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ay yes, excellent edition
cara.
crayon pop?
casowary
Kyary
maisie.
THEY don't want you to get dubs.
So what am I going to do?
I'm going to get dubs.
>>57532999
Nice trips
Why is this thread full of workingclass northerners?
>>57532940
this 2bh
LION ORDER
>>57532880
cucked by a candian
Time for big Davey-C to resign ngl
>Belgian police have appealed for more information about the "man in the hat" pictured at Brussels Airport shortly before the attacks
>>57532940
I'd smash er back door in i would
>>57533085
They've got nothing better to do since they lost their jobs at the steel mill.
the revenant honestly worth watching
first 10 minutes or so looks pretty dull so far
need to clean my room
>>57533149
this twobh
I thought the revenant was alright tbqh
>islam will become a trend among the oversocialized leftsts (everyone) in your lifetime
>it wont even be moral islam
>it will be degenerate, dissonant superficial islam
VERY sad currently
>tfw no relationship like this
Why even live lads?
>slightly used thread
I feel sullied
listening to kpop desu lads
>>57535714
how did you access my messages
>>57533085
worst gimmick
having a blast with enter the gungeon
im a wee bit shit though
Don't talk to me or my wifes son ever again
>>57535714
if my gf texted me that I would slap her silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpU_Uxt_JE4
ARE DIVOCK
>>57535714
how does it feel being 12?
So sad
post the waifus lads
bonus points for all asians
FUCK CANADA
hahah fucking hell weiner is getting pissed off as fuck
this interviewer is a legend, just landing blow after blow with a smirk on his face
Will the council come out to remove whatever rodent is crawling around between my celing and the upstairs floor, or will I have to ring a private pest control guy?
>>57535823
>this triggers the military industrial complex
hedgehog = me
cat = me
did are beautiful lad from hertfordshire fly from Amsterdam today?
>>57535170
>>57535636
>10 (TEN) minute gap
dedthred
>>57535842
I'll do it for a fiver m8
fuck sake what are the commie twitter slags called apart from sara
theyve all deactivated or changed their names or summit
that's me in the bushes
>>57535826
haha talking about /brit/ personalities
we should call you "le hates Canada American"
bump
dont let the thread die
ring the private pest control guy.
you know you want to
>>57535842
please don't go off the deep end and eat one of us
>>57535866
yes
>>57535877
Rosy & Aisha
>tfw was shopping at M&S and got served by an asian milf and i went really red
just fucking end my life
this triggers the nc
>>57535870
It was the secondary thread but is now the primary thread
>>57535823
This doesn't look very accurate at all. There were lots of massive advances made throughout the war & during the early cold war.
>>57535918
>shopping at Marks and Sparks
fuck off
>>57535900
you've crossed the line
>>57535918
Think how I feel surrounded by them every day
>>57535921
is this real? i want a state issued gf
>he gets texts from people who aren't his mum or his bank
gf sent me this
>americans are gonna make a reality TV star the president
https://twitter.com/Nxghtair/status/714450449965981696?lang=en-gb
>>57535925
so much so that america went from being the most powerful nation on earth to being a joke. you neglected your own people.
>>57535984
I have a sister
>>57535955
first i steal your gimmicks then i steal your life
good marmoset
>>57535978
stop posting cats
bellend smells of skips
>its a "more boring shit about the Galactic Empire nobles" episode
man the first season of LoGH is so dull aside from the Alliance parts
honestly when the Alliance was defeated it killed a lot of my interest, especially with all that earth cult shit, was a chore to finish.
>>57535984
also get texts from my college telling me that the elevator that im not even allowed to use because im old kind of gimped is out of service
maisie
>>57536006
well he can't do worse than the current president haha
>>57535984
she pesters me
>>57535906
he's currently flying with the lads above siberia
about to hit daybreak
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
>>57535984
literally just got a text from a girl like an hour ago asking what I was up to over the weekend
ignored it
>>57536035
'no'
>>57535984
>not getting texts from the phone company telling you about data usage
fucking loser
>>57535969
breddy ebin i guess, do you fug any of them?
Lads what is a good place to change some Pound Sterling into Chinese Renminbi?
>>57536080
I really dislike you
might do a format of my desktop pc lads
room smells of faeces and seminal fluid
has anyone seen that russian poster today
>>57535984
I wish she wouldn't
If a southerner moved to the north would he get battered?
>>57536123
delightful
>>57536100
very high quality webm
>>57536097
nice hot
very interesting
>>57535817
hes fixed it yes
>>57536100
wrong webm
>>57536113
you don't format a pc retard
>>57536071
>about to hit daybreak
rip herts
>>57535984
tesco mobile desu
>>57536136
if you mean like fish and chips yeah haha
>>57536176
what do i do then retard
>>57536104
Marks and Spencers
this rodent is taking the piss now. loud noise.
Scared it's burrowing through the ceiling and will land on me in the night ngl.
>>57536104
china
>>57536159
we're goners
>>57536136
I was born in the south and have a southern accent but I've spent most of my life in the north
Never been battered
>>57536136
Nope, lots of Southerners live in Manchester for example. I haven't been battered yet.
business idea: instead of replying to other people, reply to me
>>57536170
Still looks like a chicken nugget someone dropped in a puddle
>>57536201
It'll burrow up your arse mate
>>57536210
>"peaceful" right wingers
>>57536210
>tfw it was probably a dutch speaking guy who got floored against an angry walloon
>>57536184
>tfw on virgin and get insulted every time I turn unlock my phone
look at this i think its really interesting
>you don't format a pc retard
>>57536159
>no source
GLOBAL WARMING-FAGS BTFO
>>57536201
there's more than one
>check my gay porn folder
>1,660 Files
ahh yes very impressive
>>57536159
>4 billion years of the Earth's history
>Compares the last 1000 years
Really hope I get accepted as a janny, I'm going to clear up /int/ for good.
>>57536195
you format a partition on your drive, retard
>>57536274
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQzbeHwXi6M
>>57536250
fuk of
>>57536290
dump em lad
>global warming? jewish ploy to subvert industry run by aryans
>>57536290
Well don't keep it to yourself
>>57536290
Are you gay?
>>57536290
Post more deer reaction images
>>57536302
too late mate
I shoudln't say anything but I am the new designated janny as of next week
>>57536221
piccadilly gardens, 10 minutes, be there
>>57536348
who are you quoting
>>57536282
I too enjoy climate data
>record low: 19.4
hmmmm
>Arabic overtakes Finnish to become the second most common language in Sweden after migrant influx
>>57536317
>a partition
i'm getting rid of all the partitions desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=silfiTY32xo
>>57536330
But nicer now x
>>57536348
Is he real or is it a piss take?
/brit/ is turning into /cum/ by the day
>>57535839
Wow I found someone else who watches HARDtalk
>>57536300
>4 billion years of the earth's history
>most of those weren't habitable for humans
>>57536401
Is he OK?
>>57536400
ill partition your face, cunt
Look at this shit doods hahaha
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K13s9R6nx8c
>>57536401
how deer you
>>57536416
/brit/ has always had many yank posters.
All yanks are britboos
>>57536405
the nuclear bombings in japan alone had an effect on global temperature
>>57536401
oh deer
>>57536435
wewlad thought i might be the only one tbf
did you know I am a pioneer
I'm on a secret mission
I travel the galaxy and far beyond
>>57536460
We have a Special Relationship
post more bald white man memes
>>57536466
WTF i hate usa now
>>57535969
>Think how I feel surrounded by them every day
So you want Abdul to replace Chang, is that it?
>>57536460
The yanks were never this bad before. They all make canadian tier posts now
>>57536394
desperately vile
>>57536408
good, youre learning
*reholsters bar mace*
>>57536348
>climate scientists and environmentalists are mostly whites
>industrialists and corporate leaders are mostly Jews
>Israel is in the desert
>global warming will warm the entire planet and make it more suitable for Jewish life at the expense of arctic dwelling Aryans
at last my eyes are open
need memes forcibly injected into my blood
>>57536491
this is my favourite, treat it with care
Haha
>>57536529
*molests it*
>Poorussia Dortmund
>>57536394
to be fair at least its a consistent temperature so you get used to it quick
its worse when it fluctuates a lot
>100Mb Virgin conncection
>only one using it right now
>slow to load a 'chon page
aaahhhh yes, VERY impressive.
>>57536485
Where are you from m8? Why are you here? What's your favourite food?
>>57536561
me on the right
feeling like a poser/fraud
will never live up to my own standards
>>57536579
4chan is slow as fuck
>>57536529
*forces it's head*
>>57536591
>I have standards
>>57536529
This is my favourite
>>57536579
companies secretly throttle connections during some hours to cut costs.
so basically less people using it means they might throttle yours
>>57536580
I'm from New England, and I'm just here to share memes with buddies overseas. Also I'm quite fond of rigatoni and meatballs.
>>57536608
and other sites desu, it's me, not gookmoot's servers.
ive hidden all the bald posts i hate them r9k """feels""" dogshite
>>57536579
prime time hours
virgin
4chan hosts are shit
use datasaver so you're not reloading the same posts
>>57536636
>gif
fuck off
>>57536629
DS2 will never be canon
>>57535969
Shut up Canada with a proper leader.
tchtchtchtch
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57536680
reddit af
Middlesbrough is the best place to live, right?
>>57536641
Maine?
>>57536680
just as planned
>>57536711
Tony Abbot resigned
they have some republican now
gravity ain't an excuse
>wake up
>canadians still exist
this image sums up my life
>>57536700
i'll put my cannon up your arse mate
when was the last time you saw a black man?
all i see are pakis now
>he owns a computer
>he doesn't use his third eye to browse the 'chon
Incredible, you're programmed automatons
>>57536700
What's DS2, Dark Souls 2?
>>57536793
Dragon Saga 2
need a hefty anvil dropped from space onto my knackers
>>57536700
Creighton is an invader in 3
>it's a liverpool do well in Europe episode
>>57536793
digimon satsuma 2
>>57536830
i murdered that fucker though
>>57536766
earlier today when I was outside
>>57536830
>>57536864
wait nevermind i killed pate
>>57536766
About 20 minutes ago when I glanced into a mirror
>>57536491
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>>57536882
Look at these people. Glassy-eyed automatons going about their daily lives, never stopping to look around and think! I'm the only conscious human in a world of sheep.
>>57536913
stop murdering people haha
>>57536935
all me
Just woke up lads
>>57536935
none me
>>57536943
also killed the blue knight
Capybaras are qt
>>57536831
saw a vagina the other day
stuck a finger in there really hard and had a root
put another finger in there (2) and went a bit faster
stuck another on in (3 at once) and just went ham
she started saying really lewd things like "fuck yes make me cum"
>>57536943
its his culture you bigot
>>57536935
none of these are me
>>57536944
all me
>>57536974
that's a dog
>>57537004
Rorke
>>57536973
You monster; he was just minding his own business!
>>57536975
FONT FONT FORNTNNTT
Anyone got that picture of the swedish cuck?
>>57536974
cute pupper
I can't smile without you
I can laugh and I can't sing
>>57536974
you mum is qt
>>57536748
No, that poster has a New Zealand flag.
I will never dare to disrespect Australia by comparing them to your shitty neo-liberal frozen shithole.
t. English teacher.
struggling very much to tighten one of these bastards
>>57537070
at least you can laugh
>post a poal because its infitirely superior to strawpoll
>get shit for it
>post a video of christina westen chandler getting her chebs out on /f/
>get shit for not posting the youtube version instead
tfw never made a girl cum
>>57537067
i like the cat the other thing looks weird
>>57537106
You div
shut up you nerds holy SHIT
>>57537078
Australia is even worse than we are so far as neo-liberalism is concerned
its basically a gigantic mine full of Chinese
>>57537143
haha
>>57537106
level up fine motor skills
>>57537162
that's a big squirrel
>>57537116
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
just pretend it says "can't"
>Liverpool
ffs
Who very close to killing themselves here?
>>57536935
>I'm the only conscious human in a world of sheep.
looks like you've failed your own personal existential crisis
>>57537134
I have
struggling very much to tighten one of these bastards
>>57537162
what kind of goat is this
why don't americans celebrate white lotus day?
>>57537162
looked it up and it turns out it's not a dog, but a type of mollusc
interesting
>>57537209
just work out instead
cut that fat, not your wrist
>>57537205
>liverpoop
You're breaking my heart, Mats ;_;
dad keeps farting
What's the most fedora word you can think of?
Mine is "Betwixt"
>>57537226
LOL that's not a goat xD xD upvoted
>>57537276
whilst
>>57537276
solipsistic
>>57537276
>fedora word
fedora used to describe anything other than the hat itself
>>57537264
>poop
Fuck off yank
>>57537276
Wessex 2bqh
>>57537276
yonder
>>57537134
not that hard m8
you can get them really wet just with foreplay and gently caressing/running your fingers down their back and leg alone
then you just have to finish them off
just don't go in thinking sex is all about you and pay some attention to her and what she wants
>>57537324
such a fedora flag
>>57537260
No amount of lifting can fix the fact that I'm 26 and make less than 20k
Ode to America:
Not a tree in sight
can see for miles
To the coastline where the towers stand,
concrete tendrils lurch out across the land
Light so intense, day bleeds into night
marching on with silicone smiles
alone in the waste, rifle in my hand
Welcome to Yankeeland
>>57537350
nah just pump for 2 minutes then fall asleep
easier
>>57537363
lifting your pay up a few k might help
slap on some doras
>>57537350
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Fallout 4 wins best game at Baftas
lmao
what's the funniest word in your language /brit/?
>>57537427
Oh shit, what is that duck doing to that shark
>>57537400
always wear a trilby when I'm on the chon
>>57537363
you're focusing on the wrong kind of gains
reading literally all of your posts x
might do a reorganisation of my 4chan folder
scousers or rasheed?
geordies or mehmet?
brummies or abdul?
mancs or Hazim?
Jocks or muhammed?
choose carefully
After watching 9 minutes of Louis Theroux documentary I have come to the decision that Poleaboo is a high functioning autism.
>might do a reorganisation of my 4chan folder
>chon
>>57537442
"funniest"
>>57537517
me on the right
>always wear a trilby when I'm on the chon
have another friendo
once was having an argument with my gf in the supermarket and she got really angry and punched me in the chest, it actually hurt quite a lot and I just walked away, no one cared
if it had been the other way round and I punched her I probably would have been arrested haha
yes boys
>>57537494
fuck off back to /b/
Actually get quite offended when someone fedoras my post
>>57537522
You could've just listened to the man x
tried doing mongolian throat singing and now I have a sore throat
>>57537566
it's where i keep all my /int/ related images desu
>>57537422
was a bit disappointing with it
them changing the skill system would have been alright if there were at least more branching quests and different options actually meant something
I mean there are tons of speech checks but almost all of them just get more money
>>57537558
Looks like a bloke in drag ngl
>>57537534
Rasheed
genuinely didnt know that 5.56mm and .22 are the same caliber
thats mental
sex any girl thats not me
hope i get a decent horse in the office sweep tomorrow desu
why do yank rorkes always go on about magaluf?
got deepthroated by a mongoloid and now I have a sore throat
>>57537558
whats sad is she probably thinks she looks classy
>was a bit disappointing with it
>them changing the skill system would have been alright if there were at least more branching quests and different options actually meant something
>I mean there are tons of speech checks but almost all of them just get more money
>>57537633
i honestly don't know what caliber means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeEPSjOBzRA&nohtml5=False
>tried doing mongolian throat singing
>>57537649
more like shagaluf amirite ladsladslads
>>57537641
hope you get a 64-1 shot
>Bill Whittle
>text a girl for a second date
>she doesn't respond
Ahh yes very impressive
me splattering my goolies
>>57537669
that's why god invented wikipedia, so even stupid people could sound like tey know what they're on about
>>57537669
diameter of bullet
>AMERICAN FASCISTS
>Left/right, Progressive/Conservative, Democrat/Republican... The names change and evolve but the core difference remains constant: The Collectivists vs. The Individualists. In his latest FIREWALL, but shows how violence, disruption and intimidation have always been the tools of the Collectivists. This is not about Donald Trump, no matter how much they want you to believe it.
>>57537566
fuck off back to redd it
remain or leave?
>>57537724
god doesn't exist
/trv/ is like a good version of /int/ outside of /brit/
>The personal plate I wanted is taken
Wanted to get "L8 FFS"
>remain or leave?
>>57537786
if god doesn't exist then who are all the Christians praying to?
Atheists: 0
Me 1
who else gets turned on when I see girls taking their handbag to the toilet? wish i was their tampon
I missed nothing of note while absent I see
You lot, on the other hand...
>>57537811
FOB
need to splatter an escorts face with cum
Shat more than I ate today
>>57537831
bit misogynist
>>57537853
shouldn't waste your food lad
>>57537853
*nods head and jots something down on clipboard*
>>57537853
*patents this weight loss plan*
>>57537853
how did you work that one otu
>F5 LAD is not available
getting so many posts wrong to night it's triggering me
>>57537834
one time i went to visit an escort and didnt even engage in anything sexual, just lay there talking for 3 hours
>>57537912
GR8 B8 (M8)
?
i know one of you knows me irl
Burnt the roof of my mouth on the lasagger
>>57537908
weighed it
>>57537921
Holden
>>57537995
nice
>>57537975
is it me
need to splatter an escorts face with a maul
>>57537975
alri Frank
need an escort to splatter my bollocks
>>57537975
alri tom la
>>57537134
not important
true alphas pump their load and are done with it
they dont exist to please women
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/what-a-million-pounds-will-buy-you-in-london-vs-scotland#.hk1Pa3odk
So, is he fucked or will nobody care about daddies money?
why the fuck does the bbc news 24 channel only have one single advert they play like once an hour haha
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>>57538074
giz a bump lads
>all LOL is not available
Has the DVLA actually sold every single number plate with "LOL" on it?
>>57538067
EU referendum campaign officially starts on Monday.
>>57538097
*passes you a key*
>>57538067
He is the leader of the campaign to stay in the EU
the opposition leader and his party are officially in the campaign to stay in the EU
>>57538067
Jezbollah will no doubt bring it up in PMQs but I think it will get swept under the rug
bet cam is praying for a terrorist attack in London right about now, just to bury the news
>>57538057
Yeah, but you have to live in fucking Scotland
>>57538067
Will Jezza reveal his taxes?
>>57538097
>Austria
>Other
>>57538011
think so
>>57538116
another one
>>57538204
its skiing
>>57538220
calm down lad this bag was expensive
>>57538057
that ground floor flat in Marylebone looks bretty cool actually, obviously not for a million squid
>>57538122
>He is the leader of the campaign to stay in the EU
when did that happend? i thought he was all for leaving the EU this whole thing was his idea wasnt it?
>>57538237
stingy
>>57538067
everybody knew going in he's filthy rich and literally royalty. but they don't care because muh long term economic plan
>>57536935
Your post triggered something in me, britfag.
Allow me to explain.
You know how the stereotyped Englishman exists in a sort of 'quiet desperation'?
You know... both cynical and apathetic -- hating how his country is run yet never doing anything about it except grumbling and continuing his daily grind and maybe threatening to move to Canada?
Basically, according to all native depictions of your own culture, you really truly *are* a nation of grumbling sheep.
But that's not my point.
Instead let me tell you about another variety of brit... the guys that actually follow through on their threat to move to Canada. You see them here sometimes.
Instead of quietly desperate, they are full blown PISSED OFF and take every opportunity to rant about it. Loudly, intrusively, and at great length. Instead of stoic and dignified they are vibrating balls of angst and hate and loud opinions.
And they moved to CANADA of all places thinking they'd find some kind of beautiful utopia where they would finally be happy and would fit in. Unfortunately for them, these expatriate britfags are nothing like us and have steel rods permanent lodged up their asses. Truth is, we find these guys to be insufferable.
These people might admire my country, but I think they fundamentally misunderstand why things are as good as they are over here.
It's because when Canadians don't like things we don't like we don't ignore them.
But at the same time, we don't fling shit and foam at the mouth either.
We calmly, politely, rationally discuss the issue and adopt a reasonable corrective course of action.
So no, we're not sheep here, but we don't want your megalomaniac iconoclasts either.
>>57536738
No Connecticut, near New London
