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This is NOT an Mi5 thread I promise edition
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crayon pop?
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>>57484373
It would be mi6 not mi5 cocksnot
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karen
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>>57485162
for what purpose
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karen maisie hannah sersh azusa
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>>57485162
No it wouldn't you moron

And neither would be dealing with TV licences anyway
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hey guys
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>>57485162
mi6 doesnt do domestic business you fucking honeydew
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norman domes
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heh heh, baited
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>>57486941
alright
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>>57485162
plonker
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>>57486819
why do people like shemales? its so boring and ugly
this is my kind of thing
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459917734478.webm
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REEEEE There's a rat or mouse between my ceiling and the floor above.
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*picks up my copy of the daily mail*
"bloody immigrants"
*puts down my copy of the daily mail*
"hmm"
*picks up my copy of the guardian*
"BLOODY RACISTS".
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>>57486958
finally understand that post a few days ago
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>>57487004
sick reference brah
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>like girl
>she likes me
>want to fuck the shit out of her
>has possessive BF
>she is scared of him

How do I fuck?
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>>57486978
Not reading all that. What's the jist of it?
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︃>︃>57487004
*checks the runt cage*

*one of the runts is missing*

*slams the alarm*
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>>57485162
spastic
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>>57487004
dont you hoiyt mister jingles he be a circus mouse
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>>57487043

be a decent human being and dont?
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>>57487043
wrap him around a tree

>>57487082
this desu
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︃>︃>57486996
virus do not click
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Got this mate with the surname "Davoud". He looks completely White, pink skinned blonde with blue eyes, but I'm 100% certain that Davoud is in fact a Muslim surname.

But when I searched through his family members on facebook, I couldn't find any pakis.

Weird that, lads.
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have no friends irl but thats ok cuz i have u guys
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*has an coker-colar*
*teeth stick to each other for the rest of the evening*
ahh erm hmm well does it oh is it err uh ummmmm errrrrrrrr well ermfmmm willy
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*simultaneously reads both the quran and financial times*

Ahh yes very impressive
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>>57487082
lol no. The guys a cunt who treats her like shit and rules her life.
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>>57487127
kysmm
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>>57487043

You only have her word for that, and it's probably all lies.
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>>57487149
the things I would do to that fanny x
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>>57486996
shemales are also beyond me
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>have to do the ironing
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>>57487127
*turns away from you*
*looks over my shoulder in disgust and walks away*
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>>57487153

so that justifies being a cunt yourself and inviting harm on her if he finds out?

you're a twat mate. soz.
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Really need to do something about this too but that's a story for another day. Time to cook.
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>>57484428
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Who here is a gardener from Manchester?
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*has an epiphany*
What Europe needs today is Jesus!
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>>57487116
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davoud
its an iranian (and therefore 100% white) name

>>57487153
you touch her and ill kill you, i swear it
mi5: i wont actually, because killing is inhumane and the poor boy will have done nothing to warrant it and i would never kill anyone unless my life or another's depended on it and by jingo would i be praying for absolution in the days and nights afterwards
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︃>︃>57487189
>have to

yeah heaven forbid those creases don't get ironed out
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>>57487153

Haha, you think any taken girl has ever told another guy she wants to fuck that her boyfriend is a good bloke?

Get real.
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>>57487217
Me lad
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>>57487045
Trudeau fucking the entire country, pouring money down the drain, and destroying our electoral system so its rigged towards the Liberals always winning forever.
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>>57487129
good night
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Stephen Fry is the most insufferable oaf Britain has produced. He makes Piers Morgan seem fantastic.
Seriously can't stand the cunt
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>>57487204
you are grim
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I won't dance, don't ask me
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>>57487204
literally looks exactly like my grandma in yorkshires kitchen
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overheard that thailad is a fishmonger from nottingham using a proxy
can anyone confirm?
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lads being the "good guy" has never got me anywhere I don't know why i try, Whenever I help someone out with money or other shit I never get any thanks or anything in return. Fuck being nice to people now, I'm just going to be neutral or manipulate people now.
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>>57487251
Bit homophobic m8
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wood berry
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>>57487240
Do you like ludacris?
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doing HIIT shuttle runs up the stairs tbf lads

calves looking yoked
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>i intend on reproducing
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alri lads, what are you up to tonight then?
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>Monday
>do nothing all day

>Tuesday
>get up early
>shower
>dress nice
>catch several buses
>spend the day watching films in bed and fucking a qt I've been seeing
>go out to drink with mates

>Wednesday
>do nothing all day

>Thursday
>probably do nothing all day

>Friday
>probably do nothing all day

Does anyone else have hybrid extroverted/introverted or normie/autist feels depending on the day?
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>Stephen Fry is the most insufferable oaf Britain has produced. He makes Piers Morgan seem fantastic.
>Seriously can't stand the cunt
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︃>︃>57487262
Everyone is going down the dance floor lad cmon it'll be a laugh just come m8.
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I just want to dance
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>>57487273
It's a long game, lad, spiritual rewards
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>>57487242
w-what

>>57487251
why dont you like him
"hes fat and gay" isnt an answer
he is genuinely intelligent beneath the pseudo intellectual reddit veneer and very well spoken (and an excellent comic actor)
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>>57487273
>the god of hellfire is born
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>lads being the "good guy" has never got me anywhere I don't know why i try, Whenever I help someone out with money or other shit I never get any thanks or anything in return. Fuck being nice to people now, I'm just going to be neutral or manipulate people now.
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>>57487240

an uphill gardener?
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>>57487273
just be you'reself. a gf is guaranteed
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>>57487296
In bed desu
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>>57487204
this is why i need a gf
who will clean up my mess when mommy isnt around?
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>>57487212
ILewd
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what do you reckon is the most enjoyable job lads?
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>>57487273

Just fuck her. Just know that you can't complain when it turns into mad drama.
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*tries to ice-skate uphill*
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Learned a new word today lads

"Mephistophelian"

going to start using it often so people call me a pretentious prick.
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>>57487345
Absolutely
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>>57487392
pretentious prick
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>>57487327
His Atheism is genuinely cringe-worthy. I'm no theist, but his arguments always boil down to childish "if there's a god y is there death? :(" or "Christians? HAHAHAHA FUCKING DOLTS"
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>lads being the "good guy" has never got me anywhere I don't know why i try, Whenever I help someone out with money or other shit I never get any thanks or anything in return. Fuck being nice to people now, I'm just going to be neutral or manipulate people now.
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>>57487366
english teacher in japan
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>>57487194
Still gonna do it.
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>>57487327
shhh
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>>57487300
yeah
some days im a complete normie, others i'm an autist

these past two days i've been sleeping until 2pm and then lying in bed all day shitposting and doing wanks

but tomorrow i'm gonna go out with a bunch of mates
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>>57487366
Whatever it is David Beckham does these days
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>Don't bring Ed Milibands dad into the debate! That's unfair!

>HAHA, David Camerons dad avoided tax! Dave should resign!


I despair for this country.
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>>57487212
che diavolo
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>>57487204
what are you going for in the end la?
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>>57487366
Bisexual (not just by profession) male porn star
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me and the lads
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>>57487366
being paid to live the life I currently live
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>>57487366
4chan janitor
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>Mephistophelian
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>>57487366
Blowjob
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>>57487392
very kafkaesque
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>>57487385
*pushes ur bum from behind*
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>Don't bring Ed Milibands dad into the debate! That's unfair!

>HAHA, David Camerons dad avoided tax! Dave should resign!


I despair for this country.
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Ah yes very impressive
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>>57487449
nice skirt
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>>57487429
ree im pissed at you

do you like this one or not please
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>>57487392
no need for big words; already disregarded the entirety of your post from the anime picture

>>57487412
yeah fair he is a bit of a prat about religion
opinion on chris hitchens?
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WHO TOLD YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR PAVEL
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>>57487490
oh shit, I'm in the Blade porn parody
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>>57487496
grim
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>>57487366
the lad from faketaxi. getting paid to shag slags all day
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>>57487240
>>57487285
>no answer

i'll take that as a yes

do you like Jackson "Jacko" Strong?
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>>57487479
excellent post
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>>57487436
EPITAPH!
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>>57487435
You do realise there are millions of people and hundreds of news outlets all with different opinions and political biases lmao

Your comment makes me despair for this country.
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waiting for new pc parts to arrive so i can build it and enjoy it

first time getting a new pc in 8 years
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>>57487296
Need to cop
>Furniture
>Bag
>gym kit
>water bottle
>work shirts & trousers

RRRREEEEEEEEEE such fucking hassle.
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>>57487505
yeah its ok
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going to have a shower
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>you fell into the rabbit hole
why lads, why? id even take being an antifa mong like pic related over being moderately right wing nowadays
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if she's under 17 might just let her go dip and suck
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>>57487556
>buying a new pc when new gfx are around the corner

RASHEED
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>>57487562
you starting at the gym or something?
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>>57487574
what do you even mean by this?
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laughed with my chin resting on my fist so rather than my jaw swinging the top half of my skull raised and closed like a faulty portcullis and at the end i breathed in a peculiar enough way to cause a sort of weedy snoring noise which i found very amusing and laughed even more at
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>>57487526
Got double my (You) income. Played like a harp mate
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>>57487569

see you in there x
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>>57487255
My desk is always awful but the rest of the house I normally keep on top of but my kid has been on holiday so I've been lazy
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>>57487535
rurururu
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>>57487611
learn to read, bruce lee
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>>57487496
>drinking milk ever
>drinking milk with dinner
>drinking milk from a Stella glass

fucking hell. Steak looks like it's cooked badly too.

That Swede though? +1 if it is.
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>>57487611
not him but im assuming he means being red pilled is a painful existence and he wishes he could go back to the blissful ignorance he once held before going down the rabbit hole
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>>57487556
What you getting, bruh?

Here's mine.
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>that dutch referendum had 30% turnout

KEK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-7zYBKgzfs
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>>57487640

>my kid
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>>57487663
bingo la
>have a (You)
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can someone explain the rasheed meme
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ah yes heres my pc """"bruh"""" look at all the whizzy bits and lights
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>>57487496
did you just microwave that steak
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>>57487610
yes pham, time to graduate from calisthenics and pissing around dumbbells 2bh.
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took a cheeky shit on the mens bathroom floor at my local asda lads, sticking around to wait for peope to walk in and walk out in disgust
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>world and illusion in the same sentence
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>>57487657

no it ain't you paki
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>>57487710
Rasheed
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So... has anyone done anything illgeal recently?
*taps hidden microphone nervously*
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>>57487650
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>>57487564
or this one
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︃>︃>57487709
Thanks for the (You). I'd give one back but I can't afford it right now.
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>>57487609
>around the corner

pascal isn't coming out until 2017 tbhfam
>>57487679
6600k + r9 390x
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getting the daily AAV in
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>>57487663
>being red pilled
brainwashed by pol into believing everyone else is brainwashed by jews
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>>57487754

shagged a pig last night

oh wait, that was yer mam!
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>>57487754
downloaded an album of music for free
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>>57487772
the hampton one is better desu
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http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
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>>57487685
think its because no-one cares about ukraine
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>(color)pilled
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>>57487791
good goy
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>>57487574

iktfb
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>want to build a PC
>afraid I'll fuck it up somehow
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Real madrid? more like really shit haha
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>>57487440
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https://youtu.be/gwcv4QJf_JE
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>>57487817
well will probably be adding both anyway so theyll be there if you want them
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>>57487874

you have a problem
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>>57487744
The only people who have their meat well done are fannies who are scared of a little blood.

Do you also avoid all fruit and veg and sleep with the upstairs light on?
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>how do you fire someone over fat?
>IT'S FAT

Scripted American reality shows are just weird
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>>57487240
Know anything about shrubberies?
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>>57487864
it is literally assembling electronic legos
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>I own a gaming PC

*Literally and figuratively puts you in the bin*
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>>57487754
>watch tha telly
>no TV license
nawteh
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lads, what would happen if you went up to a cop and said "I have just broken the law" but didnt say which law you broke? would he be required to detain you or something
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>>57487685

our EU elections get the same
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>Dad...I-I've got something to tell you...
>What is it son?
>Well..I'm...I'm g-gay
>y-you are? Well...I guess it's 2016 right? Nothing wrong with that. So who's your bf?
>w-well he's actually coming around to meet you now
>Really? Who is he?
>it's stephen fry
>oh god
>GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING I STICK MY SMELLY COCK IN YOUR SONS FACE.
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>>57487909

there's sewede in the pic you prole
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>>57487864
>tfw putting £200 cpu in
>hear a loud "crunch"
>panic.png

woat feel when building a computer
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>>57487885
big fan of this layout tbf
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>>57487902
thanks lad
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>>57487864
Mate I built mine just following youtube tutorials

I didn't have a scooby doo
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LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DINDU NUFFIN
>MUSLIMS
>STALIN
>BLACKS
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Who /Anarcho-Monarchist/ here?
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on the double decker bus to manchester lads
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>>57487942
Depends. Are you black?
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>>57487949
*swirls this gimmick around in my glass*

*breathes deeply*

mmm yes, very well-aged gimmick we have here. Leave the bottle.
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>>57488031

wow he's loving it
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>>57487959
Look mate, don't get fucking cheeky or I'm gonna come around and turn the landing light off while you're asleep.
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who /anarcho-millibandite/ here?
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>>57487885
>THIS PERSON HAS A LOT OF MONEY HOW DARE HE

???
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>>57488036
i wonder what she's thinking about
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>>57487909
The "raw is better, well done is for pussies" is such a reddit meme 2bh
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the dads gf
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>GAYon pop
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>>57487885
why is it that as soon as people hold these views they also want hundreds of thousands of immigrants and refugees to enter the country every year
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>>57487718
nice one la
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>>57488054
yes
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>>57488036
Why would anyone want to spend a night in city that reeks of piss and vomit?
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business idea: win the lotto
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>liking pink meat

enjoy your parasites
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>>57487744

well done can barely be called meat desu
only a fucking spaz gets it well done
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>>57487906
Probably desu
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>>57488117
I'm not someone who tries to give it the old big I am by saying I eat bloody meat, but meat with some juice still in it tastes so much better than well done meat.

I usually have mine medium.
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>>57488179
*invests*
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Business idea: Higher taxes and more immigrants
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business idea: don't wank for as long as you can until you're compelled to go out and get a gf and shag her
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>>57488108
Completely misrepresenting what it says, if youre happy with the elite lying through their teeth and avoiding tax while the rest of society has to pay their fair share then i dont know what to say
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>>57488193
>well done can barely be called meat

can't stand plebs who go on about this
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My sack is heavy with cum.
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I'm a girl btw
*flickers eyelashes*
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>>57488036
Always enjoyed this comfy gimmick. Must be at least a year and a half old.

Adore this profile in girls.

Any money on her being Spanish.
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>>57488148
ty la

Incidentally I'm discolad/choonposter ngl
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>well done can barely be called meat desu
>only a fucking spaz gets it well done
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCc8IEvh70w
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>>57488246
I can't blame them because I'd do the same
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>>57488154
Then he would arrest you on suspicion of affray
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>>57488270

far older than that lad. at least 3.
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reading the anarcho-milibandite manifesto
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>I spent £2,500 of my dads money on a "gaming PC" just so to have more pixels on my screen when I play my manchild games
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>>57488324
Was tempted to say two years old but thought I might be pushing it. Can't for the life of me remember seeing it as early as 2013 though.
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need a good old war to break out really soon so i can join the army
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>Who cares if Ed Milibands dad was a communist? No one should be held accountable for the views or actions of their father.

>What? David Camerons dad legally avoided tax? David Cameron should resign!

Politics in this country is a fucking mess, and we have the absolute worst newspaper journalism of any western country.

We literally knew all of this about Camerons dad in 2012 when The Guardian reported on it.

Fucking filthy casuals who get all their political opinions from images shared on Facebook boil my piss.
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>use local tanning bed shop regularly
>eliminates any acne
>healthy tan looks better than being a ghost
>have to use tanning accelerator on my legs as they don't tan well
>stuff he sells sucks and is expensive
>use my own stuff

Is it cheeky to ask him to keep my own tanning stuff there? I hate having to carry it in and hide it in a plastic bag all the time.
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>>57488322
ok
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>>57488320
Its the fact cameron is a massive hypocrite about it, in a speech yesterday saying he didnt benefit in any way from his dads tax avoidance

when in reality his dad having extra money from not paying tax helped pay for his expensive private school, lavish university life and sizeable inheritance
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When we will she do some hardcore lads?
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>>57488387
unironically false equivalency
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>>57488388

bent cunt
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>>57487949
ghastly, horrible boy
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Anyone watching Employable Me?

It's full of autists who all 100% browse here
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35968787

what the fuck is up with the bbc recently? pedalling out white guilt propaganda
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>>57488437

who is she
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>>57488388
Enjoy your cancer
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This 'commuting' gimmick isn't so bad desu, reading 100 pages a day haha.
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BROKEN BRITAIN
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>>57488273
best poster 2bh
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>>57488387
>>57488388
>>57488430
>>57488483
dont care
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>>57488387
>trying to pass off political views as being identical to tax avoidance
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going to vote no to the EU
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>>57487906
But black pudding is good for you.
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>>57488485
Maria Ryabushkina.

Watch some of her videos and let me know what you think. Legs are unbelievable.
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getting the daily commie twitter in
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Runt
Plonker
Spastic
Twat
Nonce
Mong

Did i miss anyone?
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wew dis law-fedora niqqa need to hit that cardio.
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business idea: do the "business idea" gimmick on /brit/
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>>57488527
this image has already been debunked. nice try thoughj
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dubs i drink
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>>57488466
Get with the times. I saw 2 ol' boy builders going in when I was leaving the other day.

I work with a right bunch of lads and none of them see it as anything out of the ordinary.

>>57488503
You get cancer from fucking anything. As long as you do it in moderation and don't turn yourself into a leather handbag you should be fine.
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ABSOLUTE BLOODY DISGRACE
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>Why no, I did not spend that £2,500 on a home gym, a decent car, some decent clothes or even surgery to fix my ugly virgin face...

>I spent it on a "gaming PC"...
>Because there is a difference between 30FPS and 60FPS, you see.
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business idea: mail the oneitis a packet of my blood
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>>57488600
Watcha drinking?
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>>57488600
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Doing a wank thinking about a lad I work with who has a nice arse.
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>>57488605

i've got really pale legs. what should i do?
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*stands still and closes eyes*
*begins to sway gently*
*emits positive vibes*
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>>57488644
would decap you with an axe if there were no laws bud
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>>57488627
>bet 99% of you wont

Well I'm not proving them right, reposting now
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>>57488627

soldiers earn £18k a year for killing children ah very impressive
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>>57488679
thanks lad, i always knew i did
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>>57488679
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>>57488472
don't think we'd get BANANA much of the tourettes sufferers here SHITBUCKET
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>>57488644
>2500
>a decent car
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*the swaying intensifies*
*someone begins to scream*
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>>57488684
Use a tanning bed or wait until summer and get outside every time it's sunny with your shorts on.

If you've got fair skin try 6 minutes to start and then try 9-12.
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>>57488527
>>57488627
Loving the facebook fodder wessex lad
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Best areas to visit during nighttime, where you won't get stabbed or mugged?
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screaming
>>
BTFO
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*****ONE (You) = £1000 of bankers bonuses transferred to are lads in the trenches!*****
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>>57488437

what went wrong?
>>
Has anyone bought a car by themselves? I'm have my heart set on one I saw at a dealership but I'm a little unsure how it works.

Do I just go in, have a look and buy it? Do I drive it home that day?

I'm really nervous about it and don't have anyone to go with.
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>>57488659
cider
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>>57488218
Medium rare all the way to the bank.
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>>57488805
>Do I just go in, have a look and buy it? Do I drive it home that day?

yeah
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>>57488798
more like taco belle lmao
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*i am now swaying in a 180 degree arc*
*the positive vibes are so intense that anyone touched by them either breaks into fits of manic laughter or lets out a shriek before dropping down dead*
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>>57488644
>mfw I'm a good looking, well adjusted white male with a decent job and plenty of disposable income who can also drive and spent 1500 on a PC because I can

Sounds like you're projecting and/or jealous.
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add himinim
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holy shit, just realised australia's population is 23 million, thought it was more like 35m


they're not full at all.
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>why yes, i can name off porn stars
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>>57488679
where do you work?

i have a nice bum
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>>57488805
go in with your dad and play good cop bad cop
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>>57488798
She got fat
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>>57488786

Pretty much everywhere.
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>>57488805
>Do I just go in, have a look and buy it? Do I drive it home that day?

yeah

>>57488811
Can I have some?
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>>57488805
Lowball the fuckers laddo
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*the swaying slows*
*the screaming stops*
*/brit/ is at peace once more*
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>>57488805
They'll overprice you and take you for a mug

But basically yeah, you can just walk in and buy it.
>>
call me Mr. Flintstone I can make your bed rock
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>>57488805
lowball like fucking mad

if a car has a 7k price tag the dealer paid 2k for it, offer 3k
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#needamanlikethis
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hey jamma jamma
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>>57488805
the fact you made this post tells me you will get ripped off on your own
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>>57488752
Yeah you could definitely get something decent on autotrader
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>>57488865
ベーブレード
>>
stopped screaming
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>>57488981
Ching chong
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Holy shit, this law guy has read too much Fantasy literature.
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Good night lads

I hope I die in my sleep, I can't face another day
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>>57489049
lmao
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>>57489049
bye
>>
>>57489049
See ya tomorrow!
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>>57489049
You have to be proactive lad. I have been mulling over stabbing myself in the neck all night.
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>>57488831
>>57488881
>>57488911
How does the insurance work though? Do I insure it at the time I buy it? Or am I let off to drive it home? I know it will cost me more than a private seller but I don't know enough and knowing my luck I'll buy something that will fall apart as I drive off.

>>57488862
Don't know who my dad is haha

>>57488884
>>57488944
What's lowball, offering less? Most dealers will let you negotiate the price?

>>57488959
How badly could I get ripped off?
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>>57489049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ1OhYonsg0
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>>57489049
Dont be sad
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>>57489049
you wont though

hahahahaha
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business idea: bring back national service to decuck the population
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>>57489049
your hopes and dreams shall go unfulfilled. See you tomorrow.
>>
69
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why don't americans celebrate easter?
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>>57488948

Wow. What an absolute pansy. I'd say "you've got red on you" and laugh it off because I'm not riddled with autism.
>>
I want to scream again
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>>57489093
yes ofc, better do some reading about tactics and what to be wary of before you go in.
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>>57489153
gay
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>>57489153
gay
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>>57489035
The fat lad?

>he didn't get the job
kek
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>>57489145
Disgusting
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>>57489093
I bought mine, drove it out of the dealership and into a carpark and rang my insurance company to get insured. The dealership won't check.
>>
someone do a new
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>>57489093
>How does the insurance work though?
Good question..
I already had a car so I showed them my proof of insurance for that and then worked with my insurance company once I told them I got a new car (which the price went hella up)
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>made up with cold
>feel like shit
>want to ride my new bike
>might not have chance for another week after today
>work 12 hours
>decide to go for a ride
>blowing a gale
>pretty cool
>get home
>can't breath
>pass out in bath

Well that was a bad idea, lads.
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business idea: go out and test drive good cars then not buy them
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>>57489093
offer half of what they're asking for it. they might get mad but they will work out a deal and you will be the winner. also don't fall for any gimmicks like painted brakes or silly maintenance; they haven't done anything to the car.

dealing with used car salesmen is an art form
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>>57489220
yeah

If he lost weight and got a hair cut he'd stand a MUCH better chance.
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>>57488881
yeah sure

it's not a bit of a poofy cider though

not for everyone
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Think I will take my laptop
now to find the bloody thing
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>>57488684
Stop giving a fuck, this is England its not sunny.
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Business idea: test drive a house for 60 years then tell them I don't want it right before I die lmao
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lads is cs:go worth playing?
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>>57489341
not for all the tea in China
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>>57489312
*a bit of a
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>>57489276
did you died
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>>57489341
no
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>>57488786
Everywhere but London.
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How is "free will" anything more than using rationality and emotion in reaction to one's surroundings?
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>>57489161
I'm sure they're going to offer me lots of extras but all I want is the car

>>57489232
>>57489223
Is it illegal though? Or maybe I could go in, purchase the car, go home and buy the insurance then go pick up the car. I doubt I'd get stopped by the police but I don't know.

>>57489292
Half just seems disrespectful. The car I've seen is £2,200 so maybe started at £1,800?
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>>57488849
>I'm a good looking, well adjusted white male

No, you're not.

I spent 1500 of my own money (not daddys money, rasheed) on nice fitting clothes, some free weights, supplements, and a great laptop I can carry with me to lectures and abroad.

Why would I be jealous of manchildren? You're looked down upon by society. Stay poor and virgin. But hey at least you can play your video games at 60fps.
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>>57489341
Not now. Only weird computer nerds play it, won't be fun. If you're looking to play casually play cod or summit
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>>57489321
subscribed, keep the blogs coming :)
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>How is "free will" anything more than using rationality and emotion in reaction to one's surroundings?
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>>57489406
>60fps.
pleb
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>>57489379
Fugg
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>>57489363
Nah, I'm a hard cunt aren't I.

I'm fine now after a couple beers.

Really should not have gone though.
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>>57489401
i'd offer 1,500 and then come to a deal at 1,800
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finally got t'brother's computer to boot

will installing windows 7 cracked get a free windows 10 upgrade?
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>>57489312
Thanks la
I'm always willing to new booze, lately I've been trying different ciders anyway
I hate that a lot of the popular american ciders and crammed full of sugar, it's like drinking candy
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>>57488948
>that is normal
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>1400
>>
How to Win the Next Election

Prison for the strikers
Bring back the cat
Kick out the niggers
How about that?
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New

>>57489479

>>57489479

>>57489479

>>57489479

>>57489479
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>>57489459
Right okay, I think I might chicken out while I'm there or get out-bantered.
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>>57489406
yes I am.

I also said I worked for the money. Plus, my dad is dead, so definitely not his money.

I also have all the shit you mentioned and more and hit the gym 4 days a week.

Stay mad.
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ITS
FUCKING
ROAWR
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