Fear and Loathing edition
cara
crayon pop
phil's daughter in eastenders is pretty fit 2bh
>>57532909
very good post
Found another moving job
This one comes with the fancy title of "Commercial Furniture Installer"
>>57532895
what the fuck is ellin doing?
open your eyes
maisie
Ahh yes very impressive
leftists?
>>57532966
1 minute 2 seconds apart, not that hard even without a pass
>entire allowed budget for the leave and remain campaign is about £7 million
>these leaflets alone will cost £9.3 million but they do it before "the campaign starts"
ahh yes, very fair
>>57532955
just being herself
Ode to America:
Not a tree in sight
can see for miles
To the coastline where the towers stand,
concrete tendrils lurch out across the land
Light so intense, day bleeds into night
marching on with silicone smiles
alone in the waste, rifle in my hand
Welcome to Yankeeland
I have run all possible scenarios involving /brit/ posters through the simulator they use on deadliest warrior, and the result was that I have no life.
Kyary
Wonder how the lad's doing
>>57533033
/brit/ personality/reddit flag hunger games when
>>57533013
I got a leaflet the other day talking about how terrible the EU is, how much money it costs and how all they want to do is keep us down.
they did exactly the same thing, but because the BBC is so anti-EU they only reported on one.
>>57533069
have fond memories of the one i did at the end of last year with sershlad
>>57533063
his deep veins are thrombosing as we speak
listening to the kinks lads
Is the Dortmund kop better than the Liverpoop kop because it's standing room only?
drinking a sport drink but not doing sport haha
>>57533069
I hosted one like a year ago
pic related won
wotcha lookin at?
>>57533072
>a privately funded campaign leaflet is the same as a state-funded one
ahh yes, a very astute observation
>>57533088
i think i ended up doing something bad to maisie and sophie in one of them
>>57533072
the difference is that one would be privately funded, not an official government leaflet paid for with taxpayer money
>>57533072
>the BBC is so anti-EU
>>57533141
yeah, think you killed them both
making a new one now
>>57533069
happier times
>>57533134
delet this t. blizzard
>>57533072
>BBC
>anti-EU
nice bait m8
>>57533022
being autistic
>>57533138
>>57533152
And why would the state be probhibited from expressing the government's position.
They've always said that if they got a new deal then tey'd support remaining in a reformed EU. Which is exactly what they are doing.
>>57533088
>tfw you died in the first round
do another one pls
>>57533134
umm
Monster log just dropped our my arse
That hurt
cameron just fucked up lads
okay lads, I've got some Modvigil 200mg tablets
I've heard you should only do a 50mg dose for first timers to make sure you aren't allergic, should I just split up the tabs into quarters or will I be alright just splitting it in half?
THEY don't want you to get dubs.
So what am I going to do?
I'm going to get dubs.
>>57533245
I've been practicing and I can keep a log up there without it hurting for at least 7 hours now
>>57533239
uh oh
>>57533277
wew nice
playing runescape rn loool
so comfy
>>57533277
*says your name*
>>57533285
oh my
>>57533285
I went to school with a girl who had ridiculously fat thighs and disproportionate like that.
It was kind of gross.
Shame from the waist up she was pretty cute.
>>57532970
>they don't want to come here
Ahh yes they're in Calais and keep trying to hop on trucks to get here
>>57533320
>rn loool
>>>/msn/
>>57533277
Nice. See them
>>57533320
got back into it briefly last january with /brit/
couldn't recapture the old magic though
(if someone tells me not to reply to him, i'll get rather cross indeed, mark my words)
>>57533229
>the state != the ruling party
They've done it now because it would have been illegal if they'd done it when Purdah starts
>>57533266
just do half and you'll be fine la
make sure to take it at least 12 hours before you plan to go to bed
>>57533369
*tells you not to reply to him*
>>57532970
self hating lefties are the worst
>>57533387
*writes a sternly-worded letter and posts it to you*
>>57533369
yeah I get you, it lost it's innocence.
everyone are now 7 years older and have like 99 slayer.
still fun tho tbf.
Pre-ordained post
>>57533433
http://i.4cdn.org/f/My%20Breast%20Massage%20Routine.swf
new chris chan desu
Waiting for the drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SERx18qvyok&list=RDdx5w5rFqw40&index=2&nohtml5=False
>>57533379
okay sound. If I wanted to do an all nighter will it keep me up then>
>>57533416
*secretary informs me she's shredded all of this week's junk mail*
excellent
>when your colleague super likes you
This doesn't seem like a good idea lads
>>57533374
Well then that's just good sense
bicycle roadman weed guy who will come to my house's phone is off (tesco mobile voicemail)
have to actually leave my house to make a purchase ffs
brb
>>57533459
*sends 50 dragon dildos to your po box*
>>57533452
yes
This EU referendum makes me think about direct democracy
Seeing as Labour, the SNP and the Lib dems all have an official "pro EU" position and roughly half of tory MPs are pro EU
if leaving the EU was a vote in parliament there would be no question the MPs would vote for us to stay with a huge majority
>Belgian police have appealed for more information about the "man in the hat" pictured at Brussels Airport shortly before the attacks.
i really like this movie for some reason. i can't pinpoint why
>>57533352
Well I mean France is a war torn shit hole too.
>>57533482
*secretary informs me she's checked the po box and is happy with my little surprise to her*
>>57533510
terminator granny
>>57533444
Lad you can just post the youtube link.
>>57533444
Fucking Chris-Chan, when will this crazy ride end? I'm seriously hoping that this trans-lesbian thing is just another phase of his, as soon as he realises it's not getting him pussy he'll stop
>>57533503
>>57533493
nice one cheers
>>57533529
*writes you another sternly-worded letter and requests on of the dragon dildos back as it was my favourite and I didn't mean to send that particular one*
>>57533508
>8 o'clock already
Thought it was like half six what the fug
>>57533508
FFS kek
>Tell Tesco Credit card to do a balance transfer of my Natwest credit card on Monday
>Still not done
Ah yes VERY impressive
>>57533174
very good
good lad tbf
>>57533708
why even post this?
listening to miles davis
>>57533630
>He doesn't have an Amex Centurion card
>>57533747
labour shills
has Clarkson been ostracized by british media? is that why he came over here?
>>57533760
buy me nice things please
>>57533708
>tfw no state issued gf
>>57533763
what?
really wish this was friday night and i didn't have to face work tomorrow lads
>>57533608
*asks secretary for that particular one back but says she's gotten really possessive of it*
sorry mate
>>57533763
>>57533747
Get a sense of humour you boring twats
lads, how do you make the perfect cheese on toast
will question time be good tonight lads?
>>57533767
He punched an Irish producer who forgot to get him a steak.
Everyone shit their pants and demanded his execution. In the end his contract with the bbc was ending anyway and he hadn't planned to renew it anyway, so people claimed a small victory by saying he was fired.
So Top Gear got cancelled and the three musketeers moved to America to do not-Top Gear on Amazon
>>57533859
>>57533850
Don't blame them, they were just born that way
>Get a sense of humour you boring twats
>>57533817
not surprised really, it's the one with the authentic rotary motion and gallon drum injector
>>57533874
eh
>>57533780
Her Majesty's Royal Mail should have these to you by Saturday at the latest.
>>57533878
he should run for PM
he could be your very own Trump
>Go into my credit card portal to find out why my balance transfer hasn't been done
>"Status: Denied"
>Credit limit is £2300
>Only want to balance transfer £600
What the fuck?
>Labour shills
>>57533925
probably just more eu bs that no one cares about
wish they would talk about exciting stuff such as the muslim problem
>>57533952
ah yes, seeking financial advice from /brit/. very impressive
just gone orange lads
>>57534011
index fund
>>57533859
2 slices of Warburtons toastie (orange bag) in the toaster for a little bit until barely toasted
pilgrims choice extra mature cut into slices/grated
put on top of toast
under the grill
keep an eye on it until desired meltyness
take it out
Worcester sauce on top
bit of black pepper
pukka
is the revenant honestly worth watching
first 10 minutes or so looks pretty dull so far
>>57534046
shut it you jizz stain
>>57534064
I was really disappointed with it iah
>>57534040
ah yes
business plan: harvest farts to use as fuel
>tfw I'll be joining the index fund masterrace soon
Have an interview tomorrow for >>57532951
May be the key to finally being able to finish my project car, wish me luck x
>>57533850
seems like you need to get a better sense of humor you 12 year old twat
listening to the rain
hit that mf Submit button if you f.luxed tf up
>>57534125
Me too tbqh
>isa transfers can take 30 days
>>57533448
redpill me on index funds
joost
>>57534205
ad isanem
>>57534040
>>57534098
just downloaded it
my eyes hurt even more
>>57534083
*deleted The Revenant 2015 1080p WEB-DL x264 AC3-JYK.mkv from hard drive*
*empties the trash*
*prepares self for FOY replies*
>>57534242
is your third eye closed?
>>57534214
So his dad (lawfully) avoided tax, but his son (lawfully) paid all required tax?
Sounds like Dave is a stand up guy who put the country before his own interests. Why are people condemning HIM for something that his father did?
>>57534214
>using perfectly legal means to make money
What an utter bastard >:(
>>57534064
No, it's 2 hours of Leonardo pretending to be retarded and rolling around on the ground
>>57534242
you get used to it and it'll help you sleep easier
trust bro
http://arstechnica.com/security/2016/04/nation-wide-radio-station-hack-airs-hours-of-vulgar-furry-sex-ramblings/
>>57534262
i'll come over there and shut your third eye you cheeky fucking cunt
>>57534242
you'll get used to it, soon you'll wonder what you ever did without it
>>57534274
Because most of us hate him, and want to find him at fault for SOMETHING.
>>57534242
yeah i dled it but then i realised i wasnt a homosexual and uninstalled
>>57534274
because the crimes of the father are born upon the son (only if you're a Tory though)
>>57534364
>>57534274
yesterday:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525916/David-Cameron-denies-wife-children-benefit-offshore-funds-struggles-kill-toxic-tax-haven-questions.html
>David Cameron forced to issue a FOURTH clarification about his tax affairs as he denies he, his wife or children will EVER benefit from offshore funds
today:
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/07/david-cameron-admits-he-profited-fathers-offshore-fund-panama-papers
>David Cameron admits he profited from father's offshore fund
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>57534364
she Hyakuretsukyaku'd it to death
I'm drunk from one fruity copperberg
FUCK ME UP
>>57534352
yeah m8
not wanting eye strain is well gay
>>57534364
>>57534364
Kek
>>57534412
>he denies he, his wife or children will EVER benefit from offshore funds
Future tense
> he profited from father's offshore fund
Past tense
I suspect that you were born in a country where English was not the first language, and your irrational hated of Cameron stems from your anger about your benefits being cut
white converts to islam are the worst people on earth
>>57534151
>never heard the state issued gf gimmick
FONC >>>/r/eddit
Who /Priya/ here?
>Blairmore
Ah yes
>>57534484
ahh yes STATE ISSUE GIRLFRIENDS
HAHAHAH
>>57534473
>drawing all your conclusions from the link instead of actually opening it and reading it
don't know what i expected fucking hell you absolute twat
>>57534514
which animorphs is this?
why aren't you watching the BAGA's?
>>57534531
>get shown up
>"better call him names, that'll show him"
>the smell of fresh pizza dough
>>57534557
>expert panel
>>57534557
all the games are shit
>Won 2 free lotto lucky dips in a row
This is it, lads. Third time lucky. Gonna win the lotto on Saturday.
What can I buy you lads when I win?
>Cologne police ordered to remove word ‘rape’ from reports into New Year’s Eve sexual assaults amid cover-up claims: Police investigating the mass sexual assaults in Cologne on New Year’s Eve claim they were ordered to remove the word “rape” from their initial report
Applying as a massage therapist now
How do I make friends guys?
I'm decent looking, well adjusted, have a steady job, my own place and no trouble with women but have probably 2 friends that are around my age.
I have a ton of work mates but they're all quite a bit older than me and most of them live far away.
I need someone to go out and get fanny with.
>>57534619
imagine the smell
>>57534473
Do you know what EVER means?
ever doesnt mean the future, it includes the past and the present
girl at work who wore sheer tights but then didn't wear them for ages had bare legs today wew
>>57534614
cornetto
>>57534647
Find a hobby, like an archery club or something
>>57534557
EEEHH SO
>>57534649
Will ever - is future
He already benefited
What should I get for lunch? I'm thinking andouille with grilled onions and hot peppers.
>>57534614
gizza job lad
subtract nominims
>>57534614
Cornetto
>>57534690
I suspect that you were born in a country where English was not the first language, and your irrational love of Cameron stems from your anger about your CCHQ internship and it's future
>>57534697
Cornetto
>>57534614
spend it all on lotto tickets for us
need more memes like pic related lads, deliver
>>57534557
eeh so
call oh dooty
ye may eh herd ev it
ye shoot t' tings n' ye get the points
>>57534697
hungarian you cun t
I can find lots of lots about cities even more that reference cities but only two in conversation woth the city itself. anyone help me out?
>>57534667
>tfw tight fetish
>>57534781
fucked up hunger games submission
give it time precious
>>57534786
yes
>>57534557
>bloodborne
>grow home
THE TENSION IS KILLING ME
>>57534786
*lots of songs
I'm better than all of you at everything ngl
>>57534785
but i like spicy
>gaming awards
kek
>>57534781
>>57534614
cornetto.
>>57534697
Seconding Hung Aryan or Weisswurst
>that jap the with the british accent
kek
>>57534875
Yeah i agree, there shouldn't be awards for games
fucking entitled chess playing cunts
>>57534875
but we need to know who pressed the buttons best
>>57534883
such a great night
>>57534906
average leeds student
>>57534883
>>57534935
tfw
is it "dormers" or "dormer"
Dank Mimis
>>57534926
chess takes skill
fucking fifa and halo monkeys can play
>>57534906
>>57534857
>>57534806
top lads desu
>>57534973
h8 him
>>57535040
(hate him)
Should I buy a VR headset lads?
It's clearly gonna be the next big thing
Poleaboo thinks he might have delayed Septic Shock from the cutting
>Cool, pale arms and legs
>High or very low temperature, chills
>Light-headedness
>Little or no urine
>Low blood pressure, especially when standing
>Rapid heart rate
>Restlessness, agitation, lethargy, or confusion
>>57535033
>>57535052
>>57535001
typical arrogant gamer
"yeah but MY game takes skill"
>>57535033
>fair play daz that had bare vodka and cider in
makes me laugh every time
just ate a reeses cup
it was good
>>57535056
go to the doctors then
>>57534990
dormers. It's plural m8 because there are like 7 of them
*walks*
>>57535052
There's an Oculus Rift in your mind mate, it's called the pineal gland. Dust yours off and join us, yeah?
>>57535041
literally me but replace techno with d r u m a n d b a s s
>>57535040
>>57535052
wait a few years
>>57535056
POOEY PAKI LAD
>>57535033
all me
>cannabis will be legal within our lifetime
what a time to be alive
>>57535081
dude fugin ebig reply brah
*chugs rebull and yells about killstreaks*
>>57535129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
Jobs was a picky eater who moved in and out of fruitarian phases for most of his life, but consistently favored a lot of fruit and fruit juice. The refrigerators at Apple were always well stocked with Odwalla juices, and numerous sources over the years reported him ordering juices frequently at restaurants. Indeed, this was the most consistent part of his diet over his life time.
Fruits and fruit juices are not only high on the glycemic index, but loaded with fructose. In all but small quantities, they greatly stress the liver and pancreas, contribute to diabetes and many other blood sugar disorders, and have been linked to pancreatic cancer. Jobs suffered from a type of pancreatic cancer known as islet cell carcinoma, which originates in the insulin-secreting beta cells.
That the fructose in Jobs’s fruit heavy diet likely contributed to this cancer is supported by research published in the November 2007 issue of American Journal of Clinical Nutrition which concluded there was “evidence for a greater pancreatic cancer risk with a high intake of fruit and juices but not with a high intake of sodas.” In other words, the “healthy” juices regularly drunk by Jobs may have been been even worse than the soft drinks he seems to have rejected.
More recently, in the August 2010 issue of Cancer Research, Dr. Anthony Healy of the Jonsson Cancer Center and Director of the Pituitary Tumor and Neuroendocrine Program at UCLA, proposed that aberrant fructose metabolism—and not just aberrant glucose metabolism—might be involved in the pathogenesis of pancreatic cancer. Seems fructose provides the raw material cancer cells prefer to use to make the DNA they need to divide and proliferate.
>>57535125
can't due to anxiety
babbys going to have some cereals
>>57532880
rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaqgmKYgWXY
so many gouged out third eyes ITT
>>57535196
didn't read any of this
>>57535196
fuck Jobs
why is this wanker the modern messiah
also drink water
>>57532880
Undeadundeadundead
>>57535213
have you told the doctor about this?
Watching Louis Theroux autism lads
me IRL
>>57535275
me too dara is on stage
>>57535196
what about innocent smoothies?
>>57535260
jobs got cancer because of his hippie fruit diet
>>57535189
Ahh yes
You play a GAME, something designed to amuse children
very impressive
