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>ywn be as based as Givi edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9k05CbXmqE
/balt/
maisie
/balt/
>>57470039
the superior thread
>Americans have to do their own taxes
>i post in the mong thread with editions in the titles
shambolic
wish i had enough money to stay drunk every day at every moment
otherwise life is horrible
This is now just a Givi thread as this /brit/ came second.
Post rare givi's.
Me on the left.
maisie
>>57470018
>>57470018
>>57470018
all come in here
*cums*
oh for fucks sake
>australians are some of the best posters in these threads
can't stand brown nosing brits
>>57473115
funny because i cant stand brown "brits" (you) x
>>57473115
oh fuck off there are some proper comic geniuses in here who happen to be from australia
Is this the current brit thread?
listening to Rizzle Kicks
not really sure why
>>57473167
hope not.
shit edition.
>>57473209
kill yourself
>>57473148
Any zany and quirky post from the aussies!!
me on the right
>>57473240
why are you so arseblasted? x
r8 my joke, lads.
Where do black people get their drugs? A famacy.
>>57473294
10/10
>>57473294
shit, fuck off.
Who actually even says that
Might learn how to skateboard lads
>cars are too expensive
>bicycles are too big and impractical
>bus costs £16.50 per week that I could be spending on weed
A skateboard is just a plank of wood with 4 wheels on it, it gets me around faster than walking, it's cheap as fuck and I can carry it around. It doesn't get any simpler than that.
Give me one good reason why i shouldn't buy a skateboard
We're all in here lads
>>57470018
>>57473322
mates got into an argument on instagram today because he was wearing a trasher shirt and these 2 randoms started shit x
>>57473294
6.5/10
r8 my joke m8
why did the syrian child cross the road?
it didn't, it washed up on it.
>>57473245
ive seen this several times before but still what the fuck is this meant to be
our nige
>Might learn how to skateboard lads
>>57473322
because a longboard would be a better option for what you would be doing with it also a lot harder to suddenly brake with than it is with a bicylce
>>57473364
one of those girls on tumblr with daddy issues
>>57473245
is this ''age play''?
>>57473400
would be a sick fetish if she was a looker
is she a looker? x
>>57473395
>longboard
literally the skateboard equivalent of a fedora
Watch Me Whip
>>57470130
>image.jpg
h-hi, is it /novorossiya/ thread?
>>57473395
kill yourself my man
>>57473421
most of them aren't some are tho
>>57473364
How to speak like a princess
>>57473434
you would be literally retarded to take a skateboard as a means of travel
NEED A GF
*bums u*
well?
>>57473468
yes lad sick sick sick that is hectic x
>>57473322
skateboards are awful for transport lad, you can't just skate down any old pavement or road, you need good surfaces. good fun though, and you look cool as fuck once you can kickflip. go get one.
>>57473421
some are, like deum0s on tumblr
>>57473358
A bit edgy for my taste to be honest pham.
>>57473496
poor modelling != racist
>>57473496
how old is #3
would like to go on an adventure with her if you understand the meaning of my words
>because a longboard would be a better option for what you would be doing with it also a lot harder to suddenly brake with than it is with a bicylce
>>57473548
what the fuck is wrong with you shes like 11
>>57473548
nonse lezzer
wasnt even aware of such things
>>57473548
rasheed
>>57473496
How would it be racist?
picture of me after my confrontation with Waleed Aly
>>57473507
Probably am desu
I've got friends who skateboard too, so they'll teach me the ways of the board
>>57473395
I would but they look really dumb
My friends who skateboard carry their boards on their bags, it doesn't seem like you'd be able to do that with a longboard
>>57473531
oh, ok.
>>57473591
wtf i just wanted to know if she was old enough to accompany me on a trip to italy
>>57473618
oh shes pretty come on
well developed too
is it ok to fuck girls?
I can hear the farmer shooting pests on his field again
>>57473666
>having stubs
lol loser
leftists? open borders? refugees? islam? hello?
>>57473710
racist
>>57473656
they come in all sizes really, the main difference is the bigger wheels so you don't break your neck over every tile sticking out
>>57473322
http://boostedboards.com/
*browses through infowars*
ah yes, very impressive
>>57473710
apparently not if youll listen to the puritan prudes from the monastery here
>>57473641
>It's the tall white girl resting her arm on the head of the shorter black girl that has triggered the controversy. For some it's insulting and, if not intentionally racist, at least reflective of a lack of thought on Gap's part (hence the term "passive" racism).
Gap have pulled it from their ad campaign lmao
i spent far too long doing this
Ok, now that the babies have fucked off. Let's get the discussion rolling:
Whose voting leave?
>yfw university, a.k.a YOONAY is now just a sorting mechanism for normies to get their 'dream job' working a corporate HR or marketing role at Asda
>yfw degrees are now so common any value they once held has been devalued due to normie influx
>yfw a Master's degree is now considered the bare minimum as a benchmark for intellectual achievement
>>57473715
I like seeing him squirm
>>57473688
not that fit
>>57473736
>they cost £1000
I'd fucking buy a car if I had that much dough to spend on a skateboard
>>57473746
these people complaining are basically saying "I take exception to the fact these people are being shown interacting, based purely on the colour of their skin"
sounds pretty racist to me
>>57473746
Wasn't there a gap ad where a black girl had her arm on the head of a white girl before this one?
>>57473775
true enough
thinking of having a wank tbqh
wish I had someone to wank with
>>57473773
yes
>>57473496
When will the everything is racist, sexist, etcist meme end?
>>57473821
ngl lad I'm about to have a wank myself
You can wank with me in spirit
>>57473775
thanks labour
>>57473858
only the dead can know peace from this evil
>>57473788
give her 5 years
>>57473801
yeah that's the funniest part, they're saying that the expression of the girl being leaned on is different so they cant be compared
>"that lil white girl [in the old photo] looks fierce. The beautiful black girl [in the new photo] looks pissed,"
need to be crushed by a thick girl
>all of those Remain
ah yes very impressive
Went to town the other day and I saw a black man wearing clothes, using a phone, using electricity, driving a car and speaking English
Absolutely sick of this cultural appropriation. Why do black people keep stealing our stuff?
>>57473863
wish I could be the one wanking you tbqh but I guess the spirit thing is good enough
POSH
O
S
H
>>57473911
has going-to-get-fat genes
which spice gril is your favorite /brit/? sexy spice is mine
>>57473921
GAP shouldn't have listened to a bunch of whiny cry babies on twitter imho
>>57473950
>DUP in favour of leave
BASED ULSTERMEN
>>57473496
lmao, you literately can't win
>>57473959
>clothes
>phones
>electricity
>cars
>English language
>part of the white identity, as if such a thing even exists
It's time to shave those dreadlocks off, anon
Lads what the fuck is the point in "christingles"
We used to make them in primary school, I have no idea what an orange with a candle stuck in it has to do with Christianity
>>57473222
When I'm down like that I usually just keep to myself in the room and watch shows and listen to fun choons, don't know if that's helpful
>>57473997
aren't they all 40 now
>>57473950
>Conservative Party
>Neutral
>>57473997
baby ginger then sports
rest are binnable
>>57474018
rasheed
>>57473981
>>57473997
what the fuck
>>57473950
very good post
highlights the scum
>>57473921
how old is this
>>57473982
shes the sort to stay pleasantly tall and substantial without being flabby
the kind of birdlet who could carry me home after a night out
>>57473950
>conservative party
>neutral
>>57473950
all the ones in the remain are irrelevant
conservative isnt netural its remain
that retarded finnish pepe has me in tears every time
>>57473997
>>57473981
what a strange coinkidink
>>57473981
>>57473997
HMMM
wtf lad haha x
rate my epic meme
>>57474011
so what's the issue? that she's resting her arm on her head?
kill yourselves you filthy british pieces of shit
>>57474067
your tribe are attracted to a different sort of female anyway
>>57474006
yeah basically, it's a tiny amount of people who actually complain about this stuff so i dont get why huge companies feel they have to bow down to them
>>57474067
last year i think
gf just sent me this
bet some of you are smelly m*slims
>>57474127
was wondering where you were going with that
i exhaled in amusement
>>57474145
cant go wrong with a bit of husk
>>57474174
this is me
The very rarest Givi photo working as supermarket security
might buy this and unironically wear it desu lads
>>57474203
much appreciated
>>57474207
Rasheed
>>57474131
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35968787
Motorolla as car cleaner
Absolutely CANNOT STAND minorities (cannot stand them)
>>57474164
>bunch of busybody sensitive losers complain about something
>get things that everyone likes banned and slowly turns the UK into even more of a nanny state
Just FUCK OFF
>>57474274
my name is amer actually
>>57474265
where's selling this?
>>57474281
>yanks
Absolutely CANNOT STAND yanks (cannot stand them)
>>57474297
you are a true bug
>>57474281
Wonder why there aren't any black people crying over the obvious cuckolding references in every other advert then
IM GONNA MAKE IT
AND IF YOU DONT THINK I WILL
WELL THEN YOU CANT JUST WALK ON BY
Poleaboo is switching things up and fingering his cat with his left hand
Absolutely CANNOT STAND bogans (cannot stand them)
>>57474281
the bbc is total shit
>>57474297
i'm a minority
>>57474174
What's the second most popular native language in Sweden?
business idea: dead yanks
>>57474024
just had confirmation that I don't have to grown up at all today so I can now just be a shut in and hope I feel better tomorrow.
This is the general of the men of /brit/. I would gladly give my life to defend her beauty, her memory... her wisdom...
>>57474377
*throws you a tenner*
god speed lad
why do i live in sweden? because it's one of the few countries in this world that hasn't been defiled by the disgusting british race.
>>57474259
>tfw not chasing teenage delinquents over stolen bottles of cough syrup
>>57474365
*points nose up and refuses to look at you*
>weigh myself in the morning
>95.5 kg
>weight myself now
>98.5 kg
can anyone explain this shit to me
>>57474408
FOOL OF A TOOK
>>57474171
Nice pic of holly hansen la
>>57474418
but just about every other race around
>>57474428
YOU
FAT
BASTARD
Would like to learn to skateboard, even have a park near me.
But am too self-conscious to be going to a park by myself at 24 desu and too anxious to go somewhere empty at night.
Also probably too big and awkward at 6'1 13.5 stone
hair smells like mango and coconut
my life in a picture
>>57474428
fucking big lid wew
>>57474428
Are those kilograms flab or muscle potato kun.
dubs i drink
WHERES DA WHITE WOMYN @ :DDDD ??
>jobcentre in 6 days
cant be arse
>>57474428
you ate
>weigh myself last night
>weight
>weigh myself this morning
>less weight
explain that
(its digestion)
>>57474476
fuck it brother. skate on
>>57474508
thought youd already got yourself a job
Is live worth living after uni?
>>57474392
Yeah if you stay up all night browsing here you'll feel worse, but if you watch some dank anime it could be better
practicing my gunkata for my meeting with Waleed Aly
Tried to banter what I thought were proper English lads but they were from New Zealand and spent two hours telling me about how they weren't Australian
>>57474533
nar just applied for benies
have been applying but nobody wants me :'(
>>57474542
If you can get a job and a gf
Sadly those are the hardest to acquire
>>57474542
well obviously, why else would you have spent so much time and effort getting a degree? you're going to get the job of your dreams and be set for life now, right?
Is life worth living after conception?
i would never touch a girl from northern europe ESPECIALLY from br*tain
>>57474583
thats why im glad im doing masters
>>57474476
do it in your driveway first lad, just get used to skating about. you learn to ollie standing still first anyway so you don't need to go to a park yet really. it's fun desu
>>57474569
I'm a grown up, I don't watch anime.
Might play some Factorio or something
>fuck it brother. skate on
>>57474600
>biology degree
LEL
E
L
>>57474623
>gravel driveway
end it
You are the wind beneath my wings /brit/ xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KehwyWmXr3U&nohtml5=False
>just get used to skating about
gimmick idea: uninstall reddit flags
>>57474508
so how do i get my proper weight
>>57474428
water
>>57474696
Rip-off of my gimmick tbf
>>57474658
take the trucks off, learn on your bed
business idea: your gf cleans the smegma out of my grotty dick and thanks me for the experience
>>57474627
Ah a grown man I see, impressive , how old,. I'm 20 and still watch from time to time
i'm gonna invade YOU britain, and i'm gonna make it to this list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Great_Britain
watch out ethnic brits, i'm a lone wolf out to spill your blood on the concrete
>>57474737
that's digusting. you're disgusting
>tfw 72.5 kg 186 cm tall
>tfw soft skinny body
how will i ever get laid with a body lik this lads ;_;
>>57474788
You realise bodies can be changed, right
>>57474773
your girl didn't think it was disgusting
I nagged my mum for a skateboard when I was 12 then when I got it I mucked about with it for 2 days and then left it in the shed to never be used again
>>57474765
30's.
Though to be fair I've never really liked anime, just doesn't do it for me.
>>57474769
I admire you for being such a committed shitposter
hey gang
been gone a few days, any memes?
>>57474788
gimme some pics
>>57474809
>implying i have a girl
>>57474808
yeah but it takes time
>>57474833
I am an M-rated person
>>57474788
move to germany or somewhere slavs are considered sexually aggressive and dominant
*appears from your wardrobe*
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
>>57474836
I have a body like that.. no definition
CONGIERGE
neutralise the threat
>>57474913
would jam my tongue in her bumhole and do figure 8s
anyone need cheap dominos pizzas?
>>57474988
you got a method?
Stay blessed my nigga, blessed my nigga
Really think about it, could be worse my nigga
Don't stress my nigga, yes, my nigga
We all blessed my nigga
>>57474913
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>57474913
had an operation done on my willy that necessitated stitches so i'm not allowed to get a stiffy for a few weeks so please dont post anything lewd again
>>57474816
30s, can't relate desu, don't even see myself living past 25,
>>57475028
it's literally impossible to go weeks without getting a boner
did you see that news story about them two slags that beat an old alkie woman to death
fucking hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtiTNHPfyo
quite sensible and unbiased
Wish I could get a qt gf
But I'm terrified of people and social situations.
>>57475044
think that's a ban now lad
>>57475065
you're entitled to your wrong opinion
Bit hungover 2bh
Head hurts
>>57475123
is this that dickhead who goes on about swords and stuff
massive twat
>>57475100
gf was banging on about it yesterday
Saw it later on ITV News and she looked a state, apparently turned her house into a hive for underage drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENBVnY0CaOo
What the fuck Canada, seriously this joke is getting out of hand
>>57475170
one of em yeah
he can be a bit reddity but i like him
>>57475148
perhaps. i would get random boners when i was a kid but that doesn't happen anymore.
How do we fix British panel shows?
Love alcohol and binge eating desu lads.
Might just deal with being fat and out of shape.
gladstone brookes
>>57475202
gerrat rump away
>>57470130
is this true?
>>57475215
my love of energy drinks and kebab wraps is greater than my desire to live a long and healthy life.
Welcome to the club lad.
Ahhhhhhggghhrgggggv
>>57475202
ello ello
*puts landmine outside the front door for when janny arrives*
keep going
>>57475202
Now spread the cheeks>>57475202
>>57475204
Make sure there is at least one woman and one minority on every panel and tell everyone that's the only reason why we're doing it
t. the BBC
quality of posts are very important lads
>>57474988
yeah (don't have a method)
>>57475267
>kebab wraps
With you there lad. Truly my downfall.
>>57475202
LEWD
karen
*posts a high quality post*
>>57475204
50% women 50% blacks 50% browns
>>57475334
gerrit away
the gf
Interviewing for an outbound call centre tomorrow lids.
I have been NEET for over a year and have no idea how to talk to human beings
awaiting my (you)'s
>New British drama
>Oh, look, it's another "gritty" police drama/courtroom drama/1940s themed drama
Why is British drama so unbelievably shit and uncreative?
>>57475358
fingered outside oceana in nottingham
>>57475358
desperately need a thick gf
>>57475358
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
givi
>>57475274
>>57475286
sorry lads but i don't wanna get banned by the janny
>>57475393
https://imgur.com/a/2XNql
(You)s are earned, not given away
fuck (you)
>>57475384
oceana's fucking dogshit mate, went there for a mate's birthday and it was embarrassing
bare lads with their kit off dancing to the baywatch theme? nah you're alright
never knew it was possible to want to shag a voice until I heard chvrches
the only gaming chair i like the look off with a thick base is 319 quid
cant be spending that on a chair though
been looking at them for weeks now cos my current one's giving me back pains
>inb4 get a normal office chair
no
>>57475327
There's a place opened near me that claims to have the biggest wraps in the north east. I thought they were lying paki scum until I ordered one, seen nothing like it, if I cut it in half, each half is too long for a dinner plate and only £7 delivered.
>>57475427
>tfw I gave up on a my first ever perfect girlfriend (chubby) because I thought she was fat
>>57475478
me in t'middle
>>57475476
that's ocean
and fuck you ocean is great
>>57475478
THAT HAND
the memes were true, she is truly a goblin
:)
>>57475518
batty
bet you get your shirt off and all
>>57475556
of course
do you go uon?
>>57475427
Would cuddle with her desu
>>57475565
nah mate but I know bare people who do
#truth
>>57475595
t-shirts off and swinging them around to the baywatch theme is a classic uon meme
ocean music is purposely incredibly cheesy
man public transport in br*tain must really suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q64KHi377tk
>>57475678
not sure sorry (don't have a method)
>>57475678
they (have a method)
>>57475624
Western civilization has always been pretty degenerate desu.
what's something the UK has that the US doesn't?
hardmode: no kinder eggs
>>57475678
I got an email with a link that got me any pizza delivered for a tenner that was supposed to expire after 2 weeks, still works a year later.
>this will never be you
>>57475746
link it lad
>>57475745
banter
>>57475800
Impressive analysis
>>57475678
I (have a method)
Poolish """""cuisine"""""
t'gf
why is /brit/ so slow lately
im so happy because today i found my friends they are in my head im so ugly
>>57475908
British """""""cuisine"""""""
>>57475979
bit strange desu
>>57475979
what are you on about dickhead it's been going a mile a minute because of the school holidays
Midnight blues , might do a poo
>>57476027
>COLD
>MEATY
>SALTY
>JELLY
hello friends i am here
Having bbc news in the background makes me feel like im not alone in the world
>>57476153
>early
blue jean baby
>brother ate all the biscuits
What am I supposed to eat with my lunch now?
>>57476423
I have something for you to eat *unzips dick*
>>57475710
how was pre-war civilisation degenerate at all?
>>57476471
NOT SO FAST *slices you with my katana*
