This is NOT an Mi5 thread I promise edition
crayon pop?
>>57484373
It would be mi6 not mi5 cocksnot
karen
>>57485162
for what purpose
karen maisie hannah sersh azusa
>>57485162
No it wouldn't you moron
And neither would be dealing with TV licences anyway
hey guys
>>57485162
mi6 doesnt do domestic business you fucking honeydew
norman domes
heh heh, baited
︃>>57486941
alright
>>57485162
plonker
>>57486819
why do people like shemales? its so boring and ugly
this is my kind of thing
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459917734478.webm
REEEEE There's a rat or mouse between my ceiling and the floor above.
*picks up my copy of the daily mail*
"bloody immigrants"
*puts down my copy of the daily mail*
"hmm"
*picks up my copy of the guardian*
"BLOODY RACISTS".
>>57486958
finally understand that post a few days ago
>>57487004
sick reference brah
>like girl
>she likes me
>want to fuck the shit out of her
>has possessive BF
>she is scared of him
How do I fuck?
>>57486978
Not reading all that. What's the jist of it?
︃>︃>57487004
*checks the runt cage*
*one of the runts is missing*
*slams the alarm*
>>57485162
spastic
>>57487004
dont you hoiyt mister jingles he be a circus mouse
>>57487043
be a decent human being and dont?
>>57487043
wrap him around a tree
>>57487082
this desu
︃>︃>57486996
virus do not click
Got this mate with the surname "Davoud". He looks completely White, pink skinned blonde with blue eyes, but I'm 100% certain that Davoud is in fact a Muslim surname.
But when I searched through his family members on facebook, I couldn't find any pakis.
Weird that, lads.
have no friends irl but thats ok cuz i have u guys
*has an coker-colar*
*teeth stick to each other for the rest of the evening*
ahh erm hmm well does it oh is it err uh ummmmm errrrrrrrr well ermfmmm willy
*simultaneously reads both the quran and financial times*
Ahh yes very impressive
>>57487082
lol no. The guys a cunt who treats her like shit and rules her life.
>>57487127
kysmm
>>57487043
You only have her word for that, and it's probably all lies.
>>57487149
the things I would do to that fanny x
>>57486996
shemales are also beyond me
>have to do the ironing
>>57487127
*turns away from you*
*looks over my shoulder in disgust and walks away*
>>57487153
so that justifies being a cunt yourself and inviting harm on her if he finds out?
you're a twat mate. soz.
Really need to do something about this too but that's a story for another day. Time to cook.
>>57484428
Who here is a gardener from Manchester?
*has an epiphany*
What Europe needs today is Jesus!
>>57487116
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davoud
its an iranian (and therefore 100% white) name
>>57487153
you touch her and ill kill you, i swear it
mi5: i wont actually, because killing is inhumane and the poor boy will have done nothing to warrant it and i would never kill anyone unless my life or another's depended on it and by jingo would i be praying for absolution in the days and nights afterwards
︃>︃>57487189
>have to
yeah heaven forbid those creases don't get ironed out
>>57487153
Haha, you think any taken girl has ever told another guy she wants to fuck that her boyfriend is a good bloke?
Get real.
>>57487217
Me lad
>>57487045
Trudeau fucking the entire country, pouring money down the drain, and destroying our electoral system so its rigged towards the Liberals always winning forever.
>>57487129
good night
Stephen Fry is the most insufferable oaf Britain has produced. He makes Piers Morgan seem fantastic.
Seriously can't stand the cunt
>>57487204
you are grim
I won't dance, don't ask me
>>57487204
literally looks exactly like my grandma in yorkshires kitchen
overheard that thailad is a fishmonger from nottingham using a proxy
can anyone confirm?
lads being the "good guy" has never got me anywhere I don't know why i try, Whenever I help someone out with money or other shit I never get any thanks or anything in return. Fuck being nice to people now, I'm just going to be neutral or manipulate people now.
>>57487251
Bit homophobic m8
wood berry
>>57487240
Do you like ludacris?
doing HIIT shuttle runs up the stairs tbf lads
calves looking yoked
>i intend on reproducing
alri lads, what are you up to tonight then?
>Monday
>do nothing all day
>Tuesday
>get up early
>shower
>dress nice
>catch several buses
>spend the day watching films in bed and fucking a qt I've been seeing
>go out to drink with mates
>Wednesday
>do nothing all day
>Thursday
>probably do nothing all day
>Friday
>probably do nothing all day
Does anyone else have hybrid extroverted/introverted or normie/autist feels depending on the day?
>Stephen Fry is the most insufferable oaf Britain has produced. He makes Piers Morgan seem fantastic.
>Seriously can't stand the cunt
︃>︃>57487262
Everyone is going down the dance floor lad cmon it'll be a laugh just come m8.
I just want to dance
>>57487273
It's a long game, lad, spiritual rewards
>>57487242
w-what
>>57487251
why dont you like him
"hes fat and gay" isnt an answer
he is genuinely intelligent beneath the pseudo intellectual reddit veneer and very well spoken (and an excellent comic actor)
>>57487273
>the god of hellfire is born
>lads being the "good guy" has never got me anywhere I don't know why i try, Whenever I help someone out with money or other shit I never get any thanks or anything in return. Fuck being nice to people now, I'm just going to be neutral or manipulate people now.
>>57487240
an uphill gardener?
>>57487273
just be you'reself. a gf is guaranteed
>>57487296
In bed desu
>>57487204
this is why i need a gf
who will clean up my mess when mommy isnt around?
>>57487212
ILewd
what do you reckon is the most enjoyable job lads?
>>57487273
Just fuck her. Just know that you can't complain when it turns into mad drama.
*tries to ice-skate uphill*
Learned a new word today lads
"Mephistophelian"
going to start using it often so people call me a pretentious prick.
>>57487345
Absolutely
>>57487392
pretentious prick
>>57487327
His Atheism is genuinely cringe-worthy. I'm no theist, but his arguments always boil down to childish "if there's a god y is there death? :(" or "Christians? HAHAHAHA FUCKING DOLTS"
>lads being the "good guy" has never got me anywhere I don't know why i try, Whenever I help someone out with money or other shit I never get any thanks or anything in return. Fuck being nice to people now, I'm just going to be neutral or manipulate people now.
>>57487366
english teacher in japan
>>57487194
Still gonna do it.
>>57487327
shhh
>>57487300
yeah
some days im a complete normie, others i'm an autist
these past two days i've been sleeping until 2pm and then lying in bed all day shitposting and doing wanks
but tomorrow i'm gonna go out with a bunch of mates
>>57487366
Whatever it is David Beckham does these days
>Don't bring Ed Milibands dad into the debate! That's unfair!
>HAHA, David Camerons dad avoided tax! Dave should resign!
I despair for this country.
>>57487212
che diavolo
>>57487204
what are you going for in the end la?
>>57487366
Bisexual (not just by profession) male porn star
me and the lads
>>57487366
being paid to live the life I currently live
>>57487366
4chan janitor
>Mephistophelian
>>57487366
Blowjob
>>57487392
very kafkaesque
>>57487385
*pushes ur bum from behind*
>Don't bring Ed Milibands dad into the debate! That's unfair!
>HAHA, David Camerons dad avoided tax! Dave should resign!
I despair for this country.
Ah yes very impressive
>>57487449
nice skirt
>>57487429
ree im pissed at you
do you like this one or not please
>>57487392
no need for big words; already disregarded the entirety of your post from the anime picture
>>57487412
yeah fair he is a bit of a prat about religion
opinion on chris hitchens?
WHO TOLD YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR PAVEL
>>57487490
oh shit, I'm in the Blade porn parody
>>57487496
grim
>>57487366
the lad from faketaxi. getting paid to shag slags all day
>>57487240
>>57487285
>no answer
i'll take that as a yes
do you like Jackson "Jacko" Strong?
>>57487479
excellent post
>>57487436
EPITAPH!
>>57487435
You do realise there are millions of people and hundreds of news outlets all with different opinions and political biases lmao
Your comment makes me despair for this country.
waiting for new pc parts to arrive so i can build it and enjoy it
first time getting a new pc in 8 years
>>57487296
Need to cop
>Furniture
>Bag
>gym kit
>water bottle
>work shirts & trousers
RRRREEEEEEEEEE such fucking hassle.
>>57487505
yeah its ok
going to have a shower
>you fell into the rabbit hole
why lads, why? id even take being an antifa mong like pic related over being moderately right wing nowadays
if she's under 17 might just let her go dip and suck
>>57487556
>buying a new pc when new gfx are around the corner
RASHEED
>>57487562
you starting at the gym or something?
>>57487574
what do you even mean by this?
laughed with my chin resting on my fist so rather than my jaw swinging the top half of my skull raised and closed like a faulty portcullis and at the end i breathed in a peculiar enough way to cause a sort of weedy snoring noise which i found very amusing and laughed even more at
>>57487526
Got double my (You) income. Played like a harp mate
>>57487569
see you in there x
>>57487255
My desk is always awful but the rest of the house I normally keep on top of but my kid has been on holiday so I've been lazy
>>57487535
rurururu
>>57487611
learn to read, bruce lee
>>57487496
>drinking milk ever
>drinking milk with dinner
>drinking milk from a Stella glass
fucking hell. Steak looks like it's cooked badly too.
That Swede though? +1 if it is.
>>57487611
not him but im assuming he means being red pilled is a painful existence and he wishes he could go back to the blissful ignorance he once held before going down the rabbit hole
>>57487556
What you getting, bruh?
Here's mine.
>that dutch referendum had 30% turnout
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-7zYBKgzfs
>>57487640
>my kid
>>57487663
bingo la
>have a (You)
can someone explain the rasheed meme
ah yes heres my pc """"bruh"""" look at all the whizzy bits and lights
>>57487496
did you just microwave that steak
>>57487610
yes pham, time to graduate from calisthenics and pissing around dumbbells 2bh.
took a cheeky shit on the mens bathroom floor at my local asda lads, sticking around to wait for peope to walk in and walk out in disgust
>world and illusion in the same sentence
>>57487657
no it ain't you paki
>>57487710
Rasheed
So... has anyone done anything illgeal recently?
*taps hidden microphone nervously*
>>57487650
>>57487564
or this one
︃>︃>57487709
Thanks for the (You). I'd give one back but I can't afford it right now.
>>57487609
>around the corner
pascal isn't coming out until 2017 tbhfam
>>57487679
6600k + r9 390x
getting the daily AAV in
>>57487663
>being red pilled
brainwashed by pol into believing everyone else is brainwashed by jews
>>57487754
shagged a pig last night
oh wait, that was yer mam!
>>57487754
downloaded an album of music for free
>>57487772
the hampton one is better desu
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
>>57487685
think its because no-one cares about ukraine
>(color)pilled
>>57487791
good goy
>>57487574
iktfb
>want to build a PC
>afraid I'll fuck it up somehow
Real madrid? more like really shit haha
>>57487440
https://youtu.be/gwcv4QJf_JE
>>57487817
well will probably be adding both anyway so theyll be there if you want them
>>57487874
you have a problem
>>57487744
The only people who have their meat well done are fannies who are scared of a little blood.
Do you also avoid all fruit and veg and sleep with the upstairs light on?
>how do you fire someone over fat?
>IT'S FAT
Scripted American reality shows are just weird
>>57487240
Know anything about shrubberies?
>>57487864
it is literally assembling electronic legos
>I own a gaming PC
*Literally and figuratively puts you in the bin*
>>57487754
>watch tha telly
>no TV license
nawteh
lads, what would happen if you went up to a cop and said "I have just broken the law" but didnt say which law you broke? would he be required to detain you or something
>>57487685
our EU elections get the same
>Dad...I-I've got something to tell you...
>What is it son?
>Well..I'm...I'm g-gay
>y-you are? Well...I guess it's 2016 right? Nothing wrong with that. So who's your bf?
>w-well he's actually coming around to meet you now
>Really? Who is he?
>it's stephen fry
>oh god
>GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING I STICK MY SMELLY COCK IN YOUR SONS FACE.
>>57487909
there's sewede in the pic you prole
>>57487864
>tfw putting £200 cpu in
>hear a loud "crunch"
>panic.png
woat feel when building a computer
>>57487885
big fan of this layout tbf
>>57487902
thanks lad
>>57487864
Mate I built mine just following youtube tutorials
I didn't have a scooby doo
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DINDU NUFFIN
>MUSLIMS
>STALIN
>BLACKS
Who /Anarcho-Monarchist/ here?
on the double decker bus to manchester lads
>>57487942
Depends. Are you black?
>>57487949
*swirls this gimmick around in my glass*
*breathes deeply*
mmm yes, very well-aged gimmick we have here. Leave the bottle.
>>57488031
wow he's loving it
>>57487959
Look mate, don't get fucking cheeky or I'm gonna come around and turn the landing light off while you're asleep.
who /anarcho-millibandite/ here?
>>57487885
>THIS PERSON HAS A LOT OF MONEY HOW DARE HE
???
>>57488036
i wonder what she's thinking about
>>57487909
The "raw is better, well done is for pussies" is such a reddit meme 2bh
the dads gf
>GAYon pop
>>57487885
why is it that as soon as people hold these views they also want hundreds of thousands of immigrants and refugees to enter the country every year
>>57487718
nice one la
>>57488054
yes
>>57488036
Why would anyone want to spend a night in city that reeks of piss and vomit?
business idea: win the lotto
>liking pink meat
enjoy your parasites
>>57487744
well done can barely be called meat desu
only a fucking spaz gets it well done
>>57487906
Probably desu
>>57488117
I'm not someone who tries to give it the old big I am by saying I eat bloody meat, but meat with some juice still in it tastes so much better than well done meat.
I usually have mine medium.
>>57488179
*invests*
Business idea: Higher taxes and more immigrants
business idea: don't wank for as long as you can until you're compelled to go out and get a gf and shag her
>>57488108
Completely misrepresenting what it says, if youre happy with the elite lying through their teeth and avoiding tax while the rest of society has to pay their fair share then i dont know what to say
>>57488193
>well done can barely be called meat
can't stand plebs who go on about this
My sack is heavy with cum.
I'm a girl btw
*flickers eyelashes*
>>57488036
Always enjoyed this comfy gimmick. Must be at least a year and a half old.
Adore this profile in girls.
Any money on her being Spanish.
>>57488148
ty la
Incidentally I'm discolad/choonposter ngl
>well done can barely be called meat desu
>only a fucking spaz gets it well done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCc8IEvh70w
>>57488246
I can't blame them because I'd do the same
>>57488154
Then he would arrest you on suspicion of affray
>>57488270
far older than that lad. at least 3.
reading the anarcho-milibandite manifesto
wankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwaknwankwankwankwankwankwankwank
>I spent £2,500 of my dads money on a "gaming PC" just so to have more pixels on my screen when I play my manchild games
>>57488324
Was tempted to say two years old but thought I might be pushing it. Can't for the life of me remember seeing it as early as 2013 though.
need a good old war to break out really soon so i can join the army
>Who cares if Ed Milibands dad was a communist? No one should be held accountable for the views or actions of their father.
>What? David Camerons dad legally avoided tax? David Cameron should resign!
Politics in this country is a fucking mess, and we have the absolute worst newspaper journalism of any western country.
We literally knew all of this about Camerons dad in 2012 when The Guardian reported on it.
Fucking filthy casuals who get all their political opinions from images shared on Facebook boil my piss.
>use local tanning bed shop regularly
>eliminates any acne
>healthy tan looks better than being a ghost
>have to use tanning accelerator on my legs as they don't tan well
>stuff he sells sucks and is expensive
>use my own stuff
Is it cheeky to ask him to keep my own tanning stuff there? I hate having to carry it in and hide it in a plastic bag all the time.
>>57488320
Its the fact cameron is a massive hypocrite about it, in a speech yesterday saying he didnt benefit in any way from his dads tax avoidance
when in reality his dad having extra money from not paying tax helped pay for his expensive private school, lavish university life and sizeable inheritance
When we will she do some hardcore lads?
>>57488387
unironically false equivalency
yankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscumyankscum
>>57488388
bent cunt
>>57487949
ghastly, horrible boy
Anyone watching Employable Me?
It's full of autists who all 100% browse here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35968787
what the fuck is up with the bbc recently? pedalling out white guilt propaganda
>>57488437
who is she
>>57488388
Enjoy your cancer
This 'commuting' gimmick isn't so bad desu, reading 100 pages a day haha.
BROKEN BRITAIN
>>57488273
best poster 2bh
>>57488387
>trying to pass off political views as being identical to tax avoidance
going to vote no to the EU
>>57487906
But black pudding is good for you.
>>57488485
Maria Ryabushkina.
Watch some of her videos and let me know what you think. Legs are unbelievable.
getting the daily commie twitter in
Runt
Plonker
Spastic
Twat
Nonce
Mong
Did i miss anyone?
wew dis law-fedora niqqa need to hit that cardio.
business idea: do the "business idea" gimmick on /brit/
>>57488527
this image has already been debunked. nice try thoughj
dubs i drink
>>57488466
Get with the times. I saw 2 ol' boy builders going in when I was leaving the other day.
I work with a right bunch of lads and none of them see it as anything out of the ordinary.
>>57488503
You get cancer from fucking anything. As long as you do it in moderation and don't turn yourself into a leather handbag you should be fine.
ABSOLUTE BLOODY DISGRACE
>Why no, I did not spend that £2,500 on a home gym, a decent car, some decent clothes or even surgery to fix my ugly virgin face...
>I spent it on a "gaming PC"...
>Because there is a difference between 30FPS and 60FPS, you see.
business idea: mail the oneitis a packet of my blood
>>57488600
Watcha drinking?
Doing a wank thinking about a lad I work with who has a nice arse.
>>57488605
i've got really pale legs. what should i do?
