Important Poll Edition
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
cara
maisie
first for france
>>57496938
>poal
Didn't even bother clicking the link
ahoy hoy
GOD
SAVE
HOOOOOOOOLLANDE
fucking sick of this posting polls youve posted before gimmick, post a new one or DONT BOTHER
>>57496938
good image
>>57496978
Strawpoll is easy as fuck to rig
someone post the webm
>>57496977
'sheed
Just promise me one thing /brit/.....
GET
MENDOZA
JUST GIVE THE JUNIOR DOCTORS AND THE MENTALLY ILL THE MCCANN'S WAGES
anyone up for sparring tomorrow?
will provide a paper poleaboo mask to help get into his head and strategise
just finished my bottle of vodka for the day
actually kind of fear the concept of sobering up
>>57496938
STOP POSTING POAL YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
STRAWPOLL IS THE OFFICAL /BRIT/ POLLING DEVICE
I've got this thing. It's called patriotism and love for my country.
It doesn't mean I can't be kind to you, though. It doesn't mean I have to be a bad person. I try to be lovely.
>>57496955
you cant apply for both oxford and cambridge, only one or the other
>>57496901
There are no jobs in Rochdale, it's pointless
I hear Australia is doing pretty well though, think you could hook Poleaboo up? please?
>>57496998
pussy so good had to share it with jamal
2 skinny spliffs or one big bertha lads?
any tips for fixing sleep cycle? currently go to beddy byes at 8am
>>57497068
2 spliffs are better than 1
>>57496955
Doing an undergrad at Cambridge at the moment, it's not that much fun 2bh
>>57497032
what are you running away from, anon?
Kyary
this new polling system is interesting to say the least
fantastic first post, original poster
hopefully poal.me replaces strawpoll in a big way hehe
I wonder how nice it is to fall asleep with a beautiful woman against your body, breathing gently into your ear.
>>57497074
all nighter. im doing one tonight to fix my fucked sleep pattern
>>57497074
melatonin
quetiapine for a kickstart
no caffeine after 6pm
screen brightness to minimum when dark outside
>>57497102
>poal
>new
the only thing new here is you
https://twitter.com/communist_slut/status/690224894894870528
Properly dislike pakis me lads
>>57497058
lmaoo you're about to be found guilty of stalking and shit. odds are you'll never be allowed into australia
>>57497074
nail a couple coffees at 8 and smash through the day until you collapse circa 8pm
have a few movies lined up
Which has better qts?
Warwick or Kent?
>>57497062
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11655310/France-is-better-than-Britain-but-were-scared-to-admit-it.html
>>57497104
wonder no more; it's very nice
>>57497151
KENT
>>57497151
Warwick qts are probably more intelligent
>>57497074
i suggest you sleep now as i am also doing
if poleaboo should come a-knocking just know that i sleep with my finest blade in grabbing distance and im not afraid to neutralise any threat that comes creeping into my abode without tricking me into giving permission like mischievous vampires
>>57497112
Can't you read? every night is already an all nighter for me. I go to bed at 8 in the mornign
>>57497124
sounds shite
well i hope youre proud of yourself because "I am bent" is now associated with my redditflags account for eternity
yanks in denial
>>57497151
kent FAt
>>57497136
she has issues
>>57497074
bright light exposure in the morning. preferably from the sun
avoidance of too much light and too much digital stimulation at night. (fast paced video games for example)
>>57497180
you know what i mean pham. an all dayer then
>>57497180
all nighter and then a normal day you cretin
>>57497168
Oh
>>57497173
please no lad what the fuck is this
Must prefer books and songs that don't reference modern day things like subways and modern technology like mobile phones.
>>57497070
Literally same. Where'd you end up?
>>57496982
>masters at Oxbridge
Meh. Think I might have heard of him though, is he a tripfag?
>>57497055
Wow really? Thanks for letting me know!
>>57497177
can't get to sleep now though
>>57497146
>>57497205
might give this a go
>>57497151
imagine her drinking a glass of your cum and spitting it up like that lmao
FOST
(Fuck Off Southern Twats)
God Save the Queen is a better anthem. I Vow to Thee, My Country is a nice song but not anthem material. Also it doesn't mention the Queen.
>>57497235
>is he a tripfag?
no but i dont think he posts in /brit/
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKUfcnQq5E
>>57497161
>>57497206
you'll get that feel sooner or later lad
>>57497062
couldn't imagine having a president this beta
Poleaboos sister just dropped Tinder into conversation
>>57497144
I'm British, Australia is legally obligated to let me immigrate
>>57497171
Maybe he's a manlet, but he's a big guy IN MY HEART !
going to make te now after all this excitement
>>57497074
download f.lux tbqh
Saw Bridge of Spies the other day, good film
>>57497264
what do we sing when she dies? was wondering about this
#57497235
There are literally people here doing their A-levels
fuck off kiddies
>>57497278
thank god trump will be in office next year
finally, after 8 long years another alpha will be the head of our country
Just matched with Poleaboo's sister on tinder
>when a northen monkey makes his presence known
>>57497250
if youre anything like me your body will rebel and you will only pick up about 5-6 hours sleep when you collapse, so try to hold out until at least 8.
once you're up you're up, if you wake up at 3am then you must once again soldier through to 8pm and not fall back into your pattern by falling asleep at 8am which your body will be screaming to do
circadian rhythms a bitch
>>57497250
just fucking do it or i'll put you on my list of opponents
>>57497280
nobody is legally obligated to let you live anywhere
id be surprised if the british government wants you after what youve done
also your infatuation with your sister is weird stop it
University of Manchester here. ;)
>>57497275
haha yeah
>>57497274
WTF
delet this, do it for the qt :^(
>>57497293
It changes to God Save the King when there is a King.
>>57497104
As I was lying in bed this morning I was hugging myself and imagining there was a girl there holding onto me
>>57497171
what a little bitch nigga
he should at least start lifting or something to offset his stature a bit
>>57497280
Is your sister good looking is there any chance you'd show me a picture if I came to your trial?
>>57497293
long live instead of god save i think
>>57497177
God, I can just imagine writing about you in my novel
Some beta that keeps taunting me online, then it turns out you're a student at the university I attack
You wet yourself as you see me, you don't even think of disarming me
>>57497252
I can imagine lots of things.
there's a """"match"""" in my matchbox that's literally just wood
>a fucking stick
~OFFICIAL~
First (1st) 'Shaky Cat' of 7th April 2016
went for a late night stroll across the seafront. was quite pleasant
On my 15.6" touchscreen laptop folded into a tablet and with portrait view on, technology eh lads!
>>57497391
*ammends your post*
> You wet yourself as you see me
with laughter?
dont push me
cuz im close to the
edge
i'm tryin'
not to lose my head
uh huh huh huh huh
>>57497390
lmao
>>57497235
worst post in this thread
Imagine the scandal there'd be if Poleaboo really did do a jihad after all his posts. Could bring down the head of GCHQ.
>>57497345
URMSTON
>>57497428
i wish i was sexy enough to a girl to get her poonani all hot and wet and stuff
too bad im a gfless beta
v_v
don't like normals
>>57497428
very good post
>>57497424
holy fucking shit dude
>tfw made too much pasta
>taste like shit
>have to save the rest for later because so broke
sigh
>>57497341
Poleaboo isn't infatuated with his sister, it's just that she was one of the few females he knew so that's all that he could fantasise about
>>57497420
sad cat :-/
>>57497428
reminder: poelaboo thinks that if a girl smiles at you, she's wet
>>57497472
FOY
>>57497424
>c'mon, luck be a lady tonight
Adopting this into my every day vernacular tbqh.
breaking news the french president fucked princess kate!!
its all over break your news.com
>>57497472
>dude
FOY
>>57497428
would beat the shit out of this cunt
>>57497390
you best hope you got a license for that stick
>>57497498
>>57497512
Congratulations on being retards
>>57497424
This causes me pain.
>>57497486
>eating pasta on a rice & beans budget
get a load of this millionaire
>>57497537
i was being retarded on purpose, dude
mfw thinking abot rejection
sacre bleu!
just realised recently that I really had yank accents
like I hate how they pronounce "o" like "ahh" in words like "hot" I mean fuck off just say "o" like a normal English speaker
>I think I'll watch a Stefan Molyneux video
>ah why yes, I do have 2 hours to spare
>>57497424
whats the story behind this?
tell me baby girl cuz i need to know.. i need to know... i need to know...
>>57497556
I knew you were, I was replying to you so you'd say you were trolling dude
do people really think this will work?
Does anyone want to cuddle?
>>57497595
>dude
FOY
gods hooks have to put away washing and make bed and all
imagine /brit/ becoming world famous after poleaboo sperg out
>>57497364
She's an 8+ for a paki
>>57497457
Don't care about GCHQ
Care about bringing down the detective and uni for failing in their care to me
>>57497595
FOY
>>57497579
somebody get this hahht head outta here
>>57497608
dunno whats happening
hmmm
time for bed
will finish packing when I awake
>>57497621
pls no let /b/ have it
>>57497585
>why yes, of course I'm a liberal
>>57497634
No she isn't rasheed, all pakis are ugly as fuck
debating whether or not to take a benzo
>>57497650
nighty night x
hf
>>57497611
yes but you have to fill out the preliminary cuddle request form #AZ-3845 first
question 1: are you a girl
question 2: are you qt
>>57497579
>had
You must be so embarrassed right now
>>57497373
>student
>implying i have wasted the tail end of my youth in academia rather than mastering the blade
>implying it wont be you wetting yourself as the head of my pollaxe comes wheeling round to meet your own
just know that every single idealistic, self-congratulatory divergence from the truth in your delusional escapist dross will make you that much more pathetic in hindsight, ruining your """legacy""" that much more, and making you even less of a misunderstood victim of society and more of a vindictive pissant who couldn't handle the social mores of post-secondary education and took to writing masturbatory self-insert fanfiction of his own trainwreck of a life to make his narrative seem more sympathetic
anyone who hats any of this will go straight on my list
>>57497680
you only live once, friend
>>57497634
>She's an 8+ for a paki
Could you set me up?
>>57497634
Unbearable smelly paki bastard, off yourself posthaste.
>>57497650
nite nite have a good trip safe flight
bye bye
>>57497659
>Not wanting to watch a boring libertarian cunt mumble for 2 hours makes you a ''''liberal''''
still not convinced ribena exists
>>57497611
yes but don't call me desperate again pls.
>you only live once friend
>>57497621
>tfw will be able to tell friends and family "HOLY SHIT I KNEW THAT GUY I TOTALLY POSTED WITH HIM BEFORE"
im hoping he does something rather.... dramatic.. heh heh heh...
>>57497693
i've got post-alcohol light headedness
>>57497579
This
Also have you ever noticed how Americans in films do British accents? However perfectly they manage to nail it otherwise, 9 times out of 10 they're still incapable of wrapping their heads around the long a sound (as in 'cast' in RP). It always ends up 'cest' or 'caest'
>>57497692
*nuzzles you and sighs contentedly*
>>57497764
sniggered at this
>>57497771
peter dinklage in game of thrones is unbearable
>>57497764
howled at this
>>57497705
I really appreciate these posts
post sad piano music
>>57497733
>why yes, i only watch 5 minute owen jones videos on youtube, i am a busy man
Could someone post the original kev. I have a great idea.
>>57497821
i really do just want to help
here it is lads
>a fucking stick
>>57497650
As a good luck token please take this photo I took in the plane toilet when I went to Japan.
>>57497823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db2edc8lq54
Thoughts?
>>57497840
Not an argument
>>57497710
Are you white?
>>57497705
Poleaboo really doesn't understand if you're an autist or these posts are satire, either way the fact remains it takes very little to make the headlines in this country, especially if you're muslim
I sneeze and a dozen pigskins cover in fear
>>57497846
currently studying the sport of polearmball
this kid really put a lot of thought into this
>>57497772
*gives you a small kiss on the cheek and spoons you while smiling*
sweet dreams bae x
>>57497774
>>57497792
i made this over a year ago and i post it every 2 weeks and it has not gotten a SINGLE (You)
Until now that is.
Business idea: Go round the estate and spot a chavvy teenager with an iPhone in their hands, go up and pepper spray them, snatch the phone and run.
>>57497878
Essex really doesn't understand if you're an autist or these posts are satire
i feel like posting another cat picture but i don't want to be annoying
>>57497878
>Are you white?
Yes. Is that a problem?
>>57497906
think thats illegal x
>>57497906
isnt pepper spray classed as a firearm in the uk haha
>>57497900
persistence pays off
>>57497737
Literally posted all the proof possible
>>57497759
The police will stitch you up as an accessory just like they did me for stalking
>>57497878
the sword stuff is a joke but i am truly invested in helping you understand what a fucking mess you are and how objectively wrong your viewpoint is
do you put deoderant on your balls?
>>57497706
good post, very true
Gone and done what one might call, too much codeine
>>57497840
>Not wanting to watch a boring libertarian cunt mumble for 2 hours means you watch left-wing political commentators
>>57497823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck
Not that sad but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLFVGwGQcB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU
>>>/tv/67946330
BOGOF
O
G
O
F
business idea: give me a qt kgf
>>57497871
>>57497906
>Wanting to wake up n hospital with a butter knife sticking your arse and "puff" tattooed on your forehead
>>57497900
it's nicely done and made me laugh
good job x
mates hat me
>>57497940
yeah but thats only because i cnt afford a vasectomy
>>57497974
mates dont let mates get hatted on the chon
>>57497849
You've just cut the head off of one match then shortened the other to look the same length
>>57497956
YOU GET ONE FREE
>>57497956
your thread died you useless cunt
face it
Love it when someone makes a joke on the 24 hour news and the people stop talking and just start giggling
feel like im the only one watching sometimes haha
think of me as a vigilante reintegration specialist
a psychological mercenary if you will
>>57497278
BER
NIE
>>57497849
what is the relevance of the stick?
>>57497952
>erik satie
>Stefan Molyarsehole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CM_--di7L8
literally me
>>57497945
>why yes, i am a busy man, i have at least 4chan tabs to keep up to date with, including /brit/
>>57498004
jokes on you
wasn't even my thread
Thinking about messaging her
>>57498016
Must be absolute crackers being told on the 24 hour news channel
>>57497940
no, and that'd be a terrible idea with most commercial deoderants have endocrine distributors in them meaning they fuck with your hormone levels
>rubbing something that will fuck with your test levels directly onto the seat of your manhood
haha pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_A4G1jkw24
wat
is snake charming real or just something off cartoons haha
>>57497927
No
That's perfect
>>57497938
>helping you understand
just as worthless as a therapist
my problems are real and tangible, understanding my situation or resolving my mental health issues is worthless as I'll still be in this situation
You want to help me, get me a job
And do you seriously think Poleaboo is wrong to hold a grudge against the girls and uni?
>>57497051
FUCK OFF
STRAWPOLL IS SHITE AND YOU CAN RIG THE RESULTS FAR TOO EASILY
THE REST OF 4CHAN HAS ADAPTED FFS WHY CAN YOU NIGGERS
>>57498042
would be quite funny to be fair if it wasn't about gay pride
>>57498064
willy joke
>>57497823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN-1Eh3ksVA
nearly finished making my bed
>>57498042
IM LAUGHING
>>57498067
IM LAUGHING
>>57498095
IM LAUGHING
>>57498064
your' mum charmed my snake last night haha
>>57498115
are you
>>57498082
No one fucking cares if they're accurate you useless cunt fuck off
>>57498060
doubt.jpg
>http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/04/06/game-of-thrones-star-stop-calling-feminists-feminists-you-are-either-a-normal-person-or-a-sexist/
Maisiefags BTFO
>>57498115
thanks
>>57498098
don't care
>>57498119
jokes on you, that was my mate dave in drag pranking you
>>57498133
Teenager says something stupid.
This is news?
>>57498152
dont care still got off so ha!
some people are VIPs, well I like to call myself a VIPWVLW (very important person with very large willy)
>>57497823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9uC5oj8idc
>>57498042
haha le funny homo quips haha!!!! great!!!! epic!~!!!~
>post in any thread that isnt /brit/
>nobody else posts in that thread again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57498067
>my problems are real and tangible
no they are all rooted in your twisted psyche and inability to move on (except for the stuff that will be resolved by your upcoming trial)
>get me a job
get one yourself you worthless lazy cunt or stop complaining about it
>wrong to hold a grudge
any non sociopath would have gotten over it years ago
>>57498064
i think its real but they dont charm it, they just abuse it by pavlovian association with beating or something
>>57498082
cant embed so dont open
>>57498199
>post in any thread that isnt /brit/
don't do that
how the hell did /tv/ turn into such a shit board
>>57498159
Never have watched that show, or many others for that matter. I think I stopped watching TV about 4 or 5 years ago. You should see all the productive stuff I have gotten done; furniture built, remodeling done, volunteer work, and decades long projects wrapped up. On top of that, I get to spend that quality time teaching my kids morality and skills that will carry them into the uncertain future. The best part is, not one penny of my money goes to these idiots.
going to bed now
please sign off all reddit flag posts with a short nickname or identifier so i know who im speaking to on clover
thanks,
josie
>only posting in /brit/
>>57498225
night x
- sx
>>57498225
Fucking reddit cunt
>>57498067
>No
>That's perfect
How do I contact her?
>>57498225
good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR37xKxQ3UU
haha
>>57498225
Fucking reddit cunt
-ky
>posting outside of /brit/
>>57498216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxUskbSn8jo
>>57498216
I don't know
It got really, really fast in the last few months
>>57498225
night x
- wm
I've become very aware of race lately lads. Feel very pleased when I see happy, white, nuclear families.
>>57498254
>going for the honeypot so you get close enough for poleaboo to practice his craft on you
>>57498225
>tfw dont have a reddit flag nickname
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4dkdk3/its_that_time_again_its_the_wednesday_wanker/
>>57498225
hope you die in your sleep nigger
>>57498225
nighty night x
- worcestershire
How long shall I put dominos in the microwave lads
