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man in the blue hat edition
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cara.
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Tommy Robinson did nothing wrong.
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kpop is shit
ugly plastic gooks with no talent other than being whores
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some mad af fuck brit lad in some thread about ireland now

chap really can't hack the craic
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>>57542884
Might not be as dedicated as the Dutch who posts Cara but


Imogen
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dave
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"fuck off it smells amazing" -essex about his boyfriends willy
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maisie
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>>57545384
poots a qt
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Kyary
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>>57545299
someone needs a lie down
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>>57545639
me on the right
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>>57545631
n-no
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>>57545384
>dedicated
>not just a bot
emilia
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gf just sent me this lads.
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This is just so powerful...
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Friday lads
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doxx tip: there is 2 videos still on youtube right now of grime tunes i made on a guitar hero mic in my bedroom from 2009 (age 14)
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>>57545384
>Might not be as dedicated as the Dutch who posts Cara

No one is.
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>>57545597
It's public info when a superinjunction gets filed

http://www.theguardian.com/law/datablog/2011/aug/05/superinjunctions-gagging-orders-injunctions-list
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>>57545699
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>57545699
proper hit me right in the face that
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>>57545699
a fucking leaf
a fucking leaf
a fucking pinecone
a fucking leaf
a fucking leaf
a fucking leaf
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>>57545665
>Those frail legs

If she tripped, how badly would she her legs?
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>>57545699
>tfw the average man on the street can't name all the classes of subatomic particles
I cri evry time ;_;
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Stay woke
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ummmmmmmm rightists????????
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>>57545697
doesn't she have the same seiyuu as karen, kongou, and chitoge?
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>>57545794
ah bones is good for your celery
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ri lads? in the area and just wondering if anyone needs their willy noshed for cheap? special rates for nubile uni lads with lovely throbbing seaxes x
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>>57545712
further doxx tip: one of those tunes is over this instrumental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmcuoB0pF_0
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>>57545794
>kidney beans represent kidneys

as yes, very impressive
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>>57545784
*how badly would she brake her legs?
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1/2
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>>57545784
She'd completely her whole legs.
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>>57545839
no one fucking cares you attention seeking cretin
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I remember that we were driven slowly, with repeated halts and delays, on a road which went between some fields where some of these bombing attacks had happened. The bombing was probably only a day previous, because we could still smell the burning, and the wreckage and bodies were not yet cleared away. The things we saw in those fields were shocking, even for the most experienced men among us on the trucks. On one side, I remember that a row of our panzers had been bombed, beautiful Panther tanks too. There were six of these panzers, all with their turrets blown off, or their wheels blown off, and the metal tracks lying around everywhere. Between them were many dead horses still attached to carts and wagons, and many motorcycles and cars, dozens of cars. The bodies of the men that had been killed were lying around everywhere, still in the open, covered in flies. There must have been two or three hundred bodies in that field alone, all black with soot and horribly torn up. And this went on for kilometres, field after field. It was a place of endless destruction.
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These threads are intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
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>>57545838
h-how much
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timpanic membrane is going gangrenous lads
anyone got a hearing transplant for me? or should i just feed bits of button mushrooms down the canal
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>>57545794
awakening my third eye rn
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>>57545643
>>57545696
>>57545718
Imogen is mine for the occasional spamming though. Take your Pixies, Emilias, Caras, Lilys, Charlis, Nigellas, Saoirses, Billies, Karens...

I pondered whether to spam Imogen or Freya Mavor. What do you think, lads?
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made tomato sop and beans on toast

>>57545665
most excellent picture, very weak flesh, yes
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>>57545939
S E P P O
E
P
P
O
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wife just sent me this
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My life is never going to improve. It's just going to get steadily worse until I can't take it any more and I kill myself.
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>>57545998
beautiful twink body. got any more?
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>The Protocols of the Elders of Zion or The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion is an antisemitic text purporting to describe a Jewish plan for global domination. The forgery was first published in Russia in 1903, translated into multiple languages, and disseminated internationally in the early part of the 20th century

purely a coincidence
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>>57545984
imo
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ayy lmao
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>>57545933
noice cunt
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>>57545699
>maple
>ash
>pine
>oak
>elm
>magnolia
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Sorry
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just made 2 very longwinded and weak jokes in a row
need sleep methinx
hopping onto fone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_xl_cnDgY
>tfw he was the best younger grime MC at age 16
>now he's a mentally deranged autist who stopped doing music and now posts suicidal tweets on twitter every now and then whilst deleting them shortly after
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Oh my word...

STAY WOKE
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CHRISTIANS ON POOICIDE WATCH
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Post you're waifu
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>>57546061
*tucks you in*
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>>57546087
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>>57545639
Is she a militant feminist like Maisie?
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for the curious
the first joke was that raspberry rose was a male escort rather than lipbalm
the second was that hearing is not an organ and mushrooms do not improve it
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>>57546078
>tfw you was on holiday during the riots
>all your mates went up town and got nuff free gear from the shops
defo woulda got involved if i was in the country, quite saddening

anyone ITT who took part in the riots?
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>>57546137
>anyone ITT who took part in the riots?

we're not all as scummy as you lad
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>>57546120
*sucks your willy*
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I shower everyday, with face wash
I drink 2L of water everyday
I ONLY eat healthy food
I cut out dairy from my diet
I get plenty of fresh air (polluted as fuck here)
I change my pillowcase before I sleep everyday
I don't get dry skin
I use a salicylic acid cream wash to prevent new breakouts

What else is there to do?
How do I stop my acne?
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working poverty is the scourge of our time
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>>57546031
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>>57546132
dont care
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>>57546162
oh my
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Big Dave gonna lose his job eh?
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>>57546132
>male
delet
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>>57546087
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>>57546137
Afraid not officer
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>>57546171
stop touching your face
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>>57546154
FOB
>>57546171
Do you stay inside all day on 4chan?
I think fresh air is more important than all of them
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>>57546171
Lmaoing at your life lad hahaha
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>>57546171
Stop washing with face wash every day
Only needs to be done every few days

See a dermatologist
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>tfw working class but not a chav

Quite amazing if I do say so myself
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>>57546087
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>>57546213
>didn't even read the whole post
disregard
exercise is important too though
>>57546250
>tfw this but the other way round
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>>57546211
I don't touch my face

>>57546213
>Do you stay inside all day on 4chan?
No, but the air here is horrific

>>57546246
>Only needs to be done every few days
Why?
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>>57546132
fucks sake
the first joke was implying that raspberry rose was a male escort rather than lipbalm
the second was referencing how hearing is not an organ and mushrooms do not improve it despite the image

>>57546180
eyes welling up in despair
may just go smother myself with a pillow and make an end
will embroider the st annes on the sea flag on the case first as a clue to who killed me
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>>57546171
Grow up
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Doing a secondhand excitement.
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The main thing stopping me from believing in God is that I don't get why he'd create something as pointless as me.
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>>57546250
Good boy
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>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
So...

Who typed this? It wasn't Hiroshima, clearly.
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>>57546267
If you do it every day you're just irritating the skin and ridding it of its natural oils
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>>57546267
How bad is your acne?
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mcdonalds fries are awful
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Anyone watching this Sex Box on C4? Degenerate as fuck
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>>57546289
doing a first-hand disappointment
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>>57546171
prescription pills and ointments
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where's herts going?
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>>57546267
eh disregard any opinions on it, theres no good solution for acne. try accutane, you'll probably kill yourself but it'll be worth the clean skin
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>>57546302
4chan shadow government
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MARTA
A
R
T
A
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>>57546312
They've literally just been put in a box on set to bang whilst everyone talks about it
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>>57546331
sniffing the front doorhandle of kyary's flat
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The single best thing you can do for yourself is stop posting here
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>>57546331
straight to the sex offenders register
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>>57546302
moot gave the site over to some long time mods

they're pretty much running everything as they know what they're doing

whereas hiro does not
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>>57546309
they're dece desu better than burger king
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L O X Y
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>>57546273
i hate those so-called "jokes"
just hate them

>>57546289
dont have a bare clue where thats near
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>>57546292
Your destiny is to be a martyr lad
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>>57546171
>Pollution
Move out of the city, they're only good for Pakis anyway. Get a nice house in the country with fresh air, peace and quiet, fresh vegetables and meat sourced from a farm down the road, spring water coming out of your taps... you'll be clear in no time.
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>>57546326
pills only suppress it in my experience
soon as i was off the shit, it started right back up again
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>>57546171
Go to a doctor and stop trying to use hippy magic cures
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>>57546304
No you melt

That is for people with normal skin
My face gets oily again instantly after a shower, I can't 'strip off my natural oils'
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fucking hell
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>>57546348
posh bitch
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>tfw no Marta gf
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>>57546367
>straight to the sex offenders register

why's that?
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>>57546348
jesus shes gorgeous, she will make some melanin enriched fellow very happy some day
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>not living in the white suburbs of a major city
silly twats lmao
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where do i find out what a good car is
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>>57546422
>birmingham
>white
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>>57546409
bit gay that
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>>57546422
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>>57545794
>kidney beans and kidneys

ahhh yes
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>>57546422
>birmingham
>white
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>>57546348
Shes divine
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>>57546411
>>57546348
post the middle pic
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>>57546392
greasy cunt

>>57546396
identify

>>57546373
i am a critically acclaimed absurdist comedienne and you will respect me as such
and if you dont ill make such a racket
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>>57546392
Don't you ever fucking disrespect me like that again you oily spotty speccy little cunt I'm trying to help you

Your face gets oily because your skin overproduces oil to compensate for when you strip your face of them you utter fucking weapon
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anyone above middle class? nah, not a fan.
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>>57546416
super-injuctiontioned; can't say
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>>57546422
this desu
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>>57546388
that happened with the first one I was on but not the second
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>>57546409
Thats gayer than taking up the jacksey tbqh
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>>57546468
u wot
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>>57546373
Narita at bottom is where the airport is hence he is almost there.
Picturing the little lad stumbling about trying to work out his train tickets and hotel locations is bringing me much joy.
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cornwalls on the prowl
*makes my exit*
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>>57546467
Only those two
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>>57546490
>injuctiontioned

want to try again you mong?
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>>57546508
why is this utter melt a meme, anyway?
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>Not living in a Tory safe-seat semi-rural commuter village

May as well end your life now
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>>57546547
LITTLE

BLACK

DICKS
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>>57546508
The elites can time travel m8
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>>57546547
>be black
>dont have a massive dong

may as well end yourself
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>>57546518
can you not
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>>57546532
why?
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can PMs get impeached? what would happen if Cameron were impeached or resigned?
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>>57546611
Because those are the only two she's got you stupid cunt
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>>57546441
>>57546458
i'm in solihull tbqh (voted the best best to live in England by uSwitch for the last few years running)
Edinburgh did overtake us for the UK overall but we're still no.1 in England
Subtle reminder that West Midlands =/= Greater Birmingham
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>>57546617
parliament makes a motion of no confidence, and then usually the whole government resigns or is dissolved by the queen and fresh elections happen
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>>57546547
Looks like a goomba
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Lads

What is it called when you're feeling nauseous, cold and need to shit badly at the same time

I have to lie down on my bed for a few minutes to make it pass
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>>57546617
dave's a good boy he dindu nuffin wrong

there was an attempt to impeach Blair over Iraq
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>>57546508
>wellaware fag
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>>57546502
>Narita at bottom is where the airport is
no thanks to you ive been forced to go onto maps to find out exactly what a narita is
so tokyo then
i couldnt be arsed with that at all is he staying in the city or going other places also
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>>57546617
if he resigned it would trigger a tory leadership election with

think george osborne would be acting prime minister until the results
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>>57546690
wew

has this ever actually happened?
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Need to get some dog diapers or something for my doog
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>>57546735
Yes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1979_vote_of_no_confidence_in_the_government_of_James_Callaghan
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>>57546640
calm down, take a few breaths.

why are there 3 dots?
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playing xcom 2
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>>57546714
Being bent I think
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>>57546502
why is he there?
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>>57546690
When Blair resigned he just handed over leadership to brown
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got a flight in 6 hours lads

scared of flying

post some stuff to reassure me that my plane will be fine
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>>57546771
It's some menu thing where you can report them or block them and stuff
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>>57546834
what airport?
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ahh yes
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>>57546725
Going about a few places. Not sure if he's stopping in Tokyo first or moving on immediately.

>>57546804
Escaping an impersonator
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>Solihull (/ˈsɒlᵻhʌl/ or /ˈsoʊliːhʌl/ or /soʊliˈhʌl/) is a large town in the West Midlands of England with a population of 206,700 in the 2011 Census.[1] It is a part of the West Midlands conurbation and is located 8 miles (14.5 km) southeast of Birmingham city centre. It is the largest town in, and administrative centre of, the larger Metropolitan Borough of Solihull, which itself has a population of 200,400.

>tfw you will never boost the white statistics for the city of Birmingham
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>>57546793
original or gtfo
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>>57546834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QguEfBMhpyc
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>>57546824
That's because no one challenged Brown for leadership
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>>57546885
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https://www.rt.com/news/338733-lost-dog-russian-man-dies/

kill me lads
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Looking at dog diapers. I think i need the xl ones might see if mummy wants to buy them
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>>57546901
el chileANOOOOO AAAAAJAJAJAJAJ
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>>57546932
>diapers

fuck off yank
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>>57546941
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>>57546932
just train him to shit in the toilet like a civilised being
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Reminder that short hair on a girl can make her go from a 10 to a 5.
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>>57546824
>be Brown
>wait 10 years to be PM
>Blair resigns
>this is it, the moment you've been waiting for
>take over
>within a year a financial crisis blows up in your face
>lose in 2010
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>>57546834
just got off my flight

turbulence is real bad at the moment mate, plane was shaking like it was aspie the whole flight
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>>57546922
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>>57546834
Stop being such a pussy you cunt
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I woke up early today
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>>57546901
HOLY shit that would be so fun to be in (and survive of course)
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>Grime is a genre of music that emerged in England in the early 2000s. It is primarily a development of UK garage, drum and bass and dancehall.
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>>57546994
>Brown unironically didn't call an election in 2007

He would likley still be PM now if he did
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>>57547022
good lad, I have exams coming up and I'm gonna try and get in a regular sleep schedule soon
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>>57546966
What do u call them? Nappies?

>>57546977
Shes old mate and has like bladder problems and shit wherever she walks she leaves a trail of piss
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>>57546886
t. Fat NEET chav who got expelled from school and has no qualifications
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>>57546885
>>57546921
Are you talking to yourself now?
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Anyone else get cold sores?

Yes I know they are a form of the herpes virus. I did not get it from being a deviant. Some mong adult gave it to me as child through sharing a drink or a little peck

Honestly don't know how I'll ever get a job. I stay inside for up to 10 days when I get one
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really enjoy reading benzo blackout stories desu
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>not responding to my posts

All of you are just jealous of me living in mighty Solihull
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSYCd2SCvjs

:(
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>>57547094
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>>57547072
i got into another school straight after i got expelled, completed my GCSEs and went on to do further qualifications
>>57547094
don't beg it cornwilly
nice try though
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I trust on cigarettes more than girls, Because, I am Ready TO Damafe My Lungs But NOt My heart.
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>>57545794
>bones are good for your celery
>hearing is good for your mushrooms
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>>57547034
Even if he took labour to their 4th victory in a row i doubt they would get 5 in a row haha
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>>57547072
He's also insecure about his little willy
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>>57546764
pretty interesting. shows that the people ultimately have the power
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Watchin supermarket sweep. Dales tan is unreal and deffo from being outdoors.
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>>57547081
is that the one you get on your lip
>>
Kys
>>
nearly finished sop and tost

sost i call it
>>
>>57547129
>The dog, described by Davydov as his “only partner in life” kept him company for almost a decade, and was a favourite with local children.

Poor bloke just wanted his only friend back ;_;
>>
>>57545794
carrots are good for eyes is literally a meme

it's british propaganda from WWII, basically we had to come up with a reason why we could detect german planes in the dark and couldn't let gerry know we had radar
>>
watching unemployable me

the lad has his heart in the right place but he's very fedora
>>
>>57547194
poor attempt
there's a lot of things wrong with me but having a big willy is one of the only things i've got going for me
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gonna get a maccies lads haha

what should I get?
>>
>tfw you will never travel back in time and stop the Bolsheviks from taking Russia
>>
>>57547217
Ye lad. Can happen at any time and no cure
>>
amount of mongs in this thread is unbelievable
>>
>>57547272

Large big mac meal with whatever drink you want and double cheese burger chaser.
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>>57547286
why do you stay inside? it's not that bad
>>
>>57547272
large chips and 20 nugget """"""""share""""""""box
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>>57547259
Reddit
>>
Going to the big chain bookstore to buy some subversive reading material (Evola, Nietzsche, Berserk mangas)
hope they don't put me on a watchlist or something
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>>57547286
but how does it return, never had that since I was 8
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>>57547272
just get bare chicken nuggets
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Could your dad beat up my dad?

Pic related is him. Down the pub he's known as big dave.
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>>57547327
*Adds you to my list of known fedora wearers*
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>>57547272
Get an apple pie
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>>57547304
meal means I can get a student cheeseburger too as well
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>>57547312
They are quite bad, I don't think I've ever seen anyone in public with the ones I get. Too self conscious. Definitely couldnt go to work in like a shop like that
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>>57547383
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We were firing to our right, with a clear view along the beach line. There were many men scrambling onto the sand, and a lot of smoke and explosions still happening. There was tracer coming from the other end of the beach and knocking these men down; this was a smaller MG bunker in the rocks at that end. That gunner was very precise in his selections: he put a short burst into groups of men as they exited the landing craft, sending them tumbling down the ramps, and then moved to the next one. My gunner began to do likewise, and fired on the nearest craft, which was lowering its ramp. There was a line of men in the bow, and as they came out onto the ramp they ran straight into our tracer. One after the other, they fell over the edge of the steel plate into the sea; I think we hit six or seven men in two seconds.
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>>57547304
how fat are you exactly?
>>
>>57547286
Stop sucking dick.
>>
>tfw you will never travel back in time and experience the glory of the October Revolution first hand.
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>>57547327
U gonna pay with cash?
>>
>>57547384
come on lad, McDonalds apple pies are fucking disgusting. always burn my tongue on them too
>>
>>57547381
Doubt anyone could lad a punch, heard he's good at avoiding things
>>
>>57547353
They just come back. The virus never goes away. Just sits dormant below the skin. Can be triggered by stress so even thinking about cold sores can give you one
>>
>>57547268
don't try and deny it, I remember it clear as day you crying about it in the instasync
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>>57547429
Kill yourself

They literally ruined Russia for the rest of history
>>
>>57547429
>tfw you will never travel back in time and tell indonesians to kill each other
>>
>>57547450
Have you tried blowing on them?
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>>57547458
Same
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Im a fedora weaver
I weave fedoras
Cornwall is a bender
He makes palava
Pakis smell of curry
Pishy Irishmen too
When rasheed meets rorketta
They go to the zoo

A poem
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>>57547421
I don't because I've got a cold sore
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>>57547429
fucking hell one of those lads looks about 14
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stopped reading lolita lads cos it's fucking boring

started reading brave new world instead, is already infinitely better
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making dinner
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had a battered mars bar before

They're actually pretty good
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>>57547458
>>57547500
clueless flagless mongs
if i was open about it before why would i bother denying it now?
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>>57547536
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
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>>57547510
i want to read that, read 1984 only last month and loved it

any other dystopian novels that are similar?
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>>57547419


It's not like I eat that everyday. But I'm 6ft and 13 stone. Probably a bit overweight but I'm not a big waddler.
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>>57547450
I like em desu also if you burn your tongue on them it means they didnt let it cool down for long enough before giving it to you so you should smash it in your face and say u were eating it and u fell ur face on it and u can sue them for lots of monies
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>read 1984 only last month and loved it
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>>57547563
>clueless flagless mongs

I've been switching my flag on and off you dopey pin dicked shit
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>>57547535
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>>57547578
Yeah ur mums fannie aaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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>>57547272
20 nuggets and a bottle of water

Objectively the goat meal and cheaper than your pansy flappy burger and shitty sugar liquid
>>
Why is equality considered to be so good?
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>>57547391

Do it.
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>>57547607
allow it familia
>>
Repliter me
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remember when west mids went on about not having a shag in years and lost his v to a prostitute in the sync
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>>57547457
do they only ever come back on your lip or on other places as well?
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>>57547635
equality of opportunity is good
equality of outcome is not
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>>57547609
you're still an oblivious clueless twat
the only thing you could possibly be referring to is premature ejaculation which i've always talked about
willy is still big in length and most definitely in girth
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>>57547657
Thanks for the reminder
>>
Haven't seen
>Garlic bread
in a while. What did it even mean?
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>>57547634
>going to mcdonalds and not buying a burger
>>
Remember when cornwall had an autistic meltdown on the sync about people listening to normie music instead of his shit mu core and embarrassed himself all night drinking and screaming font at everyone
>>
>>57547683
can't wait for you're next insecure whinge you fat fuck
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>>57547657
me and the gf both took eachothers virginities age 14 in 2009 tbqh mate
may have shagged a couple prossies since then but i would have never ever lost my V to one
stay mad you virgin abnormie twat
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>>57547697
cheese... cake?!
>>
hot chocolate and a panini to go

am I right lads?
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>>57547704
McDonalds burgers are shit and tiny

Burger King do far better burgers
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>>57547697
GAHLIC
BREAD
>>
It really pisses me off how so many people on twitter are seemingly actively proud of not knowing any concrete facts about what they're commenting on and don't realise how fucking stupid and annoying they are when they read a headline of a story and instantly believe whatever agenda the writer was trying to push

*pre-emptively tips*
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>>57547704
'burger '

Two bites of microscopically thin meat
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>>57547634
>paying for water
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>>57547739

They're twice as expensive as well. And the chips are fucking awful.
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>>57547731
bum boy

fuck off
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Are dave.
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hehe lads upvote if you get it!
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>>57547729
it's kind of happening right now
but i'm secure about my insecurities
i'm far from normal but still less fucked up than most posters here
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>>57547763
Actually the chips in McDonalds are superior to anything on the planet

But the burgers are shit
>>
>>57547777
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>>57547762
Walking home from a night out, got 20 nuggets for the walk, what else are you going to do?
>>
>>57547731
you sound mad as fuck that I haven't had to resort to paying for it, you're the abnormie loser in this situation
>>
are dave
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barry > paul
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>Israeli Stabbing victim pulls knife out of own neck, kills terrorist

based
>>
>>57547774
>but i'm secure about my insecurities

lmao shut up you bellend
>>
>>57547791

That what I mean, the burgers in burger king are nicer but more expensive but the chips are angin
>>
>>57547819
*shares*
>>
>tfw literally addicted to crisps.

The only time I've been outside in the last 2 weeks is because I had no crisps for 2 days and went and bought a big bad from tescos.
>>
literally havent had a mcdonalds for about 7 years, probably won't ever again

How can you trust the mongs that work there with preparing your food is beyond me
>>
I am safe under my blankets and sound behind my curtain-window combination
I dare any muckr to have a go - you will find my fortress quite impregnable
>>
finished my sost

might make some te
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tfw no qt scottish gf
>>
>>57547801
not at mad at all just filling in the facts from the shite you're getting out your arse
and alright then how many birds you shagged then??
3 out of my 10 may have been prossies but thats still 7 other girls that were fair game and >for free
>>
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>>57547819
>Britain first

hahaha
>>
>>57547812
I'm literally 53kg
>>
>>57547857
Know a lot of people who work in there. Most can be trusted because they actually do want a job and even a rumour of tampering with the food can get you sacked.
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>>57547857
Girl I know worked at McDonalds
Apparently its all very clean and well prepared
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>>57547854
>tfw addicted to alcohol
>>
Might have a midnight lasager snack.
>>
>>57547893

fuck off ya cunt, all the women up here a ugly slags, go fuck yerself

I hate you, and always will, you dumb fucking ugly cunt


thanks for your time
>>
Really, really, really, really, really, really don't like benders desu.
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>>57547920
fatlet
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Thoughts on the Rogue One trailer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg
>>
If I'n't get a reply in 1 minute im putting this whole thread to the torch
>>
>>57547925
what about irish qts? what breed of british girl is most qt?
>>
>>57547913
I think cos maccas had a bad reputation for so long they turned their shit aound, atleast here. Some maccass here are rather nice and u can get fancy custom made burgers and such
>>
>>57547929
Why not?
>>
>>57547953

[doesn't reply]
>>
>tfw none of the reddit flaggers have the balls to attack me without hiding their flag
not sure what all the fear is about
bit cowardly
>>
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feeling really really bad
>>
>>57547837
Burger King chips are way better than anywhere else though.

Mcdonalds ones are good because they're literally just salt. And KFC chips are just cardboard, they can fuck off.
>>
>>57547920

Put it on a barm/bread roll/whatever they call it where you are from.
>>
>>57547929
But I thought we could be friends
>>
>>57547953
*douses self in petrol*
>>
>>57547929
not that bothered by them if i'm honest
>>
>>57547969
What is there to like?
>>
>>57547911
>i fuck up with my order
>apologise
>calls me 'whitey' angrily
>i eat my meal then go back and tell the manager i saw him rubbing his hands in the burger
>manager said he would be disciplined

haha feels good lads
>>
>>57547950
>Another strong female lead.

The new special forces stormtrooper look good though.
>>
are there hot pakis
>>
>>57547956

none, and they wouldn't touch you with a fucking barge poll you fat fuck


>>57547977

shut it ya kike
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1RKaRgVFKk

coming in with some banging tune
>>
>>57547975
Cornwall is probably ban evading or using other people's flags to impersonate them
>>
>>57547979
correct opinion
>>
>>57547950
Liked it, particularly when Ip Man made an appearance, though I'm wary of being underwhelmed like I was for TFA
>>
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>>57547950
Brilliant

>feliqt jones
2 hour 30 min powerwank
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>>57547977
>>
*does a listen*

ah yes, very impressive
>>
>>57548004

nah, but they're still hotter than you clogg wearing taint licking cunt, but that ain't no achievement fannybaws
>>
>>57547996
Not a lot really, nothing to hate either each to their own and that

>>57548004
yes
>>
Ahh yes fuck reddit flag personalities and reddit flag drama, very enjoyable

or on second thoughts, fuck off
>>
>>57547979

I must have shit burger kings near me then. The chips I get are consistently terrible.
>>
>>57548012
yeah i think there's 2 people though so it's someone else too
most likely one of the chinky pop nonces
>>
>>57547977
What's wrong Shlomo?
>>
>>57547975
>implying I actually post with a regular redditflag

no wonder you dropped out of school you fucking spastic
>>
>>57546128
>Maisie
>militant feminist
She's just a dumb 18 year old
She also said in an interview that 3rd wave feminism is hysterical bullshit and that we should be more concerned about women in 3rd world countries
http://www.stylist.co.uk/people/maisie-williams-stop-calling-feminists-feminism-sexism-sexist-game-of-thrones
(title is slightly clickbait)
>>
>>57548004
are dutch people real? you claim to be, but i've yet to see any real proof
>>
>>57548040
get with the times grandad
>>
>>57547975
kill yourself
>>
westmids is a fat paki!!!!

edit: fuck me I forgot to turn my flag off
>>
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>Ahh yes fuck reddit flag personalities and reddit flag drama, very enjoyable

>or on second thoughts, fuck off
>>
Which flag team are you on?
>>
>>57548010
The name of the band is so crap im not even going to give it a try
>>
>>57548038

nah there's not, you dumb coal fairy, educate yourself, though that's probably a bit of a problem isn't it wee man
>>
>>57548053
>implying i'm keeping track of your shite little games or even know of you
>>57548063
battyman end yourself
disgrace to your bloodline
>57548064
nice one
>>
reddit flags have objectively made /brit/ worse

may as well just all be trip cunts
>>
>>57547950
who's the black bloke? martin lawrence?
>>
>>57547950
>Another Mary Sue lead

Fucking hell.
>>
>>57547977
Whats wrong lad
You can tell me im your friend
>>
>>57548095
you're welcome to fuck off any time
>>
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>>57548095
just disable them
>>
>>57548056
oh I'm not actually dutch desu, I'm from the internet
>>
>>57548095
just copy other peoples flags then shitpost as them, unbelievable how upset they get
>>
Lads what the fuck are reddit flags?
>>
>>57548111
None me ;)
>>
>>57548111

suck my dick you ugly fucking cunt, think you're better than me because you got some fucking wank repeating numbers, lick my fucking taint
>>
>>57548111
"All Me" is a song by Canadian rapper Drake from his third studio album Nothing Was the Same (2013). The song was serviced to urban contemporary radio as the album's third official single on September 24, 2013. "All Me" features fellow rappers 2 Chainz and Big Sean, with production from Finally Famous' Key Wane, and additional production from Noah "40" Shebib. This song peaked at number 20 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
>>
>>57548111
all me
>>
>>57548127
yes you are, take your drama back to instasync and stay there
>>
cant wait for this flag owner to hack all these histrionic cunts
>>
>>57548111
U U (two (You)s)
>>
>>57548111
haha got 4 posts in there
>>
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>>57548143
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>Pakis literally send each other KFC for valentines day.
>>
>>57548127
i posted as a flag for a while, but it literally ruins it. this site is meant to be anonymous so either turn off the reddit shite or fuck off
>>
>>57548185

Only 2 for me.
>>
>>57548196
>>57548156
its a free market you twats
either like it or leave it
>>
new thread as they say in ol' england

>>57548198


>>57548198


>>57548198
>>
>>57547950
>that cast

so progressive

not watching this shit
>>
>>57547950
>Le stronk womyn that don't need no m*n
>>
>>57548223
>i rebel

I cringe. Fuck star wars now.
>>
>>57546985
more like from 10 to 0
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