gyaldem edition
cara
crayon pop
morning lads
>>57540647
this2bh
thread's dying
bump
>>57540637
mi gyaldem sugar
Which one goyim?
>>57540623
Thanks, I'll go for it
>>57540498
I wouldn't know where to buy one, it looks like some paki contraption
>>57540702
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY
time for another spliff lads
Kyary
do i have a chance lads
>sstarting college at 23
looking forward to wanking to completion soon
i'm the stupidest person in /brit/
prove me wrong
Want a finnish gf 2bh lads.
Made a god tier webm of a qt girl ordering a cheeseburger just for /int/ only to find out audio isn't allowed here. Fucking reee
>there is someone reading this post right now who was THAT guy in school who brought his p.e kit in inside an aldi/lidl/netto bag
>>57540774
You can have some of mine la
Just rolled it
kev is on the hunt for cunt
>>57540795
What's wrong with this?
It's literally better than never starting or doing something you hate
dan blizerian is just another overcompensating manlet
if he was 6'0" he wouldn't even have an instagram
>>57540702
No way
>>57540787
who even is this bird? she famous or something
>>57540837
VERY good post
T H I C K
>>57540822
I recently found out that Jerry Seinfeld and Rob Schneider are two different people.
There.
>>57540848
ah thanks, looks like it'll burn itself up pretty quickly though haha
>>57540853
bit fucking rude lids
>>57540753
A fucking machine pls
>>57540758
it's not a paki contraption it's quite good but it will be sold in most paki shops
you're a paki for fucks sake but you're missing out on the only thing pakis are good for which is selling dodgy stuff in your local newsagents
>>57540839
>bringing your PE kit in inside any supermarket carrier bag
>>57540839
Five years of secondary school and I never brought gear for PE. Did my homework there instead so I could surf the information superhighway all evening.
>>57540848
excellent post
nice one Brayden, proud of you
>>57540753
2 and 4
>>57540878
massive cheb slag from canada
>>57540890
I thought Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel were the same person
putting manchester on my back
>jfs
not a fan
>>57540853
going to get some fruit using my hatchet aha
>>57540853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YSozbfIQbY
>>57540896
Naw, it's cool man
We'll get high af!
>>57540753
Far left. With a nose like that, my offspring would surely be protected as G*d's chosen people when the cleansing begins.
>not forgetting your PE kit and having to get your mum to drop it off at the office
>>57540856
Just a bit embarrassing when everyone else has their degree and job and I'm only starting. Plus I'll be surrounded by kids.
i remember there being a million gigapixel image of london
does anyone know where i can find it
>>57540637
A few weeks ago my black m8 at uni was smoking a joint in his room with these three Guyanan birds before we went out and I went in to see what was what and the girls were all randomly grinding on each other, then this thick black girl with a huge arse started grinding on me essentially to make me feel nervous because I'm white, I enjoyed it a lot desu senpai.
>>57540848
poleaboo is such a fucking spacker.
How do people like that even survive.
Let's say, for example, we were chimps in the wild. That cunt would have died within a week of being born.
>>57540853
talk shit get arrow'd
>>57540795
m8 I might have to go back to uni at 25 hahahaha
>>57540942
>>57540878
She's famous on 4chan for years
>>57540954
remember to lift with the legs lad, that could cause you serious damage
>>57540954
bugzy is shit
swear hes from fucking bury kek
Been to NYC three times and L.A twice desu
>>57541017
yeah but why
>>57540839
Me and this other guy would always forget our PE kits so we could spend two hours in the locker room sucking each other's cocks.
>>57541008
There's probably 0 weeds in there too
>tfw no fat slag gf
Poleaboo tried smoking the spliff/joint
Had trouble inhaling as the roach was pushed in a bit and
Figured this was stupid as I wasn't even sure if I was smoking right so I just put it out after three puffs
Think I might just dump this shit
I can't imagine myself ever getting it right and seeing it, thought of this gear subsequently makes me depressed
>>57541048
>going abroad, ever
fonbt
>>57541064
take a guess
>I drink for the taste
Been posting on this Arabian D&D forum since 2008.
Bit depressing this is the one constant in my life.
>>57541026
>lift with the legs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur_5IT_28mg
>>57541048
What's NYC like? My sister's doing Camp America in NY during the summer, thought I might visit
>Get shot in the face
>Receive Nobel peace prize
Wish I lived somewhere comfy.
>>57540804
You honestly mean to tell me that you want to feel a girl's soft, warm lips pressing urgently against yours while you feel her breath become rapid from the adrenaline of her attraction and you let the scent of her perfume rising off her neck fill your nostrils as you pull her close and feel her soft skin under your fingertips?
degenerate
>>57541072
About 0.33g actually
>>57540954
>>57541037
shifty was the original GOAT manchester mc
if he didn't get monged from that car crash then bugzy would be no one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvHfcOuM570
![uEh2LgS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WFLMwJZ.jpg "uEh2LgS[1].jpg")
>>57541064
Jugs
Oh mother i can feellll
the sooil falling oveer myyyy heaaaad
>>57541095
Get tinfoil, shape it around the top of a bottle, then poke holes in it, then burn a hole in bottom of the bottle and you have a pipe.
google how to make a gravity bong with tinfoil it'll get you higher than a joint and it's easy to make
>>57541048
>L.A twice
For business or what?
Did you get tacos y burritos?
>>57541111
>tfw will NEVER leave
all he wanted was an honest wage
>>57541116
amazing
hi
>>57541150
>0.33
wat
>>57541146
kissing is so much better with a girl you care about than some random slag ay tbqh
>>57541127
>be black
>get nobel peace prize
>later start assassinating people with drones
>find out an acquaintance is gay
>immediately imagine myself sucking his cock
For fuck's sake
>>57541113
That's going to hurt in the morning
and right as it happened and probably for weeks afterwards too haha
>>57541180
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo delet this
>>57541197
he bought a gram and divided it into 3
>>57541153
shhifty is at eskimo dance in manchester in 2 weeks
>>57541177
I leave for little stretches when my life is going okay. But I always come right back.
>>57541180
Janitor BTFO
posting a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXy0XnzTQuc
>>57540753
3 is the least dressed like a whore. She's my vote.
>>57541180
so irresistible even the prophet wants me
Wish I had some weed, lads.
Used to smoke everyday but stopped because it was making me lazy.
>>57541234
rip
>>57541180
>Billy
Calling it now. NOTHING can stop him.
Daily reminder that the British Space Empire will begin any year now.
>>57540753
7 > 2 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 6 > 1
>>57541180
billyk has a ferocious kill count now
>>57541237
does it at least have loads of thc
>>57541111
Same here.
Shit sucks.
>>57541179
Original longposter here. Beware: janny absolutely hates longposts and WILL put in ban requests for them.
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Stay safe.
>>57541292
have you been more productive?
>>57541171
Can I do a bong with only 1g on weed?
Who the fuck is dormers?
>>57540787
Well she's awfully proud of her implants, which means she'll suck anything, so yes you have a chance with the attention whore. Just refuse oral though god knows what she has lurking in that mouth.
>>57541244
yeah i seen that, has he released anything recently?
i was a proper fanboy around 08-09 but i've only heard a couple videos since the crash and he wasn't the same
he was meant to be on lord of the mics 5 years but had to pull out
im going to eskimo in brum in a month
Feeling a tad off today lads.
More than sad, but not quite depressed.
Anyone else feel this?
>>57541327
of course you can you only need like 0.2 for a gravity bong
>>57541292
LOW ENERGY
YOU'RE FIRED YEB!
Can't imagine being so cucked you have a monarchy haha, so glad I live in Scotland
it should be illegal to have to get up early when it's cold 2bh
>>57541237
alri calm down Einstein lad
>>57541358
haha can't imagine not qualifying for the euros lmaooooooo
used to respect poleaboo before tonight
>>57541327
Don't you have any friends that can teach you how to do this shit in person?
You're just embarrassing yourself right now
catgirls desu lads
>>57541327
yes, your standard bowl would be way less than a gram...
feel bad for david cameron. the last few days have revealed how dirt poor he is. his dad left him basically nothing and he was begging for fivers on the news
>>57541300
>Bill did you put the window in?
>I thought you were doing it
>>57541300
>2025 first test flight
Hopefully I'll be alive.
>>57541253
tbqh im at the point where i go on it without even thinking, even when i'm not on a home computer the first thing i do when i load up the internet is type "b" for boards, i don't think i possibly can give it up for more than a couple of days
I cork my posts
>>57541300
engines look funny. doubt they'd work
>>57541396
me leaning on the railing
>>57541396
>cats playing in water
hmmmmmm
>>57541358
Haha totally! xDD Scotland's NEVER had a monarchy!1!!
>>57541327
yeah easily, for someone that doesn't even smoke weed, only 0.1 in a bong/pipe would be good
have a little google, i bet there's a few shops in manchester where you could buy a bong or other weed accessories
another option is a pre rolled cone, where you just need to put the weed in the top yourself
>>57541357
>posting Trump memes
This isn't January lad. Trump is finished.
>>57541362
it's a breach of human rights
>>57541327
hahahaha fucking hell
>>57541300
reminder that a british car will break the 1000mph barrier this year
>>57541407
>>57541344
some little reddit spacker who looks like a goblin and is obsessed with Halo
>>57541409
>needing a window
Monitors and cameras lad
>>57541324
I have a full time job and commitments and even when smoking always went to work and dealt with my commitments but I was always so jaded.
Never wanted to speak with anyone, never wanted to do anything or go anywhere outside of work and never tried to get fanny. I just wanted to sit and watch tv when sober.
gonna become a modern artist
>>57541439
What's that monarcuck?
>>57541457
thats my life and i've never smoked a cigarette
>>57541407
no small loans for him
dare oh dare
Why are girls so much better than boys?
Wales
>>57541095
Do what >>57541171 said or if you're still too retarded to do that, go out and get some straight cigarettes, make a fag-sized hole in the bottle top (and have some blu tac of st handy), light the fag, put a small bit of weed on the end, put that through the hole, use blu tac to both cover any gaps in the hole and to keep the fag better in place, let the smoke fill the bottle without letting the bit of weed fall off the end of the fag, then when the bottle's full take the blu tac and fag out of the hole and to a bong hit from the bottle. This is how I smoked hash on holiday once and it was a bit fiddly but worked perfectly.
>>57541515
does this mean i got blacked and died
>>57541358
>Scotland
Quick question: do you really learn SCD in school?
Follow up: which are the first few you learn?
I may need to go to a wedding and can borrow clothes but have to go to class to learn this and am curious which ones will be done.
Thankssss.
>>57541348
i've not heard anything from him but him being there might signal a comeback
>>57541530
Tits
>>57541503
We're talking about weed, not cigs.
Used to smoke cigs and quit. So glad I did.
>>57541515
what game is this
>>57541515
Reminder that the Donald turned a small loan of a million dollars into 10 billion
>>57541547
not yet
Post your reaction when ribena pulls a whitey
>>57541541
brought up english
>>57541550
>SCD
what
>>57541561
cigarettes are tamer than illegal stuff. i was making a po
>>57541515
money is on cara
>>57541550
>do you really learn SCD in school?
yes
>which are the first few you learn?
honestly the only one I remember the name of is the gay gordons
I left school 12 years ago though so it's been a while
>>57541344
anyone got the pic of her with maisie and sophie
>>57541595
>>57541550
no lol
>>57541609
You sound so autistic
>>57541515
>Ulster's Bollocks, Muhammed and Ky get into a fight. Muhammed triumphantly kills them both.
>>57541609
SCD = Scottish Country Dance
>>57541515
poor show
see you see you see you again
>>57541595
>mfw he tries doing a g in one hit, coughs too much too inhale, immediately whiteys and wastes all of it
Reminder that Jay's dad is the best character.
brits have held the land speed record since 1983
business idea: institutionalised racism
>>57541586
Was hoping for a wipe-out but was pleasantly surprised.
>>57541395
Poleaboo used to have a friend
After he was arrested he showed sympathy, extended a hand and smoked weed with him and took him to a strip club
He offered to teach Poleaboo how to roll but he refused as he didn't want to fail
After the second arrest poleaboo went straight over to his flat but was asked to leave since he was expecting another friend over for a jam session
Poleaboo left town shortly afterwards, as the Police took his phone and his facebook was disabled, his "friend" was left with no way of contacting him
>>57541541
She's fucking qt but doesn't look asian
>>57541705
what was the ethnicity of your friend
>>57541664
didn't know this was a common initial
>>57541654
what?
i was making the point if i havent EVEN done cigarettes then you can guess i won't have gone any further
thats common language.
your reading comprehension is wrecked
>>57541719
is it possible to make a sex toy using a vacuum lads?
Reminder that there isn't a single unshooped photo or image in existence that contains both Emilia Clarke and Sophie Turner.
In all the 10s of thousands of images of the GoT cast, there is not one single image with both of them in the same frame. Apparently they hate each other.
>>57541719
is he dead
>>57541709
Mother is Korean
>>57541750
All me
ranks r thinning out
Which third eye shall I buy lads?
>>57541765
My m8 fingered sophie turner behind the bins at a club. Said she was proper dry.
>>57541740
2bh I smoked weed for 5 years before ever trying a regular cigarette
>>57541624
I've seen a few posts about that dance so I guess they'll probably do it at a wedding. Well it will broaden my cultural horizons.
Thank you.
>>57541515
>Westmids begs for Herts to kill him
wew
>>57541515
A true rollercoaster of emotions. Smiling and crying.
>>57541765
guess their characters don't interact at all tbf
>>57541785
>muhammed lets charli xcx into his shelter
fucking paki
>>57541765
Quite an interesting fact, cheers.
>>57541625
need to find a way to monetise wanking so I can make a living
why aren't you asleep you fucking degenerates?
Welsh qt
>>57541785
yeah yeah yeah i'm still about
>>57541441
Should I buy one of these
>>57541546
Sounds too difficult, too many steps
>>57541595
Not my first time smoking and yes I did pull a whitey (smoked for 3+ hours)
Threw up and just shut down
>>57541734
White British (from England)
He was a hipster type
Good lad, sociable
Wonderful how he showed sympathy to me
>>57541820
all interior scenes are shot in the same studios in belfast though
>>57541785
go on maisie lass
>>57541791
are these meant to be elven fannies because it doesnt look human
>>57541859
no get one of those with the holes next to the little pipe thing
>>57541785
c a r a
She's so fucking fit lads
>>57541765
is this true
>>57541785
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>57541804
np
I looked through this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scottish_country_dances
but the only other ones I remember that we definitely did were strip the willow and the dashing white sergeant
>>57541859
Get a plastic one that's cheap in case you drop it when you pass out
>>57541840
EVERY. FUCKING. ONE
>>57541867
doubt.jpg
>>57541785
>Nige is dead
>>57541859
yeah buy that or anything similar
google manchester smoking shops, you'll probably find a weed stall at any markets in manchester also
>>57541859
lad its so fucking easy takes two mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw-svqpfrPw
>>57541849
>take hormones
>calorie restrict
>learn to apply makeup
>grow your hair / wear wigs
You can make mad dosh as a trap camgirl but obviously it's a big commitment.
Poleaboo was already feeling a little light headed from his cold but maybe the hits on the spliff did the trick afterall?
Do feel kinda nice
>>57540993
think i'll be doing that too bruh if not later, 21 atmo, will prolly start 25ish. its fine, we'll be cool (iswear)
>>57541934
w-who is this?
>>57541711
Interesting.
>>57541879
Just get a vape for your weed If you don't want cancer
>>57541928
>i forgot...
>even "crazy diamond" can't fix the "ukip party"
>>57541859
are you buying your weed online?
>>57541955
oh dare oh dare
>>57541850
I'm off work, you degenerate.
>>57541840
nah they are on a red carpet but thanks
>>57541908
>dashing white sergeant
iirc this is the best
havent been to a ceilidh for ages . i think i've been trying to avoid from scottish culture ever since SNP made it more mainstream
>>57541740
I'm not sure if "ess cee dee" is used in the vernacular (I doubt it) but SCD is certainly used in print by the RSCDS (Royal Scottish Country Dance Society) and I figure they'd know.
https://www.rscds.org/Content.aspx
I can't even do a pas de basque at this point. Gives me incentive to strengthen my feet.
>>57541935
Do you have to call them "water pipes" when you're in the shop?
We can't say "bong" since it implies the use of illegal substances
>>57541705
I didn't know you were arrested twice. First time for the camera, second time for what?
gulping a iced coffee
>>57541854
Thoughts?
>>57541994
I'll have to give you that one.
>>57541975
oh wait its those ponies isnt it
>>57542041
zero arse
>>57541921
obviously not the same soundstage for every scene but 90% of interior sets are in belfast so the main cast are always seen out and about shopping/drinking in belfast during filming
>tfw probably won't live to see the 1,000th anniversary of the battle of hastings
>>57542020
don't know why I found this post so funny
>>57542068
>>57542021
well yeah it's implied that they're for tobacco use
can remember the guy in the shop getting quite miffed before because someone asked for laughing gas cannisters when you're supposed to ask for 'cream chargers'
>>57542020
never heard of them
>>57542090
>fishes 4000 hours straight
>dies
oh for fuck sake
>>57542088
Fuck off westmids
>>57541936
I'm fucking stupid, okay
>>57541995
ofcourse, not like I'd have the real world connections to do it the old fashioned way
>>57542026
never got arrested for the cameras, the police investigated but the girl didn't want to press charges or admit it was her in the pics out of embarrassment, I think
First arrest was for 2 /r9k/ threads where pics on 2 Polish girls were spammed alongside derogatory comments
And the blog
they called it "stalking" in Scotland
(March 2015)
Second charge was for veiled threats on /r9k/ towards the girls (September 2015)
>>57542053
>Tories not knowing the location of every commonwealth country
Pretty bad desu.
>>57542017
>. i think i've been trying to avoid from scottish culture ever since SNP made it more mainstream
I know what you mean
