2 (two) (dos) (壹) Phones
/mämmi/
>>57478582
>he's not a Muslim
>>57478619
1st for the Queen
4th for American Banter
Please make sure to vote
we MUST find the answer
http://strawpoll.me/7282072/
>>57478674
From what I remember he has literal teenage girls from Toronto advising him on what to do SJW wise. One got him to go to a Mosque that was later found to have terrorism connection.
>>57478657
I loved it, senpai. Had the small town autism feel.
>>57478784
I'm from Montreal, and the only small towns I've been to in Canada are in the Eastern Townships, which actually have colonial character. They're arent shitholes in the prairies with no history or culture.
>>57478773
Better poll
http://strawpoll.me/7296689
>>57478960
You bastard
>>57478866
>I'm from Montreal
Being from the snobby version of Toronto isn't a good thing, anon. It's pretty funny some city faggot would get upset about a small prairie town TV show.
>>57479010
At least I'm not Canadian
Iceland is now an honorary member of /cum/
/cumi/
>>57478960
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/we-stand-on-guard-for-iceland-canada-takes-its-turn-defending-only-nato-country-without-an-army
What does Iceland do in NATO if it doesn't have an army?
Are any of you lads worried the Queen and the House of Windsor won't rule Canada for eternity?
pic related, the British empire
>>57479041
>upset
I just think its a shit show and I'm upset insofar as it took slots away from better shows being aired.
>>57479100
Better yet: /imu/ or /umi/
>>57479152
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIUK_gap
>>57479190
>/imu/
Would keep the Aussies away
>>57479177
>from better shows being aired.
Like bad french dubs for American television shows? Or some African French tv shows you get from France?
>>57479294
Not going anywhere. You can stay here with the 13 colonies, spics and mummy's boy, we've got our own pet Icelad to keep us company.
>>57479308
I'm an anglo you tard. Better shows like re-runs of Kids in the Hall or Trailer Park Boys. Corner Gas was simply unfunny.
>>57479177
>Having royalty
>Caring about royalty
>>57479356
>we've got our own pet Icelad
Nothing beats the original m8
>>57479248
It kind of sounds like you're still allowed in NATO so Iceland can be used as a military lighthouse in exchange for protection against trespassers.
>>57479372
>anglo born in Montreal
That makes it funnier, actually.
>>57479390
this looks a whole lot like I would want to see the entire uncropped picture
>>57479526
Why is it that instead of support their anglo brethren in Quebec, anglo-canadians have a chip on their shoulder that makes them hate us even more than the french?
>>57479482
>you're still allowed in NATO
We were always in NATO for that purpose, to defend you from the reds.
Californians are autistic but it's really nice here.
t. Mountain/Snownigger
>>57479390
>having a president
>caring about the president
m-muh commander in chief
>>57479535
Its on e621 somewhere
>>57479628
What part are you in? Bay area reporting in.
>jacked off 3 days in a row
It's over for me. There's no recovering from this
>>57479662
Currently Laguna/3Arch area
>>57479714
Nice, enjoy your stay mate.
http://www.history.com/news/satellite-technology-suggests-new-viking-site-in-canada
Reminder that Canada is 100% Icelandic
>>57479628
Is that a bowl of decorative glass shards?
>uni stress
>take a week to mostly smoke weed and try to chill
>feel a few months behind on my classwork now
fuck lads
>>57479791
Thanks bud. I certainly will.
Any tips on picking up beach girls? I already sorta look like a local surfer dude but with dark hair and no Keanu Reeves accent.
>>57479842
It's a fire pit, we haven't used it for anything yet but turned it on once. P cool.
>>57479842
>flyovers don't have ceremonial glass shard bowls as decreed by the governator
>>57479944
>new hampshire
>flyover
Hey, Americunts, post that gif where Trump says: you have to go back.
>>57479966
>pretending New England is relevant outside of of NY
Be happy you guys are flyover, you get to keep things peaceful and low key.
>>57479974
Fuck off commie, I don't know how you do things in the U.S.S.R, but in 'Murica we don't do nothin' for free.
>>57480022
Tell that to the Somalis and Portuguese.
>>57479883
>taking a break in college.
You fucked up.
Class work first weed after. No drinking or hard drugs other than an occasional line of coke or adderal for test prep.
>>57479966
>thinking everybody is an attention whore regional flag user
>thinking NH isn't flyover
>>57479831
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbot_War
REMINDER THAT WE BEAT ICELAND IN A WAR
>>57480214
>Supported by
>Canadian reading comprehension
>>57480214
spain is iceland?
>>57479996
>Kuwait
>>57480214
>Canada fought Iceland in a """""war""""" over fish
it's like you guys are trying to be a meme
>>57480280
>>57480312
>Pretending the Icelandics weren't the power behind the throne
Spain is incompetent. Iceland is the true enemy.
>>57480328
>Implying A FUCKING LEAF isn't already a meme
>mfw east coaster thinks 90 miles is a long drive
>>57480397
I couldn't even get anywhere near out of Florida by driving 90 miles.
>>57480363
>Icelanders
>Secret masters of the world
Will Canadians stop at nothing to pretend they have anything on Iceland?
>>57480456
90 miles is barely leaving my driveway
>Canada
The rich people in power literally trying to start a civil war so we won't elect trump lads.
Don't let it happen.
>>57480468
Shut up. I don't know how to banter you.
>>57480214
>The Spanish Navy responded by deploying a second patrol boat. Canadian warships and patrol planes in the vicinity were authorized by Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien to fire on Spanish vessels that exposed their guns.
>The then prime-minister John Major risked his status within the EU community by actively speaking out against Spain. Because of this, some British fishing boats took to flying Canadian flags to show their support. This brought the conflict to European waters when a Cornish fishing boat, the Newlyn, then flying the Canadian flag, was arrested by a French ship that believed it to be Canadian. This dragged Britain from its position of passive backing into full support of the Canadians. Overnight, Canadian flags began to fly from all manner of British and Irish vessels, irking the Spanish.
That ended up being quite an interesting read
>>57480678
Muslims have never been good at banter
>>57480723
HEY
>>57480723
FUCK OFF GREENLAND
>>57480678
>a fucking leaf
>>57479884
Shit dude I don't know. I normally go to Santa Cruz where most the beach babes are part hippie and aren't my type.
>>57480866
Can we kick Canada out and have iceland be our new neighbors? They are way cooler desu
>>57480816
Sorry you're right.
Most Canucks are chinks, not muslims.
>>57480911
Sure, Iceland's pretty chill (no pun intended)
>>57480911
>Iceland
>Good
>>57480911
It could be arranged
>>57480866
>part hippie
As a honorary Deadhead I don't mind that but I'm in a bit of a wealthy area and a lot of girls are the stereotypical blonde/bronze white girl who do nothing but sunbathe. Seems trickier, hippies are at least honest about wanting to fuck you.
>>57481006
You're using syrian refugees to say why iceland is worse than Canada?
You realize how many canada imported right? And they live right on the US border
>>57480468
>tfw you're memeing now but in the future there will be a scandanivian+anglo alliance of Canada, Iceland, Norway, Sweden (certain parts), Denmark, Finland, UK, ireland, Australia and NZ.
All high HDI, all Germanic culture, All geographically removed from EU and other danger spots in the 21st century. It will be the political alliance that carries the torch of the western world through the century of the Mongoloid and Negroid.
>>57481006
and now the PM's gone
When will your nigger pres resign?
>>57480962
>>57481097
>canada is germanic now
'lol'
>>57480214
:^)
>>57481166
WE STILL WON THE TURBOT WAR AGAINST YOU ICEKEKS
>>57481142
>predominantly protestant anglo, or white european assimilated as such
>predominantly speak germanic language
>biggest ethnic group among european immigrants is german
>>57481142
Yes
https://youtu.be/8t2963kRr7g
guys our robot overlords are a lot more lewd that I expected them to be...
>>57481240
>predominantly protestant anglo, or white european assimilated as such
lol
>>57481109
Made it more Canadian for you
What is living off of ramen like? I'm asking cause ill be in that situation soon.
i GENUINELY enjoy the smell of my own farts/poo
>>57481166
>Annar Íslendingur að skíta á Kanada
Eðalsjomli ertu maður
>>57481240
>Biggest ethnic groups among immigrants are Chinese, Indian and Filipino
Cucked to the max
>jew york and vermont banning all state-funded transportation to dixieland because dixieland banned transgendered people
I expect such faggotry from jew york, but seriously vermont? You're really going to try and start a civil war because they banned people with a mental disability?
If this doesn't prove that vermont is NY's pocket I don't what does, we should kick them out of new england desu
This swede is annoyign me. some mexican escort him out of /cum/
>>57481377
>>57481377
>>57481377
Iceland is on fucking fire holy shit
>>57481445
You may as well live off of coffee and cigarettes
What's the english word for that thin skin that forms on the surface of milk while it's cooling after being boiled?
>>57479372
Corner Gas wasn't funny because you can't relate to prairie culture :^)
>Iceland
>>57481549
milk skin
>>57481471
For 2016. Not raw amount of Canadian people.
>>57481587
You really gotta step it up you're getting rekt
>>57481587
>Canada
>>57481549
Curdles? Film?
>>57481445
why not eat something better than ramen? you can steal tons of good food from the grocery store by via self checkout
>>57481656
delet
>>57481629
>2016
IT´S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>57480058
HOL' UY BOYO WHY U DON WUNT US DER??
>>57481656
What I wouldn't do to be able to talk to this guy in person and tear his ideology apart.
worst official counter strike map ever.
>>57481683
>stealing when you can budget, buy wholesale and buy local produce for cheap
This thread is reminding me how stupid candians actually are
>Canada
>>57481587
ANSCHLUSS
>>57481728
iceland is literally too poor to afford mcdonalds lmao
good food.
Have Canadians realized that weed man is a syrian implant yet?
Fuck Iceland, I'm moving to minnesota
>Not living in Canada and investing in your maple-syrup-flavored weed start-up with a gov't interest free-loan.
>How can FAGGOTS even compete?
>>57479658
care to tell everyone what e621 is lad
>>57481850
>Believing that honor murders are barbaric is fedora now
neck yourself
Why is /cum/ so shit now? it used to be an oasis from annoying flag wars in /int/. Idk.
>>57481792
>canada
>local produce
this reminds me how stupid you are
not to mention if he's planning on living off ramen he clearly does not have the money to buy wholesale, and wholesale is only marginally cheaper than a normal grocery store like superstore or wal mart, in canada
you're out of your element
>>57481656
>This shit's real
>>57481820
>McDonald´s closes down just after the Yanks leave
You cannot make this shit up
>>57481899
G O O G L E
>not knowing e621
Newfag
>>57481913
local flag tripfagging extension killed it
I don't know why they don't just start tripfagging, they probably think flag exension is tripfagging for their own secret club.
>>57481896
>Fuck Iceland
Your mum already did
>>57481946
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/E621
this is getting confusing
>>57481905
>missing the point because you're literally that autistic
Honor killings are barbaric, that's not why you're tipping your fedora.
>>57481942
I mean it's not a secret that we use our corporations as a form of imperialism. In fact I think it's one of the most well know parts of our country...
>>57481991
>>57481656
Remember when you considered adopting our currency?
No wonder Iceland isn't doing so well.
>>57482014
Explain why I am then, because I want to change the view of somebody who is clearly misguided? Is being a human fedora now?
>>57481747
t. Canadian in Freedomland
>>57481925
Oh yeah, I forgot you live somewhere where the only thing that grows is your Muslim population
>>57481994
Its a furry porn site
Not much more than that
>>57482058
You should consider adopting our currency, it's very strong and supported by gold reserves
>>57481974
Minnesota
>>57482092
Literally live in the most freedom state of all of freedom land (NH).
Never call me a Canadian, I'd rather be German at this point.
>>57482064
>lacking this much self awareness
I can see why you were bullied in school
>>57481991
>>57482170
>NH
>Not Canada
Sounds aboot right, eh?
>>57482174
I was actually the HB on my highschool football team.
I get the feeling that you are really the fedora and you're just shitposting because you don't have anything else to do today
>>57481946
No, you have to tell us what it is
I already know but the other lads don't, and I'm sure they'd like to
>>57482206
Live free or die bjork
>>57481665
I seriously don't know. And it's weird because, it should be a pretty common thing because there's no better way to preserve milk in a low tech environment, like a regular farmer household. The thing is that people here by tradition either made cheese directly from fresh milk or boiled milk to get that layer of fats and proteins, which can be preserved for quite some time. And when set aside like that it has a special name. And then it struck me that I don't know how to translate that into english.
>>57482276
You seem to have misunderstood me, I was not insulting your freedom, but implying you were aCanuck. let me tell you again in Canadian.
يبدو عن الحق، إيه؟
>>57482064
>I want to change the view of somebody who is clearly misguided
He's not for honour killings. He just doesn't want loaded language used against the people who do it.
The guy is a marxist who only thinks the difference between people is indoctrination.
>>57482342
How can I be free and be Canadian at the same time?
>>57482342
>>57482101
>>57482354
So he doesn't want people to be rude to murderers? Really?
>>57482145
Yes, very strong
>>57482388
Being free=Being in the U.S.
>>57482446
>using 7 year old numbers
Using that logic you'd still have gold reserves
>>57480723
This desu
Muslims were never good at banter because they get butthurt so easily which aftects their ability to retort
>>57482464
That makes even less sense bjork.
So I'm both canadian and american, why exactly?
I mean if you're implying it's because the border isn't too far from here you would be better off calling me a frog, as quebec has a much bigger influence here than the SJW mussie cannucks.
>>57482574
>quebec frogs
>not canucks
Quebecker detected
>>57482523
We keep our gold where you keep your rotting sharks head, in the ground.
>>57482609
Heh, I guess you could call them canucks but I don't think many people would agree with that.
Cancucks
Why is Arizona always guaranteed red but New Mexico is always guaranteed blue?
Why are aussies such cucks guys?
https://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/4dlput/partners_sons_build_help
>>57482639
We keep it in a vault like financially savvy people
>>57482729
difference between illegal and legal mexicans
>>57482708
>Canuck is an anagram for an cuck
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
What is Iceland going to become after their republic collpases? They seem to change their system every 40-60 years and it's been just about that long.
>>57482871
Anarchist commonwealth, just like the old days
or maybe fascist, they've been on the rise lately
>>57482759
>financially savvy people
>credit rating starts with B
>go to the vermont subreddit
>they haven't even mentioned their state is trying to start a civil war
I wonder if their citizens even know what their government decided for them. If this happend just next door people would be protesting
gud morning /cum/-chan
gib green card
>>57483025
>Trusting Jew banker ratings
How does it feel to be rated the same as sub-prime mortgages?
>>57483066
no
>>57483048
>going to reddit
Kys
>>57483066
why don't you enter the green card lottery?
>>57483066
You're here forever~
>>57483048
>their state is trying to start a civil war
>>57483168
Literally nowhere else to find vermonters discussing things lad, it's a means to an end.
>>57483179
It does matter if you have one, weedman will arrest you anyway.
>>57483218
>banning all government funded transportation to dixie land because dixies are trying to ban transgender people or some shit
Literally trying to dictate what other states do by using hostile actions.
This is something states haven't really done (act hostile to each other) since the war.
>>57483222
Facebook you dweeb
>>57483120
b-but i want to move to US
>>57483179
I should probably look into that
>>57483198
I refuse to accept that desu
>>57483289
>going to facebook
>>57483288
Wonder what side canada would take
>>57483310
the wheat fields always drag you back
>>57483310
>I should probably look into that
55000 green cards
13 million entrants
Better odds playing the actual lottery
>Quebec
>Ontario
>British Columbia
>Alberta
>PEI
>Nova Scotia
>>57483414
I refuse
Also there are no wheat fields in Winnipeg
>>57483429
Might as well though, no harm.
>Planes
>>57483334
>he isnt a normie
In real life Facebook is a requirement for your professional life for communication and networking.
>>57483448
>Nova Scotia
>Arabic
Literally what? Never seen an Arab in my life
>>57483448
I'd rather have Chinese money than drug dealing rapists.
>>57483575
Move to a different province.
Try Guelph desu
>>57481490
the free market will fix it ;^)
>>57483683
>Minnesota
Sweden 2.0
I'm off to the beach lads.
Wish me luck with the cute beach babes
>>57483683
>Filipinos moving to West Virginia
????
Where the Fuck are the Mexicans?
>>57483655
I have multiple jobs and no facebook lad.
It's only a requirement if you live in one of those SJW liberal states that want to dictate every aspect of your life.
>>57483683
>myanmar
>>57483761
But I wanna be in a big city
>>57483683
>bhutan
>literally never heard of the country
I'm now convinced this is where my neighbors are from
>>57483874
dead
>>57483897
Brandon's a big city if you know what I mean :^)
>>57483878
Facebook can look literally however you want it to.
Your news feed could be /pol/ or Tumblr depending on what you like/block
>>57483935
lewd, if you're implying what i think you're implying
>>57483448
No matter where in the world, the Arabs will follow the French.
>>57483874
California
>>57483873
Probably work as nurses.
>>57483963
It's also a cess pool of narcissism and deception. And that's if you ignore that they permanently store all data and things related to you on their servers, including things that aren't even on facebook.
For instance, most popular websites have a facebook button on them now, you may not know this, but those buttons track your location regardless of if you click them or not.
If you go to a bunch of these websites (even porn sites have them) then later log into facebook, it gives facebook the data of all the sites you were on with those buttons on them and they store that information permanently.
There are ways to block them, but there's a little fun factorino for those not-so-technologically savvy people out there.
>>57483897
Big cities are for chumps.
>weebs have arrived
RIP good /cum/
>Total War: Warhammer
>>57484180
>it's gonna probably be a pile of steaming shit
>>57484029
>try to look up obscure fact about Brandon being big
>see a new flag
>didn't realize we changed our city flag more than 5 years ago
how the fuck didn't I notice
>>57484141
I guess I'm a chump then ;_;
I just like how much anonymity you have in big cities, and it is just a cool feeling.
I also don't like driving
Just found out something about my own state lads, feels pretty good.
>NH is the wealthiest state in the developed world, beating Luxembourg, Norway, and Switzerland.
>>57484267
Didn't even know you guys had a flag
>>57484275
>I also don't like driving
DEFINITELY a chump
nig nogs
>>57484267
>A FUCKING LEAF's observational skills
>>57484398
I like driving
just with no other people around desu
>>57484398
Too stressful desu
>>57484468
>stressful
nah man it's really relaxing as long as you're not shit at it or in a high traffic area
>>57484356
If weed was legal this state would be pretty much perfect.
Besides the heroin addiction of course.
>>57484510
To each their own, it is stressful as fuck for me
>Canada
>autistic
>weebs
>chinks
>muslims
>bad at banter
>bad at life
>crashing economy
>weedman
>Iceland
>cool
>witty
>fantastic banter
>beautiful women
>beautiful men
>hardened
>professional
>passionate
>well informed
Why are we /cum/ and not /imu/ again?
>Midwest
USA is shit, discuss
Finally some rain
>>57484745
Good question
Literally what the fuck is a New Hampshire?
>>57484832
A lot of it is yes, just like a lot of europe is shit and a lot of russia is shit and a lot of the planet is shit.
>>57484832
At least we aren't Russia
d-did iceland leave yet? can i come back?
>>57484905
White peoples best kept secret.
Pretty much the last bastion of white people on this planet.
>pretty much all white people
>richest state
>lowest poverty rates
>lowest homeless rate
>lowest violent crime rate
>all 4 seasons
>10/10 nature
>you can do any sport or activity you want
>not overcrowded
>no sales tax
>no tax on alcohol
>live just a few miles from sports royalty and 2 of the top 3 unis on the planet
And you know why all this is possible? Because it's guarded by New Englanders, the most straight forward assholes on the planet. Most people can't stand to live here because it's so high energy.
Oh and lots of drugs, waay too many drugs.
>>57485011
go away
>>57485011
Not yet
>anime
![IcelandersvsC[an]ucks.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RUdAXvv.jpg "IcelandersvsC[an]ucks.jpg")
>>57485011
>Implying you can ever escape me
>>57485067
Oh I should've mentioned, during the recession our economy was actually growing and we had a excess of jobs.
>>57485136
>>57485067
>too many drugs
No such thing
>Undertale
>>57485233
Like that can stop me
>>57485255
When your community regularly needs to have gathers to pick up heroin needles in public parks, yes there is absolutely too many drugs.
>>57485266
good game, bad fandom
>>57485233
>being this much of a scared bitch
Ugh you guys.
Iceland takeover of Canada when?
>>57485266
Very good game but my friend who I showed it to is basically trying to kill it for me by constantly spamming memes about it.
![iu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HOym5VF.jpg "iu[1].jpg")
