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crayon pop
grime
important top story there
I am a shark and you are all plankton
you will literally never orbit the earth
dance hall music is dope af
Is there really any point in sending a covering letter when applying for jobs?
I honestly don't think people read them. Especially when you're applying for a recruitment agency, the recruiter is just scanning CVs and quickly trying to find keywords.
I've been turned down for a job in the past, when I asked for feedback they said I lacked knowledge on a subject I clearly explained I had knowledge of in my cover letter..
>>57529092
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGV--SoJc74
>>57529091
You could moon entire continents at once from there
>>57529092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMxBrNgphLk
>dope
foy
OH FUCK
>>57529120
I would read this if it had a pepe attached
>>57529032
FONT
any """""lads""""" in this thread that didn't play sunday league footie FUCK OFF
>the UK isn't full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qopk7-6Sauk
57529170
>le kick a ball around is the best sport EVER XD
faggot
>>57529170
>Sunday League
For middle aged working class plebs.
If you're not a professional you should stop playing competitive games of football after the age of 21 (uni footy society is the last acceptable time to play) and transition to a diet of casual kickabouts along with FIFA/PES/FM.
got a stiffy
anyone wanna help
thinking of having a cheeky beer or two tonight lads
Poleaboo is back from ASDA
Had to go through the park to get there, not sure if the place was of blacks (used to be very rare here) or dark skinned pakis
3 young slags were running around the edge of the park and through the main roads, seemed like the type to get groomed, didn't like the way they sorta looked at me, hoped that a car would hit them
Homeless guy in the underground tunnel to ASDA, white, as always
Didn't have any blue or silver Rizla
Just green and orange
there were only 2 green packs lefts and a whole box of orange
Now to research the next steps
>>57529013
post a picture of your arm
>>57529327
nice boobs
57529336
no one cares you fucking attention whore
literally kill yourself
>>57529336
you're a dark-skinned paki you dickhead, your skin is literally the colour of poo
evening ladies xo
>>57529327
moar
>>57529336
>homeless people in a mostly white area are white
well stop the fucking presses you stupid wog ahhaa
YOU BUY ONE
>>57529488
Poleaboo is NOT dark skinned
>>57529283
it's just a laugh, grow up.
>>57529336
>short papers
howling
that amber leaf comes with a pack of short papers, you were meant to get long you mong
>>57529510
all i see of them is club/festival pics
they must be the biggest sluts
Will beat the shit out of poleacunt if I see him in central manchester
>>57529283
shut up spacker
pepperoni is objectively the best pizza
>>57529552
Wew
>>57529336
you bought the wrong sized rizla if you're smoking weed.
>>57529581
Kill yourself lisicki
>>57529538
Kill yourself lisicki
>Essential Qualifications: Some certificate that has fuck all to do with the job and anyone can get after sitting in an hour long lecture.
tfw
>>57529581
you can just stick em together 3bh but that fucking imbecile would probably fail at that
>>57529524
>Rochdale
>White
Our town now, we run all the business, schools, hospitals and gangs
Sure whites make up 80% or so of the population here but they're all well and truly cucked
>>57529555
>>57529581
They didn't have long, they just had two sets of papers on display, one green pack and one orange, both looked the same size
I'll just make a small joint then
>>57529336
VIRGINIA MENTIONED
>>57529531
Smelly ugly pooskin
gonna roll a spliff lads
>>57529604
If its so easy to get one why havnt you?
>mfw Charlize Theron in the new GQ magazine
G*DDAMN. I think I have a waifu
>>57529620
>Our town now, we run all the business, schools, hospitals
I>>57529703
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-5sLWlPPnY
>>57529581
>>57529336
>the turbo autist polaboo has weed connections and i dont
>waifu
>>57529719
wish that were my bollocks
My spic maid just showed up
gonna beat off in my room and watch anime untill she leaves
cemetery was a bit of a swamp after the guys cut the grass and then it rained heavily
googled the name of another young death, she was brutally murdered by her bf, sad stuff.
>>57529614
So what do I do?
Will this paper do or should I go to a different shop and buy the long ones?
>Pakipoo can't even buy the right sized papers
is there anything this stupid paki cunt can do right?
honestly the worst """life""" I have ever seen
>>57529750
Poleaboo wants to know if he was white
0800 00
>>57529793
1066
>>57529727
>that flag
literally just speak to a young black guy loitering the streets during school/working hours
>>57529601
don't be a dickhead man.
>>57529754
just sticking them together in an l shape is the most basic way
>>57529834
Kill yourself lisicki
limmy is so haha funny xD love charlie booker hes top lad love his portrayal of women :)
>>57529769
THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE KING SIZE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE
Likely to deter weed users
>>57529868
they were probably just out of them, they sell them fucking everywhere lol
Where can I cop MIA's PSG shirt?
>>57529846
L shape damn lower case l
>>57529661
Because no company has decided to pay for me to get one.
>>57529614
that's a hard fucking job 2bh.
even non imbeciles could mess up.
>>57529620
>make a small joint
uh. ok, it'll be hard to balance tbf tho
Are dave.
like to get my cock 3/4 hard and pretend i'm slapping my oneitis' cheeks with it
>>57529895
is that supposed to be a grill?
>>57529846
>>57529900
This doesn't make any sense to me
VERY good read
/mu/ is it bad i unironically bjork
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35976705
ghb lads ghb arrived then i see
>>57529620
you shouldn't have went to asda you muppet
i bet you've got a paki shop in walking distance, they'll have 10 boxes of kingsize rizla
>>57529983
Spit that out right now.
>>57530007
tell him to brush his teeth whilst he's at it James Bond.
My DNP has arrived lads
Gonna be shredded
>>57529727
he bought it from the darknet
>>57529983
disgusting
>>57529964
>>57529924
>hard job
>>57529991
>/mu/
>bjork
>>57529964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJT3f5odiuY&nohtml5=False
can someone validate me?
gays fuck off
ps4 software update is unironically going 1kb/s
>>57529983
Wish it was mine.
>>57530065
Rasheed
>>57530052
you didnt answer the question
>>57529749
Used to have one of those at my parents house but they stole money from my siblings and I out of the chore/allowance jar so we reported them to Immigration
Now spic kids just break into my car in the ghetto to steal the change from my ashtray
>>57530093
what did it taste like
>>57530058
validated.
Are Sikh's actually bro tier or is it actually a meme?
ITT: all me
Just ordered a cheeky burger and pizza and cracked open a bottle.
>>57530126
yeah seriously
well definitely compared to pakis anyway
>walk in to paki shop
>alri boss set me some of your finest king skins
>hand over 90p
>safe xo
>>57530178
OI M8 WHERE YOU GOING YOU OWE ME 10P YOU LITTLE SHIT
6th day off benzos. Been incredibly horny this week, wanking 4 times a day despite working 9-5
>>57530126
There used to be 3 Sikh families where I live. Every single one of them were great. Every one of them integrated well, respected our culture and religions while practicing their own.
There is also a Sikh shopkeeper near me and he is a fucking legend. He and his family are all really nice.
So yeah, in my experience they are great
>Making £16,000 as a customer service phone monkey
>Check Reed
>Some companies are paying £26,000 for the same job
>>57530215
were any of those in the toilet at work?
>tfw my gf wants a refugee to move in with me and her son
>>57530223
>rasheed
Lucy is in Britain at last lads
>>57530295
who are you quoting
>>57530076
I thought mine was going to take forever but it downloaded, installed and restarted before I could find something to have a fap to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l5FSlD8U1o
2007 tune
parents flight from berlin airport has been delayed a further 3 hours
worry increases
>>57530043
enjoy your heart attack
>>57530304
who'd you order from and what quantity/how much
>>57529945
why do you have the same filenames as me?
>>57530266
>her son
>>57530362
That would be telling
>>57530055
looks quite easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ
2006 tune
hit that motherfuckin (You) button if you skanked to this in year7
>>57530255
no but i wasn't far away from doing so
Essay question: Evaluate the Pros and Cons of Having a Wank (1500 words)
ffffffffffuck
>>57530239
Not all call centres are alike
I working in one in uni. There were two local and the other one paid better, had great benefits and gave better commissions. But working there was miserable, the people were stressed, the managers were bitchy, you had to bully old people into taking out insurance on shit that they didn't need to hit your insane targets.
I could have been better of, but I preferred my place, where life was more chilled, the targets were reasonable, and people didn't only last an average of 5 weeks before quitting
>>57530385
do tell
>>57530350
check the flight number on autismradar24
see if it put up a squawk code or something
Greetings various people across the spectrums of time and the multiverse, my name is Alexander Gordon Jahans.
think she's a really great girl desu
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVOThsv30yw
>>57530405
>he's never had a wank in the toilets at work
pleb
maybe this is why i don't have a job anymore
Essay question:
Evaluate the Pros and Cons of Having a Wank: Make Reference to at least ONE Case Study (2500 words)
ffffffffffuck
Want to go cycling around somewhere like Austria one day
just visit town to town
>mfw there are people on /trv/ who cycle from Norway to South Africa
>>57530461
he actually reminds me a lot of someone I used to work with
>>57530461
are alex
>>57530471
Women can smell when you've just had a wank. not the cum but the pheromones.
>>57530461
I get the feeling this guy is more self aware than he appears and just milks it to become a meme
>>57530436
don't know the flight number and too autistic to ask them because they'll ask questions why
>>57530461
still don't know what the fuck this thing is
>>57530498
link to his channel pls
>>57530497
wouldn't think people that look like him would work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n03x1EP6rY4
who /bassline/ here
trilla jermaine trilloski
>>57530539
what airline is it
give me some basic info
arriving at which airport
>>57530471
Debated having a wank in work myself today. Must feel pretty good getting paid to shoot cum into a wad of tissue.
Depression
WE WUZ ATTRACTIONS N SHIT
>>57530588
not going to concern myself with trying to understand this
off to see natalie bennett speak some wisdom
>>57530481
>cycling in africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECs8ZrmH8D8
>>57530539
https://www.flightradar24.com/data/airports/txl#departures
only one flight to brum on there if that's it
>>57530597
no idea what airline
berlin>birmingham
was supposed to take off at 5pm but delayed until 9.30 at the moment (german time)
>>57530511
Tell me more professor bollocks
extremely good read
http://slingshotesports.com/2016/04/07/halo-brett-naded-roberts-no-trophy-for-old-men/
>>57530630
>human zoo
about to pop
>>57530360
Some random store.
3.5kg worth
>>57530598
>tfw working from home and squeezing in a few wanks throughout the day
>>57530602
Cheer up
>i have tried every diet and nothing works, i can't lose weight!
>i eat junk food all day and never exercise but i can't gain weight!
>>57530652
cheers la, that's definitely it
>>57530743
doxxed
>>57530760
Awful set of knees on her
>>57530498
>women are superior
Going to go talk to the gays and see how degenerate they really are.
>>57530675
is that guy on crack
Business idea: /brit/ 5 a side team
mates were drinking round mine the other night before town and left 3/4 of a bottle of brandy, 4 budweisers and 8 fags
decent
>Have the personal email address of the business owner of the company I'm quitting.
Feel like emailing him about how I'm being forced to quit after I've personally recovered over £1,000,000 of his money that his senior staff neglected to mention they'd lost.
Think this might effect my reference lads?
>>57530853
the brandy is the best part of the haul
>>57530840
probably some amphetamines tbqh
>>57530840
no
he's on gamma
>Awful set of knees on her
>>57530830
The word that immediately comes to mind when I think of the Hitchens brothers is arrogance
>>57530879
I can't believe you're still whinging about this.
get a fucking grip, you're honestly worse than poleaboo
>>57530840
gotta go fast
>>57530879
good lad
keep going
dont be a cuck
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/cologne-police-ordered-to-remove-word-rape-from-reports-into-new-year-s-eve-sexual-assaults-a6972471.html
Dunno why this was a problem
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/ukip-is-the-only-main-political-party-to-not-address-lgbt-rights-in-its-manifesto-10179496.html
What could they say? LGBT already have equal rights
fuck off
>>57530906
That does sound about right tbf lel
>>57530880
yeah definitely that's the main part but the rest are welcome additions
bottle of coke too which im currently drinking alongside the brandy
>>57530995
a tranny needs to be PM for there to be "equal rights"
Lads. Turns out Brazilian waxes are called that because most Brazilian girls wax their fannies.
>>57530929
I don't see poleaboo holding down a job
>>57528966
I really like Big Dave's Big Society desu
its a great Distributionist idea but I know it will never be fully realized.
wish conservatives would embrace this sort of thought more often, more along the lines of traditional christian/libertarian modes of social order rather than neo-liberalism.
based Mr Shiver
Fucks sake, one of our mutual friends turned up within minutes of my arrival, he's clearly aware of what's going on and has sat down and doesn't look like he's going anywhere. Sort of frustrated, sort of glad really.
>>57531033
I agree, free beer is best beer
Even the shitty kinds
have noticed a lot of "the independent" articles being linked recently
i guess they've finally got on board the /brit/ shilling train like the daily mail have
>>57530715
>those teeth
Such a shame. I know a girl is is very beautiful with gorgeous eyes but her teeth are even more fucked up than this.
mums not too bothered that i failed to put the bins out successfully
feel like a weight off my chest
raining out
OH FUCK
OH SHIT
yesterday:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525916/David-Cameron-denies-wife-children-benefit-offshore-funds-struggles-kill-toxic-tax-haven-questions.html
>David Cameron forced to issue a FOURTH clarification about his tax affairs as he denies he, his wife or children will EVER benefit from offshore
today:
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/07/david-cameron-admits-he-profited-fathers-offshore-fund-panama-papers
>David Cameron admits he profited from father's offshore fund
Ahh yes, very impressive
>Germany has declared it will be letting in 3.4 million refugees over the next 4 years
JUST
found the gay aussie lads
wouuld you let this man suck you off?
get paid £0.10 by JME for every (You) i receive on a post relating to grime
>I enjoy paying taxes and am upset when people use legal methods of paying less tax.
>>57531213
I wouldn't let any man suck me off
when a coalburner is murdered by her pet ape do you feel any sympathy for her? is she a victim of ZOG brainwashing or did she deserve it?
>>57530965
its like a joke that never ends
>>57531218
get a refresher if they're still 10p on me
>>57531201
Fuck yeah.
I hope people in my family get raped.
>>57531213
forgot the pic
>>57531283
why?
>>57531252
God stop posting this, its about the 5th time today youve done it
youve had your attention and your little lobertarian arguments already now fuck off
>>57528990
fpbp
>Taxpayer money goes to funding pro-eu propaganda and pakis that hate you
>Getting angry when people avoid paying tax
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
BE SURE TO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
THIS MAY BE THE MOST CONTENTIOUS ISSUE OF OUR TIME
I'll honestly feel sad when you guys leave the EU and follow your own path.
It's like this part of me is just taken away, like a good friend I've never met leaving me behind.
Bye Britain chan ;__________;
CCHQ shills out in full force
the gf and I
Whoops!
http://strawpoll.me/7282072/r
>>57531470
Is this the first cuck porn?
lads where is the happening place to holiday these days? quite fancy a week off this month
>taking two posts to link the poll and then linking the results page
utter spacker
>>57531470
what a monstrous willy
>>57531432
dang those titties
>>57531499
croatia tbf lad
>>57531316
cheers la
>>57531499
minehead
>>57530760
Kaya is love. kaya is life.
>>57531496
>le cukc
get a life lad
and stop shitting up the porn boards with your fetishes
How can I meet people just to be m8s with??
I just want to drink, do drugs, play vidya, etc with other losers
>>57531470
me on the right
>want to pick up a part time second job for extra income
>find moving job on craigslist
>call number
>"Okay what is a good number to reach you at? I'm actually on the phone with a customer right now, I'll call you right back."
>1hr later, still no call back
my m8s track got retweeted by JME the other day desu
>>57531546
do they have a wall to stop immigrants? dont want to be near browns
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35984355
>co op boss asks for a 60% pay cut
>he now earns just £750,000 a year
>>57531546
yes lads come to croatia
i'll be your friend
pls come ;___;
>>57531458
>I'll honestly feel sad when you guys leave the EU and follow your own path.
Unfortunately that won't happen
I hope we both enjoy more terrorist attacks and eroding of our personal freedoms
>>57531458
desu I doubt we'll leave, most of london (aka most of the population) will vote to stay in. the only people who i think will actually vote to leave are the racists and uneducated (i.e most of the north)
>>57531592
you on the left
>Why yes, Trump may be a 'billionaire', but so would I my dear with favourable economic circumstances, hindsight and entrepreneurship.
odds grapes
evens mini donuts
dubs wank
>>57531629
answer the question >>57531617
Love Charli
>>57531604
doxxed
>David cameron is the western EU leader most against taking in refugees
>George Soros partly funded the panama papers
>David cameron is implicated in the panama papers
hmmm...
>>57531621
omg the cleaner works harder than him! x
>>57531657
now wait just one cotton picking minute
>>57530965
There is an extremely small percentage of the money I made at my job that went directly to continuing this wretch's existence
>>57531621
>His total pay package - including salary and bonuses - was reported to be £3m.
>>57531657
hmm something is off
>>57531621
tragic, hopefully he can at least survive the month until he gets his quarterly bonus
>>57531352
it's not my thing
>>57531702
George Soros is a scumbag, more news at 11
letting the bodies hit the floor
>>57531678
It depends if Austria builds a wall this summer.
If Austria builds wall we will build wall too.
If we build a wall Serbia will build a wall.
If Serbia builds a wall Macedonia will build a wall.
If Macedonia builds a wall the browns will all be in Greease.
>>57531636
>>57531638
Isn't the NO option polling higher currently?
I guess the jews will go full shekel mode when the referendum gets closer though.
>>57531753
those bloody bankers the bonuses
unironically being ironic
wouldn't mind being gay 2bh lads
would be a lot easier to keep myself sexually satisfied
just have no interests in willies nor do i find men attractive at all
Why hasn't he called me back I'm an ideal candidate for this job REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57531773
oh you don't like getting your dick sucked?
that's ok it's kinda overrated tbqh (and it genuinely sucks if the other persno doesn't know what they're doing)
>>57531784
so you dont currently have a wall? how culturally enriched are you? i suppose they all just go to germoney
every eu referendum poll for march 2016
on average remain is like 1% ahead online and like 6% ahead on phones
>>57531799
let me guess you DESERVE a girlfriend aswell don't you?
potential rapist
>>57531797
I wish I found tits and vadges attractive because then I could marry a qt woman and be a good father and contribute to society
;________;
doing a burgersen listen
>>57531784
>Isn't the NO option polling higher currently?
about even i think, swings about a bit but it will be a stay vote win, no doubt in this at all. By how much is for the experts to make up.
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/07/david-cameron-admits-he-profited-fathers-offshore-fund-panama-papers
Cameron's downfall begins.
>>57531702
Panama Papers is a beatup by the left wing of the media, but they're not that sophisticated.
I don't think they would have scaled it down if it embarrassed more left wing leaders.
hate /u/HarryBlessKnapp on reddit an irrational amount lads
>>57531784
There's zero chance of >us building a wall. Our current government can't even build a fence on the border without holes in it.
>>57530965
why doesn't this have a UI on this I cant scroll through it or tell how long this is
I watched like 5 minutes of this. I'm high as fuck and I watched it with a sort of dispassionate intellectual curiosity
>>57531862
Stop posting this you fucking nerd
>>57531846
the ratio is about 10 asylum applicants for every 300 000 people that passed
we currently do not have a wall but we only allow syrians through
>>57531921
why are lefties to obsessed with giving the government money? if i could avoid paying i certainly would
>>57531921
depressing honestly
can you imagine the shitshow if Corbyn gets in?
would be apocalyptic times
the view of things i can see and assume from outside my bedroom window - a poem
the sun is setting
the sky is grey
the roofs are wet
the grass seems more vibrant
the windows are almost aglow
the powerlines aren't moving
it might be windy but there are no trees to tell
the foliage is dripping wet
the fence is dark sodden brown
the clouds are still full of rain and i think it may precipitate again later
>>57531983
if hungary can do it you can do it too
>>57531921
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAX EVASION
>>57532024
doxxed
>>57531896
>it will be a stay vote win, no doubt in this at all
it'll be close either way, but I'm not convinced. I reckon Leave could pinch it
>>57531990
make me
>>57532006
Need more money for bennies
>>57531923
there's a reason there's no Americans or Germans being implicated
>>57532006
they feel the solution to inter-personal conflict and corporate corruption is to hand all responsibility for everything over to a central authority from where all interaction can be planned and controlled.
>>57532024
>a poem
more like a shitty list of shit
>>57532024
>the roofs are wet
>the foliage is dripping wet
at least one of these is a euphemism
>>57532049
*pinches your bottom*
>>57532024
looked the same out of my window desu
it's not windy though
>>57529852
good post
>>57531985
UPDATE
I ended up watching it all and frankly I'm glad I did I didn't know chris-chan had gone so mad. Thankyou, whoever posted it.
>Warehouse jobs asking for a full resume
>>57531872
No but I'm 6'2" and able to move heavy things all day, not a felon, have worked in this industry before, available during the specified hours, polite with a good work ethic, an actual citizen of this country, and can pass a drug test
I'd hire me for a moving gig
want my flatmates to stop having loud degenerate lesbian sex RIGHT NOW
Need a Tabea Kemme gf now
one of the best albums of the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOvDNURnC04
really like Safety Chain Blues especially
>>57532049
>I reckon Leave could pinch it
We need several more terrorist attacks for that methinks
>>57532036
I wish you were right but no, our current government can't be arsed to do anything that might offend people. We only build the "fence" after it was already too late anyway. Only the right-wing party wanted to build one early on but got mocked.
REMINDER that the bookies favourite for next labour leader hillary benn and his father left wing legend tony benn who was jeremy corbyns mentor back in the day have been implicated in tax avoidance from the panama papers
>>57532155
>and can pass a drug test
FOAL
I deserve a girlfriend
>>57532157
record it
>>57532157
do a cheeky vocaroo
on yanks - a poem
yanks are fats
yanks are twats
yanks like vaping; they wear hats
stupid yank
smelly yank
hate all yanks
die
>>57532100
i have sinned today but not in the timeframe in which i composed the poem
>>57532116
prove it
>The government is corrupt and stealing people's money!
>We need to give the government mo money for dem programs
Leftist logic...
>>57532155
>an actual citizen of this country
there's yer problem
>>57532157
massive bender
>>57532181
All the polls after the brussels attacks gave remain a big boost
>>57532228
i can see trees
they are not swaying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0OcWhIDF0
>>57532228
>yanks like vaping
cant imagine it could be more popular than our island tbqh see those twats several times a day easily
>>57532228
>sinned
rasheed
>>57532231
ironic that only the right is campaigning for a breakdown of power and decentralization atm
lefties are more concerned about social engineering for which they need a powerful state
and now i've found another crush
the lush life's given me a rush
cba to reply to any of these posts
>>57532235
Nah even on the ad it says "Must have a valid social security number to apply"
>>57532195
Shats a strong opinion you have there, strong enough you needed capitals to remind people. Them being dodgy is no bar to liking politicians or voting for them, they are all dodgy, every one of them. Especially the ones you like.
>>57532246
I can't believe normies are still buying the 'safer in the EU' meme
>>57532310
don't @ me
At the end of the day all political ideologies boil down to two views:
Men who want the government to leave them alone and let them get on with their lives and cucks that want the government to be their surrogate parents.
>>57532157
stream it
>>57532024
here's a poem about what's outside my window
the sun has said it's goodbye for today
the sky's blue is turning dark
the roofs are flat
the grass is filled with daisies and dandelions
a comfy breeze is blowing around preparing the air for the clouds of friday
the trees are blooming, and odd petal or two joins the breeze's fun
kids are enjoying the end of the week of sunshine playing around their commieblocks
people are smiling
but i'm not
haven't left my room in 4 days tbqh
>>57532261
what an uncle tom
Everyone who gives me a (you) gets a free qt 3.14 gf in the next 30 days.
>>57532345
desu the CIA will just plan an attack on the UK if they leave
i hate yanks, fuck the yankers
i went there once, and they're all wankers
fake politeness, they're non stop thankers
i hate these fat cunts more than the bankers
- my grime bar about yanks
*gives you a kys*
*gives you a ky*
WE WUZ CHUCK BERRY N LITTLE RICHARD N SHIT
>>57532328
>opninion
nice try, it's fact - draw your own conclusions as i didn't write mine
http://order-order.com/2016/04/07/hilary-benn-keeping-quiet-on-family-tax-avoidance/
>>57532345
>sub-normal pride
Cameron you clever cunt.
Stop people talking about your dodgy leaflets by admitting to something you were always going to own up to
lads anyone have experience taking Modavil before?
>>57532375
Don't believe his lies
>>57532430
oh god please no, dont go near Paul. He was a cock in the rave days and he is a cock now.
got a bellyful of milk
if i was stabbed in the tummy right now i would leak milk as well as blood and it would be well weird
*lads anyone have experience taking modvigil before?
>>57532448
>dodgy leaflets
Theyre legal, the out campaign will get funds to print their own soon and the same thing happened in the last european referendum
hardly dodgy
Am I just a terribly racist rorke lads?
I don't mind the muslims at work and get on with a few. But there's this one fully English, white blue eyed girl that wears a full burka and honestly she fucking disgusts me. She also wears gloves and no one at work has ever seen what she actually looks like.
Every time I see her I just get disgusted.
>>57532509
Whole mild senpai?
>>57532469
>Modavil
what's that? do you mean modvigil?
reckon i could heem all non reddit flag users itt
>>57532513
'girl' on left would be an easy shag but id love to smash the right.
shame i'm a virgin whos terrified of women.
>>57532559
yeah modvigil
>>57532516
pretty good but prefer modalert personally although that may just be placebo
>>57532562
put a spetum in my hands and i will eviscerate any reddit flagger who comes near me
>>57532546
>fully English, white blue eyed girl
>no one at work has ever seen what she actually looks like
its a paki bloke
>>57532562
wise choice of wording and agreed
>>57532469
yes
>>57532640
You can see her eyes through the slit m8
wew
>>57532638
could obliterate your skull and its contents with a lucerne hammer if i had a reason
wonder how long they'd send me down for if i ripped the burka off a paki bird
don't mind the hijabs too much but when they look like a fucking postbox it pisses me off
>>57532529
>Pooropean Poonion suppoorters have to use state money to try and persuade people
Boris JohnsGOD for PM within 6 months
Post yfw based Jeremy Corbyn uses his connections to Latin American leftist groups to infiltrate a Panamanian law firm and leak documents exposing David Cameron and his family as tax avoiders.
thoughts?
>>57532738
what would happen if you pretended to post a letter through the slit
>>57532738
do it whilst wearing a burka yourself then run away
>>57532708
could you do that to my eager ballbag please
Imagine being a parent and having a daughter that converts to Islam.
i'mma dance my heart out to the dawn
>>57532862
I'd literally off myself
>>57532862
That's why I'm raising my kids as muslims, so I don't have to go through that trauma
>>57532833
*lines you up on a chair with your goolies exposed*
*winds back with the hammer, my eyes on the mark*
*brings it down with the might of 17 maisies*
*purposefully misses and crushes your left hand instead*
oops tehe
>>57532708
*calculates my chances of success*
*closes eyes and simulates a battle in my head*
ahh........hmm..................i see..............*weaves between imaginary thrusts* *parries one swing, intercepts another entirely* *gains the upper hand* *comes out on top*
nah blud dont think so
>>57532700
redpill me on these parties
