Where can I find this type of girl in London?
cara
crayon pop
anime
maisie
our nige
maisie
>>57517400
SY being interrogated by paki bobbies
Y A R R A K
Doing a poo
At work on Friday, my coworker was talking about how happy he was that his mother was visiting on the weekend because she was making her "special lasagna recipe". He talked about it at length and I told him lasagna is rather simple to make and I couldn't see it being that "special".
Today, he brought in lasagna for other coworkers and gave me 1/4 of a piece he gave them so that I would, "know why it is special".
It tasted like generic lasagna. He asked me how it tasted and had an almost triumphant expression. Knowing the answer, I asked him if she made her own sauce and pasta. He said no, but she spices and customises it herself.
I then asked him how he considered it her "special recipe" when she basically assembled pre-made, store-bought ingredients. He tried to hide it, but it was obvious he was upset and realised that I had won this time. He avoided eye contact when he walked past my desk 10 minutes ago. I definitely won.
This experience has gotten me thinking: what do you consider home-made? Obviously I would not expect someone to grow and mill their own flour to make pasta, but there is an obvious medium between that and throwing together processed foods and calling it your "special recipe".
Doubles decide to which british historical event i dedicate a poem
Oh, poorest peasant! be glad and do no bad
whats greatest to have;that a Monarch in throne
to see him many have indeed come and gone
and his majesty impressed 'em to the bone
abandon NO your position and no decision take
that the Palaces and Luxuries could put at stake
for the whole france will shake and break
if the Monarch is walked trough the strake
>>57517468
>wall of text with an Australian flag
hmm
ngl
didn't read any of this
Pee Ess Geee finna get popped next leg, bet on that
>>57517490
Illiterate philistine.
>>57517400
basements
>>57517468
more
Doing a lie down
>ywn get on the piss with man like Tim and Jordan Knight on aussie land and go abo hunting
>>57517468
what are these from
this person is the most autistic person to ever live
>>57517527
check the other thread x
classic willies
Saw another young death headstone in the cemetery and googled her.
>stabbed by ex bf
Oh shit
>was a coalburner
Ah oh well
>>57517552
behave yourself
having some lunch lads i'm doing a lunch
i'm having a good hard lunch about you
when i'm finished lunching i'm going to be doing
another lunch because i like to lunch desu
lunching atm, while im doing a lunch
having a lunch about you while im doing a lunch
i want to do a lunch
having a lunch oh yes im having a lunch
i'll have a lunch while im doing a lunch
i'll have a lunch about you while im lunching and lunching
i'm really going to enjoy this lunch
lunching, doing a lunch, having a big lunch
lunching, lunching, having a lunch about you
it's lunch and it is lunch
>>57517555
more autistic than me?
Anyone need a bf?
>>57517552
Eyy all lined up for a cheeky fuck haha
I'm not afraid to say it. I'm in love with Tabea Kemme.
>>57517599
uhuh
hi guys i just made a lot of money in england now i'm going back to poland to spend it all
what's the fanny market in Merseyside
>>57517555
/ck/, yeah apparently the guy who wrote it, is really like that.
Need more like this
do ones for where you're from lads x
>>57517613
>spend
>Not saving and investing it
truly subhuman
the gay:straight ratio amongst reddit flaggers is astonishing
>>57517642
attention-seeking narcissists
>manslaughter be upon him
kek
>>57517637
aha yes i will invest in amber gold, best polish investment
are argies treated correctly in London?
an uncle invited me to London
>>57517609
Do you want me to be your bf?
>>57517642
i don't keep up with any of that, who are the redditflaggers worth knowing about, who are good lads and who are twats, who are straight, who are gay and who are nonces?
>>57517687
>treated correctly
yes, with disdain
>>57517613
FUCKING TRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POLES ARE FUCKING WORSE THAN PAKIS WHY DIDN'T HITLER FINISH YOU FUCKING SUBHUMANS OFF
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF ANYONE IN THIS THREAD DOESN'T VOTE FOR A BREXIT I'M GOING TO FUCKING BATTER YOU
DIE SLAV DIE
>>57517685
did you visit "the english mansion" while in Britain :')?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459942871581.webm
SCOUSE = LANGUAGE OF SEX
>>57517692
yes please
>>57517687
>London
>>57517723
>language of sex
>chhHHHkkikkkkhhhhenn nuggets
>govt spending 9 million on blatant propaganda
Ah how democratic
Why am I in love with her? She has a manly face. Am I gay?
>>57517708
oh, i guess arabs dont like us
>>57517736
yes, he lives there. he doenst live in Oxfordshire-.he lives in London
>>57517798
bangladeshi, not arab
really want the crayon pop bender to die
>>57517702
Good lads - West midlands, Essex, Devon, Worcestershire, Staffordshire, Bucks/Mercia
Nonces - Hertfordshire, Somerset, Lancashire, Nottinghamshire, Cornwall, Greater London
London?
>>57517826
good post
Rapidly losing interest in football since I opened the 3rd eye
>>57517818
muzzie pajeet
>>57517642
How many people use it and how many of them are gay?
Honestly any time I see ":3" I just want to heem the cunt that posted it, I'd literally take a plane just to deck the poof
>>57517829
thanks mate
>>57517591
good poem lad 9/10
>>57517865
Good lad
>>57516779
To elaborate a bit.
You can take up to four cartons of cigarettes between Poland and the United Kingdom for your own use, without paying a tax. More is risky.
The four cartons will cost 600zł (~£115) in Poland but the 40 packs inside cost £9 each in the UK, or £360 in total. The shop will sell it for cheaper and a supplier will split the gains with the shop, but even then the four cartons are enough to refund a round trip to Poland.
>>57517818
;_; im friendly
>here is manga about British gentleman,enjoy it its funny
any of you lads know anything about national insurance and taxes and shit
the NI threshold is £155 a week
i was earning £250 a week but only for 10 weeks and did nothing else in that year
paid bout £140 in NI (just got the p60 in the post)
can i claim back that £140 because i wouldn't have earned whatever the year threshold is?
>>57517630
>>57517939
How's about sharing some of that around billionaire?
>>57517713
£6k buy me new furniture for apartment in Wroclaw
>>57517982
that's where maisie lives
>been awake since 8am
>done nothing after my driving lesson at 9am other than play Hearthstone
over 3 fucking hour...
>>57517677
>i hacked the shopkeeper to death
detective
>>57517662
its because of you
>>57517702
good lads:
essex (wild norman student, posts maisie, was recently on holiday in spain)
norfolk (undefinable)
lanc (bad spelling gimmick/kyary)
herts (posts kyary)
dormers (somerset 1; halo autism and wanwan)
nova scotia (the one canadian who types like a brit)
ky (somerset 2; kyary poster)
belfast (dude drugs lmao)
ulster (guitar vocaroos and ballbusting)
thailad
wronguns:
cornwall (FONTposter who doxed thailad and belfast)
notts (kpop nonce)
ribena
miscellaneous kpop nonces
dont know the others well enough to describe
looking at it now theres only a few benders, but theyre very prolific
greater london is a bit weird but sensible enough
edinburgh, merseyside i only really know from the sync
have lost track of who wessex and all the anglo saxon flags are
edit: wessex might be klja the 2nd bucks
hi
>>57517939
You can't claim NI back like income tax
>>57517986
thx for your help
>>57518020
everyone wants you to die.
>>57517713
I'm Polish and I'm trying to convince my English co-worker (we share an office) to vote to leave the EU.
>>57518006
who's maisie?
i dont know him TBQH
*ahem*
me me me meeeee
doh-ray-me-fah-sah-lo
alright I'm primed
'Ah yes, very impressive'
>>57518052
delete this
it must take a total lack of self awareness to like kpop
>>57518044
this
>>57518031
https://www.gov.uk/claim-national-insurance-refund/y/class-1
>>57518012
>Ulster
>Good
Look at me ma I know about cars!! Let me spam /brit/ with cars wahey! Did acid at 9am whilst the parents were out wahoo!
do chav gangs dismember each other like argentine gangs do sometimes?
>57517723
That's not scouse.
>>57518070
imagine being a fully grown adult male so into gay korean pop music designed for little girls that you post about it hundreds of times a day on an internet imageboard, along with pictures of them from your massive gay korean pop for little girls image collection. just imagine. killing yourself would be the only acceptable way out tbph, for the good of yourself and all your family.
Funniest reddit flaggers are bucks, ulster and Cornwall.
>>57518058
FUS RO DAH
>>57518105
thats a bit crude DESU
>>57518051
O chuj ci chodzi? Tutaj możesz zarobić wystarczająco dużo i wracać do rodziny
>>57517890
>deck
Not give him a good bumming? :3
>>57518107
cornwall got boring imo
replace him with norfolk and youve got my list
>>57518080
he did nothing wrong
watchdogs AND shadow of mordor just arrived lads
>>57518044
debatable
*sings Con te Partiro*
*the pitter patter of Jordy's excited little feet can be heard in the distance*
>>57518184
Don't know what this means
>>57518184
congrats on buying £5 games.
>>57518184
haha what year is it lmao
>>57518187
Do these girls legit dress like this?
How fucking cringey.
is it true that young white twinks are raped on school showers by the niggers?
>>57518156
Dzielę biuro z megalewakiem i lubię go niewinnie cynglować.
>>57518230
>>57518083
no britain is a first world country
>>57518012
>undefinable
I prefer "maverick"
When you tfw do u read its
The feeling when
Or
The face when?
gear of war 2 just arrived lads
what ever happened to hangmanlad?
>>57518187
Least attractive kpop group, at least post AoA
>>57518216
agree dude, it's SO cringgeeee
fucks sake lads the cctv caught me doing this while i was at work yesterday
>>57518230
lads ignore this post, he's black himself.
>>57518207
*hammers nail through your forehead*
>>57518250
feeling
>>57518242
i partake in a smuggling ring
which kiind of african would you rather have me send to England?
>>57518250
the face when.
Anyone who says feeling are new.
>>57518271
Yeah it is.
Still nowhere near as cringey as the guys who worship them and post their images all over message boards.
>>57518272
me on the floor
>>57518272
>the janny reaches for payment.webm
>>57517468
>lasagna is rather simple to make and I couldn't see it being that "special".
You are a retarded and should kill yourself
>>57518272
>janny's office cctv
>>57518273
:3 i want to fuck a white twink in a kinky school uniform
minge
>>57518012
me mentioned :3
>>57518262
got his willy stuck in a sheep and perished
#truth
Sick of these racist ass cops
>>57518336
FOAL
When I need to think something through I get up and pace up and down the room.
Good thing I have a private office.
>>57518187
if your parents knew this is what you do with your life they would be ashamed of you and relieved if you died
Hmm..
>>57518012
Disgusted at my lack of mention, not even in the wronguns section
>>57518256
>>57518184
soon
>>57518344
thats low energy
>>57518344
*loots Carphone Warehouse*
>>57518368
breaking news: muslims wear muslim clothes
>>57518376
wasnt sure you still posted
>>57518368
>THE
why not "The"??
>>57518393
i dont get this but its funny
Poleaboos ratings
Nas > Rakim > Biggie > Pac > Jay
>>57518368
VERY enriching
getting sick of eating bacon now lads, shouldn't have bought so much, I could freeze some but there's not much space in there due to asda having their smart price sausages on rollback to 87p for 20 the other week.
I spend £500 a month on cigarettes lads.
>nas went to shit after illmatic
>>57518438
disgusting messy desk
>>57518443
How
>>57518344
baffles my mind that black people think the media hates them
>>57518216
debatable
>>57518269
debatable
>>57518355
debatable
>>57518466
I go through nearly two packs a day.
wewlad, have been exclusively phone posting for a while, not seen any extra flags in ages haha
go to bed praying for the total eradication of korean life every night desu
>>57518368
>blackburn
terrible, terrible town but it would still be terrible without pakis tbqh
>>57518468
>BBC news channel
>Sports section has ethnic woman and man presenter
>Man is terrible, woman is boring
The BBC literally have a ticklist for every show they put out there, has to have at least 1 woman, 1 black person, preferably 1 muslim.
>>57518484
do you go to the gym?
you seem friendly.
can I befriend you?
the starting showing korean soap opera on argentina public tv this year
>>57518468
Muslims actually think the media is islamophobic
>>57518456
I tidied it the other day, eat a dick
>>57518484
not an argument
>>57518451
>What is Stillmatic
How could Nas be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilage
Burner at the side of your dome
Come out of his throne
He got this locked since 9-1
He am the truest
Name a rapper that He ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now he keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiian Sophie fame, kept his name in his music
i have some SERIOUS question
may i ask it?
>>57518438
>getting sick of eating bacon now
>>57518443
Enjoy your lung cancer.
My grandma didn't smoke anywhere near that and died of lung cancer before she was 65.
hey guys
[spoiler]kakyoin dies
avdol dies
fatty dies
bruno dies
narancia dies
the moody blues guy dies
everyone dies in part 6 when the universe resets
gyro dies[/spoiler]
Goal is to move to Bradford
>>57518451
Saw him perform Illmatic at Detonate last year
I think it was good but I was genuinely too spangled to remember anything about it but him downing a beer on stage and saying 'Nottingham state of mind' a lot
>>57518576
smoking only increases the chance of cancer, doesn't guarantee it
>>57518534
>Muslims tells you not to believe what the media says
hmm, ahh, yes
>>57517400
In Sweden that girl is a guy
>>57518589
I imagine if I knew what your were talking about i'd be upset
>>57518541
are we arguing?
>>57518535
you dirtied it quickly, then.
>>57518564
how rude
>>57518601
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
>>57518207
£7.99 actually
>Paying £60 for a game
Watching Austin Powers all these years and I just now realised they were being ironic haha good show
>>57518557
hip hop is dead is his magnum opus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW0LaquAEoc
FARAGE IS BRINGING BACK SMOKING IN PUBS AND INCREASING THE RIDICULOUS LOW DRUNK DRIVING LIMIT
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE THIS FUCKING BASED
>>57518640
>buying a game when the hype is over
I might sound normie as fuck right now but the best part of MW2 was the hype and m8s playing it then the game itself.
How can trapping be dead if I've been getting all of my packs of food gone?
who /onroadshitpostinginbetweensales/ here
>>57518609
the ballbusting gimmick, when done right, is the best thing /brit/ has ever invented
>>57518617
It massively increases the chance of all sorts of cancer and other health issues.
While you're not guaranteed to get cancer, is it worth the risk?
>>57518669
>man with no political power changes the law
ahh yes very impressive
>>57518576
My great grandma (never met her ) smoked 40 a day and died in her sleep at 98
Non smokers btfo
Any murricunts 'ere? >>57518616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrOTpn-MsGo
A little remix that i did when i was having a wank ;)
>>57518684
clearly not you 12 year old twat
>>57518576
Smoking doesn't cause cancer
Biggest meme of the 20th century
>>57518680
the best bit was trolling people tbqh
and tac-knifing
>tfw leaving the EU so we can import more pakis from "the commonwealth"
who else trusts tories to do a good negotiating deal?
>>57518693
yes
>>57518669
honestly prefer no smoking in pubs tbf, arrogant analog mouth fedora twats make the place stink like shite
sex isn't good enough to pay for
>>57518680
>playing multiplayer games
whats this ballbusting thing?
learning the words to ninjya re bang bang
>>57518680
>Comparing an online based game to a story based one
I buy fifa every year but for offline games i'll wait until the price comes way down, can't wait to play fallout 4
>>57518680
Blops 2 is best COD
>>57518760
why are you here?
Remember Lee Rigby?
Mad
Watching int vs pol 4chan autumn cup right now desu
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDZKbcl8jJ24zANd-qhrJAw/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=0
>>57518760
a meme that lasted a day and died about a month ago
>>57518745
>>57518698
greencucks detected, hope you enjoy your water and almonds
>falling for the cancer may may
>>57518791
Rorke
>>57518777
>can't wait to play fallout 4
don't even bother, I pirated it and didn't even bother to finish it.
>>57518715
rude, very rude
completely uncalled for
delet right now
i mean it
>>57518779
Nah, MW1 just because of ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER, WE ARE LEAVING
>>57518791
why you bringing that up racist
>>57518613
What do you expect from a live performance?
>>57518643
Poleaboo had a friend in highscool called "Idris Gulfaz"
Unironically called himself "Idy G", y'know like Ali G
Still does it, even had it printed on the back of a football shirt
>>57518668
Prefer Ether
>>57518807
Never mentioned cancer but nice try putting words in my mouth you smug little worm
it stinks like shite and seeps into the furniture, only entitled runts think they should have the right to do it wherever they want
>>57518725
running around skidrow was always a laugh
>>57518754
single player games are pointless rn
>>57518777
>i buy fifa
FONT
>>57518779
blops2 was a good one tbf.
>>57518803
oh, okay i thought it was this;
>>57518785
i like british people
My money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds
I want to see you wiggle wiggle , for sure
It makes me want to dribble dribble, you know
Riding in my fiat, you really have to see it
I'm 6 foot 2 in a compact, no slack, nut luckily the seats back
>>57518825
only if you delete yourself first you cretin
business idea: give me a qt gf
>>57518818
Put too many hours into NV and 3 not to
keep thinking this oxfordshire flag is cornwall
>>57518879
Poleaboo doesn't like ballbusting but like most other aspect of femdom
>>57518844
>What do you expect from a live performance?
dunno about rap really, I'm more into dnb/jungle
I saw General Levy a few months later and that was fucking lit
>>57518891
DELET
>>57518868
Yeah it's shit but you just have to.
What does FONT mean?
>>57518933
>http://www.theenglishmansion.com/ourdoms.html
i want to try british femdom tbqh
would love to give amers wrinkly nadsack a mighty clout
>>57518744
Maybe if you're a self-loathing faggot who doesn't care about death.
Imagine having a qt gf or even just a female friend with dimples genuinely smile at you
>>57518967
>fucking lit
Cringeworthy
Will batter polecunt if I see him around manc
eskiboy x skeppy x raskit
>>57519003
Don't have to imagine tbf
>tfw the gf only has a dimple on one cheek since she got /fit/
>>57519012
>Cringeworthy
>>57518978
Interesting taste, EnglishMansion is quite unique
Young-Goddess, a Russian studio has the best looking girls and some great scenes/script too
>>57519098
vardy got nothing on her
>>57519062
I know one of these people
who here depressed?
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/1-in-50-british-men-are-unknowingly-raising-a-child-which-isnt-theirs-research-suggests-a6971901.html
>>57519046
Big talk coming from a man without any friends or a gf
>>57519126
Better known as Wiley, Skepta and Dizzee Rascal
do you reckon somebody actually wipes the queens bum?
No matter how rich and powerful i was, i wouldn't want anyone going near that shit
Pun intended
>>57519142
>unknowlingly
I regularly prep Jamal m8
>>57519002
you seem angry, something you want to get off your chest?
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/devolution/2016/04/tory-activist-shazia-awan-zac-goldsmith-s-damaging-exploitative-and-ugly
thoughts?
seems a bit fifth column to me
>>57519110
>best looking girls
no, thats the miami mean girls
>also i have photos of argentine bratty girls with femdom captions made by myself,do i share?
>>57519168
you mean
>Better known as nigger, nignog and nigger rat
Paki BTFO
>tfw no British gf
>>57519211
>thats the miami mean girls
c'mon, they look like ordinary women most of the time, girls that weren't attractive enough for regular porn
>also i have photos of argentine bratty girls with femdom captions made by myself,do i share?
share
>>57519223
No actually I did not mean that at all you disgusting racist bigot
>>57519246
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
if you want tosee photos of argie girls tell me
i have personal photos
>>57519209
How about me and you step outside, old boy?
