F edition
>>57496755
CUTE EDITION
Easter?
>Average canadian house
What do you do on US route 66?
>>57496810
Just like canada to shit the thread up with disgusting weeb shit
>>57496810
That's what i'm talking about
BABY
A
B
Y
>>57496803
pls read my post, didnt notice the thread was almost done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epnqisvSCwo
rip merle
>>57496830
Get you kicks.
>Canada
>>57496870
Talk to her about it.
>>57496873
Where exactly?
>>57496886
Me on the center with the purple hair
>>57496886
me on the left
>>57496870
Ummm she was just taking pics of you guys playing
chance > kedrick
>>57496870
Girls take photos all the time because they are narcissistic and feel the need to show all their friends how much fun they are having. It's normal girl behavior. They're dumb af
>>57497060
this
Trees are just a myth
>>57496895
I don't really care, I just can't wrap my mind around why she'd think it's a normal or reasonable thing to do, so I'm moreso curious than anything if you guys also find this to be weird as fuck
>>57497000
she was taking pictures of my friend and i, of course not of herself since she's holding the camera, so it's not so much documenting a shared experience as voyeuristic
She does this all the time, and it's fucking weird in my opinion, if we were still in the era of having to use an actual camera this would never happen
She's taken pictures of me and others from behind many times, don't you find that odd?
>>57497077
but she herself isn't included in any of the pictures, so i don't think the narcissistic angle applies
How can Yankeelander """"men"""" even compete?
>>57497099
Why do we even need trees?
"Oh wow they provide oxygen wow"
Here i provide something too
*farts loudly*
>>57497166
BIG
>>57497166
>southern
>white
>>57497060
t͏͏b͏͏h
>>57497243
>>57497166
There's nothing big there though
>>57497166
>Dicksie
watch this now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKUfcnQq5E
>>57496886
>One terrified looking white girl, a fat native and an arab girl
lol
>>57497166
We have nothing to compete for.
>>57497243
KLAN
>it's hard to get a woman nowadays
Yuri
brb getting chick fil a
shit
>>57497503
Hey bring me something plz
Any objections?
>>57497099
Hló dátt
>>57497708
all need to see a graph
>>57496755
>Tfw officially part of /cum/ now
>>57496886
Me the fat one on the right
>>57497773
"no"
What's it like living in Virginia?
I genuinely want someone to tell me in detail.
>Is there colonial architecture everywhere?
>Is it white?
>Is it still Southern of redneck-esque?
>How big is the divide between NOVA and the rest of Virginia?
>>57497773
WE NORTH AMERICA NOW
>it's a "my team has the slightly overpowered side but they all suck so we're going to lose the game" episode
>>57497773
As long as you keep you and your creepy corpse pants on the other side of Canada I think we'll be fine.
>>57497901
I'll be in Canada by tomorrrow
>>57497820
Some, but it's mostly modern.
65%, so in some parts.
In the southern part, but definitely not the northern and the central is generic rural.
Not much. I didn't even know there was one until someone else told me.
>>57497901
>rich Icelandic culture
>>57497995
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k
>>57497995
>rich Canadian culture
>>57497995
>canada talking about culture
>>57497773
>>57498097
DELETE THIS
>>57498129
gosh i just love massive erections penetrateing my rosebud asshole
>canada tries to take our sissy minnesotans away from us yesterday
>today they are kicked out of /cum/ and replaced with iceland
we did boys
>>57498198
>be Canadian
>get LEIF'D
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>57498196
imposter
Have a date tonight with a really cute girl I met on the beach with a really cute laugh and a fat ass.
LITTLE
>>57498229
Exactly, I'm the real CIA.
>>57498267
wow
good
luck
buddy
>>57498129
stay cucked, canuck.
>>57498267
Good for you! Have fun and dont spill your spaghetti!
whats that thing called where when someone tries moving your relationship to friends or past friends and you immediately lose interest in that person?
>he's not in the super sekrit /cum/ irc channel
>>57498277
its sorta fucked how large alaska is
>>57498277
we really ought to revoke Alaska's statehood so we can go back to being the biggest again tbqhwy family
>>57498315
Waking up inside
>>57498323
Post it you squash
>>57498362
It's sekrit though
>>57498302
Thanks lad.
>>57498312
I wont, I know what to do. I'll have her in my bed spooning me by tomorrow morning. Thanks for the encouragement anon!
"‘(Blacks are)in memory…equal to the whites; in reason much inferior, as I think one could scarcely be found capable of tracing and comprehending the investigations of Euclid; and that in imagination they are dull, tasteless, and anomalous.’"
- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia
>>57498160
Fucking kill yourself
>>57498349
>TINY
>WHINY
>TEXAN
>PUCCI
>>57498382
Ur a BOI (boi)
We all agree that NH is the best state though right?
>>57498396
Why didn't based Abe send all Africans back to Africa?
i'm a girl
>>57498436
No it isn't
No state is best
>>57498436
New Haven is definitely best state
>>57498382
It's not, it's been known as the retard erp convention center since its creation
>SNES rpg only allows 4-directional movement
FUCK
>>57498418
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57498334
And how little of it is inhabitable.
@57498464
No one rely to this
@57498464
(yuo)
>>57498469
>unironically implying that there is even a sliver of truth in that statement
>>57498464
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
why the FUCK is peepee winning?
http://strawpoll.me/7282072/
>>57498543
Ya blew it
>>57498473
>Anything in Connecticut
>"""Best"""
>>57498483
Here
>>57498532
Oh, right, I forgot
SD BEST D FUCK EVERYONE (Except Minnesota)
>>57498078
What's with weed man and eastern culture?
Why does he like it so much?
>>57498567
>Canada
Opinion discarded
>>57498594
VIP treatment at hookah lounge
>>57498579
holy crap, i didn't know texas was that big!
>>57498267
good luck anon, i hope in a few hours you'll be BALLS DEEP inside that pussy
go with god
I almost just accidentally posted a copy of my fishing license haha that'd be nuts
>>57498567
The rural parts of Connecticut are good
On the bravery of black people
>‘from a want of forethought, which prevents their seeing a danger till it be present.’
On the physical aspects of blacks
>‘They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour.’
On the beauty of whites and blacks
>'And is this difference of no importance? Is it not the foundation of a greater or less share of beauty in the two races? Are not the fine mixtures of red and white, the expressions of every passion by greater or less suffusions of colour in the one, preferable to that eternal monotony, which reigns in the countenances, that immovable veil of black which covers all the emotions of the other race? Add to these, flowing hair, a more elegant symmetry of form, their own judgment in favour of the whites, declared by their preference of them, as uniformly as is the preference of the Oran-utan [orangutan] for the black women over those of his own species. The circumstance of superior beauty, is thought worthy attention in the propagation of our horses, dogs, and other domestic animals; why not in that of man?'
On the artistic ability of blacks
>‘Never yet could I find that a Black had uttered a thought above the level of plain narration...never saw an elementary tract of painting or sculpture.’
>The great founder suggested that although Blacks had been exposed to every physical, literary, religious, and artistic achievement imaginable none of them seemed capable of rising to the level of Whites. He even compared their resting habits to that of wild animals, said their communication was based almost entirely on irrational emotion, and questioned their ability to comprehend religious questions.
- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia
http://faculty.uml.edu/sgallagher/ThomasJefferson.htm
http://www.stolaf.edu/people/fitz/COURSES/Jefferson--Notes.htm
Do you or do you not follow the principles of our great founding father, Thomas Jefferson?
>>57498579
>rest of the continental US including Texas can't even fit in Texas
Is the rest of the country even trying?
>>57498675
uhhh, you don't get to post lewd things anon, plz delet that
>>57498478
>>57498382
>>57498362
>>57498323
>I spend time on 4chan IRC channels
>>57498553
Is this a pornstar? Is there more for me to touch myself to?
>>57498267
The ass was fat
>>57498693
*can
>>57498686
>conneticut
>"""""""""""""""""""rural""""""""""""""""
>>57498610
I've heard this definition used before and how 'blacks cant be racist' because there are no tools in society for them to be 'racist' by that definition, but following that definition NO ONE in the USA is racist ever since the civil rights movement.
What is their argument against that?
>mfw a tragic/relevant/historic/current event happens on my birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28qsyIkT6uk
fucking swedes
>>57498323
>he's not in /midwest/
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
>>57498396
>>57498688
So based
not a fan of this new "bullying Canada" meme
>>57498688
>tfw getting jungle fever
>Tfw no skinny hood rat gf
>>57498719
>I don´t communicate with other human beings
>>57498729
There are rural parts of Connecticut but its a shitty suburb for people commuting to NYC regardless
>>57498753
hola abuelita
>>57498770
LEIF'D
>>57498719
>I don't
>>57498739
They can't cite anywhere where that definition comes from, perhaps except for Tumblr or some self-hating Marxist professor from New England.
The idea that racism requires a position of power is baseless.
Lest we forget
>>57498726
Fat, supple, grippable. She also has hella tan lines.
I am excited to dig my nails as far as they will go into it.
>>57498803
>i use post-ironic meta memes because i hold myself in high regard and am above such casual riff-raff, m'lady
>>57498594
in order to win the greater toronto area he had to convince pajeet's cousins that he could be trusted
>>57498897
When can we remove Toronto's voting rights?
>Adding mean Icelanders to our General
reeeeeeeee
>>57498770
>>57498809
>>57498959
t. leaf erikson
ignore proxies you idiots
>>57498739
>there are no tools in society for them to be 'racist'
What "tools" would you use to be racist? A burning cross?
>>57498950
Soon please
>>57498959
>Implying CIA is from Iceland
He's been using different proxies over the past few months to evade bans from his constant shitposting
>>57498847
The best way to start up a conversation with an American from any state other than California is to talk about how shitty California is. New Yorkers, Minnesotans, Nevadans, doesn't matter. They all fucking hate California.
>>57498770
It's better than those faggots spamming anime avatars at least.
I'm not sure, lads.
Might be gender fluid...
>>57498959
آسف إذا أنا أساء لك
>>57498198
kekekeekke minnesota for days
>>57499054
kek
Will 1mg of hydromorphone keep me from sleeping or will I be able to actually sleep tonight? Don't want to spend a sleepless night desu
>>57498198
Minnesota is still ours. Texas is Mexicos.
>>57499027
>Implying I'm a proxy
>come back
>autists still talking about an irrelevant state
>>57499100
If you haven't ever done a pain killer before crush it up and snort it, it will hit you pretty good and it won't burn, drip is pretty good too, it should knock you right out
>>57499121
>LEIF'D country doesn't know he's property of Iceland
>>57498950
>>57499019
If Southern Ontario would just catch fire I would be so happy
>>57499166
>he's still trying to force that mexicans meme
>>57499181
Sad
>>57499217
>>57499181
At least we have minnesota
>>57499217
>he's not a meme
are we just shitposting now?
@57499244
@57499283
Neither of these posts deserve (you)s
>5 hours until bed time
What should I do, /cum/
@57499367
Fuck you, I got digits you fucking faggot
Alright, back from chick fil a. What did I miss?
>>57499383
>What should I do, /cum/
Answered your own question there
>>57499180
I tried Clonazepam once, it felt breddy good but I never tried it again. I used it oraly, and now I have this hydromorphone. I don't a load of drugs in my time but I never snorted anything and I won't try anytime soon. I'll just swallow it. If I don't feel shit than so be it. I just hope at least it puts me to sleep or help.
>>57498464
post tits now
>>57499343
when has this not been a shitposting geneal?
>>57499439
Trust me man, live a little and just crush it and snort it, you'll be ok
>>57499439
Hydromorphine only has like a 25-30% bioavailability, that's why a lot of people who use it snort it
>>57499045
Yeah because California is a cancee
>>57499439
I have some clonazepam but crushing shit up and snorting it seems like crossing a line or something.
t. alcoholic
>>57499548
It isn't unless you have a steady supplier
>>57499439
>don't
done* fug
>>57499493
>>57499548
Snorting feels so gross, so dirty, so wrong.
>>57499510
In other words, taking ir oraly is a waste?
>Your marriage in Belgium is almost guaranteed to fail
This is kinda upsetting 2bh, dumb euros
>>57499686
>In other words, taking ir oraly is a waste?
yeah pretty much. 25-30% when taken orally. most of the time that drug is used with an IV
Which path do I choose /cum/
>>57499686
Stop being a fucking pussy AND JUST DO IT
>>57499690
>His marriage is a failure
>Just like his country
>>57499690
western ideals were a mistake
>>57499742
Iceland has the lowest of any western european country after super religious Ireland, how do you guys do it?
>>57499759
EW I ALREADY REGRET THIS
>>57499045
Californian's hate California.
>>57499872
Easy, don't get married.
>tfw no icelandic gf/bf
>>57499686
it is a waste to snort benzos
they are not absorbed well intranasally
>>57499904
Woodsy Californians hate the bay area, Southern Californian's and the Bay area are tsundere for each other, and everyone hates central california
>>57499952
B-BUT I WAS TOLD EVERYBODY LOVES FRESNO D:
>>57498455
He got shot before he could
>>57499929
Hey
Holy fuck I just woke up a few minutes ago, But before that I woke up but i couldn't move any part of my body and I could only look around with my eyes. I was completely terrified but somehow I don't really remember it but i'm up now
what the fuck happened to me
>>57499984
where the fug did you hear that
>>57499912
So are you saying only people that really want to get married marry there?
/cum/ how do i make friends
>>57500005
sleep paralysis lad
>>57500024
I'M YOUR FUCKING FRIEND FAGGOT
>>57500013
Yup
>>57500024
Ask to suck their dicks
Instant friendship
>>57500024
bribe them
yet no green card, lads.
>>57500005
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
OLD HAG SYNDROME BRO
>>57500031
what the fuck, never heard of that before
why in the fuck did that happen
>>57500024
Hi :3
>>57500024
1) Attend a social event centered around similar interests
2) Be cool
>>57499993
hi ;-)
>>57500084
Did you see an old women tippy toe into your room and sit on your chest staring at you in the eyes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kozn8NaSsFs
>>57500084
>why in the fuck did that happen
>I hate california
>>57500126
>be cool
>not B urself
Shamefur dispray
>>57499690
>those numbers in Muslim countries
Tell me again, why hasn't /pol/ accepted Islam as the one true faith?
>>57500185
be cool initially to pique their interest, and then once you know them a bit you can b urself
>>57500024
;___; I guess i'm not doing a good job then, i try
>Why yes i am from Iceland haha
>>57500072
>>57500153
I always wanted to experience SP. My friend has it regularly and it's the single most terrifying thing that happens to hin.
>>57499690
>divorcetugal
>>57500235
it is fucking terrifying
>>57500229
>Why yes I am from Chinada xixi
>>57500151
Wanna fugg
Please god, don't tell me there's people from Quebec posting here
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>57499952
>mfw driving on I-5 through the Stockton/Fresno/Bakersfield triangle late at night
>>57500300
fuck you, you posted that same pic with filename in /brit/
don't think i'm not up to your silly gimmick
>mexico will never be first world
>>57500321
>darkness everywhere
>cant see shit
>suddenly the smell of cow shit hits you like a freight train
>>57500084
Ayy lmao
>mom and stepdad have been back together for all of 5 hours
>already fighting again
I think it'd be quicker and easier to just fucking kill myself than get a job and move out
I don't understand how two 40~ year olds can act like teenagers all the goddamn time
Are all married couples this awful, /cum/?
Going to sleep lads
See you in 10 hours
>>57500330
>Hurr durr you posted this fire in anothel thlead
And?
>>57500349
>Mexico will never get nuked
>>57500300
i wanna fugg you hard
>>57500382
fuck you icenigger
>>57500390
Gonna have to wait, cause I need to go to sleep and then class
>>57500390
Don't you have anything better to do, Sam? I'm sure /pol/ misses you unless you got BTFO
>>57500312
/fr/ is dead so I'm posting here anon
>>57500355
No, my Mom and Dad met at 17, they are in their late 50's now and have been happily married for over 30 years
>>57500349
At least Canada and U.S.A don't have a boring friend, no?
>>57500384
fuccboi
>>57500352
>tfw
>>57500468
hmmm you want some fucc papi?
>>57500474
>weedpatch
>>57500474
>Weedpatch
>>57500474
shit son, you dont live there, right?
RIP
>>57500435
Fucking saved
>>57500474
UNA
>tfw quebecois replies to me
>tfw only SDAnon west of the Missouri
>>57500627
I get it, you're a special snowflake
>>57500627
at least you'll always have bigfoot
>>57500547
Nope, had to drive through it twice though.
Hey, Macedon.
I know it's a day late, but if you're in this thread right now I want you to know I'm doing that mustard on the steak thing. I'm not too sure exactly how I'm supposed to add it, so I'm going to just squirt it in once's cooking a little at the sides.
>>57500435
Gonna need a sauce on that
>>57500652
I didn't intend for this meme
What a happy coincidence
>>57500660
Bigfoot's a faggot who rides his bike to work and eats injun babies
obsessed
>>57500660
I thought most bigfoot sightings were in Washington, Oregon and California?
>>57500735
t. reddit
>>57500735
mind if i save this
>>57500735
Just a funny meme lad
>>57500764
>triggered
>>57500746
Ive never heard of Bigfoot sightings here, and I live in the boonies
>>57500764
>creates reddit
>trying to call other people out on "redditing"
lul
My town :3
>>57500746
The Sioux also had Bigfoot spirit-things, most Native Americans did.
>>57500788
A meme. suuuurreee
>>57500816
wow can i cum over ?
