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A New Socialist Empire edition
Iu
1st for /cum/
maisie
gays should be hanged
Why are all socialist leaders wrinkley grey old men and the socialist voters are all students?
maisie
nice Opposition m8
PM Questions isn't even fun anymore
Need to poo but very comfy
>>57494732
>this is the failed specimen of human being who thinks he can defeat anyone let alone me in combat
id cave your ribs in with a fart
Kyary
well thats just depressing lads
im sorry
had sex monday evening btw
Literally the only good thing to ever come out of the UK
why is our society humouring these transfreaks? they should be in institutions.
>tfw this is literally my brother
>meanwhile I have a weak jaw, brown eyes, and babyface
>>57494818
WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE
>>57494812
/brit/ is an abnormie board, fuck off.
>>57494793
ah yes, here's a good question for you mr prime minister
dorothy, 89, from manchester would like to know if you've seen her glasses
>>57494812
the other one was me x
People often make the mistake of equating higher education with common sense. I've discovered, within the world of politics, the more education a politician has is contrary to the amount of common sense they utilize whilst governing. It's a common malady that affects almost all politicians on both sides of the political aisle.
>>57494806
howling. thanks for this lad
why are women so fucking rude
me and the lads
Anyone else not sleep right when they've had a drink?
I'm dead to the world for the first few hours but then I end up being wide awake at like 3 am and spending hours trying to scrape a few more hours sleep together.
I fucking hate this shit.
>that feel when no girlfriend
I'm getting thirsty and hungry for love and affection, lads.
>>57494834
fucking lol. sauce?
Has Louis Theroux done a documentary on jihadis and fundamentalist Muslims yet?
>>57494812
>tfw last time was end of last year
NEED a shag
>>57494863
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK
>>57494806
>>57494787
Poleaboo thought football and sport was for idiots, he was too afraid to try in case he failed
i am a minarchist
>>57494892
Because of their entitlement.
>>57494809
dreamt about you last night
wish we could go back to these times.
Everyone had something to live for
>>57494834
howling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhTQxmBCiJc
>>57494860
looks pretty fun, and tbf none of them look like they are purposefully aiming for the face, responsible young kids. where i live people dickheads sometimes throw rockets into the crowd at the fireworks display, that aint really cool
Poleaboo has discovered a MTF trap on craiglist he might pay a visit to
>>57494793
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnB7a1Iy6ko&t=1170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsTcWs_kFQ&t=1361
>>57494792
>you don't know what it feels like, you don't crave cigarettes like a smoker does
Shit analogy.
I crave it like a starving man craves the food that he sees through the window just out of his reach every god damned day.
Dad just sent me this
>>57494796
holding in poos can be very comfy
>hold in poo
>caffeine buzz mixed with poo pushing against prostate creates state of euphoria
would recommend
someone go on the /int/ tab on omegle desu
>>57494812
wonder how many of these were women
When was the last time you hugged your mum?
>>57494963
me bottom left opening my third eye
>>57494698
no I mean my entire profile like interests and other things since its from high school and hasn't been updated much at all since.
>>57494905
yeah, even if im really drunk i'll crash for like 4 hours and wake up
>>57494933
>he was too afraid to try in case he failed
you lack character
>>57494905
yeah a lot of people
son's wife sent me this
>>57494723
As a Canadian, I can tell you the modern NDP are false progressives. They're pro NATO, pro Israel as the rest of them.
>tfw I will never be a teenage in the 80s
>>57495013
You might be gay lad
>that feel when you just shitpost and people call you desperate
jezus christ how can i rid off my 4chan addiction and move on normal sites with registration?
>>57494962
Very excited by this prospect. Do tell.
>>57494263
Every time I go out in town I see dozens of young, attractive, obviously middle-class birds, it fucking aches. They're a whole social league above me. I'm probably invisible to them.
This is amplified x100 in the summer when all the fit girls are wearing barely anything. Fuck summer, seriously.
>>57495038
had a laugh. cheers
>>57495069
i want to suck a turd out of her dark spicy mexican arsehole
>>57495063
mens bumholes just don't look inviting at all
like putting a square peg in a round hole
>>57495096
don't knock it till you've tried it
Poleaboo has a driving lesson tomorrow
First one in two weeks
Forgotten everything, can't be expected to remember anything after such a large time gap
>>57494996
Literally everyone here would do the same if given the chance
>>57495064
Way back when but Poleaboo has tried a lot of stuff recently
>>57495102
Hey, I still like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVQy9LWlGvM
watching THIS
>>57495033
:^)
>>57495090
Thats not to say paper socialists aren't better than steam roller fascists.
>>57494900
>tfw no Charlifu
>>57494933
thought you stopped being so scared of detective? thought scotlands laws didnt apply here?
at any rate thats probably contributed to your current err *briefly raises eyebrows and glances down* state
i was stronger than 90% of the weird neeks in my class
smashed some fairy's glasses once accidentally but i didnt mind really because he was a self pitying mopey twat an i hope he learned his lesson
guarantee i could have you in five seconds flat
>>57494962
extremely gay
@57495163
don't crash and die
>>57495090
That's a bit of a non sequitir
>>57495113
I like summer 2bh
well /Brit/, it seems we all have autism then
Thats good to know
>>57495113
Sometimes I'm gladdened by the knowledge that limeys suffer the same struggles I do.
I really, really want a hug.
The actual number of crimes in Germany committed by migrants in 2015 may exceed 400,000.
The report does not include crime data from North Rhine-Westphalia, the most populous state in Germany and also the state with the largest number of migrants. North Rhine-Westphalia's biggest city is Cologne, where, on New Year's Eve, hundreds of German women were sexually assaulted by migrants.
>>57495170
anyone with a 3 part name is a certified wanker
>>57495090
They're TRUE progressives. You have the most left-wing Western government of the 21st Century.
Poleaboo is also thinking of confusing his driving instructors leg with the handbrake tomorrow to see if he's suspicions of her having feelings for him are true
>>57495209
>/Brit/
hello r3ddit!
>>57495227
*goes in to hug you*
*pulls away at the last second*
*spits in your face*
hahaha FUCK YOU
That missing girl has been found in Wigan.
>>57495170
Had that parked in my sub box, didn't know anything about him and didn't want to bother trying to learn.
Guess I'll give it a shot now.
>>57495195
wahey you spelt it rong
DICKHEADD AHAHAHAHA
sequitur you absolute pratt
>>57495246
excellent post
>>57495227
*hugs you from behind and grinds on you*
>>57495168
fine, call me desperate now
>>57495185
would pay handsomely to see you obliterate poleaboo's face
>>57495241
do people not have middle names in ireland?
>>57495253
her or her remains?
>>57495209
says who? who says?
>>57495185
addendum: the other 10% were the scary sort of hulking retards
>>57495229
source?
>Southern England is better than Northern England
When. Was. The. Last. Time. You. Hugged. Your. Mum?
>Freshers
>blink
>Mid-20s
J
U
S M H
T
>>57495297
yeah but who the fuck actually uses their middle name on a regular basis
>Canada
started talking to this girl at work today, well when I say talk, it was mainly her. late 20s lass, was telling me about how all her friends and people from her class are all married and have children and how she's still waiting for mr right. she was like "I don't think I can wait much longer". was going to turn on the charm as I could have easily got in there but it just felt wrong, like taking candy from a child.
what is wrong with me
>>57495340
this afternoon
>>57495359
me
>>57495290
>call me desperate
No. That's disparaging. You've done nothing to warrant that.
>>57494812
I had a shitty blowjob, does that count?
>>57495340
on sunday
>>57495297
Alive
>>57495367
wanker
>>57495290
didn't mean to upset you
sorry :(
>>57495340
About. A. Week. Ago.
weekagoweekago
>>57495340
mum never hugs me for some reazon.
she never hugged me in the childhood as well.
:c
>>57495214
Yeah and I wish JFs would stop saying that British girls are ugly because half the birds in my sixth form were at least a 6/10 and it made my balls ache.
fucking hate googling disease symptoms lads
>have a small slightly tender bump under the base of my skull
>walking around thinking i have an aggressive form of brain cancer now
i-its just a little lump that'll clear on its own, r-right? haha...
>why yes, I am Canadian
Who's objectively superior? Maisie or Sophie?
Eating a blood orange lads
Command prompt's being a dick. Doesn't even give me an error when I type things erroneous things anymore, just goes onto a fresh line as if nothing happened.
>>57495367
wanker
>>57495340
I don't remember
>>57495428
isnt beth irish
>>57495340
i don't remember
we're all a tad autistic so touching isn't something we're into
>>57495402
nah mate , it has to be penetration and you have to cum inside them
>>57495469
northern
>>57495416
what have you done?
I'm almost crying right now.
>>57495424
Been listening to that on repeat haha [fire emoji]
>>57495425
aw *hugs you*
>>57495402
FONT
ive been on this fucking website all day
if my shins haen't desplinted by tomorrow i shall crawl out on my hands and drag myself to town and back
thinking about it im sure that would be a fantastic upper body exercise
why dont more people do it
>>57495443
sophie
whats the deal with this desperate gay russian guy?
>>57495428
>tfw all the uggos from school and sixth form went to uni and somehow got really fit
really really upsetting state of affairs
>>57495428
Honestly British girls do tend to have certain unattractive features. I don't even care though because their accent adds like 3 points in my book. Obviously that's different for you.
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrmIO_Rkmkc
So sick of blacks appropriating our culture. Gonna find this guy and record a YouTube video confronting him
ive been on this fucking website all day
if my shins haen't desplinted by tomorrow i shall crawl out on my hands and drag myself to town and back
thinking about it im sure that would be a fantastic upper body exercise
why dont more people do it
African Cultural Centre, 286-290 Cambridge Heath Road, London E2 9DA, UK
>>57495514
addendum: i mean lying flat on the floor and dragging yourself forward with your hands
not walking on your hands as it may have sounded like
I've got an opportunity to study in England for a semester.
The options were some anonymous northern post-industrial shit'ole, some corner of London, or Canterbury.
Is University of Kent a comfy place?
>>57495185
Fine
I am Poleaboo
and I'm not afraid of you, detective or anyone else who walks this earth
If you stand between me and my destiny, I will rip your face off
> Canada
>>57495519
Yikes. That mudshark slag?
>>57495109
we were in a restaurant, for some reason my parentals were with us, and this begins playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFspdThBHqM
so then dada and mumsie start saying things like "god whats this rubbish", "the music they make nowadays", "terrible noise" and so on
i can see youre getting quite annoyed by this so i begin egging them on with little asides such as "its not great", "i think its quite repetitive"
however i cant meet youre eyes as otherwise id burst out laughing and parentals would be horrified that theyve offended their guest
and then that segment ended and as far as im aware you didnt appear again. all of last nights dreams were strangely vivid, kept going back and forth from saudi to italy aswell, fairly exhausting the entire experience 2bh
>>57495340
the other day, i got angry at her and then apologised
>>57495565
shut up
>>57495481
for what it's worth you seem like a really nice person
if you lived closer I'd take you out
>>57495565
FOY
>>57495551
how did you get my address
>>57495340
Christmas
>>57495569
*lancastrian squire hands me my glaive*
its treason then
>>57495608
I want to know what /brit/'s opinion is.
>>57495613
What?
>I am Poleaboo
>Socialist
>Empire
>>57495666
shut up
>I don't know how to greentext but that's not a problem, eh?
>just did an 11 hour shift
>only back like 40 minutes ago
>back in 8am
>9 days straight
how do I stop my phone posting shitty notifications from my FB feed? pissing me roight off
>>57495340
6 years ago
>>57495666
FOY
>>57495600
You're not going to believe this but I had an eerily similar dream just a few weeks ago.
>>57495507
you gettin' cheeky?
awful edition
awful posters
awful everything
very awful
>>57495302
a foreigner on 4chan if im honest
>I am Poleaboo
>and I'm not afraid of you, detective or anyone else who walks this earth
>If you stand between me and my destiny, I will rip your face off
>>57495514
haha, not even Poleaboo is that sad, he played some Hearthstone, watched the soaps and is watching the football highlights now
It's laughable that you think you'd stand a chance against Poleaboo in a knife fight
>>57495540
blacks are appropriating our culture by using electricity, running water and benefits of modern science 2bh
should i do a late night skeg
>>57495697
disable facebook/phone
if girls cared about nice guys, I'd have to hottest gf here 3bh
>>57495565
No. I've been to Uni of Kent and the campus is shit.
I'd go for London, but search up about the borough to make sure it's not some paki-infested shithole.
Which Northern Uni was it?
>>57495565
What are the other uni's you mong.
>>57495723
'sheed
>It's laughable that you think you'd stand a chance against Poleaboo in a knife fight
>>57495697
sign out of facebook
>>57495777
such an ugly cunt
>>57495600
>taking me to dinner to meet your parents
maximum hyper gay lmao
Think the dreams have dried up for me again. Had an extremely vivid and quite scary dream at are lad's dad's house and then the Perf one the night after as perhaps a bit of an aftershock. Shan't expect another for a good while.
just did a meditate lads
feel slightly better but uncomfortable feelings have surfaced and not quite sure how to deal with them 2bh
>>57495777
poleaboo is more experienced than any of us with knives tbf
>>57495694
Even if you're on min. wage, at least you'll have a nice little wedge at the end of it.
fucking white people
>>57495788
>>57495758
I want to still have my phone logged in you monumental twats. I want _just_ the notifications disabled.
fucking pikeys
>>57495815
doing what with them
>>57495680
Detective is a lazy incompetent bastard who can't do anything unless it involves whiteknighting Polish girls or enforcing petty laws that are literally handed to him on a golden platter
>>57495858
well you can fuck right off then
>>57495829
t. Jamal
>>57495741
poleaboo is also a mentally ill sex offender without an iota of physical skill in his weedy little brown body
i am lithe like a panther and some say my reflexes teeter on the brink of superhuman
youd quite simply stand no chance, even after my past few days of calcification
once in peak physical condition, i will render you little more than a smear on the pavement before you have time to realise whats happening
>>57495811
>meditating
what a wanker
Growing up My parents bought the guardian every saturday, always voted labour and every friday listen to those comedies like the news quiz and the now show
along with demonisation by people like russel howard and the fact that the daily mail website is full of celebrity gossip, clickbait and bikini pictures
I always thought the daily mail was absolute shite and should always be dismissed, but reading it in waiting rooms/when a copy got left on the train im coming to the conclusion its not actually that bad with some pretty decent columnists
>>57495858
i dont care what you want
the only function your post and consequently, your existence serve me is to my brief amusement
*disconnects*
>>57495825
I'm salaried so whether I do 40 or 60, same monies
>>57495791
Fuck off, pigskin
>mfw poleaboo thinks he knows bwades
>>57495811
how
>>57495925
Telegraph is truly the patrician paper
>>57495882
self harm. you newspaz
>>57495858
disable notifications for that app you spanner
assuming android of course
>i dont care what you want
>the only function your post and consequently, your existence serve me is to my brief amusement
>>57495969
he uses a blunt razor blade to cut those tiny things into his arm
sick of being an ugly fucking kike mongrel
lads
bringin back some memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbIIMjPErK4
>I still live with my mum
hahahahahahahahahahaha. cant even fucking imagine
>>57495967
telegraph thinks we should replace basic justice with tax havens
starting a mariachi band and NONE of you are welcome to join me
>>57495777
I thought poleaboo would be uglier desu.
>>57495948
lol ugly brown manlet is mad
just got cucked by my wife's son's father's girlfriend's son's mother
think I really upset that russian poster
hasnt posted since
feel really bad now
they were really nice too, was a bit uncalled for
im sorry if youre reading this
Hey UK. I like your cunt. I went there and your women are so nice and friendly. I dont know why youguys complain about them.
>>57495987
>razor blade
>blade
> the flat cutting edge of a _____
>>57495718
silly dormouse
>>57495801
no there was no context to it, we were just suddenly magicked into a restaurant (unless theres a subconscious at play:))))000000)
>extremely vivid and quite scary dream at are lad's dad's house
because you were in a new and frightening place
>Shan't expect another for a good while
oh dear must have a very slow dare i say dormant mind
>>57496007
its called being lower class aka poor
wish i was a folk singer
Business idea: Get on a moped with a mate and drive through an estate, snatching iPhones from the hands of chavvy teenagers and riding away.
Could probably make £1200 a week if lucky.
The Times is the only patrician paper. No debate
reminder poleaboos jihad against the infidel is morally just
Was mr Chairman Mao really that bad of a guy?
>>57496024
did you intend for this to loop round?
>>57495760
>>57495763
Sorry. The options are
>Kingston University in London
>Lancaster University
>University of Kent in Canterbury
>University of Warwick
Which is the least shit? Also, which has the greatest quantity of English qts?
I've done almost no research. Mostly leaning towards Kent just because it went purple in 2014.
why does /int/ hate /brit/ so much lads?
is it jealousy? are they all rasheeds?
>>57496073
do you like this please
wish i had a bigger willy
>>57495967
never regularly read it t.bh
Used to occasionally get the i when travelling as its cheap and sometimes got the independent for a cheaper bottle of water at a train station
never got on with either, the opinion pieces are all too left wing
>>57496055
using one of these to cut yourself is a lot different to fighting with a knife
>>57496055
a razor blade is not a kinfe, im not having you even try to argue this you fucking mong
Poleaboo is travelling down to Buckinghamshire tomorrow with his brand new set of cameras
>>57496051
because they don't look too good
>>57496023
Poleaboo is statistically one of the taller people in this thread (he is above average height) and one of the more attractive (you need be one ugly mother fucker to be white and fucked up so badly you're spending nights chatting with him on a Indonesian shadow puppet discussion forum)
>>57495987
You have no idea, try cutting yourself, see how you do and compare
>>57496105
warwick probably is the best of that bunch
>>57496100
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/05/tax-avoidance-is-an-expression-of-basic-british-freedoms/
>>57496114
yeh theyre all 'sheeds mate thats why theyre are foreign
>>57496105
warwick is definitely the best
got a reputation for being full of oxbridge rejects though its not bad
>>57496105
Cretin
>>57496114
Double yes.
>>57496154
>try cutting yourself
no i'm not retarded
> Poleaboo is statistically one of the taller people in this thread (he is above average height) and one of the more attractive
howling
you ugly manlet
>>57496118
just be yourself
sleeping is only really a requirement now to not feel tired, i hate it
>>57496118
same
i kind of wish i had another half inch or another inch, then itd be perfect
nothing quite like an evening with cognac and Dawkins while my fedora rests upon my mighty brow
did churchill get fucked up the arse by rothschilds in the parliament toilets
> Poleaboo is statistically one of the taller people in this thread (he is above average height) and one of the more attractive
>>57496105
warwick is the best uni academically
but it's boring as fuck and full of cunts
you'd probably have a better time at uni of kent
depends what you want really
>>57496134
>>57496056
Indeed what with scary rock music and foreigners and keeping up appearances in a literal billionaire's flat.
My clever brain is merely shielding me from the overwhelming power of my imagination.
>>57496022
bear in mind thats 2 years old when he was still at uni
he's had a long period of self hatred and idle neetdom since
mans a slug by now like as not, wits of a flea and agility of an isopod
>>57496135
if cornwall comes anywhere near bucks' abode she will mash his organs into ground beef and make a pasty
My god just flicking through tinder, Irish women are so fucking ugly
How big is poleaboos dick? I feel he'd be like just under 6 inches.
>>57496117
lmao, didn't even realise it had its own flag
the people behind the extra flags app must be right madmen
>>57496231
>not knowing poleaboo was a /lit/ creative writing meme
>>57496118
*drops this on the floor*
*skips away into the fields*
hehehehehe
Should I cop?
>Watch out! He's got a knife!
>>57496243
If you're in Dublin or Cork then that is bullshit
ahh yes its a /b/rit personalities episode
>>57496289
yeah sick mate, are they on sale in clarks?
>>57496266
Razer = Blade
Blade = knife
∴ razor = knife
QED
>>57496161
>>57496170
>the one that's just outside of Birmingham
>that's the best one
Why do I not believe you?
>>57496311
Im in dublin, how is it bullshit?
Do any of you guys watch degrassi?
>>57496307
i'm gonna need to see your id sir
>>57496324
because youre a thick fucking yank who takes memes as fact
Do any of you guys watch porn?
>>57496273
This. Check the archives, someone was writing short stories from Poleaboo's perspective on /lit/ as far back as 2014.
>he's a 'sheed
morning lads
hoinj go bed
>>57496324
as i said earlier, academically it is
but if you're looking to have a good time then don't go there because it's boring
>>57496324
FUCK. OFF. YANK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. white Birmingham man
>>57496360
No you weirdo
normie women actually think they can lose 10lbs in a week
>>57496360
no, pronography is a sin
>>57496368
probably poleaboo blogging about himself in third person as he is wont to do
>>57496382
>>57496383
hmm
>>57496236
>My clever brain is merely shielding me from the overwhelming power of my imagination
yes...
...that'll be it of course
now then,
one ive already posted, if you'd be so kind as to save it
heres the next, going to be around 5-6 others i think
one thing though; you have to save them with the correct name, not just as a number or whatever
>>57496261
feel free to use it when ive added
>>57496360
i have been known to watch the odd pornograph
>>57496324
try doing some research instead of asking 4chan and youll find out warwick is the best of those unis
kingston and lancaster are shite unis
kent isnt bad but warwick is better
Need a bbf (bruce boyfriend)
how can I clean up my facebook profile without creating a ton of message spam?
>>57496396
substantiate your claim
i reckon lisicki could have poleaboo desu
has the gay aussie been banned yet? i'm not a fan of his posts
>>57496324
Birmingham Uni is better than all of those desu.
>muh Pakis
*sniffs a HUGE line of ching*
ngaah yes, bery ibpressive
>>57496227
>warwick is the best uni academically
Do people actually recognize its name on a diploma?
Does the uni have any meaningful connections or notworthy reputation?
>but it's boring as fuck and full of cunts
What kind of cunts?
>you'd probably have a better time at uni of kent
>depends what you want really
I just want to spend a semester in the most English place possible and try to find some job or some girl who can convince me never to go back home.
drinking a bizarre yank microbeer
>>57496467
>a fucking plug
ahhh yes
>>57496417
Does Cambridge itself have a registered flag?
>i went to [x] uni and studied [x] therefore i'm going to be rich
God your bubble will burst so hard when you enter the real world and realise that looks and personality are more important than qualifications in the job market. Most people get hired because they're fit, they have the right connections, or they're charismatic.
>>57496495
most are alright but incredibly gimmicky to the point that they are not that memorable or likable
who the FUCK is pleaboo
>>57496467
birmingham is just another middle of the road russel group, warwick is better
>>57496506
>people born in the country are more likely to vote for a party whose policies benefit them
stop the presses
>>57496465
Lisicki is a beta bitch, who else would choose that hideous tennis player as their waifu?
>>57496506
based peterborough poles
>>57496494
>>57496512
nope unfortunately not
>>57496530
Don't worry, he'll be in jail soon enough.
>>57496504
Mercia is an extremely vague flag, why do you even bother?
>>57496530
Welcome to /brit/, buddy! First night here from reddit? :))
>>57496485
>Do people actually recognize its name on a diploma?
i don't know, do yanks know any british unis other than oxford and cambridge?
>Does the uni have any meaningful connections or notworthy reputation?
probably not
>What kind of cunts?
bitter oxbridge rejects
>I just want to spend a semester in the most English place possible and try to find some job or some girl who can convince me never to go back home.
no idea what the clubs and shit are like in canterbury but they're probably alright seeing there is 2 unis there
pretty historical there too
>>57496538
warwick's intensely career focused from the off, so can be shit for arts/english
birmingham is decent
>>57496430
>warwick is the best
>>57496390
>academically it is
How do you mean?
Most challenging? Most respected?
>>57496528
tastes like a quality street (the kind i don't like) ffs
>>57496542
hi rasheed
>>57496587
I've been browsing these threads on-and-off likely before you were even born
just not up to date with some of theme memes since I don't spend every waking moment here
what would happen if i used one of those suction cups on my knob?
>>57496553
what about lil d
>>57496504
i think it looks more like a spooped ghost desu
Poleaboo is drinking vanilla milkshake
>>57496485
If youre from the UK warwick is the name that would stick out most on a "diploma"
dunno if yank employers know any decent unis other than oxbridge/cambridge though
>>57496623
t. newperson
>>57496590
>bitter oxbridge rejects
I can vouch for this. My friend is doing Maths at Warwick after being rejected from Oxford, and at least at the start he was a tad bitter.
>>57496590
>clubs
If I wanted club sluts I'd just go to the one in London.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99k2r6GeS4
business idea: develop a cure for autism
>>57496553
he never filmed his roommates taking a shit, ergo he has the high ground
>>57496581
its ironic because i dont give any mercy to my opponents (as amer will find to his consternation when we meet in combat later on)
>>57496623
>dmg ctrl
>>57496634
has poleaboo found a job yet
Is that all of them?
>>57496574
>>57496236
and actually thats all of them kiddo less than i thought cos already added 3
>>57496581
fuck off dickhead
Inspired by his vanilla milkshake Poleaboo is thinking he could poison people in his upcoming vendetta endeavor
>>57496643
>oxbridge/cambridge
>>57496651
is he ok
>>57496656
edit: show* not give
>>57496674
yeh
source: >>57496679
>>57496647
know at least 3 oxbridge rejects doing some kind of STEM there, dislike them all
>>57496655
WE DON"T NEED A CURE> There's NOTHING WRONG with us
haha
>>57496655
that would be called "banning vaccines"
Oxbridge reject uni list:
Durham, exeter, warwick, york, bath, bristol
>>57496685
just a little spun out
the stupid cunt killed the driver, fire extinguisher took his head almost off
What's the most common lie a Welshman tells?
"I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence!"
>>57496680
Poleboo, why didn't you tell me the illegal things you had planned last night?
>>57496725
>York
'No'
>>57496744
howling
>>57496713
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0kvgnFRpyE8cnIyRDJMNFZxNkk
>>57496743
yes i remember hearing about that. was more angry about the driver being killed than the idiot track marshall 2bh
>>57496744
haha
https://twitter.com/communist_slut/status/699664064507748352
>>57496485
>Do people actually recognize its name on a diploma?
Yes. We don't have as many universities as you and Warwick is comfortably in the top ten
>Does the uni have any meaningful connections or notworthy reputation?
It's not Oxbridge or Imperial but it has a decrent reputation. I think it was rated best new university last year by the Times. It's up and coming. For a non-ancient university outside London it's probably the best you can do
>>57496767
You essentially said you'd grass me up for terrorist stuff/anything involving murder
>>57496769
literally yes
>>57496785
good file name
someone just shared this on the old facebook lads
>>57496660
Poleaboo stopped looking months ago
It's a wild goose chase
Need 4 weeks of job search history for the job centre on Monday though
>>57496804
Was quite pleased about that
>>57496838
God save our gracious meme?
>>57496828
York is shite compared to the others. Nice try trying to sneak it in there though.
VERY thought provoking!
https://twitter.com/communist_slut/status/702891070473035776
>>57496875
yeah was from there
true story:
my mate went to warwick for first year, didn't like it, so just cheekily changed his surnam to his mums name and applied to oxford with a new ucas id whilst still enrolled, and got in
absolute nads imo
>>57496864
smfh
>>57496804
>mfw I rejected an unconditional offer from durham
Polearmball is a role playing team sport. Acquire goods and supplies (The polearmball). Deliver your goods (the polearmball) to your village (cross a Delivery Line) and to your people and to your nation so they can thrive and prosper. Outmaneuver your enemies and avoid mortal injury (you are hit by the Javel while you are in possession of the polearmball). You have acquired your stash fair and square and it's time to take it home. Run for your life because you are the target (the Runner is the target) and your fellow warriors will assist you as you attempt to make it home safely. But the enemy is on your trail and for them the thrill of the hunt is on. They are eager to make a kill and take what is yours for themselves. You are all warriors but your enemies want those goods as much as you do.
Good luck.
>>57496876
its the same level as the others dunno what youre on about, sound a bit insecure tbf
>>57496785
actually wait a minute how dear you, flag friendo said it wants it in mediafire or mega
or does it not really make a difference
>>57496878
did sara get her to post that
Excellent new thread
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
Excellent new thread
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
Excellent new thread
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
>>57496938
Did anyone here go to Oxbridge? I had an interview at Cambridge but didn't get in.
>>57496878
stop posting this girls stuff
>>57496806
Which has better qts, Warwick or Kent?
all these commie twitter slags blatantly spout a load of commie shite to their parents
imagine rasing a daughter and she started spouting a load of commie shite at you
id probably go out in the garden and top myself
>>57496955
theres a belgian doing his masters there right now
>>57496976
kents a shite uni
not even joking
not a russell group its shit
>>57496935
Shouldn't make a difference.
Joy doesn't have those sites.
>>57496907
sounds quite riveting
id like to give my athletic prowess a test by participating in a match of this polearmballs you speak of
>>57496955
no, same boat as you. what college you apply to? Jesus here
>>57497041
okiedoke then ill just use that un
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>>57494723
Lol why would you out Tom "Eleven Mortgages" Mulcair on there. No one in Canada even knows who he is.
>>57495242
>the most left wing progressive Western government of the 21st century
Can't tell if this is bait or just stupid. Our Liberals are more right wing than even the conservatives in most European countries, including Britain.
We have much lower taxes, much less government spending, free speech, and less gun control than basically all of Europe and Australia. And even our left wing Liberals don't want to change these things.
