grandparents was black and I believed her.
>Should I be worried?
i dreamed i saw joe hill last night
Need a new go-to pornsite lads.
>>57602691
runt
>>57602706
Who are you quoting?
>>57602723
shemalesrus.com
>>57602726
comments section on the article
>>57602740
>k
are you 14? i will not give you the satisfaction of getting the last word in.
>>57602723
literally any streaming site
>>57602723
porn.com is pretty good
>>57602706
>black
you mean "british african-american" right? you racist.
>>57602761
you're a sad, angry man.
>>57602723
Pen island dot com is pretty cool
>>57602757
hmmm
>>57602704
how old where you? if you don't mind me asking
>>57602723
get a gf you pathetic looser
>>57602784
i'm not a man ;)
>>57602778
never understood why yanks use the term african-american for black
makes no sense
>>57602706
Reminds me of that time on /pol/ when the German anons kid turned out brown and he went to get a secret DNA test
Just discussed putting my cat to sleep, reckon she's got maybe two weeks
says here u're all faygits
>>57602794
22 just about to turn 23
>>57602832
i'm throwing off the reading
>>57602818
african-african sounds dumb and
AFRICAN-AFRICAN-AFRICAN sounds racist
>>57602824
I think I've seen all the porn, lads.
This is suffering, I have a hardon but I cannot cum.
https://youtu.be/8Ajz1L3liE8
>>57602829
Tough
My senpai put down our dog a few months ago
woke up this morning
the world turned upside down
>>57602818
They came up with it in the '60s.
We called them "negro"
shagged her for a good 2 hours
not going to reply to aussie person, as I've now had the last word.
anyways, going to bed now, cya.
haven't showered in a week because i'm too lazy to do laundry
>>57602886
i already replied to you, you delusional wreck
>>57602873
no stream? ;_;
>>57602886
wait
>>57602857
what the fuck is this?
Ah yes, the American flag
>>57602904
weak cunts have all gone to sleep
>> 57602903
>last word
>>57602904
yeah cuz
>>57602877
isn't negro spanish for black
must be getting awkward with that ever increasing hispanic population
>>57602928
Uhh.. dunno what to say, good night !
>>57602917
Heh, nothin personal
why doesn't Snowden support Vladimir Putin resigning? he's done a lot worse than Cameron has
>>57602917
rip
>>57602954
you done donnit now bro im commin at you
>>57602922
hertz is in bucks but afk
Kings college london or ucl?
>>57602955
snowden's an sjw so he's only allowed to attack western countries
>>57602980
herts is in Japan atm
>>57602980
he's been afk for hours now
he's out and about in japland
It bothers me how tacky americans are
why do people download pornography or save it onto their computer? aren't online videos where you can watch what you want enough?
>>57602943
fuck off
lol
>>57602986
ucl
>>57602910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp41l7Ye6-8
GIFs that make you wanna suck cock
>>57602955
maybe because putin is letting him stay in russia?
>>57602955
Because hes in Russia for asylum
You dont talk shit to the guy that's letting you crash at his place
>>57603007
I know but..
>>57603013
neat
>>57603024
rude
>>57603020
in case of emergency
>>57603026
are you a girl? why would you want to?
>>57602954
Put that back together you have us to thank that you still speak English
Praise Jesus
>>57603024
Are you a student there?
>>57603026
second best gif meme after derailing everything with bmwf
>>57603045
this is literally the saddest cunting post I've ever read
>flirting on 4chan
>fucking 4chan.
also aussy girl is mine tbf.
>>57603033
>>57603038
so? He should stand by his principles and hold the corrupt russian leadership to account
>>57603025
very strange
>why doesn't Snowden support Vladimir Putin resigning? he's done a lot worse than Cameron has
>>57603058
>speak English or die
>>57603072
anon i assure you i am not flirting
>>57603073
And then get kicked the fuck out or ass raped by kgb?
>>57603100
don't make me look bad infront of my fckin girl familia.
>>57603058
>hey name is fanny
>>57603026
>>57603058
I'm willing to be the attacker was a dero, aka an everyday Aussie
>>57603073
don't think there's a word for someone as stupid as you
>>57603111
if it's any consolation your digits have one up'd me
>>57603108
he was happy to take the risk to out western state secrets
Hmmmm...
Well /brit/?
>>57603137
have you got the same kind of statistics for sweden
>>57603137
already told the yank, the belgians are still arsepained about that monty python sketch
>>57603137
It's 1/14 in Canada
>>57603058
That's an isolated incident, people speak mandarin, Arabic, poo in lol on buses all the time here and no one goes mad
>>57603125
who needs money when i have digits
>>57603137
this has already been posted in this thread
solo male cum thread, post what you have!
>>57603165
not moving to australia after all
>>57603170
people with lives outside of 4chan
>>57603170
fuck sake, re-roll
if i get them I get a hot as fuck aussie girl girlfriend.
>>57602978
>>57603051
Sorry I was just feeling sad about my cat
>been a week since i posted with the bent aussie
wew
>>57603175
>>57603204
>hot >abbo
you can't have both
>>57603219
why did you blow your nose on a picture of the queen?
haven't watched porn for almost a year now
What happens if brexit goes through in terms of UK immigration policy
Easier for canucks, kiwis and Australians to immigrate ?
Not fair that some polish cunt just pack shit up and move just like that
>>57602917
yum
>>57603259
hopefully not canadians :^)
>tfw I only trip because of my small penis
pls don't think less of me
