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Cultural appropriation edition
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alri cunts
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crayon pop
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Fuck niggers
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Brave Are Justin doing this as a stand against SJW scum
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>>57478809
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>>57478993
bit rude tbf
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Why is she so perfect?
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ello ello, what's all dis den?
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>>57478993
Fuck off /pol/
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BENTEKKERZ
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This is janny right now
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>bedtime
>Dont wanna go to bed

wat do lads, it's life or death
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>>57478932
>tfw no biebs bf
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feel like uni has ruined my friends a bit
friend said his bf (only turned gay in uni btw) doesn't like me partly because I'm straight and white
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Whites have been wearing dreadlocks for a very long time, though they are smelly and disgusting.
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>>57479002
I have cancer now
>>57478993
But racemixing is bad
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>>57478993
Good lad
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Holy fuck lads, i wanted to try old school runescape

it's hitting me right in the feels, especially this music

god bless the UK for this game
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>I am an aryan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtUT0D-tRHw

me on the right 2bh
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>>57478948
im only interested in the handsome British lads though

Shame about the girls but you can always fuck some polish girl
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>>57478993
this
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>>57479002
the peak district mentioned
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>>57479059
playing OSRS rn lad.
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>.svg.png
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>>57479072
hi x
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>>57479133
what's yer ign m8

give me some gp
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quim
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>>57479133
you been on it for a good 2 hours?
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>>57479045
Most gays love straight white men and secretly dream of getting fucked by them.
This person probably wants to stay away from you because he gets a stiffy around you not even kidding btw.
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>>57479174
agreeable post
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>>57478945
Ask yar mum
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Playing minecraft lads. God bless sweden for this game.
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>>57479045

How can you live life in the UK disliking straight white people?
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>>57479189
x
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the gf
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nederdraad
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>>57478198
Same
Good gif
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>Want to play hoi3
>already done everything as every country i want to
>know too many exploits for it to be fun anymore

not sure what to do with myself, literally the only game ive enjoyed in a while
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>>57479233
what do you think of 1.9 lad?
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>>57479252
get a life
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>>57478993
Well said.
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>>57479162
Hello
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>>57479188
maybe his bf is jealous
hope he is
fucken dickhead
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>>57479217

Fucking brutal.

I went on a date once and the girl took off her heels and put on flats. I'm 5'11, but she was quite tall for a girl. Think she was 5'10.
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cold out
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>>57479169
rsn has doxable info so no.

>>57479183
hahah fucking gr8 1 lad
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>>57479240
Feel sorry for her 2bh
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Honestly if we pool our money together i reckon /brit/ could buy the tata steel plant in port talbot

get them to make a 150ft steel statue of kev
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>>57479240
Kinda feel bad for her tßh
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>>57479252
Try playing as Iceland 1940.
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>>57479288
Not fucking really, no. Pansy.
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>>57479240
Kinda feel bad for her desu
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Change /brit/ to /paki/
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>>57479288
>Fahrenheit
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Business idea: trawl dating sites for the keywords 'low self esteem' and 'ugly' and pick up all the filth
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>>57479310
>>57479298
Faggots
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>>57479269
seems a bit expensive, think ill wait until the next steam sale
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>>57479254
2bh i dont understand what that sword icon means. Is it meant to stop you spamming? Havent played in a year.
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>>57479313
VERY nice limbal rings
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>>57479313
have a mighty urge to jizz on those big eyeballs
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>>57479352
I can make you a python script for that m8
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>>57479240

Domhnall Gleeson in drag.
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>>57479288
73F here, expected high of 82F
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>>57479240
don't feel a single thing for her
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>>57479317
Think its owned by the brits/americans if you start in 1940, not sure as i normally play from 1936
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>>57479393
please do luka

would send my productivity through the bloody roof
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The fucking new age feminists in my office.

No woman in the office has ever joined in football bets, talk or expressed any interest in it other than to complain when it's briefly discussed.

A relatively harmless chap sent round an invite to all the men for a charity tournament to see if we could get a team together.

Every single one has complained how he's being sexist and how he's left out women.

Kindly, he's said it's open to absolutely everybody and if they're that upset he would send another email around.

Guess how many of them actually said they wanted to sign up?
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really don't want kids but I'm worried I'll change my mind some time down the line like my dad did and end up getting some bird preggers and then I'll be fucked.

should I get a vasectomy to make sure the above doesn't happen?
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just enjoyed some lovely potatoe chips and candy while walking down the sidewalk
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>>57479313

Woah, who is she? Cute as a button. >>57479334
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>>57479424
Stop this sven, youre hurting my feelings.
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>>57479424
rorke
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>>57479240
>>57479240
>>57479240
>>57479240
I bet shes still had more sex than most people ITT
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>>57479349
it's set to Celsius, genius.

You really think it's 12 degrees Fahrenheit in Virginia in April? It doesn't get that cold here in December.

>>57479410
Jealous 2bh
We'll have an ~80F day followed immediately by a ~40F day, VA weather is crazy.
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Reminder
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>>57479483
fucking (You) bonanza, cheers mate
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really want the crayon pop bender to die
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>>57479483
Maybe. She is desperate as fuck and her only criteria was to be a male.
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>>57479443
all of them
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>>57479504
>he doesn't know what socialism is
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>>57479430
K I'll put it on github.
What do I name the program?
SlagChaser?
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>>57479504
hat
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>>57479444
Yeah you should but it'll be hard to get one. A lot of doctors won't refer you for a vasectomy if you're <30 and don't already have two kids.

If you want to have a chance, you'll have to lie to your GP and say that your gf and you have had the talk and that you're both happy with the two kids you have (even though you have no kids and no gf).
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>>57479483
Doubt it
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>Why yes, I do hail form the euphoric land of Sweden
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Reminder
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>>57479518
This so fucking bad
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bog sim him sargon
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>>57479540
4trawler please

as in trawling for 4s
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Thoughts?
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>>57479552
Could always just bash yourself in the nads with a hammer
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>>57479575
My mate fingered her behind the bins at a nightclub, said she was proper dry.
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>>57479616
haha did the wizard cast a spell on the hobbit

did he
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>>57479589
k
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GF just sent me this haha what is she like
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>>57479592
not molyneux
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>>57479592
watching him on Rubin Report rn
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>>57479447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91GO8_TPYk0

there you go la
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>>57479640
Haram. Sending this to the local mosque to get her sorted out.
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When was the last time you kissed a girl lads? A month gone by here
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I have never seen a vagina or a bare breast in real life.
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>>57479552
I'm 22, it's unlikely they'd believe me.

do you think a private doc would be more willing to do it?
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my wife's stepdaughter just sent me this haha
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>Rubin Report
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>>57479692
Same :(
Wanna make out?
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woah......
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>>57479565
but millions of people don't want to pay hundreds of dollars to watch that
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Once ended up at a party with a bunch of Jehovah's Witness girls and a couple m8s

Threw a beer at one and put my finger in another's butt while she gave me dome in some bushes. Reckon I sent that bitch straight to Hell.
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*gives you a little kys*
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>>57479678
its south american lad, not arab
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>>57479692
2 days it's been hard
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>>57479699
How old are you?
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>>57479692
about a year ago
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Bought some new jeans today and they're very tight in the groin region.
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>>57479692
>a girl
>implying i'm not a fairy

Check your privilege, cis scum
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>>57479692

Two Christmas's ago, I think. Mates sister. Whoops!
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>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
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Lads, I went to audition for the Nutcracker. Turned out it was some ballet shit, when I asked when they were going to demolish my bollocks they kicked me out.
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>>57479720
uhhh...
you're not a girl lad
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>>57479592
I'd fuck him tbqh

>>57479700
last vadge I saw was a 5 year old's
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>>57479699
Drunk slag flashed me her tits when I was like 12
Never forgot that moment, was fuel for at least 40% of my teenage masturbation
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all households in the UK are to recieve a leaflet setting out why we should stay in the EU, costing the taxpayer 9 million pounds
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>>57479748
23
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>>57479762
puff

>>57479777
puff
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>>57479774
People want to do it for free,
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>Once ended up at a party with a bunch of Jehovah's Witness girls and a couple m8s

>Threw a beer at one and put my finger in another's butt while she gave me dome in some bushes. Reckon I sent that bitch straight to Hell.
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>>57479692
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imagine being a fully grown adult male so into gay korean pop music designed for little girls that you post about it hundreds of times a day on an internet imageboard, along with pictures of them from your massive gay korean pop for little girls image collection. just imagine. killing yourself would be the only acceptable way out tbph, for the good of yourself and all your family.
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>>57479518
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>>57479783
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>>57479699

My mate made me touch his wifes breasts. They weren't nice and it was really fucking awkward.
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>>57479692
A few weeks. A venezuelan and a slovakian in the same night
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>>57479692
7 years
>>57479699
Same
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>>57479779
Just keep your eyes closed and ignore my bushy mustache across your mouth
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>>57479777
was gonna make a ballbusting joke until I finished reading your post you fucking prick
I hope you choke
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mate keeps sending me nudes of his 6/10 wife and asking what I think, how do I get him to stop
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>>57479844
bit of an actual cuck fella perhaps
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>>57479878
Go back to Pakistan
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>>57479917
It was like three weeks ago
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Moist
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>>57479892
well, what do you think?
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>>57479807
Hire a professional lad
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just voted against the ukraine thingy
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what memes are a good bet to invest in this summer, lads?
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>>57479892
sorry lad ill stop now
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ruddy hailstonin again...
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Lads I've decided that being gay is not good I wanna learn how to be straight.

Can you teach me how?
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>>57479910
Why do that when you're paying me NEETbux, legal aid and I still have thousands in students loans I have no intention of repaying?
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I move like water, I go with the flow
I go back to old school, I go back to Rome
But this is not history, it's the start of the show
Never worry, that is the way that I roll
I'm a badman
What is it?
Let me say again
You can try copy like a slave to a trend
Nothing they can say and nothing they can do
It's no problem for me
But it's a problem For You
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>>57479954
what Ukraine thing ?
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>call up ugly dog competition
>judge asks me dogs name
>I tell her "shes named, maisie"
>Judge responds "ah yes, very impressive"
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>what memes are a good bet to invest in this summer, lads?
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>>57479954
Good idea
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FUCK Obama
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>>57479777
i really, really enjoy these type of posts
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>>57479969
don't b urself ;)
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might do ya mum
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>>57479956
bit of an oldie, but its certainly gonna be going
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>>57479969
1) stop being a puff
2) see 1
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>>57479986
vardy, the euros are on
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>>57479807

Haha, I'm 27. Had the chance to fuck 2 girls (literally in my bed, and I rolled over and said goodnight)..

I've fucked up so hard. Don't be like me.
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>>57479952
That doesn't really rectify the situation though, does it? It addresses the symptoms (not having seen breasts or vagina) but it doesn't address the root of the problem; the fact that I am so socially stunted that I have failed to coerce a girl into getting her baps out in my presence without paying her money.
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>>57479980
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/06/the-dutch-referendum-shows-how-the-internet-is-taking-back-power/
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>>57480024
How'd you get there in the first place?
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>>57479980
EU deal with ukraine, free movement of people and we have to bail them out if they fuck up like greece

the UK just immediately agreed with it but the dutch had a referendum
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>>57480047
Just pulled back the covers and got in.
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>>57480013

Vardy is going to win us the fucking Euros. I can feel it in my bones.

Pikey world heavyweight champion, black F1 champion, white chav football legend.
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dad just gave me a small business loan (one million dollars)
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where's luka with my slag script
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>>57480031
It's fun though and it will take some of the pressure off.
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>>57480067
good post
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>>57480031
it may be the tipping point, spurring you on to develop socially in order to see more, without paying
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>>57480083
gizz
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>>57479592
Fucking idiot responded to coppercab as if the ginger cunt isn't a troll
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Supporting iceland in the euros lads.
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>>57480067
Nooooooo silly
The chance to 'do' two girls?
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The big discussion
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>>57480144
don't even like him but the last 5 seconds of that video is a picture of a troll face

>>57480157
good lid
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>>57479240
would platonically love with no skype
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/06/psychedelic-art-collector-becomes-uks-oldest-person-to-die-after/

>An inquest heard he turned his back on illegal drugs to try a synthetic marijuana legal high at his home, but was killed by cannabis poisoning.

>cannabis poisoning

literally wat
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Supporting scotland in the euros lads.
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>>57480047

It's mad, I literally have a 100% success rate with dating. Ended up in my bed both times.

I just have body issues and performance anxiety.
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>>57479803
>he's a taxpayer
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>>57480165
Equals
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>>57480165
Vardy looks hard as fuck but hes built like a twig.
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supporting wales and & northern ireland in the euros tb2h
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>>57480200
Hoping Gerry cunts get btfo every match
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>>57480229
are you chatting shit
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>>57480003
>>57480008
Yeah but how do I get my willy to be stiff when I look at tits and butts.

Can you guys explain to me how you learned it
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>>57480200
Even NORTHERN IRELAND qualified.

HAHAHAHAHAHAJ
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>>57480052
>the UK just immediately agreed with it but the dutch had a referendum


>british """"""""democracy""""""""
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>>57480024

I'm also 27 though I've never been in bed with a girl
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>>57480165
Poleaboo thinks you should fuck off

Aguero is literally the best PURE striker in the world

Vardy is a mediocre piece of shit who has gotten a bit lucky and been surrounded by world class like Mahrez
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>>57480270
did you talk shit to the netherlands?
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>Cannabis (Legalisation and Regulation) Bill 2015-16

http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2015-16/cannabislegalisationandregulation.html
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>>57480291
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>57480273
where's my slag script luka
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>>57480067
Top post lad.
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>>57478993
good post
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>>57480291
mahrez is lucky to be surrounded by someone as class as Vardy
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>>57480270
Please dont hit me.
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>>57480313
>tories
>ever accepting cannabis legalisation
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Tell us about your work experiences anon
Do you like your job? Your boss?
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>BBC pronouncing controversy the yank way
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>>57480165
Vardy's story is incredible and he really does have the meme magic. I regularly spam 'chat shit get banged' and post this webm. I root for him and hope Leicester win the league.

All that said, Aguero is legitimately world class as in one of the undisputed best players alive. Someone who can legitimately make the difference in any game he plays in. He is better than Jamie Vardy.

t. neutral
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just been fisting norman lamont
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TALK
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>taxation isnt ethical itself and if you can dodge it then there's no moral reason why you shouldnt

thoughts?
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wish i still had all me stephen dawson webms lads
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>>57480291
>poleaboo hates the white man and bigs up the middle eastern striker
hmmm, not sensing any bias here
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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why is hockey so popular in nottingham
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I don't want cannabis legalised.

AMA
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>>57480365

Even Labour are against it. There's basically no chance.

>This new captcha where they keep disappearing and you have to keep clicking takes the fucking michael.
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Can you lads please go to the mercedes benz website and design me a c63 amg coupe please because i cant decide on a colour
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>I regularly spam 'chat shit get banged' and post this webm
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>>57480287
Tbf we are literally having a referendum on EU membership, the dutch arent
>>
Poleaboo does not recommend buying a 4chan pass, it just makes you a bigger target for bans

>>57480335
>that flag
We're talking about football m8, go back to watching 20 stone negros smashing into skinny white bois

>>57480387
Good lad
>>
>>57480410
they have a massive ice rink 2bh
>>
>>57480324
Quality Software development takes time Nigel
If you want speed hire pajeet
>>
>>57480407
He must have a foot like a traction engine!
>>
>>57480291
suarez is better than aguero you fucking mongrel
>>
Do you like Merry Poppins
>>
#57480291
You sound just like delusional rorkes when they talk about "niggers in football"

but you always get (you)s for saying this so youll carry on
>>
vardy is shit his blooter got stopped by a plan C goalie to a team that didn't even fucking qualify for the euros
>>
talk

shit

get

banged
>>
>>57480465
no fuck off
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whats he wearing?
>>
>>
dad just came out as heterosexual
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>>57480465
My mate fingered her behind the bins at a nightclub.
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>>57480503
a mask
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>>57480432
The only reason they're against it is because they're old cunts and they're all about 'muh traditionalism'
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>>57480503
A plastic mask to protect his nose after he broke it.
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>>57480465
fuck off u little bastard
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who /outlaw/ here?
>>
Why do the English make better lovers than the Germans?
>>
>>57480499

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.
>>
>>57480503
hes bane mate
>>
>>57480410
Nottingham mentioned

can confirm when the hockey is on loads of people in town are wearing those gay baggy hockey tops

never been personally
>>
>>57480446
>That flag

Make it out of fucking group play in the world cup next time and I'll take your opinion seriously.

go back to watching 20 stone white guys play snooker
>>
>>57480503
TELL ME ABOUT KANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
>>
>>57480387

good to see another QPR fan on here
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>>57480506
3 , 1 , 2
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haven't been to a football match in years lads
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>>57480503
He doesn't want people to know he's the dirty girl
>>
Skipping the drink and going to the gym today lads
Don't let me flake, it's been over a week and I've been drinking way too much
>>
>>57480521
>>57480527
but......... why?
>>
>>57480524

That doesn't explain Labour.
>>
INTERNATIONAL LOVE INTERNATIONAL LOVE INTERNATIONAL LUH-OO-UHVE
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lads my m8 got cucked and left his gf, should I send him a message asking if he's alri?

I know I wouldn't be but then I don't want to come off as a bit gay x
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>>57480313
Tories wont have it lad.
>>
>cyclist bikes past my house with a speaker
>playing some amazing tune

>he's gone in 5 seconds before I could shazam it

very annoyed
>>
really glad poleaboo is so alone and cuts himself
>>
>>57480533
screw the /sp/ mods
>>
lotta loyalty for a hired forward
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>>57480597
thanks for the (you)!
edit: have a (you) good sir
>>
>>57480406
Poleaboo hates Leicester

De Bryne or any City player is better than Mahrez

Vardy is just trash

>>57480464
Really? When was the last time Suarez single handedly beat Bayern a goal down with 20 minutes to go? When was the last time Suarez won the league with the last kick of the ball that season? When was the last time Suarez wasn't a backstabing, earbiting little rodent?

>>57480561
That was a transitional period
The current England squad is good by the current standards set
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>Football? Not a fan
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>>57480603
Better things to spend political capital on than DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>57478993
>>
the oneituses
>>
how do I find this fucking song
>>
the fact that the lib dems were pro cannabis legalisation, have like 60 MPs and were junior coalition partners and weed STILL didnt get legalised shows it wont anytime soon
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>>57480680
...what
>>
>>57480696
google the words
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>>57480680
JANNY
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>>57480696
what song
>>
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>>57480680
Heres one
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https://youtu.be/wcS2FtiOBV4?t=4m6s

>english defending
>>
>>57480610
msg his gf and get a quick shag
>>
>>57478932
What happened to this slut??
I thought she would be hot as an adult but Fuck I was really wrong.
>>
>>57480680
how? there is so much southeast asian cheese out there
>>
>>57480672

I'm not so sure. It's an easy way to bring crime levels down, which looks good. And it'll raise a shit load of tax and create a new (legitimate) industry.
>>
>>57480717
>>57480721

>>57480632
he was gone in 5 seconds, didn't catch the words
>>
>>57480679
How i hate these fake eyebrows trend...
>>
>>57480706
im sure you meant to write HAD like 60 mps
>>
>>57480742
English genetics
>>
>>57480727
how will we know it's you when it's in the news

give us an identifier
>>
>>57480679
Poleaboo has liked girls like that in the past

Trust me, they will lose A LOT of their appeal if you can find pics of them without their lipstick
It's a huge redflag
>>
>>57480668
>When was the last time Suarez single handedly beat Bayern a goal down with 20 minutes to go?
doesn't make you the best striker in the world

>When was the last time Suarez won the league with the last kick of the ball that season?
he single-handedly almost won a shit liverpool team the league 2 years ago, scored 32 goals and didn't even play for 8 games

>When was the last time Suarez wasn't a backstabing, earbiting little rodent?
I agree that he's a cunt, but that doesn't change how good he is at football
>>
>>57480742

Generally, if you're a cute kid you grow up to be a munter.
>>
>>57480770
well i also said junior coalition partners so i was obviously on aboutt 2010-2015
>>
>>57480742
ur a paedo
>>
>>57480744
and how the fuck would you know? jesus get out pls
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Rewatching Fury lads
Really like this movie
>>
>>57480668
>kane larkin 2.0
>better than mahrez

just because city got ripped off doesnt mean hes brilliant
>>
>>57480766
Then it's lost in the wind m80 m8
>>
>>57480773
It likely won't make it out of the local Aberdeen news or regional North East Scottish televised news

Come to the trial in person
>>
Poleaboo had toast earlier with butter that had mould on it

His idiotic sister left it out of the fridge for a few days but he was too hungry to go with out so he put up with it
>>
>>57480830
Really like shane from the walking dead in it.
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poleaboo hates white european footballers
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>>57480808
well then learn to fucking write you sniveling little worm
>>
>Joined 'Fry up police' FB page

It's cringe central. Full of tryhards.
>>
>>57480865
Yea he fit the part well

Wasn't he also in Band of Brothers and/or The Pacific?
>>
>>57480794
almost doesn't quite cut it

Aguero and other legends are remembered for their successes

>>57480832
He's always delivered in European games
>>
lads I don't want to alarm you but I just left a glass of water with 4 (four) ice cubes in it, the ice cubes melted, and the water level REMAINED THE SAME

I'm currently in contact with the BBC News HQ, expect to see this blowing up all over the news in the next few hours
>>
>>57480819
hm yeah it is really hard to make the connection between the countries with the most child sex tourism may have the most cp out there. fuck me right?
>>
Getting Dahlia Bites on my japseye tomorrow lads.
>>
>>57480873
not my fault you cant understand context and have the reading comrephension of a child, if you want to be a "le grammar nadzi no mistakes allowed ever xD" fuck off to reddit 2bh
>>
>>57480773
we know his real name. just search his name every so often
>>
>>57480904
team success doesn't determine how good a player is
>>
>>57480883
Thought it was gonna be a page about chavs being cunts to police before I looked it up desu
>>
>>57480902
The pacific.
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>>57480915
cheeky
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>>57480922
my only aim was to make u mad
>>
the gf keeps sending me pictures of her fanny

how do I tell her to stop
>>
>>57480872
Only white English because they're hyped too much and those who seem like they'd be racist (Poles)

>>57480956
Back to the point about him having single handedly beat Bayern then
Suarez stat padding vs Norwich isn't as impressive
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>>57481011
>baiting runts is this easy
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>>57481022
u a woofter?
>>
>>57480955
what's his real name
>>
the best pints are those pulled once a week
>>
>>57481072
Pol Abu
>>
>>57481059
>you will never have the lego figure look
>>
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drinking on my own again lads haha
actually i'm with my dog so technically not alone
>>
Would love to murder Ribena brutally
>>
putting the mac down
>>
>>57481048
you're talking about him playing well for 20 mins
if it wasn't impressive than aguero would have been able to come close to Suarez's record in the epl
>>
>>57481129
>>57481072
No, fuck, I've got a better one

PAUL Abu
>>
picking the mac up
>>
>>57481072
Amer Hussain
>>
*starts wanking to porn vid*
*sees girl has a tattoo*
*closes tab*
>>
>>57481158
same love a good carton of blackcurrent I do
>>
>>57481147
>having an ugly dog which is gonna have breathing problems in later life due to inbreeding
>>
>>57481147
He looks concerned.
>>
>lanky lad kicks a black and white ball
ahhh, very impressive
>>
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>>57481201

>>57481190
that your name pal?

is this you?
>>
starting to get really depressed seeing cute girls all over uni

I just know there are guys doing things like bending them over and cuming in their face on weekends

so fucking devastatingly jealous.

might chemically castrate myself
>>
>>57481206
fucking this
>>
putting the mac down
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35976113
>Col Kemp, who led the British forces in Afghanistan in 2003, argued: "This foolish move will reduce the capability of the infantry, undermine our national defences and put lives in danger."
>He claimed only "a very small number" of women wanted to join the infantry, and that only "a fraction" of those would have the physical capability to do so.
>But the move was being pushed by "politicians desperate to be seen as 'progressive', feminist zealots and ideologues hell-bent on equality of opportunity without exception", he said.
can you actually even believe this? does the army not know what year it is?
>>
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will someone please please be my bf i'm sick of being lonely and sad

i'll hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and play games with you and love you pls ;_;
>>
>>57480915
Retard bites.
>>
>>57481260
if you have a cock, no
>>
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>>57481186
Aguero is just a little injury prone, but at his best he's leaps and bounds better than Suarez whose best quality is his fitness

>>57481158
Why him and not the Polish girls, detective or uni staff that forced him on you?
>>
amer
runt
hows about we settle your grudge on the white race 1v1
name a time and place
ill fight for are britain
>>
>>57481260
pls be grill ;_;
>>
VERY windy out
>>
>>57481238
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15205859/#15208420
>>
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>>57481234
>American lad gets beaten up in the school toilets by 18 black men shouting world star
Ahhh, very impressive
>>
>>57481244
know this feel very well
>>
I'm VERY windy
>>
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>Me and paki talking about adam johnson again at work
>Paki still says that it's not a big deal that she was 15
>Turns to other paki and asks him
>"She should go to jail for leading him on"
>mfw
>>
>>57481349
LAWN FAIRY
A
W
N

F
A
I
R
Y
>>
>>57481206
Poleaboo likes Hely Hellfire

She has loads of tattoos and clearly fake tits but Poleaboo likes her
Seems like a strong confident woman

>>57481201
>>57481238
No

>>57481244
Poleaboo knows that feel but it's not just about you labido, it kills you on multiple levels
>>
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>>57481260
Sounds perfect. Can you come now? ;_;
>>
>>57481147
Santé !
>>
>>57481382
Whilst I think she knew exactly what she was doing etc going to PRISON for leading him on is hilarious.
>>
>>57481348
>https://data.desustorage.org/r9k/image/1418/68/1418688569192.jpg

>404 Not Found
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>>57481386
i have spare weaponry
we can make it a big media event
>>
>>57481385
WHURL STAR
WHURL STAR
>p-please don't h-hurt m-me
WHURL STAR
WHURL STAR
WHITE NERD GETS DUNKED BY BROTHAS
>>
>>57481382
to be fair the age being 16 rather than 15 is pretty arbitrary
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7287362/
http://strawpoll.me/7287362/
http://strawpoll.me/7287362/
http://strawpoll.me/7287362/
>>
>>57481325
>beating 1 (ONE) pathetic pigskinned "human" to death
nah, go big or go home
>>
>>57481238
>>57481386
>>57481432
no it is

look at the thread

shat himself once he posted the pic of the convo without removing names

didnt reply again once to the thread and deleted all the pics

deleted his facebook aswell lmao the cunt
>>
>>57481260
what's your skype lad
>>
>>57481439
to be clear to amer and mi5 im not talking about to the death just first to draw blood
loser is deported

>>57481476
reasonably certain you wouldnt be able to lay a hand on me
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>Korean """"men"""""
>>
>>57481508
LITTLE
>>
>>57481382

almost everyone thinks this lad

sorry to burst your bubble
>>
>>57481508
The girls are wearing 5 foot tall heels tbf
>>
hahahahahah CITY ARE GOING TO LOSE

CITY ARE GOING TO LOSE!!!

I BELIEVE THAT THEY WILL LOSE!!
>>
MAN
KICKING
BALL
>>
i'll handicap myself even
ill use a wooden sword
tree branch even
bare hands
if you refuse this you are a categorical pussyole
>>
>>57481260
Are you that au pair girl that used to post here?
>>
>>57481493
you can't delete pics from the archive yourself
>>
>>57481586
looks only about 3 inches mate
might be a good idea get your eyes checked
>>
>>57481260
Last person to do all these things to me broke my heart

You wouldn't break my heart would you? ;_;
>>
>>57481588

put a bet on it then

oh wait
>>
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very glad i'm not a manlet

don't think i could handle a gf whose taller than me
>>
>>57481705
>manlet
>gf

haha
>>
>>57481504
>>57481622
You're just some skinny white beta, the lowest of the low, a breeze could knock you out

>>57481588
City will bring their A game, this is a winnable game that has a huge payoff, they'll be motivated
>>
>>57481720
>>57481720
>>57481720

new
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>>57481705
>>57481736
>>
>>57481696
there are plenty of sports betting sites here i can use desu

its just like i cant 'legally'' get a hooker even though I can call up any escort service at the drop of a hat
>>
>>57481631
Might wanna get your autism checked you speccy fat yank TWAT
>>
@57481627
no shit

this was from before the archives were updated you dumb cunt; no images are there

not that it matters because you deleted them personally in the thread when you shat yourself
>>
>>57481388
I can't come lad Farage won't let me ;_;

>>57481498
don't use skype tbqh

>>57481623
no i'm a poof
besides do you really think a girl would ever be this desperate for a bf they can just spread open their legs whenever they want

>>57481639
What happened lad, were you cheated on?
>>
>>57481911
Please. ;_; I'm so lonely. Fuck Nigel.
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