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patriotic AND anime edition
at the same time
cara
crayon pop
maisie
Kyary
good edition
If Jezza is going to attack Cameron on taxes, Jezz should reveal his taxes
Troisième pour Vive la France
hmm
Iv got the first dubs in the thread
Oh my
>>57538205
whats my name
poo
steal that one, if you dare
bump
dead thread
>>57538293
saya > shitaru
>>57538231
Football's more popular, I'd reckon.
help me lads i have yellow fever, i cant stop checking out every asian girl that walks past
fucking ISP keeps randomly resetting my IP so i can't use my pass for 30 minutes
Ronnie
>>57538311
fuck off andy
>>57538249
Cameron is actually very pro EU, however with the rise of UKIP and many members of his party being against the EU he pretty much had to call a referendum
>>57538311
Muhhamed John Smith?
>>57538328
delet this
im nigel
>>57538356
nah mate im a mathew
>>57538338
they are so uggo though
prefer African girls to most Asians honestly
>>57538361
>>57538363
sounds about right
he he
>GAYon pop
lets get ready to rumboooowwllll
>>57538363
He's not the leader of the Remain movement though. he's just the leader of a government which said they'd only agree to stay if the Eu reformed and we got a new deal.
We did, so they are
>abortion is murder
>>57538365
evening russia
>>57538406
wew
>>57538372
Africans are better. Got a Anglo-Jamaican qt gf
grime
>>57538396
me with my legs in the air
>>57538417
cameron IS the official head of the remain campaign, not sure what you're on about
>>57538406
good play list btw
PAKIS IN
>>57538406
district 8 has already won
everyone in this photo is dead
>>57538406
>District 3
Grinning in anticipation
>>57538460
what ? is he british
bit random
>>57538406
DO IT CORWALL
FOR YOU BRETON MATES
>>57538406
>no wessex
Disgrace
>>57538218
this 2bh
>>57538486
>everyone laughing in canned laughter is dead
>>57538406
>district 2
ahh excellent
So, lads, got any plans for Saint George's Day?
>>57538406
>Pandering to Dormers
S M H
>>57538406
roll
>>57538406
>in the chinky pop sex offender district
moving to knightsbridge in 3 weeks
>>57538538
the lads
>>57538540
Of course not, don't be such a fucking racist
You have 10 seconds to justify your opposition to an Islamic Europe when, as an apathetic male, you'd be better off than you are under the current system.
>>57538406
WHERE IS CORBYN?
>>57538353
What an ugly bastard.
Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo, is the only human, alive or dead that isn’t in the frame of this picture, 1969
Collins took this picture of the Lunar Module, containing Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong with Earth in the background, during the Apollo 11 mission. This makes him the only person ever to have lived who was not inside the frame of the photo. Matter cannot be created or destroyed. That means that every human that lived up to the point of this photo being taken still exists, at least in some form, and every human that has been born since then was also is in this photo, at least in some form. So even if you were born after this picture was taken, the materials you’re made from are still on the frame of this picture.
>>57538403
Ah Mr. Egaraf of course!
>>57538586
district 5
>>57538586
right above you
>>57538540
Fuck off you vile racist cunt
>>57538568
I like sausages, bacon, ham etc.
I like freedom of speech, expression etc
I don't want to pray 5 times a day
>>57538406
>no Edinburgh
wow rude
>>57538540
Actually don't know when St. Georges day is
>M8 WEW is not available
How the fuck does anyone have that plate. It's a /brit/ in joke.
>>57538406
district 10 2bh
PIVOT
PIVOT
PIVOT
>>57538540
Thought I'd volunteer to clean my local mosque in the spirit of multiculturalism
>>57538632
Rash
>>57538593
what about all the people on the other side of the earth?
>>57538406
>no craven
>no maisiebro
>>57538647
hmmm very interesting
>>57538593
wouldn't everyone on the opposite side of the Earth also not be in the picture?
>>57538673
craven is there
>>57538673
craven is in distrcit 11
>>57538632
-eid
>>57538632
23rd of April. If we're to resist the blight of 'multi-culturalism' we must take back our own traditions, and celebrate our culture
>on a bus tour of New York
>driver asks if theres anybody from another country on board
>one person shouts out Belgium
>driver says cool
>shout out Ireland
>driver says "top o the morning to ya"
Fucking yanks
>>57538673
craven is in district 11
>>57538568
>have to pray 5 times a day;
>no pork
>can get publicly whipped for holding hands in public
>no pre marrital sex
>no alcohol
>no drugs
>no free speech
>can get executed for "blasphemy"
>if you dont convert you have to pay higher taxes and face persecution
>>57538639
have you tried wew lad?
>>57538406
Can someone explain the IMG 1142 meme to me please.
>>57538540
only got plans for bicycle day heh
I'm not at all patriotic and i don't like anime
Hope this country falls tbqh
>>57538722
dont reply to him
>>57538704
Fuck off you bloody racist
>>57538745
rasheed
Rare flag lads
>>57532781
>>57538735
some aussie ended up posting his own face in a thumbnail
>>57538759
sir, yes sir
>>57538735
an australian was posting folders on his hard drive telling people to pick which folder to go in to next, we end up in the 'holiday' folder and there was a picture of himself on there with the bendy neck
>>57538735
some australian posted his holiday pics file and that was IMG 1142
>>57538755
where are the machine operators when you need then aye mate
>>57538625
>I like sausages, bacon, ham etc
Wouldn't be banned, not close to feasible. Even in the ME you can easily get your hands on alcohol
>I like freedom of speech, expression etc
You'd have more than you do now
>I don't want to pray 5 times a day
You're not forced to
>>57538755
not that poster
>>57538773
that's not rare
>>57538776
are you the dutch face collector
>>57538773
canada's flag when they're a grown up country
FONT
>>57538773
mentioned
>Captchas change from door numbers to random squiggles after a few hours of browsing
why...
>>57538776
>>57538785
>>57538789
no spoonfeeding
REALLY bored
>>57538773
he's been shitposting all day lad
>>57538823
oy vey
>>57538804
Ahh yes, Going to a bacon dealer and facing punishment for it is just as good as getting it in tesco
>>57538849
bravery is my forte
>>57538849
just skip to the end you useless cunt
>>57538849
wtf i didn't even do anything
C R A V E N
>>57538867
do some work on the 3rd eye
>>57538849
rip sophie
How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.
>>57538849
Based Thailad
>When a guy at work shows you his Anglo Saxon themed heavy metal band
so the sausage shop was out of andouille, went with chicken habanero. not that good if i'm being honest.
also got a hungarian for later.
>>57538849
>TEEEEEEEEMPZ stabs rorke with a tree branch
having a semi sexual convo with a girl over whatsapp
HE'S HERE
>>57538942
didn't read any of this
>>57538942
Nice use of a Thesaurus
forgot to paste half of them in l0l
janny is a top lad
>>57538997
stupid female
>>57538849
caralad should fight cara
>>57538997
>rasheed
q e q
>>57538997
>nova scotia fishing
quelle surprise
>>57538888
>those quads
oy vey
>>57538997
k, RIP Celtic bro :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
drinking innocent smoothies to induce pancreatic cancer
does it for free
holy shit why is tomoko is so hot god damn i want to be josuke's father and give him so many siblings his mom's tits will sag like cracker volley, all brown up her areola and leak milk everywhere then have him fix her mom's busted up vagOOO and give him another four dozens of siblings until tomoko break the diamonds
>>57538997
if lanc doesn't kill me i'll be disappointed
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>57539130
i sincerely want to kill you also
>Mercia
>>57539033
pls no
>essex and maisie huddle for warmth
calling it now
Lads I can buy F5 DESU for £599
>delete a post
>/brit/ goes mental
genuinely would love to know the type of retards who bid for ebay items days before it's scheduled to end
>>57539149
what's your original flag?
>>57539167
bit dumb keyboards start at 5 pounds i'm sure
>>57539175
alri janny
>>57539152
Are you prepared to die for her lad?
which father ted episode should i watch lids
>>57539167
doesnt seem like they even do that format
>>57538568
I don't agree with the tenets of Islam
it promotes a military rigidity in life with far more state control and far less room for artistic expression.
it strangles the soul and any Muslim attempts to embrace mysticism have been met with assault by the mainstream or worse.
beyond that I don't think sexual separation is a good idea for a healthy society and neither is their utter disdain for history.
its a highly over-rational/legalistic faith for the most part which I find incredibly distasteful for the same reason I don't like it in Protestants.
plus alcohol and so forth, sin is what comes out of the mouth not what goes in, self restrained should be entirely a personal endeavour not a social requirement to not end up an outcast.
>>57539188
lancashire
made a few new ones
>>57539225
melt
>>57539222
All of them. Go on.
>>57539225
>tfw no fun reg's
some paki spent 6 million on F1
>>57539222
largest lingerie shop one
>>57539222
Entertaining Father Stone
just did a practice theory test and got 12 out of 50 questions right haha
The Greeks! The Romans! Instinctive nobility, taste, methodical inquiry, genius for organization and administration, faith in and the will to secure the future of man, a great yes to everything entering into the imperium Romanum and palpable to all the senses, a grand style that was beyond mere art, but had become reality, truth, life . All overwhelmed in a night, but not by a convulsion of nature! Not trampled to death by Teutons and others of heavy hoof! But brought to shame by crafty, sneaking, invisible, anaemic vampires! Not conquered, only sucked dry! Hidden vengefulness, petty envy, became master ! Everything wretched, intrinsically ailing, and invaded by bad feelings, the whole ghetto world of the soul, was at once on top ! One needs but read any of the Christian agitators, for example, St. Augustine, in order to realize, in order to smell, what filthy fellows came to the top. It would be an error, however, to assume that there was any lack of understanding in the leaders of the Christian movement: ah, but they were clever, clever to the point of holiness, these fathers of the church! What they lacked was something quite different. Nature neglected perhaps forgot to give them even the most modest endowment of respectable, of upright, of cleanly instincts. Between ourselves, they are not even men. If Islam despises Christianity, it has a thousandfold right to do so: Islam at least assumes that it is dealing with men.
>>57539222
rabbit one
>>57539216
looks like she doesn't need me to >>57539268
>>57538074
>>57538074
give us a bump lads
>>57539246
idgi. whats he even doing then
>>57539268
>brum and sara davidson talking in the distance
KEK
>>57539222
the one where the really boring priest comes to stay with him
>>57539268
>Muhammed constructs a shack
off to drive my dad around
dumb cunt had himself a stroke and now i have to help him run all of his errands
>>57539308
why dont boys sustain an erection when they're getting bummed?
>>57539222
Speed 3 is objectively the pinnacle of Father Ted and anybody who disagrees is a raging faggot
>>57539301
soon lad
>>57539268
close shave
i thought you also posted all the ones that had dies the day before or am i jumping the gun
Why are yanks allowed anything they want? They can even have heart symbols.
watching batman the animated series 2bh
>>57539305
T B H is filtered to DESU
>>57539354
How the fuck do people do anal, looks bloody painful.
>>57539354
to get into the porn industry, straight guys are often forced to do gay porn whether they like it or not
>>57539383
thats probably just for the front and not a real plate
could be wrong though
>>57539383
i dont understand the dvla site.
i've seen plates that vary way more than what it gives you
>>57539308
>wearing a condom
How am I supposed to wank to this? I need to see that naked, glistening cock as nature intended.
>>57539354
a lot of them aren't into it and do it for the money
>>57539383
no we can't
>>57539383
all government services are underfunded so have to create gimmicks to generate operating income
https://www.dmv.ca.gov/ipp2/initPers.do
>>57539441
it's real
>>57539354
>>57539308
wondering the same
>>57539222
christmas special
too many gay here lately pfft
>>57539436
Why is it with tranny porn, their dick is all shrivelled up and brown? Is it because of estrogen or something?
>>57539308
err... kinda gay dude O_o
Daily reminder we're being raided by some muslim forum. Rasheed is walking amongst us.
New gimmick idea:
When posting a new thread, one of the links, hidden stealthily, will be to a random post on /int/
none of you swine will suspect it
>>57539420
hm thought he meant desu or else he would have tried to circumvent the filter
desu itself is a meme word that would look pretty dope on a plate
>>57539503
Estrogen diminished your male features, yes
>>57539504
you're a dumb cunt
>>57539494
post fuggin machines
dog has an obsession with ripping any bit of paper he finds on the floor in to shreds
My license plate is the OK_Hand emoji (aka 'banter signal')
>someone on my course has been given a 2 week extension on their dissertation because they're currently in Calais working with the migrants in the jungle
you'll never guess what religion she is
cant imagine wanting to get bummed
>>57539622
catholic
>>57539503
estrogen makes it difficult to get erect + being brazillian
>>57539599
>kids symbol
what did they mean by this
>>57539622
could you just say you're going to calais to help migrants to get yourself an extension then just sit at home for 2 weeks?
>>57539599
>kids symbol
is that what yanks call hearts
>>57539622
Catholic
I WANT ALL GAY BASTARDS OUT OF THIS FUCKING THREAD.
>>57539611
just thrash him with some wire whenever you catch him doing it; they soon learn
>>57539377
have patients
>>57539626
I'd be willing to try it, if the person used loads of lube, I've done it on myself a few times but never really enjoyed it.
>>57539674
>>57539652
pic is probably related maybe??
>>57539622
Guarantee you'll get money selling this story to the daily mail
>>57539664
>>57539671
selection of symbols for the special "kids" plate (with the flowers and grass on the bottom). you can choose a heart, a hand, a star, or a plus sign
look here
https://www.dmv.ca.gov/ipp2/initPers.do
Daily reminder that white people are weak and effeminate and only exist to be bred by strong black bulls
>>57539704
FONT
>>57539699
Don't get it.
>>57539686
no that would be rude
>>57539675
*squeezes your knob and looks you right in the eyes with a wry smile*
No.
>>57539704
wew cara
wew bucks & maisie
RIP essex
>>57539668
it's for her dissertation, she's studying the refugee crisis or some shit
>>57539710
I'm not a grass
>>57539704
there we go
that whore nearly stole my kill
>>57539717
children can't drive
wonder what goes wrong in people's life that they end up like this >>57539726
>>57539647
Bailey Jay seems to be doing alright in that department still. God-tier pornstar
>>57539704
JME you b*ck bastard
Kinda pissed and thinking about texting my crush. 99% sure she likes me back but has a BF.
Great, she got too drunk to fuck and hurled. Making the bitch some tea.
>>57539705
I'll bum you if you bum me first ;)
>>57539704
>Nova Scotia singing D&B bangers to himself
hehe
>>57539772
>i'm not a grass
nah you're just chatting shit and making the story up for attention
https://youtu.be/beN7FftWNCM?t=98
me every night
even with an Annual Renewal Fee: the yanks have it better than us
600 quid for a shitty meaningless code
might actually bomb the dvla i'm that angry
>>57539704
>Comrade Corbyn dies from hunger
typical socialist
>>57539814
alamao
>>57539704
>>57539805
STRANGLE MAN WITH THE MICROPHONE LEAD
>>57539836
Maybe when I break up with the gf haha, sadly anal is out of the question with her
>>57539886
>>57539805
oh fuck it was tempz not jme
misread that
>>57539854
it's europe's largest lingerie section father
/brit/s getting a bit too shit right now
going to take a break and go for a run
>>57539814
I trust craypoplad
Business idea: improve the national gene pool by pumping gas into job centres
>>57539913
excellent
>>57539875
You mean after you bought it it's not yours for good?
You have to pay annually?
>>57539939
ok then bugger off
side note rihanna is proper peng in (both) work work work videos
>>57539916
is that Tracy beaker?
What was that about again? Some kids that live in some sort of halfway house cause no cunt wants them?
>>57538293
karen > whoever that invalid girl is
>>57539985
yes & yes
Are you supposed to bring the details of your references to a job interview?
I have a job interview tomorow and my CV (which they have seen) says that I have references available upon request when in fact I have none.
>Poleaboo failed at rolling a joint
WHY THE FUCK MUST I FAIL AT EVERYTHING IN LIFE
FUCK
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT NOW?!
>>57539939
>that pic
Wew lad
Phone is lagging and fucking up horribly rn it's not very pleasant
>>57540004
make a bong from a plastic bottle
>>57540004
Post pic
>>57539985
>he didn't read the book first
>there hasn't been any global warming since 1998!
>>57539961
someone is butthurt that they have to go to bed now
>kenthog on the prowl
worrying
billy and cara are formidable warriors
>>57539981
>proper peng
>>57539968
yeah bit shitty but it means they have better selections and it means you dont need to commit to £700. you can stop if you decide it's too frivolous.
trust yanks to get the right market oriented approach
Making a cuppa lads
Anyone else want one?
Janny's asleep, post chubby girls
>>57540049
getting some tips for the rematch
>>57540004
try again
>>57540049
oh dare
>>57540024
Sounds even harder
>>57540026
No, I'm just going to try again, I don't want to sit in this mess any longer than need be
>>57540073
>this
>chubby
Lol no, mate.
>>57540073
>chubby
She looks perfectly thick m8, not chubby.
I'm seriously considering just taking whatever job requires the least human interaction. It makes me so fucking stressed to have to rely on communicating with other people. I know that I can't do well in an environment like this.
Why am I like this
>>57540004
Have you been trying to roll a j for like 3 hours or what?
>It's a reddit flags wank each other off episode
>>57539939
THIS IS THE CLOSEST AS A BMW DRIVER I HAVE COME TO A WOMAN'S SKIN
>>57540049
Will Keith truly is a master of the bwade
>>57540019
is it an iphone?
>>57540059
Yanks can have plates that break the rules while ours have to stay in a very rigid format. It sucks.
Also the DVLA adds a premium if you want a plate with "F1" "V6" or "V8" in it.
>>57540004
use a pen, wrap the skin round the pen and stick it with no weed in it or tobacco, then when you do that just pack the weed/tobacco in through the top with a roach
>own the new £5 coin for JUST £5!
wew
i don't want any (You)s
>>57540113
the things I would do
Slags
>>57540197
lies
>>57540113
LISBON
I
S
B
O
N
>>57540117
You just need to put yourself in social situations as much as possible. I use to be socially awkward as fuck now I'm popular and charismatic as fuck.
@57540197
dont reply to him
>>57540107
Are you one of those guys who posts hamplanets in every chubby thread? Because fuck you.
>>57540201
me on't right
got a solitary etizolam pencilled in for tomorrow as a treat for going a week without benzos
>>57540229
>just be yourself
>>57540210
looks like you've fallen right into my trap
>>57540049
wish this shit wouldn't hit so close to home
>>57540245
feen
>>57539847
suck your dead great gran through your dad's batty crease rudeboi
>>57540197
Your reverse psychology won't work on me m8
>>57540073
Sorry I'm late.
>tfw desperately need new pictures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeNEq0TWGdk
OUTRAGEOUS
>>57540238
Nope, I like fit, slim girls with nice ass and tits but that girl isn't chubby.
>>57540288
good reference
>>57540245
Flush them m8. "Just one for good behavior" as you're trying to quit is bullshit.
304
>a
foy
>>57540303
...Where can I get one of these?
STOP POSTING FAT GIRLS
>>57540288
Ahh yes, somebody volunteering in calais
absolute proof they got a 2 week extension, and definitely not some random person
>>57540382
1>3>2
Done?
>>57540124
Put it on hold, wasn't sure I'd roll today
>>57540175
Too late now, thanks though
>>57540393
what do you want me to do, get a fucking transcript of our conversation as proof? jog on you fucking weapon
>>57540351
Would absolutely destroy that.
t. virgin
/brit/
AND I WON'T BE DENIED BY YOU
THE ANIMAL INSIDE OF YOU
oops, I let a sack of potatoes go mouldy as fuck and they've stunk the place up pretty bad, also leaking some ill brown liquid everywhere
Tempted to post my chubby gf's arse
Should I do it lads?
cara "the unstoppable"
Why is this so expensive?
Other reg's with LAD in them cost £300
>>57540448
n-no homo
>>57540422
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
ABSOLUTELY SCREECHING
>>57540448
one reddit flaggot at a time
>>57540382
Fuck 3 and kill the other 2.
>>57540004
>>57540422
I knew you wouldn't be able to do it and told you tu buy one of these but you wouldn't listen
that won't even smoke properly and will be gone within 3 drags and will be a waste of the weed you put in
@57540428
you've had your attention for your made up shite, now fuck off
>>57540416
Just imagine, there's no way she's a virgin. Somebody's actually been between those thighs. Lucky cunt.
>>57540422
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57540486
t. lad who rolled nothing but perfect, tight, fat joints right from his very first try also he drives a ferrari and his dad owns nintendo
>>57540422
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
HAHAHAHAHA
>>57540422
Fuck me... why didn't you make an L?
>>57540448
based cara 2bh
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Would you go down on her?
>>57540422
tears in my eyes lads
tears
so what's the deal with leftists?
>>57540448
slep tight pupper
>>57540559
didn't she fuck dan bilzerian
>>57540444
Triples demand it
>>57540560
i'd let her nosh my willy but nothing else
>>57540422
start again
im fucking hate each and every one of you autists
>>57540560
No. Fatties are fat for a reason, because they're lazy.
Lazy people have bad personal hygiene.
>>57540560
dont find her attractive like the last chub
>>57540422
It's smokeable. Don't listen to the bullies.
>>57540559
lawd have mercy
>>57540559
95% of Claire's pics were taken by her dad and taken when she was ~14. No way he doesn't get off on people wanking to them like some weird cuck-father.
>>57540454
hotlad?
>>57540590
Surely not
>>57540612
got some bad news for you lad
(you're an autist too)
>>57540514
99% of my pictures are amateurs taking pictures at home, they all probably ended in sex.
>>57540590
i dont know who that is
>>57540546
I didn't know what you meant, I just followed the instructions shown in a video that was posted
>>57540422
can't breathe chaps
>>57540574
UMMMM LEFTISTS?
nu bred pls
>>57540574
>Europe makes Germany feel guilty over WWII
>Germany becomes dominant force on Europe, exerts cultural influence
>entirety of European liberalism is now cucked
>>57540612
>I am fucking hate each and every one of you autists
Good one twat
>>57540612
can you fuck an emotion?
>>57540636
>95%
hmm.png
Goyim should like fat girls now
>>57540702
i still dont know who that is
don't understand how there's ZERO customisation on dvla site. pretty sure ive seen people with plates that are only 1 or 2 digits
>>57540725
Presumably some were taken by her ugly boyfriend who she shagged in a plane toilet. He appears in a few of her sets so it's fair to assume.
want to kiss a girl lads
>>57540804
boy whats wrong with you ?
>>57540792
i dont even know who she is mate i just found my way on her instagram somehow and saved a photo
