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Gay boys not welcome
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doing a kpop listen
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2th
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>>57510584

>gay boys

The ones who are homophobic are the ones who are the poofs themselves
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>>57510620
>2th
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got 2thache

going to get jannybinned for it
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>>57510633
t. Poof
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>>57510633
>liking gay boy shitposting
Fuck off you liberal
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Currently am without a brit bf
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>>57510633
you sound like Justin Trudeau rofl
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Lads my wife gave birth and we had a pleasant suprise.
Both me and my wife are white British protestants with a strong sense of morals and follow our religion very strictly, me and my wife are both proud liberals and both abstained from sexual relations before marriage. This is probably why me and my wife were rewarded so handsomely by the lord himself!
My wife gave birth to a black child!
I could not believe my luck when I first saw his superior ivory skin, and started to think of ways I could thank the lord for this miracle as now, we can have a truly multicultural tolerant family.
I want to see "science" try to explain this miracle!
Now we have our very own little Ancient Egyptian!
Please refrain from amking hurful comments or doubting the amazing miracle of birth, or I WILL be forced to make a post on reddit
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>>57510757
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>>57510757
>his superior ivory skin
You fucked it.
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Why is this gay bastard posting here? He's not even British.
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>>57510691

>Le liberal cuck meme

>>57510735

And you sound like a teenager
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>>57510786
In what way?
Are you denying the superiority of the black man?
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>>57510791

Don't judge, dad.
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>>57510835
ivory = white
ebony = black

Retard
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>>57510813
t. Canberra
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>>57510757
>>57510786

How can white men compete?
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>>57510866
Fuck
I though more like elephants
Shit
will fix lad
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*ties you to the bed*
What now homophobe?
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>>57510868

I think you mean, Melbourne lad.

If you're going to engage in bantz, kiwi, do it properly.
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gay boy here

try and stop me lads haha lmao
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Lads my wife gave birth and we had a pleasant suprise.
Both me and my wife are white British protestants with a strong sense of morals and follow our religion very strictly, me and my wife are both proud liberals and both abstained from sexual relations before marriage. This is probably why me and my wife were rewarded so handsomely by the lord himself!
My wife gave birth to a black child!
I could not believe my luck when I first saw his superior ebony skin, and started to think of ways I could thank the lord for this miracle as now, we can have a truly multicultural tolerant family.
I want to see "science" try to explain this miracle!
Now we have our very own little Ancient Egyptian!
Please refrain from making hurful comments or doubting the amazing miracle of birth, or I WILL be forced to make a post on reddit
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>>57510908
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>it's an aussie bender spams the thread episode
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>>57510884
Ivory is elephant tusk...
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has the nonce gone yet?

can I let my wife's son post now?
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>>57510984
Better than the scat porn last night
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>>57511002
How old is he la
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>no gay boys

Find me somebody to love
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>>57510984
benders*
I havent gotten a single (you) yet
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>>57510984

You mad, pomm?
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>>57511036
piss off nonce
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this gay aussie is quite dedicated ill tell you hwat
nothing close to fucking machines kike though. lad been doing that gimmick for years
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>>57510985
Yeah I know, but its early in the morning
I was trying to think of some WE WUZ shit
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>>57511075
Just want to check hes old enough to post here :)
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>>57510835
Ivory is white you stupid cunt
You probably meant ebony
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SUPERIOR
IVORY
SKIN
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>>57511130
M8 ur late
and yes i mean ebony
dont mock me and my miracle family
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>>57511085
Haven't seen him in a while. You are a disappointing replacement
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First lad to post arse and they're paypal gets 5 quid no bulshit
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>they're paypal
>poof education
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>>57511100
Have a look in the mirror lad
Not only is it embarrassing you spent your morning dreaming up cuckold fantasies, but you fucked it up as well
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>>57511176
Any arse?
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>>57511158
rude that fucker barely communicates
i actually talk about stuff with people like how vile are normies and how terrible is my life
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>>57511208
He communicates with his perverse passion
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>>57511194
In what way is my perfect family a "fantasy"
In the end I win, because I have a black child and you do not
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>>57511155
Your responses to the guy calling you out are embarrassing
>omgg yh I was thinkgen like elephants lol :X
>sry just wanted to make some ebin WE WUZ oc for the boys on /brit/ :D
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>>57511252
You can't ban a man for being a woofter mate, it's 2016
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>>57511252
janny is clearly an aussie
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>>57511257
Im geniuenly sorry lad
I never meant to dissapoint
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night lads x
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>>57511287
You are a disgrace

Never post again
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>>57511287
twat
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>>57511282
NO, but you can ban him from posting pics of cocks and faggots with cum all over them.

Fucking shit janitor.
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>>57511307
I beg for forgiveness
I will let you cuck my wife
(Only if you arent white tho)
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Getting mad will surely drain his desire to continue
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>>57511351
Filtered btw
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>>57511351
Quite the opposite lad
turns out the only way to make bait more effective is to make a mistake and profusely apoligize
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>>57511387
bet it doesn't work
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>>57511340
Of course, observe my fine ivory skin

>>57511400
On my phone so you are correct
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>>57511330
Maybe ar janny's a shirt lifter
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>>57511398
>it still counts as bait if I was a retard and people are giving me (You)s to tell me so
I haven't seen denial like this since I went snorkelling in Egypt

>apoligize
Fuck off yank
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>>57511446
>I haven't seen denial like this since I went snorkelling in Egypt

Come again la?
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Have you ever been fired from work?
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>>57511502
'De Nile, you daft twat
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Wish I could just go to sleep and try again in a couple decades.
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>>57511523
Absolutely horrendous play on words, doesn't work in writing
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Wearing a very pretty dress
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>>57511523
Quite like it, but sort of obscure
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The filter works but I had to put it in three times, what the hell did you do? (Someone please relay the reply to me)
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>>57511613
it doesn't though
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Hi i heard this is a gay friendly general
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>>57511639
Yes, welcome
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>>57511639
fuck off faggot
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̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳̱̠̳ <--- whats this gay shit
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>>57511639
From who?
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>>57511648
It does, but I have to filter the name for every post you make, even though it shows up as the same. So it technically doesn't work I guess.
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>>57511697
kinda what I mean, defeats the purpose of a filter, you may as well just be hiding the post each time.
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I smell cucks.
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>Proceed to hire new janitors on flexible hour and zero pay contracts
>Don't get any for /int/

Bravo.
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>>57511697
You could just filter his flag.
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>>57511733
This would work
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Currently filtering:
>Brits
>Yanks
>Thai
>Aussies
>NZ's
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>>57511732
>because applications are no longer being taken that means they've already been hired and trained
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>>>/r9k/27683541
Me
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>>57511760
>trained
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>>57511760
>trained
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>>57511760
>trained
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>>57511760
>trained
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>>57511754
Totally understandable , our posters are quite faggy, spergy or toxic
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>>57511733
I don't believe in doing that unless it's poland spamming CP, so I'll just admit defeat for today.
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>>57511802
>space before the comma
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>>57511760
trained in what exactly microwaving hotpockets
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>>57511760
>trained
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>>57511832
deleting /brit/ threads
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>>57511760
>trained
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>>>/r9k/27684676
Me
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swimming in (You)s right now ngl
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>>57511760
>chocolate train
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>>57511865
All me
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>>57511823
What's the problem , Nigel .
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>>57511760
>trained
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>>57511865
All me , you're welcome friend !
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>>57511856
I made a thread earlier on /r9K/, it died fast :(
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In work. Wish I had a bf and he'd come and pick me up so we could go on a nice long walk in the rain.
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going to fucking destroy the gf when she gets in
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>>57511936
I-i would like to volunteer myself for that
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>>57511992
By the time you get here I'll be finishing tomorrow's shift :'(
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>>57511856
This is a special type of autism
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>>57511933
it's best to never go there lad
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>have cold
>can't stop shitting
>ass is raw
>bleeding

JUST
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>>57511208
he posted recently saying he was getting new stock in and that we'd see it soon
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Me & the gf
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>>57512064
Been there for 7 years, can't really just leave permanently
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>>57512028
Pretend my spirit is walking beside you, then make out with me
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>>57512138
oh you're one of them. stop coming here then lad
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>>57512102
>ass
fuck off yank
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>>57511760
>trained
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>>57512171
FONT
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>>57512102
FOY
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>>57510633
why is that pic freaking me out so much
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>>57512222
Fuck off abnormie bruce
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>trained
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>>57512245
No
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>>57512245
yeah this. can't stand /r9k/ mongs desu
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>trained
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How do I get a gf lads?
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>hello, I am the janny
>I am trained in the art of obesity and disappointment
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Tbh lads if you're a virgin you should probably neck yourself
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>>57512414
i knew I've seen that guy somewhere before
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russels Bomber Worked in EU Parliament

https://archive.is/23sVR

>The Belgian prime minister has defended his country's approach to fighting terror threats, insisting
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>>57512401
be yourself mate
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Finnish 12 years old and their "boyfriends"
Parents reaction"We dont give a shit"
"Dont be racist they are nice guys"

A-April fools is today, r-right?
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Need a qt to cuddle with
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Poleaboo completed his driving lesson

Looking at the matrix he's completed 5 out of 15 training objective (though not to a high enough standard), despite having only learned junctions and gear changes
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>>57512511
Poleaboo feels you're jelly af
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>>57512511
>image.jpg
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>sex segregated places and transport
>women not being able to walk alone without being raped
>men getting child girlfriends
>feminist support this
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Flags help give Poleaboo a better idea of who is friend and foe

iirc

>Friends
Mercia
West Midlands
Hertfordshire
Yorkshire

>Borderline friends
Greater Manchester
Lincolnshire
Essex
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>>57512579
>feminists support divorce system which treats them as donkey brained morons who are so inept and incapable of living without a man that they require monthly cheques and monetary spoon feeding
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is the poofter posting over?
is it safe to come out
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>>57512618
I am not your friend you freak t. Herts
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>>57512618
Fuck off
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>>57512511
I seriously hate the modern west, worst thing being we can't do anything to stop this "progressive" decline
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The girl's mother who "adopted" him and let's him "play" with her daughter
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>>57512579
>having a neckbeard
>being a virgin
>women would rather fuck a paki than even touch you
>missed out on teenage sex and will miss out on 20s sex too
>blaming feminism for your own failings
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>>57512618
you have no friends you cunt, everyone wants you to die
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>>57512665
>blaming feminism for your own failings
Speak for yourself, strawman
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>>57512654
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>>57512645
Stop banging on about your friend
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>>57512670
Mercia is certainly Poleaboos friend
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@57512539
aren't you like 25 hahahaha
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hello bros, how are you doing?
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>Mercia is certainly Poleaboos friend
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>>57512690
nice ad hoenheim
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>>57512618
I'm from Essex but not a Reddit flags user

I fucking hate you and can't wait until you wind up in a prison cell/coffin
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>>57512720
no one is your friend. everybody hates you and wants you to die.
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>>57512701
Quite hunting for replies
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>he installed reddit flags
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>>57512756
But it herts if I don't
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>>57512787
I had to uninstall it, just made me depressed how few people posted here
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>>57512723
24 and Poleaboo had a rough start to life due to his anxiety

>>57512729
Not your bro, you fat freak

>>57512754
Literally untrue, gonna have a 10+ strong man army backing me at the trial

>>57512753
Are you afraid of going out at night while I'm still free or something incase I start taking pics of you?
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>>57512802
You can tell how many people posted on the bottom and top of thread my friend
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>>57512802
You can see that from the IP counter anyway friend
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>>57512802
all me
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>>57512810
nobody likes you. everyone wants you to die.
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>>57512815
>>57512820
Yeah but I never pay attention to it
With Reddit flags you're constantly reminded
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>>57512835
Then why do people offer advice and their sympathies?
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>>57512660
Ah yes , very impressive

>>57512692
Rasheed
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>>57512810
Only time I'm worried about you taking photos of me is when I do a shit
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So sad lads. How did Europe get so kuked?
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bit hungover today lads, haven't got far to go/much to do so it's not so bad really.
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these threads are complete shit and it's all down to me. I've been throttling the meme supply for months now.
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>>57512870
It the same for most threads on most boards, always just 40-100 people. Makes you wonder how many lurk without posting.
>tfw 500-1000 people could be looking at your posts right now
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>>57512878
no one does, they tell you to fuck off and that they'd like you to die. now fuck off. i'd like it if you died.
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>>57512925
Literally the Nazis
They revealed their power level and now everyone's too scared of being compared to them
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is it bad that I can't really get hard anymore without playing with it
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having some piña
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>>57512925
Generations of social engineering.

Which makes leaving the EU even more important. People have lost the sense of identity and belonging. Just being "European" pools us into one big grey blob.
The first thing that happens if you want to control a nation is separation from the countries history. Separation and altering. Without a strong feeling and connection to your past, you have no identity to be proud of, to want to preserve and defend. It's what happened in Sweden. They change descriptions in museums, change the exhibits themselves, they tell you Sweden was always inhabited by Somalis etc.
Leaving the EU won't fix everything but it will at least give us a chance of sovereignty and give us a sense of loyalty to the nation. That's what European countries need again
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toy story 2
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>it's a Europeans complain about their countries but won't do anything about it episodes
hmm yes, very very nice
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black holes lads
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>>57512972
I'm the same, so I'd like to know as well
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>>57513009
What do you honestly expect us to do you spanner?
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bellend smells of skips
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>>57513010
spooky
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>>57513009
It takes time to shift the Overton window to the right. If you do anything before then, you are on your own and shunned from society and the media will make you out to be a deranged racist.
Time is what we don't have, but we need to wait a little while at least. We need the people to """wake up""" first. Otherwise you're just a lone wolf
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>>57513038
my image was a hint
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>>57513009
>It's an Aussie shitposts from his paradise and wonders why Europeans arent the same episode
Ahh yes, very impressive
Must be nice having a continent to yourself and about 2 million other people
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LADS IMPORTANT BAKERS DELIGHT QT NEWS!!!:

I went to Coles to buy a 6 pack of and up and go (just went to the gym so I'm rewarding myself with big boy juice and the 6 pack) anyway I was walking out and she was serving a cusyomer so I kind of nervously raised my eyebrows up and down a lot and a lot nd then she waved and laughed and I laughed way more as a nervous kind of laugh haha literally what am I lads
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>>57513002
Good post
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>>57513080
chinese man?
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>>57513141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsDJhbgd_kg
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>>57513078
>>57513078
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Can't remember if I sign on tomorrow or not.
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>>57513094
good lad hahaha
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>>57513195
do people unironically drink bottles of coke like that in a day?

i havent done that since i was 15.
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have a strange urge to buy a 'Recreational Vehicle (RV)' lads...
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>>57513255
I have no idea desu, I only bought it to mix with vodka because more than a couple of cans of monster per day and I get chest pains.
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>>57513195
... as the first images from inside the runtpen begin to emerge, the sight is worse than anything we had imagined
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>>57513195
>Poleaboo didn't have to sign on 2 weeks ago because of the Eastern bank holiday
>Need to write down 4 weeks worth of job search history in the next 3 days
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>>57513255
I drink about 750ml a day. It's 90% water and im not fat
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>>57513270
yank
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>>57513270
What's the point in a country so small you can drive anywhere in less than a day?
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>>57513270
Good lad, I could go for some street signs
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>>57513195
Why dont you work at the library with your gf
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>>57513283
hopefully you die on the way to the job centre
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/brit/ - also known as melt central
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>>57513332
She doesn't work at a library, she used to.
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Whenever someone fedoras a post, I'm more likely to side with the person they fedora'd because it says to me that the fedora poster cannot come up with a counter argument and just flings a fedora to shut the argument up

(Waits for this to be fedora'd)
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>/brit/
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>(Waits for this to be fedora'd)
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>also known as melt central
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>Whenever someone fedoras a post, I'm more likely to side with the person they fedora'd because it says to me that the fedora poster cannot come up with a counter argument and just flings a fedora to shut the argument up

>(Waits for this to be fedora'd)
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How do people who take pre-workout actually workout with it? When I take that much caffeine I'm on the toilet evacuating my bowels
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>/brit/ - also known as melt central
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>>57513402
>>57513424
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>>>57513402
>>>57513424
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Lads your killing me here
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/1-in-50-british-men-are-unknowingly-raising-a-child-which-isnt-theirs-research-suggests-a6971901.html


jej
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>>57513478
hurry up and die then
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Poleaboo is only 44 wins away from becoming a golden Paladin
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>>57513428
same, i end up shitting so much i can't really go to the gym
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Who else has uncultured parent/s?

Cooked dinner for the senpai, a nice salmon in a parcel. Mum refused to eat the salmon as it was too 'pink' saying it was under cooked.

Did my nut in lads hahaha
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>>57513514
hope you die IRL soon
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Poleaboo's favourite movie is Rear Window
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Poleaboo is exploiting the cleansing properties of his own urine.
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>>57513534
my mam has never heard of franz kafka

the swine
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off to work

bye x
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>>57513424
>>57513402
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>>57513511
Oi watch it or I'll kill you roo>>57
>>57513534
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>>57513576
How kafkaesque
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>>57513588
Fantastic
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>>57513569
Wonderful post
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>Email saying ''We delievered your package to your neighbour at X''
>Been 3 days and they haven't came over
>No clue who these people are
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>>57513625
>>Been 3 days and they haven't came over
why dont you go get it
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>>57513557
Poleaboo will be immortal, he'll have his own wiki page, he'll still be remembered when you're dead in the cold and dark dirt
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>>57513625
weird, i have a package for a neighbour delivered 3 days ago

where do you live
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>Why yes, I do drink beverages other than water, tea, coffee, and the occasional alcohol
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>>57513640
Because they might be scary or the email might be wrong.
>>57513670
North Yorkshire. Pls pop it over.
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>>57513695
>drinking the HjewO
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My girlfriend works at a golf club. She only works two days a week regularly but as she is literally the only professional person in a steaming dung cloud of useless lazy bastards, she has taken on responsibility rapidly. She had to upload the club's accounts at the end of March so HMRC can peruse them, and spent her full working day prior to the deadline attempting what she'd been assured was a five minute task. After phone support sessions with Sage and HMRC and the supplier of the club's software nobody was any wiser, and, almost in tears, she left work defeated. The best guess at that point was that HMRC simply couldn't deal with the onslaught and their servers were failing.
She continued attempting to upload the data on her next day at work, this now being after the deadline. Again a full day was used but she was indignant with HMRC and strongly warned them that she hoped she wouldn't be fined for their crappy servers causing her to file late. Finally, after a password reset, she succeeded.
The next morning at work, her boss, the wanker in this tale, casually mentioned that he'd had some difficulty accessing HMRC Online a fortnight before and thinks he'd somehow locked them out by entering the password wrongly several times.
TLDR Dickhead useless lazy wanker boss had fucked HMRC password a fortnight before filing was urgent and told nobody; five minute job took my gf two full days as a result.
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>occasional
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>the occasional alcohol
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>>57513649
>immortal
People won't be that fascinated with a paki who filmed people taking poos m8.
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>>57513737
people make mistakes, chill.
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>Why yes, I do drink alcohol on a more-than-occasional basis, general health is for religious plebeians
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>>57513711
i was taking the piss i do live in pickering though kek
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Just got a bargain on a one bedroom flat in Bethnal Green
Only £2000 p/cm
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>he doesn't drink at least a pint of milk a day
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*browses /brit/*
*looks at the fedora posting*
ah yes, very impressive
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>he drinks milk from a plastic container
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>Drink alcohol? Why would I partake in such a heinous activity as that m'lady, I need to keep my third eye open by avoiding tap water and alcohol which is meant to keep the working class down
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>>57513813
enjoy acne and man tits
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>why no, I do not drink. I believe the only substances that shall enter my body either naturally or forced is the steel of a foes blade as his vanquishes me. I live by the sword and thus, must die by it. Such a manner of death, I am resigned but do not pity nor mourn me. For I intend to deserve my death!
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>>57513813
>Drinking the cloudy moo jew
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>>57513813
>Drinking milk
>Consuming dairy
Well done on clogging up your pineal gland
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>>57513841
Enjoy your nogains and lactose intolerance.
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>>57513841
>>57513848
>>57513856
rasheed
>>
having some tangfastics
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Never been to a board with so much fedora posting.
Does it not get boring?
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>>57513877
how dear you
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>>57513865
>fat YANK twat tries to tell us about lactose intolerance
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>>57513804
mate how about we flat share
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>Never been to a board with so much fedora posting.
>Does it not get boring?
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>>57513900
Anyone can become lactose intolerant if they stop consuming dairy.
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>>57513877
>Aquafresh
Rasheed Al-Minti Bin-Fresh
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>>57513813
I wish I could still drink milk. When I was 15/16 I mysteriously developed a lactose intolerance despite drinking it pretty much daily for my entire life beforehand

I's relatively minor and only really comes into effect with pure dairy products but still
>>
What's the best way to trigger the following;

Yanks
The British
The Irish
Fedora posters
Atheists
Rasheeds
Rorkes
Poleaboo
>>
*fedora posts*
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>Why yes, I do enjoy finely crafted alcoholic beverages. The art of brewing mead is a proud tradition championed by my ancestors
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>>57513926
>brits will never know the goat simple dessert of vanille vla with fruithagelslag
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How do you trigger a feminist 101:

First lesson. Are you a straight white male?
Good.

Class dismissed
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>>57513917
>brits
>stop consuming dairy
hahahahahahahaha
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>>57513971
>fruithagelslag
Some kind of Dutch slaggy angel of fruit?
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>>57513977
wow what an original and hilarious post
>>
>>57513891
inco---
auto------

this you?
>>
>>57513931
It's genetics, can happen during teenage years or even adulthood
>Your genetic makeup has a lot to do with whether you'll experience lactose intolerance. The body creates lactase when it’s instructed to do so by the LCT gene, and over time that gene can become less active. The result is lactose intolerance, which can begin after age 2 but may not manifest itself until adolescence or even adulthood
>>
UGH
Like, ughhhh....
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>>57513932
>Yanks
60%
>The British
Rotherham and countless more
>The Irish
Show how the British raped their land while they watched like cucks
>Fedora posters
Remind them they've been NEET for years
>Atheists
Fedoras
>Rasheeds
Show Israel BTFO their shithole home
>Rorkes
Show them a house above working class standards
>Poleaboo
Remind him how his polish waifu's are getting normie cock on the regular.
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>>57514021
wat
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>>57514013
do you boil the milk beforehand or pour it straight from the fridge into the tea?
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Does anyone else have a place in their house that weirds them out a bit?

For me it's my loft, the estate agent didn't mention it when I viewed the place but the loft hatch has a hinge and a crude bolt and when I opened it I found the loft has been carpetted and boarded and painted a bright pink colour, there's a working light but no windows and there are girls toys up there and there's this board with carpet on one side that fits in the gap above the loft hatch to make it like a sealed in room once it's in place. I don't like going up there.
>>
>>57513900
>expected to tolerate non-whites
>non-whites won't even tolerate lactose

s m h
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>we get tens of thousands more Chinese immigrating to Britain than Pakistani and Indian added together.
>Chinese immigrants make up the largest number of immigrants per year.

Where are all the Chinese qts?
>>
>>57514019
Thank you. Do you enjoy fedora posting, too? A rarity for me, but when I see one, I can't help but let out a hearty chuckle
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>>57514040
your company
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>>57514045
straight in
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>>57514024
Hmm, well that's something I didn't know. At least I was able to consume a decent amount of dairy in my primary developmental years, I feel I'd be even more of a manlet if I hadn't
>>
>>57514055
Good post
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>>57514058
At Uni and move around in large groups
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>>57514058
It's all Chinese men who spend 98% of their time on a Uni campus.
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>>57514014
had an english colleague before and she kept sending me pictures of food that sounded funny in english ree
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>>57514045
straight in you muppet
you only boil the water
>>
>>57514060
oh, yeah sure..
>>57514102
wew, good room.
>>
>>57514075
I never drank milk throughout puberty and I'm 6'2
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>>57514102
>slagroom
where do i sign up?
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>work with several yanks at work
>they actually made a the choice to come to Britain

Why would a yank choose to make less money and pay more taxes?
>>
>>57514058
Cambridge
>>
What's in the box man?
WHATS IN THE BOX
THE BAHHX MAAAN, WHATS IN THE FUCKING BAHHX
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>>57514118
I'm right though aren't I
>>
>>57514146
DON'T GET RUDE PHAM BOX IN YA MOUT
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>>57514119
Height is determined by genetics and by diet. Who knows, maybe you could have been 2-3 inches taller had you consumed milk
>>
>>57514039
>Remind him how his polish waifu's are getting normie cock on the regular.
Don't care, you don't understand me at all
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>>57514120
just 90ct, they have no self respect at all
>>
Just want a job where I can walk around the city looking smart in fancy suits
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>>57514119
I drank a decent bit and ended up 6'4. Feels good being genetically superior.
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>>57514120
your mums bedroom door
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>>57514121
NHS
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>>57514181
haha okay!
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>>57514160
Indeed, well done sir.
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Where do yanks get their online news from?

I don't mean national stuff, not local
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Is this accurate

Dunno what to put for the Midlands
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Fuck the steel industry, save our shitty tv writing industry

So bored of everything being a police/courtroom/1940s drama
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>>57514166
You're a horny, vile animal. You most certainly DO care. Fuck off about this being romance.
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>>57514224
Reddit and /pol/
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>>57514165
Really? One of my friends always drank milk and he's 5'6
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Fuck the steel industry, save our shitty tv writing industry

So bored of everything being a police/courtroom/1940s drama

Edit: Didn't mean that lads, just a little angry haha
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>>57514230
Check out Indian Summers lad. Beautiful, blonde, blue eyed girls getting fucked by Panjeet every two episodes.
>>
>>57512618
Make no mistake
I am your foe
*steps out of the shadows, billhook primed to strike at the jugular*
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>>57514252
Wanted a genuine answer 2bh, want to see what sort of stories you cover
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>>57514247
>STILL not understanding

Poleaboo just wanted to be their friend, for them to talk to him. To acknowledge him, give him an IRL (you)
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>>57514224
We have local networks, like KTLA in Los Angeles
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>>57514051
>girls toys
It's 2016 you fucking bigot
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>>57514307
Sorry I have no clue where normies go for news.

Probably just whatever is linked on Facebook.
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>>57514318
>We have local networks
REEEEEEEEE I said not local

>>57514358
Fucking hell don't you have any news websites?
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>>57514315
Explain how filming them poo equates to an irl (you).
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>>57514230
Because Britian is a decaying shithole where every house and town is stuck with 40s buildings so it's cheaper to make a 40s drama
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bonus the bankers, save the steel
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>>57514378
Well there's like fox news, msnbc, cnn, bloomberg, NY times, etc.
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>>57514378
You said "I don't mean national stuff, not local"
Probably stuff like CNBC or CNN.
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going to a missing luggage auction today

going to bid on some cases and hopefully find some ladies underwear haha
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>>57510584
IF YOU'RE BLUE AND DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO TO WHY DON'T YOU GO WHERE FASHION SITS
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Why would anyone live in a town like port talbot where literally the entire town relies on the steelworks? Seems like a stupid idea tßh, like choosing to live in a flood plain and wonder why you keep getti flooded
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>>57514429
>You said "I don't mean national stuff, not local"
Oh yeah ahaha

>>57514414
Thank you
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>>57514443
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>>57514389
That was something else, just a response to the ignored facebook friend request
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Why would anyone live in a town with pakis? Seems like a stupid idea tßh, like choosing to live in a shithole and wonder why your little sister keep getting flooded by Rasheed cum.
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>>57514481
you're not entitled for her to acknowledge you. why should she have to speak or look at a subhuman like you?
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>>57514481
That's not how proper people respond you perverted fucking runt.
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>>57514500
Paki areas are nicer than white areas
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>>57514500
I would move out but I'm not a billionaire
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>your cunt
>how much do you like your government?

U.S.A
A lot. I am very thankful to live in a country that respects everyone's basic human rights, and a country that would never trample on my personal rights as stated in the U.S constitution. I pity anyone who doesn't live in the U.S and will never have the same personal liberties and freedoms that we have.
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New

>>57514525
>>57514525
>>57514525
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>>57514529
(You)
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Why would anyone live in a town with whites? Seems like a stupid idea tßh, like choosing to live in a shithole and wonder why your little sister keep getting flooded by some pigskins knife
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>>57514544
Well that's embarrassing... I wanted to create a new thread not reply to /Brit/, lol
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