Blue has to go edition
cara
crayon pop
karen/maisie/hannah
>>57481720
I thought the netherlands were based??
>the shitposting swede got permabanned
>>57481612
lmao
hope the new janny ban requests these spammers
57481733
57481738
>>57481720
delete this
09
all me
BANTER
>>57481793
our politicians bend over for literally everything
The man accused of murdering Glasgow shopkeeper Asad Shah has issued a statement saying he carried out the killing because he believed Mr Shah had "disrespected" Islam.
Tanveer Ahmed, 32, from Bradford, is accused of killing Mr Shah outside his shop in Glasgow almost a fortnight ago.
In the statement he denied the incident had anything to do with Christianity
Mr Ahmed claimed Asad Shah had "disrespected" Islam by claiming to be a prophet.
ummmmmmmmm leftists??????????????
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/06/tribeca-louis-theroux-scientology
Based Louis Theroux
>>57481838
Remember those two lads on Hollyoaks? They host gaming conventions now. Mental.
>>57481794
Kek i know what he got banned for, perhaps i also know who alerted the janitor
>Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap of faith"
>Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my team" - Kompany on the night of City's historic FA Cup win, his baby daughter had died 2 hours earlier
>Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every player I tackle, I have yet to meet one who didn't flinch"
>Otemendi & Roberts - "The war only stopped when the football started" - on their recollections of the Falklands War
>Sagna - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I was home"
>Zabaleta - "Even in the darkest of failures, a man can sleep. But for the man who fails to give his all, his mind cannot rest. Ever"
>Demichelis - "When you give 100% you play with fire, you might destroy your opponents or you might get burned"
>Fernando - "Everyone at the Etihad is my brother, everyone" - Fernando on his Afro-Brazilian-Nationalist past
>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"
>David Silva - "I love women, I love football, but if I had to choose, I'd die a virgin"
>Mangala - "Ooogu, boogu, bingo, bongo......sorry, were you expecting something else?"
>Richard Wright - "It's sad that the fans will never know just how much we love them"
>Fernandinho - "As long as a man has two feet to kick a football, he'll never be poor"
>Sinclair - "Now the Northerner is a friendly sort by nature, but will become irascible if they feel taunted. So until you have ascertained their level, it's very important to pretend to be one of their own."
[Sinclair approaches a man packing his shopping into his car]
>Sinclair - "Alright, our kid, will you take us down Wimmy Road for a quid?"
>Ihenacho - "Is he a cabby?
>Sinclair - "They're all cabbies in the north, 'Nacho, for a price!"
talked to the qt at work in the kitchen today lads
was just me and her and she initiated conversation, she smiled at me and laughed at my bad joke, she asked questions like where I'm from, where I went to uni
I asked her her name and she asked mine and then we shook hands and she smiled at me
do you reckon I'm in here lads? next time we're alone I might ask her out
it's snowing out again even though it's APRRRRRRRRRRRILLLL
>>57481794
>permabanned
>still posts
poleaboo, i want you to ask the court for trial by combat
ill be the crown's champion
me n the lads
>>57481793
Only geert is based.
>>57481903
lets be honest everyone has unlimited 3g/4g ip's these days besides their normal internet
>>57481841
loving this gimmick
>>57481893
>City Lesbians
post more of these cum drums
>Delph - "I didn't leave Villa cheaply, most players would pay to play for City"
>Clichy - "Born with this skin I was always told I was cursed, if that was true then this Manchester City shirt was the answer to my benediction"
>Bony - "They say slavery is dead but at Swansea I was just that, a slave dreaming off death. Manchester City FC doesn't "buy" players, it frees them and unleashes their potential"
>Sterling - "As a kid in Jamaica I dreamed of being the next Usain Bolt. As a teenager in England I dreamed of being the next David Beckham. When I arrived at the Etihad, I realised I was the first Raheem Sterling.
>De Bryne - "I was shocked when I heard MCFC had paid £55m for me, I told Shiek Mansour that it was too much, I wasn't worth such a stupendous fee. That charming man though just grinned, looked me in the eyes and declared "Are you kidding, Kevin? Don't you know Manchester City players are priceless."
>Navas - "Faster, faster, faster, it's all I ever think about, one of these days I travel through time"
>Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means my teammates don't have to"
>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11
>Aguero - "The greatest moment of my life" - Aguero claiming that scoring the winning goals against QPR were more important to him than the birth his child and his wedding
>Pellegrini - "Not every parents child can become an engineer but I am
>>57481720
'No'
>>57481898
2bh same
what match are we watching tonight lads?
>>57481720
Why is Lithuania blank, aren't they in Schengen?
bf just sent me this
>>57481917
Me in the back
>>57481841
fuck off you leftwing cuck
went on a bit of a bender last night and woke up about an hour ago in a little chef car park
my life's a bit messed up lads
>>57481893
>>57481953
Do City have the most likeable players ever? Here are a few quotes.
Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap for money"
Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my money"
Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every paycheck I receive, I have yet to meet one that wasn't under 150k"
Nastastic - "Money is my brother"
Zabaleta - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I had money"
Toure - "When I was in at Olimpiacos I had no money, when I was at Barcelona I had some money but at Manchester City I am rich"
Navas - "I'm going to plant another tree for every 100k I receive"
Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means I get more money"
Negredo - "I've often been told that I am beautiful but I'd rather have money"
Aguero - "The greatest paycheck of my life"
Pellegrini - "The reason we keep winning is because we're paying money"
>>57481969
Simulcast probably
Umm Lads???????
>>57481954
t. Moohamid
>>57481893
>>57481953
did the kick ball man say the words
>>57481989
bottom right's the only attractive one
need a third eye gf sharpish
where will we duel poleaboo
we could rent out the manchester train station in a nod to your most recent humiliation
we'll be like neo and agent smith at the end of the first matrix
>>57481973
>implying Ireland, UK and Cyprus are in the Schengen
>>57481895
>shook hands
We've got a Perma here
>>57481973
the map is weird, the UK and ireland arent in schengen
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
http://poal.me/7c6mnv
>>57482012
T fuck off yank
>>57481989
Post the webms
You know the ones
>>57482019
Gay cunt
>>57481856
>Are you making a documentary as well?
Louis is a fucking legend.
quite possibly almost packed
lol jk
>>57482040
d-do I?
>>57482009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTWuCyg9CAo
literally says 'money city'
T O P K E K
uhh...
>>57481898
>>57481958
It's 26 celsius here.
Summer's gonna be fucking 40 I know it.
have to do a phone interview tomorrow.
almost wish they werent interested in me
>>57481973
looks like they completely forgot about them on the EU map
>>57482046
says the lad who's literally had a bf (FONT)
>april
>10C
NOT. A . FAN.
Hey brit,
How much of a decent 1 room flat, furnished in London?
>>57481908
>whiteknight
>fantasises about trial by combat
>>57481951
That's all I had
>>57481969
Poleaboo doesn't have BT Sports so he'll just be watching the highlights on ITV
>>57482089
Jerk off while you're being interviewed. It's a must do if you get a female interviewer.
>>57482138
what do you expect it to be?
>>57482148
is that messi?
>>57482142
>being able to think about affording a 1 room flat in London
Fuck off oligarchs
>>57482132
*identifies you based on regional flag*
god can't save the queen because he doesn't exist
>>57482148
>brown serf
>fantasises about being dominated in bed by his own sister
dont even try taking the moral fookin highground
>>57482198
oh
my
god
>>57482074
lyl
>>57482063
Can't wait for it to come out.
>>57482191
Sorry forgot to specify "for rent /month"
>>57482181
bit warmer
>hillsborough and maddie mccann both in the news this week
WEW lads
>>57482148
how is a barça game on the third channel of anything
>>57482026
Know this, you are nothing to me
I have dozens of enemies, literally dozens, their blood will stain my hand before yours, I do not kill needlessly
>god can't save the queen because he doesn't exist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7goA_DnGIbU
>>57482236
gosh how silly of me, i forgot what year we're in
god can't save the queen because XE doesn't exist
>>57482189
Yeah, brilliant moment
Regarding Joe Hart in the second leg it was said: "The greatest goalkeeping performance the world has ever seen, all for nought"
>>57482299
Thank you
need to go to the pakis for mixer and bread and skins, 2 minute walk might as well be mars.
>Irish """people"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G39MxbFm2Sk
>>57482288
pretty sure the queen exists and its she not he
what the fuck are you achieving by posting on here everyday?
fuckin hell. go do something of worth
stop talking shit about liz
mum is bringing me tendies for din dins
27
YEAR
OLD
VIRGIN
>>57482296
Yes but he managed to multiply his loan 900000%
>>57482339
>tfw easily 5 minute walk to shops and its up a hill on the way back
suffering tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOhZ5wD6u7A
anakin = poleaboo
padme = polish roommate
obi wan = me
>pretty sure the queen exists and its she not he
>>57482368
I don't know, I'm horribly addicted to 4chan
Good lad
me on the right
>>57482421
darth vAMER
>>57481856
People should focus more on the mormons instead of scientology
Mormons have way more power then the public realises
>>57482436
>addicted
did a magic wizard put a curse on you, you fucking idiot?
>addiction is real
>>57482340
he's gonna break it like that
>>57482401
your harrowing tale has made me appreciate how easy I have it. Brb helping buy the pakis another house to rent out
>>57482444
will be voting for bernie
>>57482247
About £1500
>>57482444
>52%
wew lad
>>57482220
Not into that anymore and it was NEVER about being dominated in bed
That's not real femdom
>>57481720
kek we're so based
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/quizzes/which-premier-league-striker-are-you
I'm Kane lads
>kek we're so based
sudden urge to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw
>>57482507
same lol
>>57482496
1500/month Are you serious?!
>>57482476
no but I'm neet and can't seem to do shit I actually need to do, just shitpost all day.
>>57482527
fuck off with that gay shit
here's some real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9IJpR-jzA
>>57482527
>fugees
sheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_hoLTUCD3I
catelyn = poleaboo
tyrion = polish roommate
bronn = me
>>57482552
But the tax from those 0.5% will be spent on public services for the rest of the citizens?
>>57482451
Why do morons who spend their life saving for Maga try and show off with expensive vodka or big bottles?
Is anybody really impressed that you spent over a week of your life in footlocker to buy it?
>>57482527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mliQ748aoCY
>>57482507
AGUEROOOOOO
>>57482572
underrated post
left a skidmark in my sister's knickers when i tried them on earlier lads
>>57481720
There should be a EU quota on helping with the building of the internment camps, for the illegal african immigrants.
>>57482451
just imagine how many cute girls bumholes hes seen
>>57482571
*looks at video art*
no thanks
>>57482572
not really a fan desu just had an urge to listen to it
>>57482556
that's on the cheap end tbqh.
you'd do better to rent a room in a house, that's what most people do. You're still going to be looking at £600 a month tho.
>>57482507
Vardy
can't remember my pin for credit card
Lucy is in the big apple lads
>>57482593
>projecting this hard
you must have a shitty life
got a willy
Business idea: Don't tax the working class' earnings
>>57482421
Then who is the emperor, the one who manipulated events and perceptions to fuck me over?
The police? The uni?
>>57482647
everyone i know sets theirs to 1966
>>57482683
bad lad
>>57482507
>question 1 practically identical to question 8
WHY ARE WE FUNDING THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anyway lukaku
>when you not quick enough after a crash
>>57482683
post it please
>>57482687
Terrible idea, and for that reason I'm out.
>>57482663
Is that the name of your blow up doll? :^)
jamie vardys having a party
bring your vodka and your charlie
business idea: build a wall and make mexico pay for it
how long woudl you let a really cute girl put her arsehole in your face? me? Hours
>>57482647
1337
Why has Scotland becmoe so pathetic?
Why are they so happy to live in a one party state?
It's mental
>>57481720
Lets get the fuck out of the EU together
>>57482700
The embodiment of femdom lust
>>57482663
reported to the internet police.
>>57482572
actually i just got this post
nice
>he hasn't visited at least 25 countries
>>57482663
She won't come m8
>>57482593
>spend their entire life saving
kek lad its like 400 quid for a 18-30 holiday in somewhere like magaluf
>>57482752
good post
>tfw we will never make spain pay for a dam or something
building my brother's computer for him and it won't power on hahahaha
>>57482734
This is Lucy
>>57482769
I only get that Lucy shipped domestic ;)
>>57482068
when du yu have to leave by
Where are your tripfags?
>>57482822
tomorrow morn
whats the best way to defeat poleaboo
im thinking a swift cut to his forearm scars followed by a crushing pommel strike to the cranium to bring him to his knees
>>57482700
/r9k/
>>57482642
Thank you for the info mate. Also is a salary of 3800 pounds for a coding job high or small in London...if you even have a clue.
>>57482814
Have you tried plugging it in
did lucy come?
>>57482803
>going to shagaluf
>>57482803
I meant to do it repeatedly.
>>57482839
no 1sec
Why can't white countries be like this anymore?
>>57482826
alri
you have allowed this..dark lord to twist your mind until now
>>57482826
we use extra flags instead of tripcodes
>>57482870
industrial revolution mate, fucked everything up
>>57482753
It's not about how cute she is, it's how big her butt is
>say you want refugees in the media
>no refugee wants to come here
>they all leave or not even get here
>butthatisnoneofmybusiness.jpg
>look good in the media and get no mudslime problems
win win desu
Brits are based
>>57482716
Ye I pretty much knew what the final answer would be after I read the first question
also good range of striking options on /brit/:
>>57482507
>>57482606
>>57482646
>>57482716
>>57482554
not you lol
>>57482905
All the result of having an absolutely dire country though tbf
>>57482909
roach
>>57482837
no idea about salaries. check internet. It's not a bad salary though!
It's fairly typical to spend 30% ish of your wages on rent here. If you got a room in a shared house you'd be saving some money I reckon.
>>57482868
>>57482923
where's my free steam game then?
I seem to be having a bit of a spate of bumping into clients whilst with my loved ones. My companion and I were just loading up the car outside a supermarket. Someone pulled up in the next parking bay, as they got out my companion greeted them warmly. At this point, I recognised him. The poor bloke kept looking at me then back at my companion, seemingly putting the pieces together.
And in the car on the way back.... 'Oh he was the bloke that fixed our loo last week, he's a nice bloke' 'Yeah he is isn't he?' 'eh?' 'Doesn't live far from here, met him a few times before Christmas. Maybe you should hire someone different next time, yeah?' 'oh.' Then a fortnight later the client actually books me. Not as awkward as one might expect.
Virginity. I took another one recently. It's really not a big deal, please calm down and enjoy yourselves. Don't hyperventilate, Don't take viagra. Just enjoy.
>>57482868
me in the chair
got warned for quoting like 50 posts haha
>>57482826
>>57482839
didn't work
ex gfs bum
>>57482909
t. Alptigin Mustafa Shah Mehmetoglu
>>57482687
>>57482852
I went backpacking there, it was very spiritual
>>57482949
fuck you irish
alri
>>57482868
Me perched in the star of david
>>57482870
WAY too many people. Disgusting.
>>57482953
Spent ages looking for a lisicki you might've put into the background, what an idiot am i
the gf
>>57482905
literally what scotland does
>>57483008
Try turning it on at the wall
let's trip up then lads
>>57482830
is it extremely early flight (ie before sunrise)
>>57482852
remove
>>57482909
fuck off paki
>>57483063
delet
>>57483010
What is it with yanks and having bigger than average bums?
Why do Anglos hate Aryans?
>>57483058
nah not that early
>>57482837
Its a good wage mate, you can live comfy on that, You could even live outside London and commute in, plenty of cheaper places if you look around that are still easy distance.
Business idea: Increase the bankers bonuses
>>57483089
because we're le fat
>>57483089
Jelly?
>>57482979
>"Nova" Scotia
>Numquid non includit vetus Scotia
>>57483089
hispanics
footy lads
YOUR LOVE IS FADING
>>57483098
how long are you going for??
>>57483097
BEADY
RAHHHHHHHHH SCRATCHING POSTS
>>57483137
2 weeks nd a bit
>>57483116
>muntchesthair
>>57483097
>the only thing lesser countries can come up with against us is a couple of blokes with spanish looking dark eyes
Why doesnt everyone use off shore tax avoidance?
getting called a loser on chess.com lads
>>57483098
not so bad then
cambodia have finally eradicated the tiger. good news.
rebooking my trip to brussels
gf just sent me this
Business idea: Just airdrop pork and bacon instead of bombs over ISIS then we won't have to worry about terrorism anymore
>>57483199
ur a loser lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU
>Sing me to sleep
I'm tired and I
I want to go to bed
>Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go
just copped this
>Purchase of Brighton property by people living in china has increased 700% in the last year
>tfw none of my flatmates suspected I was a virgin during uni
any of you lads the same?
Survived the trek, more drinking.
>>57483217
She looks really smelly
>>57483160
get plenty of shitposting in with that hindu spot flag
>>57483171
>THE MIGHTY "PROVINCE" OF "NOVA" """""""""""""""""""""""SCOTIA"""""""""""""""""""""""
VERY interesting picture
perfectly preserved Roman scutum shield.
getting the daily mckinnes and PJW in
>>57483220
exceedingly good post
doing a holiday in cambodia
>>57483196
>>57483240
A GOD
doing a masturbation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWS4EtZSnM0
>>57483217
hair colour makes her look ill
>>57483236
>>57483266
will do desu
not sure if I want to take my laptop, going to see how heavy my bags are
will take my tablet if not
>>57483253
Wheres the librarian?
>>57483269
not a very good shield, it's got a big hole in it
>>57483268
>the sea of greater manchester
>>57483281
have you been in school for a year or two?
>>57483307
shhhhhhh, my sweet babboo
>>57483249
they knew. women can literally smell a virgin. and everyone could tell you acted different to everyone else during sexual conversations.
>>57483253
Why do you always mirror your pictures when it is extremely obvious from the drinks labels that the image has been mirrored?
business plan: turn bantchester into a tax haven and then build a fuckhuge castle - the biggest castle the world has ever seen
>>57483269
>just noticed the swastikas
>>57483291
Skype?
>>57483331
Is it true Nova Scotia is muh heritage central?
>>57483253
how many d'you smoke a day la?
