Gay boys not welcome
doing a kpop listen
>>57510584
>gay boys
The ones who are homophobic are the ones who are the poofs themselves
>>57510620
>2th
got 2thache
going to get jannybinned for it
>>57510633
t. Poof
>>57510633
>liking gay boy shitposting
Fuck off you liberal
Currently am without a brit bf
>>57510633
you sound like Justin Trudeau rofl
Lads my wife gave birth and we had a pleasant suprise.
Both me and my wife are white British protestants with a strong sense of morals and follow our religion very strictly, me and my wife are both proud liberals and both abstained from sexual relations before marriage. This is probably why me and my wife were rewarded so handsomely by the lord himself!
My wife gave birth to a black child!
I could not believe my luck when I first saw his superior ivory skin, and started to think of ways I could thank the lord for this miracle as now, we can have a truly multicultural tolerant family.
I want to see "science" try to explain this miracle!
Now we have our very own little Ancient Egyptian!
Please refrain from amking hurful comments or doubting the amazing miracle of birth, or I WILL be forced to make a post on reddit
>>57510757
>>57510757
>his superior ivory skin
You fucked it.
Why is this gay bastard posting here? He's not even British.
>>57510691
>Le liberal cuck meme
>>57510735
And you sound like a teenager
>>57510786
In what way?
Are you denying the superiority of the black man?
>>57510791
Don't judge, dad.
>>57510835
ivory = white
ebony = black
Retard
>>57510813
t. Canberra
>>57510757
>>57510786
How can white men compete?
>>57510866
Fuck
I though more like elephants
Shit
will fix lad
*ties you to the bed*
What now homophobe?
>>57510868
I think you mean, Melbourne lad.
If you're going to engage in bantz, kiwi, do it properly.
gay boy here
try and stop me lads haha lmao
Lads my wife gave birth and we had a pleasant suprise.
Both me and my wife are white British protestants with a strong sense of morals and follow our religion very strictly, me and my wife are both proud liberals and both abstained from sexual relations before marriage. This is probably why me and my wife were rewarded so handsomely by the lord himself!
My wife gave birth to a black child!
I could not believe my luck when I first saw his superior ebony skin, and started to think of ways I could thank the lord for this miracle as now, we can have a truly multicultural tolerant family.
I want to see "science" try to explain this miracle!
Now we have our very own little Ancient Egyptian!
Please refrain from making hurful comments or doubting the amazing miracle of birth, or I WILL be forced to make a post on reddit
>>57510908
>it's an aussie bender spams the thread episode
>>57510884
Ivory is elephant tusk...
has the nonce gone yet?
can I let my wife's son post now?
>>57510984
Better than the scat porn last night
>>57511002
How old is he la
>no gay boys
Find me somebody to love
>>57510984
benders*
I havent gotten a single (you) yet
>>57510984
You mad, pomm?
>>57511036
piss off nonce
this gay aussie is quite dedicated ill tell you hwat
nothing close to fucking machines kike though. lad been doing that gimmick for years
>>57510985
Yeah I know, but its early in the morning
I was trying to think of some WE WUZ shit
>>57511075
Just want to check hes old enough to post here :)
>>57510835
Ivory is white you stupid cunt
You probably meant ebony
SUPERIOR
IVORY
SKIN
>>57511130
M8 ur late
and yes i mean ebony
dont mock me and my miracle family
>>57511085
Haven't seen him in a while. You are a disappointing replacement
First lad to post arse and they're paypal gets 5 quid no bulshit
>they're paypal
>poof education
>>57511100
Have a look in the mirror lad
Not only is it embarrassing you spent your morning dreaming up cuckold fantasies, but you fucked it up as well
>>57511176
Any arse?
>>57511158
rude that fucker barely communicates
i actually talk about stuff with people like how vile are normies and how terrible is my life
>>57511208
He communicates with his perverse passion
>>57511194
In what way is my perfect family a "fantasy"
In the end I win, because I have a black child and you do not
>>57511155
Your responses to the guy calling you out are embarrassing
>omgg yh I was thinkgen like elephants lol :X
>sry just wanted to make some ebin WE WUZ oc for the boys on /brit/ :D
>>57511252
You can't ban a man for being a woofter mate, it's 2016
>>57511252
janny is clearly an aussie
>>57511257
Im geniuenly sorry lad
I never meant to dissapoint
night lads x
>>57511287
You are a disgrace
Never post again
>>57511287
twat
>>57511282
NO, but you can ban him from posting pics of cocks and faggots with cum all over them.
Fucking shit janitor.
>>57511307
I beg for forgiveness
I will let you cuck my wife
(Only if you arent white tho)
Getting mad will surely drain his desire to continue
>>57511351
Filtered btw
>>57511351
Quite the opposite lad
turns out the only way to make bait more effective is to make a mistake and profusely apoligize
>>57511387
bet it doesn't work
>>57511340
Of course, observe my fine ivory skin
>>57511400
On my phone so you are correct
>>57511330
Maybe ar janny's a shirt lifter
>>57511398
>it still counts as bait if I was a retard and people are giving me (You)s to tell me so
I haven't seen denial like this since I went snorkelling in Egypt
>apoligize
Fuck off yank
>>57511446
>I haven't seen denial like this since I went snorkelling in Egypt
Come again la?
Have you ever been fired from work?
>>57511502
'De Nile, you daft twat
Wish I could just go to sleep and try again in a couple decades.
>>57511523
Absolutely horrendous play on words, doesn't work in writing
Wearing a very pretty dress
>>57511523
Quite like it, but sort of obscure
The filter works but I had to put it in three times, what the hell did you do? (Someone please relay the reply to me)
>>57511613
it doesn't though
Hi i heard this is a gay friendly general
>>57511639
Yes, welcome
>>57511639
fuck off faggot
̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳ <--- whats this gay shit
>>57511639
From who?
>>57511648
It does, but I have to filter the name for every post you make, even though it shows up as the same. So it technically doesn't work I guess.
>>57511697
kinda what I mean, defeats the purpose of a filter, you may as well just be hiding the post each time.
I smell cucks.
>Proceed to hire new janitors on flexible hour and zero pay contracts
>Don't get any for /int/
Bravo.
>>57511697
You could just filter his flag.
>>57511733
This would work
Currently filtering:
>Brits
>Yanks
>Thai
>Aussies
>NZ's
>>57511732
>because applications are no longer being taken that means they've already been hired and trained
>>57511760
>trained
>>57511760
>trained
>>57511760
>trained
>>57511760
>trained
>>57511754
Totally understandable , our posters are quite faggy, spergy or toxic
>>57511733
I don't believe in doing that unless it's poland spamming CP, so I'll just admit defeat for today.
>>57511802
>space before the comma
>>57511760
trained in what exactly microwaving hotpockets
>>57511760
>trained
>>57511832
deleting /brit/ threads
>>57511760
>trained
swimming in (You)s right now ngl
>>57511760
>chocolate train
>>57511865
All me
>>57511823
What's the problem , Nigel .
>>57511760
>trained
>>57511865
All me , you're welcome friend !
>>57511856
I made a thread earlier on /r9K/, it died fast :(
In work. Wish I had a bf and he'd come and pick me up so we could go on a nice long walk in the rain.
going to fucking destroy the gf when she gets in
>>57511936
I-i would like to volunteer myself for that
>>57511992
By the time you get here I'll be finishing tomorrow's shift :'(
>>57511856
This is a special type of autism
>>57511933
it's best to never go there lad
>have cold
>can't stop shitting
>ass is raw
>bleeding
JUST
>>57511208
he posted recently saying he was getting new stock in and that we'd see it soon
Me & the gf
>>57512064
Been there for 7 years, can't really just leave permanently
>>57512028
Pretend my spirit is walking beside you, then make out with me
>>57512138
oh you're one of them. stop coming here then lad
>>57512102
>ass
fuck off yank
>>57511760
>trained
>>57512171
FONT
>>57512102
FOY
>>57510633
why is that pic freaking me out so much
>>57512222
Fuck off abnormie bruce
>trained
>>57512245
No
>>57512245
yeah this. can't stand /r9k/ mongs desu
>trained
How do I get a gf lads?
>hello, I am the janny
>I am trained in the art of obesity and disappointment
Tbh lads if you're a virgin you should probably neck yourself
>>57512414
i knew I've seen that guy somewhere before
russels Bomber Worked in EU Parliament
https://archive.is/23sVR
>The Belgian prime minister has defended his country's approach to fighting terror threats, insisting
>>57512401
be yourself mate
Finnish 12 years old and their "boyfriends"
Parents reaction"We dont give a shit"
"Dont be racist they are nice guys"
A-April fools is today, r-right?
Need a qt to cuddle with
Poleaboo completed his driving lesson
Looking at the matrix he's completed 5 out of 15 training objective (though not to a high enough standard), despite having only learned junctions and gear changes
>>57512511
Poleaboo feels you're jelly af
>>57512511
>image.jpg
>sex segregated places and transport
>women not being able to walk alone without being raped
>men getting child girlfriends
>feminist support this
Flags help give Poleaboo a better idea of who is friend and foe
iirc
>Friends
Mercia
West Midlands
Hertfordshire
Yorkshire
>Borderline friends
Greater Manchester
Lincolnshire
Essex
>>57512579
>feminists support divorce system which treats them as donkey brained morons who are so inept and incapable of living without a man that they require monthly cheques and monetary spoon feeding
is the poofter posting over?
is it safe to come out
>>57512618
I am not your friend you freak t. Herts
>>57512618
Fuck off
>>57512511
I seriously hate the modern west, worst thing being we can't do anything to stop this "progressive" decline
The girl's mother who "adopted" him and let's him "play" with her daughter
>>57512579
>having a neckbeard
>being a virgin
>women would rather fuck a paki than even touch you
>missed out on teenage sex and will miss out on 20s sex too
>blaming feminism for your own failings
>>57512618
you have no friends you cunt, everyone wants you to die
>>57512665
>blaming feminism for your own failings
Speak for yourself, strawman
>>57512654
>>57512645
Stop banging on about your friend
>>57512670
Mercia is certainly Poleaboos friend
@57512539
aren't you like 25 hahahaha
hello bros, how are you doing?
>Mercia is certainly Poleaboos friend
>>57512690
nice ad hoenheim
>>57512618
I'm from Essex but not a Reddit flags user
I fucking hate you and can't wait until you wind up in a prison cell/coffin
>>57512720
no one is your friend. everybody hates you and wants you to die.
>>57512701
Quite hunting for replies
>he installed reddit flags
>>57512756
But it herts if I don't
>>57512787
I had to uninstall it, just made me depressed how few people posted here
>>57512723
24 and Poleaboo had a rough start to life due to his anxiety
>>57512729
Not your bro, you fat freak
>>57512754
Literally untrue, gonna have a 10+ strong man army backing me at the trial
>>57512753
Are you afraid of going out at night while I'm still free or something incase I start taking pics of you?
>>57512802
You can tell how many people posted on the bottom and top of thread my friend
>>57512802
You can see that from the IP counter anyway friend
>>57512802
all me
>>57512810
nobody likes you. everyone wants you to die.
>>57512815
>>57512820
Yeah but I never pay attention to it
With Reddit flags you're constantly reminded
>>57512835
Then why do people offer advice and their sympathies?
>>57512660
Ah yes , very impressive
>>57512692
Rasheed
>>57512810
Only time I'm worried about you taking photos of me is when I do a shit
So sad lads. How did Europe get so kuked?
bit hungover today lads, haven't got far to go/much to do so it's not so bad really.
these threads are complete shit and it's all down to me. I've been throttling the meme supply for months now.
>>57512870
It the same for most threads on most boards, always just 40-100 people. Makes you wonder how many lurk without posting.
>tfw 500-1000 people could be looking at your posts right now
>>57512878
no one does, they tell you to fuck off and that they'd like you to die. now fuck off. i'd like it if you died.
>>57512925
Literally the Nazis
They revealed their power level and now everyone's too scared of being compared to them
is it bad that I can't really get hard anymore without playing with it
having some piña
>>57512925
Generations of social engineering.
Which makes leaving the EU even more important. People have lost the sense of identity and belonging. Just being "European" pools us into one big grey blob.
The first thing that happens if you want to control a nation is separation from the countries history. Separation and altering. Without a strong feeling and connection to your past, you have no identity to be proud of, to want to preserve and defend. It's what happened in Sweden. They change descriptions in museums, change the exhibits themselves, they tell you Sweden was always inhabited by Somalis etc.
Leaving the EU won't fix everything but it will at least give us a chance of sovereignty and give us a sense of loyalty to the nation. That's what European countries need again
toy story 2
>it's a Europeans complain about their countries but won't do anything about it episodes
hmm yes, very very nice
black holes lads
>>57512972
I'm the same, so I'd like to know as well
>>57513009
What do you honestly expect us to do you spanner?
bellend smells of skips
>>57513010
spooky
>>57513009
It takes time to shift the Overton window to the right. If you do anything before then, you are on your own and shunned from society and the media will make you out to be a deranged racist.
Time is what we don't have, but we need to wait a little while at least. We need the people to """wake up""" first. Otherwise you're just a lone wolf
>>57513038
my image was a hint
>>57513009
>It's an Aussie shitposts from his paradise and wonders why Europeans arent the same episode
Ahh yes, very impressive
Must be nice having a continent to yourself and about 2 million other people
LADS IMPORTANT BAKERS DELIGHT QT NEWS!!!:
I went to Coles to buy a 6 pack of and up and go (just went to the gym so I'm rewarding myself with big boy juice and the 6 pack) anyway I was walking out and she was serving a cusyomer so I kind of nervously raised my eyebrows up and down a lot and a lot nd then she waved and laughed and I laughed way more as a nervous kind of laugh haha literally what am I lads
>>57513002
Good post
>>57513080
chinese man?
>>57513141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsDJhbgd_kg
>>57513078
>>57513078
Can't remember if I sign on tomorrow or not.
>>57513094
good lad hahaha
>>57513195
do people unironically drink bottles of coke like that in a day?
i havent done that since i was 15.
have a strange urge to buy a 'Recreational Vehicle (RV)' lads...
>>57513255
I have no idea desu, I only bought it to mix with vodka because more than a couple of cans of monster per day and I get chest pains.
>>57513195
... as the first images from inside the runtpen begin to emerge, the sight is worse than anything we had imagined
>>57513195
>Poleaboo didn't have to sign on 2 weeks ago because of the Eastern bank holiday
>Need to write down 4 weeks worth of job search history in the next 3 days
>>57513255
I drink about 750ml a day. It's 90% water and im not fat
>>57513270
yank
>>57513270
What's the point in a country so small you can drive anywhere in less than a day?
>>57513270
Good lad, I could go for some street signs
>>57513195
Why dont you work at the library with your gf
>>57513283
hopefully you die on the way to the job centre
/brit/ - also known as melt central
>>57513332
She doesn't work at a library, she used to.
Whenever someone fedoras a post, I'm more likely to side with the person they fedora'd because it says to me that the fedora poster cannot come up with a counter argument and just flings a fedora to shut the argument up
(Waits for this to be fedora'd)
>/brit/
>(Waits for this to be fedora'd)
>also known as melt central
>Whenever someone fedoras a post, I'm more likely to side with the person they fedora'd because it says to me that the fedora poster cannot come up with a counter argument and just flings a fedora to shut the argument up
>(Waits for this to be fedora'd)
How do people who take pre-workout actually workout with it? When I take that much caffeine I'm on the toilet evacuating my bowels
>/brit/ - also known as melt central
>>57513402
>>57513424
>>>57513402
>>>57513424
Lads your killing me here
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/1-in-50-british-men-are-unknowingly-raising-a-child-which-isnt-theirs-research-suggests-a6971901.html
jej
>>57513478
hurry up and die then
Poleaboo is only 44 wins away from becoming a golden Paladin
>>57513428
same, i end up shitting so much i can't really go to the gym
Who else has uncultured parent/s?
Cooked dinner for the senpai, a nice salmon in a parcel. Mum refused to eat the salmon as it was too 'pink' saying it was under cooked.
Did my nut in lads hahaha
>>57513514
hope you die IRL soon
Poleaboo's favourite movie is Rear Window
Poleaboo is exploiting the cleansing properties of his own urine.
>>57513534
my mam has never heard of franz kafka
the swine
off to work
bye x
>>57513424
>>57513402
>>57513511
Oi watch it or I'll kill you roo>>57
>>57513534
>>57513576
How kafkaesque
>>57513588
Fantastic
>>57513569
Wonderful post
>Email saying ''We delievered your package to your neighbour at X''
>Been 3 days and they haven't came over
>No clue who these people are
>>57513625
>>Been 3 days and they haven't came over
why dont you go get it
>>57513557
Poleaboo will be immortal, he'll have his own wiki page, he'll still be remembered when you're dead in the cold and dark dirt
>>57513625
weird, i have a package for a neighbour delivered 3 days ago
where do you live
>Why yes, I do drink beverages other than water, tea, coffee, and the occasional alcohol
>>57513640
Because they might be scary or the email might be wrong.
>>57513670
North Yorkshire. Pls pop it over.
>>57513695
>drinking the HjewO
My girlfriend works at a golf club. She only works two days a week regularly but as she is literally the only professional person in a steaming dung cloud of useless lazy bastards, she has taken on responsibility rapidly. She had to upload the club's accounts at the end of March so HMRC can peruse them, and spent her full working day prior to the deadline attempting what she'd been assured was a five minute task. After phone support sessions with Sage and HMRC and the supplier of the club's software nobody was any wiser, and, almost in tears, she left work defeated. The best guess at that point was that HMRC simply couldn't deal with the onslaught and their servers were failing.
She continued attempting to upload the data on her next day at work, this now being after the deadline. Again a full day was used but she was indignant with HMRC and strongly warned them that she hoped she wouldn't be fined for their crappy servers causing her to file late. Finally, after a password reset, she succeeded.
The next morning at work, her boss, the wanker in this tale, casually mentioned that he'd had some difficulty accessing HMRC Online a fortnight before and thinks he'd somehow locked them out by entering the password wrongly several times.
TLDR Dickhead useless lazy wanker boss had fucked HMRC password a fortnight before filing was urgent and told nobody; five minute job took my gf two full days as a result.
>occasional
>the occasional alcohol
>>57513649
>immortal
People won't be that fascinated with a paki who filmed people taking poos m8.
>>57513737
people make mistakes, chill.
>Why yes, I do drink alcohol on a more-than-occasional basis, general health is for religious plebeians
>>57513711
i was taking the piss i do live in pickering though kek
Just got a bargain on a one bedroom flat in Bethnal Green
Only £2000 p/cm
>he doesn't drink at least a pint of milk a day
*browses /brit/*
*looks at the fedora posting*
ah yes, very impressive
