what's the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done, boys?
Stolen a lot of panties over the years.
Used keyloggers to get facebook passwords from many female friends.
>rubbed hand of dog on dick through jeans
>smelled shoes
>fapped to a glass that a friend of my mom was using
>>27681432
fucked an old cucumber once that was about to get thrown away to make myself a cheap wet makeshift fleshlight. it was bad and cold and i did not cum.
>>27681471
to a glass? why?
Anybody else fap to these threads?
or is it just me?
>>27681458
how did you get the keyloggers on their systems?
>>27681503
Because she had her lips on it and i could lick it
Idk i was weird
One time i fapped to the chair of my english teacher that was still warm
>>27681471
You mean into a glass r-right?
>>27681471
>hand of dog
>>27681532
I don't put it onto their systems, I put one onto my old iphone. Then I just say to them 'Hey, my facebook isn't logging in, I'm not sure if it's the internet or my passcode, could you try it with yours?"
Works about 75% of the time, and it's worth it.
>>27681432
fapped to this before 4chan existed and felt guilty afterwards
You know those videos of that guy who cums on women in public?
Yeah
>>27681583
is the security not good enough to detect this nowadays? like when you log on from a different system and they get a notification, or does it work if you continue doing it from your phone
also what about accidently reading new messages and them noticing?
i once looked at some boobs on the internet
>>27681626
cmon man, give us some stories
>>27681652
Depends on the person, some people have their security set up on their account so they get email/phone notifications, most don't. I can't sign in in other countries however, as they do get alerted then.
I never read new messages or check their notifications. Always try my best to leave their account untouched, i just read through their messages and look for nudes.
Did some dog sitting (no not beastiality) for this family for a few days. I was maybe 14 and there were 2 girls in the family one like late teens and the other was early 20s I think. Basically I'd sniff and fap into their panties because pheromones.
>>27681688
Have you ever tried to access their iCloud account?
>>27681740
Yeah, it's worked a couple times. I had to access their email too however, as to stop the incoming emails from apple.
First time i tried iCloud i didn't do this, and the girl found out someone had been through her shit. Never been accused as of yet though!
>let cat lick my dick/balls
>dat cat tongue
>fapped to drunken aunt's feet when she was passed out
>sucked on cousins gf toes and fapped while she was drunk and sleeping
>fucked a barely conscious drunk girl at a party
>>27681810
God speed, friendo
>>27681954
>let cat lick my dick/balls
>dat cat tongue
mild eww
>fapped to drunken aunt's feet when she was passed out
medium eww
>sucked on cousins gf toes and fapped while she was drunk and sleeping
medium eww
>fucked a barely conscious drunk girl at a party
i see no problem with that
i've had my rifle loaded, finger on trigger, safety off tracking people through the scope, lining up kill shots, one hiccup from ruining my life, for a good few hours, helped me reorganize my head a bit though.
>>27681954
>let cat lick my dick/balls
everyone did that
>>27682057
you really fucked up the spelling of "I" there.
>>27682046
Well that's just plain damn irresponsible anon
>>27682057
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I jerked off into my mums knickers to try and get her pregnant. I was like 11 at the time and recognized even then that I would die a virgin, however I had a very strong urge to "pass on my genes", so I figured that was the best way. She was past the menopause, thank fuck.
>>27682089
i know, that's why i did it, kind of like hovering on the edge of the ledge to scare yourself from suicide but with going postal, i reckon if i hadn't done that in the state of mind i was in i would have done it for real in a worse state of mind.
Shoved my face into the ass of my sister while she was sleeping. Played with her pussy a few times too
>>27681954
>>let cat lick my dick/balls
Wouldn't you just constantly feel like it was going to bite you?
>>27682144
How hot was ur mum?
>>27682144
>knickers
>past the menopause
What breed are you?
>recognized even then that I would die a virgin
Wish I knew this before; it's only dawned on me this year....
>>27681432
Used my gross cousin's bra to masturbate with and got some precum where the nipple goes
>>27682215
Did it once and the cat was pretty calm I guess
>>27681432
Fingered and licked my drunk mum
>>27682409
she was awake and aware? grose desu but hot
>>27682215
>played with her pussy a few times
Story?
Stole panties from the laundry room and jacked off while wearing them.
>>27681432
i had a crush on this girl in high school who was on the tennis team. cute blonde foreigner girl. one day i saw she left her backpack on the ground and her tennis racket beside it while she went to the office for something.
i stole her tennis racket and took it to the bathroom and went into the stall and stuck the handle up my asshole. the thought that her hand had held the tennis racket so many times, made me feel like her hand was fisting my asshole, in a way. i stood in the stall ramming the tennis racket handle up my ass and stroking my dick until i had a very satisfying ending. i rinsed the racket off in the sink, and dryed it, then returned it to where i found it.
Nothing
I'm a fucking boy scout, I've lied in plenty of these threads though don't get me wrong I'm a master story teller, a sick and creative mind,
why do i do it? I did it for theyous
>>27682433
She was uber passed out on tekila, wasnt aware at all, also suck on her tits, best day of my life so far
>>27682546
How you fit handle in asshole with no lube?
You must been stretched out before from other "activities."
I jacked off into my sister in laws (brothers wife) lotion bottle while I was staying with them for a few days.
It was a fairly full bottle too and it was a huge load. She was probably wearing my cum around for six months
>>27682443
There's nothing more to it, I was a curious kid and wanted to see what it was like. It was also only for a few seconds since guilt immediately set in. The ass stuff I did a lot though.
>>27682729
Anon, I've done the same thing about 5 times.
I was caught though.
But the adrenaline realeased while doing it made me feel alive.
>>27682652
Jesus anon. Do u really hate your in law or something?
>>27682577
and you could say I'm adubsguy too
>>27681432
I fucked my niece ( way more than ones)
I regret it so much, now every time I see her or my sister I wanna kill myself I'm a monster.
When that happened I was 21 and she was 17.
>>27682839
>caught
holy shit, nightmare scenario, how did she react?
>>27682839
>I was caught though.
Now I'm the one that wants to hear the story
>>27682889
>>27682925
It happened several times
>Be 14 years old
>Family and I take a trip to Disney
>When we get to the hotel we were staying in my sister and I decide we want to sleep in the same bed
>We've always been really close, so it was normal
>During the second night of the trip I am really horny, and I start dry-humping my sister's leg
>She doesn't wake up so I decide to put my hand in her panties
>Feel her pubes and decide to go in deeper
>I masturbate to all this (it's the closest I will ever get to finger a woman)
>Fast forward some days; I've done this every single night during the trip
>It's around 3AM
>I'm fingering my sister
>I feel she is waking up and I take my hand out really fast
>She changes into a position I can only touch her back
>We don't talk for about 2 days
>>Fast forward one year
>I'm 15
>I've always slept in the same bed room as my sister
>Decide to touch her once more
>I get up, it's really late so I think she is in deep sleep
>I put my hand in her panties
>I star fingering her and with my other hand I start fapping
>Best fap of my life
>I cum, and out of the blue she grabs my arm really hard
>She's fucking mad. She says: "Anon, what the fuck are you doing."
>I'm really beta, so I don't even answer
>I just stay quiet and wait for her to realese me
>Run to the bathroom and stay for about 1 hour in it
I thought she would tell mom and dad. Yet, she never did
I have 3 more stories. Should I continue?
>>27682546
>Sticking an entire tennis handle (which is at least full dick girth size) up your asshole with no warm-up and no lube.
If you going to tell lies, make them believable you fucking troglodyte.
>>27682881
i dont see anything wrong with that either
>>27683222
She had always been awake. You don't sleep through something like that.
And you are lieing.
>>27683222
she wants the D
yes, i would be interested
>>27681432
one time a girl gave me her phone to hold and she forgot to get it back
basically i kept it and found some of her nudes and came on her phone
returned it the next day too, like nothing happened. she didnt seem to be suspicious, she blamed herself for forgetting.
>>27682881
if it is not rape, it's not agains to moral. Don't upset yourself.
>>27683222
continue anon. I got time to kill and you're killin it.
>>27683222
You're a shitty human being
She knew the first time
She knew the entire time
Just kill yourself. She's doing you a favor by not telling your parents. She probably will eventually, and the suspense until then is going to kill you...
>>27683222
how old was she ?
robot i love you
>>27683222
More you sick pupper
>>27683303
It's against moral you neck beard fag
Besides masturbating to some "questionable" content, I would say jerking off in the stairwell of an Italian ski resort during vacation.
pic related for posterity
I am Polish.
I live in the UK, and I got the typical job of toilet cleaner here.
The thing is that I am also a loser virgin with no friends so I have to express my sexual desire through my job.
So every night I go to the shopping centre where I do my cleaning and wait for some drunk british girls to stumble past and I try to sneak laxatives into their drinks. Then when I clean my toilets the next day I wipe my dick all over the shit stains and pretend that I took the girl from the night before into the toilet and fucked her ass so hard I got a shitty dick.
My dick is always sore lol, I think it is infected.
>>27683275
I'm not lying anon. I actually did that.
>>27683285
>Be me
>Be 16
>It's my birthday
>Sister is really clingy since she wants me to feel special on my "special" day
>She even bakes me a cake
>Fast forward some hours
>It's around 2 AM
>I can't fall asleep
>I get really horny and I remember how my sister was treating me
>I get up and see her little cute sleeping body
>I put my hands under her blankets and start rubbing her thigh
>Just continue doing it. She seems excited since she starts moving as if she was being fucked
>I slide my hand through her underwear
>I touch her butt and go towards her pussy
>She is a little wet
>I start rubbing her clit
>My breath is really intense, and my heart is beating really fast. I feel the adrenaline pumping through my veins
>Her breath speeds up
>She suddenly moves her head and starts looking at me
>She opens her eyes and says: "Anon... Please stop, it's really late."
>I can't really understand how she is feeling now. I'm confused. I just say "S-sorry." And smile awkwardly
>I just go back to my bed and realize I fucked up
>>27681432
Anal stimulation while rubber banding my balls and fapping to orgies.
>>27681432
I told a girl I had a crush on her despite the fact I'm ugly.
Should've known better, but I just had to be a disgusting creep. I deserved it when Chad broke my wrist. The scars serve as a reminder that someone like me isn't allowed to love.
>>27683335
She was 13 desu
And she was really hot for a 13 year old girl
>>27683541
First, ew
Second - how are you finding the UK? Is it anything like you expected like?
>>27683569
WHYYYYYY WHY DIDNT YOU FUCK HER RIGHT THEN AND THERE?????!?!?!??!? I DONT CARE IF THIS IS FAKE WHY DIDNT YOU FUCK HER
REEEEEEEE YOU LUCKY BASTARD THIS IS LITERALLY MY STRONGEST FETISH
[AUTISTIC RAGE]
I'm going to rage masturbate nowwwwww
>>27683599
I'm glad you learned your lesson. Creeps like us only get scraps unless we are successful
>>27683569
>implying a virgin like you could find the clit
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>27683355
"Oh man, can't believe I just jacked off on these stairs! Better take a picture to remember the moment"
>>27683569
Is she all fucked up in the head because her older brother molested her and whatnot or did she just accept that you're a creepy autist and move on
>>27683599
Sweet Muhhamad anon that's depressing. Off yourself please thank you
>>27683569
did she ever show any interest in you? :c
>>27683541
i am willing to believe this to be true because this is what a slav from polen would do
>>27683649
I fucked up Anon
I deserve death
>>27683698
Actually, it's really easy to find.
(Look at the picture faggot)
>>27683736
Maybe the second one Anon
She knows I'm fucking autistic
>>27683738
>sweet Muhammad
That guy literally raped little girls and beheaded people, dude.
Stole one of my oneitis' boxers.
>>27682878
We all are, friend.
Blocks.
>>27683698
>find wet hole
>find top of wet hole
>rub until you find small bean shape, may be under a skin hood
>>27683752
I don't know Anon
But, she is a really good sister
We were always very close
>>27683797
>Actually, it's really easy to find.
>(Look at the picture faggot)
>pictures are indicative of reality
Unlike you, I've actually had sex with a girl.
>>27683797
Clitoris is not always in the same position. It depends on type, arousal, position etc
took a picture of one of my classmates ass
>i add more each day
>>27683834
There is no top of wet hole, anon.
>>27683842
if that's true, then you don't belong here. fuck off
I ERP on steam, mostly being submissive. But now word has got around and every fag on my friends list wants to ERP. What do I do? I don't want to upset anyone, but I also can't satisfy 10 neckbeards at once.
Asked my roommate if she would let me lick her asshole for an hour while she laid there
She slapped me but it was the last week of our rent and her ass was incredible so I thought it was worth it, still I cringe and can't believe I actually asked her.
>>27683222
why sleep in the same bed at that age?
>>27683569
So wait how old is your sister in relation to you?
>>27683842
>I've actually had sex eith a girl
Then what are you doing here. Get the fuck out of this board
>>27683866
It was easy to find though. I just searched for it using tact and the brief knowledge I have of the human body
>>27683569
why am i hard as a rock reading this anon you are a incest-fag
Fucked/sucked a GS dog. Got caught jacking it off once by the owners wife. Fucked and fisted horses. Tried to suck off a pony stallion. Almost got caught doing it.
>>27683992
I got rock hard with these memories
>>27683956
She is one year younger Anon
And she is really cute. I have a sister complex thanks to her
>>27683943
My family had no money for another room and neither of us wanted to sleep on the couch
>>27684221
I envy you even in failure for having such good relations to a sibling.
>>27684221
>I have a sister complex thanks to her
Stop the presses.
Wore my mother's jacket, trousers and boots and masturbated wearing it all several times.
Been doing anal play too.
>>27683797
I always thought the hole for peeing and sticking a dick in were the same. I've learned something new today.
>>27681432
At least you guys are just perverted fucks, I actually got CAUGHT for my thing.
>be me when i was a junior in hs
>in band
>free day, had to help move some stuff to another room so maintenance could fix the ventilation system in the band hall
>after helping a bit, bell is close to ringing
>suddenly incredibly, unrealistically horny somehow
>see freshman girl that i kind of know
>has small tits, but the ass of a fucking pornstar
>i happen to be an /assman/ myself, if you didn't guess
>hormones and lack of blood to my head that wasn't attached to my shaft took over, and i took out my phone to take a creepshot
>open up camera, and get a really good angle of her ass
>thumb is over the capture button
>suddenly feel really paranoid
>look to my right
>drum major is looking right at my phone
>there is no possible way that he does not see what my camera is pointing at
>pretend to screw around with the settings and mumble random shit to myself like "fucking thing won't work right..." to act like i'm just trying to fix the camera
>he looks me in the eyes with the most disgusted look that i have ever seen in my entire life and walks away
>he tells no one
>every time i see him for the rest of the year (he was a senior when i was a junior) he gives me that same look
>mfw i still took the picture after he walked off
>>27684506
Are you 12?
I learned that from doujinshi when I was 14.
When I was in school I had a crush on a girl who always had her panties exposed when she sat down because her shirt was too small for her. So I started going into classes and keeping track of which colour of panties she had on each day. I eventually decided that the day where we studied Geography was the day where she most often had pink panties so I thought this meant Geography turned her on.
Spent literally hundreds of euros I earned through years of small jobs that I hadn't spent buying custom made T-Shirts online that had pictures of rivers and hills on them and started wearing them to class. Then after 2 weeks I asked her out while I had on my best Geographic shirt. She laughed in my face and told me she wouldn't have a date with a landscape. I got called 'creepy landscape boy' for the rest os school.
>>27684563
No, actually, I am 20.
Gave myself a footjob with my sister's friend's feet as she was sleeping. Only did it for about 5 seconds then pussied out but it was heaven. Should have recorded it.
>>27684676
You are beautiful and I love you anon
That's the kind of thing only one who is blessed with true autism could do
>>27684676
you tried your best and failed Anon. I feel sorry for you. Who would have guessed females dont water themselves over world maps and topography lectures.
i wish you better luck next time. You will find a girl who is into this.
>>27684516
i always set brightness down all the way down
>wore my moms panties
>came on my face & ate my own cum
>creepshotted my hot cousin
>fingered own asshole
not that bad compared to some of the shit you fuckers have done though
>>27684676
>geography turns her on
think twice anon
>>27681626
As in you fapped to it or did it?
>>27684806
what is a creepshot? taking a photo while hiding?
>>27684825
It's taking a picture of a girl's attributes without her consent
I snorted the bitch ass cooch and was feeling wheezy so I went back home and didn't want to the sex again. It was very bad when you know about what happens when you are using the olfactory senses to obtain the feeling of the cooch, as it is when the fish factories are like that, I believe. Not always. Most times you feel it like as similar to the Gorillaz song.
>>27683842
>I'm a clumsy turbonerd who can barely get my girl off (if I can at all) therefore everyone else is bad at sex too
lmfao
I could find the clit during my first time when I was 14
I bet you just jackhammered as hard as you could your first time too. Like a fucking chump.
shooped fappable nudes of my oneitis
kinda regret deleting them
>>27684676
Without condoning or condemning, I understand
Took a shit in the bathtub, covered myself in it and fapped.
>>27681432
creepiest
>sat at the lunch table of my oneitis and orbited her and her friends, not saying a word
>stared at my oneitis from the second floor of the high school building over the course of the year
>followed girls I liked home part of the way
perverted
>eaten my own semen
>tried fingering my asshole
>masturbated to the mere thought of my oneitis
fairly tame I guess
>>27683841
"were" as in, you're not close anymore?
>>27685448
Sorry Anon
We are still close
I'm not very good with words
I must have been around 11. My sister was 6. One day I was really horny and lured her into my room and locked the door.
First we played little games like 'I spy' to make her feel comfortable. Eventually I told her we are going to play husband and wife.
I made her lay on her back. Put a pillow on her face lightly so she couldn't see. Then I pulled down her pants. It looked so perfect. I went in.
She was way too small. I could only fit the head. She said 'anon it hurts' but she kept quiet and calm. I was just about to orgasm when I panicked and pulled out.
I then told her to close her eyes and open her mouth. She did it and I put my dick in. It must have tasted bad because she instantly opened her eyes, said 'ewww' got up and went for the door.
I told her not to tell anyone or we would both go to jail forever. She didn't (atleast as far as I know. I hope she has forgotten by now)
Moral of the story, don't go too young. Every time I see her now I remember this dark moment. It haunts you and maybe why I've never got pussy since.
>>27685674
Oh she remembers, anon. Don't fucking kid yourself.
I used the sniff the seat of my moms hot friend when shed come over
I frequently masturbate at work
I took upskirt pics of the girl who sat at my table in freshman algebra
I made an unstable bipolar girl who wandered into my job one night show me her tits
All these incest stories
>>27681432
banged my 15 y.o. cousin when I was 17 when we were home alone for the weekendit was tight
>>27685674
You should probs neck yourself tbqh
>>27685486
That's good to hear. I thought something bad happened and you fell out.
>>27684676
You are my hero m8. Don't ever stop being you.
>>27685674
There is no way in hell she doesn't remember but you can take some comfort in the fact that it's far more common than you think for older brothers to molest their little sisters. Practically comes with the territory.
i grabbed a girls ass in high school
i've cybered dozens of dudes while posing as a girl
masturbated while my friend was in his room
>>27681494
and this
i shaved it down and it was bloody
My cousin and I were 7 and we were talking about penises during the night.
I drank so much water I got a hard-on, so I said "look it's so hard! Touch it!" and she did and said "oh yea it is...". I wasn't even aware this was sexual. I don't know if she was aware (her parents were more openly sexual than mines).
The worst part is that I don't know if she still remembers. I am permanently haunted.
>>27685882
well, we weren't talking about penises but also pussies and shit. She explained me that the hole to piss was different and that there was another hole.
>>27681532
Where can I get a legit keylogger? I mean, I can't just google this stuff, I'll end up downloading a shitload of viruses.
>>27685840
Thanks anon
She is really forgiving, so I think she won't cut contact in the future
>>27685763
>I made an unstable bipolar girl who wandered into my job one night show me her tits
top kek, you need to greentext this
>>27684896
>check out her STR bro
>naw dude, that DEX is to die for
>I bet she puts that AGI to good use in the bedroom
>dat INT
>gonna need some extra LUK to score a chick like her
>>27685979
There's plenty of legit paid keylogger software, just find one and torrent it
All of you should join my discord server and tell me more.
https://discord.gg/0uLZL9iKc20frUuc
fapped with girls (and some guys) on omegle
compared to some of you that's downright tame
>>27681432
pretended to be a girl pretty elaborately for the span of about 6 months online in order to gain mod-powers in some RPG hacked-server that only a couple of hundred people at most played
even created a girly hotmail account and added the other GM's on MSN and basically flirted with them and sent them pictures of a girl I knew pretending it was me. Cybered with one of the guys as well
>>27685674
She remembers. Good on you man, I wish I had a tight young sister that I could fuck & manipulate.
I let the ghouls into Tenpenny tower in Fallout 3 and then chopped the girl ghouls up and fapped to their chopped up bodies presented on the front desk in the lobby.I didn't use a nude mod or anything either, I fapped to chopped up ghouls in vault underwear.
took a creepshot. thats as creepy as i get :/
>>27687137
Was it worth it, anon?
Ravioli ravioli this comment is orginioli
>>27683569
>I'm not lying anon
liarliarliarliar
>>27686740
das some gud shit mane
>>27684676
your power level is too high.
holy fuck i'm not even that autistic
you are the hero of r9k
>was 26
>15-year old female cousin comes over to my mom's house with her friend
>everyone leaves for the day and I stay behind
>knew I had to do it
>go through their dirty clothes pile
>find dirty panties, like I'm talking dirty
>huff that shit like my life depended on it while jacking off
>sogood.png
I always assumed i took my cousin's friends' panties cause if it was my cousin's, that would be weird
>>27688653
one more
>hide in the woods
>take a shit in woods
>watch passerbys
>jerk off
did this twice, separated by 5 years
>>27681542
>i fapped to the chair of my english teacher that was still warm
nice
>>27689316
Elaborate, you watched them encounter your shit, or what?
>>27682146
You probably shouldn't own a gun
>>27689678
>encounter your shit
No way, i'm not a creep.
>>27687137
Was it a good one? Do you have it?Post it faggot
Boy, have I got a good one for you guys.
>be me, maybe 6
>know nothing about sex; have no idea how I even knew about this at the time
>be spending night with friend who happens to be girl
>basically tell her let's have sex
>take off underwear
>start having second thoughts
>she threatens to throw my underwear away if I don't go through with it
>basically we didn't even do it right, because we didn't know shit about sex
She doesn't remember it to this day.(I hope)
>>27681432
Went too rehab for addiction,got out stayed with my aunt. Aunt is literal 8/10 sniffed her panties on the regular while jerking it.
>>27682215
>Wouldn't you just constantly feel like it was going to bite you?
well, this girl I used to hang around with used my comp a few times and accidentally saved her Google account password to Chrome. so yea.... I creeped on her search history. there wasn't much kinky shit in, lots of clothing and make up searches, but she apparently had a really smelly pussy and kept looking up 'bad smelling vagina'. not just once, but over and over and over.
that's the creepiest thing I've done. I deleted her password after that because it just felt wrong.
I made sure after I did that to completely turn off my own Google search history storage. I would never want someone going through my searches.
>>27685674
>Every time I see her now I remember
>now
'now' every time you remember since you were...11? why just now do you remember it every time you see your sister?
also highly highly doubt any little girl would just lay there while her pants were pulled off and something stuck in her.
Brothers molesting little sisters seems to be pretty common. I hope to have children of both the male and female persuasion when I am older. Is there anyway I could keep the boy from molesting his sister?
Of course I'm sure it's not THAT common, but I worry about it because I would want my family to be tight knit, and molestation is always bad for the victim, and in turn the entire family.
I wouldn't want to outright say to my son though- Don't rape your sister.
>>27690474
>keep him from molesting his sister?
Anon, you're supposed to catch them in the act and join in to properly teach them :^)
>>27690543
If I caught my son molesting his sister I'd gay rape his ass to give him a taste of his own medicine.
>>27690474
i dont think its that common... i grew up with two younger sisters 1.5 & 4 years younger than me. never did anything pervy with them and never had to be told not to. and they arent ugly or anything. id say they are both totally super fine in a not creepy way
Used to molest my cousin while she slept. She was (and still is) hot as fuck.
Used to pretend to be my cousins ex boyfriends and text her. She's dumb as fuck so she would believe I actually was an ex, lol. Would "sext" and everything.
Used to masturbate while wearing her underwear around my head, LOL. Take her phone while she was sleeping and send her nudes to my phone. All the above happened between the ages of 13 and 17.
Also pretended to be one my mother's ex boyfriends and we skyped, got my own fucking MOTHER to show me her tits.
Once I masturbated (and came) to the sound of my mother cleaning the house. she grunts and moans a lot.
I'm a sick fuck but I just throw the shit I've done in the back of my head and try to never think about it. Until threads like this come up.
>>27690333
this is some funny ass shit
>>27681432
Pretend to be an underage girl online and talked with men older than I am.A lot of lewd erping with them, too.
>>27683880
posterino
>>27684516
hey I saw your story before
>>27690183
How exactly did you go about it then? What went wrong?
>>27690581
And then have a go with her to teach how a real man fucks, right?Sorry, I'm just really turned on with all these depraved stories.
>>27687137
Please post it.......this is an original post
Let's just say I've got this notebook that's under my bed...
Fucked/get fucked by 6 traps/guys in a night, it was really fun but it wast pretty if you saw it from the outside
>>27686046
Underrated post
THERE IS BEAR CUM
>>27686633
First of all, nice dubs
Second of all, tell me more, as this is a fetish I have acquired recently
anusdads
>>27686067
Can you drop me a name?
I'd go on Omegle and pretend to be a high school girl, then catfish dudes that are almost twice my (character's) age. I used to do this to get kicks out of people saying stupid shit from being too horny, but now I do it because I got several acquired fetishes from it.I still do this, if you're in the roleplay tag on Omegle then watch your back ;)
I rubbed my dick on my wiener dog's vag for a few seconds before i came
made out (forcefully) with my cousin and sister (i don't know if it was a dream but every time i try to remember what happened with her i get the bad feels), the two incidents were on different occasions
>all these anons who had qt sisters to touch
>tfw for me it was my fat male cousin
>we sucked eachothers dicks
>tried to fuck him in the ass
>dick smelled like shit
fuck, its so cringeworthy. stopped doing it around 12. we still hang out regularly, but i know he knows
anyone else do gay shit?
>>27684910
What the fuck are you talking about? comment original
>>27690939
and, whats in the notebook?
>>27683222
Holy fucking trips of degeneracy
>>27691209
I don't do it as much anymore since it's tedious and it doesn't turn me on as much
anyway, I would go to the unmoderated section and have my cam set up to show only the bottom half of my face, with my shirt on. then I'd just keep searching for a girl who didn't skip me. sometimes this would only take a few minutes, other times it would take over an hour.
I'd always start off with some small talk, then ask for their age. if it was 18 or over, I'd ask if they were "looking for fun". they're on the unmoderated section, so the answer is usually yes. then the girl would usually take off her shirt and panties, and I would turn the camera on my dick and we would play with ourselves. then I'd cum, say thanks, and go on my way.
you just need some patience- there are plenty of girls on omegle that want to see guys cum. the key is to make sure you DON'T have your cock out immediately. most girls will skip right past you.
also look out for bots. if you think it's a bot, just ask her to wave at the camera. if they skip then it's probably a fake.
sometimes I would get bored and have camsex with a dude, but that was never quite as much fun.
having camsex with girls on omegle is fun for a little while, but it gets old. after a certain point it will just make you feel more lonely.
oh, and another thing- never show your face or give any real info about yourself. don't be one of those morons that end up on porn tube sites.
>>27684221
What will you do once she gets a boyfriend?
>>27684676
I felt a real, true emotion reading this. I'm so sorry anon. A valiant effort nonetheless.
>>27690640
Holy shit you are the king of r9k. Please give stories. How did you go about getting your mum to send tits? What was the conversation like?
>>27684516
That isn't even bad, the drum major just sounded very uptight. Fucking bandnerrds
A girl rejected me for some douchebro, and I ended up creating a series of 'cuck captions' of her and sending them to her.
>>27696038
I cringe hard as fuck when I think about it. I basically made a fake Facebook profile of some dude I knew my mom was interested in. She fell for the b8 because she's easy to trick. I told her to add me on Skype, she did so. Then I coerced her to talk dirty with me, etc etc. So lots of dirty talk went around. Told her to go on Skype so we can have fun.. she asked where my webcam was and I pretended I was trying to get it to work but it wouldn't turn on. Fell for it. Told her to show tits and also got her to deep throat one of her dildos she has (just remembered this part, actually lol)..
Funny thing because she was sort of hesitant to do the webcam thing at first, stating "my son could walk in at anytime"
Anyways I started jerking off and came super fast, then I felt really really horrible and just.. never felt so much regret before. I went on and did it a couple more times but haven't done it in at least a year or two now.
>>27696185
kek, that's some fucked up shit, anon. don't ever let her find out.
>>27683938
Taking risks is the only way to learn and get laid. Had you been riskier more often and better looking you wouldnt be here right now. I asked my cousin if i could touch her and admitted to being desperate. She said no quit playing. I cringe thinkin about it too but hey you miss every shot you dont take
I picked up my cat and lowered it's ass onto my hard dick until I came
>>27681583
You know some dumb and naive girls. Most I know would find that shady af
>>27692930
No. You disgust me. Auschwitz is the only place for you
>>27682881
It's not really your fault, it's more your parents fault for having kids with a 16+ year age gap.
You aren't really her uncle like a normal uncle, you're more like her cousin.
You should fuck her some more desu
>>27696391
i think gay sex was discouraged there. he probably wouldn't have had a very good time.
>>27683842
It's easy to find the general area of the clit you autism-Lord
Jacked off with my friend's sister's panties while at their house. Came in them, wiped em off, threw them back in the laundry basket. Done it twice so far, on separate visits.
>>27681432
forced your mouth open, pressed my asshole onto your open hole, and pushed a thick, long, steaming, filthy shit out of my asshole, into your mouth, over your tongue, and down your throat
Girl pissed me off because she made me take her on an entire date even though we agreed to just sex, which I got but she decided to cut short because I bit her to many times. She made me late to hang out with my friends so when I was leaving I was trying to steal the condoms from her but she caught me, so I stole her underwear.
>>27685674
did you watch soccer after that with your dad, whose name is richard? she remembers you piece of shit and she thinks it was her idea and she feels guilty. you fucked up her whole life you fucking asshole.
Masturbated while prepubescent children watched me.
i jacked it to a friend's fb pics.
>>27696551
I've been doing that for years, I have a folder of 10k+ pics of about 6 different people going back to about 2007 when we were 13 or so.
I keep telling myself I'll delete it one day but I'm so attached to it, I'll never go through with the deed
>>27696550
More details please, pedanon.
>>27696525
i think that's the plot of mr. and mrs. smith
>>27696620
I masturbated while children in the apartment building next to me watched me through the window. I also like going to public showers on the weekend and casually being nude in front of children of both sexes and all ages. The cool thing is it's legal and getting an erection is a ticket to prison so I have to fight it.
>>27684676
There was too much autism in this that no one would even lie about this shit.
>>27696711
nah it's pretty typical /brit/posting, they have this bizarre sense of humor where they make up self-deprecating stories featuring absurdly elaborate forms of autism
see: doublemint dave, pooey linx lad
I smelled my aunt's butthole once when she was passed out drunk, stuck my nose real close to her butt, I must've fapped 10 times that day, I still smell my own to remind me of it
>>27697053
How old was she?
O R I G I N A L
>>27697053
must've been late 30 early 40
>>27684516
EITHER DEJA VU OR I'VE SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORE
>>27685882
>I drank so much water I got a hard on
sniffed used panties/socks/shoes of various female family members and one female sports teacher once while jerking off/or using the memory to jerk off later
got my niece to let me lick her feet, trample me, sit on my face with her jeans when i was 10 and she was 8
got my niece to give me a handjob and let me finger her when i was 11 and she was 9
>>27697297
>sniffed used panties/socks/shoes of various female family members and one female sports teacher once while jerking off/or using the memory to jerk off later
I've never done this and i'm interested in the experience. Is the odour itself somehow pleasant, or are there 'pheromones' or something else involved?
Fucked sister like the rest of these anons, cousin and I touched and kissed each other at the park in the tube slide thingy
Made a 15 year old girl fall in love with me when I was 24. Let her send nudes and masturbate on cam.
Glad I was never caught by law.
