average brummie lad editon
cara
crayon pop
Austria
>>57542818
He talks like a manc desu
>>57542832
this 2bh
TWINKS
W
I
N
K
S
halleys comet sub edition
Keanu
>>57542873
hi this
babbys ill tbf :(
life is for chumps and chumpettes
the doc unleashes his true power
fuk all of you
THE BANKERS
THE BONUSES
*gives medical supplies*
ffeeling sad
so lonely
so alone
>>57542903
Billy is unstoppable
>>57542870
very silly post
he's a brummie who uses a cockney/'''mockney''' accent
>>57542903
Billy K is fucking lethal
how much would you pay sophie to piss on you
>>57542903
Is the normie going to convert to islam?
>>57542903
Who can bring an end to his trail of destruction?
is /brit/ an accurate representation of british culture?
>tfw 23 year old virgin
Actually feeling slightly sad
>>57542934
Pleading guilty just cuts your sentence by a third
Doesn't change a prison sentence to a fine
I want to plead guilty, I want a show, my life is already fucked
>>57542977
so much
alri lads
who wants to pool our money together and buy a planet
thinkin of venus, haha penus venus
haha wahaa
a coalition is formed to stop the rampage, while the doc's psychic third-eye gaze turns matt's own blade against him
>>57542983
not in the slightest
this is a representation of the far right rorke
and the abnormie shut in (who is not represented in real british society/culture)
maisie
>>57542983
fuck off
>>57542977
100 quid
>>57542996
same
>>57543049
smart man now you can post cara instead
>>57542996
Same lad. I'm sure we'll lose it some day.
you're a janny a lonely janny
you're only happy when we are banned
>>57542996
pffftt i'm 4 years ahead of you and my future looks darker still
>>57542977
the janitor's wage
>>57543049
>paki and the yank in disguise dead
ahh yes, splendid
This is a pleasant face
the fact that literally all i've done in the last year is sit in a chair and stare at a screen is fucking with my head tbqh
>>57543088
sounds good
>>57543049
>mfw my actual picture has been posted to /brit/ but people still think this fake one is me
heh
whats the easiest way to top yourself
>>57543110
average dutch girl
t. aquafresh
>>57542996
I was till age 28
>>57542770
>Using the word "I"
How perculiar Poleaboo. You're supposed to banned from here
>>57543088
think the jews were gassed in showers not ovens hun :) x
>david brent film
>>57543110
looks nordic
>>57543123
brum?
BTFO and ill BTFO you in real life you paki twat
where you from? alum rock? spark hill? small heath?
you'll get heemed senpai
Does a sweaty pussy smell the same as a sweaty cock and balls or does it have a different smell?
>>57543139
run into a palestinian neighbourhood with the israeli flag draped over you
>>57543144
what happened at 28?
>>57543145
protocol is just to say "detective" when he uses the wrong pronoun
>>57543014
Will you get a criminal record for life regardless of the result?
new pc is on its way lads
>>57543139
jumping from a building/bridge/cliff
>tell girl on night out I think she's fit and get her number
>never text her
Who /scoundrel/ here
>>57543139
take a drug overdose in the bath and drown
met this good looking lad and gave him my number but he hasn't text me since :(
>>57542818
Streets are one of the best British bands ever Tbh
AGDCFF and OPM are flawless albums
>>57543230
t'was me
>>57543177
don't stay in brum anymore pham, looking on leaving the UK again
perfidious
>>57543202
Not if I'm found innocent
Already have a record from the first conviction where I plead guilty though that gets spent after a year (this September), right around the time of the new one
>>57543145
he's starting to slip, think he's losing it
>>57543144
Did work colleagues ever ask?
>>57543190
I met someone who seemed to like me and took it at face level, for years I was convinced I was ugly and that any girl who showed any interest in me was just messing with me.
Turns out I was wrong
>>57543256
yeah good, if i catch you on broad street you've had it rasheed.
bought a superdry jacket for £15
>>57542983
Yes but obviously some stuff is exaggerated for (You)s
>>57543305
>broad street
Pretty good night overall, didn't go as planned but still better than an evening sat alone.
>>57543286
based herts/nt
>>57543123
got you m8
>>57543286
>tfw mass murderer
post the kills list in the with the next picture please, think i'm on 5, i may be top
>>57543286
what a pathetic display
>>57543204
this is a cute pepe
mind if I save it?
>>57543301
no but it was a known and unspoken thing (at least when I was around) between my friends
>>57543204
Did you buy the parts to build yourself?
Here's mine.
>>57543355
BRUM?
>tfw no Hila gf
first off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
>>57543304
Was it hard that she wasn't a virgin and you were?
>>57543396
ye, puzzle edition
>>57543369
sure. it's not like i can stop you
>>57543386
yes
>7 bottles of bud in 4 hours
>still feel pretty sober
FUCKING WHY.
I don't like this feel.
>>57543408
west ride when we ride, come equipped with game
>>57543439
Is it actually you m8? I thought you died, you haven't posted here for fucking ages.
>>57543314
You got scammed desu
>>57543447
you claim to be a player but I fucked your wife
>>57543357
you're on top with 5, followed by maisie with 4 and muhammad (pbuh) with 3
>>57543436
Not really but she was very surprised when I told her. She taught me a lot so that was helpful.
how long will ribena go to prison for
do you get internet/4chan in low security prison
>>57543468
no look who i quoted
>>57543446
>Drinking Budweiser
Too unrealistic, 2/10 b8, you made me reply
>>57543446
>bud
That's why.
Why the fuck are you drinking Budweiser?
>>57543446
fuck off child
bellend smells of skips
bought some used goi-goi jeans off ebay for £6
going to wear them when i go to harvester tomorrow night
>>57543488
this really drags on 2bh
>>57543446
>he's supposed to be drunk of 7 bottles of bud
>he thinks 4 hours is a quick time to drink 7 bottles
FUCK OFF UNDERAGE
>>57543484
we bust on badboys, niggers fucked for life
>>57543488
very impressive, pleased with this
wu whole platoon is filled with racoons
madman
cant find my oneitis anywhere online :((
I really hope we vote to leave the EU
Will be cool to see how we manage
>>57543530
You should smell my balls senpai. I've been smashing them with a hammer each night for a week. I reckon they're gangrenous
>>57543530
unravelling the enigma behind this post
>>57543510
Yeah mate of course, you get to stay at home too and you're allowed to do whatever you like
Do a think before you post next time you fucking wally
>>57543572
>Manchester isnt the 2nd city
Why are Brummies so deluded?
>>57543541
upvoted
>>57543353
Spill the deets lad
>>57543599
Sounds worse than the sack of potatoes I had earlier
>>57543520
It's all I have. I have some JD but I got fucking wasted on it one time and haven't had it since.
i rarely go outside or leave my bedroom
>>57543642
Drank 7 bottles of Budweiser
>>57543572
maisie found her home haha
>Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
don't feel safe around caralad anymore
>>57543572
>>57543690
Why does she keep getting cheated on?
>>57543669
haha shes thinking of the cave (her home haha)
>gimmick posters
Remove this general
>>57543686
With your m8s ex?
>>57543723
not too happy about this if i have to be honest
The girls left 39-year-old Ms Wrightson surrounded by broken furniture and blood-stained implements, and covered in shards of broken glass. She had hundreds of injuries, was naked from the waist down, and had bled out over the sofa on which she had been placed.
Some of the crime scene photographs were deemed by the judge in the murder trial as too distressing for the jury to see.
Bloodied handprints were smeared on the walls, and blood was also found on the ceiling.
Throughout the evening the girls posed for selfies, which were Snapchatted to friends. Some pictures showed Ms Wrightson looking distressed in the background. Others didn't show Ms Wrightson, although she was there. It's likely she was already seriously injured, bleeding on the floor, while the teenagers drank, smoked and danced around to music.
>>57543723
forsee a fight between hert and arkaz
>>57543723
backing dormaroo
>>57543723
:c poor maisie
>tfw been on /brit/ for years
>tfw shit memory and can't remember all the gimmicks and posters
>>57543605
not all of us are low class scum who've been in and out of prison before like you lmao
how about you do a fuck off you smug worm
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
caralad dint go down without a fight
>>57543780
>tfw no Craven
>>57543758
sounds like these girls are the new venables and what's his name
>>57543622
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_districts_by_population
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_localities_in_England_by_population
D E L U S I O N
>>57543809
see you next time
>>57543539
this
>>57543488
post the winner
>>57543809
pretty sure kyary got cut from a bush picking berries
weak fuking slut
>>57543758
>>57543809
Masie and Dormers eh? Interesting
>>57543809
What was she doing with the bloody supplies?
>>57543864
praying for maisie
>>57543758
>white "people"
Caralad
sairoise lad
Flag mongs
FONT mongs
Rasheed mongs
Gf just sent me this mongs
Normie mongs
Poleaboo mong
Crayon poop mong
CRAVEN
FATCAM
190cm mong
That midland black lad (4got his name)
Fuck off yank mongs
Maisie mongs
Sophie turner mong
Am i missing anybody?
>>57543758
>Bloodied handprints
>Leaving your fingerprints
The dumb fucking sluts
>>57543883
herts killed him in Essex's honour
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
Why do similar countries to the UK have more than one decent city yet Birmingham and Manchester are shit/small in comparison
>>57543864
shaking my head
>>57543864
Might have to spend eight pence on a text to inform him.
>>57543864
not even here to see his victory
>>57543892
can take a horse to water
very impressive
Shower went ice cold all of a sudden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpiKSiSBiX4
>>57543934
Manchester>Edinburugh>>'''London'''>Newcastle>>>>>the rest
>>57543934
The UK is very centralised
>>57543642
turned up and within minutes a mutual friend turned up and surveyed the scene and sussed the situation and decided to hang around.
We (me and her, the friend was driving) drank lots then he drove home eventually, by which time she was wasted and started feeling sick then hurled so I made her a cup of tea and took her upstairs and put her pyjamas on her and tucked her in and then she kissed me (she'd brushed her teeth thank god) and tried to get me to get into bed but I told her I'd do terrible things to her but only when she wasn't on the verge death. Turned lights off, left, locked the door and posted the keys.
Am drunk, had a good time with friends, didn't cheat on gf, all in all, a good night.
>>57543951
ah yes very impressive
>>57543913
>Flag mongs
>Gf just sent me this mongs
>Normie mongs
>That midland black lad (4got his name)
>Fuck off yank mongs
all me
>brit students visiting our school
>staying in our dorm
>they are loud af
>>57543913
Ulster lad?
>>57543998
go join in on the bants
>>57543797
Can I just ask
who the fuck are you? Are you actually Israeli? Why do you hang out in /brit/?
gf just sent me this. Pic related
>>57543951
oh literally who won
>>57543922
they phoned the police and asked for a lift home
>>57543951
didn't read a pixel of this
>>57543998
get drunk and join them lad
>>57543913
Was there a Sophie mong before me?
>>57543964
>>57543989
>turned up and within minutes a mutual friend turned up and surveyed the scene and sussed the situation and decided to hang around.
lol ive been in that situation before
Gf just sent me this lads.
>>57543998
>>57543934
london is a primate city
>>57543913
all me
>>57544075
meant to post the original dezzoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIx6Fh9zMSY
the thumbnail tricked me
>>57544065
You've been the only one spamming her recently so consider it you.
>>57543989
Wew
Sounds like fun
Good job on not cucking the gf
>>57543934
because even though london has 8x the population of birmingham they get 20x of the government funding
Gf just sent me this lads.
okay boys
>>57544036
Also I don't mean to be rude, I'm genuinely curious
>>57544084
I'm actually glad he did now, I was able to enjoy myself with her and him without being clouded by a constant urge to stick my tongue in her ass.
>>57544095
as a southerner the other one of these pictures speaks more to me, having said that i have still met a lot of these people
windows fonts look absolutely awful after using my macbook exclusively for the last few weeks
>>57544085
slutty cosplay disgusts me. they're just whores using their sex appeal to lure naive nerds into abusive relationships
>>57544124
>most kills in the tournament
will settle for this
>>57544034
>>57544059
I dont even like brits
just watching this bbc III programme about mamba in wolverhampton
>>57544169
sounds a bit unhygienic bro
>>57544124
dare dare
>>57544095
don't know anyone like this
>>57543989
>and then she kissed me
>didn't cheat on gf
Hmm
oh well
scraping scabs off the top of my head haha
wish i was neet like poleaboo
is poleaboo's dad happy to pay for his living?
tokyo touchdown 1 hours time
>>57544227
>bro
FOY
>>57544227
That Doc was depressing as fuck.
>>57543732
Doesn't put out? With a girl that gorgeous that can be he only explanation.
Does anyone genuinly think london isnt the best city in england haha
>>57544247
doesn't seem like it
have the feeling paki parents would be even more disapproving
>>57544185
biggest billionaire post ever
>>57544250
What?
>>57544264
i felt bad for that yank officer, having to work with a collection of child molesters
>>57543541
>just like nazism was
dropped
stadistix
refletched some arrows
>>57544238
the girl blew me last weekend so by comparison I was a saint tonight. I try and be a good person but I'm not and I know it.
>>57544341
what game is thus
>>57544341
>when he says he's from district 2
>>57544341
at lest our team won
>>57544353
post bow
>>57543784
I've never been to prison but they obviously don't get to bring their fucking laptops do they you stupid cunt. The whole point of prison is you have your freedom restricted
>>57544390
delet
Faces Emoji
Cat Faces Emoji
Other Faces Emoji
Misc Emoji
Clothes and Accessories Emoji
Hearts Emoji
Nature Emoji
Summer — Fall / Autumn — Winter — Spring
Animals Emoji
Plants and Flowers Emoji
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>>57544360
you're a shit mate then
>refletched some arrows
>>57544390
disastrous showing overall
>>57544389
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
>>57544315
And there was nothing he could do, had to look the other, fucking unbelievable. It was properly shocking
Mummy and daddy's flight is due to touch down at Birmingham International Airport at 23:58pm
Have done all the washing up and wiped down the kitchen in preperation
>>57544410
U want conc?
it's autumn in relevant, non-meme hemispheres
salauds Anglaises
>>57544360
>I cheated last week but I didn't cheat this week
Do you realize that's not how it works you retard?
feel very competitive now
going to go shadowbox in the kitchen
there some is bound for new york town
and other are bound for france
heave away my johnny. heave away
>>57544501
>australia is pretty much irrelevant
>still the most relevant country in the southern hemisphere
shameful showing
she blew me last weekend
>>57544520
no but it's progress
>>57544449
good dora drop
would have done it myself but I was brushing the old teeth
wait why isnt australia in the G7/G8?
watching the top gear argentina special, argentina is fucking beautiful 2bh
why does nobody (You) in brit-threads?
Why do autists have to start a new thread as soon as we reach 300 posts?
>>57544501
you're in the wrong hemisphere desu(to be honest)
>>57544554
You could make a case for Brazil being more relevant.
>>57544633
Because then it would be the G9
ere me now
wagwan
>>57544642
what pokemon is it
>>57544642
I was thinking this earlier but what can you do? just roll with it bro
seriously feel like my lack of sex life is impinging upon my mental health lads
>>57544497
i do want to say yes but been feeling ill since about early morning
didnt get much slep and still have poorly head and the fevres
might not even make much showing tomorrow night at this rate, but assuming it improves id say saturday would be a good one cos u'll not be having to cut anything short (ie mumsie and sister already gone) and assume youll be able to have stellas also
