Did he do it? Edition
>>57476142
Yes, and I'll testify to that
crayon pop
maisie
janny is actually going to explode when he sees this
maybe
i don't know
CAN YOU REPEAT
Yes. I saw him do it
Thinking about killing myself lads
>>57476142
post limit is 310 you stupid cunt
L.A. lady
wewlad you made this before the bump limit
>New British drama
>Oh, look, it's another "gritty" police drama/courtroom drama/1940s themed drama
Why is British drama so unbelievably shit and uncreative?
![12-angry-men-pic-6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/udDZu9N.jpg "12-angry-men-pic-6[1].jpg")
>>57476142
Henry Fonda did it
>>57476303
WHADDAYAMEAN HE DID IT?!
Da police is raycist he was goin to church every day trying to get his life back on track, he dindu nuffin
the bf
>>57476284
my uncle writes one of them desu
Wahey haha
>>57476345
Tell him he should kill himself
There's an after life r-right guys
Need to get my willy sucked
>>57476090
BREAD BETWEEN BREAD
>>57476341
fucking stupid...
>>57476394
as of right now you have a fucking loads of muslims lmao
>>57476443
why
![NdmYrep[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cyUNtUE.jpg "NdmYrep[1].jpg")
'ello /brit/
>>57476142
Maybe but there is REASONABLE DOUBT
>>57476431
Hopefully not
>>57476439
That toast is more inbread than Norwich.
the bf
>>57476475
hmph... seems obvious... not going to bother...
Why it’s not OK for white people to have dreadlocks by Taiwo Ogunyinka
>In this article, a black man will tell you why white people should not have dreadlocks. This is by no means intended to oppress any white people who reassure me they have Jamaican friends and are avid drinkers of Red Stripe so having dreadlocks surely doesn’t make them an appropriator of black culture.
>Having dreadlocks doesn’t mean you are a racist person and sure, you may not have meant to piss people off – but that doesn’t mean that dreadlocks on white people exist in an anti-race vacuum.
>Sure, dreadlocks have appeared at different unconnected parts of the world over time – so you may attribute it to Egyptians or Celtic “fairie locks”. But really, the source of its current popularity is largely due to the life and death of Marley and the apparent “humanist” movement he created (NB humanism sort of preaches “we’re all humans”, so sees things such as anti-racism and feminism as holding us back). For some it may even be an appreciation of the Rastafari movement.
>Now, I don’t know why white people choose to wear dreadlocks, but there seem to be a few reasons. If you wear dreadlocks as an appreciation of black culture, then by wearing dreadlocks and perpetuating white privilege as a result then aren’t you actually harming the black diaspora in the UK? If you truly cared for black people and not just our culture you wouldn’t want to wear dreadlocks.
>Secondly, if you wear dreadlocks because it “looks cool” then you’re still perpetuating white privilege and you’ve chosen to be ignorant of the significant contemporary history. Finally, if you wear dreadlocks because you think it symbolises a humanist ideal, then you’ve attached the wrong political meaning to them and instead you’re damaging the anti-oppression movement for which they truly symbolise.
http://thetab.com/2016/04/05/isnt-ok-white-people-dreadlocks-83996
>>57476439
>slavshits literally eat this
>>57476541
poohead
Post your finest memes lads
>>57476556
ah yes very impressive
>>57476585
yeah whatever... predictable...
>>57476598
>>57476142
He did do it. Every piece of evidence pointed towards guilty. Everything that hints towards not guilty is just presumptions
>>57476567
I am sorry, I literally don't eat that. We all have different cuisines. but you do eat >>57476439
>>57476621
Fuck, it doesn't work on 4chan ;(
>>57476564
if we are gonna get to the point where you can only do things based on which skin colour invented them then i hope they enjoy no computer, internet, english language etc
>>57476564
What is it with some black people thinking white people HAVE to hate all black people
>>57476544
t. Achmed Al-Mähammad Omer Khalid
Am i the only one here who doesn't have a girlfriend? In fact, I've never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl haha
>>57476564
Are we just ignoring Nordic hairstyles now?
>>57476674
>slavs eat this disgusting shite
>>57476564
ignoring the other religions where dreads are a thing, what if they are actually rastafari?
>>57476699
Posts like this make me feel better about myself.
>>57476721
fuck off cuckden
>>57476721
Your country isn't full of slavshits
>>57476721
I can't even tell the difference between swedes and arabs
>>57476726
what's wrong with you?
you're starting to get as bad as the swede shitposter
Angry Swede gimmick got old fast. New gimmick needed.
>>57476486
ugly
>>57476699
I have no gf too haha
Why haven't I killed myself yet
>>57476726
That's literally bread soaked in water. who the fuck in the world eats this?
>>57476778
sallad needs to come back
look at how clean the dishwasher mad this glass
just look at how crystal clear it is
this pint glass looks more reflective and shiny then when i first brought it
this is a 2016 dishwasher lads
TYB current year
need my brain minced
>>57476772
Fuck off slav immigrant, cant wait til we leave the eu and you have to go home
>>57476808
>denying his peoples heritage
>>57476843
try and fit all those mini donuts in your mouth at once
>>57476872
i would if you were here desu
>>57476872
This 2bh
>>57476843
Are you getting paid to shill dishwashers?
>>57476564
>TheTab
Don't think any good articles have come from that
>>57476843
>owning a dishwasher
Literally why
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_isolation#Background
>If social isolation in a particular person is lifelong, historical, patterned, unbroken, and chronic (i.e. from extremely young childhood all the way through full adulthood), it tends to perpetuate itself even if the person actually does not fundamentally desire to be alone, and sometimes even if the person also makes good-faith individual efforts to socialise.
me and my dad
>>57476564
>But really, the source of its current popularity is largely due to the life and death of Marley and the apparent “humanist" movement he created
So basically it boils down to "waaaa it's popular now so I want to claim it!"
>>57476910
not unless "unintentionally hilarious" counts as good
>>57476843
Fuck. On a strict diet and now I want mini doughnuts.
Must stay strong.
look at his face loooool
>>57476843
>drinking the h2ojew
>>57476913
>washing dishes by hand
>>57476913
First thing I bought after I bought my flat.
Fucking washing my own dishes like a fucking peasant.
>>57476913
Uses less water than manual washing + gives a better clean.
>>57476907
yes we at hotpoint (have a new method)
>>57476913
just look at the glass
no hand washing could achieve that gleam.
>>57476950
>Believing the "Jews own water" conspiracy
fucks sake the sister's used all the condoms
Lmao that arrogant black people think those silly white cunts with dreadlocks get a free ride and nobody takes the piss
everybody thinks they look fucking stupid on white people, no need to also make them "racist" too
>>57476971
Are you a fucking advert for Fairy tablets or whatever the fuck they're called?
>>57476950
>not HjewO
Was once on am American Airlines flight and a guy told the stewardess woman thst he had to be sick. She made him pay 7 dollars for a bag to be sick in
>>57477029
should've done a gerard depardieu and vomited all over her
>>57477009
He'd be an advert for FAIRY tablets even if he wasn't talking about dishwashers.
>>57476854
>soaked bread is my heritage
not really a quality b8 :(
cant imagine being such a pleb that i questioned having a dishwasher lmao
bet you dont having a washing machine or a tumble dryer either kek
Why do we even entertain black peoples opinions? Just stop already ffs.
Getting fed up with this retarded ride society is on
Black people are racist for straightening their hair
>>57477009
>how shall I respond to these hard facts I have been presented with?
>I know; I'll call him a shill! That way I win!
People who pre-wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher are literally retarded.
Right up there with people who clean their flat before the cleaner comes.
>>57477099
>hard facts
Manual washing uses less water and cleans better.
WTF I pressed a button near right ctrl and now the text on int is tiny as fuck wtf
Think we should start taking the piss out of Rastafarians for appropriating nordic culture lads.
>>57477095
Only cultural appropriation when its done by the dominant culture against an oppressed culture
>>57477149
pressed your mothers button m8
>>57477028
Don't forget about David's paramour, she was there too
Pic related
cis white male here
All this talk about cultural appropriation.
Yet apparently white people dont naturally inhabit anywhere and everything about white culture is stolen.
So when liberals want to bring back segregation, where will white people go and what will white peoples be allowed to wear and eat?
I swear, liberals just make race relations worse than ever before
The sale of narcotics should be legal, controlled and taxed by the government
FUCK OFF
The boys in the hood are always soft
I went through a phase of cooking with alcohol. Alot of recipes called for a "dry white wine". I looked in the spice aisle of every grocery store in town thinking dry meant it was a powder McCormick bottled.
britain? more like shitain
>>57477171
Check out last nights newsnight if you want to rage.
Black woman says Bieber can't appropriate black culture, so host asks if it was okay when Beyonce appropriated Indian/bollywood culture in her music video.
Dumbass said yes that's fine because Beyonce isn't from a privileged/dominant race.
Nigga, she's married to Jay Z and they're worth literally hundreds of millions of dollars.
That's the most privileged and dominant you can be on earth.
*expands on thesis*
>>57477252
>liberals
FOY
>>57477269
United states? More like POOnited states.
If there is a jewish conspiracy and they run the world, why not just convert to judaism?
Also if you only need to be jewish to get into israel, a fairly rich country, why dont loads of third worlders just convert to judaism then move there?
>>57477286
*bangs your mum*
Heavens above, it's quieter in here than in a pharaoh's burial chamber!
>>57476843
>eating in front of computer screen
absolutely haram
>>57477266
People who describe wines as "dry" or "sharp" irritate me.
legit had a toast sandwich the other day, couldnt be arsed going to the supermarket.
wasn't that bad tbf, would make again/10
>>57477333
t. 3 GCSEs
Business idea: claim irish heritage, now you are no longer the "dominant culture" and so you cant be culturally appropriating anything
>>57477341
How do you make it? Which bit do you butter? Do you put anything else in it?
Will blacks have to pay reparation for the hundreds of years of Jewish slavery in Egypt and have eternal black guilt?
>>57477341
Fatty
>>57477363
yeah, no...I'd rather be concentrated in a camp than pretend to be irish
fucking white people
>pale, red faces burnt from the sun
>stink of milk
>mostly obese
>loud
>basically a pig-monkey hybrids
>>57477359
I guarantee my school results are better than yours. I am an idiot though.
PSG are gonna absolutely rape man shitty
>>57477407
Yea naw
>>57477400
I've never got anything less than an A so I highly doubt it
>>57477396
>culturally appropriating jewish suffering during the holocaust for a cheap joke
Tempted to buy a robot vacuum.
>>57477399
pigs are smart
>>57477407
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>57477400
Yeah well i got an A in english literature and i can barely write.
GCSEs mean shit.
>Jews exist
>>57477407
Will probably be fairly close. Neither are that great
Did pigs evolve from apes?
It's going to be a long day lads
>>57477506
Why?
making cat noises
>he can't afford £100,000 for a parking space
wew lads
>>57477506
Without you my friend.
Genuinely hide every post more than a few lines long without reading them
who /neverhadasmartphone/ here?
Honestly I would like one but I don't have a job so can't afford it.
stopped playing sunday league and started playing 5 a side, so much more enjoyable lads
>>57477598
daddy paid for mine :)
>>57477595
>>57476142
It was me the whole time HAHAHAHA!!
>>57477598
Parents still pay for mine.
>>57476230
no problem, just eat one of your landshark delicacies
>>57477621
Much much better. 5 a side barely resembles real football. Only problem with Sunday league is mongs who actively try to break legs
>>57477537
general feeling of ennui
What's your ringtone lads?
Here's mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO1pn6D-t4M
might open my neck haha
had a wank
all my horny gay thoughts went away regretting posting my ass pic tbqh
>Click verify once there are none left.
>>57477681
get pissed, laddie
5 a side is for chavs that want to show off their 'silky skills'
>>57477696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw4UGgRlgQM
Me on the bed
>>57477670
Can't kill me, Aryan genes too stronk
>>57477728
Link me
https://youtu.be/o194UFzwG7E?t=909 why do yanks get so excited?
>>57477676
Sunday league is watching balls go over your head, muddy shite pitches, having to ring around at the last minute to get a full team and dirty tackles
>>57477696
>ringtones other than the default one on your phone in the year 2016
>>57476187
Don't you have goats to fuck, Mohammed?
ughh...
>>57477742
already on the case with a bottle of the paki shop's cheapest vodka
>>57477806
I want this image to be real
All blue countries on this need to go away
>>57477696
I fell that's a bit too epic for my ringtone.
>Listen to that
>Pick up phone
>'Have you been sold PPI in the past 10 years? You could have money owed to-
>'Dammit lady, I thought God was calling to invite me to go destroy planets with him!'
haha did the man kick the ball again
did he
did he consult with his bookie before the game on which way he should kick it
did he
did they all make a lot of money
did they
mental
>>57477783
DIS NIGGA SAVAGE
WHITE PPL ARE EVOLVING
BRUH CHILLLL
*calculates Pi*
ah yes very impressive
>>57477850
SWEDEN NO
>>57477806
Motorola Droid ringtones are so terrible I had to pic the least annoying one which is still annoying.
>>57477806
remember when you used to buy ringtones?
I bought one when i was a kid and unknowingly subscribed to some service which sent me a new one every week for £5
Parents were NOT happy haha
>>57477743
11 a side is for chavs who want to act hard and pretend they could have made it as a semi pro
Might start doing volunteer work to try and meet women.
*masticates pie*
ah yes, very delicious
>>57477860
Did the wizard slay the dragon? Mental
Did the man level up? Crazy stuff haha
Is he level 100? Hahaha mental
Did the ork do magic spells? Crazy
>>57477908
bar work is better for that lad.
>>57477850
Even if we leave the EU we will still have free movement with Ireland and it only takes a few years to get citizenship there before they can move here
>>57477850
umad?
>>57477893
Remember when you used to have to program in the ring tones on Nokias?
>>57477895
t. Not fit enough for 11 a side
5 aside isn't real football. Kids game
>>57477766
Ok then, here's a nice option for best and painless suicide.
Buy 3L of vodka, make some salted/smoked salmon sandwiches, go through the marathon of Paul Thomas Anderson films (at least 3 movies are required: There Will Be Blood, Master and Inherent Vice)
Take a shot each time someone throws a tantrum.
>it isn't the jews
>there's always a life in the army if all else fails
feels good man
>>57477943
more like umayyyad you refugee caliphate cunt
>>57477806
I have a different ringtone for every single person in my contact list tbqh.
>>57477934
Pretty good idea, but I have a job. I was looking for something to maybe do saturday day.
just remembered the day i found out my mum is the joke of her family when everyone was laughing at her at a family reunion
>>57477753
london
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oh wait
>>57477771
It's in the old thread
I urge you to wank to the thick girl thighs in that thread instead
>>57477977
t. doesnt even regularly play football
>>57477934
Agreed, there's no beating the barbell when you want birds mirin
being over 6 foot is just so comfy tier
not to make manlets feel bad.
>>57478018
My dad was the runt of the litter.
Ended up going off the deep end when my mum died, got conned by a thai bird and lost everything.
>Runt status: Justified
the gf
>>57478014
Same answer applies, try and pick up a saturday shift at a bar then you have the option to finish your shift and have a few drinks with any potential victim you served while on shift
>>57477908
Wew. It's very nice.
>>57477982
Apart from the fighting the army seems like a laugh.
sup guys
>>57478081
are you a tall skelly or a fit giant be honest
>>57478105
don't be like that breh.
don't let manlets learn.
>>57478117
seems better than all other alternatives at this point. at least i'd have a sense of purpose. probably get to travel the world sporting a skinhead, too.
>>57477979
>Tfw can't afford 3L vodka cause state monopoly
IN :
Easter spamming aussie
OUT :
Gay aussie
>>57478095
Could potentially be very fun having a job that I don't have to really give a fuck about. Hmmm.
>>57478146
/fa/ tall
Minorities?
Nah, not a fan.
>>57476494
Severely underrated post tßh
Fuck I really need to kill myself
*downs a pint of ice water in one go*
AHHHHHHHHhhhhhh yes very refreshing
>>57478126
Hello my Icelandic friend
>>57477703
least comfy suicide
>>57478188
so skinny fat?
>>57478198
this
running out of time 2bh
>>57478188
So a skelly then. Everyone on /fa/ is skinny as fuck and dresses like a pikey.
>>57478202
*downs a pint of ice in one go*
AHHHHHHHHhhhhhh já mjög svalandi
>>57478225
>>57478238
i'm near otter mode tbf
>>57478217
delete this
>>57478237
Not really
I have my whole life to do it
>ISIS buy Madeleine Mccann and behead her
Can you actually imagine, lads?
have gum disease lads
my 14 year old brother said he could find me a weed dealer
what the fuck, i can't even find one
Anyone else ever get the feeling that the "british" people who post in /brit/ are really just Americans with proxies pretending to be british?
>>57478170
yeah, a weed leaf, lmao
>>57478217
neat
>>57478270
what
pretty sure she's dead mate
>>57478273
Shouldve cleaned your teeth lad.
>>57478270
Would be pure banter
Thoughts?
>>57478221
>>57478198
don't worry - everything is already thought out for you >>57477979
>>57478221
Probably won't even hurt. Shock will kick in as soon as the cut is made then I'll soon pass out.
>>57478126
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "There he is" post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post the copypasta. Oh, and we all know the pasta. The "epic" There he goes again pasta, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about an irrelevant copypasta. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic thereheisfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "You've become a parody of your own self." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>57478266
Yes but it's the difference between "How sad, he was so young." and "Can't say I didn't see that coming."
>>57478261
It's ok we can be skelly friends together
im 186 cm tho
>>57478284
I'm on 'oliday
>>57478275
My mate offered to sell me some. I was to scared to say no so i brought some, ran off and then ditched it down a drain.
>>57478284
>tfw bought a proxy because lol snoopers charter, but it's blocked by 4chan.
I can't even pretend to be an annoying yank.
>>57478263
Sorry Omar, no can do
>>57478300
Where do you live?
>>57478317
nothing will come out of it jej
>>57478317
Seems a bit rude tßh
>>57478317
racism is an inherent vice
>>57478317
Excellent banter
>>57478329
Dont think I'd be able to reach over 1l without falling asleep
>>57478317
she did that herself, clearly a false flag operations
>>57478317
she probably did it herself
>>57478301
Yeah, but if it turns out she wasn't and the paedo that took her sold her when she got too old.
Can you imagine the shitstorm.
>>57478317
Why use a marker when you can scratch it in and the peel will bruise to better effect?
>>57478275
I've never seen weed haha
I don't smoke or drink either
Don't even drink coffee
Is that weird
>i'm an american with a proxy
the gf
Daily reminder the telegraph thinks we should have tax havens in place of basic freedom from imprisonment.
>>57478270
Her parents already killed her
>>57478331
and then you'll feel the sweetly relaxed as you fall away. like when you're really tired lying in you bed at night, and you feel yourself drifting off. you'll know that the suffering is finally over, a real solution to all problems that could possibly exist. nothing at all matters.
