>>57470018
BLOODY
RACIST
>>57470027
RACISTS
RACISTS
i hate your gimmick 2bh mate. i really do
>>57468659
this was actually fucking jokes Tbh
but yeah it's a shit political broadcast
BENTEKKERZ
>jimmy carr
>russell brand
>russell howard
>jack russells
all unfunny 2bh lads
>>57470118
saw jimmy carr with some mates for a mates 18th x
I neeeeedd it
which is best i cant decide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjytAc-quyI
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqAxtwH0LGo
Lads, how many capital cities have you been to?
I've been to 9, soon to be 10
>>57470118
No Michael McIntyre, or John Bishop?
>>57470144
medal's in the post
>>57470180
express or standard flat shipping? x
>>57470176
Doxable info
>>57470176
None.
>>57470176
5 not including the one I live in
>>57470195
by courier mate, I'm going to have him lob it in your little bruce boat
our nige
>>57470233
no dont come by boat x
Fucking saloon door in my bathroom fell off the wall, not happy lads.
>>57470168
1st one has too much of a lead up
>>57470118
Jimmy carrs laugh sounds like hea about to take of desu lads
>yes it would cost me only $40 and take me 2 hours but I have never been to Paris
the mind boggles
>>57470228
get on it, mate
>>57470232
How is Sydney? :^)
>>57470271
wew
>>57470291
Paris is a shithole mate, we told you
>>57470250
boat is slang for face you dopey bogan
>>57470267
>Saloon doors
>bathroom
honestly, what the fuck?
>>57470267
I hate when my saloon door falls off, m80.
>>57470267
>a saloon door for a fucking bathroom door serioulmaoooo wtf
hahaha wtf do you walk in there with your jeans hanging loose and pretending to hold guns being like "i'll have a single malt" haha then do a poo haha
>>57470291
>$
Fuck off yank.
>>57470233
>BOAT
>>57470304
Paris has seen better days but it's still very nice
>>57470317
bit rich coming from the dickhead who's not capitalising on being able to dip their toes into a plethora of world cultures for $40 x
>>57470291
Why the fuck would we want to go to France?
which one wud u shag x
>>57470306
alright just dont come by boat i care about you x
>ever wanting to go to paris
What's the point of life, lads? I mean, if you can't find anything enjoyable or meaningful, is there really any point to it?
>>57470335
>You can spend £30 and 2 hours to fly to a shithole
>Or you can spend £30 and 45 minutes to fly to Amsterdam
hmmmmm
>>57470306
>>57470311
>>57470312
I was baffled when I first viewed the house and saw saloon doors to the shitter but I thought it was funny and it kinda sold me on getting this place and now I like having cowboy shits.
>>57470349
You really are the kings of shitposting.
>>57470411
if im the king you're the queen x
>>57470367
the black one for the novelty
no I have in fact never left England
reckon this aussie is a jap with that paris syndrome thingy haha
>>57470304
Melbourne actually , very shit and depressing
>>57470439
not all of us live in London mate
>>57470367
None. Because i'm not into slaggy year 9s
>>57470439
>Barcelona
Capital's Madrid mate
>>57470450
>Melbourne
>Capital
>None. Because i'm not into slaggy year 9s
would MURDER for a bacon sarnie lads
>>57470439
Paris could be down the road and it still wouldn't be in the slightest bit appealing.
>>57470502
well yeah, you have to murder to eat bacon
https://youtu.be/L8mFCg0CJcg?t=1m31s
*writes a complex maths problem on the window*
ah yes
>>57470445
nah Paris is nice but not my favourite European city
>>None. Because i'm not into slaggy year 9s
>>57470501
Just not into 14 year olds m8
>>57470472
I thought you were guessing which city I was from , and the capitals Canberra
>>57470565
I know, but the meme is everyone thinks it's Syndey
>>57470553
>>57470563
>>57470582
>>57470598
fuck up cunt
*writes a complex answer to psychological reasoning on the window*
ah yes
Vote in lads. Make dave proud.
>>57470640
wow rude
IN LONDON
>>57470677
its on a window lad so its backward relax aye lad
VERY impressive
>the EU referendum
don't get it
is this fake?
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/river-thames-monster-leaves-top-wildlife-experts-baffled-a3219276.html
if I ever see Waleed Aly out in public I'll heem him
>>57470707
>faeces
>padeophile
>colour
no wonder the yanks are in front of you, you lost decades by writing extra letters
did lucy cum
>>57470728
i dont care
>>57470753
yeah fuck oath saw some dumb cunt guardian article on about how based news corp doesn't like him
needless to say i would not mind exterminating the panel on the project
>>57470786
alri jack
>>57470728
it's got all the hallmarks of one
>shite quality
>only half a second of the 'monster'
>cameraman whispering "oh fuck" likes he's in cloverfield
>>57470781
wtf i hate slovenia now
>>57470786
>London
>Safe
check yourself before you wreck yourself
>>57470753
>>57470798
very good posts
⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃
Wish I could just sleep all day
>>57470867
and party all night
>>57470176
2 maybe 3
>>57470887
Thats how i like
>>57470786
>this summer
>>57470903
to live my life
>>57470887
No, sleep at night too
RACISTS
after joking about birds being outside my window there is literally a possum outside my window that wont fuck up
yyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57470935
DAILYMAIL
>>57470907
When did Muslims attack Norway???
>>57470963
>>57470501
>>57470718
Bad posts.
>>57470827
I'd tell you to get in line but I've heard that queues in the UK are as sacred as the queen
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man is the single greatest novel written and if you disagree you are ultimately a philistine
i'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny of you twat
*votes leave*
ah yes
Hmmm, very interesting...
>Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man is the single greatest novel written and if you disagree you are ultimately a philistine
>>57471007
all me
>>57470965
brevik was a terrorist act
>>57471015
oh god.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/six-reasons-why-waleed-aly-should-win-the-gold-logie/news-story/365916081f05a63a1dec33a5f8210fd2
needs to be burned alive on national television
Sitting in the most beta way possible
>rent in nice places is the same price in a nearby middle class nice town as it is in the shithole large town near me in arsehole flats
Ahhh yes
>>57471015
*shakes head*
oh god
>>57471015
oh. my. god.
>>57471015
>of
>>57471085
post pic
>>57471089
*slams door*
who the fuck is wally aly
>>57471085
*subscribes*
>>57471085
draw yourself in this position in mspaint and post it
>>57471080
fuck that paki cunt 3bh
>>57471080
he's a clown x
my spotify discover weekly is helping my third eye stay awoke
dad just send me this
Is York the best city in Britain for a white foreigner? I want to study in a comfy town and I have a problem with Muslims.
*presses the button that remotely activites the vibrating egg I inserted into your rectum last night as you were sleeping*
*gets on bus*
*walks slowly towards the very back while making eyes at every girl*
*sits down right in the middle of the back seat while I toss my bag to the side*
*spread my legs so everyone that gets on the bus can see the crotch of my athletic shorts*
hmm
>>57471173
me on the left
>>57471173
Fuck off son.
hello
>>57471190
phwoooor that's a big zap
>>57471190
/brit/ remote controlled vibrator exchange system when
>>57471184
no muslims in bath either
what the FUCK is a golden logie?
sounds kinky x
>>57471139
Aye, that'd be my piss.
What's his name again?
>>57471184
no its full of arrogant students and theres fuck all to do
>>57471080
want based lee lin to win tbqh
lmao
>>57471190
why arent you using chester
why
>>57471294
where's my free steam game then belfast?
>>57471299
helloooooo buzzfeed
>>57471184
You're thinking of Belfast lad.
>>57471119
No, but it was legs crossed
>>57471294
>>57471316
didn't mean you (You) you
>>57471251
Soon I hope.
>>57471313
I'm using my other 'puter for the first time since the big switchover and forgot to change it on here. Kicking myself.
>>57471139
me x
>>57471320
reeeeeee
Lads, be straight with me here. Why the fuck has nobody invented a coat for your legs yet?
>>57471271
wew that must be strenuous on your thoracic spinal region
>>57471359
haha another wacky and zany post from australia!
>>57471206
ARE YOU MANSPLAINING ME?
>>57471356
dont dare insult me thus again
i own that flag now
night lads
Going to have a shower now
doing that thing where i scratch my doggy behind his ear and he can't himself rolling over and shaking his leg lots
>>57471313
>>57471316
>>57471330
>>57471345
>>57471356
>>57471397
would you fuck me? i'd fuck me x
>>57471410
night x
>>57471261
is it ridiculously expensive to live there?
>>57471421
he sounds a bit spasticated
Being a footballer seems like a hell of a laugh. Not just the money and the whores but the day to day life looks chill as fuck. Watched some behind the scenes thing and they rock up to the training centre, have breakfast, do training or whatever, and just hang around there chilling. It's like college or something
>>57471359
>>57471359
heartwarming smile
fucking raining
doing a thing
having a go
>>57471488
link
>>57470907
>Norway is Western Europe
>>57471474
no lots of dogs do that
>took a picture of myself
>realised how fat I've got
Fuck lads. I hurt my knee and haven't done as much exercise recently.
>>57471575
yes norway is both western and northern europe and spain is both southern and western europe
>>57471139
>>57471624
looking very peaceful and serene in this piece
ebin /b/rit
>>57471624
>>57471271
>>57471359
>>57471455
SMILE (Soiling Myself In Laughter Ecgberht)
I support waleed aly for the golden logie
>news taking about "synthetic biology".
>"yeah we just make an artificial cell and that cell can produce drugs or biofuel"
Was man meant to play god?
>>57471699
Rasheed
>>57471699
what does this even mean? I fucking hate this website
>>57471596
who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat bastard you fat bastard you ate all the pies
>>57471699
Waleed
*gets up*
*walks to the front of the room*
*taps chin in thought*
Woman on speakerphone at work sounds like Moaning Myrtle doing sex chat
>>57471720
More like easter eggs desu
im laying like this x
>>57471596
*licks lips decisively*
*silently addresses you all*
*traces a rectangle in the air*
*holds up 3 fingers*
>>57471719
Hahahaaahahaha
>>57471704
did a module on this in uni back in like 2013
the theory is pretty much all there, just the application needs perfecting. basically because we have so many complete genomes now if we simply construct bases and by extension DNA from their component atoms in a way that will produce a biologically viable functioning genome then insert it into a simple bacterial cell after removing the bacterias DNA you will get viable life forms that can produce protiens for any from any gene you decide to code into them.
potential applications are pretty much endless
>Aly’s appointment to a high profile panel show on a commercial network seems significant, because it is. But it shouldn’t be — why is that the majority of faces on any panel are white, Anglo Australians?
>His voice has risen because of a fierce intellect, sharp wit and talent, and that should be the only reason — the fact that he’s an Australian of Egyptian background and a Muslim should be incidental, not remarkable.
pipe down you unfunny rats
*clasps fingers together*
*rests fingers on chin*
*weighs up the pro and cons of having a wank*
hmmm
*holds up 1 finger*
*holds up 2 fingers*
*holds up 1 finger*
*turns 90 degrees*
*extends left leg*
*bends right knee*
Do people even use e-mail anymore?
>>57471863
Fuck you I'll pipe up if I want to
>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
>>57471882
what else would they use?
>>57471882
yes.
t. teacher
>>57471882
t. doesnt work in an office
*holds up 1 finger*
*holds up 2 fingers*
*holds up 1 finger*
*holds up 3 fingers*
*holds up 1 finger*
*holds up empty pack of chocolate fingers*
>>57471899
i'll pipe yer mam
you are the aphids and i am the ladybird
>>57471913
doesnt work at all more like
It is a fantasy of mine to run a small company and hold monthly dance competitions with my employees. There would be optional weekly dance lessons then once a month we each individually choreograph and perform a dance to a song of our choice. The winner gets free beers for the rest of the night.
Then at christmas we would choreograph a large group performance and perform it at a local festival for the town folk.
>>57471900
>Be American
>Eat burger
>Eat ice cream too because fat fuck
Did you remember to give a tip and clap as well?
poo
>>57471909
haha nonce cunt
Why did the warden get the kid shot?
gone mad on water all of a sudden
the ol' H20
can't get enough of it
Can someone from Britain please tell me why Russell Howard is popular?
>>57471931
hello, really liked your post and thought i'd say hi haha
>>57471954
wow absolutely biting and original humour there, what next - whats the deal with airline food haha
>champions league is on tonight
>>57471980
fuck off norgay
>>57471962
because if andy got out he knew about the money laundering
>>57471979
Used to just do lolsorandom stuff related to growing up in England before he went full shouty-lefty
>>57471979
he's fucking not
>>57471998
bit rude
>>57471979
his shows are easy to watch and he's not that popular anyway and also there are lots of other shit """comedians""" that are popular
*holds up 2 fingers*
*holds up 2 fingers again*
*holds up 1 finger*
*traces 3 lines of a vertical rectangle and another horizontal line halfway down the vertical one*
*holds up 2 fingers*
*curls right index finger and clenches fist*
*shakes fist around*
*affects a limp*
*cups right hand and holds it up to left eye*
*cups left hand and holds it a ways out from right hand*
*closes right eye*
*opens mouth (you get a good look at my excellent teeth)*
*puts right fist in mouth then flicks index finger outward repeatedly*
Sitting like this desu
>>57471937
I am the stinkbug and you are the ladybird
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/florida_predatory_stink_bug_eats_lady_beetle_michelle.jpg
>>57471997
whos playin lad got a link?
>>57471997
>psg are going to win and we'll get bullied on /sp/
>>57471996
I don't eat airline food because it tastes like shit
Also because Wowair jews you out of food for short flights
>>57471997
Real v wolfsburg should be good
Just downed a fifth of vodka, lads. Dare me to drive?
>>57472107
would you rim that man?
>tfw qt brittisk girl textning me ;DDD
Gonna give her BSC (big swedish cock)
>>57472111
>a fifth
FOY
drew the american eating his hungry jacks x
The economy of the Soviet Union was based on a system of state ownership of the means of production, collective farming, industrial manufacturing and centralized administrative planning. The economy was characterised by state control of investment, public ownership of industrial assets, macroeconomic stability, negligible unemployment and high job security.
>>57472107
>hood
Fuck off yank
*holds up 2 fingers*
*traces a large, irregular oblong with a jutting square chimney on the topleft corner and pair of gradually tapering points on the bottom*
>>57472147
autism
browsin' the 'chon
Just downed 6 pints of Cravendale, lads. Dare me to drive?
>>57472147
How big?
sitting down
![FpnWw4sU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oIwvQ9a.jpg "FpnWw4sU[1].jpg")
>>57472147
>tis @ 23:50
*holds up 3 fingers*
*dons a dark green cloak*
*unsheathes anduril, flame of the west*
*waits expectantly*
>>57472190
wow me too! we should be friends :)
>>57472147
A word of advice m8, wear a Johnny.
just downloaded an arrogant IPA from waitrose
Just had a VERY cheeky midnight banana sandwich lads, haha
>>57472147
>Hiiii
Bender
>>57472088
I quite iike airline food desu
>Its transformative capacity—what the US National Security Council described as a "proven ability to carry backward countries speedily through the crisis of modernization and industrialization"—meant communism consistently appealed to the intellectuals of developing countries in Asia.
>>57472327
british airways and emirates food is quite nice
>>57472345
Looks comfy
got a hard willy
*raises eyebrows in mild disbelief*
*purses lips and looks away*
*commences repeated alternating arm stretches whilst waiting*
