The witch is dead
cara
>>57514525
Rasheed
>Hurr you have to be a billionare to live paki free
No, just not working class scum.
our nige lads
got to babysit a 9 year old girl tonight
anyone got any tips? can i just put her in front of the tv?
>>57514530
cara 2bh
Why would anyone live in a town with whites? Seems like a stupid idea tßh, like choosing to live in a shithole and wonder why your little brother keep getting pierced by some pigskins knife
>>57514544
>60%
Outstanding.
>>57514584
good lid
>>57514570
>No, just not working class scum.
Yeah a billionaire
>>57514517
Poleaboo feelings were hurt, he acted emotionally but the girls knew they were being cruel
>>57514588
Fuck off back to pakiland then
>>57514620
Keep yourself and your shit opinions confined to Grimsby
>>57514588
>I hate living with whites, where should I live? Ah yes England. Excellent choice if I say so myself!
>>57514588
>He reposted it twice
Remember when you voted UKIP in hopes the master race would acknowledge you?
so apparently how you trigger a paki is remind him he's a paki
makes sense tbf
buying a flat in monaco
>>57514588
>tfw visiting a cosy white town
>>57514588
I can walk through the roughest area in my town that only has whites with zero problem
I also occasional get offered drugs but I politely decline
>>57514713
shitskins are too easy to trigger
If push comes to shove I will gladly defend poleaboo
The sanctity of human life is more important to me than any individual's personal failings
All men can be absolved in the light of our lord Jesus Christ
If poleaboo truly repents and seeks forgiveness for his sins, I will gladly fight for him
I was at school, I was a fella
Round the bike sheds fingerin' Daniella,
Round the bike sheds fingerin' Celina,
Round the bike sheds fingerin' Delina,
Got four fingers up, you should have seen her,
>replying to ribena
Third eye status: Eradicated
>>57514678
I can go weeks without seen a pigskin, m8
>>57514681
Voted Labour
>>57514713
>>57514744
>muh 1400
>>57514734
Usually you'll get stabbed and overhear domestic and child abuse
>>57514744
To be fair, if I knew the extent of my potential in life was to live next door to my parents in a designated shitskin village and never be attractive or successful or worth the shit I was made of, I'd be pretty angry and petty as well
How are you lads going to vote in the EU referendum?
>>57514756
SUMMER IS ERE AND IT'S FUCKIN FUCKIN BUZZIN
>when a little Englander calls you a Paki
>>57514746
This is only if his life is endangered by someone other than me
Amer is goku, his enemies the androids, and I am their vegeta
>>57514775
>I can go weeks without seen a pig
Have you not seen your mum in weeks lad? haha!
>>57514757
>Enemies
Wessex
>>57514746
Islam is the one true religion and Qu'ran the word of God
Hasn't been changed since day one
oh fucking hell lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZApf9c8Tes
>>57514746
Poleaboo unironically follows the teachings of Islam though.
>pakis lashing out in full damage control
howling
>>57514838
Went to their gig Saturday, was great fun but I sure hope autism isn't catching because if it is I'll be coming down with it any day now tßh
>>57514865
Then he is lost
>Outstanding marines! Out fucking standing!
What game is that off?
>>57514801
tried registering to vote out but my registration got denied because im fucking living here
Where I live there are only really 2 paki families I see and they are fine, one owns a few of the local pubs (they are Sikh so they drink and party and are polite and no problem at all)
The other paki family have the local chippy and they have a hot mid 20's daughter who smiles at me a lot and sneaks me extra food.
That being my experience of pakis, I say we need more of them.
>>57514891
>THREE FUCKING LEGS
>>57514824
Who is Piccolo?
>>57514878
Nonce
>>57514838
>Japan applies their souless, corporate music style to metal
ree
>>57514580
Pretty much, though a board game may be in order. Teach her how to play poker, if you don't know how, get her to teach you.
>>57514890
Modern Warfare?
>tfw autismally said Ooh-rah a lot whilst in Y10 thinking it was cool
>>57514891
Would you creampie Cara's vag or bum?
>>57514892
Sikhs literally don't count m8, unironically better lads than your average white family tßh
>>57514933
bum, then have her shit it out onto my dick, suck it off then i'd shag her in the fanny hole box
>You will never watch Ozzie perform Crazy Train live
>>57514892
>anecdotes void facts and statistics
muzzies are scum
go back to pakistan if you like them to much and see how wonderful they are
>>57514933
vag so there is a slight chance she would become preggers
a life with cara is the life i want lad
>>57514892
>(they are Sikh so they drink and party and are polite and no problem at all)
Not good Sikhs if they drink, probably nice people though as you say.
Not a huge fan of the "click the tile until there are no more" captcha, bet moot came up with that one haha
>>57514932
Nearly m8
And i think ooh rah is pretty cool tbqh
>pigskins lashing out in full damage control
howling
>>57514985
World at War then?
what do you think yoshis eggs smell like haha just a joke haha
>>57514903
Lanc
>>57514960
pigskins are scum
go back to the Hull or Grimsby if you like them to much and see how wonderful they are
>And i think ooh rah is pretty cool tbqh
had a nightmare last night lads
I can't remember exactly what happened but I remember waking up and thinking "fuck me that was powerful"
>>57515017
Young liz
I have never met a bad Indian so I vote for them if we're getting more non-whites.
>>57514987
>he hates an entire race because they caught him putting cameras in their toilets
Nice one lad, sure wish I was as intellectual and amazing as you !!
What you lads doing for your next birthday?
My gf's taking me to an American diner for breakfast then to the zoo we live near now
raped some lads arse last night
he looked like he was having a nightmare ahaha
>>57514890
The Sergeant from the film Aliens I think. The scene in the cryo place where they wake up.
>>57515030
You were feeling the cosmic tremors of my battle with poleaboo through time and space
>>57515017
Give me some preggers Kate
>>57515013
Correct sir
>>57515055
>zoo
Grim as fuck desu.
>it's a Poleaboo tries to banter episode
havin a anzac biccie lads
>>57515017
4
>>57515076
Unironically enjoyed it more than MW. Loved the tanks and stuff
>>57515077
Well it's a "wildlife centre"
Never been so I'll let you know if it's grim
>>57515080
>poleabo trying to banter in third person
Bit funny to watch when>>57515084
he does it
@57514987
knew my post would trigger one, though given the lateness of it i was beginning to doubt myself but none the less my point has been proven
even without the (You), the satisfaction is all mine :)
>>57515055
Eddie rockets is shite lad
farts have been awfully smelly lately
>>57515098
Oops haha dint mean to quote haha x>>57515104
>>57515118
It's an OK Diner we're going to
It's gotta be OK or they wouldn't call it that
>>57515121
bad smell or good smell? If you're put off by your own farts that can be a bad sign
>>57515055
>celebrating your birthday past 18
Fuck off normie scum
>>57515090
Yeah i agree, its setting was much more atmospheric and nazi zombies was great
Shouldn't you be getting ready for court Amir? Or have you accepted you're getting a good few yers.
>>57515055
sit on my arse all day and do nothing i normally wouldn't i imagine
>>57515017
dubs please lad
>>57515017
roll
>>57515017
hm
dubs or i offer to jelq my dad when he gets home
>>57515135
my 30th was pretty cool, would totally celebrate it again if I could pass for 30
Wolfsburg? I DO rate them
>>57515144
Yes mate. The very first nazi zombies map was the best. They fucked up adding far too much random shit to it
is poleboo a legit paki?
>>57515188
how old are you lol
>>57515055
browse the chon
Reminder we're all one race, the human race
>>57515193
New meme team maybe? It was dortmund, atletico, Southampton (for a very short time), now Leicester, who are too popular so I need to pick a new one
IT'S HAPPENING
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35973094
>>57515207
mid 30's but I look older than I am, I think I do anyway.
>>57515227
It takes more than beating Halal's awful, awful defence to go full meme.
>>57515194
not the guy you replied to but I agree, the maps got more and more complicated which I felt was just a detriment to the experience. It was just fun blasting up zombies with m8s without having to fiddle with teleporters and shit
51 year old spinster here
>>57515240
are you married lad? how is life?
I am 50 and have been a "loner" pretty much all of my adult life, not necessarily by design but having moved from my hometown to London I never made the new links. The starkness of my "aloneness" was brought home when I was being discharged from hospital and had to literally sneak out because I had no-one that the ward fuhrer could hand me over to.
On the wider front, the constant attacks on the things that once fostered male camaraderie have done much to leave successive generations isolated, the collapse of the industrial base and the social fabric that went went it, and the creation of the "virtual world" will leave more and more men and women isolated in the future. Look to Japan to see how that is playing out.
In a western world that sees "difference" between men and women as an inequality to be erased and "male bonding" as an old boys network reinforcing "glass ceilings" and other nonsense it's a bit rich to suddenly get worried about the psychological effects of the anti-male campaigns of the last thirty years.....but only a "little" bit worried you can be sure.
>>57515229
>Shakespeare was SCOTTISH
Reminder we're all one race, the 500m hurdles
Good morning cunts
>>57515227
dortmund and atletico are good sides though, not just meme teams
>>57515279
WE WUZ BARDS N SHITE
>>57515255
It's the guy with the messy desk which should answer your question about how my life is.
Funnily enough I am technically married, I never bothered to file for a divorce when I escaped. I should look into that at some point.
Going to lose V to escort. Should I go with 15 mins quickie or 1/2 hour? I don't masturbate.
>French MPs have passed a law that makes it illegal to pay for sex and imposes fines of up to €3,750 (£3,027, $4,274) for those buying sexual acts.
>>57515296
They were meme in 'their year', that's why I moved on
Just searching for the next meme
>>57514530
requesting pic #1
>>57515186
Hello, Poleaboos friend
>>57515346
it'll be over by the time your zip comes down.
>>57515346
>I don't masturbate
>>57515370
*waves svärdstav in your general direction*
not another step
MAMMAL
Do you remember?
>>57515391
Book an hour, you will struggle to get it up and/or cum
>>57515346
>I don't masturbate
don't think you'll have too much choice about how long you'll last then lad
>>57515395
Would you mind announcing to the scum in this thread that we are indeed friends and that care for my welfare?
bless u my childern
@57515433
>being this needy
having flatmates that think you're a wanker is the worst
>>57515433
i said i wanted to help you but we are only friends at corseque's length
think you need to go for a walk and clear your head before you start lusting over me
>>57515434
did vardy chat shit to the dutch then proceeded in getting banged?
>>57515448
You're probably a wanker
Source: have driven out two wankers in my time
>>57515448
Having flatmates that won't add you on facebook is worse
>>57515488
pretty sure are vards scored against holland
not his fault the rest of them are dogshit
>>57515507
They'll only not accept you if you're a top weirdo
>>57515448
Poleaboo feels having flatmates that don't like you when install a secret camera into the bathroom is in fact the worst
*teleports behind you*
heh
>>57515364
thats not the first pic i've saved fucked it up a couple of times with renaming
>>57515541
Somerset, you're Poleaboos friend, yes?
>>57515536
Or they're a stuck up Polish whore
Alri arra lads settle
Hi lids, Caralad here
Got yellow fever and have decided Kyary is my new waifu
>>57515589
>Got yellow fever
already had an asian gf, never again
i would rather die like a man that live like a coward
>>57515607
FONT
>>57515610
better kill yourself then
>>57515525
pretty sure they lost
ah yes, world class talent
Keep adding tb h on the end of my WhatsApp messages and having to delete them
S m h
>>57515638
>ARS WAT
Sums it up
>>57515647
have you bought loads of drugs yet
>>57515674
In the airport so none avaliable
Just transferring through shithole init
>>57515584
I despise the fact you're going to act with vengeance but I don't mind your opinions on football and having you as a reddit flagger now has sort of filled the void of Ulster being perma-banned
DUDE
set my tinder to ukraine and matched with a qt that looks like Natalia
just shoot me lads, need a holiday
>>57515698
post pics
I despise the upper class and look down on the underclass, working class, and lower middle class animals.
The upper middle class are the only worthwhile segment of our society.
Je suis une fille francaise, oui.
>>57515712
do you change your location on the app or on facebook?
i don't have normiebook anymore
>>57515720
lower middle class is the master race pal
>>57515716
No, you are going to hunt me down
Going to take advantage of the weather by taking Harry for a stroll along the riverside.
WEED
>>57515755
oh fuck he heard me he's running
>>57515755
Take that mangy rat to be euthanized.
>>57515755
Discount wanwan
>>57515755
everything about this image is disgusting
>>57515572
tasteful arse there, good pic m8
>>57515706
>reddit flags cunt talking to other reddit flags cunt
Fuck off
>>57515751
>implying i go outside
>>57515755
look guys, I found the one Harry who's less manly than your prince
>>57515750
Ah yes the most mediocre portion of the population
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHHb253trbk
>>57515744
there are a load of apps that let you change it
it's quite fun to explore the talent in other countries
>>57515813
Prince Harry's quit his job as a helicopter pilot to join the fucking army, you lazy unemployed piece of shit
>>57515811
Don't want the flash to go off desu
Hate phone cameras
>>57515826
so if i made a throwaway facebook i could set my location to scotland for example and then when i'm on tinder no one locally i might know would see the pictures?
>>57515750
They're scum who think they've advanced socially because economic forces have forced them out of the mineshaft and into the cubicle.
>>57515744
Dont think you can unless you get the paid shit.
However you can get apps that let you do it. I had to jailbreak my phone to do it though.
>>57515853
No. It won't match you with anyone if you have no Facebook friends. It'll know it's a fake profile
>>57515857
lol working class jealousy
>>57514525
what would happen if someone waves such a sign in the street the day the queen kicks the bucket
>>57515853
you can't just change your location on facebook, the tinder app will use your GPS
like i said though, there are loads of apps that let you change it, look online. do you have an android or iphone?
>>57515853
it uses your phone's gps
>>57515892
They would probably get heemed
>>57515912
where my fucking slag hunter script luka
>>57515899
iphone
>>57515888
nice trips
but you can just add 50 random people and tinder will let you
there are some forums as well where people add 50 other throwaway accounts
>>57515844
i dont care
>>57515928
Jailbreak it. You'll get an app called cydia, from their download an app called PMP.
>>57515948
JF cunt
>>57515928
don't think you can then lad unless you jailbreak it
going out for lunch, see ya boys
>>57515926
Github canceled my project for being demeaning and sexist to women.
Sorry
>going out for lunch, see ya boys
Oh no the pooeys a spicy one
>>57516013
:-(
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BFGNQgR.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>Labour retaking London
ah yes very impressive
doing a poo
>>57515966
alright
cheers
anywhere else i learn about it
![CcqwseJWoAALlb6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5RgVl5Y.jpg "CcqwseJWoAALlb6[1].jpg")
>going out for lunch, see ya boys
>>57516033
Fucking hell. PAKIS OUT.
just bullied someone from the isle of man, feel well hard now
>>57516068
Haha deano whatever will you do next
>>57516033
It's over
London is finished
>>57516044
Is that a limp wristed lefty hand
>>57516037
Just google how to jailbreak. It should bring up some good youtube videos that i followed. Make sure you get the recent stuff.
Once you jailbreak it an app called cydia will appear on your phone. This is where you get apps and shit. Use the search function and find an app called PMP (protect my privacy) it allows you to change your devices location.
>Poleaboos dad is putting in the laminate flooring by himself while Poleaboo is playing Hearthstone in the next room
I saw a really delicious cuck pasta early on, dare I post it
>>57516171
can I get a recipe, sounds delicious?
Just a quick reminder
Friend asked me to be best man at his wedding lads.
>>57516033
Why the fuck is the labour candidate blue and the tory candidate red
can someone who's not a dislexic pleb like me help me with this spanish lads english
getting confused with the last one
>>57516111
nice one m8
Where can I find a German footballer gf in London?
>>57516211
Truth tbqh.
>>57516221
FONT
>>57516237
reads fine
>>57516191
/r9K/>>27695841
Still hot
>>57516221
>tfw putting off proposing because I don't have any friend close enough to be my best man
Fuck me didn't work, well fuck
>>57516291
ty x
>>57516343
Idiot
Get out
>>57516328
The BBC will you reward you ,
>I want a perfect body
>I want a perfect soul
>I want you to notice
>When i'm not around
>You're so fucking special
>I wish I was special
>But i'm a creep
>>57516237
If you are using a gerund (-ing) form the using the "in" is correct grammar but can be omitted in informal speech.
Source: Michael Swan
>If you are using a gerund (-ing) form the using the "in" is correct grammar but can be omitted in informal speech.
>Source: Michael Swan
Hat
>>57516392
I take it you sympathise with Poleaboo
>>57516401
*then using
I'm posting on a bus here. Who the hell puts three speed bumps in a row?
>>57516455
Broken Britain
>when you remember that 15% of /brit/ posters are non white.
just got back from putting out speed bumps lads
just fucking put them everywhere, I did
Just kicked some cygnets to death by the canal
>>57516478
all a(me)r
>>57516481
Hunting for a cunting
tfw i could give this spanish lad really bad broken english advice and he'd go around talking like a pleb
no one man should have all this power.
Just went to the local Polish shop for the first time lads.
it was quite nice actually.
>>57516485
The Queen is coming to get you now.
In London.
>>57516478
More than that since we are mostly in the 16-24 age bracket
>people born in 2000 are reading this
Disgusting
>>57516503
D E V I L I S H
>>57516478
Rorke
>>57516516
Janusz
>Tfw surrounded by people less capable then me getting paid more than me
what other good products do they have on buckledbonzi lads
>>57516425
It's not my fault, my older sister is a linguist and as the smart one in our family I had to help her edit her Master's thesis.
I have naturally ended up absorbing some largely useless information.
>>57516579
Clearly you aren't capable of being paid more then them
*is noticeably drunk*
*gets up on chair and takes shirt off*
*points at nearest yank*
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD
*encourages onlookers to join in*
Lads, i've got an 8cm long, white arm hair.
Should i grow it out and go for the world record?
>>57516604
Not opening that, load of Japs sat next to me
>>57516628
good lad
Gonna start crossposting to /polska/
>>57516516
Poleaboo is pretty sure they're all dealing drugs or something, many don't even seem to have windows
>>57516566
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD
Are these shoes too big?
>>57516713
your legs are too skinny
>>57516713
>hole in jeans
eugh
>>57516713
>yes guys check out my shoes, I swear I'm not showing my ass by squatting
