I'm a young adult and I have a flipover cellphone. I don't know why millenials, (I'm generation Y), have to have a phone that does everything.
A phone is there for communication only. If you want to listen to music or do other things, get separate devices. Having all those other little things isn't necessary.
(edition)
cara is an uggo manly looking slag
It's 2016
>>57607269
woeful gimmick
mephistophelian
>>57607255
This 2bh.140
yea oi pay attention to me fellaaas
Why do the tories keep talking about a British bill of rights?
Right to privac-
Right to free spe-
Right to self def-
Posting a Kyary, hope Ky-lad doesn't mind.
>>57607303
hello :)
>dat feel when you ignore me 4 not being anglo
-_-
>>57607314
did they take your right to finish a sentence?
>>57607333
I don't want the counter terrorism unit knocking down my door for extremist thought
>>57607314
Right to party?
Hmmmm yuck
>>57607346
I don't think Labour or the Greens deserve a right to Party
>>57607344
>even saying the E-word
Calling all the MI's just in case lad.
Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
>>57607357
RIPLEY
Good morning my good Lloyds
>>57607371
Is that an Assault Keyboard?
>>57607396
haha you sure showed them
this was indeed worth you staying up all night
>>57607392
>Even needing to ask that question
Phoning Thatcher in hell as well.
>sweden
>>57607396
ah yes excellent
business idea:
go to bed now (since its 3) and try and wake up early so I can fit more Jojo watching in before I have to work
>>57607458
>working on a Saturday
When you will leaves learn.
>>57607426
I don't know what you're talking about, but it's definitely hate speech and uh I will uh not uh tolerate it
i'm just filtering all swedes. they are fucking disgusting. what the fuck?
>>57607473
But I have the freedom, you don't la
>>57607484
>Acknowledging it
bad la
>>undefined
ayy
>>undefined
o.o
OK that's a new one.
>>57607503
Free dom does not include hate dom
*enters the thread looking nervous*
*stands around awkwardly checking his watch every few seconds*
ALLAHU AKBAR
*explodes*
Janny:
>shall I just do my job and delete the scat posts?
>no; I shall merge the thread into itself and create some kind of undefined wormhole thread
ah yes, very impressive
>>57607538
FREE DOOM 4 U
who should I back in the grand national
Ok then
>>57607576
BUBBLING BUBBLING BUBBLING
>>57607585
WHITE PEOPLE
>>57607600
LIVING AS WE DO
sometimes I'm really witty and charming but then other times I'm just a mess and can barely string words together
>>57607470
I only work Friday-Sunday and have the rest of the week off
At least currently
Might pick more hours up
>>57607630
say it don't spray it i asked for the news not the weather
>>57607651
>I only work Friday-Sunday
ahh, weekend shift lad.
Warehouse slave?
busty Asians are the patrician choice
>>57607674
Yea
>tfw don't even have to do work sat-sun because no trucks
Literally just chat shit wank and play basketball to pass the time
>>57607366
Wahey
Same though
Is nothing sacred?
>>57607811
>Sesame Street
>good
>feminist from Rasheedastan
wew good bants
>>57607811
>Feminist muslim
"I have some bags"
what does this mean?
in a really bad mood today
>>57607890
literal bags for the servants to carry.
>>57607890
luggage, la
>>57607904
ah, I see.
>>57607917
also fyi: bag(s) is also a derogatory term for an old woman in Brit-speak, slightly northern.
teach me some cool English words.
I will adopt some of them as names of my characters in MMO.
>>57607972
Nips
>>57607901
*prods you with a thin stick*
>>57607945
thank you, that helped.
>>57607972
lad
ladm8
chippy
>>57607972
spastic
bellend
shirtlifter
tosser
battyman
>>57607999
You're welcome m8
Really hate mediocre albums that are just good enough to not delete instantly but not bad enough that it probably won't grow on me next listen.
why can't we blow the UK up? 1812 never forget
>>57607901
Go on then lad tell us about it.
>>57607222
Fuck off lad, having to carry a chunky phone, a CD player and all that other shit in my pockets was cumbersome as fuck. Smartphones were something we didn't need, but desperately wanted.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529699/UKIP-race-row-party-activist-pictured-BLACKED-UP.html
Kek.
I'm pissed that UKIP suspended him.
is the man going to kick the ball later? will he kick it in the goal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzZRBBlFlPE
who actually takes RT seriously?
>>57608189
I miss early 20th century campy racism.
>>57608189
Please make this a meme.
>>57608228
>trying to force a meme
It saddens me that people don't have to go via /b/ to get to the rest of the site anymore. fuckin newfags
yung lean do shorty
>>57608218
Russia
Gonna try this again:
Do a live stream?
You can take the piss out of my voice for a bit, then I'll play a game or something. Got nothing going for a few hours and I'm bored.
http://strawpoll.me/7321612
>>57608263
fuck off you narcissist.
>>57608263
Fuck off you self-obsessed twat
>>57608288
I'm not interested in myself I'm interested in the interaction
>>57608252
Not forcing anything pham, it was just a polite request.
You don't have to make it a meme if you don't want to.
Have to do an assignment today.
Fuck my shit life
Really want to learn the piano but can't find any decent resources lads.
>>57608307
ah yes you're interested in pleasing yourself via this interaction? very interesting
>>57608328
>literally why does anyone do anything
>>57608341
>literally why would you livestream and therein derail a thread but for any other purpose than your own self satisfaction
>>57608324
Get a human teacher desu
https://youtu.be/c47E-O_Nxds
>>57608386
hello 2 weeks ago
>>57608368
can not lad.
Way too old.
Do not have the money or time as well.
>>57608407
then self-teach from the internet. Learn to play the Titanic theme tune and Wonderwall
really, really thirsty, but if I go downstairs right now everyone will know I've been up on acid all night
it wasn't even good acid
I took it like 10 last night and NOTHING, no visuals or anything, up until now actually
the fuck is goin on, it should be trailing off now but it's not
>>57608263
God you're fucking annoying.
Piss off
>>57608358
I'm not denying it's for my entertainment, but neither is posting here in the first place. If others agreed I'd do it, if not I won't.
What's your point?
There's only one race
The human race
Hector what if I need to pop...
Hector what if I'm gonna pop right now...
Hector I'm popping Hector HECTORRRRRR
*pops*
>>57608429
obviously my point is that what you would be doing would derail the thread. as far as your poll goes 20% of people want that, whilst 80% of people want you to "literally fuck off"
>>57608437
Extremely disrespectful to the London Marathon
Who /poor/ here?
A-atleast I-I'll get a 1900 quid paycheck next week, but then tax and retn and everything comes out, but I-I-I-I'll be able to save something
h-h-ha, is great to h-have money
>>57608125
life just feels heavy you know? it's just one of those days where it feels like you're in way over your head
>>57608426
;_;
>>57608437
>what is the grand national
>>57608446
last one won but it was a low turnout so I thought I'd try again. Fair enough though, was just asking, no need to get upset
>>57608458
ah yes it's a 'i'll pretend i'm b when i'm actually a to get some sort of reaffirmation from the thread' episode
>>57608458
>£3000
>poor
Literally billionare
>>57608471
ah yes it's a 'i'll be humble in defeat' episode
>>57608478
>implying
He's actually poor m8, same as me. There are literal millionaires in this thread on occasion
>>57608468
>you're in way over your head
Just force yourself to do it anyway lad.
That uncomfortable apprehension/dread inside will win otherwise.
>>57608497
yes i'm aware of that i own a rollex
>>57608478
>implying
Mate there are people who post here with like 100k in the bank.
There are also people who make what I have in both my savings and current account in a day in interest.
>>57608495
as opposed to salty?
you've got that covered m8
who National Living Wage here
>>57608534
as opposed to just copping it
>>57608534
There used to be a lad that bullied you for being obsessed with yorself and I thought he was just autistic.
As soon as the heat dies down it turns out you actually are obsessed with yourself.
Annoying af lad, please stop
last two numbers, up to 40, pick what horse I back in the national.
>>57608536
>Tfw £10.10 an hour
>>57608569
must be a hella machine operator la
Had a nice long phone call with my grandpa, I convinced him Obama is fundamentally anti-American. He still claims Trump is in control of the media to make him look good, which is so silly I don't think he has any awareness of the situation at all.
Also played a bit of New Vegas, I'm role-playing as someone empowering all sides so they give each other a good thrashing before I sweep them up for an independent Mojave, but that also leaves me open to chose any side because I have high reputation with everyone. Which faction do you lads think I should chose?
>loads of muslims in work
>can't do a lottery syndicate because in the past they claimed it was discrimination because their faith excluded them from taking part
>did the same for the grand national sweep
>can't organise work nights out in places that serve alcohol so nobody ever organises any
>have to order from local pia place instead of dominoes because their meat isn't halal and that means all of their pizzas are unclean
Most of them are nice people most of the time, but there's one miserable "auntie" who kicks off whenever anyone tries to do something that Islam prohibits and rallies them all into demanding it be banned.
>>57608555
>obsessed
the poll failed so I'm not doing it, the only reason it's still a topic is because people seem to be overly touchy about it.
It wouldn't of gone beyond a single post otherwise. Don't see why it's such a big deal
Morning lads, seen the old thread and can genuinely say I would convert to islam for the girl
>there are people here who are poor
lmao
>>57608616
>Wouldn't have gone beyond a single post
>Posts two separate polls when the first one fails
???????
>>57608650
>first one won, still didn't do it because barely anyone voted.
>>57608615
>can't do a lottery syndicate because in the past they claimed it was discrimination because their faith excluded them from taking part
wow that's sad m8.
Fuck actually going out with your coworkers though.
>>57608641
Oi give us a tenner lad
>>57608624
If she looks like that, you won't have to do much converting
My penis is currently highly volatile
>>57608664
>Hhaha okay you caught me, I did lie about it being only one post :)
>>57608677
bad taste
>don't like a person
>drown him in (You)'s anyway
I literally don't understand lads.
What are you all up to today lads? Going to have a morning wank, then get changed and do some coursework
>>57608677
>>57608710
bad taste
>>57608689
I meant this one specially
>>57608711
this
>>57608711
Not all of us are autistic accontants who keep track of precious 4chan karma
>>57608710
All big tits look like that la
>>57608641
I literally have 1 meal a day
This might just be the push I needed to kill myself
>>57608741
Do people actually do that? That's sad tbqhwyf
>>57608720
>go to greggs
>get some hot sausage rolls
>haven't planned that far ahead
Could be an alri day t͏bh la
>>57608741
It's the principle lad.
>>57608677
any noods lad
>>57608734
>haha let's deflect from the fact I got caught out :)
>Who wants to do an AMA
>Btw just posting her specially from work because my website is down, but don't worry fans, it'll be back up soon! I might even send a lucky user some free signed goodies from Thailand!
> Btw, am in Thailand! XD
who do u guys have on horse death jump?
Putting a cheeky £20 on the last samuri
>went to get ice cream to celebrate getting job
>forgot to get melatonin as well and I'm out
pineal gland won't forgive me for this
why isn't she my girlfriend
and what i stand for
fuck em
B R I C K S Q U A D
>>57608761
top notch la
>>57608786
are you really this wound up?
>>57608761
Cheeky haha
It's a shame that Greggs do shit coffee though desu
>>57608791
because you are not the Arab bull she wants
>>57608815
>are you really this wound up?
Do you really have to ask at this point?
>>57608836
suppose not
>>57608815
I'm hardly wound up, you spend your time just going 'you must be so mad! XD'
You are literally an insufferable cunt.
Can somebody please tell me how I can filter the thailand flag?
my farts have been amazing today
>>57608836
>/kpg/ is the autist getting triggered by Thailand
wew
>>57608854
install 4chanx
@57608863
>kpeg
>>57608263
nice
what time are you starting?
>>57608815
Well you shouldn't post in /thailad/ unless you want to deal with thailad.
>>57608862
me too famalam, last one was stinky af. Lucky there's no one else here with me.
Yeah, really lucky haha
>>57608882
top kek, I don't think it won genuinely, I suspect you know full well it didn't either. Nice proxy spam lad
>>57608897
Was for
>>57608786
after a few months of posting in /brit/ this kpop lad is starting to grow on me
Really glad I switched to almond milk lads.
Just wish they sold it in jugs.
>>57608928
he's a good lad
>>57608914
>no evidence
cam up now faggot before i defoo you.
>Trying to work up enough drive to go into work today
Said I might show up for 3 or 4 hours. I could probably make £100 in that time.
Should I go in?
>>57608957
Stefan pls no
I know there's a bunch in here that do drugs so please tell me
What are some fairly cheap/available drugs that will give me a good night alone
>>57608986
Alcohol
might move to a third world country to save dosh
>>57608437
Was quite looking forward to the thaistream desu
>>57608986
Magic mushrooms are cheaper than weed
>>57608999
staying where you are then?
>>57608986
Nutmeg will give you a whole weekend if you can stomach the intake.
Or have the know-how to separate the oil.
>>57608999
Get a job you fucking idiot
>>57608957
>tfw you will never pull down on his cheeks on-camera to reveal to the world that his "jaw" is just fat on top of a mediocre jawline
>>57609026
muh hdi
>>57609019
Tried them before and it was decent but nothing amazing
>>57608997
I don't see the appeal. Tastes like shit, feels mostly shit and only worth getting drunk to get with girls
>>57608615
Jesus Christ mate
Syndicates are an institution, essential part of British working life
>>57609047
I have a FUCKING job d*ckhead
>>57609065
They're also forbidden by Islam apparently, and the region director prohibited them as unnecessarily biased against portions of our dedicated team of colleagues
>>57608986
Also interested, I know loads on here take mixes of legal / prescription drugs
>>57608615
I think I'd go out of my way to subtly piss her off
Harry got a bow tie
>>57609112
big hazza aha
me on the left
>>57609112
Looking sharp Harry lad
>This is the kind of cartoon kids are watching these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCm1sjARU7E
Business idea: A novel about a man named Mr. E whose true identity is a mystery
Lads are there any jobs besides like a web developer that you could do freelancing entirely online? Looking for a comfy job which could be done whilst travelling
>>57609144
top fucking kek
how did pajeet make it out to the US? he must have been one of about 100 over there at the time.
>>57609100
Disdainful
I can't imagine going into a workplace and kicking up a fuss over shit like that for my fringe beliefs. Unless I was Jewish and worked in a place where I had to handle pork or something - but letting others have a lottery syndicate? I dont get how it affects thwm
>>57609155
You enjoyed Scooby Doo then la?
>>57609183
oy vey
>>57609184
RELP
>>57609144
>Nephew is very young
>go round brothers gaff to catch up
>Newport is in the lounge watching telly
>watching 2 programs: one is 'Stephen Universe' and the other is 'Uncle Grandpa'
YouTube them, honestly the most autistic thing I've ever seen
At least it's not anime
starting to wonder if I can smell my farts or some rotting food I've forgotten about
bit worried
>>57609079
Get a good one
>>57609238
it's your soul dying
i know because i can smell it too
alri
Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
>>57609144
holy shit that's hilarious, I was expected her to be trans or something
>>57609257
why would my soul be dying??? Bet you feel pretty dumb now
Really disappointed about Molly Drake being as mediocre as her son.
Fund it
>>57609281
maori genocide
>>57609279
*expecting
>>57609279
>just looks like a shit cartoon
>then the twist.
excellent
>>57609297
there was never a Maori genocide apart from inter-tribal shit
dummy
>>57609291
meant for
>>57609271
>>57609291
>It's a "Kevin makes Robert Cry Again" episode
>>57608997
alcohol is a liquid m8
>>57608969
ye
>>57609317
you almost wiped them out with your diseases
>>57609317
over half of them died after we came lad, though it was mostly from disease, so not really our fault.
business plan: burn pubes for fuel - endless energy, prevent STDs and increase hygiene levels all at once
>>57609365
why didn't they just trade some land for better immune systems rofl
need a gf
already have one but want a new one
>>57609404
then convert to islam you stupid chink
>>57609428
want a white gf
>>57609404
greedy cunt
>>57609460
>white gf
Morning, cunts
>>57609460
i don't think any white qt's would want your asian needle dick tbqh
business idea: set up an autoban for any yank posting in a thread titled /brit/ on /int/
*posts in /brit/*
>>57609495
my current gf is white
Parents are now making jokes about how I'll never move out
Hurts
Gonna have a wank and fall asleep to Beach House again.
Night lads.
>Gonna have a wank and fall asleep to Beach House again.
>>57609572
just keep her then you nob, why do you want a new one
the so called islamic state, or as I've taken to calling them, daesh
did the swedish call meme
>>57609719
Mate if any of their members saw this they'd be fuming!
>>57609669
I want one with big chebs
>>57609719
raging!!!!!!!!! just like progressives, or the regressive left as i now call them!!!!!!
BIZARRE FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES
If yanks have got anything right, it's their customer service, 24hour culture and actual options and variety
How is this and why is Britain so shit at it?
>the alt-right
>the regressive left
>youtube politics
>>57609616
why do people let pets touch their food
absolute degenerates
>Lorraine Pascal on Saturday Kitchen
>>57609828
the regressive left is pretty good term, though, and only came about less than a year ago by someone who was indifferent
>the archbishop of canterbury's mum was a fucking sket
top kek, as they say
>>57609803
why are swedes so self important lads, literally smdh tbfgdh laddos
>>57609144
>oar
like a picture of an oar or something?
what kind of pictographic, hyroglyphic bullshit is this?
>>57609616
>the regressive left is pretty good term, though, and only came about less than a year ago by someone who was indifferent
>>57609907
so called 'kek'
>post anything about the left
>get fedora'd
Does Carl lurk brit?
Non-terrorists aren't terrorists, or "NotAllMuslims" as they say.
Don't have to worry about the terrorists now, phew
posting an image without looking at the thumbnail, hope it's a goodun
>>57609988
yes ama
down to my target weight lads
83kg
187cm
BMI = 23.7
6 months ago it was 26.5
time to start lifting for the summer and get meself a girlfriend
