big society edition
WHITES ONLY
crayon pop
grime
important top story there
I am a shark and you are all plankton
you will literally never orbit the earth
dance hall music is dope af
Is there really any point in sending a covering letter when applying for jobs?
I honestly don't think people read them. Especially when you're applying for a recruitment agency, the recruiter is just scanning CVs and quickly trying to find keywords.
I've been turned down for a job in the past, when I asked for feedback they said I lacked knowledge on a subject I clearly explained I had knowledge of in my cover letter..
>>57529092
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGV--SoJc74
>>57529091
You could moon entire continents at once from there
>>57529092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMxBrNgphLk
>dope
foy
OH FUCK
>>57529120
I would read this if it had a pepe attached
>>57529032
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any """""lads""""" in this thread that didn't play sunday league footie FUCK OFF
>the UK isn't full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qopk7-6Sauk
57529170
>le kick a ball around is the best sport EVER XD
faggot
>>57529170
>Sunday League
For middle aged working class plebs.
If you're not a professional you should stop playing competitive games of football after the age of 21 (uni footy society is the last acceptable time to play) and transition to a diet of casual kickabouts along with FIFA/PES/FM.
got a stiffy
anyone wanna help
thinking of having a cheeky beer or two tonight lads
Poleaboo is back from ASDA
Had to go through the park to get there, not sure if the place was of blacks (used to be very rare here) or dark skinned pakis
3 young slags were running around the edge of the park and through the main roads, seemed like the type to get groomed, didn't like the way they sorta looked at me, hoped that a car would hit them
Homeless guy in the underground tunnel to ASDA, white, as always
Didn't have any blue or silver Rizla
Just green and orange
there were only 2 green packs lefts and a whole box of orange
Now to research the next steps
>>57529013
post a picture of your arm
>>57529327
nice boobs
57529336
no one cares you fucking attention whore
literally kill yourself
>>57529336
you're a dark-skinned paki you dickhead, your skin is literally the colour of poo
evening ladies xo
>>57529327
moar
>>57529336
>homeless people in a mostly white area are white
well stop the fucking presses you stupid wog ahhaa
YOU BUY ONE
>>57529488
Poleaboo is NOT dark skinned
>>57529283
it's just a laugh, grow up.
>>57529514
>>57529336
>short papers
howling
that amber leaf comes with a pack of short papers, you were meant to get long you mong
>>57529510
all i see of them is club/festival pics
they must be the biggest sluts
Will beat the shit out of poleacunt if I see him in central manchester
>>57529283
shut up spacker
pepperoni is objectively the best pizza
>>57529552
Wew
>>57529336
you bought the wrong sized rizla if you're smoking weed.
>>57529581
Kill yourself lisicki
>>57529538
Kill yourself lisicki
>Essential Qualifications: Some certificate that has fuck all to do with the job and anyone can get after sitting in an hour long lecture.
tfw
>>57529581
you can just stick em together 3bh but that fucking imbecile would probably fail at that
>>57529524
>Rochdale
>White
Our town now, we run all the business, schools, hospitals and gangs
Sure whites make up 80% or so of the population here but they're all well and truly cucked
>>57529555
>>57529581
They didn't have long, they just had two sets of papers on display, one green pack and one orange, both looked the same size
I'll just make a small joint then
>>57529336
VIRGINIA MENTIONED
>>57529531
Smelly ugly pooskin
gonna roll a spliff lads
>>57529604
If its so easy to get one why havnt you?
>mfw Charlize Theron in the new GQ magazine
G*DDAMN. I think I have a waifu
>>57529620
>Our town now, we run all the business, schools, hospitals
I>>57529703
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-5sLWlPPnY
>>57529581
>>57529336
>the turbo autist polaboo has weed connections and i dont
>waifu
>>57529719
wish that were my bollocks
My spic maid just showed up
gonna beat off in my room and watch anime untill she leaves
cemetery was a bit of a swamp after the guys cut the grass and then it rained heavily
googled the name of another young death, she was brutally murdered by her bf, sad stuff.
>>57529614
So what do I do?
Will this paper do or should I go to a different shop and buy the long ones?
>Pakipoo can't even buy the right sized papers
is there anything this stupid paki cunt can do right?
honestly the worst """life""" I have ever seen
>>57529750
Poleaboo wants to know if he was white
0800 00
>>57529793
1066
>>57529727
>that flag
literally just speak to a young black guy loitering the streets during school/working hours
>>57529601
don't be a dickhead man.
>>57529754
just sticking them together in an l shape is the most basic way
>>57529834
Kill yourself lisicki
limmy is so haha funny xD love charlie booker hes top lad love his portrayal of women :)
>>57529769
THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE KING SIZE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE
Likely to deter weed users
>>57529868
they were probably just out of them, they sell them fucking everywhere lol
Where can I cop MIA's PSG shirt?
>>57529846
L shape damn lower case l
>>57529661
Because no company has decided to pay for me to get one.
>>57529614
that's a hard fucking job 2bh.
even non imbeciles could mess up.
>>57529620
>make a small joint
uh. ok, it'll be hard to balance tbf tho
Are dave.
like to get my cock 3/4 hard and pretend i'm slapping my oneitis' cheeks with it
>>57529895
is that supposed to be a grill?
>>57529846
>>57529900
This doesn't make any sense to me
VERY good read
/mu/ is it bad i unironically bjork
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35976705
ghb lads ghb arrived then i see
>>57529620
you shouldn't have went to asda you muppet
i bet you've got a paki shop in walking distance, they'll have 10 boxes of kingsize rizla
>>57529983
Spit that out right now.
>>57530007
tell him to brush his teeth whilst he's at it James Bond.
My DNP has arrived lads
Gonna be shredded
>>57529727
he bought it from the darknet
>>57529983
disgusting
>>57529964
>>57529924
>hard job
>>57529991
>/mu/
>bjork
>>57529964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJT3f5odiuY&nohtml5=False
can someone validate me?
gays fuck off
ps4 software update is unironically going 1kb/s
>>57529983
Wish it was mine.
>>57530065
Rasheed
>>57530052
you didnt answer the question
>>57529749
Used to have one of those at my parents house but they stole money from my siblings and I out of the chore/allowance jar so we reported them to Immigration
Now spic kids just break into my car in the ghetto to steal the change from my ashtray
>>57530093
what did it taste like
>>57530058
validated.
Are Sikh's actually bro tier or is it actually a meme?
ITT: all me
Just ordered a cheeky burger and pizza and cracked open a bottle.
>>57530126
yeah seriously
well definitely compared to pakis anyway
>walk in to paki shop
>alri boss set me some of your finest king skins
>hand over 90p
>safe xo
>>57530178
OI M8 WHERE YOU GOING YOU OWE ME 10P YOU LITTLE SHIT
6th day off benzos. Been incredibly horny this week, wanking 4 times a day despite working 9-5
>>57530126
There used to be 3 Sikh families where I live. Every single one of them were great. Every one of them integrated well, respected our culture and religions while practicing their own.
There is also a Sikh shopkeeper near me and he is a fucking legend. He and his family are all really nice.
So yeah, in my experience they are great
>>57530126
>Making £16,000 as a customer service phone monkey
>Check Reed
>Some companies are paying £26,000 for the same job
>>57530215
were any of those in the toilet at work?
>tfw my gf wants a refugee to move in with me and her son
>>57530223
>rasheed
Lucy is in Britain at last lads
>>57530295
who are you quoting
>>57530076
I thought mine was going to take forever but it downloaded, installed and restarted before I could find something to have a fap to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l5FSlD8U1o
2007 tune
parents flight from berlin airport has been delayed a further 3 hours
worry increases
>>57530043
enjoy your heart attack
>>57530304
who'd you order from and what quantity/how much
>>57529945
why do you have the same filenames as me?
>>57530266
>her son
>>57530362
That would be telling
>>57530055
looks quite easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ
2006 tune
hit that motherfuckin (You) button if you skanked to this in year7
>>57530255
no but i wasn't far away from doing so
Essay question: Evaluate the Pros and Cons of Having a Wank (1500 words)
ffffffffffuck
>>57530239
Not all call centres are alike
I working in one in uni. There were two local and the other one paid better, had great benefits and gave better commissions. But working there was miserable, the people were stressed, the managers were bitchy, you had to bully old people into taking out insurance on shit that they didn't need to hit your insane targets.
I could have been better of, but I preferred my place, where life was more chilled, the targets were reasonable, and people didn't only last an average of 5 weeks before quitting
>>57530385
do tell
>>57530350
check the flight number on autismradar24
see if it put up a squawk code or something
Greetings various people across the spectrums of time and the multiverse, my name is Alexander Gordon Jahans.
think she's a really great girl desu
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVOThsv30yw
>>57530405
>he's never had a wank in the toilets at work
pleb
maybe this is why i don't have a job anymore
Essay question:
Evaluate the Pros and Cons of Having a Wank: Make Reference to at least ONE Case Study (2500 words)
ffffffffffuck
>>57530448
Want to go cycling around somewhere like Austria one day
just visit town to town
>mfw there are people on /trv/ who cycle from Norway to South Africa
>>57530461
he actually reminds me a lot of someone I used to work with
>>57530461
are alex
>>57530471
Women can smell when you've just had a wank. not the cum but the pheromones.
>>57530461
I get the feeling this guy is more self aware than he appears and just milks it to become a meme
>>57530436
don't know the flight number and too autistic to ask them because they'll ask questions why
>>57530461
still don't know what the fuck this thing is
>>57530498
link to his channel pls
>>57530497
wouldn't think people that look like him would work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n03x1EP6rY4
who /bassline/ here
trilla jermaine trilloski
>>57530539
what airline is it
give me some basic info
arriving at which airport
>>57530471
Debated having a wank in work myself today. Must feel pretty good getting paid to shoot cum into a wad of tissue.
Depression
WE WUZ ATTRACTIONS N SHIT
>>57530588
not going to concern myself with trying to understand this
off to see natalie bennett speak some wisdom
>>57530481
>cycling in africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECs8ZrmH8D8
>>57530539
https://www.flightradar24.com/data/airports/txl#departures
only one flight to brum on there if that's it
>>57530597
no idea what airline
berlin>birmingham
was supposed to take off at 5pm but delayed until 9.30 at the moment (german time)
>>57530511
Tell me more professor bollocks
extremely good read
http://slingshotesports.com/2016/04/07/halo-brett-naded-roberts-no-trophy-for-old-men/
>>57530630
>human zoo
about to pop
>>57530360
Some random store.
3.5kg worth
>>57530598
>tfw working from home and squeezing in a few wanks throughout the day
>>57530602
Cheer up
>i have tried every diet and nothing works, i can't lose weight!
>i eat junk food all day and never exercise but i can't gain weight!
>>57530652
cheers la, that's definitely it
>>57530743
doxxed
>>57530760
Awful set of knees on her
>>57530498
>women are superior
Going to go talk to the gays and see how degenerate they really are.
>>57530675
is that guy on crack
Business idea: /brit/ 5 a side team
mates were drinking round mine the other night before town and left 3/4 of a bottle of brandy, 4 budweisers and 8 fags
decent
>Have the personal email address of the business owner of the company I'm quitting.
Feel like emailing him about how I'm being forced to quit after I've personally recovered over £1,000,000 of his money that his senior staff neglected to mention they'd lost.
Think this might effect my reference lads?
>>57530853
the brandy is the best part of the haul
>>57530840
probably some amphetamines tbqh
>>57530840
no
he's on gamma
>Awful set of knees on her
>>57530830
The word that immediately comes to mind when I think of the Hitchens brothers is arrogance
>>57530879
I can't believe you're still whinging about this.
get a fucking grip, you're honestly worse than poleaboo
>>57530840
gotta go fast
>>57530811
http://i.4cdn.org/f/My%20Breast%20Massage%20Routine.swf
http://i.4cdn.org/f/My%20Breast%20Massage%20Routine.swf
http://i.4cdn.org/f/My%20Breast%20Massage%20Routine.swf
New Chris-Chan
>>57530879
good lad
keep going
dont be a cuck
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/cologne-police-ordered-to-remove-word-rape-from-reports-into-new-year-s-eve-sexual-assaults-a6972471.html
Dunno why this was a problem
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/ukip-is-the-only-main-political-party-to-not-address-lgbt-rights-in-its-manifesto-10179496.html
What could they say? LGBT already have equal rights
fuck off
>>57530906
That does sound about right tbf lel
>>57530880
yeah definitely that's the main part but the rest are welcome additions
bottle of coke too which im currently drinking alongside the brandy
>>57530995
a tranny needs to be PM for there to be "equal rights"
Lads. Turns out Brazilian waxes are called that because most Brazilian girls wax their fannies.
>>57530929
I don't see poleaboo holding down a job
>>57528966
I really like Big Dave's Big Society desu
its a great Distributionist idea but I know it will never be fully realized.
wish conservatives would embrace this sort of thought more often, more along the lines of traditional christian/libertarian modes of social order rather than neo-liberalism.
based Mr Shiver
Fucks sake, one of our mutual friends turned up within minutes of my arrival, he's clearly aware of what's going on and has sat down and doesn't look like he's going anywhere. Sort of frustrated, sort of glad really.
>>57531033
I agree, free beer is best beer
Even the shitty kinds
have noticed a lot of "the independent" articles being linked recently
i guess they've finally got on board the /brit/ shilling train like the daily mail have
>>57530715
>those teeth
Such a shame. I know a girl is is very beautiful with gorgeous eyes but her teeth are even more fucked up than this.
>>57530691
>>57530630
>human
mums not too bothered that i failed to put the bins out successfully
feel like a weight off my chest
raining out
OH FUCK
OH SHIT
yesterday:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525916/David-Cameron-denies-wife-children-benefit-offshore-funds-struggles-kill-toxic-tax-haven-questions.html
>David Cameron forced to issue a FOURTH clarification about his tax affairs as he denies he, his wife or children will EVER benefit from offshore
today:
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/07/david-cameron-admits-he-profited-fathers-offshore-fund-panama-papers
>David Cameron admits he profited from father's offshore fund
Ahh yes, very impressive
>Germany has declared it will be letting in 3.4 million refugees over the next 4 years
JUST
found the gay aussie lads
wouuld you let this man suck you off?
get paid £0.10 by JME for every (You) i receive on a post relating to grime
>I enjoy paying taxes and am upset when people use legal methods of paying less tax.
>>57531213
I wouldn't let any man suck me off
when a coalburner is murdered by her pet ape do you feel any sympathy for her? is she a victim of ZOG brainwashing or did she deserve it?
>>57530965
its like a joke that never ends
>>57531218
get a refresher if they're still 10p on me
>>57531201
Fuck yeah.
I hope people in my family get raped.
>>57531213
forgot the pic
>>57531283
why?
>>57531252
God stop posting this, its about the 5th time today youve done it
youve had your attention and your little lobertarian arguments already now fuck off
>>57528990
fpbp
>Taxpayer money goes to funding pro-eu propaganda and pakis that hate you
>Getting angry when people avoid paying tax
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
BE SURE TO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
THIS MAY BE THE MOST CONTENTIOUS ISSUE OF OUR TIME
I'll honestly feel sad when you guys leave the EU and follow your own path.
It's like this part of me is just taken away, like a good friend I've never met leaving me behind.
Bye Britain chan ;__________;
CCHQ shills out in full force
the gf and I
Whoops!
http://strawpoll.me/7282072/r
>>57531470
Is this the first cuck porn?
lads where is the happening place to holiday these days? quite fancy a week off this month
>taking two posts to link the poll and then linking the results page
utter spacker
>>57531470
what a monstrous willy
>>57531432
dang those titties
>>57531499
croatia tbf lad
>>57531316
cheers la
>>57531499
minehead
>>57530760
Kaya is love. kaya is life.
>>57531496
>le cukc
get a life lad
and stop shitting up the porn boards with your fetishes
How can I meet people just to be m8s with??
I just want to drink, do drugs, play vidya, etc with other losers
>>57531470
me on the right
>want to pick up a part time second job for extra income
>find moving job on craigslist
>call number
>"Okay what is a good number to reach you at? I'm actually on the phone with a customer right now, I'll call you right back."
>1hr later, still no call back
my m8s track got retweeted by JME the other day desu
>>57531546
do they have a wall to stop immigrants? dont want to be near browns
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35984355
>co op boss asks for a 60% pay cut
>he now earns just £750,000 a year
>>57531546
yes lads come to croatia
i'll be your friend
pls come ;___;
>>57531458
>I'll honestly feel sad when you guys leave the EU and follow your own path.
Unfortunately that won't happen
I hope we both enjoy more terrorist attacks and eroding of our personal freedoms
>>57531458
desu I doubt we'll leave, most of london (aka most of the population) will vote to stay in. the only people who i think will actually vote to leave are the racists and uneducated (i.e most of the north)
>>57531592
you on the left
>Why yes, Trump may be a 'billionaire', but so would I my dear with favourable economic circumstances, hindsight and entrepreneurship.
odds grapes
evens mini donuts
dubs wank
>>57531629
answer the question >>57531617
Love Charli
>>57531604
doxxed
>David cameron is the western EU leader most against taking in refugees
>George Soros partly funded the panama papers
>David cameron is implicated in the panama papers
hmmm...
