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F edition
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>>57496755
CUTE EDITION
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Easter?
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>Average canadian house
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What do you do on US route 66?
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>>57496810
Just like canada to shit the thread up with disgusting weeb shit
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>>57496810
That's what i'm talking about
BABY
A
B
Y
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>>57496803
pls read my post, didnt notice the thread was almost done
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epnqisvSCwo

rip merle
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>>57496830
Get you kicks.
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>Canada
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>>57496870
Talk to her about it.
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>>57496873
Where exactly?
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>>57496886
Me on the center with the purple hair
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>>57496886
me on the left
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>>57496870
Ummm she was just taking pics of you guys playing
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chance > kedrick
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>>57496870
Girls take photos all the time because they are narcissistic and feel the need to show all their friends how much fun they are having. It's normal girl behavior. They're dumb af
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>>57497060
this
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Trees are just a myth
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>>57496895
I don't really care, I just can't wrap my mind around why she'd think it's a normal or reasonable thing to do, so I'm moreso curious than anything if you guys also find this to be weird as fuck

>>57497000
she was taking pictures of my friend and i, of course not of herself since she's holding the camera, so it's not so much documenting a shared experience as voyeuristic

She does this all the time, and it's fucking weird in my opinion, if we were still in the era of having to use an actual camera this would never happen

She's taken pictures of me and others from behind many times, don't you find that odd?
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>>57497077
but she herself isn't included in any of the pictures, so i don't think the narcissistic angle applies
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How can Yankeelander """"men"""" even compete?
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>>57497099
Why do we even need trees?
"Oh wow they provide oxygen wow"

Here i provide something too
*farts loudly*
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>>57497166
BIG
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>>57497166
>southern
>white
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>>57497060

t͏͏b͏͏h
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>>57497243
>>57497166
There's nothing big there though
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>>57497166
>Dicksie
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watch this now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKUfcnQq5E
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>>57496886
>One terrified looking white girl, a fat native and an arab girl

lol
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>>57497166
We have nothing to compete for.
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>>57497243

KLAN
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>it's hard to get a woman nowadays
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Yuri
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brb getting chick fil a
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shit
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>>57497503
Hey bring me something plz
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Any objections?
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>>57497099
Hló dátt
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>>57497708
all need to see a graph
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>>57496755
>Tfw officially part of /cum/ now
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>>57496886
Me the fat one on the right
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>>57497773
"no"
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What's it like living in Virginia?
I genuinely want someone to tell me in detail.
>Is there colonial architecture everywhere?
>Is it white?
>Is it still Southern of redneck-esque?
>How big is the divide between NOVA and the rest of Virginia?
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>>57497773
WE NORTH AMERICA NOW
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>it's a "my team has the slightly overpowered side but they all suck so we're going to lose the game" episode
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>>57497773
As long as you keep you and your creepy corpse pants on the other side of Canada I think we'll be fine.
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>>57497901
I'll be in Canada by tomorrrow
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>>57497820
Some, but it's mostly modern.
65%, so in some parts.
In the southern part, but definitely not the northern and the central is generic rural.
Not much. I didn't even know there was one until someone else told me.
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>>57497901

>rich Icelandic culture
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>>57497995
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k
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>>57497995
>rich Canadian culture
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>>57497995
>canada talking about culture
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>>57497773
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>>57498097
DELETE THIS
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>>57498129
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gosh i just love massive erections penetrateing my rosebud asshole
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>canada tries to take our sissy minnesotans away from us yesterday
>today they are kicked out of /cum/ and replaced with iceland

we did boys
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>>57498198
>be Canadian
>get LEIF'D
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>57498196
imposter
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Have a date tonight with a really cute girl I met on the beach with a really cute laugh and a fat ass.
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LITTLE
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>>57498229
Exactly, I'm the real CIA.
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>>57498267
wow
good
luck
buddy
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>>57498129

stay cucked, canuck.
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>>57498267
Good for you! Have fun and dont spill your spaghetti!
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whats that thing called where when someone tries moving your relationship to friends or past friends and you immediately lose interest in that person?
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>he's not in the super sekrit /cum/ irc channel
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>>57498277
its sorta fucked how large alaska is
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>>57498277

we really ought to revoke Alaska's statehood so we can go back to being the biggest again tbqhwy family
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>>57498315
Waking up inside

>>57498323
Post it you squash
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>>57498362
It's sekrit though
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>>57498302
Thanks lad.

>>57498312
I wont, I know what to do. I'll have her in my bed spooning me by tomorrow morning. Thanks for the encouragement anon!
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"‘(Blacks are)in memory…equal to the whites; in reason much inferior, as I think one could scarcely be found capable of tracing and comprehending the investigations of Euclid; and that in imagination they are dull, tasteless, and anomalous.’"
- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia
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>>57498160
Fucking kill yourself
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>>57498349
>TINY
>WHINY
>TEXAN
>PUCCI

>>57498382
Ur a BOI (boi)
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We all agree that NH is the best state though right?
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>>57498396
Why didn't based Abe send all Africans back to Africa?
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i'm a girl
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>>57498436
No it isn't
No state is best
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>>57498436
New Haven is definitely best state
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>>57498382
It's not, it's been known as the retard erp convention center since its creation
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>SNES rpg only allows 4-directional movement

FUCK
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>>57498418

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>57498334
And how little of it is inhabitable.
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@57498464
No one rely to this
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@57498464
(yuo)
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>>57498469

>unironically implying that there is even a sliver of truth in that statement
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>>57498464
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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why the FUCK is peepee winning?

http://strawpoll.me/7282072/
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>>57498543
Ya blew it
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>>57498473
>Anything in Connecticut
>"""Best"""
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>>57498483
Here

>>57498532
Oh, right, I forgot
SD BEST D FUCK EVERYONE (Except Minnesota)
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>>57498078
What's with weed man and eastern culture?
Why does he like it so much?
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>>57498567
>Canada
Opinion discarded
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>>57498564
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>>57498594
VIP treatment at hookah lounge
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>>57498579
holy crap, i didn't know texas was that big!
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>>57498267
good luck anon, i hope in a few hours you'll be BALLS DEEP inside that pussy

go with god
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I almost just accidentally posted a copy of my fishing license haha that'd be nuts
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>>57498567
The rural parts of Connecticut are good
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On the bravery of black people
>‘from a want of forethought, which prevents their seeing a danger till it be present.’

On the physical aspects of blacks
>‘They secrete less by the kidnies, and more by the glands of the skin, which gives them a very strong and disagreeable odour.’

On the beauty of whites and blacks
>'And is this difference of no importance? Is it not the foundation of a greater or less share of beauty in the two races? Are not the fine mixtures of red and white, the expressions of every passion by greater or less suffusions of colour in the one, preferable to that eternal monotony, which reigns in the countenances, that immovable veil of black which covers all the emotions of the other race? Add to these, flowing hair, a more elegant symmetry of form, their own judgment in favour of the whites, declared by their preference of them, as uniformly as is the preference of the Oran-utan [orangutan] for the black women over those of his own species. The circumstance of superior beauty, is thought worthy attention in the propagation of our horses, dogs, and other domestic animals; why not in that of man?'

On the artistic ability of blacks
>‘Never yet could I find that a Black had uttered a thought above the level of plain narration...never saw an elementary tract of painting or sculpture.’

>The great founder suggested that although Blacks had been exposed to every physical, literary, religious, and artistic achievement imaginable none of them seemed capable of rising to the level of Whites. He even compared their resting habits to that of wild animals, said their communication was based almost entirely on irrational emotion, and questioned their ability to comprehend religious questions.

- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia

http://faculty.uml.edu/sgallagher/ThomasJefferson.htm
http://www.stolaf.edu/people/fitz/COURSES/Jefferson--Notes.htm

Do you or do you not follow the principles of our great founding father, Thomas Jefferson?
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>>57498579

>rest of the continental US including Texas can't even fit in Texas

Is the rest of the country even trying?
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>>57498675
uhhh, you don't get to post lewd things anon, plz delet that
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>>57498478
>>57498382
>>57498362
>>57498323
>I spend time on 4chan IRC channels
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>>57498553
Is this a pornstar? Is there more for me to touch myself to?
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>>57498267
The ass was fat
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>>57498693

*can

>>57498686

>conneticut
>"""""""""""""""""""rural""""""""""""""""
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>>57498610
I've heard this definition used before and how 'blacks cant be racist' because there are no tools in society for them to be 'racist' by that definition, but following that definition NO ONE in the USA is racist ever since the civil rights movement.

What is their argument against that?
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>mfw a tragic/relevant/historic/current event happens on my birthday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28qsyIkT6uk

fucking swedes
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>>57498323
>he's not in /midwest/
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
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>>57498396
>>57498688
So based
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not a fan of this new "bullying Canada" meme
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>>57498688
>tfw getting jungle fever
>Tfw no skinny hood rat gf
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>>57498719
>I don´t communicate with other human beings
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>>57498729
There are rural parts of Connecticut but its a shitty suburb for people commuting to NYC regardless
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>>57498753
hola abuelita
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>>57498770
LEIF'D
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>>57498719
>I don't
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>>57498739
They can't cite anywhere where that definition comes from, perhaps except for Tumblr or some self-hating Marxist professor from New England.
The idea that racism requires a position of power is baseless.
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Lest we forget
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>>57498726
Fat, supple, grippable. She also has hella tan lines.
I am excited to dig my nails as far as they will go into it.
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>>57498803
>i use post-ironic meta memes because i hold myself in high regard and am above such casual riff-raff, m'lady
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>>57498594

in order to win the greater toronto area he had to convince pajeet's cousins that he could be trusted
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>>57498897
When can we remove Toronto's voting rights?
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>Adding mean Icelanders to our General

reeeeeeeee
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>>57498770
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>>57498809
>>57498959
t. leaf erikson
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ignore proxies you idiots
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>>57498739
>there are no tools in society for them to be 'racist'

What "tools" would you use to be racist? A burning cross?
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>>57498950
Soon please
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>>57498959
>Implying CIA is from Iceland
He's been using different proxies over the past few months to evade bans from his constant shitposting
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>>57498847

The best way to start up a conversation with an American from any state other than California is to talk about how shitty California is. New Yorkers, Minnesotans, Nevadans, doesn't matter. They all fucking hate California.
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>>57498770
It's better than those faggots spamming anime avatars at least.
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I'm not sure, lads.
Might be gender fluid...
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>>57498959

آسف إذا أنا أساء لك
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>>57498198
kekekeekke minnesota for days
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>>57499054
kek
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Will 1mg of hydromorphone keep me from sleeping or will I be able to actually sleep tonight? Don't want to spend a sleepless night desu
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>>57498198
Minnesota is still ours. Texas is Mexicos.
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>>57499027
>Implying I'm a proxy
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>come back
>autists still talking about an irrelevant state
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>>57499100
If you haven't ever done a pain killer before crush it up and snort it, it will hit you pretty good and it won't burn, drip is pretty good too, it should knock you right out
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>>57499121
>LEIF'D country doesn't know he's property of Iceland
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>>57498950
>>57499019

If Southern Ontario would just catch fire I would be so happy
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>>57499166
>he's still trying to force that mexicans meme
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>>57499181
Sad
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>>57499217
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>>57499181
At least we have minnesota
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>>57499217
>he's not a meme
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are we just shitposting now?
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@57499244
@57499283
Neither of these posts deserve (you)s
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>5 hours until bed time
What should I do, /cum/
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@57499367
Fuck you, I got digits you fucking faggot
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Alright, back from chick fil a. What did I miss?
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>>57499383
>What should I do, /cum/

Answered your own question there
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>>57499180
I tried Clonazepam once, it felt breddy good but I never tried it again. I used it oraly, and now I have this hydromorphone. I don't a load of drugs in my time but I never snorted anything and I won't try anytime soon. I'll just swallow it. If I don't feel shit than so be it. I just hope at least it puts me to sleep or help.
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>>57498464
post tits now
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>>57499343
when has this not been a shitposting geneal?
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>>57499439
Trust me man, live a little and just crush it and snort it, you'll be ok
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>>57499439
Hydromorphine only has like a 25-30% bioavailability, that's why a lot of people who use it snort it
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>>57499045
Yeah because California is a cancee
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>>57499439
I have some clonazepam but crushing shit up and snorting it seems like crossing a line or something.
t. alcoholic
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>>57499548
It isn't unless you have a steady supplier
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>>57499439
>don't
done* fug

>>57499493
>>57499548
Snorting feels so gross, so dirty, so wrong.

>>57499510
In other words, taking ir oraly is a waste?
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>Your marriage in Belgium is almost guaranteed to fail
This is kinda upsetting 2bh, dumb euros
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>>57499686
>In other words, taking ir oraly is a waste?

yeah pretty much. 25-30% when taken orally. most of the time that drug is used with an IV
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Which path do I choose /cum/
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>>57499686
Stop being a fucking pussy AND JUST DO IT
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>>57499690
>His marriage is a failure
>Just like his country
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>>57499690
western ideals were a mistake
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>>57499733
up
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>>57499742
Iceland has the lowest of any western european country after super religious Ireland, how do you guys do it?
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>>57499759
EW I ALREADY REGRET THIS
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>>57499045
Californian's hate California.
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>>57499872
Easy, don't get married.
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>tfw no icelandic gf/bf
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>>57499686
it is a waste to snort benzos
they are not absorbed well intranasally
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>>57499904

Woodsy Californians hate the bay area, Southern Californian's and the Bay area are tsundere for each other, and everyone hates central california
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>>57499952
B-BUT I WAS TOLD EVERYBODY LOVES FRESNO D:
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>>57498455

He got shot before he could
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>>57499929
Hey
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Holy fuck I just woke up a few minutes ago, But before that I woke up but i couldn't move any part of my body and I could only look around with my eyes. I was completely terrified but somehow I don't really remember it but i'm up now

what the fuck happened to me
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>>57499984

where the fug did you hear that
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>>57499912
So are you saying only people that really want to get married marry there?
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/cum/ how do i make friends
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>>57500005
sleep paralysis lad
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>>57500024
I'M YOUR FUCKING FRIEND FAGGOT
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>>57500013
Yup
>>57500024
Ask to suck their dicks
Instant friendship
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>>57500024

bribe them
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yet no green card, lads.
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>>57500005
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

OLD HAG SYNDROME BRO
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>>57500031
what the fuck, never heard of that before

why in the fuck did that happen
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>>57500024
Hi :3
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>>57500024
1) Attend a social event centered around similar interests
2) Be cool
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>>57499993
hi ;-)
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>>57500084
Did you see an old women tippy toe into your room and sit on your chest staring at you in the eyes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kozn8NaSsFs
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>>57500084
>why in the fuck did that happen
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>I hate california
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>>57500126
>be cool
>not B urself

Shamefur dispray
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>>57499690
>those numbers in Muslim countries

Tell me again, why hasn't /pol/ accepted Islam as the one true faith?
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>>57500185
be cool initially to pique their interest, and then once you know them a bit you can b urself
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>>57500024
;___; I guess i'm not doing a good job then, i try
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>Why yes i am from Iceland haha
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>>57500072
>>57500153
I always wanted to experience SP. My friend has it regularly and it's the single most terrifying thing that happens to hin.
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>>57499690
>divorcetugal
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>>57500235
it is fucking terrifying
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>>57500229
>Why yes I am from Chinada xixi
>>57500151
Wanna fugg
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Please god, don't tell me there's people from Quebec posting here

RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>57499952

>mfw driving on I-5 through the Stockton/Fresno/Bakersfield triangle late at night
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>>57500300
fuck you, you posted that same pic with filename in /brit/

don't think i'm not up to your silly gimmick
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>mexico will never be first world
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>>57500321

>darkness everywhere
>cant see shit
>suddenly the smell of cow shit hits you like a freight train
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>>57500084

Ayy lmao
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>mom and stepdad have been back together for all of 5 hours
>already fighting again

I think it'd be quicker and easier to just fucking kill myself than get a job and move out
I don't understand how two 40~ year olds can act like teenagers all the goddamn time
Are all married couples this awful, /cum/?
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Going to sleep lads

See you in 10 hours

>>57500330
>Hurr durr you posted this fire in anothel thlead

And?
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>>57500349
>Mexico will never get nuked
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>>57500300
i wanna fugg you hard
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>>57500382
fuck you icenigger
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>>57500390
Gonna have to wait, cause I need to go to sleep and then class
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>>57500390
Don't you have anything better to do, Sam? I'm sure /pol/ misses you unless you got BTFO
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>>57500312
/fr/ is dead so I'm posting here anon
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>>57500355
No, my Mom and Dad met at 17, they are in their late 50's now and have been happily married for over 30 years
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>>57500349
At least Canada and U.S.A don't have a boring friend, no?
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>>57500384

fuccboi
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>>57500352

>tfw
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>>57500468
hmmm you want some fucc papi?
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>>57500474
>weedpatch
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>>57500474
>Weedpatch
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>>57500474

shit son, you dont live there, right?

RIP
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>>57500435
Fucking saved
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>>57500474
UNA
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>tfw quebecois replies to me
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>tfw only SDAnon west of the Missouri
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>>57500627
I get it, you're a special snowflake
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>>57500627

at least you'll always have bigfoot
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>>57500547

Nope, had to drive through it twice though.
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Hey, Macedon.

I know it's a day late, but if you're in this thread right now I want you to know I'm doing that mustard on the steak thing. I'm not too sure exactly how I'm supposed to add it, so I'm going to just squirt it in once's cooking a little at the sides.
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>>57500435
Gonna need a sauce on that
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>>57500652
I didn't intend for this meme

What a happy coincidence

>>57500660
Bigfoot's a faggot who rides his bike to work and eats injun babies
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obsessed
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>>57500660
I thought most bigfoot sightings were in Washington, Oregon and California?
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>>57500735
t. reddit
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>>57500735
mind if i save this
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>>57500735
Just a funny meme lad
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>>57500764
>triggered
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>>57500746

Ive never heard of Bigfoot sightings here, and I live in the boonies
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>>57500764

>creates reddit
>trying to call other people out on "redditing"

lul
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>>57500666
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My town :3
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>>57500746
The Sioux also had Bigfoot spirit-things, most Native Americans did.
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>>57500788

A meme. suuuurreee
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>>57500816
wow can i cum over ?
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>>57500816
>coastie
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>>57500790
>>57500819
>tfw when no bigfoot to hunt in boston or nyc
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>>57500836
Me on the right
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>>57500910

>florida
>texas
>Missouri

Theyll really believe anything, wont they
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>>57500816
on lake erie?
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>>57500924

nope.
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>>57500947
how did you know reeeeee
>>
>Travis, a self-identified "sovereign citizen," demanded that the charges against him be dropped. "My point is that all laws are commercial in nature and I am a natural-born human of the American land," Travis said. "Since all laws are commercial in nature and I choose not to do business with this court, I ask that this case be dismissed."

Only in America...
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>>57500942
I think they have there own versions
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>>57500924
Why Alberta?
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>>57500981
He's gonna get beaten up in prison
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>>57496886
Where are the Chinese?
>>
>>57501032
*whomped
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>>57500836

>not posting the original
>>
lol cum
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>>57501092
THERE HE IS
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>>57501092


There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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>Californians
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/11/politics/duncan-hunter-vaping-congressman-plane-amendment/
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>>57500924
>boom/bust economy
>no culture except pierogies and drunken natives
>high crime rate
>everyone descended from 1900s immigrants with no connection to canada's history
>cold, dark, and depressing as shit, no landscape aside from some mountains and some trees in the north, not even any syrup
>people are the exact same as americans in lifestyle, mentality, way of speaking and manners
>act like they are the lifeblood of the country and that everyone else is trying to tear them down

Applies to the rest of the Prairies as well. Prairies = SHIT
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>>57500806
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>>57501149
I agree but you sound a bit insecure.
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>>57501154
I can kind of get a bit of an extra zest. I know you're probably not going to read any of this if you get around, Macedon, but mustard is an alright choice. I might need to put a lot more if I want the actual kick though.
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>>57501167
I don't come to generals enough to bother with extra flags
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>>57501116
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>>57500608
>>
How do I seduce a white, religious, middle-eastern qt?
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>>57500976
been around those parts before, lake erie is pretty recognizable cause the land around it is flatter then lake huron and less devolped then lake ontario
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>>57501372
what parts exactly?
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>>57501369

Go to Iran
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@57501369
>white
>middle eastern
>religious
>qt
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>>57501402
lol idiot nice quote
>>
>>57501402
Hahaha
What an idiot

Everyone, point and laugh
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>>57501473
>>57501523
what did i miss
>>
AJJJ
>>
>>57501536
>>57501523
>>57501473
I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN HER ASSHOLE
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low energy thread
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I hope you all die
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>>57501592
literally me, thats literally me
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>>57501592
>>57501632
I'm going to find these kids and lock them in a room full of starving grizzlies
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>>57501566

I'm working right now, but I really really want to fall asleep in my chair.

so so sleepy
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>>57501634
inshallah
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>>57501592
why does this exist
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>>57501592
>>57501632
Kids need ass woopings
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
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>>57501677

>tfw this city is going to complete shit
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>>57501788
>>57501788
>>57501788
>>57501788
New bread
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>>57501592
>He's peruvian
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>>57497550
Im back heres a sandwich
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>>57496825
That's not in Canada tho
>>
>>57501799
reaper is a mexican cartel god and soldier 76 is some guy from Alberta
>>
>>57497838
You're still European. You're an honorary member here, an outsider who is welcome. Stay off our continent.
>>
the hispanics have invaded /brit/ we need a WALL quick
>>
To any Icelanders who are on this thread right now
What's it like there?
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>>57503102
Nerd
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>>57497526
>>>/twg/
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