Based Churchill> Hitler the cuck edition
cara
crayon pop
How do you get over a grill rejecting you lads?
I LITERALLY feel like I've been punched in the stomach.
>>57492262
same, its the only one i have
excellent contours on that birdlet
i dont normally go in for shortuns but shes just *kisses hand* perfectissimo
Karen
be scouse or be gone
>I support Manchester City
lads
maisie
>>57492337
qute
>>57492293
good to see her smiling :)
whoops haha
>>57492339
spend all day on 4chan and never speak to a girl again
>I LITERALLY feel like I've been punched in the stomach
>>57492339
>not being able to get over a punch to the stomach
wimp detected
>of course i only read non-fiction
bet u 50 quid maises a little slut
>>57492283
>Hitler a "cuck"
You're responsible for the state of the modern world. You just had to meddle in Germany's affairs.
just shattered the cartilage of my nose into a hundred pieces with a hammer
went on a voyage of self-discovery
featured a fair amount of urination and conversing with the 'rents, but spiritually I am much stronger now
tremble, ye mortals
>>57492339
time heals all wounds
bethie
Doing an entire bottle of whiskey
I need to practice talking to people does anyone want to help?
How was your day?
>>57492393
gnarly
>>57492304
What's the appeal of these women? they all have similar faces with those stupid faces they pull and have shitty boy bodies.
Now looks at this >>57492337
That's a fit bird.
dale cregans old house lads
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/40026401#EBgTqrpWAKimRYgi.97
>>57492339
stop caring
depends how you were rejected though, did you sperg out and confess your deep love to her over Facebook?
>>57492415
>talking to your parents while having a wee
do not understand norfolks
thank the fuck that shit ballbagposting gimmick has died
>>57492340
shorties are my preferred type as i am a manlet myself haha
>>57492409
She's a pure maiden not like that slut Sophie.
just drew this in under a minute
>>57492393
>>57492441
gd u
>>57492478
anyone got that pic of Maisie pinging?
*beats chest*
*acts aggressive towards you for no apparent reason*
*grunts*
>>57492483
me behind the camera challenging him to single combat
>>57492468
we've installed speaking tubes all over the house, you never know when a conversational mood might strike you
>>57492498
post the pic of the kitter howling
>>57492467
It was more just that I had convinced myself she was into me and had been thinking about her for weeks. She is always touching me and stuff. Gah.
>>57492519
>>57492412
tried to do this once
didn't work
>>57492519
She was just standing in a dark room you can't prove it that water bottle is circumstantial evidence she was just thirsty shut up.
Wife's son just heemed by ballbag into a fine red paste
>>57492515
Im feeling pretty stressed about trying to find a job desu, what's your plans for tomorrow?
>>57492410
Hitler loved Islam and Churchill knew the dangers of the cult, Churchill would save us in this day and age, Adolf would be a hindrance, some Kim Jong Un-rate leader
>>57492544
my irish gfs
>>57492410
>implying we should just let some authoritarian dictator violate independent governments and conquer and colonise eastern europe
>implying the eternal yank wouldnt have stuck his nose in eventually anyway
>implying the soviets wouldnt have won regardless
Look behind you
would you rather fight ed "banter merchant" miliband or jeremy "big jezza" corbyn
>>57492544
You can tell how much of a slut a bird is by how short her skirt is.
>>57492599
nm u
found laptop
now charging it
slightly heavier then I remember but oh well
>>57492598
>by
HAHAHAHAHA
>>57492529
you're already dead
Internet's on the fucking blink
>>57492632
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>57492633
Big Jez, purely because he's an old man and I reckon I could do an old, frail man. Ed is a poof but there's probably strength in there simply by virtue of him not being 80.
>>57492633
i'd rather fight miliband but i'd rather punch corbyn
>>57492533
>ywn live in a japanese smoker's restaurant themed domicile
>>57492593
maisie my love, dm me now petal? need to discuss wedding guests my plump pink gooseberry
>>57492663
:'(
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>>57492685
FUCK SAKE
>>57492633
Ed would probably use Jar-Jar Binx clumsiness to take you out by accident.
>>57492455
There is no appeal to those crayon pop women to sane people, which is why the fat neet keeps posting them
Unironically going to bid on some art at auction lmao
>>57492814
>gif
fuck off
>>57492605
I'm not a Nazi-boo but really Hitler "liked" Islam for political reasons, mainly trying to get some allies in the middle east. There is absolutely not a fucking chance in hell Hitler would advocate shitskins living in Europe, a racially pure homogeneous society was literally his central tenant.
>>57492685
he also broke his nose
insensitive much
>>57492758
sorry lad, merely meme'ing
i'm taking my mum to the train station and might do some clothes shopping while i'm in town
how about you?
>Couldn't hack the bants
>>57492753
you cant kill me
your 2 fukgcign sthite
>>57492842
Daily reminder that you are talking to the same thirty or forty people in these threads every single night
who wants to be my girlfriend
>>57492902
*raises paw*
*toots*
oopsie xD
>>57492283
His greatest legacy are his quotes imo.
''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.''
>>57492901
Is this meant to be a bad thing?
>>57492881
rorke
>>57492901
same with every board on 4chan 2bh
>>57492892
*has no comeback because you are correct*
>>57492881
probaby wrote that herself the stupid coon
>>57492901
all me
>>57492881
Fucking lol.
I like how this shit is considered news.
Reminder that we pay for the BBC
>>57492632
*cartwheels around in a 90 degree arc*
hi folks
*comes up standing, rondel dagger to hand, buckler turning billy's feeble katana aside and leaving him wide open*
matt easton here
*jams dagger in between the laminar plates of his bamboo armour, planting it firmly in his armpit before he can bring his blade back to fend me off*
*yanks it out*
*he falls to his knees*
scholagladiatoria
*slowly drags it across his throat as if i were wiping off bottled water before sheathing*
College class trying to organise a reunion.
It's been four years. They've all gone on to degrees or working. I've become a NEET alcoholic.
Was still nice to be invited.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-35977417
slags will be slags wherever they go
>oops
YOOOUUUUKIIIIPPPPP???
>>57492977
that's what I thought
>>57493000
puff
>>57493012
Should go my man
>>57492959
yeah, thats right
thats right
know your place
>>57493012
>They've all gone on to degrees or working
Woah, very high standard they've set there
>>57493037
kitty looks mortified
Here's my number again, just in case.
Or no comma after again?
*Sails up the Thames*
>adam johnson is a peadophile
Why do girls need to wear bras?
>>57493000
*grieves for 40 days and nights*
*keeps vigil over his grave like greyfriars bobby*
>>57492440
Better be the Catholic kind lad
>>57493012
I've kept telling myself ''it's getting better, your just a late bloomer'' for five years or so.
>>57493068
I should really, they're all nice people. But talking about how I've done nothing but drop out of my degree is a bit depressing.
>>57493091
Working in the field we all studied > sitting at home drinking and posting on a chinese finger painting forum
Thoughts?
>>57493149
*takes up his sword*
*puts on 20 stone*
*upholds his cinematographic legacy*
>>57493138
*sails cock up your mums sewage pipe*
>>57493148
Girls with small boobs don't really other than to hide their nips but girls with big tits need the support.
Does it ever get better?
>>57492901
This is my first time (or second I guess, I joined last thread like 5 mins before it ended)
be gentle
>>57493175
Can you not lie?
>>57493178
why are black people so ugly?
>>57493148
patriarchal oppression
>>57493185
If your father goes to Panama to evade tax, you too can become Prime Minister of United Kingdom.
On the other hand if he pays taxes dutifully like a good goy, well then, tough luck. Maybe at best you can become a lowly secretary.
>>57493208
I guess saying first time is kind of like a girl whose given a blowjob telling you she's never had sex
Name:
Kevin Boyle
Gender:
Male
Age:
31
Favourite Hobby:
Ice Hockey
Address:
Kevin Boyle
17 CUL NA CILLE BALLYGAR ROSCOMMON Co. ROSCOMMON
(090)6624528
waheyy lads, got to learn the whole 2nd year and relearn the first curriculum for my EEE degree in the next 6 weeks
what do
>>57493178
think that black is a sex criminal
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/student-caught-peeking-man-sitting-11148608
also relevant to poleacunt
>>57493230
>circumcised
considering reporting you
>>57493215
Nah, I kept in touch with two of them, and even went on a couple of dates with a girl who I had fancied when we were there only before Christmas. Fucked that up too, so it'll be even more awkward for me now.
>>57493230
skinny shit, probable chav
>>57493270
learn the whole 2nd year and relearn the first curriculum for your EEE degree in the next 6 weeks
>>57493230
nice
>>57492339
Stop caring
Don't invest time into her
If she tries to talk to you be civil but don't try and initiate conversation with her, just drop it
*lowers paw*
I am not amused
>>57493263
What the fuck is this?
>>57492357
>i ham canheydihen and hi love footbahl
>>57493340
what did he mean by this?
>>57493012
>School/College/Uni reunion
Literally my worst nightmare
cunt keeps farting
>>57493291
FONT
Why do Brits suck big American cock?
>>57493263
Is that his real phone number?
>>57493394
better than small Russian cock
>>57493356
Big Kev's bio you out of touch tattymuncher.
>>57493230
circumcised dicks are horrid.
>>57492293
this 2bh
>>57493148
its 2016
come on
#freethenipple
#encouragegroping
#causeirreversibledamagetothespine
why do people bully kev? he seems really nice
tfw girls say you're "nice"
>>57493408
I'm Azerbaidjanian so it's pretty big for your sissy butt.
very important video
http://psychedelicsbecause.org/
>>57493194
how did girls with big tits get by before they were invented?
Purple Aki's coming!
>>57493441
t. Kev on his jollies in New York
>>57493462
sadly i'm not a girl and guy on guy is disgusting
>>57493441
i think its just jokes at his expense. idk if autists actively bully him, i hope the jokes dont leak and he finds out
absolutely despise women
>people who say nigga as a generic term for guy
just fuck off would you
>>57493439
Thats why I was wondering. Why do people act like men are forcing people to wear a bra? I don't care if you do or not.
>>57493461
>when you are described as cuddly
>>57493264
>>57493264
dem fuckin pupils
>>57493507
yeah man, you got the right crowd for this post
>>57493505
this
vile wretched creatures
>>57493492
*covers muscles*
rate my diner please thankyou:
heinz big soup corned beef sandwich (used whole can) block of cheddar apple orange
>>57493462
azerbaiwho?
nah just joking. I once made dushbara and Çoban salatı. was nice. too much dill for my liking though.
>>57493461
When a girl describes you as "cute".
>>57493540
probably just the light in this one
>>57492440
>>57492440
fairly doable as long as you pace yourself
>>57493565
sounds like a horrible clusterfuck
>>57493533
>>57493461
move out the way, beta tools
chad is here to stud the women
>I love you.... but
fuck sake how do I get a job
>>57493565
sounds horrible, kys
>>57493549
quite nice
>>57493584
not a very pleasant sight
>>57493549
cute little town he lives in
just drove through it
>>57493611
be a woman
>>57493611
u apply
>>57493549
janny will do his nut
>>57493584
8/10 top half
3/10 bottom half
nigga needs a shave and a foreskin
1. ITV1
2. BBC 4
3. Channel 4
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4. BBC2
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5. Channel 5
6. ITV2
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901. ITV3
900001. ITV Be
90000000000000000009. BBC 1
>when a girl describes you as creepy
>>57493585
cute isnt really that bad. ive been able to pull girls that have said i was cute
it basically means you are somewhat attractive enough to pull, as long as you have a good personality
>>57493611
pick a place you like and keep asking for a jo
>>57493585
>>57493461
get both of these all the time
does my nut in
friendzone 9000
there is literally nothing wrong with exterminating slavs, gypsies and jews
>>57493611
Kill a current employee and it is then your job by the laws of ireland
>>57493584
why would anyone shag a hairy arse
you'd get pooey hairs in your bellend
>>57493611
don't be irish
>>57493594
>>57493621
dont care
havent been to tescos so had to Make Do And Mend
>>57493611
i ask myself the same thing before retreating back to movies/tvshows/games/anime
>>57493648
basically means you're ugly, i've had girls call me that before
>>57493611
>have a modicum of ambition
>dont be autistic
>>57493646
>he doesnt watch eastenders
baka
>>57493668
FONT
>>57493585
>>57493653
this, being called cute can mean that the girl is actually into you
t. shagged two girls who thought i was "cute"
>>57493701
>can't even spell EastEnders
>>57493646
>TV
how's your third eye doing
>look up starting salary when im qualified
>45000 euro
and they say university is a meme
>>57493648
honestly say ive never had this said to me
not that I can remember anyway.
had more than a few girls instantly think i'm a top weirdo when I say I don't have facebook though
such a racist advertisement smdh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35968787
>>57493749
whats that like 15k in real money?
>>57493726
font
>>57493749
Good luck finding a job after college tho
>>57493492
Hey yamma yamma
>>57493783
foal
>>57493653
no, cute means they think of you as a child like your a dog or something. If a girl says "i think your cute" as like a statement then that might be good but when a girl is describing you as cute thats not good.
>>57492339
Give us the story lad
Need to learn from your mistakes
Business idea
>Volunteering looks good on CV
>Become janny
2000 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
could do with a hug in all honesty
for fuck's sake kim
>chilling with the gf
>watching a movie(salmon fishing in the yemen)
>go out to kitchen to get drinks and make some popcorn
>hear her rip a fart louder than all heck
>panic
>not sure if i should acknowledge the beastly toot or ignore it
>decide to ignore it
>walk back into living room
>she asks "do you smell that shit?"
>start sweating
>h-h-haha y-yeah it's n-nasty
>awkward silence for a bit
>finish watching movie
i didn't know our relationship was on this level yet
>>57493531
fact of t'matter is bras arent generally very comfortable to wear, and having to wear them in the interests of modesty (visible nips and excessive jiggling are still faux pas) can feel like a rite pisstake, especially with smaller boobs that don't draw so much attention
they are practical though and it makes more sense to habitually wear them than to not unless you wear a croptop or something instead
>I studied X at Y so i will earn Z amount!
cant wait for you arrogant students to get out into the real world and realise that its confident normies with connections snapping up all the good jobs
>>57493844
*hugs you*
>>57493751
font
just finished the season finale of the walking dead
that show has really gone to the dogs desu
>>57493844
fuck off you little shit
>>57493844
*embraces you tenderly*
>>57493857
fuck off i was going to hug him
>>57493851
POST THE HOWLING KITTER
Fill me in on the Belfast/Cornwall doxx situation lads
>favourite piece of art has increased in price from 10k to 100k in ~18 months
kill me haha
>>57493756
>>57493756
see, me, as a non-racist. this thought did not enter my mind because I was not focusing on the race of any of them. I feel the racists are the ones that want to ignite tensions by painting insignificances like this as big issues.
fuck those people desu
>>57493886
this one?
>>57493851
stick to posting cats and not stories about your slag girlfriend cuntface
>that good feel when ripping up an arrogant student's CV and putting it in the bin without even reading half of it
>watching "was it something I said" and drinking tea
>mum comes in and tells me to take out the garbage
>I say "garbage? fuck off yank"
>she says, what? just take it out
>I tell her I cant be arsed
>She shakes her head
>I say well piss off then you thick bird
>She gets me dad
>Da comes in saying he'll beat my ass
>I mock his nasally voice and the way he says arse
>he slaps me
>i call him a twat and tell him I'll glass him
>he slaps me again
>I cry and mutter under my breath about yanks not being able to handle the banter
>he slams the door and my 3 lions posters ripple from the vibrations of the wall
Was mouthing along to Smiths songs imagining I'm Moz and I realised I was accidentally vocalising some parts and I probably sounded like an absolute weapon.
How's the job market for IT-faggots in UK or Ireland?
>Tell me a little about yourself
>>57493926
YES
>>57493872
how?
>>57493587
"probably"
>>57493756
want the tall ones leggings
not just the brand i want those leggings in particular
>>favourite piece of art
>>57493818
must be different in the UK then
I've been with girls and a hot guy has walked by and have heard them all say, OMG, he's cute!!
>>57493938
sounds like you got a chip on your shoulder m8
>>57493943
better than most other fields
>>57493943
IT jobs out the wazoo here, especially for anyone with another language
>>57493939
thoroughly giggled
>>57493822
Apparently she has a boyfriend
>>57493895
Ahh yes, somebody from the dominant culture doesnt need to conciously notice race and racial oppression
Prime example of white privilege
>>57493944
Looks like the last thing a bird would see walking towards her in a dark alley before being brutally raped and murdered.
>>57493946
>haven't had a girl call you creepy
>>57493967
you want more than her leggings eh what ye fathom my meaning
>>57493939
>>he slams the door and my 3 lions posters ripple from the vibrations of the wall
>yank """""""""""construction"""""""""""
>>57493967
hot
RIP Jay Dee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP8DBF2KyTU
>>57493967
what are you implying with this?
wouldnt they be too small for you?
>>57493985
i get a bit insulted if a girl calls me cute, comes off as condescending quite often
>>57493874
>a fucking cliffhanger of that magnitude at the end of the season
>negan barely swears
Don't even know why I watch that shite
>>57493584
>>57493570
Can I bang you bums, lads?
might do a wank. any suggestions?
>>57493981
added to my dora collection
