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tedition
cara
fuck brit
fuck kpop
crayon pop
maisie
Why is this thread full of working class northerners?
i aint your m8, m8
What's it like to tell people you have a gf lads?
Made an xbox profile with the word Cuck in it lmao
Beautiful
lads
earl grey is best tea
>new
>>57489461
i have no idea. probably. you can call them and sort things out. just make up some story about how you paid for it but lost the disc or something and they'll probably activate it for you
Sweden has become the first country in the world to get a phone number.
It connects to random Swedes, so you too an talk to their vibrant and diverse community of cucks and Achmeds.
http://theswedishnumber.com/
>>57489519
they've got nothing to do but drink alcohol and breed so they can claim more benefits, fucking savages if you ask me.
>>57489493
that was very rude
the east midlands are heartachingly beautiful
>>57489546
trying again
>>57489550
>20 green MPs
I feel ill.
>>57489538
are you gay m8?
>>57489582
twiter.com/sweden
got given to an immigrant a few weeks ago and he went off about him being the immigrant shagging white men's daughters and calling everyone racists
lovely country
having some McCoys
>>57489546
>135 KB
'no'
imagine if that fat neckbeard came up to you in the street lel
>I spend my time pitting my opinions against others on an online forum to no end because i lack the capacity to actually prove something
reckon shins will desplint (knit if you will) by tomozzy
first reply decides what i do with my left hand (such as curl the fingers or use it to type)
>>57489595
no they are not
hehe
>>57489679
put it in your [spoiler]ear[/spoiler]
>>57489679
You get shin splints lad? I do every single time I run
>>57489606
smaller filesize but larger image
what manner of devilry is this
>Suspenders
what a don.
Will literally fight any cunt here who denies climate change or politicizes the issue
lets have it you fucking rat shitbags
Remember when Sweden was considered the closest thing to utopia on Earth?
Sad how a nation like that can crumble within only a few years
>>57489713
I'm a wizard
>>57489493
Finland stahp
>>57489739
*denies climate change*
>>57489739
>z
fuck off yank
>>57489479
Yorkshire tea is best.
>>57489739
*politicises climate change*
>>57489742
My buddy just got accepted to grad school there
>>57489702
>printing out a tweet
what a fucking wankstain
>>57489760
>stahp
>>57489739
climate change is about as real as my gf
>>57489493
Still sore about the opium war I see.
wow https://ask.fm/swlexy/answers/135587882970#_=_
>>57489710
yeah, overexerted myself to fuck last week and have been waiting for the cunts to heal so i can start running again at a gentler pace
its apparently as much to do with footwear and the surfaces your'e running on as it is to do with leg strength
>>57489709
got a waxy fingertip now
where should i put it
>>57489519
Because we are better than the pansy soft handed southerners?
>>57489828
mouth
>>57489839
this
>>57489821
virus do not click
>>57489788
Really not very hard. All those Swedish unis you hear about eh
>>57489821
why did you post this?
what was your motivation?
>>57489522
You ain't nobodies m8, silly yank.
>>57489522
Chill senpai.
>>57489814
>>57489783
>>57489761
all three of you outside now!
im going to clobber some fucking sense into those thick skulls
the couple in the flat above shag for a long time desu
this is the first time i've actually heard the woman moan though, quite lewd really
>>57489779
'no'
stop calling me fucking 'mate' yeah? i'm not your mate
>>57489839
tasted absolutely vile
like sweaty orange peel and arsenic
cant believe you talked me into that
going to do a wash my mouth out with soap
doesnt help that my room is at 105% humidity and ive had headphones on most of the day
Men? Not a fan
>>57489922
alright lad
>>57489923
lovely
>>57489876
>>57489881
m8mind
>>57489798
t. Yusra Al-Rasheed
i hate java
hate it
>>57489912
dont care
I miss pre-internet days
>>57489938
good job not being gay
>>57489582
Brussels did something similar after Trump said they were a hive of mudshits, they made an advertising campaign for it on youtube to show how safe it is and wonderful the diverse city is, then a few days later the attack happened.
>>57489991
grandpa
taking a step back and looking at myself
Britain and France destroyed Germany during both ww1 and ww2. World War 2 pulled Americans out of depression? By mid 1940s, America was filled with unemployment and problems. Hitler and Germany lost only because Britain and France "deceptively" used good (Americans) to destroy Germans (Good). I highly recommend the documentary "Adolf Hitler: the greatest story never told" for several hidden information about world war 2 hidden by Britain and France. I also recommend my youtube video "Britain's treacheries during world war 1 and world war 2."
Is this webm transphobic?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459974536513.webm
>>57489922
Agreed
From now on any American who posts in this thread shall be referred to as "Seppo".
>>57489991
same. things were much simpler back then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vii7vT44I
>>57489592
What language are they speaking?
>I do not yield, I do not relent, and I will never, never surrender
Anyone else often think what if their life is like the truman show
You should check out the documentary "Adolf Hitler: the greatest story never told" for the truth about Hitler hidden by Britain and France who murdered billions of people. I also recommend my small youtube video "Britain's treacheries during world war 1 and world war 2."
>>57490032
alri bruce
*kisses you*
>>57490016
>the greatest story never told
top kek way to instantly discredit yourself
Just expelled a torrent of jism into an old pair of boxer shorts I keep under my bed for just such a purpose after watching two attractive men have anal sex with each other for roughly 15 minutes.
im getting a brittish gf so i can breed a cute son like this
>>57489965
thanks for the (You) anyway, I'll be discontinuing this part of my blog
>>57490077
Alri Seppo
excellent
Legitimately triggered by seeing a Swedish flag ITT
>>57489961
write a mondaic compiler for me please lad i cba to do my next haskell cw
was having a serious think about my life but read >>57490102 and realised im quite a class act on the grand scale of things
>>57490138
what
>when Trump says western europe is now full of terrorists and it was much safer 25 years ago when he visited
>>57490134
alri bruce
>>57490126
Good on ya, cunt.
>>57489479
more like tedium haha
>>57490102
fucking gay bastard
The feeling when you've had sex with 2 guys in one day, the first morning on the other went into the shower after round 1;) What do you do for feminism :*
never had my "phone blown up" as the normies say
>>57490178
fucking paddies
>>57490181
Fuckin roight cunt
>>57490159
willy >>= fanny
>>57490178
except this time it's an organized group
>>57490178
>it's another 'barf a graph out of my ass to support my narrative' episode
>>57490174
the new marvel film
it looks great
>haskell
meme language
>>57490102
Faggot.
http://thetab.com/2016/04/06/northern-irelands-abortion-laws-make-ashamed-irish-84417
>do things guys find distasteful
is this what feminism boils down to?
>>57490220
>the first morning on the other went into the shower after round 1
?????????????
>>57490077
Bruce is Australia, you thick yank cunt.
This is why nobody likes you.
>>57490299
>gif
fuck off
>>57490220
Post pics of that swedish tranny from your general who sucked off an old bloke
>>57490240
why are normies blowing up their phones
what new gimmick are they doing now
>america
meme country
boipucci
>>57490138
leave cape kino to me
>>57490325
soft focus to hell and back
artofmanliness.com
woops haha accidentally typed that in /brit/ instead of the url bar haha
>>57490178
Those Irish really were quite rude.
@57490290
>yank
meme country
>>57490260
zzz
>>57490331
Seppo is Australia slang, you thick limey cunt.
This is why nobody likes you.
Ask a regular /brit/ poster who got accepted into MENSA yesterday anything.
>city drew and got 2 away goals
colour me impressed
not sure if i should be russia or england on eu4 lads
>>57490337
yeah
havent you noticed they all have cracked screens? latest trend
>>57490356
these make me squawk every time
with laughter i mean
european culture/country status
Germany: RIP
france : RIP
sweden: RIP
norway: RIP
beligum: RIP
Italy: in hospital bed with stage 4 lymphoma
greece:only stage 3 breast cancer, thick lack of money miraculously increases chances of survival
UK: stage 4 rectal cancer, metastasising to the stomach, brain and kidneys.
spain and portugal: who cares
>>57490386
Which they got from Septic Tank, which is Cockney.
Nazis are so cringeworthy desu
>>57490270
Hardly barf a graph out my arse, the troubles arent a joke you silly cunt
>>57490372
what are you like xx
>>57490419
>tfw not even listen on the who cares list
>>57490394
what is your decalcification routine?
>>57490419
Why? Because a couple niggers live in Europe now?
History hasn't cared about race, it's only cared about accomplishments.
>>57490394
fucking keener
>european culture/country status
>Germany: RIP
>france : RIP
>sweden: RIP
>norway: RIP
>beligum: RIP
>Italy: in hospital bed with stage 4 lymphoma
>greece:only stage 3 breast cancer, thick lack of money miraculously increases chances of survival
>UK: stage 4 rectal cancer, metastasising to the stomach, brain and kidneys.
>spain and portugal: who cares
worry sometimes about a bobby coming to my door to investigate my 4chan posts
>>57490410
are you joking? they crack their screens?
think i'm being rused 2bh
>>57490453
*jokes about the troubles*
gf just sent me this
>>57490383
the monadic part probably just means using a monadic parser like parsec
>>57490473
rectally administered LSD thumbprint
>>57490325
>tfw I bought her calendar
I regret nothing.
>>57490468
forgot to mention you, you also have colo-rectal cancer in the third stage
>>57489821
Nice
>>57490518
why is your gf taking pics of Ariel Winter
>>57490568
yeah
>Define a function comp :: Prog → Code that translates a program into machine code, using a state monad to handle the generation of fresh labels.
>>57490499
bobby here, don't worry lad your posts are shit.
could care less
>>57490578
good lad
>at work
>need piss
>someone was in before me
>their piss is the colour of treacle
>clear sign of liver damage
>don't know who it was
>one of the lads might have a failing liver and not know
>>57490578
phwoar
>You will never be a style blogger making mad cash for dressing up and taking pictures
>>57490518
enjoy her body of work
>>57490612
oh that's even easier
We shouldn't have invaded Iraq
goose stepping
>>57490515
its like pre-distressed/torn jeans
silly vapid normans want things to look "lived in" from the moment they get them
instead of, you know, living in them
>>57490220
>>57490333
for reals?
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
>>57490593
paps
>>57490636
or they're just dehydrated
>>57490636
maybe the missus gave him a pot of treacle pudding for lunch and he dont like treacle so he dumped it in the bog
>>57490670
cant live with em cant live without em
>>57490663
didn't go to any of the lectures on functors/applicatives/monads and he didn't upload the slides haha
>>57490691
Nah. Dehydrated piss is a dark yellow. This was pretty much brown.
>>57490599
Ahh yes only UKIP want the aircraft carriers
whats that, the torys wanted them too? blast!
proper scouser here don't fuck with me
>>57490636
the missus gave me a pot of treacle pudding for lunch and I don't like treacle so I dumped it in the bog
>>57490745
you sure it wasnt just poo
>>57490758
delete this
>>57490518
>tattoo
binned
>>57490672
Yes, for realses
>>57490636
What are you, a doctor? Piss off you motherfucker
Gave the hubby a pot of treacle pudding for lunch today, hope he enjoyed it x
>>57490731
http://adit.io/posts/2013-04-17-functors,_applicatives,_and_monads_in_pictures.html
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Haskell/Understanding_monads/State
>>57490680
straw poll not good enough for you?
>>57490758
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtG13xqAP2I
>>57490785
That's what I thought but there was no shit there when I flushed.
>>57490832
ty darling x
will take a look 2 days before the deadline again
>Tourettes
fuck working with somebody like that, would be soooooo tiresome after the first 5 minutes.
>>57490758
You're really from Lockerby?
sick of wanking
is hong kong nice
>>57490578
the natural beauty of a white woman is just unmatched
just a shame how degenerate and vapid most of them became
>>57490860
probably because you just flushed it away
>soooooo
>>57490837
It's too easy to rig results on strawpoll
haha
>>57490864
dickhead
>>57490666
>We
that was the Bush administration, not us. only someone who voted for Bush AND supported the war in iraq are to blame. the rest of us are innocent
>>57490859
what the fuck, is this a liverpool accent?
>>57490864
The bloke in the episode last week seemed alright.
my laugh at some of these posts:
a ha ha ha ha huaeeee
ah hnnnuuuh
>>57490758
impersonate me again and you'll have a taste of my true scouse mettle, you probably don't even have a purple bin you fuckn blert
>>57490861
for example, if the labels are just integers, the type would look like this
comp :: Prog -> State Int Code
whenever you want to generate a new label (maybe put this in a helper function)
label <- get
put $ label + 1
to run the whole thing
code = evalState (comp prog) 0
>>57490939
Don't pretend you wouldn't mind it.
>>57490890
Definitely wasn't shit. 100%
>>57490880
shithole desu
>>57490977
delete
>>57491000
well no, I imagine a small percentage at least may have been piss
>>57490957
its a very extreme, scummy case. but yeah. the average person in liverpool doesnt really sound like this. Just people who stopped going school at about 14
>>57490989
>haskell
This is God's thread, what the fuck are you doing?
Really want to know what she meant by something but if I tell you all you'll just laugh at me.
ukraine btfo
>>57491014
MATE IT WAS PISS. YOU'RE STARTING TO ANNOY ME.
DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?!
https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/717811387154767872
cripes imagine having 543 kids lol
>>57491000
id bet at least 50% bogwater
>>57491042
helping him with his haskell assignment you fucking semigroup
>>57491049
I am physically incapable of laughter
running out of youtube films to watch
saw this a few days ago was reallly really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0j93daBJdQ
suddenly craving a coke lads
>>57491042
haskell is god's language
>>57490989
wew ty ty x
>>57491049
Tell us
>>57491055
red pill me on this
Honestly love nothing more than when somebody posts a picture of a naked lady and then somebody else replies with that "interdasting" picture haha
proper cracks me up
>>57491087
fuck off shill
>>57491087
i'll take the chink then
>>57491087
bit illegal that
>>57491113
only ~30% of the population voted voted
The American Revolution was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELT0N0gnJJY
just picked out a really crunchy bogey from my nose lads. never experienced a crunchy bogey b4
do you autist cunts ever post outside of /brit/?? jesus christ no wonder why everyone hates us on here
want to bite kyarys bottom lip and exhale through my nose in her face daring her to make a move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2dNEQiHUUo
lmao
>>57491148
but how many just voted?
>Be a horrible, using cunt
>don't care about anyone
>everyone loves me
>very popular at work
>don't even try to be
Why?
>>57491087
not enough flesh
HORRIFIC
>>57491193
i post on 5 different boards t-b-h
>>57491205
assuming it stays ~30% around 5,5m people
>>57491087
her anime eyes look pwity there
>>57491204
>turn the arms industry into windmill factories
>pay everyone 20k
>remove all borders
>close coal, gas and nuclear plants whilst reducing power bills
Yes, the green party aren't infantile at all.
STORY would be a much better song without the minute long fucking intro of random beeps
I used to think (some) asians were kinda hot but honestly the over-saturation of weebs in this place and their absolutely deplorable behaviour has made me just hate it all
get angry whenever I see a gook now because i know one of you fat cunts is chuckling through you mucus and one hand down your pants while you post it.
>>57491193
the rest of 4chan is for autists
havent been out of this thread since 2014 except for /tv/ fads and eternal /got/
don't speak nip so for all I know these could be some kind of satanic subliminal messages
>>57491148
ye but whats it all about
>>57491174
It's called the war of colonial aggression.
>>57491204
the most ironic broadcast
>>57491228
everyone hates you really, they just cant be arsed to deal with your shit and have worked out seeming pleasant fobs you off
when you arent there they talk about how much of a cunt you are
>>57491239
>>57491295
It's called the Second English Civil War
>>57491228
they don't want to get on the wrong side of a badass like you
Have any of you lads successfully pulled off a "Netflix and chill" sesh?
>>57491313
take a sewing needle to each one of those and squeeze whatever is inside of it out of there
>>57491193
It's a good job that as jf their opinion means very little.
Why do I get tired so easily lads
>>57491285
*raises paw*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQHdyEeqHAU
>I do not want 4chan watching my videos
How To Build a Nuclear Submarine on BBC4.
>>57491358
>lads
wasteman
okay, should really finish packing now
>>57491304
No, honestly, people really like me.
People always help me out and do stuff for me.
They also say nice stuff behind my back that I hear from other people.
watching the select committee on russia
how will this affect my aspirations of a qt russian wife?
>>57491327
got a better version for ye
>>57491280
>>57491358
dont have netflix 2bh
>>57491358
yes
>>57491293
EU-Ukraine trade pact, every other country but us signed it, it'll happen anyway thats not really the point of this referendum
>>57491415
remember your katana collection
>>57491239
>>57491440
whys it such a big deal
>>57491447
almost forgot
>>57491313
What's this, measles? Cunt looks like a zombie.
hey
so tired
so tired
didnt even have a nice dinner - sausages tasted very strange so have left at least 10/16ths of my plate untouched, indolent slut that i am
>>57491415
lazy catamite
>>57491330
>Second
We have had 7, not including the war of colonial aggression.
*pirouettes*
*your throat opens in a scarlet fountain*
>>57491327
>>57491420
or better yet...
I have genuinely turned down sex to either play video games or smoke weed with at least a dozen different girls and with some of those girls much more that one time.
sex aint even worth the hassle half the time
Why do foreigners own our industry? What are our rich people doing?
>trade with Ukraine? Pfft much rather it retains its rightful place in Vladimir Putin sphere of influence
>>57491510
*it was a hologram*
>>57491431
bad lad
>>57491436
good lad
teach me how
>>57491447
>>57491485
leave at least 1 round the back of byrants bottom
may need additional sidearms for my title fight vs amer
>>57491483
they wanted to force a referendum and they picked this as a thing to hold it about really
>>57491510
despicable whore
Law lad's dad is a top bloke desu.
>don't find out if he got the job
S M H
M
H
>>57491563
can't talk because you're dead
>>57491486
he's a little kid, don't call him a cunt you insensitive faggot i'll kick the shit out of you
>>57491204
baby liz is based
trade with Ukraine? Pfft much rather it retains its rightful place in Vladimir Putin sphere of influence
>>57491531
exporting your tax dollars to panama so they can buy vacation homes for their relatives
>>57491531
We have this thing called free trade in this country anon
Roundheads out
>>57491087
giving you a (You) because everybody else did and I follow the crowds
>>57491548
repulsive pederast
>>57491531
Why does it matter?
Low quality steel isn't a sensitive area.
>>57491611
did get a suprising amount of (you)s for that one desu
>>57491636
neither are nuclear plants haha
After years of studying I have finally discovered that the best political ideology is libertarian socialism
>>57491547
make sure there is a blanket within reach
watch something decent but not TOO interesting
don't be an autist and just sit stiffly the entire time
don't be an autist and spill spaghetti when she starts making her own moves
>>57491574
>don't find out if he got the job
innit
i think he will though desu
they seemed genuinely impressed by him
i would gf tourettes girl in an instant
>>57491636
>>Low quality steel isn't a sensitive area.
say that to my face, not online
>>57491636
>not wanting the finest damascus steel immediately available at your local forge when the war on race begins
>>57491629
watch your tongue or i'll throw another gauntlet at your feet
what was that mate?
This pay raise for over 25s has pissed me off so much... How can they say someone over 25 deserves more money than me for doing the same job? I know people over 25, still living with mummy and daddy and paying nothing to live there, I'm in my own house, paying my own bills yet I get paid less? Fucking joke, this country needs to sort it's shit out, equal pay for everyone, then maybe, just maybe you'll get people off the dole getting a job... Stop under paying someone just because of their age, if they do the job, pay them for it.
>>57491595
Good answer, relevant
>>57491603
Bad answer, irrelevant
>>57491665
Good lad
bargain house lads
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/40026401
>>57491603
Business idea: Protectionism
business idea: nuke pakistan
life or death poll
http://strawpoll.me/7299321
http://strawpoll.me/7299321
http://strawpoll.me/7299321
>>57491741
beautiful
>>57491672
>don't be an autist and just sit stiffly the entire time
That's my problem.....
>>57491730
>>57491747
If you want protectionism go back to Cuba, Raul
>>57491586
Bring it. I'll kick the fuck out of you and the walker.
brb
>>57491665
fails to take a moral stand against degeneracy and is therefore in the bin
theology idea: catholicism
>>57491798
you don't know what you got yourself in for
prolly never even had a fight you little puss
>>57491807
missing u :(
>>57491807
dont you even dare
here is my plan
go to bed at midnight
wake up at 3 then take some caffeine until my flight
test
Nazis are so cringeworthy desu
>>57491788
if she agrees to a netflix and chill it means she already likes you
sit close to her, adjust your seating posture so that you jostle her a bit, put your arm around her if she rests her head on your shoulder, etc.
what does it mean when a qt.3.14 leaves you and starts dating someone 4 days later lads? she'll.. she'll be back right?
>>57491837
never realised how hench are margaret constance is
definitely forging an alliance with her when the time comes to put the boot in the frying pan and put the pedal to shove
>>57491842
Let's go.
I'm in Sheffield.
>>57491844
do you like this please
im ambivalent
>>57491837
dirty sket probably has skidders, old cum and doesnt change her knickers on a daily basis.
filthy slattern
>>57491924
she's mine desu
test 2
Business idea: 45% tariffs on all imports
>>57491876
>wake up at 3
why
when do you have to leave
also
>3 hrs
not much point
Alright
>>57491958
we can take turns im sure the dirty stoat wont mind
test 3
>watching cuddling videos on YouTube and feeling lonely
don't like the direction my life's heading in lads
>>57491788
>>57491909
also touch her feet with yours
>>57491807
hb x
>socialism-capitalism
VERY good goyim
keep looking at the heads of the snake dancing about and not its shared body
>>57491985
6ish
I want to be tired so I can sleep on plane
(land in the morning nip time)
As a scouser I cannot respect any other place in england based on their martial skill. you are all proper pussies and you fucking know it
>>57491933
hmmm it's a complex design for such a small image
don't know what we're worrying about. humanity won't survive long enough for under 30s to get a pension
>>57492038
mate i would literally floor you
>>57492002
wew ok
>>57492014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75bSvq4TsI&nohtml5=False
good lecture series
leftists??
>>57492036
fair do'es
but
id go bed now and get up at 4 tbf
>>57492038
would love to see you say that facing down four feet of my brightest double-edged steel
>>57492036
Stay up the whole night
I stayed up the whole night before flying out to London (from Cali) and got there in the morning and I was ready to go and party
and do touristy shit
>>57492038
fuck off you little scruff
>>57492097
thats too much sleep
I'll need to be really tired to be able to sleep on the plane
lads do i need to revise for a driving theory test or can i wing it and likely pass?
>>57492038
let's go finger each other in La'go la
>>57492038
Come down Ilson youth
rate me lads
>>57491990
norfolk
>>57492049
yes im not convinced meslef
just wait till they make one i reckon
>>57492141
0/0.5
>>57492070
she really does have cracking legs
and wottabum
>>57492124
a lot of it is just common sense really.
Everytime when I hear Grunge I can't understand peaple,listening 1D or Taylor swift or any other music like that
>>57492066
impossible I'm hard as fuck even by scouse standards you prissy little bitch
>>57492116
baghead
>>57492125
alri, they sell grolsh in there for fairly cheap
>>57492127
I am a certified madman, never been calm
>2010 was 6 years ago
Reminder
>>57492121
oh
id slep regardless how long is flight
>>57492181
need her to wrap her legs around me like that right now
just severed my left index finger
>Everytime when I hear Grunge I can't understand peaple,listening 1D or Taylor swift or any other music like that
>>57492181
rly like this image
done a back
>>57492124
you spend like £60 and wait for weeks to do it
do some revision dozy lad
>just severed my left index finger
>>57492311
wb x
>>57492335
£60?
i paid £23
>>57492213
11 hours
>>57492588
surely youd sleep that anyway
hope u get gud films
