/cum/ heritage edition
USGay haha
>have to take a piss
>dog is sleeping on my lap
quick /cum/ what do
>>57486708
Piss to wake the dog up
Reminder
>Canada
America is ....
![1251704354458[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FoZmVI7.jpg "1251704354458[1].jpg")
>>57486669
>vote to keep old flag
>still looks like a knockoff australia
>>57486740
Fuck off, literally no one likes you or the Canadians
>>57486750
great!
>>57486669
AMERICANS BTFO
>>57486750
Rad
>>57486739
I don't speak bork though
>>57486864
LithuGAYnia haha
San Diego, yay or nay?
Seems that there is a fair amount of latinos there, but not that many blacks.
The climate also looks really nice there.
>>57486739
A FUCKING LEIF
>>57486750
changing
>>57486730
They're much more vocal than they used to be, but you're right at least they're contained to fucking tumblr and blogs.
>>57486919
No
Fuck no
>climate looks really nice
Triple fuck no
>>57486919
but what about snow?
>>57486684
Thank you for listening, I was thinking that but it seems more reasonable when another person who is removed from the situation says as much.
>>57486919
Nay. Everything South of San Fransisco(including San Fransisco) needs to be glassed
>>57486919
San Diego is noice 2bh
>>57486975
I thought it didn't get very hot there?
http://www.usclimatedata.com/climate/san-diego/california/united-states/usca0982
>>57487000
Snow is ok, but I wouldnt be upset not having it.
>>57487006
Why?
Would really like to eat an alligator 2bh
>>57487103
Overrated tbqh. Tastes like really chewy chicken.
>>57487068
There are so many occasions I could of screecapped but I would of run out of space on my mostly empty phone
>tfw no American Chad friend to swin on the West Coast and turn down Staceys and drink beer together and ride that superior big car and live in a huge expensive comfy village and play expensive luxurous games on that huge expensive PS4 and Vive
why live?
>>57487103
Southerner here.
Gator is some good fucking eating, the tail is like a log of steaks.
Light taste reminiscent of river fish and chicken, densely textured like beef. Easy to overcook desu
>>57487092
>why?
Because fuck southern California, and fuck southern Californians
Alri lads
>>57487092
The climate is cozy there, the guy you're talking to is probably a fat ass that sweats when its higher than 60f
In an 1894 article on immigration, Roosevelt said, "We must Americanize in every way, in speech, in political ideas and principles, and in their way of looking at relations between church and state. We welcome the German and the Irishman who becomes an American. We have no use for the German or Irishman who remains such... He must revere only our flag, not only must it come first, but no other flag should even come second."
top lad
>>57487228
After Trump wins.
>>57487197
Haha thanks for the water, nerd
>>57487159
I'm not a Chad, but you can come over and drink with me while I play runescape.
>>57487159
Comrade, are you thinking of the homosex with decadent westerner?
was going behind a giant loader truck carrying a crane. Wishing for the crane's straps to break so it'd crush me, but it didn't.
why is life so unfair?
>canadian girl removes her leaf
pls adopt
>>57487256
>the founder of the progressive party would be considered a nazi by modern progressives
>>57487228
Facebook tier.
![1269490574311[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O30BG6q.jpg "1269490574311[1].jpg")
>>57487159
>tfw all the foreigners want to go to the popular states
>>57487159
I'm not a chad but i'll kiss you if you're cute
>>57487500
>dating nerds
Ew
>>57486739
/ICUM/ when?
>>57487103
I have on several occasions
I really want to go gator hunting with some family friends in Florida
>>57487481
Implying states like California with hot beaches and oceans aren't paradise on this dammit Earhth.
>>57487500
nice
>>57487756
Right after the vinegar strokes, I assume.
I just measured my dick for the first time in my life and it's five inches.
Please tell me that's at least average, if not just slightly below average.
>>57487866
>nice
I'd make you my husband
I live in Florida too so you can have guns and blast niggers if they get uppity while also lazing on the beach :3
Who /6"3'/ here?
>>57487944
It's literally the American average for all races.
>>57487967
Sounds nice. But do you have PS4 and Vive?
>>57488018
>tfw 6'2
>>57487367
Underrated as fuck
>>57487866
>paradise on this dammit Earhth.
I'm sure it's nice, but not as nice as my state's unspoiled beauty.
If only I was born in new england
>>57487992
>>57487944
I've always been afraid of measuring my dong. It's a decent size, but I don't want to find out the exact number
>>57488018
I am
مرحبا مين فرويند
>>57488132
Its cool senpai, youre still growing probably.
>>57488129
No
I don't even know what a vive is
>>57487866
See pic
>>57488206
He got GUANTANAMO'd
>>57487944
I feel like it's always shorter when you measure it but that's just me
It always seems bigger when I'm horny as fuck desu
>>57488291
>forest and mountains
absolutly haram. I live in the mountain foggy area, I'm sick of that depressing weather. Even our Black sea looks like huge pot of dirt and frozen most of the time.
>>57487944
>5 inches
>12 cm
Bretty average for Amerinca
post cute things /cum/-chan
>>57488506
BIG
>>57488018
Welcome to the master race
>>57486919
keep in mind you're on 4chan. Most people here hate every major city (including New York) because gay people happen to live there.
San Fran is comfy.
>>57488088
>>57488206
>>57488248
>>57488412
>>57488506
pro tip, just lie about your size to girls, theyre dumb and accept 1-15+ inches and not realize it, plus your dick looks small because you look down at it and girls are smaller in general so shit looks huge to them
>>57488506
>South Korea
>North Korea
>>57487944
w-what's the average?
>>57488555
>Most people here hate every major city (including New York) because gay people happen to live there.
Why are you posting on 4chan Rush Limbaugh
>>57488506
mine is 16 cm what the fuck, I though that was the average.
>>57488541
ICELANDIC
>>57488583
>Canuck lying about dick size
Gotta stay competetive with the muzzies, eh?
>>57487784
he's austrlian abo
>>57488542
feels good, dear anime girl
>>57488512
>>57488662
18 cm, probably the fat folds hiding half their cocks
That and no foreskin
>>57488494
B-beaches are d-dumb
<:s
>>57487944
>>57488592
5 inches is National Average
Why are girls so cute?
>>57488506
I'm really gonna make it lads
>>57488583
I don't need to lie, the gasps they make say it all.
>>57488506
WHY DO CANADIANS HAVE BIGGER DICKS THEN US WHAT THE FUCK
>>57488506
Reason why you see big dicks so often is because those people want to show it
>>57488727
They're pretty, but I don't know if I'd call them cute.
>>57488290
Vive is VR helmet, I thought every American has it. Which games do you play?
>>57488592
17cm
>>57488746
This. I mean, we have more black people than they do and they have more Asians. I don't understand...
>>57488722
Bitches are dumb?
>>57488810
>he doesnt know about the BCC
>>57488797
The average penis size is around 5 inches you mong. 17 cm is above average.
Are you talking about dick sizes because I'm grill?
I like big cocks btw :3
>>57488784
Dota and then random shit here and there
>>57488769
>Reason why you see big dicks so often
I´m not you mother m8
>>57488839
Beaches
>>57487917
What do we think?
>>57487944
That's the exact size people with autism have, you should probably have that checked out now!
>>57488914
Hello pedojew
>>57488018
6'4 here
>>57488914
I know you're a dirty Russian man but how do I get a Russian gf? Please help.
>>57488914
R E Y K J A V Í K
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K
J
A
V
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>>57488964
Nice Pic m8
>>57488964
I think /MI&U/ sounds pretty good.
>>57488914
Liar
>>57488894
now im 20cm and i get laughed at for it, just wait buddy.
>>57489026
>Go to Russia
>say hello to the first girl you see
Boom, Russian gf.
WELL THE TRUTH MAY COME TO THIS
>>57489095
The problem is not one mexican has posted in this entire thread yet
>>57489084
Thanks lad
>>57486919
I think SanDiego is famous city for having the least amount of black people in the U.S
>>57489246
Then it's just /U&I/
>>57489316
DAAASSSS IT MAAAANNNEEE
>my city's population: 2.7 million
>Icelands population: 323,000~
This blows my mind desu
>>57489699
>living in a big city
>mfw
4500 pop masterrace here
>>57489699
>icelanders protest
>90% turnout
>they're all in pic related
>>57490030
Not true, I'm to the left of the pic
>>57489699
>Tfw 0.3km2 of Lebensraum all for me
I think i'm having a quarter life crisis lads
>>57488970
Same
>>57490168
But it isnt Monday.
>>57490202
what does that have to do with anything
>>57489699
We need a massive population dieoff desu
>>57490168
We don't post in this general anymore bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJPtq3laocU
best album of the year so far
>>57490168
UInderstandable
>>57490262
Then where?
>>57490262
we don't?
>>57490262
You can't handle the bants Canada
Iceland is cooler than you
>>57490239
if all the fatties, white trash, and thugs died off we'd be GOAT tbhwy.
>>57490233
Its 2016 you should know.
>>57490319
No. Mexico got the memo too. This is /I&U/ now.
Pornhub finally got an arab section. My prayers have been answered.
wait why the fuck are they rebooting the mummy
CLAY
http://globalnews.ca/news/2621875/reality-check-should-canada-adopt-turks-and-caicos-as-its-11th-province/
>>57490532
I'm rebooting your mummy if you know what I mean
>>57490590
can't wait to have stronk Icelandic brother
>>57490532
to cast brendan fraser as a corpse
>>57490562
b-but why
>The Mummy (2017): The story follows Navy Seal Tyler Colt and his mission in the Iraqi desert to find a group of terrorists hiding out in a bunker. To his and his team's surprise, the terrorists within the bunker turn out be nothing more than some grave robbers who have all magically died. Upon entering the bunker Tyler and his team also succumb to some mystical forces out of their control. They soon realize the bunker they have infiltrated is actually a centuries old tomb. Mayhem erupts as all the Navy Seal members start turning on one another and are captivated by the forces within the tomb. Tyler is the only one to make it all the way deep within the tomb alive to find a black iron sarcophagus. It's marked with Egyptian symbols like the Ankh and Eye of Horus. Here Tyler is entreated by the forces to open the sarcophagus and release what is inside. But after placing his hand on the sarcophagus, he is immediately stabbed in the palm with a star shaped symbol. From then on Tyler's mind is cursed with visions of Ashurbanipal, King of Assyria... The Mummy.
I want sex
>>57490626
You can have an Icelandic son as well
Reminder
>>57490562
>turks
The jokes just write themselves.
>>57490532
Because they can't reboot Indiana Jones since it's too huge, harrison ford is too old, and a movie without him would cause some blowback.
Mummy reboot is safe as fuck and could be huge
>>57490590
absolutely savage
Reminder
Recommend a movie from the 2000s.
>>57490756
with Icelandic cutie?
or cuck son
>>57490906
If you think I'm a cutie
And if you have a womb
>>57490748
>Navy Seal Tyler Colt
>Ashurbanipal, King of Assyria... The Mummy
>Ashurbanipal
>Mummy
>>57490532
Brandon Fraser's wife needs more money so they're forcing him to make another movie
>>57490795
Reminder of what?
>>57490961
>can't even get a cameo in the franchise he made famous
JUST
>>57490961
tom cruise replayed fraser
>>57490941
>bring your own womb
fug
>>57491079
I'l fug your wife and daughter if you want it
Of course you want it, you're Canadian after all
>was going to go out sightseeing
>look outside
>mixed rain & snow
>cold + wet
n-no thanks
>>57491132
>>cold + wet
Just like your mum when I walk into the room
>>57491018
That his accent was Hungarian, I always wondered what it was
>>57491132
its the same here
everything just feels gross
>>57490168
I think I've just got mine figured out enough to the point its no longer a crisis
Give iceland a little bit of confidence and all they do is shitpost all day long
>>57491195
why is she cold
is she dead?
>>57491270
Because I'm so much cooler than Canada
>>57491234
what did you do to figure it out?
>>57491206
Yeah, I'm just gonna wait until tomorrow.
Fug this 2nd winter
>>57491265
I'm loving it desu.
>>57491393
I was too the first hour or two
>>57491354
I read philosophy and toyed with ideas in my head until I figured something out that worked for me
It might be nonsense but I think it will work for me for now
>>57491265
I´m sorry if you don´t like my shitposts, I'll shitpost on the limey boards if you want
Also the Canuck butthurt is gone
>>57491587
what was your crisis?
mine is career/money related
>>57491600
I don't mind it, it's just getting a bit stale.
Take 30 minutes off, go have some tea or something then come back and continue to shit on Canada
>>57491600
i don't think we were ever butthurt, we were just hamming it up because you made some sick burns and we wanted to keep it going
>>57491631
mine was more of an existential crisis
>>57491779
Very well then, I'll have a wank and then come back
No pun intended
>>57491836
What did you come up with in the end, im curious?
>get on my PS4
>there's some huge update I never heard of
>I can no play my PS4 games on my PC
https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs
>>57491849
Is it true that your PM was a tax dodger
>>57492037
but why would you? Do games now have kb&m support?
If your only options for president were Bernie and Hillary, who would you vote?
>>57490906
>Icelandic cutie
>>57492107
Abstain :^)
>>57492090
Because my computer has dual monitors and it is much much more convenient for me to play them on my PC
>>57492107
Vermin Supreme
>>57492061
Yep
>>57492132
Tfw pretend to be elf so QTs will ride my dick
>>57492107
Bernie, at least he won't be able to do any damage
how cum u guys arent posting cute things ?
>>57492233
cute?
>>57492191
>gets elected president
>his political revolution fails as most of the student voterbase doesn't turn out for midterm elections
>sits in office for the remainder of time with his thumbs up his ass and every other branch of government scorning him
>>57492180
vermin supreme is a shit reddit tier meme
I have this perfectly good map and I have no idea what to do with it.
What do /cum/?
>make a game
>make a tl;dr of each state
>assign memes to each state
>>57492186
>Tfw pretend to be elf so QTs will ride my dick
Good lad
>>57492369
Assign memes/Opinions
>>57487944
5 inches is average, it'll be bigger when you get a hardon
>>57492233
He's cute or no?
>>57492323
Feel the verm!
>>57492369
memes
>>57492191
>bernie
>won't be able to do any damage
bernie is THE candidate to do the most damage if anything he promises goes through
>>57492037
>I can even play it when it's not the active app
squeeeee
this is the first time in a long time I've been happy about an update from ANY company, I'm legitimately surprised a console developer did something I like for once
>>57492174
i don't get it. for me, one of the big advantages of consoles is playing games on a big screen while laying on a comfy couch/bed, not sitting on a chair.
but to each their own, of course
>>57492233
>>57492369
#memes
>>57492312
He'll be dead by 2018 anyway
>>57492369
Epic xDDDDDDD
>>57492665
My TV and monitor are the same thing, before I had to switch between HDMI1 and HDMI2 to play my console and sound would only come from the build in speakers.
Now it is no different from just opening it as an app on my computer, and it even makes recording gameplay a lot easier as well.
>>57492754
Good post
>>57490355
nah, just get rid of fatties, niggers and spics and we'd be good.
>>57491988
I decided that life is inherently meaningless, but its also impossible to give up our desire for meaning. Instead of despairing we should channel this desire by setting goals and striving to achieve them.
This is temporary, and therefore only serves to distract us for a time from the fact that life is meaningless. So its important that we keep doing things, otherwise the despair will overtake us.
Obviously we won't always reach the goals we set for ourselves but in the effort we can forget the conflict between the need for inherent meaning and the fact that life is inherently meaningless.
Its also very important to take care of our physical bodies, appreciate art to help handle emotions, and be as learned as we can, since these three things will always help us achieve our goals.
>>57492551
>if anything he promises goes through
>if
Shillary is the one with the shady connections, Bernie is just a washed up Jew in a hurry.
>>57492754
>>57492688
>>57492545
>>57492438
>>57492438
I'll put oversimplified images inside the borders of each state.
Sound good?
>>57492765
i see. that makes sense
>>57490168
mum didn't buy you cookies? what happened?
>>57493345
I've spent the past 7 years working for a shitty company, I make ok money but it's starting to feel like a dead end
The company consistently makes terrible decisions that hold us back from progressing, I feel like i'm just spinning my wheels at this point
Although i'm pretty skilled and knowledgeable, I don't have any formal training, and I'm scared when this is done I won't be able to get a decent paying job
I'm also getting close to turning 30 and I'm not doing as well as I think I should be
Is it wrong to start to resent the person who raised you because they repeatedly make stupid decisions, even though you understand and empathize with the reasoning behind them?
>your state
>what I should put for it on this map
>>57493493
Nope
>>57492665
Now I want a pet bat so other people can call me the bat man
>>57493620
>Maine?
Why don't American celebrate easter?
>>57493620
Texas
rattlsnek
>>57493620
South Dakota
America I think you want to build the wall to the wrong side of the border.
Will a grill cure my depression?
>>57493786
We already built a wall there ourselves son. get it together.
>>57493813
u cutie?
>>57493813
Dunno, but it can't hurt to try.
>>57493620
you can realistically put the KKK on every state except alaska. there's no black people there.
>>57493863
what are you talking about? free quebec btw
>>57493889
pretty average.
>>57493474
That's crisis of the middle age I guess.
>>57493975
I'm not middle aged though :(
Ugh what a day
Finally back from school.
What's for dinner?
>>57493963
not fat, manlet or small dicked?
why is the white man so evil?
>>57493703
>>57493781
added
>>57493781
Just a snake?
>>57494001
Get a gf, travel
>>57494036
Why is Carl such a cuck
>>57494077
A cute snake
>>57494022
ice cube sandwich
>>57494135
this picture doesn't work at all since the "son" looks exactly like the father
>/pol/acks
>tfw everyone is a bully to us even in our own general
At least we have you, Mexico
>>57494217
hey that's a really nice pepe
>>57494204
>Is clearly black
>"he looks just like his dad"
>Canuckolds
>>57494217
mexico is the biggest cuck of the united states lol. they hate us most.
>>57494247
I got another Canadian Pepe
Thanks america for this. your greatest creation.
I feel sad
>>57494204
Just stop dude, you're embarrassing.
>>57494397
just get a girlfriend lol.
>>57494397
*puts hand on shoulder*
What's wrong?
>>57494397
Just get a gf
>>57494417
what?
>>57494472
>leaf
>>57494112
did you even read my post? i just want to have a secure job and make money so i can continue to do the things i enjoy
travelling is the worst possible thing to do in my situation, nor do I have any interest in it
>>57494472
Just stop dude, you're embarrassing.
>>57494036
We evolved in ice age Europe, winters were bad, and came every year like clockwork. food got scarce. those of us who planned ahead, survived. Those of us who were willing to murder our neighbors and take their land and food to feed our children, survived. We're not evil, we're just driven by instincts bred into us by a hundred thousand years of living in a climate that tries to kill us.
That's the simplified version.
>>57494493
>>57494511
what?
>>57494506
You'll regret it in the future, you have to do it.
>2016
>still no gf
Just cut my head off mexico. I'm done.
>>57494664
... Nah, you'll live with it....
Suffer
